/balt + ausnz/

thanks

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I worked with a Lithuanian woman and she was kind of a Plain Jane (kind of like pic related), but one day at work, she received news that her child had been hit by a car on the way home from school and she turned into this quivering wreck in floods of tears. I'm not ashamed to say I started to get really turned on watching her sobbing, the tears running down her pale, white face while she tried to wipe them away. Her long brown hair was all over the place and she looked like a distressed young maiden crying as she evacuated her village to escape the approaching Nazi Army. I got a really hard erection and had to hide it behind my desk. I thought of how great it must have been to be an SS Officer and round up women like this, demure looking homely girls, and maybe take them to a barn and try to make them cry more. I would dearly love to hurt her face and make her fellate my pistol while I lick the tears from her face. I would lubricate her anus with her own tears and the sheer eroticism of the setting would mean that two fierce pumps in her torn, bleeding hole, and I would be spent. It wouldn't even count as a real orgasm for me until I turn her around again and shoot a bullet through her cunt. It would be important to make sure that she knew that she was about to die. I would savour this moment for a while, perhaps telling her what I already did to her elderly parents. I thought of all this that day, and when I got home my underpants was soaked.

>>69662230
thanks

>>69662239
heh you got me good you lil prankster

what do you say in your language during sex?

>>69662230
hmm nice copypasta

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> /balt/

filthy animeposters, all of you(except estonia)

>>69662138
you understand that by saying this you just further encourage them to post that stuff right?
you aren't very bright I see

>>69662453
Mongol pls go

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Guess from where I am posting.

Lala, HOH

>>69662556
burger king

>>69662556
be there in 10 mins wait for me.

>>69662499
back... the... FUCK... off...

>>69662556
lithuania

>>69662705
when will u come back home to balt, my baltman?

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Official Baltics rankings:
Estonia (Bravo!) > Finland (lmao obsolete infrastructure) > Latvia > Russia > Sweden (Yes!) > Lithuania :-)

btfo

>>69662755
Let's get some things THAT ARE NOT BALTIC out of the way first

So we are left with this ranking

Lathuania > Litvia

>>69662556
Savanorių prospektas?

>>69662578
Incorrect lol

>>69662755
I agree with the rating except please remove finland and sweden

In another universe, I have a big ass gf to punish my skull under her large booty

>>69662705
Correct lol

listening to icehouse

thanks australia

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Žydai valdo pasauli o aš valdau žydus.

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>look for Gulf of Riga
>check
>look for Gulf of Tallinn or Gulf of Vilnius
>nowhere to be found
lmaoooooo

>>69662879
No worries

Go to gym tomorrow with bruised inside of left knee, outside of right knee, top/bottom of right forearm; or just skip and let them rest and hopefully heal?

>>69662879
Gondola :DDD

>>69662890
Nieko tu nevaldai, pydere

listening to Russian raggamuffin hahaa
https://soundcloud.com/manumaker/sets/baadmantown

>>69662926
that video is the best damn thing ever, especially the driving scenes, so damn comfy

>>69662755
>>69662899
>>69662977
NICE display of Baltic culture right here

>>69662890
this is indeed cringe worthy

>>69663017
Thanks

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>>69662899
>look for majority russian capitals
>Moscow
>Riga
lmaooo

>>69662977
That's hilarious

My bf is gay, who wants threesome?

>>69663017
If you think that impressive, check these!

>>69662230
I'm aroused by violent nazi officers as well.

>>69663169
why my man

>>69663094
Reported to kremlin just now, how will putin punish you for homosexual sins?

>>69663169
Source?

>>69662411
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>69663081
>Lithuania has around 99 kilometres (NOT EVEN 100 LMAO) of sandy coastline, only about 38 kilometres of which face the open Baltic Sea, less than the other two Baltic Sea countries
>be Lithuania
>be virtually landlocked
No wonder there's no Gulf of Vilnius

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>>69663169
FOR
R
E
E

>>69662556
from Ukraine?

>>69663270
Post sources as well man, c'mon

Please support our troops
>>69663098

>>69663295
Wow you must be a genius or something

>>69663169
butiful bollocks and dick size ^^

>>69663270
pls don't leave me, Arturas, I still love you..

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>>69663295
>Be from Latvia
>More likely to be Russian than Latvian

oh no, he left me alone in this general. absoluty alone, noooooooooo
;-----------;

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>>69663377
>be Rigan
>feel like going to a beach
>warm ocean is just 20 minutes away
>be Vilniusian (kek)
>want to go swimming
>fill the bathtub
>accidentally (not really) drop a toaster in it

does posting porn only get one banned on int or on the whole site?

>>69663554
>caring about sea
What are you? Gay or something?

>>69663589
Bans on /int/ are always site-wide

>>69663616
thanks

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I HAVE BROKEN THE CODE
I SAW THE TRUTH

/balt/ + /ausnz/ is an artificial creation

/ausnz/ is full of intilftrator mods who monitor us more closely and actively discourage any FUN, do not fall prey, it's all a set up

LISTEN TO THE TRUTH
DO NO SURRENDER

would you let a ukrainian to stay at ur home?

>>69663897
but aussies and kiwis are funposters too

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>be Estonian
>get eaten by bears

>>69663948
>He doesnt have wolves or bears

Pussy ass country

>>69664096
t. a country with no gulf named after its capital

>>69663948
I wonder where you got this map from?

>>69664138
saved

>>69664437
did you have the permission to save it?

i'm home

>>69664437
>>69664548
It would be EXTREMLEY rude if you did not

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Late nights?

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>>69664548
I don't need one

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>69664713
ye

>>69664729
WOW now that is EXTREMELY rude
>>69664670
you were right, this is terrible

>>69662453
Finlan, no, is a lie

Is Balto-Slavism the Baltic equivalent of Pan-Turanism?

>>69665032
no it's the equivalent of my cock in ur mum's ass you little bitch

>>69665032
I associate with Balto-Baltism myself.

The Australian people are mine.

>>69665215
Thanks

Are Lithuanians Slavs?

The people of New Zealand are mine.

>>69665372
Pedofilas

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>>69665362
No, Northern European officially

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>>69665362
No. We are nordic now according to UN.

>>69665477
We Nordic now

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Kadri tõi karjaõnne, viskas vilja peoga aita. Viis ära laste hinged

>>69665478
Northern, not nordic you imbecile

>>69665477
Damn, Norway is as fucked up as Chile

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>in one of the recent days get fired from minimal wage job in prestigious for being not meeting the standards a web designer / front-end developer in the firm requires according to my employer and some colleagues
>immediately turn to videogames and try not to think what a worthless, self-overvalued sack of shit i am

at least my mother isn't worried that i'm a total neet now

>>69665616
Least you don't work in a warehouse mate

*inhales*

*FARTS*

*holds breath*

*cums*

*leaks precum*

*leaves thread*

*prevents the aussie from leaving*

*follows the australian*

*shits in palm and throws it at australian and shituanian*

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>>69665778
>>69665820
>>69665845
>>69665868
>>69665916
>>69665992
>>69666015
>>69666021
>>69666065
This is why this general is so shit

*wipes off precum and runs away with australian and lithuanian after the estonian starts throwing poopoo*

seirus discuss is highly needed.

VERY serious discussion of baltic cultures and countries is needed

*seriously discusses*

*makes a serious post*

I'm really proud of colored exotic flags represented itt.

*posts thought provoking serious discussion thoughts*

>>69666364
*waits for You's*

*ignores russian posts*

*does not give (you)s to russians*

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*leaves this general*

>>69665616
>tfw got a promotion and a raise last week
feels good to be rewarded for your hard work

*gets upset by lack of You's*
*considers suicide*

Why can't we, Russians, and pribalty fashisty just forget about all the misunderstands and become friends already?

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=MKs3WOEzUMw

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WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bX4mO_xNAE

*doesn't acknowledge posts from flags other than balt+ausnz*

>>69666755
virgin

>>69666797
THE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDEN
PEOPLE

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>>69666949
WE THE NONE HALF PEOPLE!

>>69666964
WE
HAVE COME TO EARTH
TO SWEDEN

>>69666964
I want to get fucked by them :)

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>>69667012
TO SAVE MANKIND TO SAVE EUROPA!
>69667020
go away gomoseksual

>>69667061
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡WHAT OUR ANCESTORS HAVE LEFT FOR US!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>69667100
HELL SEGER!

GODDAMMIT LITHUANIA YOU'RE THE BEST HERE

>>69667136
HELL!!!!!!

THANKS

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE /BALT/ POSTER

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>>69667272
YOU TOO!

>>69667341
lmao this pic

>>69667341
Hehe I really really like this pic.

I want to save Europe by fuging Nothern brothers

wish this r*ssian homo would get decked already

Woke up from my second nap today. is that ok?

>>69668118
OK

>>69668118
OK

>>69668118
ok, pal

>>69668118
okie dokie

*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*

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>>69668620
Pff you call that teleporting?

*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU FOR REAL*

heh, nothin personnel kid

just pooped and still sitting on the toilet

thoughts?

>>69668760
show shit

>>69668779
toilet paper is covering it

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BALTS NOW INTO NORTHERN EUROPE!

Can you come and take the lithuanian from our thread, thanks

>>69668867
pfft... old news nigro
nothing personnel

>>69668903
Haven't been on /int/ for a while.

>>69668902
no you can keep him

Official list of top 5 worst generals on /int/:

1. /CUM/
2. /balt/+/ausnz/
3. /mämmi/
4. /MeNa/
5. /v4/

>>69669239
There is nothing wrong with /v4/

>>69669239
the only ones that exist

>>69669239
May I see your certification of officialness? This looks fraudulent.

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>>69669267
you may not.

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>>69662138
germans are shit eaters
fuck hitler

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each day the lust inside me grows greater

gonna watch this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EPPMCwD5bw

thoughts?

>>69669610
looks like overly emotional trash

>>69669695
perfect observation
any1 has a good movie to suggest?

>>69669749
no

>>69669749
Baltic movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxSSrCr8sY

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hmm

>>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364
>>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364
>>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364
>>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364 >>69666364

dudl dudl

>>69670388
post black girls

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Gratz for growing glorious nordicks.

>>69670504
join lithuania, as you have the same history anyways.

>virgins ITT know nothing about vaginal orgasm

>>69670587
tell us, please

I'm Lithuanian deep inside

>>69670587
>>69670613
why r u invading us?

>>69670643
Because you can't satisfy your women and bring then vaginal orgasm, lil hipster boi

>>69670638
Lithuanian is deep inside me

>>69670741
do you listen to miyagi?

>>69670751
New zelandish cocky inside of me.

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these arms feel h e a v y t o n i g h t

>>69670796
No, what is it?

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Yes hello

>>69670856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPRWhnrGu7o

>you'll never meet up with your virtual friends and make serious discuss for real

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>ywn meet the russians ITT

>>69670941
already did that, like 4 years ago now we're kinda besties.

>>69670872
Hello, mr ugly food :)

>>69670979
So sad everyone is too far away from me :(

>>69670941
hehe

>>69671051
where u at? vlodostok?

>>69671094
Omsk

>>69671094
Moscow, but I kinda don't have an opportunity to visit Baltics or ausnz.

can the russians fucking leave? Why are you so obsessed with baltics?

>>69667341
who is that guy with the girl above nils?

>>69671266
only two cities in russia are valid an those include moscow and sankt peter

>>69671276
Where should I leave? There's no English speaking general reserved for me. At least I get attention here and all of you are my friends in denial ^^
(If somebody would finally fug me - I'd leave tbqh)

>>69670979
if you're not bullshitting then you need to greentext that shit right now

for serious discussions

how did you meet? are you a grill? is your balt friend a grill? did you fugg? how intellectual are your discussions?

we need all details

>>69671319
Would you make vacations in Moscow?

>>69671384
Return to sosach

>>69671396
dunno we played games a lot and spoke on skype very often i Mean VERY like dunno 12 h/day on holidays and so on, mm we meet when we said we should meet and one of our e-friends had a farm opened so we met up there, well he invited few girls, buts thats all, conversations went normally lol, we didnt talk about games at all we talked bout life and made jokes about each other. just shit like normies do lol. We even grilled some food and ofc we drink hella lot and partied danced whole night till 7 morning and went to sleep.

>>69671540
to add now we meet up every year on the same date for 4 years + we now live in the same city cuz we're all in college so w/e.

>>69671540
sounds extremely normal, i'm surprised

i was expecting you two would be exchanging usb sticks with ultra rare baltic memes or something

>>69671640
it wasnt two of us, it was like 8 of us lmao whole group.

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>next year will be my 10th year on 4chan

>>69671540
>things that never happened

>>69671687
ah fuck i missed that, too tired
>>69671692
how old were you when you started browsing 4chan?

>>69671692
loser

>>69671640
>exchanging USB sticks with rare Baltic memes

>>69671865
thanks for the (you)

>>69671788
15
>>69671790
wow rude

>>69671692
God, we must celebrate this

>>69671919
were you normal before you discovered 4chan? are you now?

If I'll go to Baltics will anyone offer me his/her place to stay?
I'm girl and I expect polite treatment without sexual abuse...

>>69671918
I meant that would be comfy

>>69671965
you'll have to pay for accommodation with money or pussy

>>69671965
only if u talk in sexy russian accent in late night with me.

>>69672024
well it's hard to tell what you mean when you just quote it like that

add a pic or write comfy

>>69671163
> g i r i g i r i
why have you deleted it

>>69672025
I'll pay with my pussy only if you're chad. One Eestie from tartu offered his place lol

>>69672073
I forgot to add this. Posting from the phone isn't comfortable

>>69672148
gibe me ur vkontakt

>>69671692
>this autumn it will be 10 full years for me
:D

>>69672208
It's fake with no pics. (Too afraid to doxx myself). Do you still need it?

>>69672273
>>69671692
Why latvian such oldfags

>>69672280
no
unless ur high government wroker

good places to eat in wilno?????

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>>69662138
>blue+tooth= bluetooth

>>69672334
hesburger

>>69672334
yeah this
>>69672387

>>69672334
Economic order
Small cheese burger kit + 2 cheesse burgers

>>69672313
high levels of autism in our genes

>>69672455
Lithuanians in Denial

>>69672328
I'm high government hacker

>checked my vk
>it's hacked
Who did zis?

>>69672658
dunno

>>69672658
FSB

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>>69672334
Agotos Gryčia

>>69672688
U did zis? I know u did cuz u asked for my vk to hack it >:|

*swallows the cum*
Tasty

>>69672724
u said u was high gov work

>>69662138
OP is not a fag for once

>>69672767
man būs divi numur deviņi
numur deviņi lielais
numur seši ar papildus mērci
numur septiņi
divi numur četrdesmit pieci
viens ar sieru
un lielais dzēriens

>>69671692
12th for me you eternal summerfag.

>>69672946
I still don't get the meaning this image is meant to convey

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>>69672967
>tfw to smart to explain something trivial to this caveman

i didn't work at all this week and just finished all the assignments i had in an hour and a half
getting paid for 40hours lmao

>tfw been shitposting on chan before 9/11

>>69673070
new fag, was here since 'nam

>>69673070
9/11 was two months go. Gtfo newfag

>>69673070
>Tfw I watched 9/11 on TV and laughed

>>69673169
2011 was 5 years ago

moot actually stole the idea for 4chan from me in a "the social network" kind of way. so in a sense i've been here the longest. i would sue but i don't have any money and i don't want to be associated with anime and weebs

>>69673193
I did ur mum your age plus nine months ago lmooa

>>69662890
tu neko nevaldi, sūdsmadzene

>>69673254
rekt>>69673193

>>69673254
Where are my birthday and chrimbo present

>>69673112
this

going to my old high school tomorrow to give a lecture on computer science and bizniz
i used to have a love-hate relationship with these kinds of talks. i hated listening to that boring crap but i loved getting out of class
anyway i'm gonna try to hit on some prime high school pussy

>>69673284
*sent*
Don't want o spoil the surprise, but it's a big black buttplug.

>>69673443
just teach them how NOT to becoem a weeb

>>69673484
thanks

>>69673193
>Tfw felt in live with arturas 5 years ago
>he still doesn't know about my existence

>>69673609
Hello this is Arturas, i have a bit of a problem, bank doesnt allow me to get my money back i had 5 million euros, i need your help if you send me 5 thousand rubles ill be able to get my money back and ill give you tenfolds that + a date with me.

>>69673193
6 actually

>>69673694
5k rub is like $5 euroshekel

>Tfw the only reason I'm posting here is because I love arturas and he might post here as well

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>>69673275
Taip pat valdau ir Latvija.

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a fool's only cure is death

>>69673914
The oats

>>69673956
Please tell me more about this meme.

>>69673737
tu neko nevaldi, sūdsmadzene

might call someone a nigger today

>>69674078
fuck off nigger

>>69674078
fuck off you dirty ass nigger.

>>69674089
>>69674104
hmmmm

i love niggers
niggers > whites
prove me wrong
protip: you can't

muslims and niggers should rule the world
whities btfo

>>69674089
>>69674191
samefag

>>69674104
>>69674255
samefag

>>69674255
>>69674288
samefag

>>69674255
>>69674288
>>69674335
>>69674191
>>69674171
>>69674104
>>69674089
>>69674078
all me

>>69674418
i tried to post the same thing but couldn't bypass the spam filter
fuck off shituanian scum

>>69674463
why 4chan bolis fugg estonia

>>69674418
>>69674463
>>69674495
all me, sukas

>>69674463
u have yet ways to surpass the spam protection, young estti.

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girl u thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

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me in he pic, please rate

>>69674645
>>69674709
samefag

>>69674709
you should be shot, pediņ

>>69674746
can i marry u for US citenzship?

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fwee wepwies

I'll do everything just to get a date with arturas

>>69674803
migrate to Iceland

Arturas is my long term husbandu. I can't post his pics cuz I'll get banned for doxxing. He's tall blond blue eyed fit handsome smart with cool sense of humor ^^
He likes memes as well and works in IT

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hmmm

eating beef and black kaviar.

>>69675165
Post feet

>>69675131
>propaganda

>>69675197
U first.

>>69675310
Post email I'll send u my feet :3

>>69675432
im not yet ready to lose my feet virginity

>>69675432
[email protected]

>>69675432
[email protected]

>>69675432
[email protected]

>>69675710
>yopmail
its shit

>>69675432
[email protected]

>>69675729
first that came to mind.

I hate you all so much

>>69675853
fuck off weeb
i fuck ur mother

anata ga baka dakara

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>>69663484
>Be Lithuanian
>Kill Myself

Hmm way too many emails...

>>69675998
Nobody wants to see your feet faggot

>>69675778
It was funny anecdote

>>69676098
>>69676098
>>69676098

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