Charts Edition
/quebec/
>>69665086
fuck off
>>69665064
>>69665025
>I just watch whatever comes on adult swim
I shouldn't of asked you for advice
Ontario
>>69665096
>no /cum/ poster thinks he has the right to govern us
Fuck the patriarchy
>>69665064
Shit thats a big chart
>>69665139
UUUU
Hope it helps the anon who was looking for anime
>>69665116
>Gin-Tama
i don't know why i was even talking to you
What have you done today to help Make America Great Again?
What does /cum/ think of Sam Hyde?
>>69665222
he's shit
>>69665222
I like the videos with his mom in them.
>>69665222
didn't he fucked a tranny?
>>69665222
not a fan of alt-right mass murderers
>>69665194
That's why I'm looking for something new like it m8. Old taste is old taste.
>>69665206
I'm staying in my containment country.
need to find myself a cute, career-minded aspie girl that can provide for me
nigger skating
Headed to a gun show w the gf
>>69665064
Is there any reason I'd want to go to Your Universities instead of ones in England/Europe?
They seem crazy expensive and (aside from the really good ones) kinda shitty.
>>69665653
Have fun
Good afternoon, /cum/!
>>69665718
college life, frat parties, beer runs, team pride, banging sorority sluts.
(only come to our schools if its for a good graduate program)
>>69665813
good morning
>>69665813
It's still morning over here in the Plains
I really hate the job search process. Why can't the government just assign everyone a position at a state-owned monopoly?
>>69665856
>>69665857
Posted at the EXACT same time.
>>69665718
No. Stay over there
>>69665206
Well, I'm still part from Mexico.
It'll be ok if I stay here in my country.
>>69665918
it was destiny
>>69665918
it's meant to be
>>69665718
If you have a degree at any of our universities you're guaranteed to have a more rounded education
>>69665222
I like him
No matter what i do i always wake up at 9, today i slept 5 hours because of that.
how do i fix it.
>>69665969
I can almost do those things
>>69666069
its called an internal clock.
you're gonna have to fuck it up in order to sleep in.
>>69666069
Can't you just go back to sleep? I've been waking up at 5:30 for years and on the days when I don't need to I just close my eyes again once I wake up
>>69666069
Mira>>69666146
Te tomará tiempo a conseguir un "nuevo horario", al menos por una semana.
I'm pretty sure we can all agree that this is the superior beverage.
>>69666218
yeah, i usually take a nap, but thats later in the day.
the other day i didn't take a nap so i went to sleep like at 9pm, and wow i woke up at 9 am
i swear i have gotten to sleep at like 7 am and woke up at 9:55, is like my body is playing mind games with me.
>>69666146
The internal clock has run dry. The game can be played. However, time-based events will no longer occur.
>>69666290
overrated
>>69666290
I can agree with that.
>>69666290
But that's not Root Beer
>>69666307
I don't know man, fucking up your clock like anon said seems like a good idea but how would you even do that?
>>69666290
This shit is bretty good, but an ice cold coca-cola is better
>>69666290
naw, step up nigga
>>69666426
Vanilla Coke is GOAT
>>69666375
ill try to go to sleep even later tonight.
maybe is the sun or something, since it burns my room all morning.
>>69666375
Should an appreciation for root beer be a requirement for cumembership?
Why the fuck do so many Americans seem to utterly hate Mexicans?
There's not a huge deal of cultural difference between the two. They're both cultures that are both European derivatives and are both very christian. Besides the language difference and slight skin tone variation there isn't a whole lot that fucking different.
>>69666503
like 40,000 in gdp per capita
and protestants vs catholics
>DRUMPF WON!!!!
Ummm... no sweetie, he lost by a massive margin. Hillary Clinton won by over FIVE MILLION votes.
She is the true winner. She is who the American people chose (especially the ones who contribute to the economy). Any time a drumpf supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of herstory. Drumpf is literally the least popular candidate of all time.
She fucking won.
>>69666503
>skin tone variation
there's your answer, not to mention the bulk of the immigrants are redneck tier
>>69666503
CHI—
Whatever, both countries hates each other in general, but they can get along if they want it.
>>69666491
yes
>>69666482
Maybe do a lot of physical stuff today too. there's no way you'll wake up that same time if you're extremely tired.
Have you tried just telling yourself to wake up at a certain time? I used to do that when I had to be at the airport for 4:00am. telling myself that, and setting an alarm allowed me to wake up earlier
>>69666503
CHI
>>69666290
Agreed. Dew has some alright flavors too tho.
>>69666574
>and protestants vs catholics
Is that even still a thing?
Requesting the Mexican street food webm.
>>69666503
Because they're the most recent wave of immigrants. Don't worry, Asians will be considered more annoying soon enough, especially since they seem supportive of PC stuff.
Good afternoom /cum/
>>69665422
>>69665961
Keep it up desu
OOOH DEM GOLDEN SLIPPERS
>>69667042
worst girl
>>69667112
I will never trust a Dutchman's judgement
>>69667042
good afternoon chile
>>69665206
Lots of shitposting
You can legally marry girls born in the year 2000 next year lmao
>>69667273
>having bad taste in idol sluts
>>69666290
>>69666430
>>69666375
>>69666426
>>69666758
>drinking pop
>>69667382
It's called soda
>>69667382
This to be quite honest famiglia.
It's soda though, not pop.
>>69667382
Yet another filter. This gen never ceases to increase the list.
>>69666574
>>69666807
>protestants vs catholics
Yeah, that's not really a thing in the US. A lot of the conflict that does exist is between urban Catholic communities, eg Slavs and spics in Chicago. There's tension because the spics are seen as "taking over" traditionally slav neighborhoods.
Old Bojon Town/Bessemer in Pueblo, CO is another example of this.
>>69667418
>>69667445
Maybe if you live in niggerville.
>>69667447
Good luck
I'm Catholic but sometimes I wish poor Catholics would convert to something else so I wouldn't have to be associated with them. Am I a bad person?
>>69667382
>using tripcodes
My final semester starts tommorow. I already have a job lined up after I end.
I guess this is the end of the NEET life for me
>>69667517
>I already have a job lined up after I end.
you're ahead of most. Enjoy the real world
>>69667517
Same except no job lined up
>canadian parks
>>69667510
>not using tripcodes
It's like you want /cum/ to be a snoozefest full of animeshitposters or something
>>69667564
lmao york, ryerson or uoft?
>>69667610
Not going to name my shit community college on here
>>69667609
>not using tripcodes with actual words in them
Are you even trying?
>>69667505
>poor Catholics
So 99.9% of Catholics?
>>69667517
>I already have a job lined up after I end.
I envy you.
I really shouldn't have gotten a degree in Actuarial Mathematics.
>>69667654
>community college
>>69667708
shut up
>>69667517
>studying
>NEET
>>69667706
>Actuarial Mathematics
I want a Mexican friend
test
>>69667775
>reading comprehension
To the People of Texas & All Americans in the World:
Fellow citizens & compatriots—I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna—I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man. The enemy has demanded a surrender at discretion, otherwise, the garrison are to be put to the sword, if the fort is taken—I have answered the demand with a cannon shot, & our flag still waves proudly from the walls. I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch—The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death.
William Barret Travis
Lt. Col. comdt
>>69667808
what's with the trip, qu*becker?
>>69667788
Good degree but the market is saturated with people looking for what few entry level positions there are.
>>69667887
I'm testing out some old tripcodes I have in my notepad.
This was one that I used back when I used to browse /a/ alot
>>69667823
>terminology comprehension
>NEET
>Not in Education, Employment, or Training
so was he a neet just because he was on vacation?
if his final semester starts tomorrow means he is already a student thus not having a ''neet life''
>>69667875
RIP in peace
testing
>>69667894
But arent actuarys supposed to be rain man tier math nerds banned from all casinos? How are their so many competeng for these jobs? What kind of jobs can you even get, I guess something like an accountant but what else?
Afternoon
>>69667945
>so was he a neet just because he was on vacation?
Yes
>>69668024
mernin'
>>69667995
you go to queen's or something?
>>69668126
no
>>69667558
idk this is always gross. I don't want to eat some sausage that had to be worked with in somebody's hands for ages to build that shit
>>69668177
even if they wore gloves?
>>69668135
You don't remember the original Queen's? He was one of the best tripfags ever to grace this board but he died of a brain tumor. I tried to carry on his legacy but ultimately failed.
>>69668067
so do you feel like a neet everytime youre not studying or working (as in resting or vacation)?
>>69668235
yes it's just nasty
>>69668177
>not having someone's fingernail grime in your sausage meat
what fragile snowflake you are
>>69668177
>I don't want human hands handling animal flesh
>>69668004
>But arent actuarys supposed to be rain man tier math nerds banned from all casinos?
Stereotype. You don't have to be rain man tier to be an actuary. Just very good at math is enough.
Actuaries are consistently the highest rated in job satisfaction so there's been a glut of people going into the major. Some of those people who would have gone into other majors turn out to be excellent actuaries and increase the amount of excellent candidates that companies want to select from. Since companies will take the best over the good they will select less of the good.
I'm just a bit annoyed that I didn't get my dream job. I actually work as a Developer. It's not my ideal job however.
>>69668382
do you code like a guy or a girl?
>>69668574
I don't get it
>>69668574
lol
>>69668738
um why do you have pictures of my sister
>>69668251
no he didnt
>>69668574
i don't know how to code
>>69668642
the girl code is neat and easy to read but the guy code is way better
>>69668574
> else if (a > b && b < a)
lol
>>69668856
I only remember a bit from highschool
>>69668856
no one expects you to. most south americans work labor jobs, it would be rare to have that kind of knowledge there
who /only knows c++ and some assembly/ here
>>69668642
>>69668892
The guy's code is the famous fast inverse square root algorithm without which games can't have proper lighting. The girl's code finds the max of 2 integers and fails for the case when the two numbers are equal. The maximum of (3, 3) is apparently 5.
>>69669018
/c# xamarin plebian/ here
who /only knows bash and powershell/ here
>>69669074
who /don't give a fuck what nerds do and only wanna fuck fat titty bitches/?
>>69668892
>>69668961
>>69668962
>>69669018
>>69669028
>>69669042
>>69669074
Fucking nerds. Give me your lunch money NOW.
>>69669074
I only ever learned Turing desu
>>69669142
*programs a robot to beat you up*
>>69669028
>The maximum of (3, 3) is apparently 5
why didn't she just have it return a or b in the case that they were both equal, instead of spitting out a 5?
>>69669126
This
Today is Kim Jong-Un's birthday (I guess).
Happy birthday, Kim!
>>69669198
>because I'm so random yay :D
>>69669198
as she says
//because Im so random XP!!
>>69669142
*hacks your right arm and makes you punch yourself*
what's it like to be drunk
>>69669234
>>69669240
but WHY
Me on the right, CS majors on the left
>>69669253
Warm, kinda tired, kinda nauseated. I don't care for it.
>>69669253
Like this, for me anyways
>>69669253
if you're with friends and bitches and loud music its gr8
otherwise it's a fucking waste of time and id rather be sober, i dont get how people become addicts
>>69669253
It feels like your mind is normal* but your eyes and body are moving -10fps than normally.
You're also hotter and slightly hornier.
And this part depends on who drinks but for me, it makes me talkative and slightly violent.
>>69669230
fuck that commie piece of shit
>>69669287
my guess is either she was explaining it to her followers who dont understand code, or she's RANDUMB
>>69669304
CS majors cant code for shit though
no tai lopez, i dont want to know how to win a fucking free lambo
I would like to take a moment to tank America for creating this.
>>69669304
holy fuck, you were taller than your High school?
are you a giant?
>>69669367
fuck off
>>69669356
can confirm, unless you were a poo in loo. They can make a program work, but do it in the most convoluted ways possible
t. former CS major
>>69669328
also like a warm vibrating sensation where you forget all your worries
>>69669437
What do you study now?
>>69668574
holy shit americans are so fucking stupid
>>69669419
Never
>>69669469
history
>>69669367
>babby's first hot sauce
Can one of you watch this video and let me know what you think of it?
https://youtu.be/LXb28mVZiJo
I flew American the other day and saw it for the first time. There's something about it.
I WISH MERRY MRRY CHRISTMAS (WAO)
>>69669511
gonna be a teacher?
>>69669511
Follow your dreams, anon
*restrains laughter*
Just ate a tub of ice cream.
>>69669600
FAAAAAAATYYYYY
>>69669567
what else could I be
>>69669511
>I want to be a substitute teacher for the rest of my life
>>69669534
Air stewardesses make me so fucking hard
>>69665086
>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?
>>69669623
I don't know, one of those people that shuffle around museums?
Found a bunch of expired instant coffee buds
This is gonna be good
>>69669665
I'd like to see you try, kid.
*unsheathes dicc*
>>69669672
thatd be neat. But I imagine itd be boring tlaking about the same exhibits dya in and day out
unless it was the natural history museum in NY or the Air and space museum in DC
>>69669696
your bowels will be in my prayers
>>69669651
knew a guy who was a steward (gay) for years back in the 80's and 90's. The amount of fucking the stewards, stewardesses, and even pilots do was incredible
>>69669534
It's too sleek. I don't like it.
brb, becoming a airplane steward
>>69669651
There's something about her though right?
Her voice.
>>69669805
Hot
>>69669843
Yeah It's her mannerism and speech idk
Where is Latvia
>>69669805
Fun fact: AIDS was introduced to America in the 70s by a gay Canadian airline steward named Gaëtan Dugas.
>Canada, USA and Mexico all have their own general
>all European countries have their own generals
Why the FUCK is this allowed
>>69669534
Creepy
>>69669923
because our cultural identity is so weak we need an entire continent to support it
refugees welcome
>>69669511
Just remember most LAS degrees are just a foot in the door for white collar work lad :)
>>69669843
The way she walks is weird. Like a robot.
No thots allowed below this post
>>69669898
>Fun fact: AIDS was introduced to America in the 70s by a gay Canadian airline steward named Gaëtan Dugas.
that was found false this year
http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/10/26/498876985/mystery-solved-how-hiv-came-to-the-u-s
Mmmhhmmm
[enters the thread]
https://youtu.be/ohSMP3s1uks
>>69669994
I know. I was just trying to fuel leaf hate.
>>69669923
because /can/, /usa/ and /mex/ aren't viable by themselves
>>69669534
EVA Air is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu9btTrqwVA
>>69669923
Would you really want to be in a thread with just canadian posters? I know I wouldn't.
>>69670085
t. Chang
>>69670085
/quebec/
>>69670010
He's so based
>>69670041
USA might, but it would be even more boring.
Evening /cum/, what do?
>>69670041
the old days before /cum/ were a goddamn mess. All of those regional US threads. All of the state vs. state shitposting (namely TX, CA, and FL). Flover vs. non-flyover
>>69670130
you act like we dont still have state vs state arguments
>>69670130
sounds fun tbqf
>>69670125
It's still afternoon here, silly.
>>69670155
This was on a completely different level. Every time we'd try to have a /USA/ thread, it would devolve into regional and eventually state shitposting
>>69670188
Y-yeah, haha...
/cum/ is Canada's greatest shitpost desu
>>69670130
Join a /canada/ thread when you can find one. The get ruined by regionalism 100% of the time.
Apparently no one in Canada actually likes anyone anywhere else in Canada.
>>69654372
What is this thread
Taiwan are such weebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqAze3H2qhM
>>69670188
You mean midnight
>>69670302
its morning
>>69670233
How was your day?
>>69670302
DESIGNATED
Peter gabriel sucks
Brother's gf came over so now I'm hanging out in the bathroom
PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!
>>69670271
I wanna fuck ALL of these slants
>>69670258
just the anglo way I guess. Even brits with their teeny, tiny, inbred island of bucktoothed limp wristed faggots have regionalism. And they're on an island about the size of alabama
>>69670382
He sucks at ending songs, but they're good until then.
Big Time even has a good ending, though.
>>69670420
>>69670429
Coffee's for closers only.
>>69670429
Did somebody say
cowfee
>>69670420
>>69670361
>>69670258
>>69670188
>>69670164
>>69670119
>>69670115
>>69670113
>>69670085
>>69670032
>>69669957
>>69669923
>>69669881
>>69669742
>>69669651
>>69669600
>>69669578
and all the other canadians
CATCH THIS
>>69670429
ok
>>69670429
Too late for that now bud
>>69670476
Ow
>>69670476
*catches your hand mid-air*
*teleports to the side and smashes your face into the ground*
Heh, too easy kid
>>69670469
>>69670467
>>69670481
>>69670506
You think I'm fucking with you?
I am not fucking with you.
>>69670476
>>69670429
>he doesn't switch to cocaine at noon
mmmmmm
>he doesnt mainline heroin
>>69670549
>tfw no one gets the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PE2hSqVnk
A sack of meat. A meat sack. A sack that holds meat.
>>69670666
Nice trips
>>69670476
no u
Luckly me, I checked my schedule for next semester and realized I had a Chinese TA for lab section and that my TAfu from last semester was also TAing for this class at the same time as the Chinese one. Switched so hard
Hate Chinese TAs
>>69670361
So sleepy, yours?
>>69670420
What about it? I'm there right now
>>69670838
racismo
>>69670843
I had a raging headache last night before I went to bed, and now I'm just a little sick.
Starting to get better though.
>>69670890
Tbf even if my then current TA was white I would have switched
But yes, Chinese TA's are pretty bad. Talking about FOB ones ofc
Mom is bothering me to stop hiding from my brother and his concubine and also to get dressed and shower
>>69670923
probably all them chinese cartoons turning yer brain to mush.
>>69671015
Or the fact that my neighbours were blaring loud music for some birthday party.
>>69671008
>his concubine
Explain.
>>69671008
It's a trap, anon. Don't do it.
>>69670923
Thats good lil fella, dont forget to take an early night tonight
>>69670434
me too desu lol
>>69671069
lol, fucking normies amirite?
>not sure if I work today
>schedule for this week only covers one department, which Im not in
>cant find the other department schedules
>bus runs at 45 minute intervals between school and work
>its rainy and windy out
wut do
>>69671225
>being a busrider
How do I cure my yellow fever buds
>>69671283
I had a car for all of 1 month or so and then my mom sold it
so now I COULD buy my own car with the money Ive been making, but Id have to also pay for insurance and somehow find somewhere to park since the garage back home is already full
>>69671342
Only way is to bang slants until you get it out of your system 2bh
>>69671283
Whats wrong with the bus?
>>69671342
just watch a documentary of pearl harbor
>>69671371
I've never had sex and I dont see that happening anytime soon
Especially with asian qts
>>69671342
no way, no use
embrace it and live it
>Americans suck cocks and dicks
#blackhistory
>>69671391
Pew pew
>>69671526
MODS MODS MODS
>all that qties coming out of mass
that's it, im getting baptised.
>>69671526
She's so small and fragile I could take her jaw off with a punch haha
>>69671571
>look at me im so FUCKING heterosexual
no.
>>69671571
I'm coming with you. I need Jesus
can u confirm
>>69671628
Which Southerners are they referring to?
we dont have an accent
*confirms it*
Playing Cloudbuilt lads
It's pretty fun
>>69671662
idk
>>69671700
Absolutely disgusting
>>69671730
that's just like your opinion man
>>69671628
I remember watching something about O.J. and they talked about L.A. being a black city
almost had an aneurysm desu.
>>69671700
Who eats their burgers pink? This is an affront to America.
when that affirmative action kicks in
>>69671342
smell an Asian pussy, that'll cure it real fuckin quick.
>>69671868
>QUOTAS
only two of those schools are worth a shit
>there are foreigners shitting up this thread RIGHT NOW!
fuck off were full
>>69671895
how could it? they smell and taste heavenly
>>69671943
like the shithouse door on a tuna boat
heritage of musician slaves
>>69671895
>smell an Asian pussy, that'll cure it real fuckin quick
is it stank?
>>69671921
lel. That's exactly what I thought when I saw it.
>>69671962
then shithouse doors on tuna boats must smell really good! LOL
Alright buds, one more game and I win my promos wish me bad luck because when you said "good luck" I lost
happy birthday
>>69672202
thanks
>>69672157
why is that cartoon bitch eating wings with gloves on? The fuck kind of gooks draw this shit?
I actually love eating out asian girl anus
Well they certainly nailed me.
>ywn be a kang
These guys walk into the club and slap your white girlfriend's ass.
What u do?
>>69672430
Fight them
>>69672430
They would never. That's the most numale group I've ever seen. They'd probably orbit her and tell her she deserves better than a "toxic masculine" boyfriend.
>>69671700
How is that black culture? Ignoring the fact that that that's not even close to well done it's more of an American vs French cultural thing than a black vs French cultural thing.
This is the first time in years my asshole has been burning after shitting up the spicy food I ate the night before. Forgot that feel 2bh.
>>69671996
Its fucking heavenly bro
>>69672430
You know, I sympathize with the plight of these refugees fleeing the fucking shit situation they're in right now in the Middle East but do people really have to be this nu-male in their support?
>>69672682
They had a parade in Germany welcoming refugees. Mad cringe yo.
>>69672585
I would guess she just ordered the burger and the waiter asked her "saignant?" and in order not to appear like a dumb nigger she said "aah...eh...oui oui burger"
idk how it is in the US but places that serve burgers in europe and aren't mcdo or the likes ask you how done you want the patty.
>>69672310
is that a sombrero¡?
>>69672682
You think these vain faggots actually feel genuine compassion with a bunch of sand nigs they don't know? They are only wearing that shit to be in your face about it and get pats on the back from progressives and the main stream. They also want permission to be confrontational to people who disagree with it so they can call them Nazis.
>>69672783
>>69665969
is this loss
>>69668262
Yes