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>been in the Philippines for almost two weeks
>2 more days left
>still haven't gotten laid
I've had two girls chat me up for a few minutes and one weird older woman try to hook me up with her niece. But I haven't gotten any fucking action yet. I can't believe I fell for this meme. I probably could have gotten luckier just going to Miami and fucking a fat Cuban.
The food is okay, but adobo is also a meme. It's just fucking meat and rice. It's like if we made breakfast cereal our national food.
Did you ever fall for any memes while in another country?
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>>70564772
lmao u think they'll have sex for free? throw money at them.
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>Did you ever fall for any memes while in another country?
Yes, I thought Americans were gods when it came to junk food. Then I found out their chocolate tastes like chocolate mixed with vomit and bound together in chalk. I was expecting it to trigger a binge-eating session and instead I felt like I got some stale, old chocolate.
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>>70564772
hire a prozzie
/zomppil/ editie
Welkom: VMBO'ers
Niet welkom: Aids in mijn melkherberg, Yurianon, moslims
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*blocks your path
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>>70564202
Cyкa Bлyaт
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te laat voor /koffie/
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RIP, Palestine.
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>>70563742
Janny better not delete this.
This regards the international community, not /pol/.
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fuck the kikes
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Soon.
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What do you think of your own country's pizza?
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the best
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Considering a Canadian invented Hawaiian pizza, I'd say I think very highly of it.
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>>70563732
now i know who to blame
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Poland & Israel friends forever
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>>70563063
Which one is a Pole?
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>>70563063
KIKE'D
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>>70563063
Israel did for white people than any European country ever did. They helped whites in South Africa unlike those ungrateful self loathing euro countries. Israel Jews are fine, I'm glad they're our ally
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>visit Poland
>walking and shit
>suddenly those guys ask you where is church
what do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9yIahFs_Kg
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>>70562866
Tell those godless heathens they should already know where the church is
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>>70562866
>what do you do?
tell them where the church is
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>>70562866
tell them that they should know better since I'm a foreigner, and give them a friendly smile
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Why do Europeans eat so much yogurt? HOW do they manage to eat so much yogurt?
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with burek and doner kebab, maşallah
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they probably count vla for us which is slightly thicker than yoghurt and sweeter
its a simple and common dessert
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>>70562743
Cuz we're liftin' and making gains to prepare ourselves for the upcoming ethno-war.
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DADME UNA INVI A FOROCOCHES
REEEEEEEEEEE
PORFAVOR
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>>70561939
what did he mean by this
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>>70561939
no
que te follen
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>>70561939
que carajo es forocoches? un foro sobre coches?
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why you don't have an uruguayan gf?
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>>70561810
>tfw I was dating an uruguayan last year
normiest weirdest girl I've ever dated
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because they are gay
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>>70562155
>normiest weirdest girl I've ever dated
give us a photo pls, o almenos contanos como era
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name a more cringe country. (you can't)
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>>70561688
Canada.
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Any European welfare state
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>meanwhile in Poland
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>warm summer night
>22:40
>i'm out of cigarettes
>gotta hurry up fugg they close the żabka at 23:00
>local bydlo enjoying the gentleman's drink (cheapest beer) in front of the store as usual
>they all take off their hats saying "good evening sir"
>"did i make it on time?
>you got almost 15 minutes left sir
>i buy the cigarettes, smoke one with the local bydlo and go home
Great service 10/10 would recommend to anyone
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>>>wykoppeel
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Do you remember the time when Polish were bullied like shit and there were always anti-poland threads?
Why are you so nice to them now? what happened?
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They passed the test and are now accepted.
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>>70561494
Poland shoud be loved and praised, /int/ just evolved.
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>>70561494
As backwards as the country is
It doesn't deserve any hate
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Feels good man
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>the French consider their women a venomous animal
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>>70561392
>Straya
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>>70561392
>tfw living on God's chosen continent
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What happens here?
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Somehow manages to be the only place in Canada where actual corruption exists
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>>70561090
hon hon bag gette fuck hole faggots talk weirdly at you
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>>70563848
good start
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>indians eat their food on a fucking LEAF
wtf i hate india now!
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Shouldn't you love them? Since you're leafbrothers, i mean?
Stop projecting
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>>70560987
If had to eat nasty shit like that too I imagine I'd be constantly shitting in the streets too
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mfw i see people eating food with their hands. Especially when Indians use their hands to wipe their ass.