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>been in the Philippines for almost two weeks
>2 more days left
>still haven't gotten laid
I've had two girls chat me up for a few minutes and one weird older woman try to hook me up with her niece. But I haven't gotten any fucking action yet. I can't believe I fell for this meme. I probably could have gotten luckier just going to Miami and fucking a fat Cuban.
The food is okay, but adobo is also a meme. It's just fucking meat and rice. It's like if we made breakfast cereal our national food.
Did you ever fall for any memes while in another country?
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>>70564772
lmao u think they'll have sex for free? throw money at them.
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>Did you ever fall for any memes while in another country?
Yes, I thought Americans were gods when it came to junk food. Then I found out their chocolate tastes like chocolate mixed with vomit and bound together in chalk. I was expecting it to trigger a binge-eating session and instead I felt like I got some stale, old chocolate.
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>>70564772
hire a prozzie
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>>70564772
I don't think you understand the memes, americans think that every foreign country with a regulated sex industry is a sex destination and anyone going there will fuck every girl he can by paying for it
no random girl in a country is going to have sex with a foreigner just because hes nearby
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>>70564921
Hershey?
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>>70564772
>going to flips or worst Korea where the memes are fake and the experience sucks
>instead of Thailand and Japan where the memes are real and everything is based
You dun goofed.
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>>70565216
>instead of Thailand and Japan where the memes are real and everything is based
They will have sex with us for free?
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>>70565255
Of course.
Like duh.
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>>70565352
Okay, Costa Rica. I trust you...
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>>70564772
aren't there any asian girls in the USA?
that's like going to Russia just to get some vodka when you can purchase a bottle at your local store
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use tinder
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