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The mission of /esg/ is to promote the intelligent discussion of Emily Jean Stone by providing members with opportunities for intellectual discussion, by recognizing patrician taste through posting images and fetish fantasies and by calling out Watsonners as they arise.
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>News
Emily Jean listed as one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people and not Emma Watson! http://time.com/collection/2017-time-100/4736213/emma-stone/
Another fake Emma sex image surfaces: >>2901846
Anon is driven to buy his own Emma mousepad: >>2904689
Roberts loses the Emma wars: >>2915642
Anon buys Emma piwwow: >>2918320
Anon goes crazy for Emily Jean: >>2922278
Anon makes Emily Jean his wife: >>2922796
Emma mocks a disabled reporter >>2917175
Use >>>/hr/esg as a link to find the /esg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
>Watsonners may pretend to be former Stoneheads, and then laugh at you for liking Emily Jean
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or expect serious discussion.
>QotD
What would you do if you ended up in Emma's house somehow?
>>2923371
>What would you do if you ended up in Emma's house somehow?
Steal anything feet related I can get my hands on
No, I - I... mean... that can grow as I - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. I'm realistic. I can accept that. But, you know, what is... What is love anyway? It's a... it's a mutual respect. It's - it's a devotion. It's a... it's a caring from one person to another. And if we could set up some kind of foundation... based on that mutual respect... I feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that I could live with that.
>>2923371
>What would you do if you ended up in Emma's house somehow?
rig the toilet with enough c4 to blow her ass and legs off when she flushed .
>>2923378
Is it possible to truly appreciate and understand Emma without ever having experienced love?
when so much of waifuism (particularly art house cinema) revolves around human relationships and intimacy and desire, how can you really claim to understand it when you have no frame of reference or experience yourself?
2923379
god bless the filter function
>>2923383
She IS my wife after all...
>>2923378
I want Emma to squash my dick like a grapefruit with her butte
>>2923379
Why would you do that to the mother of my future children?
>>2923390
you can still have children from adoption if your vagina is blown off
>>2923390
don't respond to unfunny tripfag
>>2923395
he doesn't have a trip
>>2923371
What's going on here?
What do about the eternal roberts?
>>2923444
Underage cancer
obligatory
>>2923444
The mission of /esg/ is to promote the intelligent discussion of Emily Jean Stone by providing members with opportunities for intellectual discussion, by recognizing patrician taste through posting images and fetish fantasies and by calling out Watsonners as they arise.
>>2923468
the OP is begging for it m'man
I miss the old Emma /hr/ threads without all this autistic bullshit.
Last thread was 80 pictures, if you want to post your drivel, at least upload a picture at the same time.
>>2923479
THIS
>tfw I have no pic to upload though
Emily Jean is amazing<3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jbar6wjveXg
>>2923483
fdamn i look good here (im the pantyhose)
Emily Jean is amazing <3
y she so cuuuuuuute
frogfu
>ANON! come lay down and watch my movies while we laugh at roberts posters anf /u/halfbloodprince <3333
>>2923510
don't make fun of them, it doesn't make any difference what they post for a paycheck
>>2923493
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Emily Jean. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Emily Jean pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
>>2923610
shes a 3/10
i've seen better looking 60 year old women
>this just in
namefag attracted to his mom
how will watsonfags ever recover?
>>2923629
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ariDyT2Tn6U
She's so cute :3
>>2923674
Faggot
Emily Jean is the cutest :3
>>2923691
Faggot
>this just in
namefag attracted to his mom
how will watsonfags ever recover?
>>2923754
and yet you still continue to come across as the bigger creep ...
hmm...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_apxG8U0AA5lkv.jpg
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Emily Jean. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Emily Jean pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
>>2923764
her when she sees my dick :D
i would just like to take a minute to thank emily for the filter feature to absolutely destroy all incestuous namefags
thank you emnly<3
emly Emptied my ballsacc a.m.a.
>>2923777
shalom
>>2923371
Your thread allways makes my day /esg/ anon!
[spoiler] Sophie is still my favourite though [/spoiler]
>>2923777
pics or it never happened
>>2923767
>tfw when ask Emma for a chicken breast and you stutter on the word breast
>>2923371
>Emma mocks a disabled reporter
jej
>>2923811
>cmon anon. spit it out. or ill beat you up i swear!
>>2923827
I'd sniff her butt anyways, what's she gonna do about it? I'll just beat her up.
>>2923833
*walks towards safety in my loving and strong arms*
>>2923838
Maybe one day will see your absolutely manly posts and rub your strong arms but until then stay mad that emily is my girl and she perfect and i love her <33
>>2923841
uuuuh my dude, shes my wife. please stay away from our family you creep
>>2923842
whatta qt patootie <3333
*love for emily jean intensifies*
>swn sit her frog butt on your face and ____
It is simply a basic human right; I am being denied!
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Emily Jean. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Emily Jean pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
>>2924096
i just wanna squeeze her butt desu
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Emily Jean. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Emily Jean pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would God create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
>>2924621
ENEMA STONE
god I can imagine the tiny little thong she is wearing under those tights, getting completely swallowed by her perfect round pert ass
>>2923838
Emily wears glasses too?
she simply cannot be more perfec
wouldn't mind fucking her from behind..
weird, I had a dream last night where a frog bit down on one of my fingers and it legitimately hurt
Emily Jean is amazing <3
y she so cuuuuuuute
I like how one sperg's endless autism enabled a bunch of other no-life neckbeards into showcasing their own autism in this thread in a sperg-off of it's own kind.
>>2925000
frogfu <3
I like how one sperg's endless autism enabled a bunch of other no-life neckbeards into showcasing their own autism in this thread in a sperg-off of it's own kind.
Imagine her working your shaft with her sexy toes and perfect arches, bringing you the edge and then backing off again and again. After she has had her fun watching you squirm she finally gives you the sweet release your balls are aching for. Using only her exquisite feet, she drains your cock dry. Rope after rope then, as you lose steam, drop after drop of cum is expertly milked from your needy shaft and onto her beautiful soles. She continues until you are bone dry, with nothing left to give.
>>2925261
Naw
>>2925261
yaaaaaaas
>ywn make love to Emily's feet and ass
>>2925435
Why live?
>that magnificent toe cleavage
>>2925178
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2925261
Dude, come on>? She's totally a missionary-lights-off kind of a chick.
>>2925942
y she so cuuuuuuute
>>2925468
jesus christ that arch and those peeking toes
i-i'm gonna cum
I just finished rewatching Easy A and immediately came here. God, she's perfect
>>2925954
i always thought of her as the "wrestles and jokes around with you until you pin her down and take control" type.
stupid lighting! a perfectly good butt shot ruined!
oh and I guess she is blonde again
>>2926435
my lil bby :3
>>2925435
>ywn cuddle in beautiful cabin wearing matching sweaters while drinking cup of hot liquid with Emma
Emily Jean is amazing<3
Why, out of the 5+ years that I've been coming back to this shitty site, have i never checked out this board to find this absolutely glorious thread. Ems is my absolute woman. She is the epitome of perfection. A classy lady, yet someone I would love to have a fun day at an amusement park with. It's just a damn shame I'll never even be a figment of her imagination, nor a fan that will ever get to meet her.
>>2926137
I dunno, but I agree somewhat, to a point. I'm sure she can appreciate a slow love making sesh as much as she can rassling
>>2926794
Emily Jean is amazing<3
i luv emmy & she luvs me back
>>2927198
Emily Jean is amazing<3
y she so cuuuuuuute
/esg/ is the most powerful general in the world
This is fucking pathetic
>>2927663
being/posting in a thread about a subject you dislike?
yeah...pretty pathetic I agree
This is pathetic.
/esg/ s pathetic. This is not "good old" /b/, this board is drier than ever. Just look at the current threads. There's almost nothing noteworthy or interesting to read or comedic.
Why does this even go on? Oooh, I poast aother funneh-feet post! I use :^) because its so funny and EMILY JEAN IS AMAZING <3. Even though this guy's post was hilarious and promoted interaction, he said the word "frog" in it so I'm just going to respond with "rude gb2 >>>/b/" that'll show him and improve the quality of this board! I think I'll post another "y she so cuuuute" because it's so funny right??? LOL I changed the spelling of a word to add the letters 'emma' or 'emily' in them haha. Or maybe I'll just make a retarded one-word reply like "WOW!", because that adds so much quality to this great board. LET'S JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER LOL HE POSTED TOPLELKEKFROGE!!!!
I've been here since the evening of March 31st, 2013, and it's astounding to see the rate at which this board degraded from something interesting that made me laugh to this utter garbage.
You're not shitposting, you're just posting shit
>>2927680
>I've been here since the evening of March 31st, 2013,
when you come across someone that is legit socially autistic..it's a thing of wonder. So many pretend and it's great for the real ones to post their thoughts
>>2927680
Emily Jean is amazing<3
>>2927680
let me guess, its the robertfag again
Skeletor now, thick Emma was best Emma...
>>2927703
WHAT?! no!!
>>2927703
she wasnt ever that thicc, but ill take current petite but a great ass emma any day
>>2927680
Emily Jean is amazing <3
This is pathetic.
/esg/ s pathetic. This is not "good old" /b/, this board is drier than ever. Just look at the current threads. There's almost nothing noteworthy or interesting to read or comedic.
Why does this even go on? Oooh, I poast aother funneh-feet post! I use :^) because its so funny and EMILY JEAN IS AMAZING <3. Even though this guy's post was hilarious and promoted interaction, he said the word "frog" in it so I'm just going to respond with "rude gb2 >>>/b/" that'll show him and improve the quality of this board! I think I'll post another "y she so cuuuute" because it's so funny right??? LOL I changed the spelling of a word to add the letters 'emma' or 'emily' in them haha. Or maybe I'll just make a retarded one-word reply like "WOW!", because that adds so much quality to this great board. LET'S JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER LOL HE POSTED TOPLELKEKFROGE!!!!
I've been here since the evening of March 31st, 2013, and it's astounding to see the rate at which this board degraded from something interesting that made me laugh to this utter garbage.
You're not shitposting, you're just posting shit
>>2923777
i dont know what this means
>>2927897
I feel you, I just drop by now and again for some emma stone pics.
>>2927897
Emily Jean is amazing <3
it's a copypasta guys calm down
WHATS UP HETEROSEXUALS
>>2928201
hi emma
>>2928202
*kiss*
>>2928210
mr original saly draper letterboxd discern lady ? ? ? ?
>>2928213
No, I - I... mean... that can grow as I - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. I'm realistic. I can accept that. But, you know, what is... What is love anyway? It's a... it's a mutual respect. It's - it's a devotion. It's a... it's a caring from one person to another. And if we could set up some kind of foundation... based on that mutual respect... I feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that I could live with that.
>>2928359
You called my friend a faggot and you told him to go fuck himself?
>>2928363
You know what? i am so fucking sick and tired of your fucking ridicule. ypu made fun of me when i needed emma most and you make fun of me for emma now. fuck you you absolutely piss wank i will fucking throw you fucing pig face in the garbage where it belongs. dont EVER try to come between me and emma again you hear me you self depricating pig shit drinker. stay away from my family
>more images than posters
Everyone out of my secret emma fanclub NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2923371
>Emma mocks a disabled reporter
n-no!
Emily Jean is amazing<3
Emily Jean is amazing<3
These threads are the best. Emily Jean is my life, and I love posting her.
>>2629920
>dirty ass
s-stop that
>>2929226
what are you gonna do when she eventually dies ,probably in immense pain?
>>2929230
Hold her in my arms while she confesses her love for me one last time. Then I kill myself due to the intense lack of serotonin and crippling loneliness
>>2929226
Fuck she really looks like a frog there.
>>2929231
no. there is nothing romantic about death. only the death of jesus.
her ass is the best thing that has ever happened to this planet
>>2929337
i wanna sniff it
>>2929457
"don't sniff my butt"
>>2929462
I'd sniff her butt anyways, what's she gonna do about it? I'll just beat her up.
>>2929465
-cryen emma in beanie pincter-
>>2929583
emma when i sniff her butte
>>2929738
her butte wood CRUSH your dick if she sat on it lol
>>2929740
tru
I want emly to crush my dick
She's hot for a frog, butts a little junky though.
>>2929801
it wood CRUSH your dicc if she sat on it lol
i want emma to CRSUH my Dicke!! yes!! it is simply my right!!!!!!!!
y she so cuuuuuuute
>>2930053
i'm giving you the (you) for your persistence.
the power of autism is underrated.
>>2929950
Either she need to fire her dresser or fashion is absolutely retarded this days.
:3
>>2930358
Faggot
>ywn brush that hair over her ear
why live
emmy emmy oxen free
>>2930485
When did she join Starfleet?
>>2930485
Didn't know she was a trekkie.
>>2930924
>>2930922
women pretend to like sci fi
>>2931225
>gold tamagotchi
sheeeiiiiiiiiiiitt
>>2931227
people pretend to like sci fi
>>2931236
what about aliens and robots ?
>>2931236
Swamp monster, i say no more bar (shit threads) get a new publicist....
>>2930485
i can live whit that. she's a frog
>>2931228
her ass is out of this world. I'd give up anything in my life to touch that
*ponders emily jean from a safe and respectful distance*
y she so cuuuuuuute
>>2931938
Good genetics due to proper and healthy growth during the first and second trimester
>>2931928
wanna honk her bobe
>>2931928
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2932042
Rubbing her feet on my face
>>2931992
da fuck?? so photorealistic
are you a photoshop professional or something??
Reminder that emily jean should always be on the first page
>>2932335
Of the wikifeet obituary
Reminder that emily jean should always be on the first page
>>2932042
probably taking a huge shit
>>2932484
i wanna sniff her butt
>>2932486
*emily jean points a rifle at you*
"don't you dare"
JULES
That was…divine intervention. You know what divine intervention is?
VINCENT
Yeah, I think so. That means God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
JULES
Yeah, man, that’s what is means. That’s exactly what it means! God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets.
VINCENT
I think we should be going now.
JULES
Don’t do that! Don’t you fuckin‘ do that! Don’t blow this shit off! What just happened was a fuckin‘ miracle!
VINCENT
Chill the fuck out, Jules, this shit happens.
JULES
Wrong, wrong, this shit doesn’t just happen.
VINCENT
Do you wanna continue this theological discussion in the car, or at the jailhouse with the cops?
JULES
We should be fuckin‘ dead now, my friend! We just witnessed a miracle, and I want you to fuckin‘ acknowledge it!
VINCENT
Okay man, it was a miracle, can we
leave now?
>>2932533
notorious footfag, mr tarantino joins the thread
caca emma
>>2932533
have fun fucking Jules
cüte
emmy thinkign about me while she swim
>>2931992
The funny part is that this was seriously my first thought when I saw the previous picture. Lol.
Doubt she'd be a commander and not an ensign in Starfleet, though.
>>2933216
If she had to think about you she'd likely drown herself in that pool.
>>2933216
Look at those freckles, why the fuck does she hide them so much
>>2933281
shy emmy is shy
where R the new emma pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i woke up wanting to kill myself but then i remembered Emily Jean exists
she absolutely does look a lot like a frog
but having said that, she is adorable and i want to gently spank her delicious round butt
Can you have autism as well as down syndrome? These threads always put that question in my head.
>>2933842
Yhis is absurd.
Do you call married men autists because they love their wife so dearly? no!
>>2933821
>>2933826
I agree
>>2933821
>i woke up wanting to kill myself but then i remembered Emily Jean exists
Do you really want to take the risk that one day you'll wake up and have to deal with the grief that comes if she died in an accident or something and you will no longer live in a world with her?
>>2933887
death =/= sufering.
it's a natural part of life and it would have happened anyways. i still have her memories to keep forever.
"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't wanna be there when it happens" ~ Woody Allen
i want to lick her cheek
Enily Jean is amazing <3
I'll be honest, after La La Land, I actually can't picture her as anyone other than her character. Also can't imagine her with anyone other than Ryan/Sebastian. Ruined these threads for me.
thx based anon that always creates the /letterboxd/ general with emmy pics
>>2934673
based op appreciation post <3
>>2934053
you know the second thing she did with that right?
>>2934724
No, tell me in detail thanks
>>2934725
put it up her ass, was an easy fit after she pulled her head out of it.
>>2934726
go back to thirsting over your mom thanks
>>2934727
ok, loser...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-KFofqWVpU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ri2uHjoNpk
>>2934728
zooey is my backup wife<3333333
>>2934728
zooey is my backup wife<3333333
>>2934728
zooey is my backup wife<3333333
>>2934726
Emma is cute!!! I love her big head and her big eyes!!!!!
>>2934739
*brings joy to my miserable existence*
i love emma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2934739
you need to learn how to have sex with another human being, i mean , other than yourself.
I already had a few pictures of Best Emma saved on my computer, but /esg/ just convinced me to start a folder reserved to her.
And you, in what way did /esg/ improve your life?
>>2934815
Being a Lohan that didn't didn't do drugs was her best look.
*gives emily jean unconditional and unrequited love*
*big kiss*
muuuaahhhhh
Stop trolling.
*gives Emma a big cocked black male for her birthday*
>>2935076
Emma stone wants to suck another man's cock.
>>2935064
Please.
>>2935079
While a beta male watches her.
>>2935100
why would that make a difference to her ?
>>2935079
she does not
>>2935079
yes, mine
>>2935079
i wanna feel her breasts
>>2935236
wanna honk her bobe
>>2935238
wana snif her butte
>>2935242
her butte wood CRUSH your dicke if she sat on it lol
>>2935244
i wish for nothing more
>>2935246
emley wood try position and u wood be like "ow my dicc doesnt bend that way!" & she wood be disappoint
>>2935247
then i would bring a large sized horse cocked black man to satisfy her
>>2935244
She could CRUSH my head with her beautiful toned and strong thighs lmfao tbqhwymf
no homo i wood consider having consensual sex(not a cuss word) with emily jean. CONSIDER
>>2935236
what breasts lol
>>2935271
the ones on her chest
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2935325
Eating a hamburger.
>>2935338
she eats nutburgers
>>2935325
thinkgn aboot me<3333
>>2935368
wrong
>>2935325
a black guy she lusted and fetishized over
really need some emily jean right about now
>>2933022
>hfw she sees this thread
>>2935422
Not enough disgust
>>2935430
she looks aroused by a cumming black cock desu.
>>2935433
she probably wants to eat his black ass and balls.
>>2935430
full picture please
>>2935433
>aroused
no
>>2935688
don't blame him. Autists have big problems analysing human emotions and their mimics.
btw, i see a correlation between BBC posters and autism.
>>2935694
i know you want me to ask you this.
so heres your shot
Do you suffer from autism?
whadda qt patootie
wanna spank her batootie <3333
>>2935793
creep
>>2935795
But Anon, I want her to sit her frog butt on my face and ____
>>2935797
go ahead.
try it.
>>2935797
SNIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wanna hold emnly hand
>>2935801
>emnly
>>2935802
emfry
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