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>News
ISIS posts in the thread >>2923379
Namefag attracted to his mom >>2923629
Emly emptied Anons ballsacc >>2923777
Notorious footfag, Mr Tarantino joins the thread after seeing OP pic >>2932533
Emily Jean saves Anon's life >>2933821
Anon endorses /tv/'s Letterboxd General >>2934673
Anons unable to spell Emily's name >>2935801 >>2935804
Use >>>/hr/esg as a link to find the /esg/ thread.
Remember the following:
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before.
>Watsonners may pretend to be former Stoneheads, and then laugh at you for liking Emily Jean
>This is a thread for funposting purposes only don't offer or expect serious discussion.
>QotD
y she so cuuuuuuute
*unzips cock*
>>2935815
emmy recording her love song for me <3333
y she so cuuuuuuute
>>2935851
Heaven
>>2935851
Heaven
>>2935857
>>2935822
nigga you what ?
>mfw running away at very high speed after accidentally clicking on this shit thread
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2935890
That's a cute irrelevant girl you have there.
Let's hope she makes it big someday.
>>2935826
http://www.goldderby.com/article/2017/73-questions-vogue-emma-emmy-emma-stone-news/
I want Emily Jean to be friend with Taylor Alison again
>>2935892
>irrelevant
thats where youre wrong, since she is a Patrician she makes deep, thought-provoking indie kinos that cater to a specific audience of fine taste. No capeshit like Emily Jean
>>2935897
Stopped reading at Patrician.
>>2935810
>Emily Jean occasionally reads these generals and has posted here before
Proof?
>>2935899
HELLO I NEED PROOF OF THIS
>>2935899
OP is a lying cunt, typical frogfag desu
>>2935863
i want lewd tennis upskirts of emily's sexy butt
and i want them soon
>>2935918
no I meant like which thread was OP referring to
>>2935916
dumb ghettoposter
>>2935897
Thank you for reminding everyone that Best Emma has not only a mainstream appeal that make her a good candidate for blockbusters or crowdpleasers like La La Land, but also a fine talent worthy of high praise like in Birdman.
reminder to ignore the uppity Roberts-loners
>>2935897
lmao she's a seat filler who wouldn't even have a career without her aunt, she'll be starring in A Talking Cat?! part 2 soon enough just like her loser dad
>>2935925
wow. youre not a very nice person
>>2935897
>kino
>stars in james franco vanity projects
the delusion is too strong
>>2935930
talk shit, get hit
>>2935931
stay mad, faggot
>>2935938
not an argument
This was a stellar thread at the beginning, we can still revive it. Don't let any C-listers bring you down.
>>2935944
Are you OP? when was Emma ITT?
>>2935950
she is in our hearts
>>2935954
Emma... TORTELLINI?!!
>>2935960
No, I - I... mean... that can grow as I - as long as there's a mutual respect... that kind of thing can grow. I'm realistic. I can accept that. But, you know, what is... What is love anyway? It's a... it's a mutual respect. It's - it's a devotion. It's a... it's a caring from one person to another. And if we could set up some kind of foundation... based on that mutual respect... I feel that eventually you would care enough about me... that I could live with that.
look at her
She's so cute :3
>>2936010
y she so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>2936010
Faggot
Emily Jean is the cutest :3
>>2936010
>that lovely hair
>that silly face
>nice pale legs
>lovely grass
>POPPYCOCK
this is my new favorite picture of all time
>>2936013
Faggot
Emily Jean is amazing <3
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2935810
>any nudes
>any sex scene
;_;
>>2936226
i hope there will be some hot lesbo scenes in battle of the sexes... a man can dream
>>2936226
Sorry friend, would share but I have to respect our marriage
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2936361
sucking nigger dick
>>2936361
Being amazing <3
>>2936361
Being amazing <3
Detective Stone, where were you during the robbery of my house?
>>2936381
gimme a big kiss and I'll tell you
>>2936383
Are... are you saying that you're Emma Stone?
>>2936404
no, ew
>>2936409
umm emily,,, , is this ''man' giving you any trouble??
>>2936412
Give me a BIG kiss and I will answer
>>2936416
* biiiiigg smooch*
dont worry abou that loser babe
>>2936423
Don't call me babe.
>>2936429
Theme of the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsO8R8u0MYk
>>2936483
RAAAWR
>>2936505
Kek (笑´・艸・) Creepy babe that pops outta TV, anyone???
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>>/tv/84139745
hwat a cü tea
emmy is probably waking up <3
>>2937354
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
>>2937358
Or you could say that for her and us who live on the same Earth, it's Another Day of Sun :3
1000+ images about The Beautiful Emma Stone on Pinterest |
>>2937362
WOW!!
https://youtu.be/oLBHSuxwyuo
>>2937402
You guys are gonna sneak a camera to film the lesbian scenes and post them here when this comes out right?
>>2937408
> Emma in a tennis skirt
> Emma as a lesbian
> But muh Feminism!
Proof positive that MRAs are one step away from pure faggetry
>>2937485
I'm not sure what you're getting at. i just wanna see emily jean kiss a girl
>>2937494
The YouTube comments, unlike you they're a bunch of fags
>>2937500
>
i can understand their reaction somewhat with the whole climate nowadays, but didn't this tennis match really happen? how can it be feminazi if it is just part of history
>>2937508
2 out of 3 battles of the sexes, the guy won. they cood easily hype it up as a "girls are better than men" story
>>2937511
But Emily Jean is better than everyone, that's a fact.
>>2937512
but, i Butt-fuck emley every Nite in Golden plated Manchen
?did they ??
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2937684
Holding my hand.
>>2935862
Emma's look here is my ideal qt. It would be better if she was in an ugly but comfy sweater reading a book in the library.
>>2937684
sleeping and being cute
>>2937746
eeeeeeeee i love emma!!!!
>emma offers to let you be her slave
>you will have to always be on call to do whatever she wants both everyday tasks and sexually pleasing her
>emma is allowed to treat you however she wishes, one day she might be very affectionate the next day she might treat you like dirt and even abuse you
>she makes you sign a contract to get a vasectomy and locks you in chasity for extended periods of time (sometimes weeks/months)
>if youve been a good slave sometimes she frees you of the chasity cage and jacks you off but immediately locks you back up the second you cum
>other times she teases you, rubbing her feet on your body and face, grinding up against you and laying across your lap in schoolgirl outfits telling you she's been a naughty little girl, but she doesnt let you cum and you have no release
>you will live with her and she will cover all expenses in exchange for you lifelong service
would you do it?
>>2937773
eeeeeeeee i love emma!!!!
>>2937884
why
>>2937684
Licking nigger anus
I wonder how /esg/ reacts when they see Emma sucking the dicks of nigger babies
>>2935837
>computer, run simulation anon235411-alpha
>remove all safety protocols
>mfw
>>2937773
where do i sign?
I wonder how /esg/ reacts when she shoves all her awards up the asses of her nigger babies
>>2937939
manson? is that you? they gave you internet access in the high security mental ward?
>>2937942
no I'm PUNQ
emma gave me a reason to live a.m.a
>>2937954
what about death
>>2937954
i feel this way about my waifu too (other emma)
do you think its wrong? i feel like its not the right thing to do, to place my love and tie my heart to a celeb, someone i will most likely never meet and never be with, but i love her so much that i can't stop myself. are we just delaying the inevitable suffering of dying alone?
>>2937973
hi Other Emma what's up.
>>2937981
hello
hope you're having a good morning anon
I wonder how /esg/ reacts when she visits their house only to see if there are any nigger babies to fuck
i luv emmy & she luvs me back
k dude u know all the good Emma pics. when ur time is up and u are saying ur Goodbyes on the death-bed people will remember: U LIKED EMMA~! u liked Emma BETTER than other ppl liked Emma. and u made sure they KNEW it. u KNEW the BEST way to escape from your Life for a few hours. NO one else wasted their time like YOU did. NO one else could appreciate the intricacies of Emmanine (sic) mundanity like YOU did. haha hell yea. one for the history books, right here
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2938355
impossible
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2938637
Why don't you hack her MacBook's camera to find out.
y she so cuuuuute
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2935922
thats a lewd back
ut-oh!
Emily Jean is special!
Emily Jean has magic powers!
i luv emily jean!!!!!!! yes!!
>"anon! come to space with me! we can kissu all the time! and the best part is... no bbc!!"
WHAT'S UP FAGS
>>2939072
hi emma
>>2939073
Hi my name is Emma Fogarty
>>2939076
Hi my name is Anon Jean and I love........................................YOU!
I want to share blankets with Emily and be warm with her
>>2939058
I know when you durn to me Emma! Thank you!
Reminder to keep the Sabbath Day holy, or Emily will get a woodpecker to pluck out your eyeball while you're crucified.
>>2939011
da-ha-ha-ha-haaaang womaine !!!
>>2939011
>ut-oh! it's hitler!
Emily Jean rocks ;)
Emily Jean has men carry her places
>>2939401
i'll carry her to my bed if your catch my drift ;;,)))))o
>>2939079
thats very lewd anon
emily jean is the bees knees :) :O
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2939730
mind your own bees knees
>>2939730
being cute <33333333
always remember that emily jean loves everybody equally and would date you all if she could
magine her working your shaft with her sexy toes and perfect arches, bringing you the edge and then backing off again and again. After she has had her fun watching you squirm she finally gives you the sweet release your balls are aching for. Using only her exquisite feet, she drains your cock dry. Rope after rope then, as you lose steam, drop after drop of cum is expertly milked from your needy shaft and onto her beautiful soles. She continues until you are bone dry, with nothing left to give.
>>2939954
Post them!
my lil bby :3
Emily Jean is amazing<3
whatta qt patootie <333333
>>2940379
i was gonna say the same thing bro
>>2940380
good post anon
living in heaven with emily for all eternity <3333
>>2940402
You're gonna burn in hell for being a fagit
>>2940379
I have never seen this one before. Stone cold gorgeous in her prime.
fav emma movie? loved her in superbad but totally fell in love in easy a
>>2940646
the amazing spider-man 2
>>2940646
Dirty Anal Whores 5
emily is the type of girl that only gets ferrero rocher at the store checkout
>>2940697
wtf i love emily jean now??
>>2940700
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lnNYXgV7L-c
>>2940646
I'm torn between Zombieland and Easy A. I think that I lean more towards the latter.
>>2940663
can't get over her looks as gwen stacy hngggggggg
giv gwen stacy gf plz plz gibe
her sexyest role was Easy A but her best film is indisputably La La Land
where r the new emma pics!!!!!!!!
>>2940646
>fav emma movie? loved her in superbad but totally fell in love in easy a
They are better movies but I prefer Emma in Aloha. Pic related.
>>2940963
How can one girl be so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute while missing half of her face
>>2940963
"asian" emly
>>2940776
>indisputably
lmao
are you 12?
y she so cuuuuuuuuute
>>2940975
how can 1 funpost if system things is spam?
Proof for god: Emma Stone exists
Proof for atheism: She doesn't let guys suck her toes
i want lewd tennis upskirts of emily's sexy butt
and i want them soon
>>2941335
her butte wood CRUSH your dicc if she sat on it lol
>>2941323
well said.
wana hold emerley hand
:o
>tfw no qt barista emiry to flirt with at starbucks
>>2941399
Not her. She has frog eyes.
I love Emily Jean "Emma" Stone!!!
She looks like one of those girls who are pretty from far away, but then when you get close to them you notice they smell and have a wonky face and awkward and flabby body
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2941427
not wanting pepe jean as a gf in <current year>. wtf is wrong with people
>>2941569
>pepe jean
>>2941568
being cute :3
<3333
>>2941568
being a whore
>>2941610
Faggot
>>2941615
hi emma :O
Where are the new Emily pics!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2941752
wait until her next motion picture gets advertised and youll be seeing her alot
>>2941766
>wait
'no'
>>2941752
i want to suck her breasts like ive been starved for years
Emily Jean is amazing <3
>>2941752
Here you go anon
>>2941983
did emma and kat do it?
tell me there's photos of her new black shirt & jeans set taken from her BACKSIDE
>>2941983
those nipples jesus christ
>>2942046
they are dying for some fresh air
someone get out the xray machine
im glad all you guys share the same undying love for ms. stone as i do
>>2942138
>all those wrinkles
Looks like Kathleen Madigan, sounds like her too.
>>2941983
moar of this pleeease
>>2941983
moar of this pleeease
>>2942240
if we're so equal why don't she go out with me?
REEEEEEEE I WANNA SEE HER TOES
y she so cuuuuuuuuuute
>>2942319
*heems you*
>>2942326
GO ON, HIT ME
>>2942328
*goes to the beach instead adn fucks bbc*
>>2942330
>Emily Jean will never fart on your breakfast
>>2942359
BRUCE THAT'S DISGUSTING
*holds emily jean's hand*
cool
i had a dream last night, i was tired and desperate then i walked into Emily's home she took care of me, gave me water and allowed me to stay for 1 day in her house she was very lovely. I fucking love her so much i wish the dream was real
>>2942442
>1 day
I usually stay for 2 weeks at a time. Did you get to hold her hand too?
>>2935822
What are you unzipping out of your cock? Sounds painful
>>2942637
my love for emily jean <3
What is emily jean doing RIGHT NOW???
>>2942783
bein a cute
>>2942777
Did they???
>>2942847
of course
what did emily jean have for breakfast this morning???
>>2943016
black nut
WHAT'S UP HETEROSEXUALS
>>2943163
hi emma <3
emnl jeane <33
>>2943147
permission to cum aboard
Good night Emily xx
I wanna lick the space inbetween her toes
>>2943385
but thats were the fungus grows
There will be a chosen one.
It will be significant.
>>2943390
>>2943389
*farts*
>>2943391
BRUCE THAT'S DISGUSTING
>>2943391
*breaths is*
>>2943401
sicko
>>2943417
I'm gonna force her toes in my ass and there ain't nothing she can do. I'll kick her ass
>>2943448
You go that way, I'll go home.
wanna slurp Emily's sex juices from her pussy
>>2943657
exquisite taste
>>2943389
im jelly
NEW THREAD: >>2943725
>>2943391
That poor dog.