/his/ waifu

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>>341775
Literally have this picture printed out, cut and posted above my dorm bed (among other things)

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I like me a strong woman.

>>341787
I'm getting a little turned on by the difference in size between the women

>>341787
More like Queen Dildo lmao amirite

Sincerely,
Aeneas

>>341775
what's the point, you already claimed the best

>>341795
Check your privilege son.

Sincerely,
Venus

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princesse de Lamballe, always.

>stayed by her husband's side as he was dying from STDs due to his frequent cheating, literally holding him in her arms as he died
>befriended Marie Antoinette and helps take her away from the influence of her shitty aunts
>enjoyed qt things like sleigh rides
>scared easily, apparently once fainted after a prankster friend jumped out from being a statue while she was taking a stroll
>gave frequently to charities and orphanages
>stayed completely loyal to Marie Antoinette, even returning to Paris when it was dangerous to do so because she didn't want the queen to be alone
>imprisoned
>brought before a 'tribunal' during the September Massacres, and told to swear an oath to liberty and equality, then an oath of hatred against the queen and king
>said she would happily swear the first, but could never swear the second, as it wasn't in her heart
>released outside to the mob
>beaten to death and dismembered

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>>341861
too pure for this world, honestly

>everyone too contrarian to post the maiden of orleans

>>341861
oh wait and

One of the things Marie Antoinette kept with her until the end (or at least, until the jailers took them from her at the last prison) was a portrait of the princesse. Likewise, the princesse had a lock of the queen's hair on her person when she was murdered.

The spot where Lamballe's head was buried is now a small playground for children. ... which is either touching, considering her work with children's charities, or rather morbid.

>>341903
Who dat

>>341791
Actshually
That's not a woman but Aeneas son Iulus.
The Aeneid tells us that Venus sat on the laps of Dido in the form of Iulus, thus causing her to fall in love with Aeneas

>>341944
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juana_Gal%C3%A1n

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>>341931
MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE

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This thread again? I stand by my woman.
>Dat Honor still

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>A skilled horsewoman, Anita is said to have taught Giuseppe about the gaucho culture of the plains of southern Brazil, Uruguay, and northern Argentina.
>When young Garibaldi first saw Anita, he could only whisper to her, "You must be mine." She joined Garibaldi on his ship, the Rio Pardo, in October 1839. A month later, she received her baptism of fire in the battles of Imbituba and Laguna, fighting at the side of her lover.
>One of Garibaldi's comrades described Anita as "an amalgam of two elemental forces…the strength and courage of a man and the charm and tenderness of a woman, manifested by the daring and vigor with which she had brandished her sword and the beautiful oval of her face that trimmed the softness of her extraordinary eyes."
>In the Battle of Curitibanos, Garibaldi became separated from the front losing contact with Anita, who was captured by the rival group. In captivity the guards told Anita that Garibaldi had died, at which Anita was very distraught, as much for her loved one as for her child they were expecting that Garibaldi was not going to see, as she was pregnant. Anita asked if she could search among the dead in battle, but without finding him, this gave hope to Anita, who after a while crept up on a camp horse, mounted it and escaped at a gallop. The soldiers chased her on the order of her superior with the order of her return, dead or alive, they were shooting and killed her horse. Anita then came upon the river Canoas into which she waded amazingly. The soldiers thought she would not survive and left her for dead. Anita spent four days wandering without food or drink in the woods, until she found a group of people who offered her food. Finally she was able to contact the rebels and was reunited with Garibaldi in Vacaria. A few months later their first child was born, Menotti.

Fuck you and fuck your nobles, an amazon waifu who'll fight alongside you in the name of universal freedom and love is better than any pampered wench on earth.

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Rosa Luxemburg makes my tummy feel fully.

So does Ayn Rand strangely.

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If none of you will claim her, based Mercian Waifu is MINE.

MINE.

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Would kiss her feet and be her cu.ckslave to be h.

>>342285
thats a tumblr pic senpai, its not real depiction

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S-she definitely looked like this

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>>342477
There's some bretty good SFM porn of her, as a heads up, family. N-Not like I'd know, though.

>>341787
BIG

>>341780
Isn't she like 12 in that picture?

Pretty sure she was far her entire adult life

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>>342477

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I wouldn't mind if she became the eternal ruler of a revived Austria-Hungary desu

>>342534
Looks like my mum.

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Pic related.
Literaly the perfect woman at the time.

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Mine. My love, my inspiration, my Queen.

>Good people, I am come hither to die, and by a law I am condemned to the same. The fact, indeed, against the Queen's highness was unlawful, and the consenting thereunto by me: but touching the procurement and desire thereof by me or on my behalf, I do wash my hands thereof in innocency, before God, and the face of you, good Christian people, this day. Have mercy upon me, O God.

I will never forgive Catholics for this.

> She then failed to find the block with her hands, and cried, "What shall I do? Where is it?"

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You're all jelly

>>342093
This article is making my dick hard

>>342670
I want her dick in my hole.

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>>342670
Looks like a typical ugly British "woman".
The eternal Anglo can't into good looking females.

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I like my women to be able to avenge me should I die or get captured by filthy barbarians

>>343048
>eternal Anglo
Success breeds jealousy.

>>343103
My country also has hot women because human beings are incredibly diverse.
Nice racism though.

>>343113
Can't be racist against other whites when i'm white myself.

>>343113
Calling Brits human is a bit of a stretch.

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If only I could've lived long enough to die a glorious battle death with her.

>>343118
Yeah, sure you are.
>>343121
Success breeds jealousy.

>>343130
>Shitty overrated leader
>only victories against tiny cities and garrisons
>"led" army into slaughter against a numerically inferior force
Shit waifu bro

>>343070
She's the Patron Saint of Yandere, surely?

>>343177
>only victories against tiny cities and garrisons

She fucking razed the two major cities of Roman britain.

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>You will never set sail to chase after her pure rebellios heart

I am sad now

>>343308
>you will never fuck a king's wife then let thousands of young men die because of it

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Julie d'Aubigny is my /his/waifu. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_d%27Aubigny

>Expert Fencer
>Unquenchable libido.
>Took on three sword wielding drunkards outside of a Tavern and made sure they all were ran through multiple times.
>Disguised herself as a nun to have an affair with one of her hot blonde buxom lovers who's parents forced her into a convent. Julie started a fire in it in order to sneak her lover out just to screw around for a month.

>>343200
>she razed two cities
Wow congrats army was in Wales

>>343516
Yes but your statement "tiny cities" was rather disingenuous, in British terms she went for the largest ones

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id give her my trojan horse

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>you will never kill nazis during the day then cuddle up with her during the cold russian winter nights

>>342505

M O U T H B R E A T H E R

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>>343541
>not posting bestHelen

now here's a woman I'd kill my daughter for, so my brother can have sex with :^)

>>343527
True, i meant tiny garrisons not cities

>>343194
Surely.
I wonder how the Drevlians were so easily tricked. I guess they thought of Olga as a frail woman and imagined they could force her into remarrying.
Moral of the story don't fuck with an angry slavic woman.

>>341775
But anon,that girl is 15!

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>>341775

this proud BLACK QUEEN

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>>341775

she looks like the breaking bad chick

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What are some historical sluts? Preferably women that were in power that abused it by sleeping with as many men possible. It's a new fetish of mine. I like reading about sexually depraved shit in history with my prostate massager inside me. Hands free historical cumming. It's educational and good for your prostate!

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Godiva, Lady of the Mercians

>>343856
Best answer right here. Also my /his/ waifu.

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Ada Loveace. Smarts and Looks

>>343466
Sounds like a great way to crash your life with no survivors

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find a better waifu

(Protip: you can't)

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>elegant
>can't be fucked with
>still a virgin

what's not to love?

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posting best girl

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>>344674
HIGH T

>>343837
But Anon, she was made for breeding! Also, it was cool back then

>she became a nun

MY DICK CAN ONLY GET SO HARD

>>343988
>Also my /his/ waifu.


*grabs you by the throat

BACK THE FUCK OFF??!?!

>>344630
The lead facepaint that would rub off on you if you kissed her, obviously

>>343222
>Being this deluded.
Get all your information from 4chan? Reveal your nation.

>>343856
I'd nefer her titis

>>342263
>>342190
>>343981

god-tier taste

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Remember, icons are good, kids.

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Blood thirsty military commanders can be waifus? I like me some Amestris.

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>>341775
Always Eleanor of Aquitaine

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1830s Queen Victoria

>>344134
anybody that isn't a cultural marxist is a better waifu than her. even the ugly ones.

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>>341775
Got a husbando instead.

Good ol' Papa Franz.

>>345477
>wlood thirsty military commanders can be waifus
Amestris was Xerxes' wife, an utterly unremarkable woman.

You're thinking of Artemisia.

>>343554
Glorified (propaganda) cheerleader.

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I'd have creamed in all her little golden holes, to be truthful associates

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>>341775
#674, erry time.

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She's a bit old here tbqhwyfam.

>>345967
rasputin totally SLAV'D her though, enjoy those gaping holes left by him

>>341871
What is it's name

>>345990
>rasputin totally SLAV'D her though
Yes, but them again, he probably fucked every woman in St. Petersburg. The only reason the revolution happened was because the Bolsheviks did no longer wanted to be in their keksheds and started the movement against
"the bourgeois" (Grigori's penis).

>>344316
>>342039
Actually Cupid, not Venus, took the form of Iulus and sat on Dido's lap

>>343130
>Killed innocent civilians
>Lost as soon as she had to fight an actual military

What a great feminist icon.

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Anne De Bretagne

>>345269
Literally how new. I hope you look back at your post months from now and feel ashamed.

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>>341775
Duke of Wellington is mine
Stay away you fags and bitches.

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Aesthetic facial hair coming through

>>345246
kek

Come now anon, revel with me as we celebrate having great taste.

I want some of Nefer's titis as well.

Seriously though, as for Egypt, she ran that shit.

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I know, kinda recent, but still.

>>345942
why

>>342497
Not enough.
More Civ 5 porn when.

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>>347664

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>>345801
She looked like the girl I like

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Eleanor of Aquitaine. History has seen few women like her, fewer still who made such a mark in a world utterly dominated by men.

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>>341775
Viktoria Louise von Preussen
>liked by absolutely everyone
>looks great in uniform

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Luica Joyce. Daughter of James Joyce.

>>347664
caterina sforza a best

>>342263
eww

>>346035
>Yes, but them again, he probably fucked every woman in St. Petersburg. The only reason the revolution happened was because the Bolsheviks did no longer wanted to be in their keksheds and started the movement against "the bourgeois" (Grigori's penis).

I now imagine all the Revolutionaries locked in their keksheds, with nothing but Marx to read.


Also, check this link:

http://metro.co.uk/2009/10/01/is-this-the-foot-long-preserved-penis-of-rasputin-454549/

>>347876
>>345601
Eleanor of Aquitaine was only a rich heiress. She was terrible for the future of her descendants.

>Hey, son, why don't you rebel against your father? Sure, you will inherit all of it in a few years, but who cares about that? A weaker, divided realm now is better than a huge Empire in a few years. It is not like France has a good King, who in the hell cares about Phillip II?

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>>348469
Opinionated Jewesses are the GOAT.

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I'll have this soldadera qt

>>348535
So? She doesn't have to be great for her descendants. She's still a complete badass. She increased her own power, and that's all that matters

>>341775
Women are cheaters, liars, evil, etc. To ever claim a 3D waifu is analogous to hold shit as sacred

>>345308
>liking meme historical figures who never did the shit ascribed to them

>>343981
Inferior Mercian Lady, I already took the real one >>342271

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>>345967
>choosing the inferior Grand Duchess

Your loss I guess

>>348558
She looks like Ed Milliband

>>349022
/his/ is a 3DPD board
go away
>>>/r9k/

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>>349079
Also available in flapper form

>>343906
this, I also fap to slutty historical women.

>>343906
There are plenty, but of course 99% of them probably never did any of the things said, the easiest way to discredit any powerful woman has always been to call her a massive slut, the more desperate her opponents were the more ridiculous and over the top the stories. Pretty fucking hot if you imagine they were true though.

>>349139
We don't care about explanations, just post some fucking stories.

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>>347909

Hnghh she so pretty

>>349171
Catherine the Great died fucking a horse

>>349272
qt

>>349139
>discredit

slutty women are more sexually desirable and respectable

I claim Elagabalus as my slutfu.

Cassius Dio reported that Elagabalus would paint his eyes, epilate his hair and wear wigs before prostituting himself in taverns, brothels,[42] and even in the imperial palace:

Finally, he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money.[43]

Herodian commented that Elagabalus enhanced his natural good looks by the regular application of cosmetics.[37] He was described as having been "delighted to be called the mistress, the wife, the queen of Hierocles"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus

>>349722
>male "slut"fu

oh so you mean just an extroverted man?

also
>>>/lgbt/

>>349139
Yup. Marcus Aurelius' wife was likely not a slut. Tbh, if she was, that would explain Commodus, but there is no evidence that she was.

>>349171
Look for Messalina and her competition with a prostitute.


>>349518
>slutty women are more sexually desirable and respectable
Maybe among SJWs, but among normal people, they aren't.

>>349769
>normal people
KEK
>they aren't desirable
This is just straight up bullshit. Any man will get his socks rocked off at the sight of an easy, sexy slut.

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Cornelia Africana, daughter of Scipio Africanus, mother of the Gracchi brothers. Amongst other things, she chose to remain a widow after her husband died, and refused to marry the king of Egypt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_Africana

>>349786
No one respects sluts. And for long term relationships, no one desires them.

>>349836
Wrong tbqh. Plenty of couples are into swinging, though it's usually old couples which means the sluttiness came after the long-term relationship

>>349845
You can believe whatever you want. Other than a minority of keks and some SJWs, no one respects sluts.

>>349858
It's also a normie-meme to say "experienced women are better in bed", though I guess this here would play a bit with your definition of a slut.

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>>341775
Giulietta Masina

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Nicholas II's mom, 2bh

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I want to be her kek husband.

>>343577
that movie was so fucking bad

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Nothing is kinkier than brotherly love.

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I'd erect an obelisk in honour of her, if you know what I mean.

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Caterina Sforza a cute.

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Best yandere.

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>>353386
Seconded
Only legit cücks are into Lucrezia

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Can someone tell me more about this picture the one on the right is pure waifu.

>>354614
>>>/ksg/

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>>353584
Looks 20th century Anatolian, I'm guessing they're Armenian or Pontic Greek since they're armed and being something worth photographing there.

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>>349087
Ed Milliband isn't exactly a shining example of masculinity.

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>>341775
>tfw no qt warrior gf.
Claimed

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>waifu
>3d

The FUCK

>>347019
Amazing taste, anon.

He did nothing wrong. Fuck Cromwell.

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>>354991
>Ftw you will never wrestle with Khutulun

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Just want to ride on a horse into a village grab here and ride away wih here on the wide steppes and then stop and cuddle with this qt

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>>341780
>Maria Theresa

Didn't know you were into landwhales. There is always someone into BBWs

>>342503
10 actually

>>355902
16 pregnancies can be quite a burden.

>>341941
were they gay?

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Salome a qt.

The fact that she got that crazy kike John the Baptists killed only makes her hotter.

>>355902
>Didn't know you were into landwhales. There is always someone into BBWs
There are disappointingly few of the historical variety.

On the other hand, this means I'm living in a golden age.

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Literal perfection

>>353386
>>353428
Only notable female historical personage (barring sex workers) who has gotten raped. I am sure your waifu enjoyed Caesare's dick.

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>>356914
Not really.

Lucretia (the ancient Roman one) is notable solely because she was raped and killed herself over it.

>>357063
Lucretia was probably a legendary figure. I am talking about people whose existence are verifiably real.

>>355047
this tbqh

i mean i think as a fetish i can sort of see the appeal of inseminating a woman that has had another man's filthy semen inside her womb, but wanting to romantically and devoutly devout yourself to her as one does to a waifu - that is beyond me.
keks will be cücks

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Virtuous Roman woman.

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>>357942
This is why based Joan is the only correct waifu.

>>356642
I want to fuck her eye socket while she licks my balls

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>>358826
>Isabella de Castillo
>not Juana la Loca
Enjoy your boring christian waifu, while I enjoy my mad sex with my crazy christian waifu

>>342139
Joan is cute! CUTE!

>>358826
The kingdom is Castilla, castillo means castle.

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>Venus of Urbino
My personal definition of the perfect female form. Nothing else compares.
/thread

>ctrl+F farnese: 0 results
Dissapointed, desu.

>>359016
who dat

>>359244
Fan Bingbing as Wu Zetian.

>>359202
>skinny fat
>perfect

>>359294
Muscles are for laborers or soldiers, and extreme emaciation is for the starving poor.

There's no good reason for an aristocratic woman to be anything but skinnyfat.

>>359307
>There's no good reason for an aristocratic woman to be anything but skinnyfat.


other than she looks like shit?

>>359294
>>359365

Be honest anon what was the desired effect of your post? I mean, it will not shock anyone here, nor will it convince anyone that you're for real, and it is certainly not funny. It just smells like utter boredom on your part, I bet you had a tired smile on your face while writing it but it is not funny at all.

So what was it? What effect did you seek?

>>359202
>skinnyfat with no tits or ass or hips

It's like the worst of every world.

>>359383
how mad are you?

>>341861
She looks like Phoebe from friends.

>>359440

Lisa Kudrow.

>>359383

you seem like the kind of guy that has never made physical contact with a woman and who acts like C3P0 around them

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>>359440
smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you...

>>359559

Unfortunately you're way off base. I've slept with far too many women and now I'm saddled with children with a woman I can barely stand to be around.

When someone gives you their opinion of an ideal of beauty, it is you that seems like the fool to turn right around and say "You're wrong, and here are the reasons...". The best you can do is just disagree and be indifferent or attempt to understand, but the goal here has always been to antagonize those you disagree with so carry on old chap.

>>359908
*tips fedora*

>>342227
>universal freedom
Whadda you think Garibaldi was doing down here?

>>353386
a bit late
>>347664

>>348522
Geez...what if?

>>341861
reminds me of that flower-kingdom broad from Game of Thrones

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>>362261
margaery tyrell/natalie dormer? I can see it.

also she bears a striking resemblance to Elisabeth de France, in my opinion.

>>355646
>strong legs .jpg
Truly excellent taste.

>>341861
>>341941
>leaving out the best parts

She was rumoured to be Marie Antoinette's lesbian lover. When she was killed, the mob cut her head off and put it on a spike, then paraded it in front of Marie Antoinette's window and tried to get her to kiss it.

>>349845
Open kekold is just an excuse to cheat in an ltr with both parties knowing it's been a nuclear irradiated train wreck strapped to crashing plane run into the ground for a long time now

>>362551
Fortunately she didn't seen the head, although she was still obviously horrified.

from her daughter's memoir:

>Several officers of the National Guard and some municipals arrived; the first desired that my father should show himself at the window. The municipals fortunately opposed this; but my father, having asked what was happening, a young officer replied: "Well, if you want to know, it is the head of Mme. de Lamballe they wish to show you." My mother was seized with horror; that was the sole moment when her firmness abandoned her. The municipals scolded the officer, but my father, with his usual kindness, excused him, saying it was not the officer's fault, but his own for having questioned him. ...

>The tumult was hardly over before Pétion, instead of exerting himself to stop the massacre, coldly sent his secretary to my father to reckon about money. This man was very ridiculous, and said many things which would have made us laugh at another moment; he thought my mother remained standing on his account; for since that awful scene she had continued standing, motionless, and seeing nothing that took place in the room. ... My aunt and I heard the générale beaten all night; my unhappy mother did not even try to sleep; we listened to her sobs.

>>362366
lol yup

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Cleopatra

>>359202
Ha! The maid in the background looks like she's puking at the site of her!

>>362644
>black cleopatra

WE

>>362644
enjoy your brother fucker

>>343856
holl up what's this racist shit?

>>362644
WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT

>>343906
Augustus daughter Julia. The porncracy that controlled the papacy for some time. Counts of Tusculum i believe, their power was a woman slutting it up.

>>364462
Oh and maybe theodoria, justinians wife. And her friend who married belisarius.