Fat people getting washed

>>10287029
That fucking whale needs to get fucking shot

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fat people depress me

Wtf

>>10287149
why would someone that handicapped go skiing

>>10287029
is that an infection??

>>10287162

Wow, fat shaming much! These people can do ANYTHING anybody else can!

>>10287218
yes he is

>>10287029
when you think 4chan cant disgust you anymore after years...
>MFW.webm

>>10287305
you get a

>>10287274
nah man fuck you

>>10287149
Jesus I'm fucking 280 6 2 fatass and I hate people like this. You know shes blaming genetics. If you want to be fat just own the fact that you like to eat.

>>10287274
Except touch their toes.

>>10287029
I'm 26 years old, 5'6", 268lbs. I'm a fat fuck. videos like this have motivated me to make a change in my life. I'm now going on three weeks with no soda or other sugary drinks. That may seem easy as fuck to some but I work in food and regularly drank 48oz of soda a day, if not more. I've also gone on three hikes in the last two weeks and am really working hard to cut my portion sizes down. I don't want to end up like this.

>>10287387
Keep it up fatty

>>10287387
Stick to it dude. It will be difficult. People will laugh and you will want to quit, but dont. Im really pulling for you even though I dont know you. I amgoing through a similar struggle.

>>10287387
Shame on your parents for raising such a week minded person that needs motivation to not eat like a fucking animal

but great news u do u

>>10287393
will do. I'm determined. I've gone from being able to jog no more than 30 seconds at time without being completely exhausted to being able to jog for a solid minute and only end up mildly winded. I'm pretty sure it's just my body adapting to jogging over the last 10 times I've done it but it's progress. Every "fatty" and "fatass" gives me that second wind to keep going.

>>10287387
Keep it up man. You've started on the path.

>>10287274

This statement is incorrect. They are free to attempt anything anyone else can. One has to acknowledge their own limitations.

>>10287387
Yup, it sucks. But the alternative is so much worse.

>>10287404

It's probably good that he's week minded. If he was month minded there'd be a better chance of his goals slipping between the cracks.

>>10287402
>>10287404
>>10287409
>>10287417
Thanks for the encouragement. I'm set to get married in May and WILL lose 15lbs by then. It's not a goal, it will happen. I'll make sure of it.

>>10287305
whoosh

>>10287029
i came

>>10287274
Fat shaming is healthy and necessary

>>10287387
Keep it up anon! I used to be big too cutting out soda and drinking strictly water will do MAGIC

>>10287420
Zing!

>>10287029

What the hell is on his ass?

>>10287149

Oh fuck I want her fatass to fall and watch her reenact the scene from "A Christmas Story" where Randy can't get up.

>>10287186

I see someone is having mooseknuckle for dinner.

>>10287408
Well, keep going fatboy

>>10287186
No lie, she would break my car's axle if she sat in it. I actually have a friend who used to weigh like 300lbs and whenever he rode in my car, it would make a weird noise from the RF tire. Found out I had a torn CV boot because of that lmao.

>>10287387
quit sucking your own dick. Plenty of people work in the food industry without becoming giant lard-asses.

>>10287408

In that case, keep it up fatty mcfat tits.

In all seriousness, best of luck to you.

>>>/tv/

>>10288589
nobody weighing 268lbs is going anywhere near their own dick

>>10287425
congrats anon, im proud of you

i just wish i could gain weight after 6 months of chemo

>>10288559
Flavour Krystalz™

>>10287387
keep going man, youll hit that 200 or even less one day

>>10287162
I bet you are getting around their size aren't you?

>>10287337
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>>10287410
>>10287625
>falling for such obvious bait

guys........come on......

>>10288587

Your an idiot if you think a car can't carry an additional 300lb pound person or that it would damage your car.

What kinda car do you drive - a 3 cylinder geo metro?

>>10287029
Ohh btw, that's his good leg. His other leg is much more fked up

>>10287149
>I need you to lift me up
you guys sure this ain't ylyl

>>10287029
That's James K from a recent episode of My 600-lb Life.

And no, he doesn't really make progress during the episode. The fat fuck ends up having his dad refinance his house just so they can afford to shovel his ass into a van to go to Houston where the doctor is, he ends up being hospitalized with heart failure at one point, and he still can't put down the fork down. His trailer trash girlfriend won't stop feeding him either, all while they both deny that it's their fault.

The doctor gives up and tells him to go home and not come back until he can get under 600 pounds.

>>10287149
>I need you to lift me up

Bitch you weigh over 1/4 ton, I can't just "lift you up"

>>10288681
FeelsBadMan

>>10287029
Fuck off with this disgusting fucking thread. Degenerates like yourself deserved to be burned in the grease fires with those fucking fat piece of shit.

Fuck you. Kill yourself.

>>10288681
nobody cares faggot

>>10288857
Someone's triggered.

>>10288867
>>10288857
samefag
kill urself

>>10288734
>200 or maybe even less
Dude is 5'6, 200 is still well into the obese range at that height.

>>10288884
yea but when was the last time the dude was able to stand up straight to measure his height properly? he is reaaaally fucking fat

>>10287387

Keep up the good work tubs. I was never obese just overweight, but I lost 40 lbs last year because I started exercising (bodyweight stuff twice a week and walking an hour almost every day) but the biggest influence was definitely changing my diet, I stopped eating processed shit and grains, I literally only eat eggs, meat, fruits, vegetables, and nuts. Nothing else. Basically the paleo diet. It worked wonders for me. I felt so good, but then I started getting lazy and letting myself eat junk occasionally again, and before I knew it I was getting donuts almost every day. I lost control and gained back 20 lbs, but now after months of depression and struggling I'm back on track again. Just be very fucking determined and strict with yourself. If you let yourself indulge or skip a workout, even once, it can really snowball out of control.

I wish you luck, fat fuck. You can do it. I cannot put into words how seriously fucking worth it the hard work and struggling is. People who have never been fat couldn't understand how amazing and powerful it is to feel like yourself again for the first time in so long. To not feel self-conscious. To actually be comfortable in your body and feel good. It's SO worth it so never fucking give up.

>>10288790
You're the idiot if you think the woman being pulled by that truck only weighs 300. That's at least 400 probably closer to 500 or 600

>>10288939
aww the fatties are bonding.
enjoy ur diabetes u fat fucking pieces of shit

>>10287274
Fat person here. I'm 40, 6'2", 320lbs and currently on a low-impact diet and exercise program. I've lost 40lbs, but you can bet your fucking arse that I'm not doing star-jumps and dancing with the fucking fairies just because I've found a little bit more lease on life.

My back's broken, my knees are shot, my ankles are fucked, my left shoulder feels like it's been torn out of my socket and if you asked me to run 100 metres, I'd sooner die on the fucking spot.

You, sir, are an idiot.

>>10287029
Now, I think I've seen a thread for everything.

>>10288969
I'm not fat anymore you illiterate tard

>>10287029
>filename

>>10287356
Bruh, 260, 6'3" I know I'm fat because I fucking love food, it's an addiction just like my alcoholism, I blame no one but myself and I'm cool with it.

>>10287274
... Except look down at their own genitals without needing a full body mirror

>>10287186
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.
Some people don't think it be like it is,
But it do.

>>10288964
? Did you just ignore the dude he quoted or are you intentionally trying to bait people into thinking you're an idiot?

>>10289291
lol 3 tap after Headshot, how to wast 3 ammo

>>10289358
Yeah, cause shotgun shells are so fucking expensive.

If they'd give me a shogun with 3 shells in it.. you fucking damn right i'd use them all.

At least... I'd try hitting he tumbling faggot some moore.

>>10288884
im retarded. missed the 5'6 part

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>>10287029
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10287404

Is it better to be raised healthy, or to overcome your lard-ass nature through great effort?

>>10288808
I fucking hated his voice and his dumb fuck wife had only one thing going through her fucked mind
>DON'T LEAVE ME PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, PLEASE

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>>10289144
ahahahahSHSHAHAHAHAHAH YES

>>10288808
With that much weight even struggling to move would burn a considerable amount of calories.

One wonders how long someone could go without eating after they are this far gone.

>>10287029
thank you this made me no fap.

>>10287149
Fat people enrage me

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>>10289693
Does it make you so very, very angry that there are those of us who aren't ashamed of being obese? Damn, food is tasty. So very tasty. Sometimes, when I tuck into a tub of "cookies & cream" ice cream or a bacon-wrapped filet mignon, I'll pause for a moment and think of other people who are upset by us overweight folk. Their tears add to the delicious flavor.

Now, if you *truly* hated the epidemic of obesity in your nation, you would do something about it. Targeting consumers like myself shows laziness and weakness. Targeting corporations like RJR Nabisco, Nestlé and Monsanto, however... well, my good friend and fellow poster, that shows courage. Courage I'm 100%-positive you never had. Or, you could start a nation-wide campaign to encourage people to eat healthier while showing them the benefits and techniques involved in calorie-burning exercises.

'Course, I wouldn't expect anything of you. I mean, after all, you ARE a faggot.

>tl;dr: the sad cunt I'm replying to, is a pathetic, lazy faggot who blames instead of being a shining example to others

>>10287029
wouldn't go near that thing without an air-sealed hazmat suit. Fucking hell how can you even live like that and not see that it's a large issue? I'd be pleading people to kill me if I was that obese

>>10287149
someone needs to genocide every fat person above 300 lbs, seriously how fucking mentally and physically disabled do you have to be to not even be able to fucking walk?

>>10287387
Similar here, 5'10" and 268, cutting out all suggary drinks and fast-food (albeit I don't eat out at all) is a good place to start, the key to losing weight is eating less and exercising more, not eating healthier. Eating healthier=you get healthier, eating less= you start to weigh less. That and exercise.

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>>10289759
I'll be waiting. Come do the honours, sport.

>>10288767
Kind of funny considering this is "fat acceptance" or some dumb shit now. When did this episode even air?

>>10287029
I thought the whole "I was so disgusted that my dick retracted into my body" was just a meme until I saw this.

>>10289744
>Targeting consumers like myself shows laziness and weakness

Allowing yourself to get obese shows laziness and weakness. Try harder scrub

>>10287274
Jesus fucking christ, 6 replies and all serious. Are you people this retarded to not recognize this troll?
This board seems to be more autistic than /b/.

>>10289768
You gunna eat that gun afterwards?

>>10289788
>implying severe depression and anxiety caused by breaking my back and legs in a workplace accident, and having very little in the way of people to support me during rehabilitation, didn't lead to me becoming obese due to severe changes in eating and exercising habits

But yeah, sport, keep projecting

>>10287149

I depress myself too :(

>>10289774
They are not showing his ass. That is the back of his knee

>>10287029
Is that shit? What the fuck is going on...

>>10289772
>Kind of funny considering this is "fat acceptance" or some dumb shit now. When did this episode even air?
"King Size Homer", 1995
www.imdb.com/title/tt0701144/

>>10287029
When I woke up today i did not think today would be the day i learned this existed and people want this..

>>10289930
Look at all that mold

>>10289291
This video is so aesthetically pleasing, like watching the head shots in DOOM

>>10289800
>there are those of us who aren't ashamed of being obese
>severe depression led me to being fat
you are fucking pathetic

>>10289903
Aldrich the Devourer of gods

the thing is how the fuck do people achieve that size? me being overweight causes me to feel sick more often, im a mouth breather, many sleep problems, anxiety,etc. so how the fuck can anyone at some point be an overweight person, feel like shit, not go to a doctor and triple your weight?

Really, how people can be that fat?

>>10290107
Because governments let them

>>10289765
You're absolutely incorrect. You need to eat more.. of the right things build muscle and keep your carbs low... Or eliminate them all together aside from the fiber sources.

>>10288695
I cried at this post

>>10289765
You're wrong. Your body doesn't react the same way to eating carbs like fries and bread than it does to eating proteins like meat or fish. You can eat an entire steak for dinner every day and still lose more weight than if you ate fries or drank soda instead. The problem is not how much you eat, but what you eat. Sugar is the problem of the modern world, in the form of sugary foods, snacks and drinks, but also in the form of processed carbohydrates.

Carbs themselves are not the enemy, eating a lot of carrots isn't going to make anyone fat, the problem is when people eat farmed carbs that are used to make bread and pasta in large quantities, or eat highly processed sugar (corn syrup, etc.). Sugar is in everything, even savory tasting food, these days.

Not to mention, sugar (carbs) reacts in your body in a way that makes you keep eating it, you don't really get hungry and as such you can stuff your stomach passed the point of being satisfied. This isn't so much of a problem with vegetable carbs, like carrots etc. because of the fibre in them that makes you feel full.

Focus on eating more protein and good fat (eg. natural animal fat in meat), they're absorbed into the body in a different way than carbs, and they naturally make you feel fuller.

>>10290220

He's not incorrect, you're talking about getting fit, that's not the same as not being fat. You can eat twinkies and lucky charms and lose weight, it's just basic math.

>>10290273
It's not "just basic math" because your body isn't a basic thermodynamic machine and all food is not a universal fuel. Your body treats different macro nutrients differently because they are different. Carbs are literally more likely to be stored as fat than if you eat actual fat from another animal. That's not "basic math".

Sure, if you ate 1 twinkie a day, you'd lose weight due to starvation, but why starve yourself when you can eat 3+ full, satisfying meals a day just cutting out carbs and sugar?

>>10290273
Also what he said about building muscle is actually helpful and important for losing fat, the more muscle you have, the faster your metabolism will run, and the more fat you will be able to burn. This is the same for being fit in general. It's not as separate from losing weight as you are trying to pretend it is.

>>10289936
This one is actually depressing. Nearly 1/Th of a tonne and you're excited about that????

>>10289924
I hope this will be his wake up call...

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>>10289933
previously

>>10289936
>Heart Attack Grill
>People over 350lb eat free?
Seriously what the fuck. Places like that should be illegal. Or at least putting something which will induce a heart attack with 100% success in the food for 350lb+ people.

>>10289800
You are the only one responsible for how you choose to deal with your situation. While it may not be your fault you didn't realise that sooner, you can now.

Your depression is likely caused by lack of purpose. Find some meaningful volunteer work or a project that makes you lose track of time.
For anxiety habituation is really the only cure, but medication can help you temporarily get through the hardest parts.

Never stop trying to improve or you may as well be dead.

>>10287305
Underrated post

>>10290318
>can't lose weight because lack of discipline
>need some form of accomplishment
>decide to become even fatter
>scream for respect
>???
>profit

>>10289934
I would cry too if I had to eat that shit.

is the worst start to eat vegetables. why not a tomato or a cucumber? maybe even a coli flower or asparagus? that brussel shitty whatever the name is makes me sick.

>>10287356
>>10289165
Absolutely this.
Plus, to be completely honest, unless you want to end up like that seacow on skis, if you're going to live and eat hedonistically and put fat on, make damn sure you ALSO put muscle on.
I'm a fat fucker, but I still lift/swim/hike etc.
Being fat != immobilized. Immobilized people are fat AND lazy. Bad combo.

>>10289930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROuFFdxBLE

>>10289291
You sir are the lowest kind of lifeform.

I honestly hate people like you.

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>>10287029
https://youtu.be/jAYPN-1Yjt0?t=13s

>>10288808
while he is the cause of this, he also has terrible genes, you don,t get fat like that without some kind of genetic fuck up and or mental health issue.

>>10289577
As a fat sack of shit, I can confidently say that I will raise my children more healthy than I was even if they think I'm a big fat fuck of a hypocrite.

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>>10289800
>blaming other shit for your weight
This is what people mean. Own up to it.
I'm fat because I eat what I want, when I want.
I work out SPECIFICALLY so that I can keep doing this, without becoming the guy in OP.

I'm not gonna let heart disease or gangrene kill me, I'll leave that job to my many vices.

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>>10290634
Oh, and to stay on topic...

>>10290318
It's called accelerated darwinism

>>10290282
>Sure, if you ate 1 twinkie a day, you'd lose weight due to starvation, but why starve yourself when you can eat 3+ full, satisfying meals a day just cutting out carbs and sugar?

Why are you trying to rationalize the hypothetical twinkie diet? I was making the point using an extreme example that if you expend more calories than you take in, you will lose weight. The source of the calories is irrelevant to this simple fact.

The problem is you think I'm saying having a healthy lifestyle is pointless, I'm not. Obviously a diet of junk food is not sustainable, but the fact that you can lose weight eating shit is important to know because a lot of people think weight loss is some complicated, expensive task that requires constant monitoring and effort.

I'm telling you, people fail at weight loss because they think they have to go all in and change everything, you can't just change all that on a whim. Start with portion control and getting up more often, and the rest will follow. Telling people that you can't lose weight if you eat carbs and sugar just reinforces the idea that it's more difficult than it actually is to not be fat.

>>10287029
Thank you, OP. I just went nofap for the day.

>>10287029
Holy Fukkin Jesus my eyes my eyes

>>10288800
Where is this from?
>>10287029

>>10289903
>2manykrabbypatties.gif

>>10287387
good job man. Best advice I can give to fat people is to drink sparkling water or tea/coffee and nothing else and then start counting your calories. Not even exercise. It's near impossible to out exercise your eating habits at this point so just no point into going 200% into exercise when the solution is to just eat less and better.

You're doing the right thing fuccboi

>>10287274
the simplest bait is often the best. Bravo

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>>10289759
In the next 80 years ocean acidification will deplete the atmosphere of oxygen. It will be worse than Beijing now. Anyone who wheezes will be in trouble.

>>10289320
Underrated post.

>>10287387
former fatfag now fitfag here. I also worked in food service, and it's just too easy to go off the rails. stick with avoiding soda, then start bringing a lunch/ dinner instead of getting it with your employee discount or whatever from where you worked. helps a lot with the impulse of "i'm gonna order the healthy thing, but im suuuuper hungry, maybe ill get the shitty thing i always get" if you have a predetermined meal you brought with you.

>>10290901
Not original commenter, but how about diet soda or tea. I am in too deep on caffeine and I'm too poor for coffee.

>>10290514
Brussels sprouts are fucking delicious mate, smelly Americans like you only like deep fried garbage anyway so I'm not surprised.

>>10289291
Oh come on that has to be the least painful way to go out. I would be so happy if I overhead my executioner would be killing me instantly.

>>10290906
not the dude you asked, but tea is fine as long as you don't add a ton of shit to it (honey or whatever people add to tea). It's better than coffee for caffeine because tea has an amino acid called L-Theanine in it that doesn't make you crash. Coffee/energy drinks sort of lift you up and then pull the rug out from under you, but tea will do the same thing except you'll come down slowly instead of crashing super hard. L-Theanine itself is sold as a relaxing supplement for anxiety and shit.

Avoiding diet soda is best, but if you HAVE to have it, it just bloats you temporarily and really isn't that bad. There's a ton of shit out there about how artificial sweeteners used in diet sodas are terrible for you, linked to cancer, etc. but everytime someone brings that up I always ask them to cite their sources and it usually shuts them up. Hell, I've been drinking diet soda for a couple of months along with my caloric deficit and I've still lost 15 lbs.

>>10290318
nah. Let them kill themselves, who gives a fuck anyways.

>>10289923
t h i c c

>>10290930
Thanks

>>10287117
fpbp

>>10287186
'MURICAAAA, FUCK YEEAH

>>10289759
My brother is 6'5" tall, 325 lbs, and can military press 400 lbs
Try starting with him

>>10290963
How about he starts with you instead

>>10290963
Sound like you've got a pretty big hard on for your brother there, that's pretty fucking gay.

man where are the fat people getting wased i dont want to just watch fatties flopping around i wanna see cleaning the accumulated filth of years of immobile obesity scrubbing the crusted up crap from long hidden orifices deep within fat rolls, my dick is still hard

>>10287029
These people are obviously mentally ill.
Mocking them is like mocking faggots or retards

>>10290970
Why?
I'm not over 300 lbs

>>10290970
Because you seem to be so eager to prove something

>someone needs to genocide every fat person above 300 lbs

UHH ANON MY BROTHER IS 325 AND OHP'S 400 SO FRIG OFF

>>10291004

wrong post, meant >>10290992

>>10290634
I doubt that you're happy with yourself. Would you not rather adjust your eating habits in such a way that you would be normal weight?

I came to this board to jerk off, why am I in this thread

>>10287387

Good luck. I had a friend lose about 150 lbs over the course of a year and a half just by changing his diet and walking for 2 hours a day. He found it extremely difficult to stay away from the crap food (especially things like pop and fast food hamburgers) but he is looking a lot better and feels a lot better about himself now.

>>10289291
Looks fake.

>>10291004
Some fuckwith says
>everyone over 300 lbs need to be murdered, hurr durr
I point out how fucking retarded that is
>Some people over 300 lbs are pro athletes, or just tall, while some people at 180 lbs are obese because they are short
and you are buttblasted by me?!
You're probably the moron I am replying to

>>10290911
Brussels sprouts are only good when cooked thoroughly, otherwise they taste like ass.

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>>10288857

>>10289934
The hug always gets me.

>>10290319
The one on the right should change 'St' to 'W'

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Hello, Anon here. I had gained some extra weight when in my university years, where drinking 4 6% alc. beers was a warmup before the actual party and all the fast food that you also devour when you get alcohol munchies. Suffice to say, I'm 180cm (5.9 ft) tall weighed 73kg (160 pounds) back then and found out that i fatigue faster than i used to. Now I don't hang around such drinkers nowadays. Thanks to the cannabis and a pack of friends I rarely even drink alcohol(less than 4 times this year, only a glass of wine or 1 beer each time), and my weight dropped to 68kg (149lbs). All this despite eating a lot of stuff while on munchies while stoned. I ocasionally substitute snacks for a raw carrots and it hits the spot really well.

So TL;DR: I belive that you can achieve much just by slightly altering your diet and removing few critical foods and drinks from it. Also, avoiding not just soft drinks but any drinks (sadly, many vegetable-fruit juices for children have as much sugar as cola) which have around 100g or more of sugar per 1L (10% of the drink's mass being a sugar).

And i still drink tea with 2 spoons of sugar, so I'm not your typical ascetic guy. Actually, the less sugar you use, the more flavors and nuances of your drinks/food become distinguishable.

>>10287305
Kek maximus

>>10291123
how the fuck is that so well made, damn

>>10289744
>He's the lazy one

I think you may need to check your footing in this

>>10287387
Keep it up, I believe in you.

>>10287029
Thanks, everyone, I came here to fap and I knew it would be better not to, but I chose to give in to the urge. Then along came this thread and I have lost all desire to touch my dick. Thank you!

>>10288680

kek

>>10289899

Was this supposed to go in the Amy Schumer thread?

>>10290590
no one cares about your opinions faggot

>>10290890

I'm assuming Kanye shot this film.

>>10290913
yeah this asshole got off lucky

>>10289903
>BringMeSoloandtheWookie.gif

>>10287387

Good, you are changing your life for the better anon, keep it up and stop!

>>10290318

Okay, look, since so many people fail to understand what is happening at the Heart Attack Grill, let me explain.

The guy is doing this on purpose. He knows exactly what he is doing, he used to be a professional weight loss and diet expert for most of career.

Now he's gone full super villain.

He WANTS these people to come and eat themselves to death. He WANTS people who think this acceptable to come and kill themselves, and he is quite happy to give them free food because HE WANTS TO KILL THEM.

He is unapologetic about what he is doing because he wants these people gone, he spent years of his life trying to help them until he realised the only way to help these kind of people is to accelerate their downward spiral and push them out of the gene pool as fast as possible.

He carries around a fucking freezer bag containing the ashes of a fat fuck who used to come into the grill everyday and ate himself to death. He openly shows this to his customers and they keep on eating and think it's all funny.

He is the hero we don't deserve.

>>10289934
The side of her head is sweating just from existing.

>>10287387
please just die already you fucking fat piece of shit

jk keep working out

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>>10287387
>5'6"

>>10291094
wrong site for stuff like that

>>10287274
getting super fat is like doing drugs. The people who get so fat they can't even function I have no sympathy for. They made themselves that way. Drug users do the same thing. You can do a little bit of drugs, you can be just a little chubby no one cares. Also you can do a lot of drugs and end up in the street or eat a lot and get really fat. Then the only people who care are the ones who find you disgusting.

>>10291268
i find it odd that you can't equate food addiction with drug addiction. they're both very similar with abusers trying to escape from their addiction by injecting themselves with just a bit more happiness to stave off their misery. and like drugs, there's a very obvious component of fat people adapting poor feeding habits from their environment, such as their parents

>>10288964
You do realize Trucks that large can tow heavier things, right? Just because you had a 300lb person in your shitbox of a car, doesn't mean a truck couldn't.

>>10289933
his ass could make happy any nigga

>>10291294
But, isn't that exactly what the guy just said?

>>10290271
Do you understand the first law of Energy.
If you consume more energy, no matter the source, than you expend in a day you will gain weight. And visa virsa. You can lose weight by eating ONLY McDonalds. Nothing, and I mean fucking nothing, beats the first law of Energy.

>>10290298
>1/Th

>>10291123
Anon is your numbers correct. 73kg at 180cm is skinny as fuck. I weigh 100kg at 189cm and I'm skinny as fuck.

>>10289291
what gauge is required to do this? also fuck isis

>>10291444

vice versa
First Law of Thermo, not Energy. There aren't any laws of energy.

>>10289934
The story behind this episode:
She will only eat cheese fries, literally eats it for 3 meals a day

>>10287149
Phat lewd.

>>10291614
probably 20 gauge. Not sure if it's a slug or not

>>10287387
Praise the sun, brother!

Get fit then smash bitches all day long like I used to do (before I got fat again)

I am now on my second journey to getting ripped again so I may smash thy bitches yet again

Ah... I miss those days. I'm a chubby bitch right now :(

>>10287387
I'm 20 years old, 5,11 and i weigh around 280, Im working to get a car so I have to walk to and from work, its about an hour and a half walk so I roughly walk two hours a day, its a huge fucking pain especially when it'll start getting hot out, but I hope that its gonna be a win-win in my book pretty soon with possible weight loss and a Car.

>>10290615
Good on you dude, being fat is horrible and watching other people do things like that to themselves is sad (whether accidental or purpose), so I hope your kids grow up to be healthy and active.

>>10289759
can we raise that to 450 case there are some where that weight is healthy

>>10287387
If it makes you feel better, I am 278 pounds and 6 foot 11 inches. I would love to be your weight right now.

>>10287186
this is fucking real.. i am astounded. Hes really putting all the horses into towing that cow. I kinda wish she tipped over.

>>10287029
what the fuck is wrong with his legs? that s so disgusting

>>10291729
the wwe wants you

>>10287149
"Lift me up" Superman would break a sweat lifting her.

>>10287387
You're fatass cunt
Keep until you reach 155 lbs or so

>>10291253
Actually it's a perfect response to him given the irony. His reply was to a post that doesn't belong on this site.

For more information on irony and ironic posting please visit the completely unironic and therefore totally ironic and unironic [s4s].

>>10289291
>held by isis
>no beheading, no fire, no drowning, no extended painful death
>get shotgun to the head
All in all not that bad

>>10289744
>wa im fat and its your fault for not lobbying against multibillion dollor corporations and their million dollor legal teams
I'd rather just take you fat fucks out back, old yeller style. Literally no downside to it, except the wasted buck shot of course, but I'd gladly take a little more out of my paycheck for that cause.

>>10289744
Happy to know you'll die of heart problems in your 30s. Enjoy food fat fuck. And enjoy your virginity too.

>>10290087
kek

>>10287387
Respect, bro. Keep going at it. Just remember that losing weight is not just a temporal adjustment in your diet or exercise routine. It is a whole lifestyle change.

Enjoy the ride.

>>10289934
I hate brussel sprouts. But that said, she's still a dumb cunt who needs to eat better.

>>10290569
under rated post

>>10289899
I'd give her head.

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>>10291455
Well, the numbers are correct.
One thing is that I don't have much muscle, and the second is I'm not that skinny. I have some fat on the belly and thighs.

According to the BMI, im in the middle of "normal" BMI range for my height. check out this graph.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index#/media/File:Body_mass_index_chart.svg

Are you sure you didn't confuse kilogrammes with pounds?

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>>10290890

Those thick threads really are the best
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>>10290271
>The problem is not how much you eat, but what you eat
It's not that simple. You can eat nothing but McDonalds and drink Coke, and if you're burning through exercise more than what you're eating, you WILL lose weight.

On the other hand, if you're eating nothing but vegetables but you're not exercising at all and are consuming more calories than you're burning, you WILL gain weight.

With that said, there's the nutritional/health aspect. Sure, you can live on a sugar-only diet and exercise 'till you're burning more calories and lose weight, but you're gonna be undernourished.

Losing weight is easy. Keeping it OFF is the hard part because it means making long-term behavioural changes.

>>10292395
sauce

>>10289759
Hey man, I use to be 325. I'm sitting at like 165 now but that took about two years to get down to what i am now, even at 325 I know i was disgustingly fat, but I never felt like I was in situation where I couldn't function like a basic human being. I just couldn't run else my joints would explode. These fatasses are just drama queens who seek attention.

>>10289795
lold

>>10287305
kek as fuck

>>10289923
that is some wild fat distribution. Is it like that just because she sits all the damn time?

>>10291681
well you'll get a car and gain all that weight back tubby tub

>>10289923
how do they even know what part to censor

>>10290569
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROuFFdxBLE

That is -all- I could think about watching that video.

>>10289320
ja ja ja

>>10292845
they roll 'em in flour and find the wet spot

>>10287029
eww
I 'll never pop bubble wrap again!

>>10287274
This is obviously sarcasm

>>10287029
dear lord !

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>>10287186
this is usa in all its glory

>>10291111
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>10291111
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>10291111
OMG HILARIOUS!

>>10290514
Tomatoes and cucumbers are fruits you fucking spoon.

>>10287305
Wew lad

>>10287218
It could be lots of things. Bacteria, sweat glands going unwashed, stasis ulcers, maybe impetigo?

Honestly it may be psoriasis, too. I don't fucking know he should have been cleaned more than once a day. It shouldn't be like that.

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>>10287387
Do it man.

>>10289800
>excuses
Nice one, cake boss

>>10287186
Don't mind me while I haul my fucking wife with the strength of a thousand horses

>>10291213
God speed

>>10287387
I am 6 inches taller and around the same weight but I'm not fat. Really confusing to be reading this.

>>10291621
There cheese and potatoes.

>>10289903

Its like someone dropped her off the roof and she went splat but didn't die.

>>10291444

No dude. Its not that simple. Take an intro to biochemistry course. You'll look less stupid.

>>10287305
You won

>>10289772
It aired long before your birth.

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>>10293378
Stop

Why does insurance even cover these massive wastes of life? Let them die. Same with the lazy Medicaid fucktards.

>>10290890
fucking nightmarish

>>10290319
>Stwrong

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>>10293773
Hammer Time

>>10291008
>being this retarded

>>10293339
Sauce?

>>10291243
this is not /fit

>>10289903
Diamonds!

>>10287029
The best part about this thread is all the hate, stay mad fitfags. btw i'm a fat fuck who's probably banged more 10s than you have

>>10287387
I've never been overweight, but soda started making me feel like shit. That said, I've always had the craving for it. I've found shit like Perrier (sparkling water) helps satisfy that craving without actually having the sugar.

Perrier is overpriced bullshit though. I just grab the 2 liter bottles of seltzer from the grocery store and stick them in the fridge.

What I don't get, is how the fuck people can end up like this? Like to the point you are so fucking big that you are bed-ridden, and can't move your ass anymore. Do they literally just do absolutely nothing all day but sit around and eat? The amount of calories that you'd have to take in to get that big is fucking astounding.
It's shit like
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>>10287029
All of these make me so depressed. Like that one where the bitch couldn't even correct her skiing stance, was in pain, and couldn't do fuck all about it. Have these people never exercised, or done a sport in their whole entire life? Do they not comprehend how fucked, and downright useless their body is? Do they just not give a fuck about their health at all? Or is education so shit, that people just straight up don't know shit about how to eat right, and don't get that exercise is important? I'm not super-athlete or whatever, and I sometimes eat like a goddamn pig, but I could never imagine getting like any of the people in this thread.

>>10290311
jesus i would suicide so hard if that were me.

>>10289903
>T-2000

>>10287387
Went from 280 fat to 220 muscle at 6 feet. Knew what road I was going down and bailed. Glad you saw the light. You'll make it to the other side. Just stay dedicated.

>>10289930
and he goes right for the money

>>10289934
Really? They start her with a fucking brussel sprout?

>>10287387
Good on you anon. Everyone's been giving advice, so I just thought I'd give mine:
>Drink a bottle of water before every meal
> Try your best to have at the most three meals a day. Try to get out of that habit of "oh I'll just have a little snack", it's that type of shit that makes you over-eat, and I'm still guilty of doing this.
>If you want to drink something flavored, try making iced herbal tea. None of that Brisk shit, LEGIT TEA. It helped me a ton.
>Gum. Seriously, gum. Trident layers is some of my favorite. It's basically like candy, with basically no calories.
Good luck man. Making that change to get out of your habits is gonna be a bit tough, but you can pull through.

>>10289903
bitch literally got 3 asscheeks

>>10289934
nigga brussel sprouts are shit
wheres the broccoli/carrot/cauliflower/zuccini

that shit is cash

>>10291022
Nope!
I really am happy with myself, my man.
>married to younger woman
>upper-middle income
>upper-upper family
>collect guns
>hunt on my own 260 acres
>travel twice a year. Been through dozens of countries
I've lived life like I'm about to die since I had a close scrape with death 20 years ago, and it's been a fuckin blast!
The only thing I regret is that more fat = more boyancy when SCUBA diving. I gotta carry several lead bricks strapped to me to pull me down.

Bonus round: got stabbed by a fuckin gypsy in Poland 13 years ago. Being fat saved my life.

>>10289923
W-WUT?

>>10289924
One can clearly see the nerve gas being spilled form that yellow bag on the counter. Poor fatty never had a chance

>>10289934
LOL
everytime

>>10289930
Shit reminds me of the Zora King in Ocarina of Time

>>10289941
jesus, is that mold? i though it was some sort of infection

>>10287186
Hauling home the catch.

>>10289923
Why does her ass have spoilers?

>>10289934

I feel like i'm the the only person in existence who actually likes brussel sprouts

>>10289768
Rip all super tall people who are kind of chubby.

Was it kino?

I eat like a fucking pig but I am skinny as fuck
You scrubs wish you were this lucky

>>10287387

You're gonna make it.

>>10294193
Same, you tall and athletic?

>>10292645
Goes by Lacy Channing/Britney Blue

Wish I could find new stuff from her

>>10290087
lmfao

>>10289923
her ass looks like a fully packed camping backpack

>>10294052
>broccoli/carrot/cauliflower
My nigga.

When I worked at a crepery when I was 15 for my first high school job like ten years ago my boss used to pound cauliflower away while salting it, shit tasted delish.

>>10289899
btw she is masaging her belly to fit more food in, I'm not joking, that is what she says.

>>10289936
That is the smartest plan.
>make a restaurant designed around killing fat people
>entice them in
>make them eat more food until they either die or reach 350 so they can eat free food
>systematically march the fats to their own deaths.
>Hitler would be proud

>>10294171
most of my family likes Brussel Sprouts.

>>10287408
ex fatty here. Quit bein a fatass fatty. You gonna make it brah

can we euthanize all morbidly obese people?

>>10292743
no those are lymphedemas. Anything that looks more like a water ballon stuck on to a fatty is those usually

>>10289744
>Everybody eating up this deliciousness

Enjoy it you greasy bastard

>>10294171
brussels sprouts are fucking delicious

>>10287029
Motherfucker, this is the kind of shit that makes me want to do excercise, I can't imagine what must it feel having your body rotting and seeing how your disgusting infected skin just falls off

>>10289936
she doesn't look like she'd be 427

>>10289577
Fuck off Parthunax

>>10291094
where do you think we are?

>>10293973
Hahaha :D

>>10287029
>mfw theres fucking fluid running out of his body when they go over it with a towel.

this guy is literally a greasy rotten meatball

>>10289480
Terminator Genesys

>>10287029
The Great Unclean One of Papa Nurgle.

>>10291455

I weight 52kg at 180cm

>>10294107
Meep. Meep.

>>10287387
Good luck! Don't give up no matter how hard it seems.

>>>/fit/

>>10289930
The text you see in the first two frames translates to.
-Far beyond what any man should need to perform.
Which makes me think of how that poor guy probably has to clean her ass-canyons with a rag.

>>10287387
I used to drink a lot of pop, I'm not fat but kinda on the not skinny side at 210 6'5". I started drinking coffee, black, and haven't gone back

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>>10291123

Thanks, I guess.

>>10287387

Go, anon-kun.

>>10287029
More i have inrection

>>10289934
Shame you casuals don't know the beauty of properly cooked/seasoned/seared veggies. Brussel Sprouts are fantastic if you dont fuck up manipulating the flavor. That she she was eating looked like he microwaved it, that is a TERRIBLE introduction to veggies.

>>10291213
gOD sPED