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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
https://qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
https://discord.gg/zP789wR

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
https://my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg

>Chink Shit Infographic "Eiaosi's a Shit Edition"
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Anon bought some "Gillette" razor blades >>59799668
• Anon reviews the "Fender" branded leather guitar strap, suspects its fake leather but it feels durable and strong >>59800181 >>59800221 >>59800243
• Anon needs a bigger reflector for his plant >>59800415
• Anon in need of some support for his Orange Pi Zero >>59801155 >>59801343
• NES/Famicom minis are popping up on AliExpress >>59801681
• Anon is happy with his $4 rubiks cube >>59802532
• Anon reviews his Redmi Note 3 Pro >>59803306
• Anon considers upgrading his RN3P after its screen starts acting up >>59803427
• Argentinian makes a profit selling KZ Ate for 10x the price they normally go for >>59805740
• Anon gets a new strap for his Jap watch >>59807282
• Jack Ma meets up with Jabba the Hutt >>59807589 >>59807600
• Get your $5 off $25 coupon, they're about to start again >>59809258 >>59798641

Previous thread >>59799537
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>>59809627
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>>59809627
>Argentinian makes a profit selling KZ Ate for 10x the price they normally go for >>59805740
*100x
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>>59809814
It's argentinian pesos, not dollars you retard.
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How long before buyer protection ends do I have to open a dispute? Can I open one afterward?
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What aquarium / turtle-tank accessories would be genuinely safe to purchase off ali?
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>>59809854
>til that "$" means argentinian pesos
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>>59805740
are these things actually better than random skullcandy-branded earbuds? if so, by how much?
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>>59809897
Anything that doesn't contain electricity.
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>>59809894
You can open a dispute as long as you have buyer protection but you only get one dispute per order. After you confirm your order, you have 15 days remaining to open a dispute.
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RIP Iver's package
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>>59803034
Regular Famiclones, yes. This thing is however meant to replicate Nintendo's Famicom Mini, likely using the same NOAC technology.
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they have ps3 controllers for cheap and ps4, what's the quality like?
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>>59809966
>You can open a dispute as long as you have buyer protection but you only get one dispute per order. After you confirm your order, you have 15 days remaining to open a dispute.
what happens if I don't confirm the order before buyer protection ends?

also, is it always extended by 15 days, or is it just limited to that?
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>>59810051
Why not just use a raspberry pi or an orange pi?
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>>59810129
I would say that about the original Famicom mini too, but this thing is actual clone hardware, and it works out of the box since the games are built in. Not interested though, I have an AV Famicom and an Everdrive for it.
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>>59809903
>Thepesois the currency ofArgentina, identified by the symbol$preceding the amount

Which sound more likely, that he's selling them for 1199 pesos = ~80 USD or that he's selling them for 1199 USD? Especially considering it's an Argentinian site they're being sold on.
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>>59810145
>and it works out of the box since the games are built in
only 30 though right? would be better if it had the entire library desu, what the hell is the point in including just 30
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>buying shit with credit cards
>feeding the jews
>getting mad at other people for not doing the same
s m h f a m
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>>59810239
no one cares what you do you NEET faggot
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>>59810104
Are you not confirming because you haven't received it or you trying to scam the seller? Basically, don't let your protection run out, you can always ask the seller to extend protection on the basis you did not get your stuff.

>is it always extended by 15 days
Yes, once the order is complete, you have only 15 days to file a dispute.
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>>59810173
That's how many games Nintendo's official version has.
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>>59810303
To note on top, seller can continue to extend protection. However it's up to you on when you want to dispute it.

I had a seller extend protection twice for me and I still did not see my package. Instead of extending the 3rd time, I just opted for the refund.
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>shipping when using in the app is cheaper than when using the website from a desktop pc
wtf aliexpress...
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Does the seller's guaranteed shipping time actually mean anything? One of these sellers charges only 20 cents more but guarantees 15-day shipping as opposed to the 60-day guarantee from the other seller. Is that reliable or is it just bullshit?
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>>59810304
isn't this the original NES? I thought it had hundreds of games
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>>59810420
Not the Famicom Mini.
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>>59810430
Forgot the image.
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>>59810435
>>59810430
what is it exactly? Googled it and pulled up articles from 2016 about its release. Is it a new console? If so, why only 30 games? Why not the whole library?
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any guys get any prescription eyeglasses made by ali? Some of the prices are insanely good.

One could almost make a business of being a middle man and what not just putting orders in with client Rx mail directly to house.
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>>59810408
Is that reliable or is it just bullshit?
Nobody can answer you for sure, but for 20 cents why don't you do it and find out. If I saw this option I would use it every time.
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>>59810468
>Nobody can answer you for sure
I'm asking if Aliexpress actually forces vendors to honor this or if it's just marketing FUD to get me to pay more for the same product

It's an actual site feature which is why I asked. There is a specific slot for this information.
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>>59810458
Because it's for normies, and getting all the games would be hard license-wise, and it wouldn't work with their virtual console shit.
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My chink yixing teapot came yesterday
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>>59810466
Better than http://www.zennioptical.com/ ?
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>>59810498

Using this one for Taiwanese oolong
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>>59810495
>and it wouldn't work with their virtual console shit
they use virtual console on this tiny ass system? it's not just some embedded thing with the same (functionally) hardware as the original famicom?
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>>59810491
If the guarantee is 15 days, then Aliexpress will side with you when the delivery is late. It isn't marketing.
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>>59810498
>>59810514
>Taiwan

LISTEN THERE IS ONLY ONE CHINA AND "TAIWAN" DOESN'T EXIST.
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>>59810533
Jesus fuck, you're dense. The original version uses emulation, and it uses a new emulator unrelated to the one Virtual Console uses, at least on the Wii and Wii U, I dunno about the Switch. What I meant how it wouldn't work with the Virtual Console shit was solely meant business-wise.

The clone you can find on AliExpress is likely a Famiclone using a NOAC, with a built-in multicart.
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>>59810498
that sucks
its an ugly teapot and it looks shitty and cheap.
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>intel 2011 board for 50 bux
>two e5-2680's for 40 bux each
>4 gigs of ECC DDR3 1666MHz for 9 dollars each
and it's all real and functional
what in the fuck
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>>59810540
ok thanks
>>59810568
>Jesus fuck, you're dense
Yeah, I'm dense for not knowing much about random children's toys you autistic cunt
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>>59810557
0.5 RMB has been deposited to your Zhonghua Development Trust account
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>>59810557
What is Taipei city then?
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>>59810596
engineering samples, they'll probably work fine but you might get a BSOD every now and then
you can get the same shit on ebay
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>>59810514
Its probably made of human chink shit and dirt clay from a river. i really dislike it and its an ugly REAL pos
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>>59810505
on zennioptical you start by paying $10 for the shipping only
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>>59810592
It was 7 GBP and you get what you pay for. The airhole on the lid doesn't stop water flow when you put your finger over it but as a teapot, it's more than functional. Leave the autism for another day.
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My Clip+ is broken, what is a good replacement? I was thinking the agptek a20.
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>>59810666
I love my Fiio X1, the old model, that is. Rockbox-support isn't finished though.
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>>59810640
On ali you pay ~$10 for frame and +$15 for each crystal.
I'm thinking about buying a frame for my broken rimless, though.
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>>59810466
>One could almost make a business of being a middle man and what not just putting orders in with client Rx mail directly to house.
top kek, until they get the Rx checked by a local ophthalmologist or optician and discover that the PD is off by 1-2mm, the axis is slightly off, etc. Good luck with astigmatism etc. Zennioptical can barely keep a lid on this shit and you expect some random aliexpress seller who is literally doing exactly what you postulate doing here, just acting as a shitty middle-man to a mediocre chinese lens grinder, to be able to deliver? It can happen, there's no doubt in my mind, but I'm willing to bet that literally 50% of their prescriptions are off in at least some small but significant way

t. insurance auditor
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>>59810629
SR0GY, so C1.
Also engineering samples getting BSODs is an ancient engineering meme as they nowadays come with the same voltage regulations and maximums as release.
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The chink plant is a OK by the way.
in no ways is it not ok!
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Calling all /csg/ plant autists
Join us over at >>>/out/csg/ Chink Seed General
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>>59810695
My advice stays the same: buy just the frames, fit the prescription lenses locally.
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I've seen guys here ordering el. toothbrush heads, but are there are any universal ones ? Or anyone can advise me if some would fit on this toothbrush ?

thx
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>>59810725
>engineering samples are now identical to release stepping hur dur
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>>59810755
thank god, fuck off and stay there
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Dear chinkanons,
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-ENGEYA-Super-Lightweight-Titanium-Alloy-Glasses-Frame-Classic-Fashion-Optical-Rimless-Glasses-Frames-For-Men/32719204524.html
Will I be able to assemble this at home? My actual frame is broken on the hinges.
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>>59810814
>assemble this at home
?????
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>>59810814
Depends on the size
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>>59810845
The connecting between the frame and the crystals.
>>59810884
Size? Aren't the connections universal?
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how do you add a store coupon when buying in the aliexpress app? also, can these coupons be added when you already are using other coupons?
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>>59810907
it should be
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>>59810907
>>59810814
you cannot do this at home.
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>>59810931
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/eyeglasses-pliers-eyewear-pliers-sunglasses-plies-eyeglasses-accessories-eyewear-part-JR018/561867932.html
What about using this?
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hi /csg/ I'm starting to get bored with growing mint and it all feels meh to me
i wanna start buying moss balls and all these weird colored flowers and start planting them round the neghbourhood like i dont wanna plant in my own house because it could be toxic n shit but what if I stealth plant them in my neighbours lawn in the morning or something i dunno
give recommedations for seeds guys or msg on discord
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>>59810787
In most modern cases, yes, there is barely any difference between a C0 and C1, E5-2670 was 1:1 on C0 and C1.
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>>59810979
btw how hard is it to grow chrysantheum indoors?
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>>59810918
The store coupon will apply when you pay for your order as long as you meet the minimum purchase. It will also stack with Aliexpress coupons.
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>>59810742
How do I check that the chink plant is OK to eat?
if it's mint like everyone on /csg/ says, I wanna try it , I'll ask ck too
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>>59810988
>most
>barely
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>>59810633
>dirt clay
Are you legitmately retarded?
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This picture was made with a Doogee phone.
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>>59811055
Yes, the card is referenced as a Xeon E5 instead of a Xeon E5-XXXX, that is a difference but not enough to be actually relevant, Linux might throw a bitchfit over it but you can just manually specify that it is indeed E5-XXXX.
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What do?
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>>59810998
>>59810979
How do I make moss grow fast like this?
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my zircon rock broke after a little less than a year, which is pretty good going. (can only use it with mic button pressed or if i put them halfway in).
should i bother trying to fix them or should i just buy the newest meme headphones?

also, are there any good cheap speakers? keeping in mind i need an aux input
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>>59811151
Outsider you know you can buy seeds locally
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>>59810979
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mongolian-Giant-Sunflower-Seeds-20-Seeds-heirloom-edible-ornamental-sunflowers-E3564/32680888375.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-Time-limited-Regular-Novel-Plant-Pots-Planters-Plants-New/32393737969.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/300-bag-Giant-Strawberry-Seeds-Rare-Big-as-a-Peach-Fragaria-ananassa-L-Maximus-Strawberry-fruit/32270878558.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/100-Blue-Fescue-Grass-Seeds-Festuca-glauca-perennial-hardy-ornamental-grass-so-easy-to-grow-grass/1391043_32549597643.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Flower-seeds-Delphinium-Seeds-beautiful-Flower-Plant-home-garden-flower-plant-AA/32606255306.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/20Pcs-giant-pumpkin-seeds-halloween-pumpkin-organic-seeds-Vegetables-Nutrient-rich-food-NON-GMO-Edible-plants/32762608396.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Flower-seeds-lady-lavender-seeds-aromatic-lavender-25-PCS-bag-flower-pots-planters-Original-packaging-Home/1777841561.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Promotion-600-pcs-24-kinds-strawberry-seeds-green-black-blue-orange-white-red-pink-rose-seeds/32394938489.html
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>>59810975
I found this: https://youtu.be/PGNHyZ0QD78?t=8m14s
Just replacing the frame seems house able.
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>>59810979
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/40-pcs-bag-sunflower-seeds-sunflower-seeds-for-planting-bonsai-flower-seeds-10-colours-Natural-growth/32665721363.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/15pcs-Flowers-Fortune-Sunflower-Fortune-Sunflower-Seeds-Flowers-Seeds-Red-Sun-Fortune-Bloom-Garden-Seeds-Bonsai/32327229350.html
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Should I?
http://s.aliexpress.com/i2UNJvem
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recommend some things to spend the $5 off $25 coupon on. I already got the essentials like earphones and powerbanks
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>>59811446
seeds
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>>59811440
God damn there are so many chink things I would love to have 20 years ago, I'm too old for this shit now. If I ever have kids I would buy them loads of chink shit.
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>>59811516
It's never too old, anon :)
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All hail the shitband 2!!!

http://www.gizbot.com/wearable-technology/news/xiaomi-mi-band-2-is-the-winner-2017-red-dot-design-award-039763.html
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>>59811546
Is it worth it? Its cheap
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>>59811611

I've been using one for two weeks now. I'm very impressed with the battery life (didn't have to take it off and charge yet), but there are some issues like the inability to monitor daytime naps or your heart rate passively throughout the day.
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Can someone tell me how to fully block this with ublock origin? I right click, block element, click create, but I am left with a white box that returns every time I refresh the page. How to I block the white box as well?
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>>59811700
Thats a lightbox, not an ad, you can't block it
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>>59811717
>you can't block it
Well that makes the randomizer a major pain in the ass to use.
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Any of you bought cheap bluetooth earphones? what did you buy and would you recommend it?
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Get chink WD HDD
www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_364520.html
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What are some good USB-C cables?
My current one is charging really slowly
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>>59811156
Use yoghurt
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Decent cover for chinkmi Note 4X?
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>>59811700
Use the ublock equivalent of noscript instead
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>>59810742
where did you buy it?
[spoiler] live in the netherlands so i can just buy seeds in the store but i wanna try to order it online just because i can [/spoiler]
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>>59812261
On aliexpress
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>>59811633

It seems to pick up my heart rate often enough for it to have a decent average, but there's no graph or anything no. Been using mine since november and it's been impressive so far for this little money. Combined with my Redmi phone it really works flawless.
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>>59812378
>>59812378
so just random mint seeds or is there one seller that sells this kind of mint
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>>59812414
>tripfag
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>>59811440
For the meme
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>>59811825
I wonder, is this reliable? also, could the shipping itself damage it somehow?
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>>59812477
>regular fag
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Outsider stop forcing this chink seed meme
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Chink'd
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>>59810557
T A I W A N # 1
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I want to buy a chink laptop, not xiaomi too expensive.
Any suggestions? I would like something between 14 an 15.6''
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>>59813019
>chink laptop
why would you do that
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>>59813019
Chuwi Lapbook 14.1
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>>59813019
used thinkpad
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What's Milo doing on AliExpress??
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>>59813150

He had to get a job after being exposed as a child rapist pedophile.
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>>59813213
>bait
wew
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>>59813150
BASED MILO
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>>59811611
>>59811633
my typical battery life, with heart rate turned off and with plenty of notifications
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>>59811440
this is fun but just get one at a thrift store
you (or your kids) will get bored of it in a few weeks, then you can donate it back to the thrift store
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>>59813121

They're really not bad if you get the right one.
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>>59811611
tl;dr: it's great quality but limited in features (not necessarily bad)

I have a mi band 1 and I fucking love it, blows the fitbit the fuck out all day every day
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Best chink earphones for 10$? KZ ATE look like dog shit.
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>>59811156
Moss is slippery. Slipping on stairs is a bad idea.
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>>59813445
agreed, I think it's worthwhile just for use as a watch which vibrates for notifications, and the fitness tracking stuff is a bonus
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>>59813421

are there any third party apps that work with it? I find Mi Fit kind of shite
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>>59813461
Rock Zircon
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>>59813488
how so? I hardly ever open Mi Fit because I don't check fitness data often - if you want, you could turn on Google Fit sync and just view fitness data there

for setting up notifications and such, there's an app called Mi Band Tools which is supposed to add some functionality, but it costs a couple bucks so I haven't gotten around to trying it yet
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>>59813125
they were at 210€/$ a few weeks ago on gearbest. now they are priced 299.... wtf.
Anyone have a discount code/seller on the chuwi lapbook 14.1 with the apollo lake cpu?
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>>59813518
But those are 13$ anon.

What about Bluedio N2?
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>>59811700
These worked for me


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>>59813558

Because I use an old throwaway phone as mp3 player at the gym in case shit happens and switching Mi Fit accounts/pairing the device between phones can be a pain. I don't understand why you can't log with your Xiaomi account on more than one device.
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>>59813615
http://m.gearbest.com/iphone-headsets/pp_234355.html?wid=21
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>>59813633
This worked, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
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>>59813633
>including a www
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>tfw you want to buy some things from aliexpress, buy you don't have a CC, and there are no other good payment options
looks like they don't want my money
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>>59814196
Ask your mommy if she'll let you use hers
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>>59814196
>doesn't just use a visa gift card
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>>59811156
Moss will only grow in dark and wet places, like stone facing north. That's a basic hint, for more I would go >>>/out/ as they might know more about gardening.
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>>59814196
debit card woks too retardo
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>>59814213
she won't

>>59814219
those things don't exist in my country

>>59814247
I'd need an international credit/debit card, and because I've only been at my current job for a few months, no one will give me one
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>>59814400
What kind of country are you from?
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>>59814400
not even maestro that weird. Where is that ?
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>>59811825
>trash HDD for not so good price
Why would you buy a 1 TB WD Blue, when for similar price per GB you can get an enterprise HDD?
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>>59810699
I've had worse experience with frames direct unfortunately. Their lense coating fails soon after the 1 year.

Guess I'll bring in all my glasses to get checked next appointment.

Thing with ali shops is no need for current Rx
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>>59814427
>>59814450
a country where "free market" reigns, and a single association of banks has us taken by the balls
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>>59814483
Portugal?
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>>59813484
does it show seconds on the 2nd gen?
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Ali refuses my payment and wants me to file an appeal and upload all sorts of documents. What is this shit?
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>>59814219
Can't use 'em for overseas purchases
t. patriot act
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>>59811131
Looks cool. Nice Bokeh
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>>59810699
So you're saying zenn is good?
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>>59814589
The list scrolls and loops. There are only 100 prizes, to every 100th buyer, from the last 10k before hitting 100 million. Read rules (of the promo).
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Opinions on eyebuydirct
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>>59814599
Nice meme.
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Anyone who knows anything about chink electric blankets? I'm gonna need one in about half a year.
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ali's about to get the 100 million shit
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Why are the prices on goybest always fucked up? The 64 and 128gb versions of the Mi Note 2 cost the same.
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>>59815135
wish i had a spare email
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>>59815023
They set you on fire.
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It looks like the system is busy. Please try again!
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>>59815534
I wonder if there will actually be good coupons or just $1 store coupons for fake hair and shit.
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>>59815555
I wonder if there will be any coupons at all and not just 2+3 coins.
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So according to round 2, I'm to believe they received 10,000 first time orders in 3 hours and 7 mins. That's pretty fucking nuts.
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>>59815644
everybody tried a new account to get free shit
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why doesn't the flip and win work? the fucking star and burger guys pop up when i try to tap it
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>>59815657
Yeah I'm sure some of it is but that is still a lot of 'new' orders in such a short time.
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>>59810596
links?
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>>59811151
DESIGNATE
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Whoops, looks like the game is no longer accessible from the app. Makes me wonder why.
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>>59815961
They need to stop people from hammering their servers while they fix it.
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>>59814196
>buying stuff online without a debit or credit card
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>>59815313
Is this really true, or just a meme?
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What would you even do with an Orange Pi Zero? Can anyone give me some examples?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Orange-Pi-Zero-H2-Quad-Core-Open-source-512MB-development-board-beyond-Raspberry-Pi/32761500374.html
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>>59816056
if gearbest sold orange pis for the same price they are being sold at aliexpress, I'd use paypal yo buy them there
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>>59816146
servers, copmuting stuff, IoT stuff, etc
do note that these things don't have video output
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>>59810081
I'm interested in getting a DS3 since mine is a bit wonky. According to the reviews on Ali the fake DS3 is pretty close to the real deal but they won't say how close. The DS4 review states that it lacks the 3.5mm jack and the touchpad is actually a giant button. Also the buttons are pretty loud and clicky.

tl;dr: I'd get the DS3 since it's 6 bucks. If it ends up being trash at least it was $6 trash. This week I saw a deal on the first gen DS4 for ~$30 but I'm a huge indecisive faggot and didn't buy it.
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>>59816201
>don't have video output
fug.
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Good chinese mints and chink seeds will come to your door but only if you post "Roll tight smoker" in this thread
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It's been an hour and they still didn't fix it. Ma is certainly going to get some people tossed through the window.
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>>59814516
2nd gen? I wasn't aware there was more than one version of the mi band 2. mine doesn't show seconds, but it does show the date
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>>59816336
buy the other orange pis, only the zeros don't have video output
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can anyone recommend a good taobao agent?

i want to buy another pair of multi driver iems, have asked for a quote from bhiner as they let you tell them what value to put on the package and i want to avoid import fees, but i don't know if this is something all agents will do
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>>59801155
>>59801343
>>59801458
24 hours have passed. Here you have:
https://pastebin.com/dMRHFwPk

I love this boards, I can't wait to know the 3g/4g price one.
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>>59816517
Name of those IEMs?
I'm interested in this too
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>>59816345
Is it mint tho?
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>>59817057
https://world.taobao.com/item/546106519313.htm

i'm gonna buy the 7 driver one. as far as multi driver iems go these are the cheapest i've seen, and apparently use knowles drivers
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How many should I order?
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>>59817417
>cross in the star of david

ANOTEHR SHOAH
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UiiSii HM7
Bought for US $ 5.59 from aliexpress

Comfort: 9/10 - No complaints here. Using smallest buds
Isolation: 8/10 - Good enough for around my house
Vocal: 8/10 - Very good clarity
Music: 6.5/10 - Has an ok amount of bass, highs sound a bit shrill/raspy. Mids ok as far as I can tell. Overall a bit tiring to listen to
In-line Mic: 9/10 - Good position and and surprisingly impressive quality

Cable: Doesn't tangle easily but still deformed from packaging
Play/Pause Button: Werks on android 4.4.2
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>>59809627
POST YOUR FAVORITE CHINK BASEBALL CAP OR YOU GET THE KNIFE!!!
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Which one's better?

Doogee Shoot 1

Or

Doogee Shoot 2
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u-unban me p-please
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>>59816940
thanks m8. btw, do you know what wifi chip the zero uses, and if it supports monitor mode?

sadly, I still can't buy the orange pi zero, because I don't have a credit card...

>I can't wait to know the 3g/4g price one.
that's interesting... this one?
http://www.cnx-software.com/2017/01/08/orange-pi-zero-plus-board-based-on-rda8810pl-cortex-a5-processor-to-support-bluetooth-and-gsm/
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>>59811633
Get the app "notify and fitness for miband" there is a exercise tracking that is actually a nap track, you can put it to monitor you heart rate up to 10s, on the exercise mode or in the normal use. Very nice app with a lot of customizations
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>>59813488
"Notify and fitness for miband"
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>>59817848
>do you know what wifi chip the zero uses
Nope and that idiot board isn't booting now.
>and if it supports monitor mode?
I haven't tried. I have a TP Link 722N on the USB port for monitor mode, best budget wifi card I have tried.

>that's interesting... this one?
Nope, that's the 2G one. There is a 3G/4G coming in a few months (Source: reddit). I'll probably be buying the 2G one as it will probably be way cheaper.
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>>59816418
>orange pi w/ hdmi output costs one dollar more than the one without

i dont know if im ready for that commitment
>>
https://www.fasttech.com/products/1901/10001878/4528800
Is it worth?? I want an automatic knife. I have a Ganzo right now, liking it a lot so I feel confident in getting another. Anyone had one before? is the auto blade smooth?
>>
Anyone got a hold of Julie yet?
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Got chinked twice over almost the same thing. Got a replacement glass for my k10000. Apparently all the 5 star reviews were fake. Installing this is impossible and even attempting to destroyed the LCD. I then ordered an LCD+glass 2in1 combo and it was DOA. At least the seller of the second one agreed to refund me. Been waiting almost two months, sitting on a semi-dead phone (functional other than having no display).
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>>59818369
fuck it I'm buying it! Review in 2-3 weeks
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>>59818385

Dear Friend,

Thanks for raffs
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>>59817172
7 BAs? No dynamic in the mix?
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Can the number of orders be faked? Is the number of orders the best sign of legitimacy?
>>
Where do I get a Bluetooth dongle for my kz zsts. I heard from somewhere you can replace the cable with one but I don't know what to search for
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>>59818984
Get the model for Shure
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/put-me-in-your-ears-you-dirty-little-faggot/32787157414.html
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>>59817769
2 because higher numbers are always better
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>>59818739
>Order my own shit

Just look for cyka reviews.
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>>59819068
Not for the zk's? I thought they were the meme here
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>>59819130
Zst uses the same connector m80
http://joshua-tan.com/2017/01/11/diy-budget-audiophile-bluetooth-iems-kz-zst/

Shouldn't need to sand it though
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>>59818984
Any bluetooth cable with the UE TF10 connector, you'll apparently need to shave off some of the plastic in the plug if it doesn't fit.

Most of these cables don't have aptX if that's what you fancy. AptX is usually only on MMCX cables that aren't on AliExpress and you'll then need a TF10 to MMCX converter plug or solder the TF10 termination on yourself.

Or you could skip all of that and get the HDSE, might not be the same kind of sound as the ZST but slightly less faffing about.
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>>59810742
>>59811035

You seriously can't be this dense. That's obviously cannabis, almost certainly industrial hemp.
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>>59810742
Am i missing a joke here been following these threads for the past few days and keep seeing you and your plant, i dunno what to tell you but that is not mint i hope for your sake you're just memeing but that is marijewanna.
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If this was just a couple bucks cheaper I'd pull the trigger

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Cigarette-pillow/1352181_32743923177.html
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>>59819269
The leaves looks like the mint my family friend cooks with
are you sure it is not mint? ck told me it was
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>>59819308
How did it get through customs btw?
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>>59819308
>>59819269
Sorry, replying to >>59819236
the chink plants are not a joke , I plan on buying 20 of them and planting them around the neghbourhood
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>>59816345
Roll tight smoker.

Enjoy your industrial hemp.
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>>59819329
I dunno nothing happened to me and post office didnt say nuthin
I bought chink seeds once and it came in 3 days , how is it possible ?
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>>59819308
You know you can grow mint without seeds right? Just get a decent length stem and you're good to go.
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>>59816517
basetao and taobaoring
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>>59819337

See:
>>59811275
>>59811326
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>>59814230
can you add a chemical to force it to grow? I have a neghbour I dont really like
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>>59818385
Did you use the right tools? Did you use a heat to gun to soften all the glue in the device?

Phones are delicate, 99% of the time when a repair dosen't go right it's because you're a fudge fingered incompetent.
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>>59819380
but it is not a chink plant

>>59819402
Yeah, I'm gonna add a grow light and see if it does anything to make it smell more like mint
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>>59819435
Nice memeing, friend. I too enjoy partaking of the mint.
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>>59819461
I'm deadly serious
my parents have started to complain about the smell
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>>59819503
Nice memeing, pal
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>>59819400
scrape some moss off of a surface, blend it with buttermilk and beer, then spread it where you want it to grow.

If conditions are right it will take off
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I'm gonna post a list of seeds I'm gonna buy on discord tomorrow
I just need somewhere to grow it might just grow in my neghbours lawn like I said lol dont want parents to keep complaining
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>>59819290
Buy it with some other stuff and use the 5 off 25 coupon.
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>>59819523
buy a chink greenhouse
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>>59819510
The chink plant really does smell like sweat rather than mint and ck told me it was mint not weed Imma go try find out what type of species of mint it is

>>59819519
You really think so? Thank you anon
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>>59819551
>smell like sweat
It is 95% GUARANTEED to be industrial Hemp in that case
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How can I install debian linux on dogee? I want to use it for presentations in college with hdmi and was wondering if you can just like add a mouse and keyboard

there's this kid who's saying I know nothing about phones and what better way to prove him wrong than to show my unix hacking skills? I wanna make them think I'm doing something impressive, lets say opening a presentation from the command line and switching between tty and ssh that sorta stuff
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>>59819578
fuck how do I hide this from my mom
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Everyone in here has legit lost the fucking plot.
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>mfw ali tracking says passed off to US almost a month ago
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>>59819615
Use a laptop
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>>59819627
Burn it
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>>59819637
it's not as high tech though I wanna do stuff that normal people find impressive like running a presentation from my phone or rasberry pi, I kinda like when it takes ages to set up and boot because everyone thinks you know what you're doing and you're good at programming and stuff
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>>59819655
Imma keep growing it and see how big it gets
I can always toss it in the neghbour's garden I think lol
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>>59819627
Go back in time and get a cool mom who doesn't give a shit
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>>59819632
What do you mean? seeds are like the new sharks and autism spinners

>>59819694
d-delet this
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>>59819712
Get better parents desu
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Outsider's chink seeds REEE
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Chink plant update coming soon!
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>>59817640
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-Retail-Fashion-Leisure-embroidery-POLICE-baseball-cap-snapback-hats-for-men-women-bone-cap-snap/32659014841.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-High-Quality-CIA-Letter-Embroidery-Baseball-Cap-Fashion-Leisure-Army-Fans-Snapback-Hats-Hiking/32743884757.html

h
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>>59819694
Plant it in your neighbor's yard and then report them.

Even though you can't get high off of industrial hemp, it looks just like regular marijuana that you would grow to smoke until it transitions into it's flowering phase.
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Should I buy colored chrysanthemum?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dijual-panas-22-warna-yang-tersedia-benih-krisan-krisan-Morifolium-biji-Indah-berkebun-bunga-pot-tanaman/32571452624.html
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Flip 'n' Win is available on Aliexpress app now and here are the coupons I received for spending 5 coins. US $3 off $25 and $10 off $69.
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>>59819755
Wearing those is highly illegal.

Also, nobody tell the Muslims that you can buy German police uniforms on Ali.

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32691438785.html
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>>59819783
Buy several thousand seeds and cultivate them all over your neighbourhood/local park without anyone noticing
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>>59819824
Not if you live outside the states
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>>59819835
Use a drone at night

No one will ever know
>>
Anyone know good sellers on Ali for backpacks? I just need a simple napsack to for daily use.
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>>59819824
is there a green version?
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>>59819875
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hemp-glass-vase-Zakka-transparent-glass-vase-art-small-vase-type-glass-vase/32698919670.html
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>>59819800
But for what stores? I ain't spending $25 on Brazilian Virgin hair.
>>59819824
Why buy from China when you could support fellow 4chan users and buy from their reputable store, and save money?
https://kommandostore.com/german-goretex-polizei-parka-with-3m-scotchlite/
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>>59819068
What's up with that link?
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>>59816345
Roll tight smoker
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>>59819892
see>>59819933
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>>59819933
>But for what stores?
It's not a store coupon, it's for all items in Aliexpress
>>
Looking for good camera good, battery life, less than 5.2'', B4(1700/2100)AWS band and 150-250 USD. Does someone knows of a cellphone that match?
>>
>>59819874
Nigger you have to plant them in the soil and make sure it is not covered/blocked by grass if you want them to actually survive let alone thrive.

Personally I rather go with Giant Sunflowers at least those are proven to grow

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/50-Skyscraper-12-feet-tall-Sunflower-Seeds-Easy-to-grow-home-garden-free-shipping/32272470274.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mongolian-Giant-Sunflower-15-Seeds-100-genuine-edible-sunflower-seeds-TS251T/32723156130.html
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>>59819973
Well, shit! I guess I just have bad luck. All the coupons I have seemed like really good deals, but when I check them they're all for stores I'd never buy stuff from, or they have some bullshit requirements.
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>>59819913
Think you replied to the wrong person friendo
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>>59819875
Tigernu
Muzee
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>>59820022
>bullshit requirements
The coupons will always have a minimum you need to spend but if you look at my picture, there are more general Aliexpress coupons than specific store coupons for this play.
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>>59820032
Thanks anon :)
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Anyone ordered up the 4chan pendant yet?
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>>59820129
No I don't want people thinking I am irish
>>
is it normal for one leaf of the plant to be lighter in color?
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>>59820313
I'm no expert, but I don't think it's a good thing. Probably just means that that leaf isn't getting so much light. I recently repotted some bush mint and couple leaves on it turned completely white then fell off even though they should have been getting as much light and there wasn't any shortage of water or anything, so I guess it could be anything. But really, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
>>
Is there a quality guide on the autism spinners? I want a generic one but don't want it to fall apart after a day of autistic spinning, and the prices on ali are anywhere from $1-$7
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>>59820528
You can always buy replacement bearings
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>>59819824
the chinks simply don't care as long as they can have some sales, right?
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My Urbanfuns just arrived.
The chinks included some fake foam tips as well.
I'm not an audiophile by any stretch of imagination or even someone who's particularly knowledgeable about headphones, but this sound is lovely. I also think I started to understand what "soundstage" means now.
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>>59820863
You haven't even reached the mid-fi of Chink IEMs
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What's the difference between the different colours on the foam tips though? Is it the hardness/malleability of the foam?
>>
>>59820957
Skip the mid fi and give me the Hi Fi.
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>>59819777
DELETE THIS
THIS IS ILLEGLAL!!1!
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>>59819676
Can someone answer me
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>>59820313
Generally it means the plant is running out of nitrogen, but it could be other nutrient deficiencies as well.
>>
chinks just came out with a clone of the ZT 0801Ti

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JUFULE-2017-OEM-ZT0801-BRZ-ball-bearing-Folding-D2-Blade-Titanium-handle-Camping-Hunting-Survival-Kitchen/32803994604.html

Sweet looking knife in D2 and Titanium
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>>59821022
Dunu Titans
Vsonic GR07s
RedGiant A03s
Oppo PM-3s
HifiMan
Astrotec
Tingker
Fidue
FORREST FLC8S
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Seeds are becoming the new meme, I want to get on the train.
I want to fuck with people.
Would you think buying Kudzu is the best way? I've seen the pictures online and it's genuinely scary.
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Have you guys read this book? I literally can't believe what I'm reading.
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>>59821544
Next year you'll be crying because your gov wants more tax dollars for kudzu extermination
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>>59812743
why would you buy the chink version when the real version costs about the same???
>>
any decent chink waterbottles?
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>>59821544
>Little to no actual care
>Grows fast as fuck
>Plant autopollinates
>Hard to get rid of
>Roots are deep as fuck
>Electrical Industry wastes $1 million on removing from electrical poles.
>Kills anything that lives around itself

A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR
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>>59821904
DELET DIS
>>
Anyone tried these?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Easy-UE-2-Version-Custom-Made-Around-Ear-Earphone-IEMs-Hybid-In-Ear-Headset/32577221045.html
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>>59821544
bamboo also works and even fucks up streets
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>>59821022
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Super-Audio-12BA-Custom-Made-Balanced-Armature-Kill-UE900-SE846-K3003-Around-Ear-Earphone-With/32753293777.html
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>>59821544
I've bought many different seeds and none of them grew. Better to get them locally that way they might actually work.
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>>59822091
You should buy those that are confirmed to grow

See: >>59819394
>>59820012

Protip:
Always check the Additional Feedback before making a purchase, especially in regards to seeds
>>
Are there plants that are virtually impossible to get rid off? I hate my neighbors.
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>>59822217
See
>>59821544
>>
>>59822246
Only grows in regions with mild winters. Coldest winter nights here are -10°C
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>>59822217
strangler figs
http://thedailysouth.southernliving.com/2013/09/01/five-monster-vines-you-must-never-plant/
>>
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-gift-Enmex-creative-style-cool-wristwatch-two-balance-hands-with-Fine-scale-casual-leather-strap/32779648072.html

Alright, anyone got experience with Enmex watches?

Also, E5203 or E5304
>>
>>59822333
That looks absolutely retarded. It's like they went out of their way to make the most unreadable watch face possible.
>>
>>59822333
Looks cheap and nasty

I rather get this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KAREBO-Men-Ultrathin-Semi-Circle-Time-Scale-Mechanical-Wristwatch-With-ETA2824-Automtatic-Self-Wind-Movement-Watch/32791924102.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KAREBO-Men-Business-Fluorescence-Luminous-Business-Moon-Star-Dial-Automtatic-Self-Wind-Mechanical-Wristwatch/32777380554.html
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>>59822412
not even close my guy

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2017-men-s-gift-Enmex-men-women-creative-red-cross-design-wristwatch-breathe-freely-strap-sports/1290167_32791774886.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2016-men-s-gift-Enmex-men-creative-changing-coil-wristwatch-waterproof-design-light-sports-cool-3d/1290167_32717972377.html
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>>59821544
>kudzu
NO!
Growing weed is one thing.
Destroying entire ecosystems "for the lulz" is another.
I live in the south. People actually pay for them to get kudzu removed.
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>>59822555
Stop encouraging him
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New thread here
>>59822599
>>59822599
>>59822599
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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