/csg/ Chink Shit General

>Last thread's news
• Slavs come up with a script to farm eggs on Banggood's Easter Egg game >>59788439 >>59788447
• Anon gets bored by his new spinner >>59780687
• Anon gets some spill proof lids >>59781441
• Another anon got that cheap Rolex from AliExpress >>59782233
• Anon receives a Beelink mediaplayer and a car charger >>59782423
• Anon has some components show up >>59782709
• Anon got a great deal on the Rock Mula during the Anniversary Sale, only had to pay 27cents for it >>59785065
• Anon's niece dropped his spinner and it doesn't spin so well anymore >>59785812
• Anon posts some nice looking Zuk Z2 Pro shots >>59787401
>>59787465 >>59787508 >>59787580
• Redditor purchases a speedometer off AliExpress >>59787488
• Anon gets his $3.50 wallet in, its decent >>59788402 >>59788432
• Anon reviews a bluetooth controller >>59789105
• Anon has some custom prints made of Shibe's wearing outfits >>59789920
• 0utsider posts yet another picture of his plant >>59792079

>>59799537
Thinking of getting this for my first tablet;
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_602714.html?wid=11

However, a review online mentions constant static from the 3.5mm jack. Yet nobody else has mentioned it. Anyone have one to confirm?

Im reposting coz i got no answers last time . Apologies if its a noob question, but i did not find an answer.

Hi /csg/ so i ordered tada68 from aliexpress a while ago and it still hasn't arrived. There are 3 days until the order closes.
Do i open a dispute few hours before it does so to get a refund, or do i wait for the thing to be finished before I do ?
Thanks in advance :)

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I bought some "gillette" razor blades from ali, used them and for the money they are very good.

>>59799636
Dispute before the time runs out. Give a bit more than a few hours tho.

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anybody won something with that bangood bot java script?

Three more things are sent out today, after I ordered a new band 2 strap when I was strunk last night. Also bought 3 linen pair of pants.

Yo, link me retarded/weird hats/beanies on ebay. I got a gift card i wanna abuse.

>>59799669
12 hrs or 24 ?

So what is the new hot chink thing to buy?

>>59799688
No, is that thing over already?

>>59799636
You can't open a dispute when your protection runs out, so you need to do so before it expires. Can I suggest maybe you give the seller a chance? Your item is on the way but the seller has no control of shipping time once they send it. So you can message the seller now and ask to extend protection, then wait a little longer before you go for a refund. That's what I would do because I want the seller to get paid.

>>59799695
Just do it now and ask for an extension like >>59799739 said.

>>59799554
>• 0utsider posts yet another picture of his plant >>59792079

God damn chinkweed autist

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>• Useful reminder to Scandinavians to use Hong Kong Post >>59796965 →
To the >>>/trash/ it goes

t.Finn

>>59799739

AliExpress gives like a 3 months deadline to resolve disputes, if the parcel didn't arrive by then it never will.

Repostin'
id like recs for a good quality folding utility knife to open boxes and cut tape and the like

>>59799628
Did the guy on techtablet channel mention it in his review? He is pretty thorough so if he didn't then I it could be just an isolated incident.

>>59799912
So if i understand right, i should contact the seller and ask them to extend the protection by a month and if the keyboard won't arrive by then, open a dispute before time runs out and I'll get a refund ?
Also quads get ?

>>59799972

If you've been waiting for your product for 3 months and it's not being held up by your country's customs I think it's safe to assume he tried to chink you. I wouldn't even bother with an extension, Jack Ma will process your refund instantly if the tracking code shows you didn't get anything.

>>59800097
I have been waiting for 57/8 days, but online it says that i have 2 days more. So yeah im contemplating between messaging the seller or just disputing the order

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My "leather" fender branded guitar strap came in. The "leather" is flaking at parts, and is a bit stiff. At least it feels durable and strong.

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>>59800181
Close up of fender branding. I'm pretty sure it's a fake.

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>>59800221
The back of the strap is this felt type material.

>>59799912
>AliExpress gives like a 3 months deadline to resolve disputes
Where does it say this? Sorry but I think you are incorrect, as long as you have buyer protection, you are entitled to open a dispute. The only limit that exist is once you confirm your order, then you have 15 days remaining to file a dispute for other reasons.

>if the parcel didn't arrive by then it never will
Many anons still receive their stuff after 3 months, after they have gotten a refund already.

>>59800156
Just ask for an extension. I live in Canada and our post is really slow for some odd reason and I always get stuff in that 60-90 day period.

is there a /csg/ approved big ass battery bank (hopefully without housefire)

>>59800301
Romoss Sense 6
or xiaomeme one

Enjoy shipping one of those fuckers

Looking for some cheap HDMI splitter for my PC/PS3/PS4 setup. Any recommendations?

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Looks like i am going to need a bigger reflector
because the chink plant is growing faster than ever before!

Any recommendations for an air mouse/keyboard? The kind you use to control a media box from your couch.

>>59799841
It's kinda funny that the russkies can get their shit delivered by the Finnish post service but us Finns can't
http://www.posti.fi/business-news/english/current/2015/20150608_Alibaba_group.html

>>59799628
Use Bluetooth headphones and it won't be a issue

>>59800415
why didn't you get a chink grow lamp?

>>59799692
Link to pants.

>>59800577
too unreliable and expensive.
cfl cost me only 4$ or so and wont do housefire

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>>59800481
Isn't this because the cargo-ship itself is unable to get closer to areas such as the Baltic Sea. Thus leaving it to us to take care of the rest of the orders.

Nevertheless, really interesting. Maybe this is why Posti is complaining about this chinkshit phenomenon :D.

>>59800243
Real leather is that 'material' on the back too.

>>59800415
i think thats mint

>>59800656
Pretty sure most chink shit from China to Finland comes by either road, air or rail.

what are good $20-30 earbuds? i've heard of monks but i'm willing to spend a bit more than that

>>59800743
Xiaomi Hybrid pro

pls knife recs anyone

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>>59800868

>>59800784
not >>59800743, but how do these compare to senfer ues ?

Zuk Z2 is around 230 aud now.

Any ausfags in here own one? How is it? How's signal strength on your carrier? I'm on optus.

>>59801066
If anyone owns one I'd really appreciate a mini review with battery life and a couple of camera samples please.

for those who have an orange pi zero:

- what linux image are you running?
- could you please run this command in a terminal:

ls -lAR /lib/modules/`uname -r` > /tmp/ls-lar.txt

and upload the file somewhere?
(this command will list all the kernel modules that are available in your system, which is something I want to know before buying the orange pis)

thanks

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>>59800897
>inb4

>>59801155
Don't do this. That command kills your SBC!

>>59801155
I use: https://www.armbian.com/orange-pi-zero/

https://pastebin.com/7da5rcwz
I don't have it here, I cheat'd. I mounted the .img, vesion 5.25 of Debian Jessie. Last as of now. Will post a real one in 24h if you want.

losetup --partscan --find --show Armbian_5.25_Orangepizero_Debian_jessie_default_3.4.113.img; ls -lAR /mnt/lib/modules/3.4.113-sun8i/

>>59801325
If no knife then how defend wife from the Muslim bad man?

>>59801347
Ya punch the cunt m8. As bloody simple as that. :^)

>>59801347
chavs are the bigger danger

>>59801375
He has bombs. The fuck do I do then?

>>59801416
You disgust me.

>>59801343
>Will post a real one in 24h if you want
that would be very nice, thanks a lot m8


>>59801328
fuck you

>>59801458
Fuck you for turning my orange pi pc plus into a steamy poo!

It made mustard gas and killed my puppy :(

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>>59801416

>>59801519
kek

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>>59801519
>be Muslim
>live in beautiful country
>fuck country up beyond repair
>dislike living in shitty country
>move to new country
>repeat

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>>59799537
holy shit I didn't realize this but famiclone minis are thing now

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CoolBaby-RS-36-classic-retro-30-anniversary-video-game-children-s-handheld-game-console-400-different/32710993202.html?s=p

>>59801681
>discord
kys

>>59801696
whats your alternative, IRC?

>>59801751
heterosexuality

can someone recommend headphones under $20?

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Anyone ever get a T9 Plus Mechanical Keypad? I was about to get the Logitech G13 for video editing but this caught my eye as it has better keys for gaming as well.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Delux-T9-Plus-Mechanical-Keyboard-Professional-Gaming-Keyboard-Blue-Switches-Single-Hand-Operation-RGB-Function-Wrist/32667706766.html

>>59801786
In ear? Audio source?

>>59801827

over the ear, usb
I'm looking at kotion each rn but if you got a better alternative I'm all ears

>>59799957
He did. That was the only place I heard it mentioned, nobody else did.

>>59801848
Redmi note 4 SD version

>>59801848
>usb
garbage

>>59801875

I ain't looking for quality for $20

>>59799841
fuck i hate posti

>>59799537
>News
>• A wild Doogee phone gets abused
That's not news you fucking faggot, that's an old video from weeks ago now.

>>59800415

Seems to be 100% indica, I wonder what the THC content will be.

>>59801848
>I'm all ears
Good one

>>59796965
Postnord is shit. The last time I got some chink shit delivered by them my stuff was stuck for two weeks at the border of Finland and Sweden

Everyone know if this action camera is an Eken?
http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_324498.html
The chinks at the Q&A section keep saying its not an Eken, but the name and the specs seem to match action cams on aliexpress with the same name sold as Ekens

>>59801857
You should take a look at the new Lenovo Tab 4 tablets due out next month, starting at $109 USD. 8" and 10" models and two versions each.

Tab 4 8 $109
Tab 4 10 $149
Tab 4 8 plus $199
Tab 4 10 plus $249

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heyyoo, anyone know where to buy chewing gum cheap and good?

>>59802185
Your local supermarket.

>>59795228
Anybody know what pack that is? Looks pretty good.

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4 bucks and it's pretty good, real smooth

>>59801789
I have the logitech g13. I feel that it's too flat and not ergonomical enough for me. I would look for a Razer Nostromo or obviously a chink knock off with more a curve for your palm. I also like how the keys on my Razer aren't staggered.

That's just my opinion. If you're just looking for some something with some key commands and you don't do it for a living I'm sure that's a fine product.

>>59802532
Link?

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>Arrived at USPS facility

Getting some chink weed seeds soon, I may or may not have an actual weed plant to compare how they grow side by side.

>>59801947
Its not even Doogee, the phone was changed when it went out of the screen. What was thrown was probably a Redmi Note 3 Pro.

>>59802532
http://cubezz.com/Buy-5227-Cubing+Classroom+MF3RS+3x3x3+Magic+Cube+Black.html
can someone put this in the sticky? it's the superior cube and no one believes me. stop buying shitty cubes REEEE. also this website is reliable, I've bought from them before and so have many others. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ku3Llik82m0

>>59802812
You wish, Aussie.

>>59802812
They're both equally shit.

>>59802886
Lol no. Doogee Shoot 1 has Zuk Z2 Pro level of photos so it's a great buy. Redmi Note 3 Pro is lesser than Zuk Z2.

First time posting here, What is everyones opinion on xiaomi phones? are they still botnet?

>>59802911
>What is everyones opinion on xiaomi phones?
those of us who are paid by xiaomi really like them
and those paid by lenovo absolutely despise them

>>59802911
They're garbage. Buy a Zuk 2

>>59802941
>>59802969
the miui os looked pretty good. does the zuk2 do it better?

>>59802594
I ordered two and now don't know which one came since I threw away the package already

its' either this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cube1/32759361135.html
or this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/cube2/32792327949.html

>>59802860
alright fine, I'll get that one as well

>>59801681
You used to get these things bigger for $20 at the mall

>>59801789
Didnt know they had chink clones of this. Dont really see the point in it though

>>59803009
If you can cancel those other two do. They're shit, the one I sent is really premium chink cube technology. http://cubezz.com/search.php?encode=YTo1OntzOjg6ImNhdGVnb3J5IjtzOjE6IjAiO3M6ODoia2V5d29yZHMiO3M6NToibWYzcnMiO3M6MToieCI7czoxOiIwIjtzOjE6InkiO3M6MToiMCI7czoxODoic2VhcmNoX2VuY29kZV90aW1lIjtpOjE0OTE2OTk1MDc7fQ== There you can get it in different colors. I prefer stickerless.

>>59803004
If you want a more powerful processor then yes the Z2 is much better.

>>59803060
I don't game on my phone, I would prefer better battery life.

>>59803071
Then get a Note 4x

>>59803060
LOL sidestepping the question entirely because you know Zui is complete shit.

"Yeah but Muh Specs"

Im tempted to get a fake Dualshock 3 because I like its shape (don't judge me). Are the fake ones any good? I could get a legit, used DS3 for $20 but ey, the knockoffs are new and cheap.

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>>59802911
I have a Redmi Note 3 Pro

Pros
>It's large and *cheap
>Has accelerometer, fingerprint scanner, etc
>Dual flash
>Android 6.0, supposedly they will release an update to 7.0
>Battery lasts at least a day and a half (for me).
Normal use to me is pairing it with my car, using the gps for an hour to run, browsing normiebook in short bursts while at work .

Cons
>Camera is just okay, don't even think of using it at night. Photos are somehwat acceptable
>Even with a protector if you drop there's a good chance it will bend where the buttons are

8/10, it won't suck my dick. I could take a quick pic if you want (not of my dick ofc)

>>59803228
No, the fakeys always feel hard and uncomfortable

>>59803313
What's the best/cheapest controller for PC?

Are there any good chink flip phones? I have an affinity for them.

>>59803192
Zui is pretty comfy actually.

t. Z2 user

>>59803306
Are they easy to flash ROMs on? I want to buy one myself, build quality seems nice.

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>>59802761
>>59800415
Can anyone confirm if these are actual smokable strains or just industrial hemp?

I don't want waste time, nutes and tent space if it's not smokable.

Very curious though.

>>59803333
That's a really subjective question. I have read the Gamesir G3 is pretty good but I haven't used it. ATM I have a Dualshock 3 that is starting to show its age and a white xbone controller.

>>59803376
Don't know, mine does what I want so I haven't bothered. Build quality is alright, just don't drop it because they use the cheapest alloy ever

My RN3P's screen is starting to have problems that interfere with basic usage. Is it worth the time/effort to try and replace the screen, or should I buy a 4X since gearbest has them on sale?

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>>59801968
There's no way to tell what kind of cannabis it is when it's that small.

>>59803060
Is there any comparable phones with expandable storage? I use a lot of storage

>>59803425
I like the xbox 3 controller a lot. I mostly want it to be cheap and able to function, hopefully seamlessly, with my PC, comfort is a big plus though. I guess it should fill out the hand like the xbox 3 controller.

>>59803192
>zui is shit
Do you use it? What don't you like about it? How did you compare it to miui? Do you own both devices?

I've been saying Xiomei wrong this whole time. It's not zee-oh-me, it's jao-may. Put this in the next /CSG/ news segment.

>>59803419
According to one pic from an aliexpress conversation, "its all high THC"

>>59803456
>bootyblasted because he got caught blatantly dodging the question

You Zukkies crack me up, not taking your shit bait

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>>59803512
Anyone have a link to the seeds that were sold. Might as well give it a shot.

I don't much trust the Chinks on seeds though, since half of them have obviously photoshopped images of plants they claim are multicolored and tiger striped.

>>59803419
I think it's industrial hemp. Not sure if weed is legal or not in China, but they're the second largest producer of hemp in the world.
>>59803512
The buyers won't be able to dispute it if it isn't, so we can't be sure until anon's plant matures.

>>59800743

Tennmak pro

>>59803333
PS4 controller/Steam Controller if you like customization.
Xbox 360/one if you want a controller that just works
8bitdo SFC30 if you want a more "retro" feel, while still being usable in modern games.

The cheapest option though is the 8bitdo.

I will say however I strongly discourage cheaping out on controllers, itll save you a headache and you might wind up spending more overall.

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>the spam has gotten so bad that I have to recursively filter posts that mention the word 'doogee' and all replies to those posts
i hate you fucking retards so god damn much

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anybody bought wireless earbuds like pic related?
theres so many different types

is the $5 coupon thing still going? can these coupons be added to the 1st time app use coupons?

>>59803787
I'm pretty happy with my KZ HDSE.

Stock ear tips are kind of uncomfortable though, i swapped them for the Rock Zircon ones.

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>>59803306
it's a piece of shit and you overpaid, you'd be better off with either a cheaper Blu R1 HD or a more expensive iPhone or similar

tl;dr: you're a poorfag and a cheap cunt and instead of being sensibly frugal you wasted money on a cheap chink shit phone which is designed to be in a landfill this time next year.

enjoy your garbage botnet mobile device you fucking retarded faggot

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>>59803817
>Blu R1 HD or a more expensive iPhone

>>59803798
The $5 for $25 is still going and the next one is in 1 hour 47 mins. You can only use one aliexpress coupon per order so won't be able to stack it with the 1st time coupons.

>>59803787
I can recommend Meizu EP-51. My first pair were doa but the second have served me well so far. Well built, good microphone and dont fall out of my ears. Good bass too.

>>59803737
>8bitdo SFC30
doesn't this have huge input latency?

>>59803867
>Meizu EP-51
damn those are expensive. i was only considering getting one since they're like 60-70% off on gearbest

>>59803787
If you already own earbuds with detachable cables then you can probably find a bluetooth cable for it. You can make the KZ KST bluetooth capable as well if you wanted:
http://joshua-tan.com/2017/01/11/diy-budget-audiophile-bluetooth-iems-kz-zst/

Is there such a thing as a good chink camera?

>>59803868
yeah welcome to bluetooth controllers in general, have fun.

>>59803886
thanks dude i might try this out if i can get better quality for a couple extra dollaroos

>>59803868
wait I got it mixed up, I meant nes30 of the FC30(same controller ones just nes and famicom)

>>59803564
Did you see the seed that grows up to be a boob?

Lads, these chink Merkur Futur clones are literally as good as the real thing at 10% of the price

cop before the germans shut it down

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Men-Double-Edge-Safety-Shaving-Razor-Adjustable-1-6-Files-Classic-Double-Edge-Razors-1-handle/2164101_32791325508.html

>>59803994
Kek. I remember that. Turned out to be a fake art project or something of the sort.

>>59803878
Get a Remax S2 or Awei

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>>59804009
>Merkur Futur
tfw when you bought the real thing at full price
still cheaper than all the cartridges I'd have to buy over the past five years without it

>>59804009
Copped, been looking for a nice double safety razor. Thanks anon.

Anyone know where to find real Xiaomi Piston 3s now that Gearbest is out of them?

>>59804059
me too friend

i love the look of it but it's honestly not worth it at 85 dollarinos. i mean it's nice to have an adjustable but it's so aggressive even on the low settings that it sort of defeats the purpose, because i never go past 2 anyway

Got chinked hard, my microsd card reader just stopped working on my Teclast X80. Thanks Zhang.

>>59804009
are these good for shaving pubes?

>>59804155
I mostly bought an adjustable one because I had absolutely no idea what i was looking for in a razor
and didn't want to sperg out and buy five different ones
I've really grown to like the aggressiveness though, currently on 5 with feather blades
makes it so easy to get a clean shave super quickly with just one pass

>>59804064
Check 1More or Plextones
If you live in SEA/EA, you can still see Xiaomi Piston 2/3s on sale

>>59804203
it's probably not ideal, it's a pretty aggressive razor

have you ever used a DE razor before?

>>59804220
>5 with feather blades

absolute M A D M A N

>>59804203
Why do you not trim your pubes like any Normal person would?

Can anyone recommend a razor that can shave my nuts?

>>59803439
if its female it'll get you high, if its male its just hemp

>>59804243
yeah but I find it scratches my face too much compared to cheap disposables that I can just slap on my face without worrying too much about nicking myself. this is why I ask about pubes because I don't want to slice my balls or ass open.

>>59804264
because I don't take scissors into the shower.

>>59804275
Straight razor

>>59804288
well, i shave my whole body with a DE with no problems but i've been using them for years

as long as you apply minimal pressure and don't go against the grain of the pube growth it should be fine

also - did you use chinese blades the last time you tried a DE? because those can be AWFUL

>>59804379
Explain why it would not cause my nuts any pain, discomfort or bleeding

>>59804440
It would, I just think it would be funny if you castrated yourself.

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>me want sunglasses

>what me buy?

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>>59804450
kys

>>59804383
it was a friends so I don't know what it was. he's a hipster that orders rubbish like beard oil from massdrop so I don't take him seriously.

>as long as you apply minimal pressure and don't go against the grain of the pube growth it should be fine
you can't do minimal pressure when you are trying squeeze it between the folds of your asscheeks.

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>>59803817
>Blu r1 hd

My niggah. Better and cheaper than standard chinkshit.

However, the Alcatel A30 is Amazon's successor to the Blu r1. Slightly better specs, stock Android 7 and still only 60 bucks.

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>>59804279
Female to industrial hemp has almost no THC, less than 1 percent.

Just like all cannabis species, hemp plants can be male or female (or both, in monoecious species). It is the female plants that are grown to full maturity and harvested at the end of the season. Male plants die off shortly after they have completed pollination.

How cheap are we talking about?

Is there anywhere to buy rock zircon ear tips by themselves? I swear I love these things but it's annoying to have to constantly swap them between iems. Is there a specific name for their tip style?

I tried getting those black ones with the colored insides because they seemed similar but they're shit.

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am i about to waste ma $ /csg/ ?

>>59805289
No
Post review when you get it

>>59804009
Neat, but I dont really need more than one razor, do I?

>>59803228
There are legit ones for $12 which are good

Are there any chink tablets like the Cuube between 6.5 and 8 inches?

>>59805376
Huawei Mediapad

>>59805316
will do

>orange pi zero, 256 MB version: $7
>shipping: $4
FFS

>>59805452
heh, they charge $4.50 for the 512MB... as if there was any difference in size/weight

>>59805452
It's pretty good though, i like mine.

>>59803744
The picture is not that good, would've been better if you used D00gee Sh00t 1.

>>59805537
I'll buy like 20 of these things... but was wondering if I could save some money. look like, other than coupons, there is no way.

>>59805549
kek

>>59805578
try asking the seller if he does a discount for buying 20 units

maybe you'll just get a "hi friend your pis are in the sorry good day friend" or something though

Do I have to use my Google account with my real name in the Aliexpress app?

>>59805641
no why

i don't have any Google account or google apps and can buy just fine

>>59805676
I mean, I'll use my gmail account, but... do I need to use my real name? what if I use a slightly modified one, will I be able to modify it later?

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> some dude is selling $10 memebuds for 10x the price on local amazon equivalent
>15 sold

argentine'd. I should get into the import business

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enough for today, got it in like 20 runs, shared but couldnt go further

>>59805611
>try asking the seller if he does a discount for buying 20 units
I've never bought from ali before...
do I have to ask him before buying?

>>59805740
hey, me puedes ayudar a comprar unas cosas en aliexpress? cómo se paga con mercadopago?

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Anyone have experience with buying livestock from Aliexpress? I kinda want to add more greens to my tank.

>>59805769
get a credit card, my white friend, it's not difficult

>>59805809
>credit card
why the fuck would I give my money to some fucking banker? fuck them

>>59805773
There was that moss ball fag a month back

uhm, this "get $100 in coupons" thing is pure bullsiht... you have to buy some expensive shit ($750+) to get a $50 discount, and even then, you can't use all of them at the same time

So is this Deathadder actually legit?
https://ru.aliexpress.com/item/100-Original-Razer-Deathadder-3500DPI-3-5G-Infrared-Sensor-Gaming-Mouse-Right-handed-Design-Egonomic-Mouse/32778855325.html?aff_platform=product&cpt=1487027900793&sk=VbMzF66&aff_trace_key=2a32dd30560b494a9b0230346e1d35c6-1487027900793-00485-VbMzF66

It is recommended on the /csg/ wiki, but seems kinda sketchy

>>59805837
icbc and frances give cards with one or two years free of comission/yearly fees, just gotta ask around

you could also try webmoney or buying paypal money off some jew on reddit, everything has a fee though

or you could b like me and get a commission-free Visa from the state by working for the education department :^)

>>59805902
I wasn't there. Did it arrive OK?

>>59805986
I'm not argentinian, I'm chilean... same shit applies, though
IMO, credit cards are risky, and unless you get really good discounts and shit, not convenient at all. plus, you're feeding some fucking jew banker.

>you could also try webmoney or buying paypal money
I do know where to buy paypal dollars, but in this case, I'm buying from aliexpress, which doesn't support payments from paypal

>>59806007
Read the archives
It arrived all right

>>59806058
Im Chilean too and i use my credit cards everywhere, wth.

The key rule is don't spend more than what you have, it's CREDIT.

>>59806058
>>IMO, credit cards are risky, and unless you get really good discounts and shit, not convenient at all. plus, you're feeding some fucking jew banker.

credit cards are LITERALLY only risky if you're stupid and fail to read the fine print/fall for the traps that actually make bankers money. find a card with low or no commissions and upkeep (ask the chilean subreddit, seriously, latam subs are full of the more tech-savvy people in each country) and pay in full every month, NEVER let balance roll over to the next month if you can help it, banks live and die on people paying their monthly expenses or minimum payment and charging them shitloads of interest over the rest of the balance. my mom did that, now she's literally paying 100 dollars a month -IN OVERDUE FEES-. You get a huge "available balance" but whenever you pay something in credit you should think, "can I pay this IN FULL when the bill arrives at the end of the month, or is it worth paying extra interest over a few months?"

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>>59799537
anyone have any good recommendations for chink knives that aren't hunting/folding knives?
i work in an abattoir as a slaughterman and i haven't been able to find any with plastic handles (cant use wooden handled knives of the kill floor)

pic related, something similar to that would be great

>>59806183
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LDT-Small-Rue-Worker-Fix-Blade-Knife-D2-Blade-Hunting-Tactical-Knives-Camping-Hunting-knife-Outdoor/32690087753.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Camping-hunting-tactics-survival-fixed-knives-outdoor-portable-combat-utility-K-tool-folding-knife-sheath/32680759819.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LDT-Browning-Little-Hunting-Fixed-Knife-5CR13MOV-Blade-G10-Handle-Tactical-Survival-Tool-Outdoor-Camping-Knives/32717147490.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-SOG-Camping-Knife-4Cr13-Blade-ABS-Handle-Fixed-Blade-Knife-Tactical-Survival-Kinfe-EDC/32747751768.html

>>59806146
>credit cards are LITERALLY only risky if...
or if they get stolen
or if someone manages to get your card number and cvv
or if someone manages to get a dump of the data in the magnetic band
etc.

srsly, stop feeding jews, and stop justifying yourselves. CCs are made to promote consumerism. I won't fall in this shit, and if I do ever get a CC, it'll be only because it's convenient for me to do so, and only once I get all the guarantees that it won't be even more expensive than simply buying with cash.

>tech-savvy people
lel, if you only knew...

>>59806183
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-DEFAM-Forged-Stainless-Steel-Kitchen-Boning-Knife-Slaughter-Butcher-Knives-Eviscerate-Meat-Bone-Butcher/32709813425.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Forged-Professional-Boning-Knives-Slaughter-Cleaver-Butcher-Knife-Pork-Fish-Peeling-Knife-Kill-Cow/32714219790.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/manual-forging-outdoor-knife-high-carbon-steel-very-sharp-slaughtering-boning-tool-meat-cutting-knife-Collect/32737743950.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hnng/32744402925.html

>>59806320
>or if they get stolen
>or if someone manages to get your card number and cvv
>or if someone manages to get a dump of the data in the magnetic band

all of these are also covered in my
>if you're stupid
bit. if you're gonna get a card just to buy shit on aliexpress there's no reason for it to EVER be in a situation where any of those things happen. don't try to fucking give us the "you're promoting consumerism" spiel when you're LITERALLY trying to consume and asking how to. credit cards are just the most convenient and safe way to go about it, right after paying with cash in person. and you can't do that with chinks.

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>>59806356
I wonder what it's like to have a gf.

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>>59806320
>It's a "credit cards are evil" episode

Stop with the goddamn tinfoil hat bullshit, this isn't 1940. Don't go around using the cc in shady places, always keep an eye for the guy swiping it, etc. CC are almost always necessary for stuff like reservations, online purchases, hell sometimes they give away stuff if you use a certain bank's cc.

>>59805773
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Aquarium-Glossostigma-Hemianthus-Callitrichoides-Seeds-Water-Grass-Mini-Leaf-Live-Plant-Fish-Tank-Decoration-Landscape-Ornament/32784899063.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-4cm-Cladophora-Live-Aquarium-Plant-Fish-Tank-Shrimp-Nano-For-MARIMO-MOSS-BALLS-Fish-Tank/32700776870.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3pcs-lot-Avatar-Floating-Real-Rocks-Aquarium-Water-Plant-fish-tank-aquatic-landscape-moss/32670721349.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Artificial-Floating-Pumice-Suspended-Stone-Aquarium-Fish-Tank-Decoration-Moss-flying-Rock-aquatic-ornament-Landscape-acuario/32695494098.html

>>59806381
>all of these are also covered in my
>>if you're stupid
hahaha
stores (offline and online) get hacked or commit fraud
your shit joins the botnet
your edgy phrase doesn't cover shit, and banks are owned by jews, few of them (especially here in latam) care about their customers, they care about the money.

>don't try to fucking give us the "you're promoting consumerism" spiel when you're LITERALLY trying to consume
there is a difference between, say, buying shit you need from china because you won't find it here, and obsessively buying shit you don't even need.

>>59806407
idgaf

>>59806320
>or if they get stolen
>or if someone manages to get your card number and cvv
>or if someone manages to get a dump of the data in the magnetic band

anon you do realize that you don't have to pay fraudulent charges right?
just call your bank they'll cancel it and send you a new card

that's the good part about spending the bank's money and not your own.

>>59806449
you can't be reasoned with if you're gonna go with the worst possible situation every time, which makes me think you've either drank the commie koolaid or you're just financially or legally unable to get a credit card

>duh banks don't care about their customers!
fuckin' of COURSE not nigger. not even mom and pop shops care about their customers. they care about their customers' money. that's how capitalism fucking works, WHY would any service or product provider give a SHIT about their customers beyond keeping them happy enough to keep buying shit???

lucky for you, several chilean banks offer prepaid cards you can just burn after you buy your MCGA hat and ganzo knife to slit your wrists with.

>>59806504
Stop replying to him, the tinfoil hat is really strong

Any good Bluetooth controller on AliExpress? Any good vr set?

>>59806638
Xiaomeme controller is good. Better than the PS3, not as great as the 360 controller.

>>59806335
How this shit is going to pass customs?

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any one successfully imported chink carps? sometimes I get urges to destroy stuff and small scale eco-terrorism seems like a good way to get back at all the normies, it's like spitting in burgers except I don't have to debase myself by working at a fastfood job.

>>59806666
satanic man with satanic quads
lamprey are hardier and thrive in freshwater lakes, they're a big problem in lake Michigan.

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Ahhh I want to post D00gee Sh00t 1 photos

>>59802104
A-Anyone know?

>>59806666
Just search for invasive species in your location and order seeds of said plants.
or get yourself a fast growing spreading bamboo plant and plant it hidden in your local forest!

>>59806894
Wtf, you stole that from a redmi note 3 review!

>>59806894
Wow great night shot!

I'm thinking of buying one now!

Where's the cheapest?

What was that site who reviewed a bunch of chink IEMs?

>>59807012
Audiobudget.com

>>59807039
thanks nigger

Just came back from the post office to pickup my $1 mouse pad.

There were literally thousand of boxes of chinkshit on the ground and post workers were bringing in more with wheelbarrows.

Eastern Europe by the way

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>>59799841
I live right next to the Finnish border in Russia
Three days to the capital by chink post registered, not THAT bad no?

>>59807077
Bet it's Bulgaria.

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/x/32710227357.html
got some chink straps for my jap watch.
Only thing I don't like is that they are short to fold the tail back under both fasteners. My other straps are about 2cm longer which seems to be all the difference.

32 didgeridoos for the xiaomi bluetooth gamepad is a bit too much for me. is there anywhere i can get it for <$20 or a similar gamepad for around $10?

Can anyone tell me about GearBest shipping from China?

Say there are 2 warehouse options for a tablet, China and EU, the EU costs £70 more and I don't mind about the longer wait.

Is there any difference between the 2 do you reckon, or will language settings be different, even still that can't be too hard to change?

Also with the chinese delivery options, do they all avoid tax when shipping to the UK, again I am not worried about time, I just dont want customs issues, is there one to pick with Gear Best?

So after the seller didn't send the package as I requested and paid for (3 parts, 3 different shippings to avoid customs) but instead sent it together, 1.5kg bag and wrote 20usd on the bag he promised he would sent me an invoice for the customs. The seller sent me an excel document with prices and obviously the customs are not gonna accept that document.
I intend to go to customs with the order value and ask how much will they rip me off, to check will my refund cover the customs taxes and handling or I'll simply tell the customs to return the item as the seller messed this up.
Some anon suggested I simply reject the package and let it be returned since the seller didn't ship as I want and I'll be hit by customs.
Aliexpress customer service assured me all shipping will be refunded and with vague yes on part of customs taxes.
Any advice and help as to my next move would be appreciated

>>59806665
Depends on the country in question
Most of the time, if customs ain't strict, they get across all the time.

They might get confiscated in certain countries/states tho

So be prepared for dat

>>59807394
Xiaomi really isn't much better than other chinkshit, but they charge a pretty big premium for their products regardless.
http://s.aliexpress.com/JFJjAnAB

>>59806666
Dump a fuckton of Chink Waterplants in your
local lake and watch them slowly takeover the local wildlife

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-selling-3000pcs-1-pack-aquarium-grass-seeds-mix-water-aquatic-plant-seeds-15-kinds-family/1293672284.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/200-pcs-Bag-Aquarium-Grass-Seeds-Water-Grasses-Random-Aquatic-Plant-Grass-Seeds-Indoor-Beautifying-Plant/32790794561.html

>>59807394
Do you live in Europe? I can sell mine, its barely used and faster shipping.

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Norwegian prime mister aka landwhale visiting the chink shit overlord.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Ma

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>>59807589

>>59805980
anyone?

>>59807589

No way

hehe gettit Noway

Norway

heheh

Gettit?

Is it normal for an aliexpress chink to ask for a paypal number if I want to refund an item that is marked as shipped but has not been actually shipped because stock and shit?

>>59807589
>>59807600
Who gives a shit.

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>>59807625
>>Not Norway

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>>59807636
this can't be real

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>>59807648
Why did you think /pol/ was making fun of Sweden/Norway for the past year?

any good advice for a solar powered power bank?

>>59807670
I mean, I knew it was pretty bad with "refugees welcome" and shit, but this is just fucking insane.

>>59807620
It's your choislce, if you want it faster, give them PayPal, and they will refund you there, you will pay the fees. They do it to avoid bad Ali rating.
If you don't mind waiting a bit do it right
True the Ali dispute Austen.

>>59807722
checked

How do I do it The Right Way(tm)?
Also how big are the paypal fees? Maybe I do it from there if it is just a few cents.

>>59807670
Why do you keep posting this over and over?

https://warosu.org/g/image/2pLV8rWq_sjamFKZpSLRUg

>>59807704
false news. in the documentary he is happy he is gone.

>>59807697
Blitzwolf

I bought some boxers and aux m2m cables from alliexpress. What's the worst that can happen?

>>59807873
They send you wet panties and a black dildo

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>>59807880

>>59805939
yup

made me wonder why everyone was going crazy over those coupons

the only things i buy is the dollar items that regular retailers markup by 800%

>>59807900
5off 25 is great. The others are bs.

>>59803787
I bought the cheap b330 or something from goybest that have apples earbud design.They work fine and dont drop when i use the included thingy that holds them tight in your ears(6€)

>>59807426

The EU options costs more because it has import tax/duty already applied. You can order from China for cheaper but you're likely to end up paying that difference in the end anyway (100% certain in some countries).

If you want to limit your chabchea of tax do NOT use any of the fast/large shipping like UPS. They will not only charge you the tax but then also add a customs "fee" on top of that as well. Regular mail is best but you're still not guaranteed to dodge it, if its electronics (cameras/tablets/phones) you're far more likely to be caught.

Anyone ever ordered a cutting mat from ali? Any recommendations?

>>59808130

How large a cutting mat do you want? Surely you can get them cheap locally? I got mine for a few bucks from an art supply store.

>>59808130
Solid wood. 1" to 3" thick.

>>59808170
I live in a major jew country where nothing is cheap so I didn't even think of getting one locally. I just checked some prices and it seems like no local shop has one for below 30$.

What is the best chink smartphone? In terms of build quality, specs, and battery life/performance?

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>>59805773
>>59806412
Don't you fucking DARE import Chink aquarium weeds if you're living in the US.

That's how the whole country ended up with milfoil. I have to spend $1800 a year just to clear out a patch big enough to launch my boat.

>>59808084

Alright thanks for the info, I didn't know that.

I think I will just order from the EU warehouse where possible as I know what I am paying.

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>>59806666
First the guy trying to buy chink water weeds and now this faggot. Stop destroying my fishing spot.

Doogee Shoot 1

I have some bad news about the chink mint plant. One of my parents cut it into pieces and then threw it in the trash.
Rest in peace

>>59808448
they were sick of you not doing your homework you little shit. RIP underager mint plant

>>59808461
>assuming adults can't live with their parents
You should take a visit to
>>>/r9k/

>>59808448
what's the reason they did that?

What are some trusted pads for the Superlux 668b? I mean, there are some and I guess some of you had bought more than one pair, which one was better?

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>>59799537
>• Anon buys a chink Intellimouse >>59792641(Cross-thread)
pls more photos :) i am nostalgic for my old explorer 2.0a - its scroll stopped working, didn't manage to fix it

Anybody have the bm-800 mic? How's the sound quality in general? Should I set up an acoustic shield if I get it, or does it pick up a lot of background noise, etc?

>>59808244
Xiaomi Mi Mix
Huawei Mate 9 Pro
Oneplus 3-T

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>>59808448
What a colossal letdown

>>59808448
Stand up for yourself fagot.

>>59808448
I don't believe you, post plant remains with timestamp

>>59808599
Who's quote are you re-quoting?

>>59800415
May i ask again. Is this a drug?
Haha

>>59808580
How's the Mix's ROM game?

>>59808816
Shit
But support is much better than the Mi5/Redmeme/Zuk/LeTV/ZTE

>>59808844
What'd be good for customized ROMs?

>>59808856
Mi Mix

>>59808856
Redmi Note 4x

>>59808877
>kek
Thanks famalam

>>59803355
HTM g2016

>>59807589
>>59807600

b-but Anon, he is one of u-u-us, right?

>>59808856
>customized ROMs
this isn't really a thing now that the official ROMs have improved and adopted features that used to be exclusive to custom ROMs. any recent and popular xiaomi phone will have good ROM support

>>59808984
>this isn't really a thing now
Oh fuck, my android is now a meme?

>>59805350
depends on what you have. if the razor you have now is chink razor then that one is probably a big upgrade

>>59804537
technique matters a great deal with DEs - with no effort and no patience you'll have a bad time. although in my experience the only problem areas are knees and and the area above the penis. i cut myself less with a DE than i did with cartridge razors because I have a lot more control.

Is the motospeed ck104 a meme?

Any good aquarium pumps from ali? Found a very small slider turtle in my truck bed after a storm.

Reminder to vote for the millionth customer on AliExpress for your $5 off $25 coupon, it's about to start again.

>>59805733
Mine works fine with my fake last name on my Google account.

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My order is at "waiting for pick-up" since 7 days frienderinos. What do?

>>59809211
>trusting your pets life with chink shit

>>59809409
>IN
POO

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Vernee Thor, yay or nay? Will I ever need the gyroscope?

>>59809409
>Literal poo in loos

>>59809409
Poo in loo.

>>59809487
>not even gsmarena page
i am going with nay

>>59809435
What's a good brand then friendo?

>>59809542
It should be fine, I think the retard that bought Chinese mossballs also bought a aquarium pump/filter.

>>59809487
Nay. Get a Redmi 4 Prime or Note 4x instead.

>>59809163
A good one

>>59808448
You're lying the real mint plant autismo already confirmed his plant is doing finw

New thread here
>>59809627
>>59809627
>>59809627
>>59809627

>>59809599
>almost double price

wew

>>59808545
I've been using mine for a couple of months and it sounds great. Accidentally broke my 3.5mm to usb converter but found that it still sounded good without it. Really awesome microphone,

>>59809487
I considered the same. But opted for Redmi 4 prime as it's going to last much longer and do much better in general. Thor E exists (though probably not available) too, but it's lower specced in return for 5000+mAh battery.
Really though while it seems nice, I've seen multiple reviews saying that it's great for a month and then falls apart in either software or hardware. Or both. And that the build quality is mediocre at best and $0.99 chink item at times. Fingerprint reader and the cutout in the case not aligning etc.

If you have a very limited budget, either get a used Redmi 3s or Redmi 4(A).

>>59799537
Is Giztop trusted? I'm about to order an MGCOOL 1S from them.

>>59809704
>being poor

double wew

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>>59809825
>buying >$100 chinkshit

>>59809825
>>59809893
>being dumb enough to buy a phone from aliexpress
jokes aside, this is just sad

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>>59809409
I had this happen here in the us once. Tracking got stuck between chinkland and here in the US for almost 2 months.

When you use free chink shipping that literally costs under ten cents, you shouldn't expect much.

>>59809435
PetSmart bubble pumps are chinkshit too

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>>59808497
Sure thing senpai

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>>59808497

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>>59808497
Goddamnit my phone autorotates my pics.

>>59810340
>>59810352
>>59810371
thanks f@m, looks legit, didn't know it came in black too

>>59809467
>>59809498
>>59809500
>Literally amerisharts