/csg/ Chink Shit General

I'm buying a phone for the first time from aliexpress (zuk z2 -> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Succ-Z2/32757932145.html?)
What should I know before buying it? Like chink vendor roms, custom taxes...

>>59621313
>More News
• Stop Asking about fucking prices
https://flashdeals.aliexpress.com/en?spm=a2g01.8290004.vc881b9.12.TOJsj3&nextTime=true

>>59621300
Makes sense, but xiaomi still called the Note 4 and Mi 4 "4"

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>>59621347

>>59621347
It's payback for what you did to us PoC
It's nowhere near as bad as what you people did, but it's a start

>>59621354
Yeah, OnePlus ships more overseas than it does domestically and they mainly targets young people so there has to be more reason as to why they skipped 4. Or it could just be fake news, who knows

>>59621367
>PoC
More like piece of shit. If you weren't born white, you're never gonna be part of the most glorious race in the history of humanity. May as well neck yourself.

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Should I install LineageOS on a new phone or is it not worth the risk?

>>59621402
Now it would be a good time to mention what phone?

>>59621388
Probably fake news
I've met my fair share of young Chinese people and they aren't as superstitious as their parents and grandparents
But even then, like you said, they ship overseas more than they do locally.

I went to Beijing in June and went to the Pearl Market (or the Silk, went to both and can't remember where it took place) and I asked a seller if he had any cases for my OnePlus 2. He didn't, so he tried to sell me an iPhone case

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>>59621413
Why is the exact phone important? Haven't decided yet. Probably a Xiameme Note 3/4/4X.

>>59621456
Because its good and shit on different phones

My Ruizu X02 arrived today, seems like a solid build and does the job as advertised. Good sound quality for such a cheap thing and the FM radio works flawlessly.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-100-original-English-version-Ultrathin-MP3-Player-with-4GB-storage-and-1-8-Inch-Screen/32613579921.html?isOrigTitle=true

How does a eurofag use dollar coupons?

>>59621486
It converts the prices to your local currency
t. bong

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autism cube arrived

>>59621486
they convert automatically

>>59621494
What features does it have

>>59621504
pussy repellent

Any electric drills to recommend?

Where do I get coupons

>>59621402
What risk? The risk of staying on a chink infected and bloated ROM vs...?

>>59621504
not a feature but it got me kicked off a bus once because it was quite loud

>>59621401

>May as well neck yourself.

You mean like the cucks who kill themselves because they've been beaten by chinks?

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>>59621155
>>59621252
>

>>59621583
kek
That's why I use a fingerbox, no noise

So I just bought this tablet.
Tell me how much I fucked up
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_590393.html

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>>59621706
TOP KEK
Should have asked BEFORE buying it don't you think?

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>>59621706
Your parents fucked up when they decided not to abort you

Anyone have experience with Gearbest shipping through EMS?
They say it takes about 7-10 workdays. But I just don't want to wait for a package that actually arrives 3 weeks later

>>59621783
Autism's a helluva drug, anon.

>>59621252
This is fucking weak compared to Ali from before.

>>59621822
Give examples you fucker.

>>59621822
pics?

>>59621347
I hate people. Why should I care?

>>59619989
keep it propped up, what kind of soil did you put it in? there is a bit of science to this. Do you have a hydroponic supply shop nearby? They have soil mixes and treatments that work for cannabis plants. During this phase you want to give it like 20 hours of light a day, 4 hours of darkness. So keep it under lamp with a timer at night and put it out in the sun during the day. You will need to put that in a 5 gallon jug at some point so it doesn't get root bound.

You're using some kind of incandescent bulb right? go buy one of those socket splitters that splits a light socket up into 4, and put 4 "daylight" around 5000K CFL bulbs on, if you have a big cardbox box, paint the inside white and cut a couple of large holes for ventilation (consider using a fan to aid this) and put it over the plant and bulbs. As much direct sunlight as you can, and under lights at night so they are on a 20/4hour schedule. good luck buddy, don't water it too much.

4x23W CFL should be enough for one shitty chink mint plant :)

You'll mix in a couple 2700K bulbs at the end when it starts to flower if you got a female.

>>59621846
>>59621849
The pics got deleted obviously, also not gonna upload to risk getting banned

What's a good store on Ali to get USB sticks?

>>59621870
Yeah I remember got pussy and nipple see through.. And with dildo insert in anus and pussy..

>>59621870
>>59621979
I'm still seeing puss occasionally, I've seen 2 or 3 full frontals in the last few days

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>>59621979
You write like a fucking retard and probably are lying. Fuck off nigger.

>>59621902
You mean jump drives?

http://s.aliexpress.com/Jbau6fyQ

An anon answered a question about this earlier in the previous thread, just wanted to thank you guys for looking out.

>>59622014
He's not lying. It's just Ali Express has been cracking down on it

>>59622014
It's true, I remember it also. Buttplugs and dildos in use, even some photos with proper penis in vagina sex

>>59622015
Never heard them being called that before but yes, usb key, usb drive, flash drive, whatever you like

>>59622014
It's true, there was some real gold. It's always sad when good content disappears from the internet

Anyody here ever bothered doing a chink/original comparison for fountain pens?

Is it possible to become a "paid" reviewer to get free products?

>>59622083
kay why ess

>>59622014
ha, he didn't see the Spaniard buttsex

So I just bought this tablet.
Tell me how much I fucked up
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_590393.html

Any good chink-readers? Mainly just looking to read light novels, all I want is a screen and good battery life desu

So I just bought this tablet.
Tell me how much I fucked up
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/kill-yourself/32547985017.html

>>59622145
>>59622170
you should visit /tv/ sometime, I think you'd like it

>>59622015
I think you mean Gentoo supported universal serial bus flash circuit storage manufactured chip based data retention unit

My RN3P has stopped working with my SD cards and the microphone is really quiet in calls when not in speaker mode. It is rooted and on Cyanogenmod 13. Does anyone have any experience dealing with this or any possible solutions?

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claimed

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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

Enjoy

https://xhamster.com/search.php?from=&new=&q=Aliexpress&qcat=pictures

http://www.imagefap.com/gallery.php?search=Aliexpress+feedback&submitbutton=Search%21&filter_size=&filter_date=

https://1sweetfind.tumblr.com

>>59622242
What an odd fetish

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>>59622242
Thank you based anon

Anyone else having trouble logging into aliexpress for the sale? I keep getting errors with the slide verification

why the fuck do eastern europeans wear flip flops all the damn time

with socks even

INDOORS too_

jesus christ

>>59622282
Disable your Adblock

>>59622015
They're Zip Disquettes you fucking casual

>>59618583
KZ has the LP3 I think

Any link to fake Rolex watches on sale?

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>Note: During actual use the phone's battery will have some loss of electricity due to the temperature, charging effect or other reasons.
>Hope you can understand.
What did they mean by this

>>59622241
Look, he posted it again.

Based aliexpress lingerie reviews

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Xiaomi got now botnet pots.

>>59622771
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8I8cAXP0aXXagOFbXK.jpg

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8MZYiX88XXXagOFbXv.jpg

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8vWVLX2VaXXagOFbX5.jpg

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8bBajXYNXXXagOFbXu.jpg

I wonder how many of these are actually underage

>>59622771
>>59622894
>https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8nwYbX0haXXagOFbXF.jpg
pretty much closes the book on big vs small imo

>>59622664
you'll be lucky to get 2 hours of use out of it

>>59622877
Just need some chink soil to complete the holy chink trinity

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Received these today. Not even exaggerating, these are the best earbuds I have ever owned. Coming from someone who owned their fair pair of buds, expensive ones.

>>59622894
How can Amazon reviews even compete

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8bBajXYNXXXagOFbXu.jpg

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8QvXIX6RXXXagOFbX6.jpg

Just found this one, the review photos are pretty nasty. I'll stop posting now.

https://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Women-Sexy-Pu-Leather-Mini-Dress-Female-Sexy-Nightwear-Night-Club-Wear-Pole-Dancing-Temptation-Sexy/2158013_32675949658.html

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QUICK
WHAT IS SOMETHING USEFUL AND COOL THAT I CAN ORDER FOR 1 (ONE) AMERICAN DOLLAR
also where do i find lewd review pics of traps

>>59623081
How comfortable are they? I usually don't like in ear headphones but I might give them a try

>>59623118
Neck yourself Pablo.

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>>59622877
That would be perfect pot to replant this plant in!

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>>59622877
Most of the shit Xiaomi puts out makes me think that it's a joke like pic related

>>59622877
>>59622949
>>59623266

I bet you could sell those to weed growers at a massive markup

Does your plant smell yet?

>>59623149
Sad Frog Sticker

>>59623170
While I do believe that something being comfortable differs from person to person, for me personally they are a perfect fit. I use the buds that came on them by default, they close of my ear and they stay in.

Is there a recommended way to pay on aliexpress?

>>59623350
money

>>59623350
alipay ofc

>>59623332
I'll give them a go, I can always gift them if I don't like them. Thanks

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>>59623294
;-)

Didn't the AliExpress sale start at like 12 hours ago? I was waiting for it to buy this tripod, but it still says there are 12 hours left until it's discounted.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/E302/2674107_32757560213.html

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whole bunch of >>>/diy/ chink shit arrived today

>5x10m 28AWG silicone wire
>5x6m 20AWG silicone wire
>syringes with a lot of unsharpened needles in various sizes
>assortment of nylon stand offs to mount PCBs
>assortment of heat shrink tube in various sizes and colors

the silicone wire is great and super flexible, the reason I bought this specific product is that the individual spools hang on a wooden stick inside the cardboard box
so they are always perfectly organized and it's easy to unroll the exact length you need,
unfortunately the chinks forgot that the color coded openings are covered by a cardboard flange when the box is assembled so I had to make my own cutouts

the syringes will be used to precisely dispense glue and solder flux, already filled one up

>>59623517

isn't this a little elaborate, just to inject yourself with horse semen?

>>59623538
good thoroughbred horse semen is expensive af
so you don't wanna waste anything with the wrong setup

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>>59623435
yeah what is the deal with that? i see shit in my cart already discounted but other have a time countdown

also, do you think this will burn my phone?

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/VOXLINK-Mini-Portable-Micro-USB-Charger-Cable-Smallest-Emergency-2-AA-Battery-Power-Charger-for-Samsung/1909557_32794812061.html

>>59623435
>>59623686
They are doing the sale over 3 days, some things are on sale now, others will be tomorrow and then the next day

>>59623686
its just a 5v regulator thats hooked up to some AAs can't see much going wrong with that unless they put the wrong regulator in.

>>59623686
>also, do you think this will burn my phone?
It's a stupid product even if it were engineered/build flawlessly
a typical alkaline AA battery holds about 4Wh of energy so even with perfect efficiency two of them
could only barely provide a full charge to a modern phone and then you have to buy new ones

>>59623756
That makes more sense.
Are the discounts supposed to last until the end of the sale after they're up, or should I wake up at like 4am to save $10?

>>59623846
its for emergencies fagget

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>mfw I'm the first to order a specific item from a store
i mean the store has positive ratings so i'm fine right

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Replaced a shitty chink bulb for a cfl.
i might have taken this pic with my chink watch.

also removed tape and put near indoor fan. i wont let it outdoor without protection though.

>>59623846
The whole point of the thing has flown right over your head.
Its not meant for daily use, its meant to be stored in a bag with some AAs which last a whole hell of alot longer in storage than lithium does.You also don't need a fully charged phone to make a call or two.

How is Rock Mumo bluetooth earphones? Is it equivalent to Rock zircon with bluetooth?

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Which of these is fastest to the US?

So what is the gift after lighting 7 candles on Aliexpress? I missed one day (lit 6/7) and got nothing at all.

>>59623867
so carry one with a single 18650 it is a similar size, provides 50% more energy, costs roughly the same
and best of all you can just recharge it after use

>>59623928
18650s have a self discharge-rate of about 20%/month
in what application would you need to store batteries for several months without having access to other power sources?

Prostate simulator recommendations
Ak Flash hider recommendations

any cheap but good earbuds recommendations? I was thinking of piston 3s but im afraid of the fakes

>>59624062
Its something to put somewhere and forget about it until you need it, if you ever do. Its the same reason why you might store some canned food for emergencies since they don't go bad.

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Chink'd, plastic of "D.MRX Genuine Leather Strap for Xiaomi Miband 2" is already cracked after around 2 months of usage.

>>59624056
Two select coupons and 300 coins ie. shit

>>59624264
>300 coins ie. shit
I don't care for the select coupons as I have 12 but the 300 coins is good. At least it makes up for one of the tasks where I exchanged 50 coins for a store coupon for nothing.

>>59624173
>'muh emergency, fear mongering, you need a ton of gear to always be prepared, marketing jewery
but why?
if there's a power outage just charge your phone in your car
or even better get a regular power bank that is actually useful
and just plug it in when not not in use, so it's always topped up

>>59624233
You should have gotten the rubber band like a normal person.

>>59624306
>300 coins is good.
is there any way to actually get something useful for your coins though?
the only thing I'v seen is the exchange for coupons option on the app and that's useless
because its like 200 coupons/hour for the whole world including all the russian botnets snatching them right up

>>59623928
If you are preparing for such an emergency surely a wind up or solar charger makes more sense.

>>59623908
you see my tips m8?

>>59621863

best 1tb external HDD?

>>59624363
you could get $8 and $3 coupons for 800 and 300 coins but thery're all gone today

anyone got a link to aliexpress DW watches fakes? The store I was gonna buy from got closed

Fuck, all these t-shirts are twink shit or the sleeves are way to short, anyone have any recs? Just looking for a plain dark one with sleeves closer to the elbow

T-shirts are technology

is the $5 coupon game failing to show up for anyone else?

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How the fuck do select coupons work?

>>59624684
it was 3 hours ago anon
next one in 3

>>59624363
I don't really try that hard for those coupons and I have gotten the $1 for 100 coins once only. This was last week and I probably got it because others were waiting for the $2 select coupons around the corner. To make things worse, it's $1 off $10 purchase. Considering how difficult it is to get, they should just make it a straight up discount with no minimum spending.

>>59624569
Is it $3 off for spending $30 and $8 for spending $80?

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>>59624708
On the item page you will see pic related, so you have to spend a minimum at that store to use each $2 coupon. If the discount is more than $2 then you need multiple select coupons.

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Reminder to unsub from Comfy "Tech" Reviews.

>>59624765
no just aliexpress coupons

Recommend me a good Bluetooth Speaker for under $10

>>59624871
Why?

Should i get Ve monks or Edifier?
Or is there something better with similar design?

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My bud foams have arrive

>>59624984
Both are good. VE Monks are better memes though.

>>59624897
Are you sure? The $1 Aliexpress coupon makes you spend $10 before you can use it, that's why I assume the others work the same way.

>>59625168
The coupons you can buy with coins are
$1 off $10
$3 off $25
$8 off $59

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guys, i have a weird request

anyone seen arm/elbow rests for an office chair ? I got an ikea markus chair for free, but without arm rests, i don't find them as separate part, so i have to improvise.

>>59625357
Thanks for the info

27/03/17 18:56 Order received into final destination country

getting excited.

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Put chinky weed infront of this heater set to fan only.

>>59625552
1v1 me final destination

Anyone have experience with chink bali-songs?

Also whats the best way to pay on dhgate?

>>59625552
Enjoy waiting 30 days

>>59625697
yea mine never arrived, i'm suspecting customs took it even though it wasn't sharpened
i think it's legal to possess here though, not sure about importing

>tracking number ending in "XX"

Did gaybeast chink me?

>>59625552
This doesn't have to mean anything. I had stuff arrive at my country and then disappear for 2 months. I believe most tracking on ali is fake.

>>59625872
This. I got something 2 days ago that "arrived in my country" in december

>>59623517
Link to wire please?

>>59624946
His videos are shit and he uploads once every 6 months.

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I bought some Ganzo knifes from Gearbest and they come with one metal and one Teflon washer. I'd like to replace the Teflon one with a phosphor bronze washer, do any of the chinese sites sell them?
I can't get them locally and the only other places I can find them want $50 shipping to Europe

>>59624363
They disappear fast, but it's possible to get them. The $8 ones are usually gone after few seconds during most busy hours, but quite easy to get if you prepare ahead and watch the countdown – definitely easier than catch the coupon game. The $3 ones last quite long, up to 15 minutes, maybe even more.

>>59625558
This kills the plant. Just put it near window and water every day.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Arrival-2-Port-USB-KVM-Switch-Switcher-Box-VGA-SVGA-Splitter-Auto-Controller-Mouse/32643129913.html

Anyone bought one of these or similar? Is it lossless?

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Got three things today:
>A headphone from Gearbest
>A knife from fasttech
>The $1 mouse

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Which one is best girl?

>>59626257
Johnson

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>>59626257
""""Brown"""""

>>59626011
20AWG
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32740061639.html

28AWG
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32742619728.html

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Got my nitecore, it's v cool. Deffo reccomend. This is it charging.

Need something else for my keys to make them look cool but not jangle agaisnt my car when driving . Any reccomendations?

>>59626244
is that HD9999? review pls

>>59623266
It's not looking like MJ anon.

>>59623081
Link?

Just bought a blackview p2 will update when it arrives
Ps. Any suggestions on fast chargers as i dont trust chink chargers

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>>59621559
Not him, but I heard specifically with CM that some people's battery lives took a hit. Is this no longer the case?

Also, how's Resurrection Remix?

>>59626845
>fast chargers as i dont trust chink chargers
buy Aukey they are not cheap but make the best chargers, chink or not

>>59626845
Anker, Aukey, Orico. All make legit QC chargers and sell on Ali.

>>59626257
For me, it's Nelson.

Where to buy Chinkdian SSDs for as cheap as possible?

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>>59624984
as >>59625164 said monks are a good meme, but seahf/ty hi-z 150 ohm is a better earbud to start off with

what's up with this stupid catch the coupon game?
I just got a pop up that it will start soon
then it started and I clicked those little figurines and they went up in a cloud of smoke whenever i clicked on one
but in the end it said that i missed them all and didn't win anything
how did i fuck it up? or is there some element of chance to it?
I want my fucking $5 coupon

>>59621313
Hi I'm electrical engineer with expensive testing machines that I've inherited from my father.

I was just curious what chink shit you would like to get tested to very detail.

Sadly I have heavy russian accent so I hope you can endure that.
I'll be back.

>>59626244
link to the mouse plz

>>59627612
Here we have dangerous chinese Mixza shark. It can attack at any moment, so we must deal with it.

>>59627612
Please can you test the Eiaosi X6.

>>59623266
DEA is on their way

>>59626257
can't trust Smith, she looks like a stock photo

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>miband 2 for $21.49
>$2 less with select coupon
>$2 less with Aliexpress coupon
>$17.49

I don't think I could do better than this, should I?

>>59626801
Yes, overall good, it's very comfortable. Seems to be flat with high frequencies pitched listening to some music.
Pros:
Very Comfortable
2 cables
2 earpads
Transportation bag
10Hz to 30kHz
Cons:
Plastic

>>59627612
Chink batteries and anything that has batteries in it (e.g. powerbank, etc.)

Voltmeter and such instruments accuracy testing

>Sadly I have heavy russian accent so I hope you can endure that.
Just try your hardest to enunciate important terms.

Recently got a Ganzo G704. I quite like it and want more knives, any recommendations?

>>59628112
G729 and G714 are also really nice, G728 is a good beater flipper. Sanrenmu 7010 is a classy "dress" knife of course.

>>59627383
https://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/catchcoupon_rules.htm

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my ali Selec cupons are not showing when i am buying shit wtf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>59628432
I'm having the same issue. I have no idea what's up

>>59621329
Yeah, don't buy it.

>>59628432
>>59628577
Select coupons are only applicable if it says so on the product page.

Looks like this >>59624800

>aliexpress sale
>have nothing to buy
okay

>>59628943
>aliexpress sale
>have 0.26c in account
Dammit I'mma fine something

Hello thread, I'm from reddit. Anything new?

>>59629676
The Eiaosi X6 has been discovered and is now considered the best <$10 iem on the market.

>>59629955
this go tell everyone is faggit

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>>59621313
Got pic related through DHGate, included micro-sd card. Arrived in 12 days, $36.56

The reset button on mine is on the back of the card, not the top, but that's no big deal to me.

So far, works flawlessly in my genesis 1s. I had to specify the north american case when I ordered though (the other knockoff carts I've gotten had the Japanese case on them)

SD card came full of ROMs, so far all of them work fine, no issues. Haven't tried loading other ROMs onto the SD card, so no knowledge about what sort of nasty viruses could be on the SD.

It boots into the card 'OS', and you can either play whatever game is loaded in the flash, or chose another game. If you chose another game, you have to wait almost 1-2 minutes for it to flash, but there's a progress bar, so it's not bad. Hitting reset on the console resets the console, but not the card. You need power cycle the console to get back to the card's OS.

Hope this helps anyone else looking for one of these.

I'll post pics this weekend if anyone's actually interested.

>10000mAh Powerbank?? Preferably true 10Ah not chink fake 3Ah.

>>59630351
But established brand ones like Xiaomi

>>59630351
make your own

>>59627951
where?

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I need some advice regarding chink shit earbuds. I'm curious about KZ ATE buds but I fucking hate IEMs, largely due to that "squishy" feel & sound. It's especially worse since I like to go out and run and that "squishy" feeling I described is at it's worse. I'm leaning towards buying VE Monk since my last pair went half dead last night and I prefer buds to IEMs.
Anyone have any experience with KZ ATEs and other IEMs in that PDF infographic?

>>59630671
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-MiBand-2-OLED-0-42-Inch-Heart-Rate-Monitor-Smart-Bracelet-For-Cell-Phone/32677335463.html

Use the app to get it for $21.49, the $2 Aliexpress coupon I received from the bubble game (2 off 19)

>>59626244
Is that a Darri mouse? Link and review?

Any stores that are still giving out special coupons?

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Got a fake Benchmade 43, the screws will fall off you will need to use thread locker. Also came sharp as fuck and one side was stiff so I had to file down one of the washers. Pretty fun to flip.

>>59630915
just get foam tips bro it changes everything

>>59630955
Meant for
>>59625697

Also link:
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32774834725.html

Was actually better quality than some I've seen on youtube

>>59623266
That's not tree, cuh

Does anyone know have any recommendations for cheap veroboard on ali? I want to use veroboard becuase it seems to be easier to work with and neater than normal prototyping PCBs. A lot of it seems more expensive than buying locally. If there isn't anything, I guess I'll settle for normal prototyping boards.

>>59630915
Monks will probably pop right out if you're moving around. Get some knockoff Comply tips, the vast majority of chinkbuds will take T400 size and make sure you get the ones with the rubber sleeve embedded in the foam.
ATEs are great, if you want to spend a bit more Senfer UES are brilliant and you can pop them on a bluetooth MMCX thingy if you're into that.

>>59629174
Just buy it and pay when you have money. That locks in the sale price and you can just pay whenever.

>>59621402
depends on the phone.

with the note 3, your battery is probably going to be fine on cyanogenmod/lineage/res, because those roms are super stable at this point, all the bugs have been worked out of the ports.
With the redmi note 4, the 3rd party rom support isn't quite up to snuff yet (hopefully they fix lol who knows), so battery takes a hit because bugs n shit.

The more people that buy the phone, the more incentive developers have to fix shit. Unfortunately, im not sure if the note 4 has that kind of attention. The note 3 is def a better bet if you absolutely need 3rd party roms.

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is it worth extra 7 bucks?

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All of these chink tablets...

They just suck ass!

All I want to do is watch anime in bed, but I guess I'll never know happiness. Fuck.

>>59626257
>SMITH
HUIFEIYEIYANG

>>59631486
No.

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>>59631012
>just get foam tips bro it changes everything
Can you link some examples? I'm looking at
>12 pcs noise isolation foam tips Comply T100 T200 T400 T500 Ear Pads for all in ear earphone headset headphone enhanced bass

>>59631278
>Monks will probably pop right out if you're moving around
Yeah, as much as I love my Monks, that was kind of annoying.
>Get some knockoff Comply tips, the vast majority of chinkbuds will take T400 size and make sure you get the ones with the rubber sleeve embedded in the foam.

Do the ones I described to >>59631012 fit the bill?

>>59631486
Those things aren't that complicated hardware. I have something similar to the white one I bought from eBay. It just werks.

>>59631278
>T400 size
but there's T400 L, T400 M and T400 S

>>59632174
The L M and S is the size of your ears you mong. T400 is the size of the sleeve.

>>59631486
>free shipping to Israel

WHERES THAT CATCH THE COUPON FAGGOT

>tfw want to buy shit but can't think of anything I want or need
pls halp
should I get butt toys?

Any recommendations for FM transmitters/something else that I can use to listen to music in the car? Don't have aux ports

>>59632531
of course, post legs too

>>59632597
w-won't I get banned?
what toys are good?

>>59632593
I'd recommend pulling out your stereo and replacing it with a cheapo bluetooth/USB only head unit.

>>59632531
Gun safes gun accessories small backpacks bulk flashlights for halloween

>>59622241
Motospeed inflictor. I think is still on sale on Banggood.com for €40

>>59632616
a tail buttplug seems to be in fashion right now
if you don't show your cock i don't see why

>>59626076
who the fuck killed Sonic?

>>59627354
What MP3 player is that?

>>59632825
He died from morbid autism.

>>59630315
Do it

>>59627354
need sauce on audio player

>>59628689
Why not?

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The women of Aliexpress are something else man
I need to move to Eastern Europe

>>59632976
where is the DICK

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Received my laptop stand today. Really well built and quite portable too. Will be using for hotdesking and uni. Will post link later.

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Xiaomi Mi Mix's price has dropped to USD $559
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-MIX-Mi-X-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-821-4GB-RAM-128GB-ROM-6-4-Full/32758262940.html

>Is it time?

>>59633092
>ceramic
I'd rather plastic

Is there a laptop guide?
>>59632976
All the good photos are EEu countries, Ali is really making me want to move over there god fucking damn it.

>>59627383
I did i 4 times got 3 coupons, sometimes the game fuck up your clicks, and you miss.

>>59627612
all kinds of chink electronics, leds, cheep unknown battery packs.

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This swimsuit is a fucking gift from god
Thank you AliExpress

>>59633087
Link
http://www.ebay.com/itm/201809940526

>>59633267
Fucking Ladyboys

Recommended Chinese Bluetooth sports ear buds? They have the anker soundbuds which have good battery life but I'm not sure about sound quality and other stuff

What are you guys waiting for to get on sale? Any decent deals?

>>59633331
that's a girl (female) though

>>59633351
Remax S2
Sound Intones
AWEI

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>>59633367

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Sexy-Oil-Socks-See-Through-High-Cut-Bodysuit-Wet-Look-Bobydoll-for-Women-Sexy-Lingerie/32694635560.html?spm=2114.10010108.100009.5.rMxRw2&scm=1007.13482.37805.0&pvid=492f3fc4-0772-4cb7-8652-44d6a0bedb61&tpp=1

Dont click with pictures

>>59627383
How does it work? Do I need an account to do it? Can it be scripted?

>>59633149
tbqh very few people outside of us and ru shop on aliexpress
>tfw your country is relevant enough to be listed as a currency

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>>59633469
Don't say don't click because I will click it

>>59622241
Lingbao jiguanshi

>>59631495
>2017.31
>not refund scamming all your chink goods

>>59631284
So I can write a bot that """"buys"""" random shit on sales and then see what I want to pay?

>>59627094
credit card fraud

>>59633513
What I mean is literally every attractive girl or "girl" I've seen on Ali is from an Eastern block country, Russia, Ukraine, Finland without fail while America is land of the pigfat
God I hate this country but if I moved to Russia I could not own my guns ;_;

>>59622387
thank you based anon

>>59632976
Ali truly has every type of girl a nigger could want

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8VueZXR4XXXagOFbXc.jpg

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/UT8P81.XWlaXXagOFbX7.jpg

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/2017-Hot-Japan-Sexy-Tie-Open-Backless-Long-Virgin-Killer-Sweater-Turtleneck-Sleeveless-White-Sweaters-Gray/32791802738.html

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>>59633659
>Eh
>autism jacket
>YES
>YES
>eh
>alright

>>59633602
That's because the americans who shop on AE are complete failures in life, while eastern europeans mostly are normal people.

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I don't trust the chink hemp seeds, they look weird when they grow up, even as seedling they look like some other plant. Here's a pic of some Amnesia Haze (top) and Channel plus (bottom, though i found the seed in some bud, hope it's female. The Amnesia is from Royal Queen Seeds.

>>59633778
Don't know why pic flipped, Amnesia on the left and Channel on the right

>>59633469
Man, people can become so weird.

>>59632976
There used to be nude reviews of sex toys

All those russian girls posting pictures with their latest buttplug

>it will never come back

>>59633916
Taobao still allow Nudies though

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Thoughts on this?

>>59633522
Eww, it's full of trannies

>Ali item goes on "sale"
>They add shipping to it, somehow ending up more expensive than before the sale started.
Damn chinks.

>>59634004
Oh shit yes

RN3P vs alternatives now that the new line is out? broke my rn3p and need something new but it seems to have gone up in price

i want to buy off ebay, dont really want to wait a month for it to arrive from chinkland and happy to pay a little more unless you can get express shipping from overseas

>>59633886
>download taobao app
>check bra, all photos of the bra in the box
>check dildo, no a single photo, just text reviews

y u lying

My rock zircons are breaking after like a month of owning them. Should i get the KZ ATES or the VE Monk for good headphones that won't break really easily?

>>59634237
My VE monk lasted about 8 months of daily use, they were falling apart at the end.

The chink just asked me this (I'm buying a 150€ phone)
"Would you tell us how much declare value and what declare name should it write on your package?"
What do?

>>59634004
Link some good ones pls

>>59627354

is that a cayin i5?

>>59634294
$10, toy phone

>>59634294
check your county import tax, and set it bellow that, or just as 15$ since thats a safe bet.

>>59634294
>$20 phone repair parts

>>59630573
It's not worth it unless you have spare 18650s. A proper power bank case with protection which would not make a housefire costs $12 (TOMO 2-4 cells).

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Whatever it is, its going to grow BIG.
its still chink weed after all

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My fake chink wallet arrived.

It's alright. Stitching is good but it can't realistically hold more than three cards at once.

>>59634468
Big just like the lung tumor from the chink shit

ausfags. it seems the eurofags get cheaper prices when converting to aud. can I set currency to and pay in euro or does aliexpress simply do all transactions in usd regardless?

>>59621583
Was it like a car-sized bus? How the fuck did you make so much noise with it?

>>59634468
This is mint senpai.

>>59634501
doesnt smell like mint DESU

>>59634496
usd is the default for ali, i think. And is converts form there.
If you have better bank conversion then ali, you are better of paying in usd and letting your bank do the exchange.

>>59634472
The wallet I bought:
http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-wallets/pp_488794.html

The kickstarter project it's knocking off:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/daxthewallet/dax-the-wallet-with-a-trick-up-its-sleeve

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Thank you google translate for the infinite jokes

>>59634472
How come it can't hold anymore than that? I ordered the same one.

>>59634507
expired mint

>>59634538
>the anal jew

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>$5 coupon can only be applied to a single product over $25 and no longer stacked orders
i see aliexpress is turning jewish. this'll probably be my last order from them if this is a sign of things to come. ebay has better prices anyway.

>>59634600
But I used mine on a stacked order

>>59634538
> he fell for the metal plated jew

>>59634641
oh it say mobile only. i was merely pretending.

>>59622241
JUST BUY IT ALREADY

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>>59631486
I'm the anon who needs one for my Guinea pig.

The on the right has no external power and it'll work only with computers having dedicated GPU (mine does so) and Russians seem to have the same problem.

Its just a question whenever a cheap one with power will work like the ugreen one. You can ordem these around 5 USD.

>>59631486
I have the Ugreen one, I bought it for an old 1600x900 monitor with a single VGA port to use through my graphics card's HDMI port. I found that without the USB adding additional power to the converter the image was really grainy, once I plugged it intp USB the monitor was completely clear and fine. I don't know if it would only benefit older monitors which require the conversion but it really helped.

Is Pisen a good brand?

>>59634736
Guinea pig;
Idk about them but I need one for a tablet.

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>>59634468

JUST WATER IT AND LEAVE IT ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE STARTING TO PISS ME OFF CHECKING IN ON IT EVERY FUCKING FEW HOURS AND POINTING OUT ITS GROWING. OF COURSE IT IS YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARD. JUST FUCKING WATER, PUT IT NEAR LIGHT AND WAIT A FORTNIGHT YOU FUCKING RETARDED PEACE OF SHIT I HATE YOU

>>59634805
yea, and trying to fix it every day, is a sure way of killing it.

>>59634805
>not enjoying the chink weed posts
they're the comfiest thing in this general. Much better than Eiaosi/Zuk spergshilling and people asking "what's the best chink [thing]" while completely ignoring the infographic and wiki.

>>59634805
fucking dumb frogposter

New thread here
>>59634846
>>59634846
>>59634846

>>59634844
Yes, sorry. Enjoy your 24h ban.

>>59634538
OY VEY GOYIM, YOU BETTER FALL FOR THE METAL PLATED JEW

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>>59621313
I received my credit card knife for less that was less than a dollar. Knife is pretty dull, but I shouldn't complain considering it's cost.

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>>59636605

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>>59636612

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>>59636623
I was more impressed with the chink stealth overall.

>>59621504
Camouflage