/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for chink w33d

link to zircons pls

>>59634890
Bets by Dr. Dr.

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am selling chinkshit to normies.
What are some good products that could sell well?

Here is a small catalogue that I've made.
Is anything missing?

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B3a7fCHozuFGdHU0eldSdk92eG8?usp=sharing

>>59634846
But why the Xiaomi mascot?

>>59634906
only pics? where are the links?

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>>59634906
> shopping like a woman

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this is the best chink shit I have ever bought

punches about 200 dollars above its weight, is smaller than it looks and produces basically no heat

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WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN

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>>59634846
>This is bait >>59622241 >>59622170 don't give it (You)s.
Good idea OP, about including these default warnings. We should weed-out shitposters and Make /csg/ Great Again!

Any regular that knows about the current situation of the threads, go and vote:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12631181
http://www.strawpoll.me/12631181
http://www.strawpoll.me/12631181

>>59634906
normie buying habits are completely different from online shopping sperglords.
I know from working in retail, you'd be surprised what sells and what doesn't. especially women who seemingly buy random garbage, lots of home decor, more garbage to pamper their little shit children, grandchildren, nieces and so on - none of it is ever interesting and is worth less than the resources it costs to produce.

>>59634962
what is that, some kind of class G amp?

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What are you all waiting for?

Autism spinner
40kg grip trainer
Chink CCTV camera lens
U-Grip camera stabiliser

>>59634982
>suicide club
kek

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It kinda looks like weed though. a stoner friend said it was weed or hemp

>>59635094
lmao really?
I guess I'll buy the do nothing club one instead

>>59635053
Mouth fedora (Please no bully. Trying to quit smoking after 20 years of killing myself)
Moto Z Play screen and camera protector

I have a backpack waiting to get shipped but I might cancel because I need one right now since my JanSport just died.

Also have a Bluedio T4 sitting in my cart

are sharks still the cheapest micro sd brand? or have they caught up to north american prices?

also my orders from november just fucking arrived. canadafag here.

>>59634906
canon m lnes adapter
canon m batteries + charger
Huawei Bluetooth Speaker
Xiaomi wifi repeter
Addidas pants
mini hdmi to hdmi and HDMi cable
420seeds

>>59634962
why are there no reviews for this on aliexpress?

>>59635258
They're overpriced

Help to decide on a powered HDMI adapter, make Guinea pigs happy.

Guinea pigs can't afford buying more adapters just for them to be broken.

catch the coupon in 15 min if you need one get ready.

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I'm not interested in buying electronics, austism spinners, knives, watches, leather goods, clothing, art.
Is there anything anywhere that I would want?
Hard mode: Less than $5

>>59635388
I've already bought rock zircons for $4.

>>59635355
why the fuck do you keep gong on about guinea pigs

>>59635258
Netac

>>59635453
It was supposed to be cute or funny and besides anyways its probably a nuisance alrady to look for 1 thing for so long already.

>>59635410
Ez

Tengaegg
3D Puzzles
Plushies
Silicon Butt plugs
Cushion covers
Keychains

>>59635440
teach me senpai

>>59635388
fuck got another one now i have to spend 20$ more

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>several chink packages are in my country atm
>mailman comes around
>shoves chink package down the mail box
>it's some chink make up brushes for my sister

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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IT IS HERE, MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS

I had to sign for it and when I went to the Post Office to pick it up they struggled to find it. Go figure.

Actually ordered a few sizes as I'm no good with ring sizes, the smallest turned out right for me, YMMV.

Happy with it so far, seems well made, will see how it holds out...

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BEIER-316l-stainless-steel-The-Lord-of-the-Rings-fashion-men-ring-popular-exqusite-jewelry-BR/32755073476.html

>>59635440
>got them for €7
Fuck

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>>59635670
mfw I'd need another debit card for my invited fake account.
It has got a $5 off $6 coupon, but can't use it.
My old account got a $5 off $35 coupon.

what do? would deleting old account solve problem?

Ok I am going for it
Wish me luck lads

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Haier-Pathfinder-Robot-Vacuum-Cleaner-Robot-with-Automatic-Charging-Sweeping-Smart-Cleaning-Microfiber-Dust-Cleaner/32762909779.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-fashion-Famous-brand-hollistic-t-shirt-men-100-cotton-abercr-for-ombi-men-T/32364585305.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Madhero-King-Arthur-T-shirt-cool-men-t-shirt/2826073_32790185856.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-Arrival-Men-s-shirt-Long-Sleeve-Plaid-Shirts-Mens-Dress-Shirt-Brand-Casual-Denim/32790363847.html

Can you stack $5 coupons or no?

>>59635742
tacky shirts

get this one instead
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Coolshirt/32695947578.html

Seriously tempted by that Mi Mix price

I know this is primarily tech-related here, but does anyone have experience with buying Mechanix-gloves from one of the chink-sites?

Found nice gloves with 5-star rating for $7 and free shippin, but I've never bought anything on these sites and I have no idea if these ratings are legit or w/e

>>59635741
does it rely detect your card, i remember having no problems with new acc coupons in the 11.11 promo.
but maybe they finally steeped up their system.

Any decent non pajeet reviews of the redmi note 4 global version?

>>59635755
I rather get this desu
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/STALIN-USSR-CCCP-CUTE-Super-Mario-T-shirt-Top-Lycra-Cotton-Men-T-shirt-New-Design/32708922378.html

>>59635775
dunno, just suspecting it does.
gonna try on friend's card

>sucking dick for $6

>>59635565
I bought panties for my sister, but I'm in a different country now and will probably stay.

>>59635779
http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/review/android-smartphones/xiaomi-redmi-note-4-review-eye-catching-upgrade-on-redmi-note-3-3647041/

>>59635819
why the fuck would you buy panties for your sister?


.. or is that why you're in a different country now?

What's the verdict on credit card multi-tools? Are they generally decent? I figured I might as well buy one since I want to get a credit card knife as well.

>>59635750
You can't
I made separate orders

>>59635854
I was going to give them to her in the bottom of another gift on her birthday, with a fun little message. That I'm abroad now is completely unrelated to it.

Do decent really cheap smartphones exist? like 30-50$ cheap. I'm super poor and mine is starting to break.

Any 20kmAh powerbanks for max 22€?

>>59635895
Romoss?
Pineng?

>>59635855
they're pretty shit

Lady boner?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Golds-Gym-Stringer-Tank-Top-Men-Bodybuilding-Clothing-and-Fitness-Mens-Sleeveless-Shirt-Sports-Vests-Cotton/32399600991.html

>>59635890
Blu R1 HD from Amazon Prime. 2GB RAM, IPS display with about 300 PPI, gorilla glass, great build quality, all around good. Speaker and camera B or C_-grade but very usable. $60 shipped with Prime.

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best bluetooth headphone for gym?

>>59635852
its got an IR blaster thats really nice for tv.
does it have ir receiver too for learning ir remotes?

>>59635855
They're pretty bulky and heavy, there's only so much functionality that will be useful, especially when it's awkwardly placed in a sheet of metal. Just try and find something more in the form factor of a key that give you the utility you want.

Is there much risk to buying from a new seller with low feedback? He's got 30 orders on the product I want to buy and 15 ratings with 2 pictures uplaoded by the same "buyer". If this guy is a scammer, will ali refund me? He's cheaper than the competition by a small but significant % and he uses faster ePacket shipping.

>>59635923
These look good thanks.

>>59635995
I don't think so
I don't have one, but the IR blaster app on my dad's LG G2 had a bunch of remote codes built in to the app, so you just selected the remote brand for your TV/Satellite box and it just werked

>>59636007
yeah ali sides with the seller 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999995% of the time

>>59636016
what happens if the seller is shady as fuck and figuratively leaves town and doesn't pay up, does ali still refund?

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>>59636022
>>59636016
>sides with the seller
o shit fo real?

>>59636032
shit meant sides with the buyer

>>59636022
you'll still get your money

>>59636015
except it probably wouldnt work on a chink vcr and old tv. or a android tv box

>>59636016
Not true. My friend has gotten several refunds when the parcel didn't arrive in time.

>>59636022
>>59636032
Ali will only disperse the cash to the vendor when you confirmed that you received the product.

>>59636048
thanks man.

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Is a plastic caliper about as good as a steel one for casual use? It's $4 vs $15.

spoiler: I just want to measure shit for aliexpress reviews

>>59636083
I bought one like that from ebay and its fine for measuring shit like watch lugs and pipes

Are there any caveats to ordering with the mobile app? It saves me a fair amount of cash. Does it interfere with coupon stacking?

>>59636087
thank u dear friend for u feedbakc :).

>>59636083
I've been using one for about 2-3 years, it's okay, obviously a steel one would be better. I've noticed that mine drains batteries much more quickly than it should, had to get a new battery some 3 times already even though I don't use it all that often. The battery cover is shit and slides off easily. That's about all the issues I've had.

>>59636095
It enables it, since some coupons can only be used form the app.
>>59636083
its gona be fine, no need to spend extra money for something you are only gona use once a month or so.

I get 32 gb Sandisk flash drives locally for $10. What is the point of /csg/?

>>59636225
Not everybody lives in Brazil.

>>59636225
http://www.amazon.in/SanDisk-Cruzer-Blade-Flash-Drive/dp/B005FYNT3G/ref=sr_1_1
http://www.amazon.in/SanDisk-micro-USB-connector-OTG-enabled-Android/dp/B00RBGYGMO/ref=sr_1_2
http://www.amazon.in/Sony-Microvault-Drive-32GB-Black/dp/B006RHKER4/ref=sr_1_3
http://www.amazon.in/Sony-Micro-Vault-Pendrive-White/dp/B011RNT5CC/ref=sr_1_4
http://www.amazon.in/HP-V210W-32GB-USB-Drive/dp/B008PPZBHO/ref=sr_1_6

>>59634906
Are you planning on buying and them reselling, or just being the middle man and keeping your shit strictly digital and not keeping stock?

If you answer the first with a "yes", well, start small, your catalog is quite nice for someone almost normal, but if you want to Target strictly normies, I suggest to change a lot of stuff on it, add more normal EDC(notebooks and small accessories for laptop) and shit decor (you can jump a bit on the star Wars normies wagon) and maybe one or two vacuum cleaners and robots.

Keeping stock is a bitch, you have to gamble when you open it, but with time you will see the items that have good sells, and them, just invest in them.

Right now I am trying reselling chink shit too. But, as a test, right now I am just a middle man. In this way, I can see what stuff sell, and make some money so I can invest in a stock in a near future. I started with nothing and 30 items, in 2 months I make $150-$200 and have a little better idea about the market. I know it's not a lot of money, but in my country, importing shit is a 45-60 days and a lot of people don't want to wait that, even with the low prices compared with the rest of the market.

I would like to have some money to invest right now and start to became more competitive, but I am waiting more, hopefully I will save anought to get a nice stock of my most selling chink shit

>>59636297
>wants to invest
Same situation here. However, I slave labour transcribing audio to text ( $5 for 20 min).
Kill me.

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still waiting for sauce on dap

>>59636297
>>59635288

Also, these are some nice items to start with in the normies market

>>59636310
Well mate, that is not a problem if you are willing to grind for money just with the middleman shit. Wich country are you?

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Bought Arduino Nano and Sparkfun/Adafruit module clones from RobotDyn

All work fine

www.aliexpress.com/store/1950989

+ Black PCB
+ MicroUSB on the Nano's instead of MiniUSB

>>59636369
pajeet
Things are already cheap here, middleman thing is not going to work for me.

>>59636225
You mean zip diskettes

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Bought LiitoKala USB 18650 (and others) charger

I got mine from
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Sale-LiitoKala-lii-100-Li-ion-NiMH-Liepo4-Battery-USB-Charger-Over-Charging-Protection/32596006633.html
though there is a store that claims to be LiitoKala official
https://liitokalahongkong.aliexpress.com/store/217753

+ Uses 5v Micro USB to charge
+ Also works as a battery bank for your phone

>>59636396
I thought all indians where bullied out of /g/.

>>59636310
Are you the slave or the slaver? Are you using an existing service for that?

I gotta be honest, as a student in eastern Europe, that is pretty damn nice for a parttime job.

>>59636445
I am the slave. A guy from reddit hires me.
I found him in /r/slavelabour

>>59636436
They're just in hiding, cryptopajeets.

>>59636396
Agreed
Luckily I live in favelado land, and people here are willing to pay good amount of money for imported stuff. I found a good market with the weeaboos and edgelord/survivalist, and the exotic looking knifes/katanas of Ali helps a lot.

But, if I was willing to enter the cheap shit market, I would be screwed, totally overwhelmed, people are making 10 cents of dollars per item, it's crazy.
If I where you, I would try a bit harder to find the right market, I know shit is cheap because of the "poor country" problem, but there are always one or 2 markets that don't have a lot of competition, but hey, your country have 1 billion people, I can be wrong about this.

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Hang on while i make a post about my packages i just received.

>>59635991
I got a Rock Mumo and it's been pretty sweet so far.

give me a hipster watch for 5 bucks or less, something big and fancy looking.

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Nightmare mode: will my girlfriend like a blue-white-pink nato strap?

>>59636526
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fashion-Leather-luxury-brand-Men-Watches-Relogio-Masculino-Cheap-Quartz-Wristwatches-Popular-big-dial-rectangle-Sport/32682335637.html?spm=2114.40010208.4.46.a3P7E1

>>59636526
sinobi if you want a decent DW clone

>>59636526
Men Watches Top Brand Luxury Relogio Masculino Business Male Military Watch Army PU Leather Clock Gift

http://s.aliexpress.com/UFNnEFbE

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CreeFire XML-T6

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/5-Modes-2300-Lumens-lanterna-Torch-light-mini-LED-Flashlight-Zoomable-Penlight-Lantern-with-Charger-18650/1504749_32465480655.html

+ Works
+ Bright
+ Zoomable
+ 18650

>>59636668
how long does it last (battery time?)

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>>59636507

>>59636691
I'm tired. Capture card, or RTL-SDR?

>>59636709
>Capture card
indeed

Is there a coupon game in 40 mins?

>>59636683
Never actually checked, I have it on my bike w/ a mount.

I charge it monthly, use it on the lowest brightness, Think I get 20+ hours each month (Using Genuine Panasonic 3400 mAh 18650GA).

>>59636330
The name is written right there.
Cayin
A simple bing shows that it's the cayin n5

>>59636835
3h40min i think

>>59634982
seujeul
i think they mean social

>>59636083
link for that?

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Raspberry Pi Blue Case

(Not original store, no idea where it went)
www.aliexpress.com/item/Model-S9-Raspberry-PI-2-model-B-Blue-Case-Cover-Shell-Enclosure-Housing-ABS-Plastic-Box/32511349329.html

+ Jesus fuck this is the best Raspberry Pi case I have used holy shit
+ Rubber Feet
+ I/O accessible
+ Small
+ Semi transparent
+ Easy to put together
+ $3

>>59636488
T-thanks for the link.

I just bought a Doogee Shoot 1, heard from /spg/ it has the same camera quality as Zuk Z2 Pro. It's only $99.

>>59636917
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/QSTEXPRESS-New-Arrival-150mm-6-inch-LCD-Digital-Electronic-Carbon-Fiber-Vernier-Caliper-Gauge-Micrometer-Measuring/32690065180.html

>>59636946
That's pretty cute case, anon. I like it.

>>59636946
tfw want a raspberry pi but dont know why
kind of want one just to run shitty torrent clients with 10k+ torrents at full tilt without caring about slaughtering system resources like a vm / native
unfortunately i dont think they have enough RAM, not sure.

>>59636396
>Not crossing the border for the full Chink Experience

So I just bought this tablet.
Tell me how much I fucked up
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/kill-yourself/32547985017.html

>>59637044
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/kill-yourself/32547985017.html

You fucked up bad. Those are capsules, not tablets.

Also, I wouldn't trust gray-market supplements from china. /fit may be full of assholes, but if you really need to lose weight, head there, and follow some of their advice. It will be more effective, and less likely to make your liver die.

>>59636993
1 GB of RAM is enough for a surprising number of things.

>>59637089
So I just bought this tablet.
Tell me how much I fucked up
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_590393.html

>>59637044
Why do you want a slow and painful death?

>>59637114
No fuckup at all.

I don't think it's got gorilla glass, but someone who's owned a cube can correct me.

The bit about voiding the warranty if you install Android or custom roms is shitty, but I doubt anyone has ever had a successful warranty claim from them anyway, so who cares.

Did it come with the keyboard?

>>59635855
I bought one for $0.10 about a year ago. I use the bottle opener and knife functions regularly. Would definitely recommend.

>>59637189
It's copypasta like the James Donkey mechanical keyboard anon, refer to the OP's post.

I was thinking about getting a pair of Zircons but I don't want to use the mic, and I don't like the idea of it being there, is there a way to disable it?

>>59637189
You just got bamboozled. he keeps posting that for some reason.

Planning on buying a Xiaomi redmi note 4 Global

Any recommendations on what seller to order it from?

>>59637236
No
There are KZs without mics

>>59637325
Goldway if you live in Yurop

>>59637236
jeez, and I thought I was a paranoid fuck.
So either you are gonna use them with an mp3 player, where the mic will connect to nothing or you're gonna use them with a phone, where even if you disable the IEM mic, there's still a mic around.
Or if you are a weirdo and use IEMs with a desktop computer just disable any recording capabilities in ALSA or the kernel or wherever.

But to answer your question: cut the cable before and after the mic and resolder.
Alternatively buy IEMs without mic.

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The chinks delivered!

>>59636297
If you want to make enough money, you have to get your fat arse down to China and get some guys to buy shit for you from the local stores/Factory Outlets/Taobao/Tmall and ship them to you.

If you really want to make some dough, you have to make your way down to the Factory and haggle/make connections with the Chink Businessmen

If you really want to make some sustainable dough, after you made connections/legal-binding deals with the Local Business leaders,
Step 1: Get them to rebrand and remarket your shit as 'Made in the US', 'Made in Japan', 'Made in ROK', 'Made in Germany/EU', 'Made in the UK', 'Made in Singapore' etc
Step 2: Sell it to Normies for 5-to-10x the cost of producing a single good.
Step 3: ???

>>59637379
What did Holly send you?
>inb4 powered dildo

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>>59637379
>>59637392
It's a brass autism spinner!
I really like it

>>59637333
I'll look at those
>>59637356
Yeah, true enough. Thanks guys

>>59637356
>But to answer your question: cut the cable before and after the mic and resolder.
How would even strip the cable to get at the wires? The cable is tiny enough, but the wires look like hairs when you disassemble headphones. I have magnet wire that's thicker.

>>59637388
Yeah yeah, but first of all you have to see the products that have a good enough sells/month ratio before you go full dive on chinaland

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>MiCucks

>>59637388

adventurecpitalist.jpg

>>59637093
oh wow didn't know it was 1gb, thought they were limited to 512
is the Pi cheaper on ali?
should I just get an orange pi or similar clone?
would prefer to spend as little as possible as this is likely just going to run some torrents/serve as a beater for crap i don't want to run on my home server

>>59637510
Just have to learn chinese and chong it over.

>>59637419
Your cat seems to like it as well.

>>59637419
Looks sweet.

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>>59637539
Yes she does :)
>>59637562
In her free time she functions as a phone soft shell

>>59637510
Deep flash cable costs like 5 bucks or you can just DIY.

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Reminder to unsub from Comfy "Tech" Reviews.

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>Try to create AliExpress account on mobile app to get jew discounts
>Immediately tells me suspicious activity detected after creation
>forces me to sign in on desktop site
>tells me I need to verify my cell number
>refuses to start verification process unless I enable a ton of scripts and disable adblock
>get verification code on phone, enter code, the same page refreshes but now the code is expired and I have to wait 15 minutes to get a new one.

Holy fuck this Aliexpress sign up is cancer.

>>59637581
what a slut

>>59635099

isnt hemp useless for getting high?

>>59637522
>is the Pi cheaper on ali?
I believe the Pi might be cheaper on Ali, yes, though it depends on the region. The ones in my area overcharge quite a lot (almost 60 euro) compared to 30 euro I paid for a Pi 3 on a Gearbest sale + goodboy points. The one sold from China are identical to the ones you can buy from western stores anyways.
Various Pi accessories like cases and heatsinks are definitely cheaper to buy from Huang than from Europe or the USA.

>should I just get an orange pi or similar clone?
BananaPi is very good, and so are the latest OrangePis, and should be compatible with anything Pi (I believe there is an officially maintained RetroPie build for Orange Pi, for instance). The Korean O-Droid is a beefed up SMB with 2 GBs of RAM and is also available for about 40 USD.

>>59637419

got a link?

Hows good are the bearings?

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packages overload + free rubber band!

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Well this just came in, ordered on the 22nd of March from IBuyGou using the coupons posted some threads back.

Shipped with DHL on the 28th and I'm surprised I didn't even have to pay customs for it.

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>>59637842
Though pic related might be why.

>>59637842
>IBuyGoy
Just kidding, what's in the package?

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>>59637852
It was even giftwrapped for some reason, IBuyGou was nice enough to include that little Xiaomi Mi Key as a gift.

>>59637883
i use those to take creep shots with my s3 mini.
its really handy to use

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>>59637837
4 packages
for fish tank and also light sensor and car that talks and stuck drill extractor

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Heh. Got a partial refund on the keypad shield that was damaged in transport.
It's crap quality and the pins were very bent and all, but I managed to bend them back and it turns out it actually does work. Neat. I have become the jew.

>>59637895
What software do you use for that and do I need some special tinkering? I have three MiKeys from Gearbest from last year, and yet they don't appear to do anything in any tablet or phone I have (S3 Neo, Galaxy Tab 2, LG G4)

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>>59637883
It's my Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X! Expect a proper review in a couple of days, early impressions are positive so far.

IBuyGou doesn't do chinky vendor roms and simply pre-installed the stock Global ROM MIUI 8.1 Stable 8.1.10.0 on there, which I've just updated to V8.2.2.0.MCFMIDL using phones updater.

>>59637936
the one they included. its jackcom key.
you can set different things. i have mine set to one click is take pic at highest resolution.
my piece of shit phone is so slow it takes ages to actually take pic though

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>>59637883
>IBuyGoy

>>59637960
>not the miku edition
son, i am disappoint
(jk, enjoy your phone)

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>>59637960
>not the Miku edition

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New shit's here...

>>59636835
someone explain coupon game to me

>>59638101
https://sale.aliexpress.com/__pc/catchcoupon_rules.htm

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>>59638066
... it's a Car Smartphone Holder/Mount:
http://www.gearbest.com/car-decorations/pp_264564.html

>>59637966
Hmm, thank you. I'll try it out again later.

>>59637522
Orangepi owner here. It will work on it
Also invest in a small heatsink if you take the orange, it has overheating issues, but only when stressing it

>>59638155
Exciting!

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did i just get chinked?

they sent by registered air mail instead of ePacket, which i usually select, and is here in like 2 weeks to canada. and on top of that they raised the safety time to 60 days when originally it was 25 days like they knew it's going to take longer. They say it's usa that gets epackets but just last week i got an epacket to canada, what's going on here? should i raise a stink?

Ordered several things from gearbest without tracking.

It's so boring now. I have no idea how my package is doing ;_;

>>59637661
thanks lad
>>59638101
whack-a-mole win $5 if you hit the right one (allegedly)

I never win though

>>59638429
Did they charge you extra for ePacket? If not, you don't have much room to complain.

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>>59638409
Not really, it's a dull but practical thingy.

>>59638429
yes you got chinked IF they told you you were getting epacket and you can probably get a few dollars back as a result, not the full amount

if not then you prob can't

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Who else here checks feedbacks of women lingerie for russian sluts?

>>59634846
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-car-stying-tools-Crimping-pliers-terminal-pliers-Cable-clamp-Can-be-pressed-terminal-diameter/32605428981.html

Can the following be used with ATX PSU's for sleeving / modifying cables? Or is there a better / cheaper alternative for crimping terminals?

https://aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-4A-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-425-Quad-Core-CPU-2GB-RAM-16GB-ROM-5/32766652241.html
Decent enough to get for parents?

Anymore photos for Doogee Shoot 1?

i think i really fucked up my chink weed. i tried to pull it out of the earth to replant it but it snapped right off!

>>59638691
>women lingerie
>women

we know your a pedo anon

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My $5 PS2-compatible gamepad arrived. It had a faint scent of fresh electronics on it and came without any branding. Compared to a Logitech F310 the D-Pad is harder to push and the down-buttons on both sides feel a bit mushier than the rest. The analog sticks are okay, but stiffer and report their maximum value earlier. When the Logitech levels out at maybe 92% inclination, this one does at around 76.8% already. Hasn't much effect on actual gameplay though.

Both shoulder buttons are digital as on the original PlayStation controllers, but the bottom one won't register any presses near the upper/lower edges, which is quite bad. It hasn't any rumble motors built in and is lighter than the Logitech. The cable has no proper strain relief and light from the analog-LED leaks where the cable meets the controller. Button number 3 retracts deep enough such that you can feel the circular cutout on the controller.

Build-quality is chink/7 and I'd give it a overall rating of "meh". Probably not the best chink controller out there, but I don't also have anything else to compare it to. I was pretty happy to find an exact replica of a PlayStation controller for muh emulators and was ready to order a second one if it did held up to my expectations, but now I don't think I will. I can't argue about the price though.

>>59638914
Fuck, now we'll never know.
RIP potential weed plant ;_;

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>>59638754
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-1-PCS-48B-TAB-0-5-1-5mm2-terminal-crimping-pliers-tool-car-connector/32324522286.html

Should work, since ATX PSU's are mostly 16-20 AWG

>>59638560
already using my 4-th coupon, its in 45 min again.

What are some essential anniversary sale buys?

>>59638932
>tfw it's not socially acceptable for females aged 12-18 to post lingerie reviews online with pictures

>>59638754
Yeah, should be fine. That's a standard frame as well so have a look for other die sets while you're in there, you should at least get telecom plug dies.

>try to buy $60 of rotating autism enhancers from 0 feedback seller
>"Error, exceeded item limit"
>wtf is this shit
>remove one spinner, try again
>"Error, exceeded item limit"
>remove one spinner, try again
>"Error, exceeded item limit"
>remove one spinner, try again
>"Error, exceeded item limit"
>remove one spinner, try again
>order goes through
>seller immediately messages me asking if I need help and to send him payment information
what

>>59637689
Here it is https://m.fasttech.com/products/6635405
Ceramic bearings and easily spins for five minutes. It's a bit wobbly, which you can like or not and the part where your fingers go in not super tight and that increases the wobble, but i don't mind and i think it's worth the money.

>>59639507
It's a scam, don't give your payment info.

>>59639115
anything that will fit on your ass

>>59623266
/ck/ here. Can definitely confirm that that is a mint plant.

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>>59637960
I know there's countless reviews out there already but is there something you guys would like to see covered for a review?

>>59638024
>>59638029
Unfortunately for those that wanted it, the Miku edition sold out within seconds after it was made available.

>>59638346
ok thanks
>>59639101
tfw I am raging because I keep losing somehow
I won on the first or second try and I've lost every other time, like 10 times... I don't understand why

What is the chinkphone oth the best camera under 200$?

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If I hypothetically want to set up an Internet-controlled dildo, does AliExpress offer any mechanical devices which will make this possible? Bonus points if it's compact or easy to disassemble and reassemble.

>>59639701
https://www.kimovil.com/en/compare-smartphones/order.kiCamera,f_max_d+usdPrice.200

>>59639722
kek what a faggot

>>59639722
you might have to make the mechanical side of it yourself but I can't imagine it's too hard to do

then you just need a motor driver, power supply, and maybe an ethernet sheild for an ardunio

coupon game in 1 minute

anyone know a good controller for smartphone? wired one preferred to not fuck the battery too fast, wireless is fine too, i'll use a power bank in case.
Sometime I have nothing to do for 3-4 hours and I want to play some steam game while I'm at work using Kainy.

ok, this time I killed every single one of those little coupon niggers and I still didn't get the coupon. Fuck this shit.

>>59639778
Xiaomi Gamepad, anything by GameSir or 8Bitdo. iPega does a load of controllers but they aren't as good quality.

>>59639778
8bitdo, Xiaomi, or if you wanna cheap use Gamesir

>>59639778
8Bitdo

>>59638560
>thanks lad
You're most welcome, anon.

>>59639778
4th for 8bitdo. They even have very tiny ones.

>>59639848
>>59639857
>>59639869
>>59639895
Thanks I'll get the Nes30pro or the FC30pro, they seems pretty good

is there any ios 6 theme or similar for the new miui?

My $1 mic arrived.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cZQj3qrAi3

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/dont-bully-my-accent/32575814357.html

>>59640064
seems like a pile of shit

>>59640064
That's a fuck load of background noise

>>59638463
>It's so boring now. I have no idea how my package is doing ;_;
It's sleeping with other guys. And they're huge. When it shows up, it will make you use a condom, and tell you all about how it didn't make the customs inspectors use one.

And that's why you always get tracking on your packages.

>>59640121
>>59640113
Still somehow manages to be better than my old mic.

Also note that I clipped it on my shirt. Would be a lot better if I could get it closer to my face.

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>>59639017
I have bad luck with that style crimper, and ended up replacing it with pic-related.

Are the cheap micro SDs more likely to corrupt my files? Or can I just get the cheapest one I find on Ali?

>>59638576
>dull
wat? add strobe to it then.

>>59640294
yes

All you uneducated buffoons with "chink" plant, those plants they send you are from huo ma ren, or Bama strain (china yunnan as well).

You can get it from almost any dumb ass seller by searching up "organic hemp seeds".

They have low-to-moderate thc levels, varying on the phenotypes that show up.

>>59640373

If you're intelligent, you can possibly find very good green tea seeds as well, and grow your own tea. I plan to, just need some good humidity, if you live in a lucky state.

>>59640415
don't you need stupid amounts of plants because you can only take the tips of the plant for tea?

Any swimfags here? I'm looking for some goggles.

>>59640333
Thanks for that insightful answer :-)

>>59640430

Yeah, but I find it something cool to do anyway, as I have a rather decent amount of space in my yard, they take I believe three years to harvest anything decent. From there you can decide how to prepare em, you use the newly formed buds.

>>59640011
You should get an Xtander too

>>59640373
>>59640415
>>59640576

Will update and show mr.chink seeds man, how the close-to-final output of the plants end up looking.

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>>59640244
what do the chinese call the terminals for pic related?

I only find some $5.9 10 piece set thats remotely similar. 5.08mm terminal is not found anywhere else on aliexpress.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-Set-5-08mm-Connector-Large-4-Pin-Computer-IDE-Power-Connector-Plug-Male-Female-Housing/32794134470.html

>>59640738
Molex

>>59640738
The original crimp set you asked about has an actual Molex/AMP die set in it m8.

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on my orders page it says "Payment being verified"
does this take long?

>>59640949
like 24 hours if its the first time you have used that card

>>59640576
>they take I believe three years to harvest anything decent
:|

>>59640965
it didn't ask for billing address separate from shipping address, is this normal? My shipping address is indeed different

>>59636535
Depends man

>>59641066
>Depends man
?

>>59641141
Usually a watch strap is for your wrist, not your hand.

>>59640722
yeah I got one

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water beads are great for root grow of cut offs of plants!

What is the best chinese fountain pen to get?

>>59641265
Just buy one from Amazon, dude. Stop outsourcing your consumerism.

>didn't prompt for separate billing address
>now my orders are all fucked up, probably have to cancel/reorder
>used my coupon
damn it

>>59641301
massage the sellers directly, some of them mite ship to different address.

what are some good ear buds to buy
mainly for listening to music on my phone and some games looking at piston 3 or Rock zircon

>>59641338
The issue is that I put in my shipping address which is the only thing it asked for in the app during checkout—it never prompted me for a billing address. So I assume my payment won't be verified and I'll miss all of the sales and lose my coupon. Pretty fucking stupid.

>>59641386
Both of those are good. Check out the Xiaomi hybrids too, heard they're also worth the cash.

Zircons are probably more bass heavy than the Xiaomi's btw.

>>59641420
thanks I was gonna get the Piston with a 3 dollar coupon but it expired so I will probably have to pick one of those:(

>>59641301
Relax, everything's fine. They don't need the billing address to charge you. They just need the CC number, expiring date, CIV code and owner's name.

>>59641301
It's no problem
I always fill in fale addresses so they don't know where to find me

>>59641502
oh ok thanks
I removed my card already, I assume it doesn't matter as long as the order is already placed

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>>59635258
>sharks

chat support is worthless btw

>>59641386
I got pistons about a week ago. So far I love them, but they don't block out as much of the outside world as the monoprice 8320s they replaced.

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>>59641570
>>59635258
Sharks are great though

What's the current meme SD card brand?

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Why do chinks believe that these beyblade looking spinners are worth 30€ or more when the stick metal shits go for 3-5€
I mean isn't it the same chunk of shit metal in a different form

>>59641751
None.

The prices went up everywhere and it's not fun anymore.
The prices also went up from sandisk and samsung though but nobody is buying them anymore just because.

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Update on the moss ball in the fish tank.
its still green. i might check a piece under microscope to see it its an actual plant

My xDuoo X2 is shitting itself, so it's time for a now DAP.
What'd be a good one for $100-$250?

>>59641940
A U T I S M

>>59641941
Are sharks still worth it just for the meme and cute picture though?

>>59642016
xDuoo x3 - has rockbox
Fiio X1 for possible rockbox
Fiio X1II is better but no rockbox
Fiio X3 and X5 for more useless function and a big price increase

>>59642028
Tell me about it. Spinning mine right now and got 3 more coming in mail soon

>>59641984
wth is going on with your camera?

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>>59640726

>>59642080
thank autism gweilo, you good customer, get many tendies I am sure if rate 5 star

>>59641984
>no weed

I wonder what the cops do when someone is clearly attempting to grow weed, but failing?

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So, on what stupid things have you wasted your money?

Looking for a bluetooth dongle for hooking my Dualshock controller to PC. Any suggestions?

Oh, and if I get one, could I also use it for those bluetooth headphones? Or would I need two? Hell, now that I think about it, I kinda also wanna get a media remote control so I don't have to go back to the computer every time I wanna switch a song.

>>59642163
they cant do shit, if it has low THC content its not illegal.

>>59641386
I own a pair of UIISII HM7 and Xiaomi Hybrid and tend to prefer the HM7

>>59642208
I bought panties for my sister, which might seem weird.

>>59642208
Are you gonna resell those?

My Xiaomi Pisons 2's finally shit on me after a year so I'm looking at the Senfer UES's. Anything I should know before I get chinked? Do I need to buy separate wires for them?

I don't want something too bass heavy.

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Any good sales on headphones on Aliexpress right now? Just looking for a decent all rounder less than $20

>>59642262

I'm looking for a replacement to my piston 2's too, except I want to get the Zircons. How do they compare?

Any good chink flash drives?

I don't need speed/high capacity, they're just for holding files for class/making bootable linux drives.

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>>59642234
No, I am gonna use them all for my various kinds of music.
The three colourful ones will probably go for Super Eurobeat, maybe one another for Toho Eurobeat, dunno what I will put on the fifth.
The two LDs are not enough, and also a variety of colours will be a nice bonus.

>>59642135
chink weed dude here. what are you trying to say about my weed? i rubbed the leaves and its NOT mint, it vaguely smells like weed.
i have mint plant outside and it doesnt even look like it.

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>>59642362

>>59639722
Get an nodeMCU is like an Arduino, with WiFi for less than $3

>>59642276
Superlux 681 or 668B, but you are probably better off buying those off Amazon.
Frankly because those cheapo superlux chink headphones got really popular it's often cheaper to buy them local than purchase from chinks, because local resellers buy them in bulk and get cheaper prices.

>>59642445
I mean for the thrusting mechanism, the computer/control side is doable with whatever

>>59642446
Thanks

>Processing time awaiting: 7 days
WHAT

>>59635991
got 15 off 70 coupon. No idea what to buy. Have so much chink shit already. Having issues loading my basket.

-Looking a headlamp for auto work
-are chink socks worth a fuck?
-need to see eye dr for new Rx before buying new glasses.

I'm lost desu

>>59642482
Look at CNC linear guides.

>>59642564
I was thinking something small and rotating for simplicity

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Are there any stores on Aliexpress that are good for usb flash drives? IE. as advertised and acceptable speeds

>>59642362

Nah, I never stated you were growing mint, I'm just correcting everyone in here, about what the actual strain is, and its outcome.

It's nothing more than just a landrace strain that were bred close together and lost a lot of potency.

If I were you I'd just grow outdoors if you don't have the proper utilities to grow correctly, that plant will produce nothing, hemp or not.

>>59642224
By the way why aren't UIISII HM7 earphones a meme ? They are really good earphones !

>>59642674
yeah sort by orders and get the silver ones, they're good

>>59642798
These ones?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item//1805144872.html
>50% off
I sure hope so

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>>59642208
>good-oLD-times.png
Those they were.

What color redmi note 4 should i get?
also how long should i expect this phone to last?
i dont mean when it gets outdated i mean when something breaks on it

>>59642889
Pink, pink gold, or something like that.

>>59642378

nice mint

good for garnishing coctails

>>59637581
this is a worksafe subreddit

>>59642889
Black is the best color.

You can basically make the phone last as long as you want it to, replacement parts are cheap off aliexpress and the phone is simple to take apart and repair.

>>59642694
i have planted several seedlings that have sprouted roots outside. i just keep this one inside as a fun project and documentation on chink "weed"

do you have any idea how to fix the thin stem problem?

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Anyone have suggestions for Action cameras?

Preferably 4k at 30fps or >=1080p @ 60fps. Color accuracy and the ability to quickly adjust lighting conditions are ideal.

bonus for image stabilization. If it helps its for aerial photography

>>59642594
Guide, not actuator. I did the simple rotary thing and it's the way to go, but you can get linear bearing and whatnot for cheap off Ali and it'll save bodging.

>>59640513
Your welcome :^)

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Mail's here. It took 12 days from Gearbest in China to Texas.

>>59643028
Check out Techmoan, he reviews a few of them.

>>59642978

Honestly, it depends on your climate what kind is it? Also these have to be in sunlight, it's always best to have SOME wind in your area to build stronger stems, stretching is an issue that only takes place because the angle of the sun's rays aren't hitting it properly. True stuff.

I also have a bright fluorescent outdoors at night just in case the sun wants to be shit during the day.

New thread here
>>59643119
>>59643119
>>59643119
>>59643119

>>59635019
Class D

>>59634962
i have this and i do a like

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>>59643112
>shipping from China to some hick desert is faster than to Europe

Best chinkphone for 250?
Must support band 4 LTE!

>>59643567

>Chink Shit Wiki
https://wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic v1.4
https://my.mixtape.moe/aijpuk.jpg (embed)

>Chink Shit Infographic "Eiaosi's a Shit Edition"
http://chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>>59643567
ZUK Z2 / ZUK Z2 Pro
Redmi Note 4 Global
LeEco Le Max 2

>>59643790
Thanks!
The zuk looks nice, but is the pro worth it?

feeling like buying a mi mix lads

>>59643825
I'd say yes. The camera is way better, and you get an AMOLED screen and faster storage (UFS vs EMMC). FYI the 6gb/128gb version is available for $276 from Banggood with the coupon BGXYZ2.
http://www.banggood.com/Lenovo-ZUK-Z2-Pro-5_2-inch-6GB-RAM-128GB-ROM-Snapdragon-820-2_15GHz-Quad-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1050713.html

>>59636118
look at AvE's video on cs calipers, he explains why they drain faster

>>59636083
I couldn't bring myself to use them, even though I haven't measured anything less than .5 of a mill for years.

>>59637388
Maybe I won't drop the whole learning mandarin thing just yet