/csg/ Chink Shit General

First for ZERO keyboards
http://s.aliexpress.com/EvymQzuE

Hey, can anyone recommend a chink Surface rip off?

I ordered my RN3P 13 December, thing has been stuck at my local sorting station for five days now. I know Russian Post can sometimes end up with empty packages, bricks or soap the same weight instead of a phone inside at sorting stations. A lot of my stuff was practically stolen under the Soviet Union shopping services. Should I be worried? If I get fucking soap I'm quitting /csg/ for good.

As for the Zircons, mine hit the floor a few times, and the right driver has detached so I had to shove it back in now two times. My guess is that it was not glued too well or it could just be my bad for having dropped it so many times to the floor. Still works though so no complains.

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The shit I got over the last days and didn't post so far:
Some OpAmps, two ESP-8266 breakout boards, a small boost converter, a relay board, 8 pin SMD breakout boards, a Arduino Nano breakout board, a 6V solar cell, a 8 channel signal level converter, two more cheap stepper motors, a clover leaf antenna for the quadcopter and lemon squeezers which can be stuck directly onto a bottle.

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Received these chink calipers yesterday. They claim the black parts you measure with is carbon composite. Looks like plastic, but is actually really hard. Anyway to confirm their claims?

>>58270117
it's probably FRP

Ok heres a mini review from a regular guy buying some IEM's for music. So i have had the Xiaomi hybrids, kz ed7 (the bamboo ones) and Uiisii Hm7 on my hands.
I am using them on my Redmi note 3 with default EQ and just tinkering with some sound presets it has to choose from. (Mi in ear pro, general earbuds etc)

Hybrids:

Superb bass, great feel and overall i love how they sound. Got the white ones. The cable got dirty and had to use some silicon glue to keep them from breaking but i use them 24/7 since summer.

Kz ed7:

Great little beasts with very good sound and bass but somewhat inferior to xiaomi. They dont seal very good in my ears but i am waiting for some new foam eartips for them. The major con of them is if you use them for running or walking the cable makes a sound when it swings and touches your body that distracts you. For lifting weights they are good.

Uiisii hm7:

They have better mids than ed7 but weaker bass. They are really close to hybrids and if someone is good in tinkering EQ settings i think you will love them more than hybrids. The cable is good but they have weird cone that "hides" in your ear.

Overall i keep going back to hybrids but the other two are way cheaper.
Also i am waiting the eiaosi x6 since 11.11 to review them.

Any good doorknob shops?

>>58270148
Eiaosi has weaker bass than hybrids but better mids and trebles. It also has around the same bass than zircon but better mids and trebles. The Eiaosi is about the same in mids and trebles like the urbanfun one.

>>58270298
Post pic of your Eiaosi, Zircon and Hybrids with timestamp or gtfo.

>>58270329
urbanfun too

>>58270263
Yep

Opinions on Pisen powerbanks? 20Ah is 22€ currently.

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now that's a meme i can get behind

Anyone have a recommendation for headphones with cups cancel outside sounds and are good for using over long periods of time?

Hi, can i learn chinese? Please

anyone bought ultra boosts from ioffer ?

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>>58263167
>>58261772
>Am I right in assuming these would be significantly better than the $40 fakes on DHL, ALi, and ioffer?
>I just ordered a fake rolex for $16 from Ali, but if I had a job I'd get one of these quality Omega reps


I am now tempted for an omega rep too, damn it ! Waiting for a black nomos btw, i will see if i like it and decide further on a black watch.
Can anyone say a little bit more about those 'better' reps ? I'm not sure how i feel about the quality of my jacques lemans london, it was like 100 euro when i bought it, it was even reduced.

>>58271069
fucking KEK would love to have seen his face, reg op on suicide watch

>>58271069
Chinese ny is bs. I swear all these delays then additionally they have all these other holidays.

Question: i payed for dhl on an item i need asap. What happens if it arrives after the 11-19 days?

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>>58270905
Alternative to fakes.. I don't own it but some guy on /fa/ pointed this out. /csg/'s Thoughts?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Genuine-Casio-MTP-V002L-1A/332057015919

>>58270722
Somic ST-80
Edifier H850
ISK HD 9999
ISK HP-960B
Takstar pro80
Bosshifi
Langsdom FA890

>>58270089
Jumper ezpad
Cube iWorks
Onda oBook 11

>>58271132
Nice watch, too good for /csg/, but a good recommendation for someone who wants a simple but good watch.

>>58271132
Casios will never fail you but modern society would always easily identify you as the bottom bitch.

If you want Japanese, go Oriental for classy, Seiko/Citizen for other purposes.

For Chinkland, there are plenty of legit Chink brands, besides the 'infamous' counterfeits:
Parnis (Depending on model and movement)
Perpetual
Celadon
Seagull
Beijing
Hangzhou

>>58270566
they are a reliable brand

>>58271254
>chinese
>reliable

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>>58271234
BE
FUC
BITC

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>>58271388
>>58271234
ST
ING
HES
...
stinghes?

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What products have you guys got that helped you with your profession/work?


Pic related I love this thing.

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Anyone bought this thing ? I've always wanted a similar all-dark watch. The orange variant looks also very good. It's window is hardlex', which supposedly is better than pure glas.

>>58271709
but the specs are written on the capacitor

>>58270329
Is /csg/ really getting this autistic about people's opinions now?

>>58271759
Yeah and if it fails the written values will update right?

Also its a universal tester, shit test a lot of components not only capacitors.

>>58270905

you get what you pay for,i bought a £10 armani which was shocking,every rep (see the box full of watches) have been £30+ (no more than £40) and are very good..you can make offers on the prices so might get a deal,theres a few patek and audemars coming through now (audemars im waiting on)..the omega ones are great,the back even has the seamaster logo,the orange strap i put on doesnt do it justice,it came with a metal strap with omega clasp but i broke the connecting pin.

Any of you guise done anything neat with IR kits? I was thinking of going hunting for one I can plug into my computer.

>>58270818
from experience of buying on there trainers are hit and miss,ive had great pairs of vans that have been perfect and ive had converse that have fell apart,yeezys are easy to spot as a rip off,i had a pair of red adidas NMDS which hold up well,comfy as fuck too

>>58271933
cool thanks, keep us posted on the new ones :)

>>58271973
thanks again, i will order ultra boosts from yupoo for the wife - she just has to decide on a colour, i'm curious what will come. I've had a pair and seem a lot of them, so it'd be interesting to compare

>>58270103
What quadcopter?

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My chuwi that I got a few months ago has a sever burn in on the screen, pic related. Can I chink chuwi or gearbest back because eof that warranty? Should I deal with chuwi's customer support or go straight to gearbest

>>58272142
Go straight to Gearbest about this, contact their support and they'll offer you some shitty options just stand your ground and they'll sort it out.

>>58272121
i only buy watches from there as the trainers i can get locally if needed,ive had golf clubs,t shirts,christ...all manner of things from chinksville and been happy with 90% of the stuff...only once has customs been a bitch.

>>58270103
What's the pen thing?

>>58270148
pics

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>get mi4c
>MiUI8 is out for every single Xiaomi phone except for Mi4c through updater
>have to deal with unlocking and some other shit

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>>58272237
thank you, you seem experienced, mind sharing some more tips with us?

also what would be the best watch you've gotten?

So I'm thinking of getting a Redmi note 3 pro, is the global rom safe to use? Or should I use Xiaomi.eu or Cynogenmod instead?

>>58272460
xiaomi.eu since like 3 weeks, like it much better than global stable, especially with 2gb ram.

global stable is generally OK, just not the vendor versions

cm is for people, who dislike miui

>>58272381
Mi4c bootloader is unlocked.

>>58272460
MIUI8 is stable for RN3P. I'm having an issue with Gmail notifications but apart from that the phone works flawlessly

>>58272560
Can you comment on xiaomi.eu?
What does it improve?

>>58272855
Disable MiUI optimization and memory optimization in developer options.

>>58272381
Not available for Mi Note Pro either famalam

On of the buds from my 2 month old piston hybrid is suddenly very muffled

I tried cleaning the it and jerking the cable and connector and nothing

I read a post on reddit that suggests I soak them/wash in water and wait for a few days till they dry
help lads

>>58272861
Already did as suggested in a previous thread, things worked for a while but it's back at it.
Also the battery optimizer is disabled and Inbox is set to Autostart in the Security settings

The behavior is also very erratic. At times it works fine, other times it doesn't

>>58272855
>xiaomi.eu
it's just generally more snappier, you can feel there's not so much bullshit running in the background. Also, apps reload less often than before (2gb version). There also some other small nice things i have yet to discover.The whole bootloader unlocking procedure is a bitch tho....

BTW my daughter's mother's rn3p (again 2gb) is having problems with the miui 8 global stable rom, phone lags, restarts, some screen tearing in camera....

>>58273008
does it still happen with the gmail app ? the notification settings are changed in miui8

can someone post the image that shows the specs of the DW watches and how cheap they are to make?

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>>58273103

>>58273087
>my daughter's mother's rn3p

>>58273087
Yes it happens with both GMail and Inbox, although generally it's more severe with Inbox. I assume there's some advance chinkery at work here as it probably has to do with the Google account synching or the Google Play Services process getting killed or something

>>58273008
also
Go to settings --> app notifications --> pick the apps you want to receive notifications, then turn the toggle for "Priority" on.

>>58273727
Already did that as well, but thanks

>>58273765
one more
settings --> manage apps' battery usage --> choose apps. From there, pick all the apps you want to receive push notifications and select "No restrictions."

>>58271881
The autist is the one trying to force meme his $2 pair earphones. So, """opinions""" involving the Eiaosi brand require a pic proof. (Watch him not providing one once more.)

If I get myself a chink phone, how are the chances I can replace the ugly white from menus with glorious black?

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>>58273781
How do I get rid of that lock thing? Few apps have started doing it, no idea why. The lock makes it so I have to swipe the app to close it rather than closing it via "close all"

>>58273847
easily if you download a miui theme.

>>58273781
Did that as well this morning. It shouldn't affect since the battery saving is disabled but GMail seems to be working since this morning

I'm really tempted to install CM13 but MIUI's camera app is pretty good

>>58273981
Isn't that when you swipe down on a app to lock it down in memory?

>>58273982
Looks promising thanks anon!

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>>58270099
Still praying to the gods I get my phone. Except I ain't Christian, maybe I should join the Orthodox church then.

>>58274044
thanks anon, sorted it

>>58274095
Ordered one on Xmas eve myself strangely enough the warehouse was based in Hong Kong but it got a Swiss tracking number (I'm in Germany)

>>58274122
Because they sent it via Swiss Post, they need to do it like this for it to be able to enter the EU and ship there freely once entered. I ordered from Fancy Phone or whatever, they shipped it by Singapore since that would give the least least waiting time to Russia.

>>58274144
Makes sense, thanks for the information

>>58274518
I think China post has the infrastructure in place to ship it into Europe, but for some reason these European shipping companies can provide a cheaper service at times. I wonder if it's because they are subsidized? By having the packages go through the systems in their country they give people more to do, unless machines do the work of course...

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Rate my recent purchases

>>58274723
Gay
Autistic

>>58274773
It's for my wife's butthole though

anyone have any experience with xiaomi 4g mobile dongles? or any other brands? need a decent one for gayming, nat type strict atm

Where can I buy a 3 gig RN3P for under 200$ with paypal?

>>58274800
Why are you trying to give your wife cancer?

>>58274723
Ordered a fidget cube from the original website in November. Paid 20$ for express shipping. Still haven't seen it yet

>>58274945
Authentic chinked

>>58272138
A DIY one (250mm frame)
which is lying around for 2 years now, I decided to do some upgrades

>>58272302
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/L7-Pen-IC-SMD-Easy-Pick-Picker-Tool-Vacuum-Sucking-3-Suction-Headers/32699704422.html

Please read the top comments and reconsider your next phone purchase.

https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/5l9jal/ysk_chinese_phones_are_now_so_good_a_200_phone/

>>58274945
Ordered it from ali once it got up for pre-sale.
Paid about $9 and got it two weeks ago.

>>58270103
So you get to squeeze the lead directly on your lemons?

>>58275428
FML could I ask for a refund via PayPal at least for the express shipping cost?

>>58275209
what is bait

what is custom rom

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anyone had any experience with this cheap shite?
http://www.gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_426409.html

>>58275649
Works alright. Slow charging.

>>58275673
slow will be fine, it'll just be used for overnight charging

>>58275649
These generally work but heat up and are slow as hell. No comparison to what phone OEMs are using

>>58270055
Which switches, bitch?
I refuse to buy unless they're outemu

>>58272446
Ive been buying watches for about 2 years,ive found the cheaper ones are shit! 30/40 gbps are very good..always best to haghle on ioffers you can get some good deals,I bought my dad a rolex complete with box and documentation gor £50 for hes birthday,was flawless (bar the continual second hand,rolex have a second hand that just flows,doesnt stop between seconds) the onegas are the best ive come across although the breitling is awesome (bar the extra dials not working) the hublot is flawless although ive not seen a real one close up im happy to answer questions... I love watches but im in no posotion to buy originals,I dont wear these to "fake it till I make it" its just for my own persnal enjoyment...saying that though,I reckon the omegas could easily pass as originals if you wanted them too

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>>58275430
It works like this, not you can squeeze the lemons and the juice will flow directly into the bottle

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>>58272323

Gave my brother the UiiSii so i dont have them here at the moment.

Remember that threads ago there was some discussion about Ali banning tea?
well it seems it was an elaborate ruse by chinks too sell more tea at the end of the year because guess what, there's still tea for sale on Ali.

On a more positive note, I bought my first xiaomeme product yesterday

>>58270905
rep watches are a whole different ball game. they've got forums and shit dedicated to them.

>>58275794
I ordered them today, didnt bother to check, already own a cherry MX keyboard (reds) and would like to try something new for a change. Chose blacks, but dont know what brand.

>>58270818
They're all shit. Fake, styrofoam, hard/feels like wood """boost""" which defeats the whole purpose of getting UBs in the first place.

Go up to $90 reps. That's when you start getting into real boost reps, which feel like retail with some minor flaws. Only go with iOffer if you're getting shit like Air Maxes or Roshes.

>>58275884
when life gives you lemons, you buy the appropriate chink shit

>>58276050
Let us know when you get it; it'd be nice to know.

>>58276239
I'll keep /csg/ updated. But first I want my other chink shit to arrive damn it.

>>58275840
Do you have any replicas with extra dials that actually work? Not just stamped on the face?

>>58275991
I thought Jan22 was the last day

>>58270298
pics

>>58276386
depended on who you asked to, I messaged some sellers to get an idea
somebody said yesterday would be the last day, somebody said the 4th, somebody said the 22nd and somebody preferred not to answer
to be sure I bought some yesterday and it seems I might have well waited

>>58273149
So, you can get jew'd and get the $195 one, or get chink'd and buy the $2 that will break in two months.
If it's so cheap to make, why doesn't someone make it with the good parts and sell it for like $30?

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>>58276239
>>58275794
This russki couldn't identify them so I doubt I can. At least it has good reviews.

>>58276483
Sounds like a scam then

>>58273149
This is something to aspire to. Creating a brand and selling crap to pleb is an amazing skill.

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Just got a $100 visa gift card.

What should I buy?

>>58276355
the hublot has working dials,but if your going down the route of "is it real,is it fake" then go for the plain faced ones..i was in two minds whether to order a black faced black strapped omega with no dials for this purpose but didnt bother,the dials all move round from button presses on the outer face but dont stay in sync with timings,(other than the hublot,but you have to set the dials to work in conjuction with each other)

>>58271953
IR is the most effective way to transfer malware on and off directv boxes

tfw refunded old hybrids because they stopped working and got the new ones for $7 and they're actually better than the old ones

>>58276664
some amazon shit
unless you're willing to wait two months

>>58276888
i am

i honestly couldnt care less, just wanna buy some near shit

So I just made my first purchase on AliExpress a couple of days ago, now it says that the order has been closed and that it's waiting for appeal, the money are currently "reserved" (not sure if this is the accurate translation, but it's not gone from my account, just held), why is this happening?

>>58276900
neat shit

china isnt fucking near

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Breaking News: BM-800 and company are going the way of the Shark.

New price: BM-800 $16.74

Few months ago I got mine for $11.89 if Sharks can be used as a way to measure price increase of popular memes, the BM-800 will reach $20 in the next two months for the plastic shock mount ones and $25 for the metal one.

>>58276913
As I posted this I noticed I could check the details.

"Your order has been cancelled for security reasons. To avoid cancellations to future orders, please submit the additional required documentation to us."

What "required documentation" are they even referring to?

>>58276913
Enjoy waiting 20 days for the refund to be completed.

Also remember: If shit looks to good to be true, it might be! but still ask /csg/ first, you most likely purchased from a scam store, and Jack Ma detected it and closed it.

>>58276947
I don't mind, it's like $8 being held, but I bought it from the KZ official store, so it should be legit?

>>58276930
Source

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>>58276913
>>58276942
Nevermind, found the issue.

Just not gonna shop chink I guess, too much trouble for me.

>>58277070
Where are you from?
I've seen other people post about this, seems like fucking ass

>>58277087
Sweden, pretty shitty.

>>58277126
Konstigt, ingen aning om vad som triggar det. Trodde det bara var skitländer som påverkades.

can i get some pen recommendations? mostly for note taking, and perhaps writing in textbooks. something smooth, and doesn't smear.

>>58271733
I have done, the watch is good, so far so good.

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>>58276930
comfy tech reviews on suicide watch

>>58277248

Watashi mo

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>>58277166
Såg det här, antar att jag drog nitlotten.

what do I search for in Ali to find DW watches? any nato strap recomendation?

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Finally pulled the trigger on the VE MONKS, hope I didn't get memed. Now to play to waiting game.

>>58277266
I would try creating a new account.

Now that I think about it my account must look scammy as fuck. I use new prepaid cards for every order.

>>58277374
Post yours

>>58277399
Who cares if you got memed they're 5 bucks

Is Xiaomi Band 2 worth it? It's only like 20$.

>>58277475
I use mine pretty much only for tracking my sleep and waking me up. I like it.

The official software for it is ass, so unless you're a pirate you'll also have to pay ~$3 for an app.

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Purchased a BM-800 from Amazon.com, will they also ship it from China?

Additional info:
I'm not in the United States of AMERIKKKA!,
Sold by: Amazon Export Sales LLC on the order status, but the sales package said "DragonPad USA"
Shipped using: AmazonGlobal Standard Shipping

>>58277254
Is Comfy a mexican or pajeet?

>>58277543
Have you tried Gadgetbridge on Fdroid?
How's the sleep tracking? Can it really wake you up with vibration? It seems pretty cool, but also pretty gimmicky, I really can't justify buying a heart rate/sleep sensor that I'll use for a few days before realising that that information is essentially worthless.

Anyone ever bought chink merino wool clothes?

>>58277399

You maybe sitting there and asking, "But, Igor! Where exactly are all of my $5 really going?", and the answer is here. This is where all the fu‘ss is located.

The Monk is by far the best earbud I've heard to date, and yes, I've been hearing a lot about VE's TOTL earbud the VE Zen, but I have not yet auditioned it and my statement stays true at the moment of me writing this review.

The way I like to describe the VE Monk sounds is like listening to decent bookshelf speakers, or maybe even a full sized open headphone. To describe the Monk in a few words, it would be: natural, organic, open, immersing and detailed. The overall sound signature is quite balanced, somewhat low to mid fi in terms of clarity, and with a really awesome soundstage that is very immersing and natural.

>>58277615
haven't heard of that before, no
sleep tracking mostly is a gimmick for me, yeah. It does a good job of waking me up. Feels nice to not be screamed at by an alarm clock.

sharks are dead i take it
what's a good cheap microsd?

>>58275649
i cant say about the wireless charger adapter but i would recommend to get a wireless charging base that doesn't heat up the phone as much as a cheap one, but that one looks good for trying it out

So, my cx98 I bought a month ago has already a problem on the right earbud. I have used them for a month. Should I message the seller (is there anything they could do?) or do I just buy a new pair?

>>58277812
What problem?

None of the stuff i bought before 24th have updated tracking since, but stuff i bought on 29th and 30th have all updated, does china shutdown on christmas?

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>>58277834
It's kind of a static noise, doesn't happen all the time and its hard to describe. The right side also gets a bit quieter when it happens. I don't think I can record it.

>>58274095
Do you use e-packet?

Also,
>orthodox
No

>>58274723
I ordered a similar butt plug and it had awful chemical smell that couldn't be washed off

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Wanna buy a BM 800. But I was told I need a phantom power. Is this true?

Can someone do a video with it on and with it off?
Also, do I need a sound card. Or will mobo be fine

>>58271709
Where'd you find that tester?

>>58278287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E41I2wU74A

>>58278287
Yes it's true, search YouTube

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>>58278211
I know that smell.

>>58270038
I was told last thread that cheap plastic see through dildos and mastubators are bad for your penis and or butt. Because of some sort of acid. Is this true? Whats the effects. Pic relatrd

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>>58278308
The BM800 (70% gain) sounds the same as the pahantom (40% gain) was he using the somic?? Or just the BM itself. Bit confusing.

Also cute birds

>>58277766
Care to recommend me a better base please? I cant differentiate between a good one and shit one priced like a good one

>>58278137
Aliexpress Standard Shipping...

>>58278384
Get a Behringer PS400 for it.

>>58278764
Okay, you are being chinked. Get the e-packet.

>>58278835
Huh, how the fuck, these items have a lot of orders and people from Russia has gotten them with AliExpress Standard Shipping. I thought e-packet was something for America?

any suggestions for a chink midi controller?
preferably with a drum pad?

>>58278622
People reccomend this one since it has temperature control

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00Y839YMU/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_ttl?_encoding=UTF8&colid=AJQUTUVM18Z1&coliid=I3SBQVWF3ZF1MB

Ordered Zircons in October, still haven't gotten them yet.

>>58278315
plastic is porous so you can get an infection from if it wasn't made in clean facility.

>>58278866
Because Russia is really close to China. Check the world map. E-packet is for, Australia, I use that.

>>58278287
YOU DON'T NEED A DEDICATED PHANTOM POWER UNIT!

Stop spreading this miss information!

You need an audio interface, the cheapest one is the Behringer UM2, but for some voodoo reasons (actually because a chipset desing) you can use a $1 USD audio card has audio interface because it feeds 4.5V to the microphone circuit and that's enough to make it work, also those $1USD cards have AGC (Automatic Gain Control) something a Phantom Power unit doesn't, so that alone makes the $1 USD card a safer option, why you ask? because if you plug a BM-800 to a Phantom Power unit then to a PC with a shit sound card you will still a low gain audio, aka low volume.

TL;DR: 1.- Buying a dedicated Phatom Power unit is dumb, 2.- Buying a Behringer UM2 is WAY better than buying a Phantom Power unit, 3.- An $1USD sound card is a safer purchase than a Phantom Power unit

FUGG, the price went up on the KZ LP3. Should have bought a pair while they were $8 -.-

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>>58278812
>Get a Behringer PS400 for it.
FUCK YOU! the PS400 is worth the same than the fucking U-Phoria UM2! stop recommending stand alone Phantom Power units!

Hell even the fucking promotional image tells you that a Phantom Power unit is not all you need >>58278287 they are telling you to plug the Mic to the Phatom Power then to a Interface, just fucking go directly to a Interface with Phantom Power like the FUCKING U-Phoria UM2!

>>58279135
So one would just need that $1 usb soundcard? Which one is a safe choice?

>>58279135
You forget after the SOMAKEs got fucked up what $1 that is of decent quality can we buy now? I want to know, they could be really useful to have.

>>58275991
Maybe Jack Ma banned all the tea sales, because some sellers were using those stores as a front to sell marijuana?

>>58279212
If you only want it to to sound loud and clear and you don't care about white noise, get the $1 USD sound card (get 2-3 due high DOA rates)

Don't be lazy, go search for "USB Sound Card 7.1" and check the image reviews, people post images of the internals on several of those reviews, once you find reviews from the past week or two with the old somake desing, you're safe to purchase from them.

If you want it to sound nice and clear for a home studio, get the U-Phoria UM2.

>>58279296
>UM2
So if I get this i don't have to bother with the noise reduction mod?

>>58279320
You don't have to, without it, it will sound good, but with the mod you get a noise floor so low that it's on par with microphones worth 5-7 times more.

>>58279364
Alrighty

thread is so dead, you can thank RegularOP for that

>>58279456
It's the weekend

>>58279472
nice excuse, its been like this all week

Dunno if this is the right thread to ask, but fuck it.

I just got a Xiaomi MI4 (yes, i know its old, but im poor, i needed a replacement for my broken Moto G and it was cheap) and just realized it doesnt have a MicroSD slot.
Is there any way to increase my storage? ive seen iphone cases which have built-int storage, is there anything similar for the MI4?

>>58279605
You should have gotten a redmi if you wanted an sdcard slot.

The only way of increasing the storage would be to get a usb OTG wire and use it to plug a usb drive to the phone.

>>58279605
How cheap did you get it?

Can someone recommend me some chink studio monitors?

>>58279135
Okay so should I get the Syba USB or the Somic one in the video?

>>58279605
Otg adapter to u.s.b. storage

Is there any reason why the higher-powered lasers aren't marketed as self-defense devices? Can blind your attacker at range and gtfo.

>>58279721
Probably because that's a shit idea and wouldn't work

>>58276930
thats because they updated the internals recently.

What's a good bluetooth adapter that won't sell my telemetry and make me part of the botnet?

Almost fell for ORICO meme, thanks for reviewing them last thread.

>>58277626
You forgot the attitude.

>>58270329
Post pics of your face first

>>58279926
thats odd because all the cables and chargers i have bought from orico in the past have been top notch

>>58279216
there are still sellers selling old design somakes but they are more expensive
wont find them for $1

>>58279631
$95 bucks, brand new and in a local store.

>>58279623
My budget was very tight, i didnt really have many options, even if i realized it doesnt have a SD slot before i'd have got it anyways.

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If I buy gloves from china, will I get hand cancer?

>>58279643
If you can get the SYBA get the SYBA.

>>58280108
100%

>>58270117
>trusting chinks with precise measurements

>>58280108
No, but gloves will turn into massive faggots.

>>58280288
It's cold as fuck here, nigger
[spoiler]and I like dick[/spoiler]

>>58280300
Same. But its hot here

>>58271993
No, in the US but that site accepts USD and delivers all across the world. I have no idea what shipping from UK to US would cost though.

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Shirt i reccomend good sizing and fitting.

http://s.aliexpress.com/3Qz67Jze
(from AliExpress Android)

>>58276509
This. $2 Chink DWs are weak as shit, the number lines on mine literally fell off, but $1 Yazoles are indestructible.

>>58277878
Help!
I also noticed one of my tracking numbers wasn't actually received at the china post office meaning that it hasn't been even shipped.

>>58280515
>go to the Kohl's clearance rack or a goodwill
>get the same shitty ugly shirt 30 days earlier for the same/lower price

wew

>>58279174
What did he mean by this?

>>58280553
Only took 14 days

>>58280515
>buying non-Kanye clothing off Ali
Why? Are you Russian?

>>58280598
Yes, 14 days to Moscow

>>58280515
How much did they pay you?

>>58280624
>>58280515
IMO ordering usual clothes from Chinese sellers isn't worth it. Most of the textile fabrics are made in countries which have even lower wages than China. So clothes are cheaper in discount stores or online from local sellers most of the times.

>>58281011
Yup, but there are stuff that are harder to find in west like womens collared shirts that don't have a weird print on them.

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>>58280163
>pic related

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Eiaosi x6 came in yesterday. Been testing them ever since.

Coming from vmoda remotes, I'm surprised at the sound quality of the eiaosi x6. It's not as good as the remotes, but it's not as far behind as $3 earphones are supposed to be. Bass is just right, powerful without being overpowering, mids are okay but a little weak, and treble is very nice as clear.

Protip, the stock eartips included with it are pretty shitty, so I just swapped it over for memory foam ones.

Extremely worth it for $3, highly recommend if you need good sounding earphones on a budget. Note, they're good sounding, but not fantastic like the remotes. I'll buy these when my remotes finally die though just for the price difference, since sound quality is more than adequate.

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>>58281284
Had the vmoda remotes for 3 years now, still going strong, but covered in cuts and tears, beginning to show its age.

I can easily recommend the eiaosi x6 now that I've tried them personally though.

>>58281284
SSHHIIILLLL!!!


j/k I have a pair as well. Your description sounds about right.

>>58280515
But this looks better
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2014-free-shipping-men-s-hot-sale-spring-autumn-male-shirts-casual-mens-long-sleeve-plaid/1775206_32328203342.html

Eiaosi a shit....A SHIT

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>>58281345
On the other hand, build quality feels about right for $3 earphones. I'm curious how long these will last.

I'm definitely happy with these though. Primary concern is thin wires inside the cable.

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>>58281390
>>58281284
For anyone interested in what music I listen to (to see if eiaosi x6 will be good for you too) here's a screenshot.

Not using any eq ATM, but once I root this phone I'll be using them with viper4a. Should sound fantastic then.

>>58281326
>>58281284
Need to compare it with the other budget offerings, Kzs, DZATs, Boarseman CX98s, Zircons, Uiisii, Xiaomemes, Remax & Joyroom etc.

Vmoda remotes are practically ancient in audiophile terms and does not provide us with a clear picture of its abilities.

What tracks do you even test it on?
>>58281462
The Kz ED09s looks perfect for you, from what I am seeing

>>58281390
It looks like it would prolly only last a few months then break, definitely worse than the Aweis

>>58281474
>last a few months
For $3 I'll be happy with that. I've had $20 earphones that lasted only a few months, what attracted me to the remotes is the kevlar reinforced wires.

>kz ED09s looks perfect for you
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind but I'm really happy with the x6. Maybe if it breaks too early I'll make a switch.

>remotes are practically ancient in audiophile terms and does not provide us with a clear picture of its abilities
Explain this. Why not? My remotes may be 3 years old, but they've still got stunning and accurate sound reproduction.

If these last me at least 3 months, I'll be unlikely to change to any other brands for a while, and if they last 6 months then I think I'll refuse to switch to any other brands. Sound quality is just insane for $3.

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>>58281284
Sounds about right.

Best part is they're so cheap you literally can't care if anything happens to them.
I lost my first pair so I'm waiting on a replacement in the mail.

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>>58276676
>>58275840
thanks yet again! Good I like watches with not so complicated faces, the date is nice, the day of the week is a nice touch also. But i can live without that too.

Another Q: are their windows easily scratched? that's my biggest fear

>>58277252
thanks, can you bother taking real pics ? How's the window material actually ?

>>58280108
I'm waiting for the exact same pair, they ----should----- arrive sooon

>>58281284
Are those foams chinks too? The one I bought was melting in my ear just from body temp.

recommend me in-ear headphones from aliexpress that are worth the money

I'm looking for cases for my own projects.
It's expensive to have your own shit molded and I don't have a 3D printer yet.

So I'm thinking I should buy cheap junk electronics with cases I can use.

So far all I've been able to find for less than 2$ a device is mp3 players.
Any suggestions? There's plenty of chink companies that repurposed product cases for other projects (see https://youtu.be/3im97Z7ceNI).

Any ideas?

>>58281784
KZ ATE's.

Also see infographics in OP

>>58281643
>waiting for replacement
Sounds like you should buy in batches of 3 or so.

Is paid ePacket faster than Seller's Shipping Method? I really want some multi-sided rpg dice.

>>58281770
Yeah. These ones have lasted me almost a year though.

>>58281784
Eiaosi x6 is what I'd recommend. They sound really nice for the price.

>>58281815
I probably should, but I don't lose or break earphones often enough for that to be a serious issue. I'll probably order another one though, you're right.

>>58281784
Vivo XE-800s (GR07s drivers)
DZAT DF-10s
Somic V4s
Boarseman CX98s
Remax 610D (V-shaped tho)
VJJB K4S
Joyroom JR E103
DUNU Trident
Takstar INGPING

Are there any chink studio monitors that are good? Will be used for mastering purposes

>>58282226
Takstar Pro80s
Takstar Hi2050s
Superlux
ISK MDH-9999
ISK HP2010
ISK HP2011
ISK MDH9000
Somic ST-80s
Somic MH463
Edifier H800
Edifier H850
Brainwavz HM5

>>58282226
>mastering on chink monitors
Get a pair of hs8 like everyone else

>>58281784
TK Maples
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-MusicMaker-TK-Maple-Dynamic-Wood-Super-Bass-HIFI-In-Ear-Earphone-Wooeasy-Wooden-In/32653237831.html

Uiisii HM7 (Vocal-focused)
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5x-Original-UiiSii-HM7-In-ear-Earphones-Super-Bass-Headphone-Stereo-Headset-with-Microphone-Metal-Shell/32706008931.html

Einsear T2
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-EINSEAR-T2-In-Ear-Earphone-3-5MM-Stereo-In-Ear-Headset-Dynamic-Earbuds-Aerospace-aluminum/32745157238.html

Edifier H210
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Edifier-hifi-H210-earphones-bass-stereo-headphones-for-music-high-quality-headsets-with-gift-box/32650639891.html

>>58282323
Edifier 850 dont show up on ali

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>>58282546
>Why do you lie?
https://www.aliexpress.com/af/edifier-h850.html

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>>58282579
I lie not frog poster.

>>58282323
I need speakers, not headphones

>>58270038
how long does it take for shit to get through customs? i havent gotten an update on my order for nearly a month.

>>58282888
Chinese customs or your country's customs?

>>58282935
well, both tbqh
i live in the US

>>58271916
>Yeah and if it fails the written values will update right?

Weng Shun assured me that they would!

I need a chinkshit that will hold up my phone for an hour or so and let me watch videos while I'm lying on my back in bed

>>58282226
I also want to know. My budget is <$100 or <$500. Please give two answers to both price ranges.

>>58282980
*an answer

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is there any cool tactical shit i can use for home security?

>>58282996
bear trap

inb4 a trap bear!

Dhl is crazy. Took 3 days from purchase to get to my city but has been a few days without moving. The depot is only an hour from house too...

>>58282996
Don't order guns or gun parts from china.
And ask /k/ about it not /csg/.

I've been thinking about building a wifi-controlled shot synchronizer, for hunting or just fun. Basically you pull my "third party" trigger which controls a servo that fires for you. But you pulling the trigger is just your way of saying "I'm ready to shoot". So you line up on two pigs or tusken raiders. And then through the magic of wifi you both fire within 2ms of eachother, pigs won't be able to react.

My only worry is that it might be illegal to not have you directly control the firing of the gun.

>>58283045
/k/ here :^) I've used chink parts in my AR, hand guards are mediocre but work well all things considered, their muzzle brakes are pretty dank since they just copy american designs but they cost $20 instead of $200

Any other chink gun parts I wouldn't trust.

>>58282419
>hs8
>$350 dollars each

>>58282226
>>58282980
I'm not a speaker guy. Thoughts on these? Or alternative. <$100.
https://www.amazon.com/Micca-MB42-Bookshelf-Speakers-Tweeter/dp/B009IUIV4A/
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-amplifier/2038631280.html

>>58282996
Best deterrent are pro-gun signs and decor even if you don't have actual guns.

These will pretty much ward away petty, smart and non-violent thieves. Altho you need a weapon against the crazy ones. Guns of course the best thing

Alarms sometimes startle them into confusion and might do something out of the normal

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>>58270038
>Decide to flip through Xingqi's catalog again after being pleased with my Mega Man X repro
>They now sell N64 repros
>Conker's Bad Fur Day, Harvest Moon 64, Ogre Battle 64 for $25 a pop
O-Oh no somebody help me, my wallet's slowly opening up again!

>>58283138
350 is decent per speaker for actually good sounding stuff. Of course theres cheap chinese shit and yes you pay a lottle for the brand but there is a reason hs8s are the most reccomended

>>58276509
Probably because there's better fucking watches out there for $30

What are some cool things I can buy ali express. Like some cool bed sheets. Or a cool door knob, or a cool thing for my car etc etc

>>58283316
Anything your mind can imagine

>>58283316
It's scientifically proven that you can get anything you can think of from china.
It's a magical land.

>>58283327
What cool things have you bought

>>58283316
Simple stuff you'll actually use like socks, shirts, microfibre cloth and such

>>58282703
Edifiers

>>58282888
1-3 weeks

>>58282974
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Flexible-Long/32636868837.html

>>58280526
>Yazoles
other decent/recommended chink watches ?

>>58283426
Curren

>>58283357
Know any good thigh/knee high socks?

>>58283316
Literally any generic product

>>58283448

thanks, already have one on the list >>58271733

>>58283458
Are you from /bst/ by any chance

>>58283468
/cuteboys/

/bst/ is pretty autismo.

>>58283426
Mid-to-top-tier
Seagull
Celadon
Beijing
Perpetual
Hangzhou
Parnis

Low range:
Megir
Naviforce
Guanqin
Chenxi

Are chink laptops good for webdev/3D modelling or should I stick with thinkpads?

>>58283963
much appreciated!

tanks,
a.h.

any good phone clones?

>>58284086
Ali has gotten rid of most fakes

>>58284042
>webdev
No performance requirements there really.
>3D modelling
Generally not that performance intensive either but as with any artistic process if your tools aren't pristine you will get annoyed very quickly.

>>58284042
Stick with Thinkpads/Dell

If you really want the cheapshit, go for Jumper/ZET/Cube/Hasee (at your own risk).

>>58284086
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Umi-Plus-E-Helio-P20-MTK6757-2-3GHz-Octa-Core-5-5-Inch-FHD-Screen/32775953628.html

>>58284165
>3D modelling
>not that performance intensive
pls stop giving advice and acting like you know shit

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Just tested my eiaosi x6, came in the mail 20 seconds ago. Definitely sounds better than zircons and pistons. Almost as good as hybrids.

Pic related. It's me.

>>58284237
It really isn't during the work process.
Rendering is though.
And of course if you're doing Z-brush stuff you're obviously rendering all the time in some sense.

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Can one of those z8300 netbook thingies on aliexpress run sims 4?

13hb November 2016

Recently ordered the following earphones for a review:
EIAOSI X6
HOLY SERPENT D1
KEJEE H800
Listen Every Day T200
Listen Every Day T515
Tennmak Porcelain
URBANFUN HiFi
WRZ M2
WRZ X7
Yongle E3

~Audiobudget

>>58284317
That was on his facebook.

So what happened? Did he not review them? Really looking forward to an official eiaosi x6 review.

>>58284329
He never even got around reviewing the remaxes...

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Xiaomeme metal mousepad anons report

Are you guys ded? Its a meme right?

>>58284378
Not the best for speed, but holy fuck sooooooo good for accuracy. Coming from razer sphex

>>58280163
I used one of these for my exam it worked really well.

Can i start a whatsapp for this?

>>58284415
No

>>58284378

that has to be made out of lead and nuclear waste products

>>58277812
>>58277971
Help

>>58284267
>google sims 4 system requirements
>compare results with z8300 specs

>>58284493
I tried. They're too general.

>requires c2d
Z8300 is as fast as a c2d so it should work, but it takes 4 atom cores to match 2 e7200 c2d cores.
Does the game scale well enough across 4 cores?

How about on the igpu? Is that powerful enough?

>>58281680
They only scratch as easy as any other, the omega took a battering as its my daily user but the others have stood the test of time

Also I forgot to mention that I enjoy the watches on a sexual level.

I just had a seller on ali extend my purchase protection time without prompting.
What is this usually a sign of?

I once came on a Seiko while my gf was in the bathroom.

Bump limit reached, new thread here
>>58284578
>>58284578
>>58284578

Now that brand replicas are gone from ali and the other sites.. Is chinkshit dead?

>>58284582
>Anon shows off a big box off fake watches he got off iOffer >>58243674 → >>58243863 → >>58245801 → >>58243950 → >>58244026 → >>58244105 →
>Replica watches and where to find them >>58261729 → >>58261772 →

>>58284555
Check my trips

>>58284598
Sure watches but i mean in general like the louis vuitton towel for example

>>58272460

CM is now Lineage OS. I recommend it over MIUI as it doesn't have retarded RAM and permissions management

>>58284378
>Hard mousepad
Shiggy diggy desu

>>58279972

Yeah same here. They're up the with Xiaomi and Anker/Tronsmart quality wise for me

>>58284888
MIUI is really comfy tho, especially after you disable MIUI optimization.

>>58283213

>CBFD
>MK64
>Still hasn't bought them

Pull your finger out senpai, you know you'll love it

Chink chat:
https://chat.whatsapp.com/1hBaafPLF995QETXSE6nL9

>>58277622
Just from Uniqlo stores in UK and Japan not bought off Ali. Got link to some ?