/csg/ Chink Shit General

First for ZUK Z2

>>58255614
second for bmeme-800 and its photon clusters

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4K of worthless coins. What am i doing with my life..

>>58255586
Is it true that you sat camping this general on Christmas Day so you could post a new one when it hit the bump limit instead of spending time with any friends or family you may have?

>>58255652
lithu please

28.1.2017. is the date for the Chinese New Year.

>>58255652
Who cares if he did. Id rather see op waste time than me.

>>58255649
Water that coupon tree

Ordered a KZ HDSE for €12, could I have done better

Happy New Year CSG!

Should I waste $80 AUD for a couple of xiaomeme bags??

>>58255670
Yes. I am a loyal aliexpress user and customer. I always spend my coins on watering the best tree.

>>58255680
Yes, should have donated that €12 to comfy's patreon

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My chink shit watch came the other day, only took like 2 weeks to arrive which is impressive considering it was over Christmas

The watch/face looks half decent for the £2 or whatever I paid, I can't remember and I can't login on Aliexpress to check. The strap is total shit and feels like carboard, also the two other buttons and dials are fake, but who cares.

From a distance it just looks like any other watch, but up close you can tell its chink shit.

>>58255744
Then I'd have to walk hunchbacked while listening to music since the non-slick cord would keep pulling my down inside my jacket

>>58255769
It's a small price to pay to ensure that this general's greatest asset can remain a neet and continue to produce high quality informative content that all of us can enjoy

>>58255796
Are you this person by any chance

>>58255687
I'd rather get socks
like, high quality socks
linen socks, silk socks, kashmir socks...

>>58255809
Ignore him, that's the shitposting autist with a hatred for Comfy yet he still watches every video and boosts his channel by mass downvoting his videos under alt accounts.

Can i get large reptile enclosures from ali or anywhere? Just looking to house a python and maybe save a dlooar or two. Probs gonna need 140cm width or just a little less.

>>58255976
I keep my python in my pants.

>>58255942
A tripfag defends another tripfag.

P O T T E R Y

Do shipping companies work over new years? Chinese ones probably do, what about EU?

>>58255987
AFAIK yes, but they'll start working on the 2nd because the 1st is a sunday

>>58256022
Keep thinking today is Friday. Have to wait till next week to not get my packages.

>>58255680
They're discontinued for a reason, they sucked.

>>58255762
I can't for the life of me remember what homage is this watch is supposed to be a copy of. A /fa/ anon years ago got it for nearly $1K it had a blue dial and the website had boats and fashion luxury memes.

>>58256048
I didn't even know they were a copy/homage of something, I just bought it as a disposable cheap shitty watch.

If anyone knows what it's meant to be I'd love to know.

So they will stop selling tea on ali, I can't understand if it will be tomorrow (new year 2017) or on the 28th (chinese new year) or on the 22nd (because a seller wrote that)
what reasonably priced tea should I buy while I still can?

Bought a Xiaomi Note 3 (Kate) on November 12. It arrived just before Christmas. Feels good. But our shitty postal service made me pay import tax which was 8 euro, but the handling fee was 13. So all together it was 170 eurongs. Didn't like Miui too much so I flashed CM14 right before the announcement. Hopefully LineageOS will pick it up again.

>>58255762
>>58256073
http://www.ulysse-nardin.com/collection/marine or probably some fashion brand like Armani Exchange. I'm way off..

>>58255762
Ugly as sin.

>>58255941
Ya mean fake cashmeres?
I'm not in the mood to buy clothes yet, senpai

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Any good cheap shit on amazon I can get with this?

>>58256307
>fake cashmeres
could well be honest to god kashmir, it's not that expensive, it's just that in the west it's usually the higher quality one that is sold, and it's sold with big markups because it's considered aristocratic and whatnot

>>58256514
>amazon
>chink buyings
You've come to the wrong place friend

>>58256543
hello newfriend

>>58256543
there's a ton of chink shit on amazon here, at least on amazon uk

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>>58256514
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tortoiseshell-Cat/dp/B01B8CUWLU/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Black-Cat-Coaster/dp/B018GRNZOG
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tabby-Cat-Coaster/dp/B018GRTE46/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Black-and-White-Cat-Coaster/dp/B018GR8JJM/

>>58256514
https://www.amazon.co.uk/David-Beckham-Instinct-Deodorant-Spray/dp/B000PY08ZS/ref=sr_1_1_s_it?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1483190007&sr=1-1

You'll need it

>>58256563
oh wait shit. over by 9 cent. sorry head is dizzy.

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>>58255586
Guys I have actually fallen in love. This qt was posing in a photoshot for some item in ali express. Anyone know where I can find more of her. Or like her name maybe?

>>58255687
speak in real money if you want advice. most of us can't be arsed to look how much is that in usd or euros.

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>>58256514
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hip-Flask/dp/B01LYKIQW2/

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>>58256600
I have checked the sellers other items but I cant find her

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>>58256607
Also does anyone know any lewd clothes on ali express that dont look bad

>>58256514
More deodorants for your smelly goat anus
https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/apo/Brut-204065-BRUT-Deodorant-200-ml/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/LOreal-Expert-Power-Anti-Perspirant-250ml/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/d/Deodorants-Body-Sprays-Anti-Perspirants/Nivea-Stress-Protect-Anti-Perspirant-Deodorant-Spray-150ml/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/LOreal-Paris-Expert-Anti-Perspirant-Deodorant/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sure-Men-Compressed-Invisible-125ml/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Beckham-Intimately-Deodorant-Spray-Men-x/

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Old-Spice-Original-Bodyspray-150ml/

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>>58256607
they get a lot of models from Siberia anon, that's all I know

>>58256600
Let go anon
appreciate the beauty and move on

>>58256616
https://www.aliexpress.com/category/200000773/intimates.html?isCates=y

>>58256629
Gross.... thats like grandma style

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>>58256618
yeah

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Just got 2 external hard drive encloseres from Orico. Taken on my Xiaomi redmeme note 3 pro using open shot.

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>>58256649
>Go fish

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>>58256671
Fucking stop with this autistic bullcrap alredy, I so fucking sick and tired of your shit, what's your fucking problem? Literally go fuck yourself you insufferable pice of human waste

>>58256746
Op all your constant attention whoring is clearly effecting your mental health, maybe you should give the whole making threads a rest? would do yourself and us a favour desu

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>>58256716
The 3.5 encloser looks and feels cheap, like dollar store cheap, but the uk plug is up to code, which is suprising and its transfer rate is good

>>58256760
Who?

>>58256769
this is RegularOP>>58256746

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>>58256778
No that's me

>>58256518
>could well be honest to god kashmir
Kashmir, Cashmere or Kashmere
We can use any of the words

>it's not that expensive, it's just that in the west it's usually the higher quality one that is sold, and it's sold with big markups because it's considered aristocratic and whatnot
Ahh I see, so your saying just buying off Ali is just as good as the "premium" ones huh?

>>58256789
What does this screenshot even prove?

>>58256807
What are you talking about
You asked me a question I answered

>>58256807
the holocaust

>>58256807
You being a retarded shitposter.

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>>58256766
>>58256716
The 2.5 suffers the same fate, looks and feels cheap, if I squeeze it a little I can hear the plastic squeak and crack, it's ment to be a rugged case because of the rubber sleeves for the hdd, but I dont see it lasting. Again the transfer rates are good.

>>58256814
I didnt ask you anything faggot

>>58256814
Don't bother, anon shifts goalposts for a living.

>>58256793
I'm saying it's plausible that what you buy on ali as kashmir is actually kashmir, instead of a fake as you suggested, even tho the quality might not be that high
am I being clear enough?

>>58256866
Yeah I definitely get you now friend, you made it much clearer. My comprehension doesn't seem to be too good cos I only lurk and not engage in convos most the time, that might be the reason.

I only mentioned that it must be fake, given the nature of AliExpress haha

Thanks senpai!

Anyone have Bluetooth headphones that don't drop connection and have lasted longer than 6 months?

>>58256852
Better than sitting in this thread waiting for it to hit bump limit so you can post a new one for a living. On Christmas Day. I hope you got some extra Aliexpress coins for doing it on a public holiday, OP.

>>58257266
Except two threads were made on Christmas day. Regular OP's one which was deleted and another which was pretty much a celebration thread with hundreds of deleted posts raging about Regular OP. So you're attacking Regular OP... despite spending all of Christmas Day shitposting about him.

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I want to get into modding my first mechanical keyboard, can anyone recommend decent chink keycaps? I just need pointing in the right direction.

Thanks!

>>58257385
search "pbt keycaps" on ali and get ones you like.

>>58257373
Here's the /csg/ thread for Christmas Day
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S58163024
looks pretty normal to me, so your accusations are just baseless lies
For reference here's the tripfag's deleted thread
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S58163067

>>58257427
>implying you weren't still drunk on the destruction of Christmas eve
Only a strong shitposter can handle all those (You)s. Look at all the deleted posts.

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S58148572

>>58257427
>Regular OP is such a loser for making a thread on Christmas Day
>but I'm a hero for making a thread myself and shitting up Regular OP's one fuck you

You're mentally ill m8.

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>>58257266
And you're sitting here writing the same message in every single thread

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>>58257465

is the zuk z2 really as good as they say?
or is it just one guy like kevin

>>58257426
Thanks bro!

>>58257540
Yes, it really is that good. Whether it's the best phone under $200 depends on how much value performance over battery life

>>58257540
One guy like Kevin desu, look in the archives. He got kicked out of /spg/ because they were sick of him.

>>58257598
you can kick people out of threads?
explain how please, there are a couple of attention whores here who need to leave

>>58257615
By ignoring and filtering

Is RN3P still worth it? Only have a budget of $120. Only pinning for the 2gb version.

>>58257648
I'd honestly take the Redmi 4 pro over it at this point

>>58257637
>>58257615
but if we filter RegularOP, can we still see the threads? he keeps using VPN's to draw attention to himself

>>58257540
I have one in the mail and it will probably arrive on Tuesday. Will let you know then

cheap home automation stuff?

>>58255762
You can get pretty good copys for £30 to £40,you can get exact copys (bar the internal workings but still supposedly "swiss") fir under £100..ive never had a bad watch yet,had a great rep of bell&ross radar ltd edition...they got some good audemars on the market at the moment,gonna be the next purchase for box filling.

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>>58255762

I have a feeling it's only like two asperger kids going back and forth with their high school feuds and bogeymen ramblings, shitting up every thread.

>>58258003
Ignore, report, move on and stay on topic.

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>>58257968

>>58258032
You're aware that whatever you'll say or do it will never be enough? He'll just find another thing to cling on and rant about it.
This >>58258019 is the better attitude.

>order 15 things in the fucking 11.11
>no one arrived yet

I wonder if the motherfucking postmaster is stealing my chink crap

>>58258085
Time to go shoot up the place

>>58258032
I subscribed, hopefully that pisses someanon off

>>58258070
I know, at least there'll be a bit of silence as he cooks up another excuse to hate me. Oh and that stream yesterday wasn't monetised either and I didn't promote it here at all.

>>58258124
He would have to join the union first Anon!

>>58258032
Comfy I think you should set up a patreon so we can contribute some beer money for all the youtube reviews you've done

>>58258158
The amount of sockpuppetry you do to promote the videos you made ripping off other people's work on the BM 800 is reason enough to want you out.

About to order my first items from Aliexpress, but have no clue which post option to select. Any help would be dope.

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>>58258032
is this really you

>>58258235
The free one (if you're not in a hurry).

>>58258253
Turkeypost okay? The chinese ones have a bit of a longer delivery time.

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>>58258267
>Turkeypost

>>58257709
But its not an upgrade

>>58258248
What a qt, such a sexy voice too

>>58258267
Do you have more than one free shipping option? If so, pick the one with lower delivery estimates or the one you feel more confident about.

>>58258248
That's slib, a 14 year old from the /csg/ discord.

>>58255762
That watch will make you look like an even bigger faggot than you already are.

>>58255976
The shipping costs would kill you and probably cost more than buying one locally.

Anyone who can recommend me a good cheap flashlight for general use?

>>58258350
It's newer, has 1gb more ram and double the storage for only $10 more, comfier size, SD625 is only slighty less powerful while being way more power efficient

>>58258480
http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html

>>58258377
FUG, now I feel like a pedo

>>58258489
SD625 is 30k antutu while RN3P 2gb is 75k. There is a lot of difference in processing power. My current is 40k in Antutu so it's not a good upgrade.

>>58258506
Eh, it's a bit tiny for my taste.

>>58258545
Maybe this is more your speed. https://www.aliexpress.com/item/flashlight/32739984989.html

>>58258577
Very funny.

>>58258598
Huh? It's bigger.

>>58258533
>30k antutu
No it isn't, the Redmi 4 pro gets around 63k, all the SD625 phoned get +60k
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_4_prime-review-1526p5.php

>>58258616
But it's way too thin, it will feel really wonky in my hand.

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>>58258598
>>58258616
he likes them big and black
what don't you understand
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LED-Long-Flashlight-CREE-Q5/32367422192.html?

>>58258577
>http://www.gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_172290.html
Are these AAA flashlights any good? I bought a bunch of rechargable AAAs at ikea while they were on sale, and now I have nothing to use them for.

>>58258641
that's not what you said last night David

>>58258651
I want an axe flashlight now

>>58258032
Thank you. As soon as I get home I'll subscribe to your channel.

Do you have to pay taxes in your country if you order via AliExpress shipping?

>>58258032
does this mean we can post comfy vids as much as we want now?

>>58259001
It's country specific. Post where do you live and maybe a country-fellow will give you an answer.

>>58259105
Slovenia

>>58259203
Don't know about Slovenia, but in most EU countries you won't pay taxes if the value is under 20 euros.

>>58259001
depends on your luck
I've never had to pay taxes on a chink package, even ones I should've had to pay for according to the value listed on them.

>>58259404
Yeah but im buying a phone so it will be more. I will use Goldways shipping method because they claim that it is tax free.

>>58257648
> 2GB version

It's 2017 or almost 2017 depending on your location. Don't buy phones with less than 3GB RAM. Every new phone, even cheap ones, have 3GB RAM/32GB storage - it's the new standard. Wait for a deal on the 3GB version of the RN3P or get something else.

unban zambz (also, happy new year from the underagers)

>>58259452
That's definitely taxable. You'll either have to risk it and hope it will slip through your country's customs (>>58259452) or find a seller that uses a EU warehouse to avoid import taxes.

>>58259554
(meant to quote>>58259448 as an example of luck)

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what is the GOAT chink shit of 2016

Anyone knows any Aliexpress coupon codes?

Looking for a cheap mic to stick on my headset.

Any of you tried this?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/chinkmic/152358263959?hash=item2379429c97

>>58259576
Kazoo.

>>58259632
http://s.aliexpress.com/yI77JbYr

An anon bought several lapel mics between $0.60 and $5 and there was no noticeable difference in sound quality between them, so just buy something with a lot of orders and good reviews

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>>58259576
DEUS WOOF
http://s.aliexpress.com/bAn6BviI

>>58259576
Not sharks. GB is selling 64gb for $20 now.

>>58259734
It's even funnier when you realise that mudslimes hate dogs

>>58259576

RN3P

>>58259850
>tfw you paid $10 for your 64gb shark (and that's without gearbest points)

>>58259576
his face is tiny but the meaning in his words is huge

>>58256037
They're still made

>>58259459
>or get something else
What's a good alternative for $120?

>>58259718
Looks similar, I just wanted to avoid Alli because it takes like 2 months to deliver instead of 3-4 weeks like eBay.

>>58259850
Shit, I got a 128GB shark for that price with good goy points.

>>58259969
Redmi 4 Pro

>>58260042
Redmi 4 pro costs $140 and does not have good reviews.

>>58260117
>costs $140
It's was selling for $130 earlier this week and it'll probably be on sale for that again sometime soon

>does not have good reviews
All the reviews I've seen have been very positive

Does anyone have any recommendations for any decent binding posts for audio gear?

>>58259969
Perhaps the Cubot Dinosaur, it's a good phone.

Though you should know that the difference between $120 and just $140 is pretty big these days for some reason.

What's the cheapest good tv box that I can get from gearbest? I have around 800 goypoints to spend

>>58257835
>you can get exact copys (bar the internal workings but still supposedly "swiss") fir under £100
post website for omega

Anyone know chink micro USB cables that allow good current over them?

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>>58261633

>>58261240
Here you go bro.

http://www.ioffer.com/i/hot-item-men-watches-women-watches-free-shipping-614721148?i=295949492

>>58261240
Better selection here...

>> http://www.ukswisswatches.org.uk

>>58261772
page sounds sketchy as shit

>first time ordering from aliexpress
What is this automatic cancellation? The order said 15-20 days shipping, but the countdown started from 5 days.
Will I have to click extend countdown if I want to get the stuff I ordered?

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Quick, review your bes chink purchase of the year!

Mine: Mid Monk is mid.

>>58261860
If the seller doesn't "confirm" the purchase within the time frame, the order gets cancelled.

>>58261860
Extending processing time is just giving the seller more time to prepare and ship your item.

Buyer protection extension is done by the seller.

If both expires for some reasons and respectively they haven't shipped or you still haven't received your item, contact the seller first for resolution. If you didn't reach an agreement that's the time to file a dispute.

>>58261790
Ofcourse it is its selling knocked off timepieces...ioffer.com is all you need though,they got hublot,breitling,rolex,patek,omega,audemars,cartier...shit any you could imagine..only ones i aint seen are franck muller and alain silberstein...plus not many decent j&co

>>58261887
>>58261969
Well, it only has been 10 hours so far, it's just that I didn't want to forget about it and accidentally cancel it.

American here, I'm thinking of picking up the Teclast X98 off AliExpress but does anyone know if there is a first time set up guide out there to handle getting it to work right?

>>58262093
Gearbest has US warehouse for some Teclast products if you live here

>>58256766
>fake ground pin
No it's not.

>>58262007
What payment method does ioffer use?

>>58262157
Some sellers accept paypal.

>>58262120
cool, thanks.

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Is 2017 the year of chink shit?

>>58262487
It has been for a couple of decades now. We're just buying them straight from chinks.

i need a numberless keyboard and moniter. any one want to point me in the right direction?

>>58262630
Magicforce68 in white is cheap as fuck on amazon, and is your best bet if you want to ever change your keycaps.

>>58261772
Am I right in assuming these would be significantly better than the $40 fakes on DHL, ALi, and ioffer?
I just ordered a fake rolex for $16 from Ali, but if I had a job I'd get one of these quality Omega reps

>>58262630
Nopoo lolita

>>58259632
>>58259718
I bought one of these but lost the clips, anyone know how to find just the clips on ali?

>>58263298
Dude it's $0.70 just buy another mic

>>58253744
What are these a picture of?
Garine maxes are bluetooth speakers

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what will be the best urethral sounder 2017 bois??

>>58263714
see >>58258506
>>58258577

>>58258248
DESIGNATED

Thinking of setting up some FBA sales with stuff that I can sell reliably.

Any items that are worth buying in mass bulk that I hopefully won't get chinked on?

>>58263956
buttplugs

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What's the best place to buy autism cubes?

Anyone have that link for the Xiaomi VR headset that was 8 bucks? cant seem to find it

>>58264005
gearbest €4.50

https://aliexpress.com/store/product/40X60CM-Manaka-Lala-PriPara-Prism-Paradise-cameltoe-loli-cartoon-anime-wall-picture-cloth-mural-scroll-poster/1243300_32668164239.html?detailNewVersion=&categoryId=1704&isOrigTitle=true

should I?

slib is p based tbqh

Gonna buy a mkg keyboard and a ser of PBT keycaps

What level of Quality should I expect?
Is a Poker mini keyboard

>>58264114
I don't see why not.

So which fidget cube listing is the good one? I bought one off gearbest for $3.50 but it ended up being the crappy one with a bad joystick and nonclicking ball

>>58264506
None. They are all counterfeit.

zambz is even more based tho tbqh

>>58264520
I know, but some are decent and close to the original and some are terrible

>>58258439
I thought shipping was generally free? Id consider making one but boy-o the risks

>>58264642
Shipping is usually free under a certain size. A fucking reptile enclosure will way surpass that size limit.

>>58264642
Only for small items. The Chinese government subsidise delivery of packages up to a certain weight. They're not going to cover your reptile enclosure.

>>58264631
your best bet would probably just look at reviews, i'm not sure if there is a chinky seller out there yet with """""""""""""""quality"""""""""""" knock-offs.

>>58264676
Are they the only country to do so? Thats pretty amazing.


>>58264667
What if they just shipped it in individual pieces? Or would a 1.4x1x.01m panel surpass that

>>58264005
Got a shitty plastic one from Ali and I got my money back because the ball isnt clicking. So I have a free autism cube, feels gud. But next time just buy the original on. You feel the difference.

>>58264951
I'd get the original, but it's still 2 months until they're available.

>>58264984
All people from europe have to pay 19 dollars shipping. Do you think this is funny?

>>58261671
I can vouch for Suntaiho, bought plenty of cables from them and these things are pretty tough.

any suggstions for a sub-$50 android phone?

>>58264506
Haha get fucked

Ok CSG, how come AliPays not giving me a confirmation even though I gave 3 submissions.
I'm too lazy to keep on writing my card info if I was to buy

Do I have to wait or do it through AliExpress?

>>58255586
Does anyone have any VR headsets that'd fit a 7 inch tablet?

Also just got this. Works like a charm and seems pretty tightly put together. Very useful for tiny, fussy electronic screws too.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fabulous-Home-Sunglasses-Eyeglass-Cellphone-Watch-Repair-Keychain-Screwdriver-Tool-AUG18/32716701317.html

>>58264005
The fake ones are complete garbage

>>58265389
I've been hearing mixed things in these threads, so I thought there might be one worth getting.

Wait for release of 4x or get a rn3p now?

my god
http://s.aliexpress.com/ANNF3yY7

>>58264005
Why the fuck do people buy these. Do they even do anything?

Any suggestions for lightning headhpones?

>>58265422
I'd get a rn3p now because the only changes are 1gb more of RAM and a slightly newer CPU, plus it'll be overpriced for a couple of months after release.

Or a Zuk z2 if you don't care about microsd slot.

>>58265437
How many did you buy?

guys why are my headphones setting off my geiger counter?

>>58265468
bought this instead
http://s.aliexpress.com/zqaMj2mu

>>58265447
It's just what it looks like, something to keep your hands busy. It's kind of like how people dick around on their phone when they have nothing else to do.

>>58265480
Tiptop kek

Do chinkshit TVs exist?

>>58265480
why you in the purple

>>58264940
Basically they have to fit the dimensions of 130 x 80 cm, which is de facto limit

>>58265146
Its not really a big deal honestly. I just wish it had a better joystick

>>58265511
Just wait until tax season for sales. There are some chinky tvs on Alibaba but they're not worth the trouble or risk

What kind of single board computer should i buy? Are there any good, but cheaper than raspberry pi? With good GPIO support?

Interested in kits with accessories if possible. Price less than 20$ if possible

>>58266208
You can get an Orange Pi Zero for about $10 on Ali
I don't have one but it looks neat. It has wifi and full sized USB, and supposedly works with Raspberry Pi software

>>58265511
Xiaomi, Changhong, Skyworth

>mom didn't water my lucky tree for two days
jdimsa

>>58265923
What depth.

Dropped my Redmi 4 Prime tonight. It didn't break. It's more resilient than I thought.

>>58266645
Droped me axon 7 face down on my stainless steel laptop. Didnt break. Cat also dug its teeth in my phone and left no mark.

Any good chink phones that don't have physical buttons on the front?

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Got my $4 autism cube today. Pleased with the color I got despite being assorted. I don't know what the official one is supposed to be like but I wanted to sum it up. It's been in my jacket pocket with my hands while walking around in the cold.

The five buttons are pleasing and clicky. Three diagonally are louder, while the remaining two at the other corners are slightly muted but still very audibly and physically clicky.

The ball has a little bit of play but rolls well enough under the finger. Flicking it causes it to spin freely for a quick second, so not extensively like an actual ball bearing but good enough.

The rollers seem sunken, and they're very difficult to turn using just your fingertip and not a fingernail. They click as the turn. The soft coating of the gray plastic seems to be wearing off next to these from the fingernail, causing a shimmer in the light but not a change in color.

The joystick at first popped up and down as you pressed on it, but now it doesn't. I don't know why. It's a shallow joystick, as it doesn't tilt very far. The cap spins in place, which is a kind of a nice feeling similar to the dedicated spinner wheel but along with the joystick tilt. It doesn't always rest in the middle, it's quite loose, based on gravity and how far the cap is rotated in place affecting the spring underneath.

The actual spinner is quite nice. It has a little play but not noticeable in use. The bump is just prominent enough to grip under the fingertip and it spins easily.

The switch is alright. It has three positions: left, right, and center. The center position is very shallow and kind of annoying because it's too easy to overshoot and push the switch entirely to one side or the other, but also noticeable enough when trying to just flick it back and forth like a two-position light switch.

The calming stone or whatever is very shallow and subtle, but is pleasant to rub given the soft texture.

>>58266975
rn3p

>>58267032
Baoding balls are still better IMHO

>>58267032
What are they actually called? That looks hella interesting but googling "Autism cube" turns up nothing.

>>58267450
Fidget cube

>>58267482
Thank you anon

>>58267492
Gong hei fat choi... like in 2 months or something.

comparing ebay and aliexpress/aliBABBa is autist. Ebay is good for used shit, ali is good for lots of chinkshit. I got some pretty nice fake rolex's awhile back. Price ranging from 10, 25, and at one point 300 dollars. All were actually alright, especially the 300 one.

>>58267552
>ali is good for lots of chinkshit
So is Ebay

>>58267552
So there's actually a quality difference between the price ranges? I figured the $300 Fake would be the same $30 Fake

>>58267582
within my time yes price place huge roll, most sellers atleast.

>>58267562
far less though as ali is alot less regulated, ebay you can not get away with as much shit.

>>58267604
Such as?

>>58267756
Some anons chink the chinks by filing a dispute on a frozen tracking even though they received the item.

I wouldn't know since I'm not a nog

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what fleshlights should I be looking at?

Come on I know a few of you have bought them. Should I go cheap or get one of these "automatic" masturbators?

I'd prefer one that doesn't look like vagina from the outside just in case someone finds it. Also one you can clean would be good.

A $1 mouse I bought from eBay with free shipping from china will be here 2 days before the $75 GearBest order that I got priority shipping on a day before.

what the fuck china?

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>>58267939

>>58267939
onihole

>>58267954
Chink happens.

>>58267972
nigga i typed ona wtf
onahole

>>58267886
On frozen tracking? Care to elaborate?

>>58268014
Tracking that doesn't update.

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What's in Geneva? Why from Hong Kong to Geneva? Are they botnetting my phone?

>>58268051
botnetting ur phone. wtf u mean by that are u retarded?

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>>58268051
yes anon you are very important, they are doing that. yes.

>>58268055
If you don't know what that means, then you were too retarded to answer my question to begin with. Also you fail 1st grade English skills and call me retarded!

>>58268051

> Are they botnetting my phone?

Don't use words you don't understand, dumbshit.

>>58268062
If they can make a giant factory to make the phones, they can make one to botnet them.

>>58268088
Clearly samefag of >>58268055

>>58268098
Actually i am not. Bot netting is very fucking different from having a box sent to a few different post stations you twat.

>>58268158
Not an argument.

>>58268098
clearly samefag of >>58268051

>>58268063
You clearly do not know what that word means dipshit.

>>Actually i am not. Bot netting is very fucking different from having a box sent to a few different post stations you twat.

kek

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>>58268165
No shit.

what's the most useful chink shit to buy?

>>58256716
Open Camera? Wtf is Open Shot?

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>>58262007
i think im missing something here.
want to search for breitling and ulysse nardin and neither show up at all?
help for ioffer novice?

I wish those slant-eye insects were creative. Chinkshit art would be interesting

Does anybody own the Neweer NW-800 microphone?
it looks exactly like the BM-800 and has a similar model name, but it looks like the Amazon version

is it an inferior copy or the same thing with a different brand?
the prices are semi comparable, expected from amazon

https://www.amazon.com/Neewer-Professional-Broadcasting-Recording-Microphone/dp/B00XBQ8UGG/ link

>>58268495
They're more capitalist af more than us. They just care whatever 'we' want. No room for creativity

>>58268584
you don't understand what capitalism is, son

>>58268614
Okay

>>58265134
just get a used gnex senpai

>>58268495
Look up Dafen village

>>58257868
Price and link, please!

>>58267032
Whats the point of them

>>58267939
Try it lit before you buy the costly ones.

http://s.aliexpress.com/Z3iMNFjU

>>58268998
>http://s.aliexpress.com/Z3iMNFjU
Uhhhh, don't buy cheap transparent sex toys. Phthalates on your dick is a no-go

Happy new yeal

May all youl packages allive in time 2017

>>58268998
If you're going to spend that much on an onahole, you'd probably be better off having a look at NLS since they're somewhat more credible anyway.
http://en-nls.com/

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MAYBE January will bring me my November chink shit

>>58269335
Too late. Ive put them up my bum and on my pee pee.

>>58269537
This! My 11.11 Xiaomeme Pro HD ;_;

Has anyone bought/reviewed this ZERO Mech. keyboard? Thinking of getting the black one without backlighting and black switches.
http://s.aliexpress.com/EvymQzuE

>>58269537
I feel you
im STILL waiting on 13 orders from November

>>58269608
looks pretty nice, and at a good price
although i have absolutely no idea what brand those switches are, so they may end up being really bad, or the opposite could happen, but reading from the reviews it seems like a good deal

i dont recall anyone reviewing it before, but check the archives to be sure

Where can i find a chinkshit version of this, ,my chinkshit-fu is terrible

https://www.amazon.com/Headset-Buddy-Line-level-Smartphones-Mic-Line/dp/B00OAW85ZG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1483273973&sr=8-1&keywords=iphone+line+in

im not fucking paying 20 USD for a god damn adapter so i can record line level from my PC via 3.5mm.

>>58269677
Checked the archives already, problem is that I think it's a rebranded chink brand. I've never heard of ZERO (other than the ducky ones) and they look like the Ajazz ones.

Good point about the switches.

>>58269726
I can only find female TRRS to male TRS like these:

http://s.aliexpress.com/AnmQrq2E

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>>58269608
I have one that looks the same, but its brand was lingbao junguashi or something like that. Have it since summer and its my first mech. Got the black switches and i really like them. I bought it for 30€ and i am pretty happy.

I received xiaomi hybrids pro few days ago. They are ok, but I expected more since the price is increased.. also i have the older hybrids on hand so I compared them both. The hybrids pro sound really different from the older version. Less bass higher treble. So if you like nigbass get the older hybrids.

>>58269820
Hows the 'programmable' backlighting? Or what modes are there?

>>58269859
It has a lot of modes, press to light or press to turn off keys. Snake like lighting. Wave style, all keys lighted or off and you can adjust brightness and speed of the animations. I have them all lighten up and don't bother with more modes. The black switches feel really good coming from a rubber Microsoft kb.

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Making new thread, back in a minute.

>>58269950
Fuck off
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/image/iWfKfoan1BujsVZTqCC5Yg

>>58269600
>>58269660
Hope you guys get it soon.

>>58269508
That's racist.

>>58268481
Never search for the brand, search for names.

Bump limit reached, new thread here
>>58270038
>>58270038
>>58270038
>>58270038

>>58269820
Do the switches look like the ones on the keyboard that guy linked to?

>>58269950
Is it true that you make hundreds of youtube accounts just to downvote some dudes videos, but actually all you're accomplishing is exposure for that channel?

Is it true that you hate Discord so much but still you hang out in it for months?

>>58263167
>>>58261772
>Am I right in assuming these would be significantly better than the $40 fakes on DHL, ALi, and ioffer?
>I just ordered a fake rolex for $16 from Ali, but if I had a job I'd get one of these quality Omega reps


I am now tempted for an omega rep too, damn it !

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>>58270139

>>58263167
are you uk?