Hey a box Any guesses what's inside?

Intel

Panties and stockings

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hint #1

>>57513050

+1 for pantsu

>>57513074

This, most likely.

Dragon dildo

>>57513089
That's a big box o' dragon dildos if I ever seen one.

Macbook

>>57513050
Google Pixel?

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opening box..

DRAGON DILDOS
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D
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>>57513123
I spy purple paper ;))))))

Refurbished Chinese dragon dildos.

I bet it's something disappointing like a new fagbook

>>57513143
>Apple

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tadaa you fucks

>>57513157
Enjoy your botnet.

>>57513157
Neat, I've heard good things about the 2016 werewolf dick packaging.

It really emphasizes that you're [spoiler]knot[/spoiler] getting anything less than the best bad dragon experience.

>>57513157
Never rhought a dildo would be the less gay alternative to what you ordered.

>>57513157
>>57513146
I FUCKING KNEW IT

what do i win?

>>57513157
Oh, a box of shit.

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its the 15 incher too :^)

>>57513157

Feminine lingerie would have been less homosexual than this.

>haha hey guys look at my new apple product

>he thinks he's not a fucking retard

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>>57513197
>>57513189
>>57513174
>>57513171

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and that's all you get.

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>>57513208
You wasting your money on a piece of shit is not that upsetting for me.

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Hey, let's all talk about something significantly less gay than a laptop for media and 3d design professionals that costs a gorillion dollars and comes with a 450.

Should I spring for the medium or the small?

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remember when Apple was colorful and fun?
wtf happened

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just kidding.

>Paying over 400 $ for any tech product
Why are people so stupid?

>>57513230
Do you assume everyone who makes fun of you is the same person? I can't even afford a Mac.

>>57513234
Modern design happened. It'll go full circle eventually.

>>57513231
i mean, the small will satisfy you now, but the medium gives you something to work for

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>>57513234
well it does come in two colors now

>>57513230
that wasn't me, friend

>>57513231

Go small unless you want to start using adult diapers at age 35.

>>57513254
Hey buddy, can you take some closeups of the touch bar/detailed buttons and images shown on it?

>>57513254
>it does come in two colors now
yeah boring and more boring, or maybe just other boring since more boring would actually require effort

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To all those complaining about glare and fingerprints.

The touchbar is matte

>>57513265
Wider color gamut means these are going to be the most colorful Macs in a long time. Turn on that beautiful screen and watch the colors POP.

>>57513234

Steve Job's death was a mistake

>>57513271
Holy shit that keyboard looks like garbage to type on

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>>57513265
https://dbrand.com/

this is easily the worst photo i've ever taken on my Nexus 6P

>>57513239
I make 400 in 2 days, my dinner is about 90 and my lunch is around 50-60, how is 400 relevant ?

4 000 is something I work at times for 1 week or 2 weeks, for a normal person, that's like spending 500 on something, new, that will last at least 1-2 years

In other words, I work hard (yeah not rly) and I CAN afford it.

Dildu

>>57513292
Im typing on one at the moment, it's not the most practical option due to shallow travel on it but the keys are large and feel tactile. Over all 7/10

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>>57513292
It's actually very tactile, mechanical feeling in fact. Low travel makes typing very fast.

I can type 95wpm on these while I was stuck at 80-85 on an MX blue keyboard.

>>57513320
this search bar looks really handy and comfy

>>57513317
>>57513320
Fair enough, I wasn't expecting them to be tactile at all, they look spongier than my ass.

>>57513331
Kinda the opposite, very clicky. I think it might feel really good w/ a keyboard cover; currently have one in the mail. That should also dampen the damn noise that comes off of this thing. Feels like I'm on a typewriter all over again.

>>57513183
That's like 5X your dick size

>>57513354
my dick is not 20 cm lol, its 25

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best part of this thing. It's so customizable.

>>57513370
>>57513260

Plz

>>57513050

I really don' like the keyboard the on the newer MacBooks, they feel flimsy and seems like they could fall of on any time.

I was okay with the MacBooks before, but I honestly think Apple has gone full retard with the touch bar, though the Touch ID looks cool though.

is there an easy way to record webms from android for upload here?

>>57513189

Have to agree.

Even if someone was to give me one of these i wouldn't want it.

>>57513370
>it's so customizable
>18 pre-set buttons

>>57513298
It doesnt matter how much you earn. Poor people can "afford" to "buy" iPhones too.
The question is can you be so stupid and technologically illiterate to pay for stuff that costs less than a third somewhere else?
If you just like to throw out money why not give it to the people that starve to death?

>>57513461
that's just for the system, without any third party developers

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Enjoy your 10 cables OP

>>57513377
isn't that what you wanted?

>>57513556
I'm looking for more for like images or the scrubbers shown on the screen; want to see how pixelated/clear they look since I'd only be using it for video editing for the most part.

>>57513592
It is retina screen with the same width as main one and height of 8 pixels.

>>57513603
fugg, I'm blind as hell so that might not be so useful

>>57513370
enjoy giving your fingerprints to the botnet.

>>57513612 >>57513603
*80 pixels.

>>57513636
Oh, that's not bad.

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>>57513157

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>>57513235
You forgot the other half

>>57513482
So what can you technically do with the bar?

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>>57513690

>>57513693
Still looks a little narrow, might have to go check out before I pull the trigger.

>>57513157

Enjoy your complimentary black bull you cuck

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Testing upload from Android.

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>>57513690
Fucking w/ you, here's an example as per FCP.

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>>57513738
That was really bad.

So uh, can you put the normal F keys on the bar? I would think that would've been an option.

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>>57513157
I thought USPS didn't allow shipping explosives.

>>57513834
No that's the Note7

>>57513828
you just hold down the Fn key, and they appear on the screen. Works identical like the macs before.

>>57513659
I'm not even memeing right now, that is fucking ridiculous. This is why I'm still going for the 2015 rMBP.

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>>57513900
Apple invented exploding phones.

>/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site.

>>57513913
>that's why i suck cocks instead of taking them up my ass

>>57513929
Nice projecting

>>57513939
>t. mactoddler

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>>57513913
I am memeing right now though

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>>57513050

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I got the GPU upgrade too.

What's that benchmark program with the squares that load in, and the cars racing on a dark street called?

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>>57513969
So can macs finally render clouds in Photoshop without catching fire now?

For that guy that was wondering about the keyboard. I just got a silicone keyboard cover delivered and it is NIGHT AND DAY. Still feels very tactile and comfy but now the keys feel like they have more depth and aren't as clicky. Very nice.

>>57514190
>t. mactoddler

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>>57514196
Okay?

>https://ohioresidentdb.com/person/OH0021001169/tyler_m_wien

hi op

>mactodlers

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>>57515125
>mactoddler
>lives with his mom and dad

>>57515125
wrong person my friend.

downloading cinebench right now

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this is fucking gay

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>>57515201
MACTODDLERS

CuCKED

AGAIN

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>>57515223
got it

>>57515263
>that aliasing
christ osx is fucking pile of shit

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>>57515263
>>57515125
I gave it some more thought, and I find it very weird that you would spend that much time trying to find my name and address.

geekbench next

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>>57515297
>spend that much time

>mactoddler level technology literacy

Where do technology illiterate mactoddler kiddies get the false impression they or their fruity toddler toys are welcome much less belong on a technology board?

https://browser.geekbench.com/v4/compute/228394
https://browser.geekbench.com/v4/cpu/1045082

results are in.

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>attention seeking thread
>apple product

Why do I even hope to expect different?

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>>57515400
Nobody cares mactoddler.

>>57515400
Don't even have to look at that to know the throttlebook runs 100+C and throttles to 800mhz.

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>>57515158
nice try, buddy

>macfags really are retarded
>and, I'm not your friend

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>>57515693
MACTODDLERS BTFO

>>57515693
ok call my house then :^)

>>57515786
I'll wait until your mom's home.

>>57513231

Fuck the foreplay, just get large or XL.

Larger = Better

(As long as it's physically possible to insert without COMPLETELY obliterating your anus, of course)

>>57515878
this desu senpai

>>57515693
AYY

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>ITT
One more mactoddler getting BTFO

>>57515786
Does your mom know you like taking cocks in your ass Tyler?

Tyler is a gay as fuck name OP, I'd probably guzzle cum and buy a macbook too if I were you. Luckily I'm not.

>>57515693
LUL

>mactard
>attention whore
>homosexual
>has aids
>gay af name

Unsurprising.

>>57515786
HI Tyler! How is your new MacBook pro? :)

>>57515693
That is such a cringey machine name.

>>57513370
>It's so costumizable
>Cant even put back the removed Esc key

>>57516225
fucking kek

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>>57513370
>No escape key
NO ESCAPE KEY
>No escape key
NO ESCAPE KEY
>No escape key
NO ESCAPE KEY
>No escape key
NO ESCAPE KEY
>No escape key
NO ESCAPE KEY
>No escape key
NO ESCAPE KEY

MACTODDLERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>57513157
>>57513183
>>57513207
fag, kys.

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>>57513183

>>57513331
not op
not at all.

It's actually really weird feeling.

They actually have so much click with very little travel.

Its kind of like the home buttons on a Samsung but a whole keyboard.

>>57513157
Install solus on it.
It's much nicer than osx

>>57516029
LUL MingLee Kappa

>>57515693
I WILL SNATCH THAT MECBUK WIIITEE BOOY

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Look what i got in the mail case cpu cooler ram and storage on the way i7 on the way aswell

>>57516558
>image.jpg

Detected the iToddler.

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>>57515693
Hey OP... lets... lets be friends? :)

>>57516611
>Living in a forest
lol why are mactards ALWAYS so poor?

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ayy

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>>57516654

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>>57516611
Apparently 22 people lives in that house
What is this guy up to?

>>57516704
probably a fucking chink

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>>57516704
What else?

>>57516582
Lol fu bitch i hate my phone but i got it for free so pffft

>>57516704
>single family house
>

>>57516731
Did you see his hand? He was white, you dimbfuck nigger stupid.

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>>57516704

>>57516816
>mactard
>white

good joke

only subhuman mongs buy apple

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>>57516865
Reminder: macdonald uses a mac

>>57516892
>mcdonalds sells big macs
>macfags work at mcdonalds

I'm seeing a connection here.

>>57516704
>22 mcburger flippers just to afford a house
>6 people per bedroom
>mac users

lmao

>trying to dox someone because they bought a mac

>>>/v/eddit

>>57517295
>buying macshit
>>>/r/eddit

>>57513189
>not knowing how homosexuality works
fags never dress as women

>>57517372
you'd know

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>>57517295
Fuck off mactoddler.

>>57517295
>complaining against doxing someone because they bought a mac
>>>/r/eddit

>>57517295
>mac

>>>/r/eddit

>>57517295
>getting mad cause your shit leaked
its pretty normal, with being a macfag and all, your bum hole must be pretty prone to leakage, from all the applelgapping
also >>/lgbt/

>>57513050
>test

I can't believe you idiots were dumb enough to think I get my packages shipped to where I live.

Did posting on here during work hours not set any alarms?

Funniest thread on 4chan right now.

>>57513050
a hipster keyboard

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I dunno, but I always hate doxxing. I always ask myself how much that would suck if it happened to me, and I just cannot feel good about seeing it here.

It was fun seeing the wee keyboard screen in action, OP. Sorry about you being a massive faggot. :^(

>>57518435
Nice damage control

>>57518435
Enjoy your 12 anchovy pizzas mactard.

>>57518435
>maximum damage control
ayy lmao

>>>/lgbt/ tyler

>>57518435
>t. Tyler M Wien

>>57518435

>http://radaris.com/p/Tyler/Wien/
>found 1 in the US

Oh My <dot> WebM

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So how's Rhonda doing these days Tyler?

Is she into gore and scat?