/csg/ Chink Shit General

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>>57280639
>Anon shows off a massive haul of chink shit, saves it for this thread(I hope)
all those u plays

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Guys i think Ali fucked up, you know how you get 10 coins for following the selected stores for the big 11.11 sale? well you can keep following and unfollowing for infinite coins. pic related now what to do with them

>>57280639
>not stickying that imgur gallery of cheap Xmas shit, preferably by replacing the discord link
Shame on you OP.

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Better shot of my Chinkbow.
It's a Kaimei Han.

$250 AUD, 72LB peak and a decent 80% let off.

Heavy though, really fucking heavy.

>>57280747
It's time to put some points in STR bro

>>57280747
Holy shit that's awesome. Where'd you buy it? What does a non-chink bow normally cost in your country?

>>57276379

fuck off idiot that happened to one person here. I buy shit off aliexpress three times a week. Maybe if you didn't be such a retard this wouldn't happen.

>>57280806
what happens if you just show them your ID?

>>57280825
I've never had to show them my ID. Real question is what the fuck did you do to make them so suspicious of you, you fucking retard.

>>57280835
i'm not that guy, was just curious

http://imgur.com/a/zoyE2

Im gonna try these with my fake xiami in ears

>>57280783
For something like a Diamond Inf Edge? generally close to $600 for a very basic set up, once you factor in arrows, heads, case, stand, target, you're probably looking at about $1K.

My target cost me $70 AUD, and does stop my arrows, but only just, they go almost their full length through the target.
A similar target in stores here is usually close to $200.

I get my broadheads from China for about $3 a pop for decent non-chinsy ones, whereas here you can spend about $15 a head for similar quality heads.

Arrows is where I really came ahead, I spend about $2.50 for my arrows and they're carbon - I wouldn't hunt with them, they're definitely not predictable enough, but the logic being you buy a few decent arrows for that, and spend a fuckload less on the rest.

I've got it all off Ali and Ebay so far, they often sell the Kaimei bows as IRQ for some reason - the bow, with all the accessories usually sits between $300 and $350, but I sniped mine on special for $250.

>>57280747
I've been tempted by the mongolian style recurve bows they sell

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OFFICIAL /CSG/ CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA LIST:
https://imgur.com/a/JvrGt

>>57280887
Do it, but watch for specials, I've seen them sell for $50.

>>57280888
>all reference links

cmon now

Hey fellow Deutschfags,

Where can I get a cheap power source for the BM-800 meme microphone?

>>57280909
It's been like that since forever. There are bonus programs on gearbest and ali, why the fuck do you think these OPs keep posting only ali and gb? To keep you updated and your life easy? Because they like it so much? They want shekels and free shit, that's why.

Just look how many fools bought the "knives", just for opening up packages.

It's hilarious, I love /csg/

>>57280909
Nigga those are the links you get when sharing from the botnet app
>>57280888
>solar system watch
Does anyone here own that? It looks quite nice.

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Dirty Reviews - reviewed the world's cheapest chink mechanical keyboard and other memes.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Comfy Reviews - most well-known for BM-800 phantom power tests and chink knife reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

Awful Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer with some reviews of chink PC parts, channel committing sudoku with non-/csg/ nigger humour videos lately
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

Cheap Chinese Crap Review - a new /csg/ channel reviewing chink toothbrushes, drones and cheap toys
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpZrhMsEVJb21CyaAoF0CTg

Cheeky Tech - I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRhetomZYw-MKpm4OmzxX8w

>>57280939
>>57280934

you cant fool me you fucking jews

>>57280909
Ref links are http://s.click.aliexpress.com, s.aliexpress.com are shortened links from the aliexpress app, feel free to try it yourself and you'll see.

>>57280922
Behringer PS400

https://www.thomann.de/de/behringer_ps_400.htm

>>57280922
Behringer PS400 is available pretty much everywhere, look for that on Deutsche sites and used musician gear swap groups on fb or sites like craigslist.

>>57280740
Not working for me

>>57280949
Let's wait and see.

>>57280952
yeah, he's not using referral links, he's just a filthy mobile poster

>>57280740
can someone make a script for it its kind of a pain.

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What could this be, /csg/?

>>57280740
I can confirm this but it will take years to be profitable. 10-100 points cant do shit

>>57280972
prosthetic borls

>>57280972
Plushie cat

>>57280953
>>57280955
Danke friends

>>57280806
its happens to at least 1 person a week mate.

>>57280972
air #chinked

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As someone asked, that "ROCK Magnet Car Holder Mini Air Vent" seems to work well.

>>57280955
>>57280953
https://www.amazon.de/Justin-JustIn-Phantom-Phantomspeiseadapter-fach/dp/B00NSMP4SU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1477669090&sr=8-2&keywords=Behringer+PS400

What about this one?

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>>57280972
Will review when I get off of work

>>57280953
for 4€ more you can get a audio interface with integrated phantom power supply

https://www.thomann.de/de/behringer_u_phoria_um2.htm

>>57281008
Have fun waking up

>>57281004
Looks stinky chinky, it should be fine, they're very simple things. Just a power supply. Make sure you get an XLR to XLR cable, the BM-800 only comes with a XLR to 3.5mm cable. You need two cables, one from mic to supply then from supply to your PC.

If your budget can reach any further or you do music/video production get a Behringer UMC22 for a DAC/audio interface/phantom power combo. You'll need that extra control.

>>57281008
>smart watch
That will go great with your fedora and anime T-shirt collection.

>>57281029
yeah that one, anon got there first.

>>57280806
>>57280835
I typoed my card's expiration date once. That's apparently all it takes to trigger their """security""" which literally nobody else in the industry needs.

>just werks for me so it must just werk for everybody!
Go search for "aliexpress order closed for security", there's tons of people with this issue and you just don't hear about it here because everyone trusts the chinks with their bank statements lol

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>the new BM-800 doesn't work even half as well as it did before
how? Mine seems to be working fine.

>I was going to buy the new model to compare the two, but then I heard it KILLS your headphones

you could still test it out before you decide to baselessly say it's "not even half as good". How can you say it's shit if you've never tried it? Also how does it kill your headphones? Please run me through how this works exactly because it sounds like bullshit. And that pic explanation is bullshit, melts your headphones and might burn your ear what a joke. I've been using the newer model apparently with no issues every night. Anyone who believes they have access to where the budget is allocated on this chip is making wild guesses

>0.02cent
>0.05cent
>0.06cent
you've gotta be fucking joking with this shit, bullshit artists


>this makes no sense
exactly. Why would the Chink manufacturers make what you claim to be an unusable product just to save "0.06 cents" (where the fuck would you possibly get that information?) out of a much bigger overall budget per microchip? These people are professionals not some fags on an anime forum with a tiny bit of experience """reviewing""" shit they buy on the internet, they know about simple shit like price vs. reward and know where to cut their budgets.


Literally none of this makes sense. And the video claims that headphones / earphones are destroyed within minutes? Please post the video evidence because if this, post it now. If it doesn't exist it's just what I expect it is - complete bullshit. Just buy 50c earphones to demonstrate shouldn't be too hard, just takes "within minutes".

>>57280740
I've been doing this for an hour i hope the chinks don't take my shekels away

>>57281004
That's literally just a rebranded neweer/innogear/whatever

tfw no eu ac/ac plug

>>57280740
what do you do with the coins?

>>57281058
well there you go, an actual explanation. Yeah it's obviously overly strict but at least it makes sense.

I do hear about it here, I hear about it here because literally one anon posted a pic of it earlier this week and niggers won't stop chimping out.

>>57281060
wow i dont hate somake now

>>57281035
>>57281029
OK I will buy a Behringer U-Phoria UM2 + and XLR Male to XLR Female cable for roughly 38€

>>57281079
Buy coupons, play their gay flip game to win coupons and feel rich on the fakest currency. They might be useful for the 11.11 thing but only chinkgod knows.

>>57281099
xDDD I posted the /tv/ meme out of context again guys xDDDD

>>57281060
My somakes cinch are not green and yellow but both black.

>>57281079
Check the app it has coupons for them.

>>57280888
damn Bitcoin price really plumeted

>>57281060
>newfag detected
This was big news all over /csg/, in fact all the images Comfy used were ripped from /csg/ along with plenty of reports from other anons about their dead headphones. If you search "somake" on https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/ you'll see where he's pulling it from. There's been constant posts since at least July, if anything he posted the video too late and ignored the posts despite being one of the big causes of the Somake meme.

>>57281129
>newfag
xDDDDDDDDDDD

I know how to 4chan mom NEWFAG NEWFAG NEWFAG REEEEE LOL lololololol Xddd


I know there's pictures anon but where's the video evidence? Literally takes minutes to verify and anons are ALWAYS buying cheap earbuds, just test a pair out on camera. Hell, Comfy should do it.

>>57281155
why don't you make a video of the new one not blowing your shitty headphones up?

just crank the bukakke open, plug your headphones in and play music on them for like 10 minutes

>>57281093
kek, "overly strict", it's completely unreasonable.

How do they not lose customers? Is everyone itching to have their identity stolen just to get some cheap chink shit?

Welp the coins exploit is over hope you got some.

>>57281155
>dozens of anons complaining about the Somake being a shit meme and sometimes killing their headphones
>"YEAH WELL I NEED VIDEO EVIDENCE OF HEADPHONES EXPLODING FIRST"
listen to yourself man, Somake was a common meme around here and tons of issues popped up since July when the new model came out, none before that. Somake was already a dead meme around here before that video came out.

>>57281213
RIP cakebux

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>tfw my golden xiaomi mi5 is hold by the customs

JUST

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>>57281272
Prepare your ass for taxes.

>>57280747
What's the build quality like? Is it chinky or like proper aussie bows?

>>57281213
What? Still works for me, are you using a selected store like teclast/ugreen/samsung? Im on 1200 coins bois

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Is there a "foolproof guide for the tech impaired" regarding flashing your chink phone?
Thinking of buying one as a gift for christmas. But I want to keep the chinese botnet to a minimum.

>>57281291
sucks balls
but considering I got it shipped by 240€ even if the taxes will be like 60€ it will still worth it.

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Seems like it's still e-celebs shilling referral links, so I don't think I missed out on anything.

Wanted to show you lads my diving flashlight, $0.45. Was supposed to be a CREE but there's no logo, but it's quite bright, so that's okay.

>>57281315
comfy brings it up every thread because its the closest thing he has to a claim to fame

no pics but i bought some clones of atlantis triton coils for my mouth fedora... it came at the ohms it said on the package and it was $6 for 5 coils instead of $15 for 5 for the legit ones..

its almost as cheap as usin a rebuildable 10/10

>>57281313
It's heavy, really fucking heavy compared to most Aussie bows.
But aside from that, top notch.

The string is fantastic, after an afternoon of fucking about it has no signs of any wear, none of the fittings are slipping - the riser is milled aluminium, the limbs seem to be carbon, there's solid bearing on both the outside and inside of the cams.

Overall, I'd say it's as good as, or better than, entry level Aussie compound bows, and for half the price (not even counting the accessories it came with) it's unbeatable.

It came with:
FO sight, unpowered.
Arrow rest, unfitted.
Side quiver, uniftted.
String stop fitted.
String silencers fitted.
String catch fitted.
Limb silencers fitted.

>>57281367
Except all the clear evidence that you bring it up first and in the most butthurt way imaginable. Everyone has noticed someone dragging the BM-800 into conversation needlessly. Do you think we're stupid and forget threads instantly?

Looking for some good usb speakers for my desktop. Any recommendations, anons?

>>57281388

Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Should I spend my Ali coins on Flip'n'wins?

>>57281433
>USB speakers
don't bother, get a cheap chink amplifier and find some speakers from the 70s/80s/90s from your local Goodwill or thrift shop. They'll sound much better than any USB speaker for cheaper.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Hot-2-Channel-Car-MP3-Hi-Fi-Stereo-Audio-Amplifier-12V-3A-Remote-Control-USB/32480081158.html

>>57281478

do you need coupons for hair extensions?

>>57281478
no

>>57281213
What coin exploit?

>>57281342
Oh it stopped working with some of the shops.

>>57281427
I think that since you spend all your days crawling through the archives for these threads there would be a bunch of rebeccablacktech links in your post if it was true

>>57281488
I never do find used speakers for under $50.
What am I doing wrong?

>>57281357
>bitching about e-celebs
>while advertising your 4chan pass
kys

>>57281545
still working for me using the same store

>>57281632
>do my research for me
/csg/ is lazy enough, just read it all yourself. I'm tired of you people needing spoonfed links to every little thing because you can't move your 400lb bodies to click the mouse through a few more pages and adjust the muscles in your eyes to read the information.

>>57281683
Check swap meets and any things like car boot sales or garage sales. Craigslist/Gumtree/Kijiji is also good if they're in your area. Anywhere where people offload their old tech, as long as there isn't visible disintegration on the speaker foam then it should still be good. Facebook groups are also good.

>>57281545
>>57281708
shit, now they're giving me captcha, but it still works

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>>57280922
>>57281060
what about this

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/USB-Sound-Card-USB-Audio-7-1-External-USB-Sound-Card-Audio-Adapter-Mic-Speaker-Audio/804700_32602917721.html?

this shouldn't kill headphones right

>>57281855
Pretty much every blackblob soundcard is shit for music.

>>57281855
Dirty Reviews liked it but then his BM-800 always sounded like garbage using it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXvfodmYhwU

>>57281060
I too bought the new somake before this information about being inferior was memed.

I havent plugged headphones in yet but I tried the mic with bm800 and it sounds ok. Just that I dont have the old one to compare with so I didnt say anything. It did provide more power than the motherboard at least. Not sure how it compares to the older one unfortunately.

>>57281855
REEE
I just ordered two SOMAKES
I wish at least one of them is the old ones.

>>57281855
so far the reviews for that one don't have them destroying any devices

>>57281943
>>57281917
why the hell did the chinks have to shit this up
they had a good thing going until they chinked all over it

fuck somake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv4C0dpLCWY

>>57280740
Won't Aliexpress disable/delete all coins on Nov. 10?
They are only useful if you are planning to buy something until then

BM-800s did 9/11

>>57282108

CAPACITORS CAN'T MELT STEAL BEAMS.

>>57282114
it needs phantom power for that

will I get aids from a chink tenga?

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Guys, some fucker keyed my car today.
I found THIS on the pavement nearby.

>>57282211
Find out for us.

>>57282217
how can i trust a man who shills BM-800s

>>57281415
Pretty fucking solid bargain there then mate

>>57282335
Yeah, there's a few good players in the chink market right now for low enders like myself - if you want super skookum, you're not going to find it out of China yet - give it 5-10 years and I'm sure a few premium companies will pop up.

Can you buy machetes on AliExpress, or only small knifes?

>>57282370

only one way to find out.....

>>57282370
Jack Ma doesn't allow serious weaponry on Ali, he'd be weaponising the Chinese people and that's not good under a Communist government

>>57282391
Any place you'd recommend for getting a good machete then?

>>57281008
How can it be handsfree if you need a hand to wear it?

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>>57282391
you can get all kind of blades and shit on taobao thought

ARE YOU READY FAGS?

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Anyone know some reliable mSATA drives? Looking to upgrade my X220, any good brand?

>>57281060
I have only seen the 0ohm resistors on the double somake card, The singular ones look like they have less components, but it doesn't look like there is anything headphone destroying about them.

I might buy a new one to compare with my old style somake.

10% code for Aliexprss
>MERCADOPAGO

>>57282615
Kingdian mSATA
Netac is good too but not as good in benchmarks as Kingdian

>>57280639
Any of you ever buy chink photography accesories?

Looking for a somewhat acceptable shotgun mic for my Nikon D5000 (mostly doing video).

Any other accessory recommendations are also welcome.

>>57282652
I have this one, it's pretty good
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/shotgun_to_the_face/32523559366.html

A lightbox is also useful
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Upslon-Portable-Mini-Folding-Studio-Portable-Photography-Mini-Studio-Foldable-Softbox-with-Black-white-Backgound-Soft/32709598019.html

>>57282649
What about KingFast? Found this one here for a reasonable price: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32503234551.html

Gimme a dac

>>57281060
>>57282630
could someone post the "pic explanation"? it sounds like an amusing misunderstanding of what 0ohm resistors are for

>>57282630
>0 ohm resistor
so a wire?

www.gearbest.com/boards-shields/pp_414683.html?wid=21

Orange Pi board on flash sale for 12 dollars on GB.
If you ever wanted to get into the raspberry pi meme, now's your chance to do it the chink style, real cheap.

>>57282734

I don't have the image, but it's part of comfys video.

https://youtu.be/Zv4C0dpLCWY#t=49s

49 seconds in if my link does not work.

>>57282690
Awesome. How's the sound quality over the inbuilt mic on your camera?

Won't need a lightbox since I'm going to be doing exclusively video for the next few months (D5000 is all I have). But I'll consider it for later.

>>57282793
it shows up as 13$ here.

>>57282793
>$13.22

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>>57282844
>>57282861
Shows 11.89 here, so I rounded it up to 12.
Maybe you need to be logged in to see the correct price?

>>57282903
>euros

>>57282903

>eurobucks

>>57282917
>>57282923
>filename

>>57282965

is this some shitty euro humor?

Did I waste money by getting 2$ registered air mail shipping on GB? People here don't seem to have a high opinion of PostNL.

>>57283023
Total waste.

>>57283023
Yes, you wasted $2.
It would have been sent via PostNL or equivalent anyway and 9 times out of ten your get a tracking number even if you don't pay for one.

Hope you got insurance

>>57283023
It's fine, you would have gotten a tracking number anyway depending on the shipping but PostNL is pretty good.

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>>57283177

>>57282802
Oh good, he helpfully covered up the traces with those lines.

I'd have to see the DAC datasheet to be sure, but it seems to me that he might be partially correct. It's not that using 0ohm resistors is some kind of horrible danger, but more that the 5uF caps would mitigate damage from a faulty/out-of-spec DAC chip (I think.)

The $0.0006 thing is quite the kek; deliberately putting 0ohm resistors there is more likely a mistake (misunderstanding of the datasheet) than a cost saving measure. Assume stupidity before malice.

Anyone have experience with the new metal chuwi hi12 keyboard? Tech tablets gives it a 5 second blah then moves onto other Chink shit. Ive heard it compared to the hi book keyboard, any one have kind words for that?

>>57281344
I don't know i this helps, but here's CyanogenMod's guide for Redmi Note 3:
http://wiki.cyanogenmod.org/w/Install_CM_for_kenzo

>>57283285
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S56972865#p56974792
found the archive link where that picture comes from

Should I be playing these daily chink games?

>>57281344
Lmgtfy

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>>57281060
>These people are professionals

How does the boya or any other lapel Mic in the 10-20 $ range compare to bm800? All I want is something decent for voice chat

>>57283476
The Neewer one has good tests on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=954V68Q4Bso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIiu_j6on8E

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Neewer-3-5mm-Hands-Free-Computer-Clip-on-Mini-Lapel-Microphone-Free-Shipping/32244982362.html

>>57281060
Reviews of the same shit resold on Amazon confirms it kills head phones

>>57283497
Neewer is trash, I already have one.

is there any good quality aliexpress maga cap or all are shit

>>57283557
Bit late to get a MAGA hat now considering by the time it arrives the election will be over.

>>57283584
you sound defeated lmao

>>57283557
besides it'll arrive post election, you can easily spot a fake MAGA hat as real ones have embroidered letters, black rim, and a chord on it

>>57283607
What? You know the election is in less than two weeks? No way the chinks will deliver you a MAGA hat in that time.

>>57283557
Do you mean good quality as in good quality, or "good quality" as in 1:1 copy of the official one?
This one is good quality https://www.aliexpress.com/item/irony-the-hat-also-too-late/32678609901.html

>>57283609
It's illegal to buy a "real" MAGA hat if you live outside the US because it's considered out of country funding. The chinks are the best you can do unless you find a US proxy willing to break the law.

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wew, finishing up some shopping for the senpai

i dont care if those are referral links, my sisters are getting weed socks for christmas

>>57283639
I wasn't sure if he was a foreigner or not.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Trump/32737016745.html

Is probably the best you can get

>>57283618
yeah but you'll still be able to proudly wear it after A is MGA

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Okay, so I just bought a Transformers Masterpiece Sideswipe for 13 fucking dollars. The auction claims "100% AUTHENTIC Takara Transformers" I have my doubts about this. It's obviously the knockoff. Now, I'm wondering what will happen when I get it and prove that it is a knockoff to the seller. Will eBay refund my costs and end with me getting the figure for free?

Do you guys think I will even get it or is the seller running some kind of scam.

Here's the auction: 100% AUTHENTIC Takara Transformers

I was thinking of buying some more and flipping them if I actually get it for that cheap.

Sorry, forgot my link:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-100-AUTHENTIC-Takara-Transformers-Masterpiece-MP-12-Lambor-Sideswipe-/272423505613?hash=item3f6db4cecd:g:tNsAAOSwnbZYCtwO

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>57283728
paypal and get a refund

HOW DO I PLAY THE CHINK GAME?

IT JUST TAKES ME TO STORE PAGE

>>57283728
>>>/m/

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>>57283770
I fucked up and posted the wrong image first.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/batteries/32501723592.html

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>>57283728
You should have bought Xiaomi Transofrmer.
http://www.gearbest.com/movies-tv-dolls/pp_366740.html

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>>57283770
hopefully fire insurance

>>57283728
>>>/toy/

>>57283728
>>>/biz/

>>57283728
I've received blaten counterfeits before and PayPal has sided with the seller after escalating the matter, so there's that

>>57283793
well thanks for ruining my o-gasm

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Im looking for a cheap mech chinkboard, between these 2 which one should i get?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/AULA-F2012-Professional-Blue-Axis-USB-Wired-87-Keys-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard-with-Backlight-for-Desktop/32672146638.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_1&btsid=f22c9cd0-bb51-480e-aa67-f37047bb5b6b

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ajazz-AK33-Backlit-Mechanical-Mouse-Colorful-Multifunction-Gaming-Keyboard-Blue-Black-Axis-82-anti-ghosting-Keys/32704956279.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_1&btsid=ee597a02-4735-4bad-a654-f7b33111e2e6

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Yo /csg/ what's up with these Android TVs?
Any of them good or interesting in any way?

>>57283849
Neither, get a Magicforce

>>57283826
c*ck

>>57280639
i really really like this image. i also love you guys.

>>57283853
No
best one was Google TV / Logitech Revue
you know
back when the fucking browser was on the screen instead of having all the shit apps like every other TV has now

>>57283849
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ViewSonic-KU520-Mechanical-Keyboard-87-8-Key-Backlit-Blue-Switch-White/32680353748.html

>>57283849
Depends, do you want an ISO or an ANSI layout?
Because that's the main difference.

>>57283878
Drink bleach.

>>57283882
Yeah, I had a Sony Google TV. It was sweet except all the streaming sites got mad and blocked the browser, then Google just gave up.

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>>57283878

Why don't the chinks make ISO layout keyboards?

>>57283798
A normal price for a Masterpiece Sideswipe is $60-80 or like $25-30 for the knockoffs.
Xiaomi Soundwave is cheaper on the Xiaomi website. The suggested retail is $30

I may pick him up later.

I also bought a supposedly authentic, MISB MP-05 Masterpiece Megatron for $51 shipped.

I still can't believe the prices from some of these chinks. There HAS to be a catch.

Will I get an empty box with rocks?

>>57283933
They do.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mechanical-Keyboard-Noppoo-Lolita-Switches/dp/B01EJ321AK/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1477683545&sr=8-2&keywords=mechanical+keyboard+iso

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>>57283952
>this much autism about some toys of cars that turns into robots

>>57283989
leave

>>57283969
I think amazon is the only site I didn't check. Ali and the likes only sell keycaps.

>>57284045
Amazon are weirdly cheaper than Ali for Magicforce and Noppoo keyboards

>>57283804
/toy/ doesn't have a /csg/

If people discuss cheap anime figurines here, I don't see how Transformers are off limits.

Plus nobody on /toy/ trusted the chinks enough to try buying their shit.

>>57284125
I seriously doubt anything is actually authentic

>>57284125
>this is an anime website, anon, not a Transformers one. Leave.

Transformers is an anime too.
See:
Transformers: The Headmasters
Transformers: Super-God Masterforce
Transformers: Victory
Beast Wars II
Beast Wars Neo
Transformers: GO!

>payday
time to chink my shit up senpai.

>>57283728
>>57283952
These are pretty damn good quality replicas actually and it's known to have fooled collectors before.

>>57284125
Most of /toy/ has a phobia of Chinese products.

>>57283952
You'll get a slightly lower quality than you're used to transformer. A lot of the cost is just branding.

Well, Masterpiece figures are collector targeted so they're overpriced already.

But as far as I know, there are no known KOs of MP-05 Masterpiece Megatron. I guess it's possible I may get a factory defect in a box or something. There was a seller on eBay that used to sell a lot of test shots along with unpainted MP-05s for a discount.

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>>57281855
I have this one, it works pretty well though obviously nothing close to a 15v-48v phantom power but a good band-aid solution.

http://imgur.com/a/zoyE2

new Somake guy here

Been using it with my fake Xiamis and cheapo zalman mic. Nothing has been destroyed so far.

>>57284492
>new Somake
>fake Xiaomi
>gaymur gear
Being you must be suffering

>>57284526
But music from youtube sounds fine!

where can i buy an expensive jammer ? i dont think aliexpress has them.

what should I spend money on

>>57284566
www.chinkshit.xyz/random

>>57284526
He's only suffering really because his lack of a superior condenser microphone that looks just like the ones the professional Twitch streamers use.

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I ordered one of these for my HP Stream 7 last week and it already came yesterday.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Universal-usb-OTG-Charger-HUB-cable-for-Tablet-PC-thinkpad-8-X98-M80ta-WT-8-Miix2/2038609573.html

It is great. Now I can charge my PC and use a huge USB hdd and keyboard at the same time.

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>>57284587
Professional Twitch streamers use Blue Yetis because Blue send them for free when you get a big enough audience.

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>>57284577
>First result
hmmm

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>>57284526
???
I have no gaming mice, mic, keyboard or headset only a 144hz monitor you can label as gaymer tier lol.

I have Superlux headphones just didnt want to use them because paranoia. Im just confused with your post.

saw it mentioned in the /spg/ thread, but does anyone have the HOMTOM HT17 Pro? does it have LTE in the US?

>>57284618
Any more questions?

>>57284618
which are you getting?

>>57284598
you know of any way to improve general performance on the Stream 7? Mine seems pretty ass even for general use.

>>57284626
Not him but Zalman are mostly known for their gaymur gear like their gaming PC cases, I certainly think of gaming when I think of them.

>>57284636
http://willmyphonework.net/

>>57284659
Must be a American thing then.

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>>57284671
Not American, only associate them with big flower shaped cpu coolers.
The z in their name does make them sound cool and gaymen though I guess

>>57284746
link to fan?

>280 amerigoyshekels for a 32GB MI 5
Nice "sale" goybest

>>57284810
Not my photo. Looks like the CNPS7500-Cu LED though.

>>57284810
Zalman CNPS7000C-ALCU

>>57283853
the good ones would have the s905x chip and make sure you can put libreelec on them (beelink one for example)

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>>57284860
>>57284864
thanks

recommend Powebank with >= 10Ah

>>57284928
Xiaomi.

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>>57284928
xiaomi 10kmAh

>>57284658
I have 2 but mine always seemed quite performant. I busted the first one but my second one seems just as nice. I mean it only has 1GB of ram but that is enough for me. They're better than my other, older laptops. I didn't try any serious games on it yet but Sonic Heros from 2004 seemed to run fine on it.

It's way better than an Intel Atom netbook I have from 2009.

I bought a keyboard case for it for $8.99 from the chinks.

It's pretty cool to have a full PC in your pocket. (Though, I already had a Zenfone 2 running Windows without HW acceration)

>>57284952
>kmAh

>>57285008
you still running Win8 or did you upgrade to 10? also link to that keyboard?

Hey, I think I ordered a SOMAKE soundcard from gearbest along with a BM-800 from eBay, 2 weeks ago. Am I fucked and do I need to order another one from another brand or am I good? I missed the whole thing.

What is a good PC based (x86) tablet that the chinks offer?

I have the HP Stream 7 already but I'm wondering if there is anything else just as cheap and almost as good.

>>57285146
No one knows yet, anons on here and Amazon have reported new Somake kills headphones and doesn't do as much for the BM-800 compared to the original. Others report the new Somake is fine and works great. It'll shake out when someone posts an uncompressed comparison between the old and new Somake.

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Finally got rid of the ugly TPU case for my Honor 8, front & back glass + metal frame will protect it nicely while keeping the gorgeous reflective glass visible (not seen in pictures).

1/2 pics

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/For-Huawei-Honor-8-Case-Original-Luphie-Luxury-Metal-Bumper-Case-For-Huawei-Honor8-Aviation-Aluminum/32709989620.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tempered-Glass-back-cover-protective-film-NILLKIN-Amazing-H-Nanometer-Anti-Explosion-9H-0-3mm-Tempered/32714770107.html

>>57285200
Thanks, my man!

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>>57285210
2/2

The front glass was from Amazon but I'm sure ali has it too.

>>57285088
My first one was used and shipped with Windows 10 but it had a password so I (luckily) found a image someone uploaded for the Stream 7 with google and reimaged it back to a stock Windows 8.1


I think Windows 10 sucks on a tablet device. They really dropped the ball there. Windows 8.1 has a much better tablet UI.

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Can someone please help me get rid of these ads? They started popping up yesterday. Thanks

Any recommended 4k capable chink actioncams in similar quality to gopro?

>>57285246
>mobileposters utterly rekt by Hiroyuki
based

>>57285246
Is your mobile device rooted?

>>57285232
Tablet mode is pretty neat, but maybe Win10 is causing the performance issues heh.

>>57285246
Why does Tim Hortons pay its Toronto employees in Euros?

>>57285306
Because they're cucks.

>>57284952
what about the slim ones?
http://www.gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_492335.html?wid=21

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>>57285246
He's getting one final paycheck before he closes this shithole down.

>>57285306
what are you implying revcontent would lie to you?
i'm interested in this "video" myself

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Got the bm-800 a mic arm for it and some orings for my keyboard. I already had phantom power/audio interface and I love the mic. Pic related most hated meme and left over rings

>>57285271
xiaomi

>>57285364
[frantic Lithuanian flailing]

>>57285344
If it's Xiaomi it's good. Simple as.

>>57285344
It's by Xiaomi so it will be fine. Its also nearly twice the price of the normal 10kmAh one so up to you whether its additional features are worth the extra neetbux.

>>57285246
hint: use clover

when will xiaomi release their own "meme egg"

>>57285364
You're clan will be storming up the rankings with you to head up the team comms channel now!

Did you try uninstalling/ reinstalling the latest drivers from the HP site? I hear a Windows 10 upgrade isn't always that clean.

Anyway, here is the keyboard I bought for 8.99:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/For-HP-Slate-7-8-10-Tablet-PC-Cartoon-Print-PU-Leather-Case-Micro-USB-Keyboard-/201650256726?var=&hash=item2ef34abb56:m:m7ng-jiald3RLX-c69AR_HQ

It looks like they are cheaper now.

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who here /shills reviews for goodboy points/

>>57284611
>get a blue yeti
>use it for one day
>sell it
>go back to shitty BM 800 because nobody will realize the difference
easy money

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>>57284626
>somake
>superlux
>zalman

Good setup anon!

>>57285364
that mic will rape your cat

>>57285447
Thanks lithu i won't be using it for anything related to the keyboard you can see on the pic or the previously owned audio interface :^)

Can anyone recommend a mouse for me? I need it for my iMac. Would be nice if I could have at least some of the gestures working on the mouse.

I mainly use my computer for picture and video editing.

I received both pairs of running sunglasses and they are fucking awesome. Super light on your face so it doesn't even feel like they're there.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Brand-Men-Women-Running-Sport-UV-400-Goggle-Sunglasses-Hot/32595712356.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1-Pieces-Cycling-Riding-Running-Motocycle-Sports-UV-Protective-Goggles-Sunglasses/32602324286.html

>>57285271
Xiaomi Yi 4K
http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_360138.html?wid=11

Techmoan says it's the best action cam out there, better than GoPro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ntg5VRjfdqU

>>57285515
I forgot to mention one thing. Picture and video editing, and gay porn. Really, really gay porn with balls touching and everything.

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its time for me to ascend and become an epic gaymer

what should I buy with my BM-800?

>>57285557
Looks great! Did you link a good recommended shop as well or just the first result for this device?

>>57285515
What about this my good sir?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mouse_for_anon/32657627016.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_1&btsid=10cc1ab8-f2b8-4495-abf4-4ccdfaa846c0

>>57285625
a big lithuanian flag colored paper towel pack

>>57285515
I recommend the BM 800 to voice control your cursor. It's so much more intuitive

>>57285628
I stick to Gearbest for my Xiaomi stuff because they only stock originals, you can find an original on Ali here.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/YI-4K-Action-Camera-2-Xiaoyi-International-Edition-Ambarella-A9SE-Cortex-A9-ARM-12MP-CMOS-xiaomi/32681960513.html

>>57285625
If you have a gold one, you should be able to trade it for a small country full of suicidal peasants.

>>57285649
>glass masturbation toy
jesus christ
imagine that breaking whilist in your butt

a literal glass grenade

So get a BM800 but what about an audio interface

>>57285625
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/pre-brain--splattered-suicidal-country-flag/32649878023.html

>>57285725
best country

>>57285679
Nice, got the best price on Gearbest though so I'll stick with that.

If I'm not mistaken, didn't gopro accessories fit the yi?

>>57285725
sweet I needed more toiletpaper

Do chink sell meme tshirts for big guys?

>>57285787
only for you

Crizi is over in the rest of the world but not Lithuania, a soviet region, with the highest amounts of suicides and AIDS in europe.

Does anyone know where I can get a tablet keyboard case that opens like these. All the ones I see have tiny stands on the back which make them impossible to use on your lap.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-8-inch-PU-Leather-Stand-Case-Cover-For-DELL-Venue-8-3830-Android-Tablet-/232127199996?hash=item360bdbfafc:g:Z8sAAOSw0UdXwQz0

>>57285802
also I'm pretty sure basketball isn't even a real sport

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>>57285725
>Country: Albania

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This new?

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>>57285939

>>57285957
>no integrated bm 800
worthless toy

>>57286000
It's worse, it doesn't have a 48V battery, so you can't even add one later.

Are there any chink clothes that are not made of fucking polyester or should I not bother?

>>57286169
what if I connect 9.6 xiaomi powerbanks together

>>57286177
Yeah, is there any 100% cotton stuff?

>>57286220
That should do it

which app do you use for the xiaomi headphone jack key thingy?

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Why is this allowed?

>>57286332
grindr

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>>57286344
It's OK, once Trump wins you'll quickly get used to seeing shipping not available to USA instead

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/8pcs-pack-Nylon-Cable-Ties-Power-Wire-Strap-Management-Marker-Straps/32478566141.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2,searchweb201603_1&btsid=92a1375a-edbc-459b-ad8a-51a936df9bf7

>>57286431
>free shipping
So, so beautiful

>>57286431
I bought 50 of these not long ago

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/autism-helpers/32416758058.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/pure-style/32615834380.html

Aliexpress app just used root access without my permission wtf is this shit

>>57286615
Are you expecting to get these discounts for free?

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thanks, randomizer

>>57286706
stop being insensitive to helianthuskin, shitlord

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>$16

any good deals on phones

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Intradesting.

>>57286812
peddle peddle wukong

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What is the cheapest place that sell E3 Nor Flasher for PS3? I'm looking to downgrade so I can install Rebug CFW.

Please respond!

>>57286812
Do the Chinese not have shame?

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>>57286811
XIAOMI Redmi Note 3 Pro flash sale on gearbest for 140 BUCKAROOS

>>57280747
Why aren't you mastering the blade you heretic?

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>>57286812

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>>57286882

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Works.

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Making new thread now, back in a sec.

>>57286931
Remove the screen cover you goober.

>>57286973
mom says I must keep it on

>>57286981
fuck your mom.

>>57282793
What is the orange pi capable of, anons that have purchased it? Can it emulate nes, snes games ok?

>>57287013
she says I need protection to do that

>>57287077
i know it can be a serious pain in the dick to get alot of the standard PI OSes to run on them. i bought a pi zero for doing emulation since it has a robust community.

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>>57286973
Not until the screen protector arrives.

Haven't seen one of these in a long time.

I just ordered 10 USB-C adapters for $2.28.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-C/32599736538.html

It's really just for one phone, but whatever.

>>57287146
I guess you're new to chink shit then.

>>57287158
Are you worried that they could send electricity backwards and fry your motherboard?

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>>57286970
New thread here
>>57287252
>>57287252
>>57287252
>>57287252

>>57283728
It's 13$ you piece of human excrement. Deal with it. You know you can't get the original for 13$. So does Paypal, and they will side with the seller.

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>>57283728
You are a dumbass. Monumental dumbass.

>>57283853
Just get one with S905 chip, and use Kodi on it. Like MXQ Pro 4K Ultra from Geekbuying, 35 bucks or so.Do not let them chink you with more expensive boxes. Not worth it.

>>57284898
Posh motherfucker, just say Kodi. Libreelec? Who uses that expression anymore? So, fuck you for 2 pence.

>>57286430
Now, this is an underrated post! All heed the warning!