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/csg/ - Chink shit general

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Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/6WehyUv

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• None
Previous: >>57213483
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First for jack ma
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Do they have any mechanical Nomos on ali?
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>>57220917
>mechanical watches
>China
No, it's more profitable to sell quartz watches and claim they're mechanical.
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>News
- Fake Xiaomi Mi 3 might explode >>57213598
- BM(eme)-800 Mods for white noise >>57213909
- Lenovo Mouse guy gets real Redmi 3s and vaping stuff to deliver Chinkcancer straight to his lungs >>57214199 while this anons vape is leaking >>57215295
- Chink MP3 players >>57214242
- Anon recommends a usb c cable >>57215234
- Xiaomeme wallet currently overpriced on gearbest >>57215261
- Anon gets Xiaomi Desk lamp >>57215421 its huge >>57215470 >>57215694 >>57215805 >>57215854 his cat also has PTSD and his wife just might kill him
- Anon gets Boarseman earphones >>57219063 >>57219082
- Patriotic socks >>57216182
- Anon can't figure out how to close his sanrenmu knife >>57216537
- Chink seller tries to poison anon after he disputes >>57216665 >>57217050
- Ganzo Coupon >>57217580
- Chinkshit is more expensive >>57217686 >>57217686
- Notebook is shitty but cheap (welcome to csg) >>57217827
- kingdian ssd deal >>57217832
- Cheap YotaPhone >>57217955
- Danbos >>57218044 >>57218905
- Chinks don't sell slippers by the pair >>57218720
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>>57220917
>>57220946

If you're going for the mechanical meme just get a good one and don't worry about chinkshit
Chink mechanicals actually aren't all that cheap
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>>57220990
If you really want a cheap mechanical, buy a used Raketa off eBay
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>>57220974
- Regular OP is sick >>57220552
- Anon is selling his phone if you are in UK >>57219296 >>57220092 >>57220295
- anon bribes customs lady >>57220776
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My running sunglasses arrived today. It's pretty comfortable and light.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Brand-Men-Women-Running-Sport-UV-400-Goggle-Sunglasses-Hot-Free-Shipping/32595712356.html

Also a bunch of winter headbands for family members https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Warm-Sports-Ski-Fleece-Headband-Ear-Protector-Muff-Unisex-Stretch-Spandex-Winter-2016-Black/32637659769.html

Ear muffs https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014-Women-Men-Winter-Ear-Warmers-Behind-the-Ear-Style-Fleece-Muffs/32544028240.html
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asking again: is the redmi note 3 actually good? As in, how is the experience on cyanogenmod compared with a oneplus one. Does it crash, does it freeze, stutter, etc? Do Bluetooth and ipv6 on LTE work?
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>>57221091
>running unironically
>>>/fit/
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Folded over 32768 times !

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/bannedinuk/32233330905.html
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>>57221094
RN3P Kate with cm13 here. Everything wurks but sometimes when i wake my phone the screen goes on/off/on/off...
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>>57221116
'BLADE: This is folded steel clay tempered blade, folded by 15 times, creating 32768 layers'
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>>57221201
What do you mean? It flickers?
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>>57221201
What is this Kate?
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>pay $11.77 for fidget cube
>see that the price has already dropped to $10.88
>from the exact same seller I ordered from
If I open a dispute, is there any chance it goes through? I can't believe I fell for the early purchase meme that faggot was spamming.
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>>57221201
And the fingerprint reader is a little inaccurate
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What could it be?
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>>57221224
Yeah.
>>57221225
Kate is the international/global/speciaö edition with B20
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>>57221225
Kenzo with more bands
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is it pretentious to own a letter opener?
what chink letter opener carries the most """"prestige""""?
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>>57221228
he did his job well then, based chink marketer.
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>>57221264
FUck you, this isn't funny, I'm out 89 cents now.
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>>57221228
Turn your pc off one night, you'll easily save 89 cents on your power bill and maybe go do something with your life.
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>>57221292
I'm sorry for your lost
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>>57221228
every single time that guy has shilled the fidget cube here people always comment that its not worth the price and that the price will soon drop significantly

you have only yourself to blame
get ready for the butthurt when it drops another $5 after production starts and the kick starter starts selling
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>>57221258
just use your chink knife
sharp blades open much easier than letter openers anyway
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>>57221258
>>57221333

a knife is superior to letter opener in every single way
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>>57221258

Cohiba cigar accessories on Ali are pretty good and could potentially open letters
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>>57221333
>>57221351
im afraid of ordering a knife
>t. eurocuck

>>57221352
maybe, those are some neat cigar accessories though
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>>57221386
What country? Usually only illegal to carry, even in the UK
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>>57221201
>>57221245
Do you know if that happens with Kenzo?
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What did they mean by this?
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>>57221386
nothing illegal about owning a knife in most European countries. The chinks never list it as a knife on the packaging either. Get a Sanrenmu 7010, it's the best.
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>>57221242
>Par Avion

fuck off french fag
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>>57221386
Just make sure its 2 hand open
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>>57221386
Fucking retards afraid of owning a tool??? Sheep learn your own laws retard
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>>57221476
Built in magnetic double penetration
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>>57221386
get yourself a nice ceramic kitchen knife

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/JUCESUPER-5Inch-Kitchen-Knife-Ceramic-Knife-Zirconia-5-inch-Knife-Set-Fruit-Knife-Ceramic-Knife-High/32603492488.html?
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What to buy with 5 dollars?
Any good recommendation?
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>>57221479
French is the official language of the Postal Union.
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>>57221476
you will no-hands cum buckets in 7minutes
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>>57221566
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>>57220917
yes
Rodina with Nomos on the dial
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>>57221619
>caxap
Why the fuck does your sugar come in a cardboard box?
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>>57221594
tenga egg
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>>57221647
dumbest question ITT
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>>57221474
Probably yes because its the same ROM for both versions
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>>57221594
baby mouth car vagina
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>>57221801
so fucking stupid
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>>57221801
link
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>>57221801
link please
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>>57221801
What is the deal with this
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>>57221852
whitest rapper since eminem
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>>57221594
www.chinkshit.xyz/random
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>>57221801

I need this
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>>57221932
>www.chinkshit.xyz/random
omg i was looking for something just like this

why didn't i know about this before
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>>57221945
Read the fucking op
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I got a sanrenmu but its dull as fuck. How to sharpen it cheaply?
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>>57221837
>>57221830
>>57221944
Since op is a fag
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2016new-Arrival-Yung-Lean-Unknown-Death-Sad-Boys-Funny-Tide-Hooded-Hip-Hop-Sport-Sweatshirt-Training/1934119_32671292541.html
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>>57221830
>>57221837
>>57221944
>>57221801

i didn't realize /csg/ had so many yung lean fans
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What's a decent folding, locking knife to use everyday?
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>>57221964
https://www.aliexpress.com/af/category/100004941.html?
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>>57221968

>shipping costs as much as the hoodie

fuck
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Where can I buy the Chink DW's in OP's pic?
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>>57221982
sanrenmu 7010
http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_185413.html?wid=21
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>>57221968
>$5
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>>57221801
>>57221830
>>57221837
>>57221927
>>57221968
>>57221969

>People actually like this guy unironically
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>>57221969
I didn't recognize this guy at first just wanted a cheap hoodie 2bh
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>>57221982
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Pottery-Knife/32659804203.html?
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any vaporwave shirts on ali?
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>>57222159
tons

fashion is a huge thing in chinklannds
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>>57221219
>this sword is strong enough to cut through a bamboo tree with a single strike yet sharp enough to slice paper.
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What should I get my uncle for his 40th birthday?
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/windows-8-rt/general/cube-iwork-11-stylus-review-versatile-t3257551 looks tight yo.

anyone got it? It's not going to go nuclear on me right?
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>>57222159
Link?
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>>57222317
the only thing that's tight is your sweet, pink anus.
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>>57222363
if someone has it then my asshole is all theirs
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>>57221992
https://s.aliexpress.com/z6BJZNjE note that these are 36mm
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>>57220974
Last minute add
• OneBoxing reviewed the Meme Donkey Mouse and he's having another chink giveaway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFh7pNXaO3U
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>>57221094
Redmi note 3 pro is one of the more popular chink phones so the dev scene is quite active actually, you've got official cm13 and plenty of other roms, just check XDA
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>>57221647
cubed sugar
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Should I do it? and buy some chink lego?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/6pcs-JX1039-Building-Blocks-Pokemon-Super-Heroes-Model-Children-Bricks-Action-Baby-Toys-compatible-with-lego/32722989056.html
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>>57220857
>chink shit
>nomos

Does that mean it's fake?
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>>57221228
It's obn gearbest too but they want $17 for it, the greedy bastards
http://www.gearbest.com/classic-toys/pp_493775.html
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>>57222159
Link?
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>>57222028
When I saw this I thought he was another slim jesus but this guy has some good songs.
>>57221927
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>>57222159
Link?
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misty looks hot
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>>57222505
spasiba, I had forgotten that still existed
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For you Yung Lean fans, has some vaporwave vibes too

http://s.aliexpress.com/yUrauqA7
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More vaporwave-y shit

http://s.aliexpress.com/mIJj6VB3
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>>57222687
http://s.aliexpress.com/fYriaEri
(Same pattern available as a T-shirt or shorts, just search jazz solo)
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>>57222662
queer faggot if i saw you wearing that shit id stomp you into the ground
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>>57222644
wow they drew tits on her
thats very problematic anon!
these chinks have gone too far
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>>57222712
http://s.aliexpress.com/7v6fyM73
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>>57222687

I actually have this shirt. Looks like shit. All pixelated like they didn't have a good resolution image for printing.
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I just want to browse comfy stuff general in bed but somehow it's not working, adblockers disabled too

I hate xiaomi now
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>>57222714
Semmoiset voimafantasiat
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>>57222739
Changed site language to English its loading now
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>>57222459
>OneBoxing
>Reviewing anything

Fuck off with that shill, he just copy pastes the buzzwords off a products page and calls it a day. Better make a shit giveaway and beg for subscribers that don't actually watch videos.
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>>57222714
Doubt it
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>>57222522
Holy fuck those pokemon look retarded
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>>57222890
superior cycling heroes better
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>>57222644
>>57222907
Is there any site that sells cheapo futurama stuff?
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Someone was asking for completely wireless earphones a few threads ago, found these on gearbest
http://www.gearbest.com/bluetooth-headphones/pp_462423.html

Also on aliexpress
http://s.aliexpress.com/iUrQFVBj
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>>57222831
>watching youtube reviews
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>>57222933
Futurama legos? Doubt it. Plenty of other futurama stuff on aliexpress though
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>>57222933
Here have a Nibbler

http://www.ebay.com/itm/FUTURAMA-Nibbler-TOYNAMi-2008-ACTION-mini-FIGURE-4cm-/201584320979

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Toynami-Futurama-Philip-J-Fry-Series-2009-Collector-action-FIGURE-hand-wrong-/222274196132

http://www.ebay.com/sch/m.html?_odkw=&_ssn=topop8688&_armrs=1&_osacat=0&_from=R40&_trksid=p2046732.m570.l1313.TR12.TRC2.A0.H0.Xfuturama.TRS0&_nkw=futurama&_sacat=0
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>>57222933
mainly stickers and phone cases on ali
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>>57222944
That was me holy fuck they exist! thanks
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These usb lighters any good? It actually costs less than what I'd pay for a cheapo gas lighter here
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>>57223046
Also lol at that last line in the item description
http://s.aliexpress.com/7FVVJZVr
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>>57222971
>>57222980
>>57223010
Damn that plushie is $25. I'll just Get a custom mouse pad
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>>57223046
>mfw it can't be shipped to Bongland
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>>57223100
they sell them in poundworld
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>>57223088
The nibbler one? $17.99 here
http://s.aliexpress.com/euyA7fIV
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>>57220324
Wew, you're literally me. Same opinion here, another yotameme user (since 2015). It's a good phone and doesn't lag, even with 2014 specs. Nothing exceptional but you will get your 4h-ish SOT, which you don't even need if you use the phone properly (aka, use the second screen)
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>>57223189
Is the e-ink actually useful for anything? like if I actually wanted to read ebooks I'd just get a Kindle or something, the yotaphone screen just seems too small to be comfortable reading off
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ugu...
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So are these fake Nomoses actually any good?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mens-watches-top-brand-luxury-nomos-famous-watches-fashion-casual-leather-men-watches-quartz-watch-clock/32694318988.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10068_10069_10084_10083_10017_10080_10082_10081_10060_10061_10062_10056_10055_10054_10059_10078_10079_10073_10070_421_420_10052_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=ed5a4871-8b16-4029-8062-bc7cffbb3d49
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>>57223279
Quartz watches are hard to fuck up theses days
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>>57222459
wow an unboxing video...
not even a proper review

can i have that minute of my life back please
i finally understand all the youtuber hate in this thread
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What could these be?
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>>57223154
Then how comes they can't be shipped? Just the chinks for once being safer rather than sorry with import shit?
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>>57223339
small blue urethral toy?
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>>57223339
It's autistic mechanical keyboard bullshit
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>>57223046
smoking is bad anon
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>>57223339
Padded sleeping mask
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>>57223339
>tfw had like 7 packages in one go but didn't take pictures because my camera quality is ASS
I need to buy an actual good used camera from ebay one of these days
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>>57223291
>>57223279
there was an anon a couple threads back who bought one

didn't look like the pictures. letting was peeling off case scratched, band is shit apparently
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>>57223279
They're pretty decent. Fooled a lot of people with them. I switched the straps around on these watches. Personally prefer the striped one because the other one is more difficult to put on
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>>57223339
heroin
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>>57222944
how do you charge them wtf?

t. clueless prick
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>>57223409
You buy a new pair
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>>57223414
nvm I saw the cinch to usb on the last pic
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>>57223399
Also have to mention I've had the DW watch for about two months and the Nomos watch for over a month. The Nomos watch is also quite thick

>>57223399
And looking at the time I forgot to push the one watch an hour ahead for daylight savings
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>>57222944
Shit battery life
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>>57223452
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>>57223339
My credit card knife finally arrived after 50 days. Didn't get chinked after all! Opening chink shit packages will never be the same. I'll carry it in my wallet in case I meet this guy
>>57222714

Also more 1c shit, it's a "diamond" necklace. If I give it to my sister she might let me have sex with her :3 It came in a nice bag with a cute fish bracelet as a gift

Lastly foam eartips, on my Rock Zircons already. Took small size but I have tiny earholes so they still fit only half way in (same thing with the small size silicon tips included with the Zircons). Quality is fine and feel comfy, no noticeable sound difference to the silicone tips.
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just ordered this, used all my 1500 GB points on it

http://www.gearbest.com/kick-scooter/pp_492200.html
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>>57223365
I don't smoke, but I want to seem cool when some qt girl asks me for a lighter
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>>57223388
You're not thinking of the anon who bought a fake triwa falken that was terrible quality? The Nomos fakes usually look pretty nice
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>>57223046
I have a butane lighter coming in the mail, I'll make sure to give a review. Thinking about removing the chain and living on the edge already
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http://www.gearbest.com/bike-lights/pp_411109.html
it's a heart!
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>>57222546
obviously it's fake, just look at the hour markers and the badly painted 12 digit
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>>57223476
What's the lug width, 25mm?
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Basic headset adapter for phones, laptops, and whatever else that uses a combined jack. Works fine.
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>>57222546
Nobody will expose you for it though.
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How do gearbeast "pre sales" work?
will I get chinked
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>>57223589
>I posted it again!

What are you 12?
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Anyone has problems with shipping?
It's been more than a month since I ordered stuff, and nothing is arriving :(
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>>57223589
>http://www.gearbest.com/bike-lights/pp_411109.html
Gotta love the demo clip on that one
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>>57223661
u got chinked
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>>57223661
Messege the seller
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>>57223673
Kek
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>>57218044
Danbro here, thinking about ordering like 30 different ones from all different sources and comparing them

hilariously enough I could make a 1 out of 10 scale based on how they smell as well, because the one I got right now smells pretty funny and look like it has a fingerprint embedded into it, which is hilarious because it makes me thing someone had to do last minute molding to it with their hands.
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>>57223754
>thing
holy shit its getting to my brain lads
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Any recommendations on a dash cam?
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>>57223624
It's just a pre-order, did that with the Xiaomi Roidmi 2S got it before the chucklefucks that backed their indiegogo campaign.
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>>57223859
https://dashcamtalk.com/

https://dashboardcamerareviews.com/
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>>57223859
budget and purpose (insurance or fun)
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>>57223903
Im thinking less the $100usd
It's mostly a curiosity at the moment, but the last few drives home from work some people have decided to be an asshole near me so it's got me thinking.
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>>57222554
kek it's still more expensive than Ali even with good boy points
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Here's some chink shit for you Overwatch nerds
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Funko-Pop-Overwatch-Figure-Gamestop-vinyl-Figure-New-Tracer-Reaper-Soldier-76/272419060815?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/NEW-Pop-Vinyl-Funko-Games-Overwatch-Action-Figure-SOLDIER-76-Xmas-Gift-/112179591036?
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>>57222554
>>57223987
http://s.aliexpress.com/qUNfEZrq
lol at "kickstarter edition" colors
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>>57221642
Link?
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Greetings from reddit
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>>57223945
if it's purely for insurance liability purposes then just get an SQ8 or similar.
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>>57223673
is it supposed to looks like testicle?
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>>57224097
eww its supposed to be a heart you pervert, why else is it glowing red

why would anyone want to hang testicles from their ride you sicko
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>>57224097
Yes!
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>>57223279
Mine arrived broken. But they gave a 100% refund no questions asked. Anyone who knows anything about watches will be able to tell instantly that it's a fake.
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>>57224161
sadly the people who know anything about watches are also the only people to be impressed by nice watches
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>>57223258
It might not look like much but it reads like a little pocketable book. It's usable. Also, RSS, mail, SMS, weather and such widgets work very well.
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What's a good 2in1 laptop with a stylus?
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>>57224161
Yes, they'll be able to tell it's a fake from the fact that the minute hand has fallen off.
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>>57224257
How about Clover? Is it viable for shitposting?
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Never bought anything from AliExpress before. Is this a real figure or am i guaranteed to get some obvious bootleg. https://akari.in/jCeL
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>>57224283
Aside from the obvious problem with images (maybe even captchas if they have very low contrast), yeah, apps you run from the second screen work just as well as the first ones. The mirroring is basically seamless.
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>>57224284
>Ali
>Not bootleg

Choose one
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>>57224271
The "second" circle is also too small
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>>57224284
it won't be the official figure
the quality varies but can be quite good to excellent for some of them
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>>57221479
What? I'm American. Idk how to prove that to you because we don't have flags on this board but here are the contents:
One nail brush which I'm going to use for detail painting
One lip brush
One facial brush which I'm going to use to apply pros-aide
Two makeup sponges
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>>57224284
man anime is always been trash, but dang this is bad.
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Does else anyone here buy from taobao? I know it's more of a /cgl/ thing (and a hassle because you need to buy through a proxy) but there's more stuff there and if you do a large order it can be cheaper because the prices are lower
Please don't tell me I'm the only one
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>>57224309
>>57224301
So yes probably fake with acceptable quality
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>>57224284
Buy it, post it to /toy/, watch them throw a tantrum
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>>57224284
I asked /jp/ before it's real usually. Either stolen off the line or legit sellers before the massive markup from other sites
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Repeat for new thread:

Does anyone have any experience with Junsun?
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My magnetic USB adapter came in, it doesn't stay in super well, I don't know what I expected.
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>>57224569
Post pic
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>>57223595
Yep
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>>57224567
Idk man, major car manufacturers can't even make a competent nav.
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>>57224329
are u a girl???
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got me some bismuth
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-Quality-Iridescent-Bismuth-Crystal-23-56g-A-539/32569628491.html?
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>>57224813
you could have just made it yourself

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Selling-New-Arrival-100-grams-High-Purity-4N-99-99-Bismuth-Bi-Metal-Lumps/32452319325.html?

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-make-Bismuth-Crystals/
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>>57224584
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>>57224835
your camera is utter shit mate
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>>57224835
Wait so what is it exactly
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>>57224902
Micro usb to LED (green)
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>>57221292
has to be hard to live on food stamps and still try to buy shit like a normal person
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So i'm looking to buy pic related for my nephew for xmas. Can only find it on ebay and aliexpress from China. Should I risk it? Will they be complete cancerous shit?
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>>57223279
most of the ones that says nomos are fucking bad. There are some with no brand or branded rodina that are actually mechanical, self-winding and they are really nice and are better quality over all.
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Does the Yota Phone 2 even work with US Carrier, before I get cucked, I have T-Mobile and Verizon, and I am in the states, am I going to be able to use this and use 4g? or will it just be a paper weight.

please respond
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my sister is a cunt stole my iphone headphones, i only really need the replacement for phone calls and listening to podcasts. i dont need them to be audiophile grade, just need them to survive normal use.

whats a decent chinkshit set of headphones with an inline mic, comfy and semi-durable
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>>57225020
I just ordered some monks to replace my apple earpods. You can get them with an inline mic, though it might have the android pinout.
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>>57224958
Just don't let him put balls in his mouth and he should be fine.
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>>57224852
Yeah, the Moto x 2014 camera is trash. I also had to crop it making it look worse because of the file size limit
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>>57224977
Where's the best place to find Rodina watches? Aliexpress doesn't seem to have any for some reason
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>>57225009
http://willmyphonework.net/
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they have what appears to be the official iphone headphones for like 15 buck USD on ali

what are the chances they are legit? i really like the apple ones and dont wanna pay the iJew retail msrp for them

p.s. how do i shorten aliexpress links?
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>>57225148

0%
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Where is the action cam thread on 4chins? Looking at either the firefly 7s or the legend 2 cam. Mostly for group selfie. Want advice
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>>57222907
>http://s.aliexpress.com/7v6fyM73
tfw you are mr gold
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>>57225148
>how do I shorten aliexpress links
Everything after the .html can be removed, and you can write anything between the /item/ and /*numbers*.html like so
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hundredpercentgenuine/32370181620.html
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I have no words.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Star-Trap-T-Shirt-Star-Trek-Weed-Leaf-Galaxy-t-shirt-summer-style-tops-chemise-Casual/32536251266.html
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If you cant afford a real daniel wellington youre just sad
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>>57225264
I can buy it. I just prefer not to.
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>>57224834
>you could have just made it yourself
Oh cool--oh.

At least I'm f-free.
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>>57225148
>official iphone
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>>57225264
>paying $200 for a shitty chink quartz
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>>57221228
>pay $11.77 for fidget cube

You are already in the wrong for being such a tremendous faglord

it's just a cube with buttons on it
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>>57225264
No, what is sad is paying over a hundred dollars for a quartz watch that is made in China and has a 10 dollar movement
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>>57225289
wow its only a dollar fifty to ship to my godforsaken 3rd world shithole
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>>57225264
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-07-14/how-daniel-wellington-made-a-200-million-business-out-of-cheap-watches

>supporting this faggot
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>>57221992
>>57225264
why would anyone want to buy even the knockoff
they look like so much shit
i have no idea how this shit became so popular
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>>57221964
Use the bottom of a mug, ceramic will sharpen
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>$21 shipping
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>>57224143
>He doesn't know about bike balls
http://www.balls.bike/store/bike-balls
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>>57225555

how much money did they raise on kickstarter?
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>>57225564
Not enough to beat the chinks, if they ever decide to copy
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>>57225595
the chinks are already selling it for 10x cheaper
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Anyone got a link to the $1 Lenovo black and yellow mouse?
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>>57225978
Here you go
http://www.ebay.com/itm/331905871538
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>>57226058
>ebae
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>>57221242
Date and sender's signature
Tang
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i need a retard tier cellphone for my mom, i want huge 1-9 buttons, clamshell design, long battery, can be pretty large

she keeps getting these touch screen ones that do far more than she needs, she just needs to dial the number and press call. thats it.
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>>57221801
>Life is a fuck

Bought some bootleg Fred Perry polo shirts, decent quality. Also got disturbingly small speedo swimsuit.
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>>57226223

http://s.aliexpress.com/EjmYnuAv
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>>57226223
why clamshell? you have much more options otherwise
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>>57226223
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Unlocked-Russian-FM-Touch-Screen-flip-big-key-voice-king-Dual-sim-card-senior-mobile-phones/32418174605.html?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vkworld-Diamond-VK-Z2-Senior-Elder-Flip-Mobile-Phones-2-4-inch-with-Qwerty-Keyboard-2g/32737148842.html?
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>>57226223
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Russian-language-AIEK-C6-Card-Cell-Phone-4-8mm-Ultra-Thin-Pocket-Mini-Phone-Quad-Band/32691298914.html?
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>>57221594

http://s.aliexpress.com/eQJZbYZn
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>get cheap chink usb-ttl
>it bluescreens my computer when I plug it out
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>>57226540
RIP in peace
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>>57226280

Pics plz.
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anyone have experience with weighing scales? I'm looking for one that's accurate to 1mg. I've bought two from Chinese sources of the same type which are accurate to 0.1 of a gram. They're excellent with 1 very awful flaw that's easy to deal with with some common sense. Pic related but I won't get into that unless someone needs.
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>>57226540
>>
Gizchina has a $150 phone post. What are other good phones below $150?
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>mfw i live in china
>mfw i see this stuff everywhere, everyday
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>>57226711
Jewelry scales are the best since it has 2 decimal places
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>>57226711
what's the awful flaw?
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>>57226804
how do you control yourself?
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>>57226804
Hook us up fampai
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>>57226879
ok so basically it doesn't register VERY small changes at all, so if you're actually measuring something accurately and you're adding the chemical slowly it won't give you an accurate reading at all, if you're measuring 1.5 grams you might end up putting on 1.9 if you do this too much. The solution I've been using is to put a container on the scale, turn the scale on, the take the container off and add the product while it's off the scale. Since you're there are only two weights (empty and full) it doesn't matter if you're adding it gradually/slowly.

doesn't matter if you don't mind overloading it though, because in that case you'll be adding it quickly in bigger quantities for unit time, and it will be a much more accurate reading.
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>>57226804
>he unironically lives in chinkland
explain yourself
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>>57221228
>one time I paid $30 for a knife
>took 2 months to arrive
>by then the price dropped to $15
Kys
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recommend me a good seller who sells battery for thinkpad t420, please
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Hey, anyone bought QKZ headphones?
Seems like they're piggybacking on KZ's name and success BUT their products look very pro (braided cables, storage container, quality foams) AND they're having a big sale (like €27,99 -> €7,00 big).
>inb4 shill
I just need a cheap/good pair of iems and instead of paying €8 for a pair of plasticky Xiaomi Youth I rather pay €7 for one of these:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DM7/2019520112.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DM3/32695622817.html
What do you think?
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>>57225372
Because real DWs with those straps are about $80+
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>>57226947
>greek button

where can i buy this?
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>>57222729
AESTHETIC
ESTHETIC
STHETIC
THETIC
HETIC
ETIC
TIC
IC
C
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>>57226280
Link to the freds?
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What the fuck, ali?
These are just some I got over night, there were more.
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>>57226897
it's hard, I'll admit. just on my walk home are vendors upon vendors selling cheap chink shit for pennies.

>>57226901
well, the best websites for that here only ship to mainland china, but taobao is pretty much aliexpress for mainland. cheaper, and only takes 1-3 days shipping.

>>57226918
i'm an american, living here as a teacher.
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>>57226953
looks like shit
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Should I update my RN3P to 8.0?
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>ordered $18 mic
>box arrived damaged to hell and mic defective
>open dispute
>seller being a dipshit and asking fucking series of youtube videos of troubleshooting

Just filed a chargeback with chase

lmao enjoy that $20 chargeback fee ali
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>>57227130
how true to your experience is the disposition of the chinese as described in this screencap?

can you tell us juicy stories?

Are there parent-teacher meetings in your school? any stories about chink parents? Any stories about fellow staff members?
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I did it guy. I ABSOLUTELY DID IT.

Cube i7 Book

Core M Skylake 6Y30
10.6'' 1920x1080p
4 GB 1866 Mhz RAM
64 GB SSD
Intel Wireless AC
USB 3.1 Type C + Micro USB 3
9000 Mah battery

+

Keyboard for stand and 2 full size USB 2.0 ports

317€
wish me luck, will update when it arrives
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Recommend me /csg/ approved audio player that isn't ruizu.
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>>57227250
chuizu
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>>57227150
Looks are subjective, so I won't contradict you.
I was mostly impressed by the materials and the whole package (and also the €20+ price-drop).
But what I really want to find out is how they sound and if real-life quality is same as the presentation pictures..
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>>57227250
xDuoo X2/3
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>>57227250
Xduoo X2/X3
FiiO
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>>57227249
I wish you luck anon
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>>57227249

>9000 Mah battery

You'll get somewhere between 10 and 20 seconds of battery life.
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>>57227219
Sounds like some gweilo being taken advantage of. Most businesses here still function by word of mouth and the easiest way to get kicked out of a network/industry is fucking someone over. Information spreads fast and offers of gifts/dinners with business contracts is the norm. Skim on that and people will call you a stingy piece of shit with no class.

Source: my family owns a chinese home depot
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So i don't know if this is categorized as chink shit or not because i bought it at my country's local online shop. But definitely "made in china". It's about $30, has kailh blue switches and fancy "RGB" leds. Maybe it's a rebrand? Can't find it on aliexpress.
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>>57224567
I used to work for a GPS company (a big one)

From the image you posted it seems superior to mobile phone sat navs:

-Dedicated portion on screen with the distance until next prompt.
-Road signs which can be used as a reference.
-Lane assistance feature.

Of course they will likely have out of date mapping compared to major companies and will likely lack features such as speed cameras.

Overall, probably better than using your chinkphone, but it's not going to be a 100% experience like any of the major players.
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>>57227288
>>57227290
any Very Budget ones?
>>57227267
Fuck you anon
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>>57227324
>(a big one)
4u
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>>57227346
No survivors.
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>>57227305
yeah but it will be glorious

understood the joke, but for anyone concerned should provide around 6hrs. You can do even light gaming with this thing, can't wait to test his limits.

If anybody interested in a very good review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYT4BfFnCJg
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>>57225372
Tell me about it. I wanted a clean minimalist watch with absolutely no branding or text on the dial.

I ordered the leftmost watch on the OP's pic
>>57220857
the store's picture had no text on it. AE store page has since been taken down probably because they were trying to get away with selling DW fakes by shooping out the text and not mentioning DW in name. So when it arrived I got full refund for the 2.13eur I paid due to product not matching description and AE agreed with me.
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>>57227364
>light gaming
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>>57227396
almost forgot to ask the most important thing. Anybody have experience with modding watches?
I think if I get a crystal lifter I can remove the plastic they have on there and use a cotton swab to remove the DW text. maybe even replace with a proper crystal too.
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>>57227403
I never had a tablet so I'm pretty fascinated by the idea, but of course it will be used for office duty, probably with the HDMI out
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2nd day, Xiaomi Mi5 still hasn't shipped.
I know I shouldn't be impatient with chinkshit, but it's hard, when I've read that people receive their shit in 6 days from Top One ;_;
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>>57225264
Mate they send them for free to you. Ypu just have to ask for one, make 3 posts and tag them on instagram
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>>57225129
got mine from an ebay seller, but they come and go, you have to check from time to time. I think they appeared renamed as seagull like the movement but I'm not sure if they are the same or a different model of nomos that has the date at 6
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audio technica m50 replacement earpads, i need white ones though and aliexpress doesnt have any that are white. i dont wanna buy through amazon for this shit they are like 24 bucks
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Oh! What about the dispatch faster button? Does it skip the post-sale inspection? Do you recommend to click it or just let them doing their thing?
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>>57227585
just give it up
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>>57227595
I'm fairly certain it makes no difference.
I've clicked it every time, but Gearbest never seems to dispatch it particularly fast.
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>>57227595
It's a pointless feature to keep impatient laowai happy just like chink "tracking". In reality the chinks dispatch when they feel like it.
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>>57227478
On the other hand my $.68 banana plush was dispatched within 18hrs of placing the order.
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>>57227623
>>57227595
>dispatch faster button
>chink "tracking"
all placebo
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>>57227642
Hopefully they didn't have to install the global rom on your $.68 banana plus.
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>>57227478
>I know I shouldn't be impatient with chinkshit, but
phonefags are the biggest crybabbys
>>
Requesting next op to be maki and no news
>>
making new thread now
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>>57220917
Good-stuffs.com is the place to be for mechanical chink watches. Not cheap but cheaper than normal mech watches.
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Very good product. It is has many pluses: Two Axis Gimbal, affordable, comes with motors and controller, has good stabilization, great CNC machining quality

http://ilaen.ru/rc-parts/pp_110479.html
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>>57227683
.08 cents was deposited in your account

thank you please
zina
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>>57227644

I was pleasantly surprised when I got a text this morning from Royalmail tracking saying something would be delivered today. It seems some places actually do tracking. Moreover this was on one of my 1 cent orders.
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>>57223487
Go for the wincest, anon.
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>>57227642
do you have a link for banana
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>>57220857

how long does it take tomtop to ship?

Ordered something 3 days ago and it has yet to move beyond processing.
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>>57226711
I would not trust chinese shipping for a mg scale. The calibration of these scales can fuck up easily.
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any chink phones that work with verizon?
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NEEWER THREAD

>>57227865
>>57227865
>>57227865
>>57227865
>>57227865
>>57227865
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>>57227275
its fucking cheap just get it poorfuck
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>>57227857
http://willmyphonework.net/
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>>57226953
they're rebranding themselves to QKZ
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/group/QKZ-NEW-Brand-Earphone/1464008_509528793.html
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>>57224673
>>57223595

>What's the lug width, 25mm?
>Yep

Its 20mm
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>>57224785
I am female
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>>57227219
hey, original china bro here.

I'd say that picture is..pretty accurate, albeit cherry picked. There is no quality of standards, but things are getting better.

I wouldn't say don't learn mandarin. But yeah, if you can avoid working with chinese people with business, you should do it. scamming is common and isn't seen as a bad thing - its seen as the scammer as being clever.

There are parent-teacher meetings in my school. My school is a private company that gives lessons afterschool and on weekends - and we are very expensive. So, the parents that I get are usually very appreciative that I came to this country, and are usually very kind to me when it's face to face. So, no, not really any juicy stories when its about teacher meetings.

I do have a million juicy stories when it comes to just random interactions, or involvements with the law, or how the parents treat the chinese staff.

You have no idea some of the shit I've seen....
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>>57223993

>No Pharah
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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