/csg/ Chink Shit General

Kenzo master race, Kate a shit.

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Second for pen memes
Should I buy?

>>57213565
just buy it and try, its not exactly a lot of money

The battery on my fake xiaomi mi 3 is swelling.
What am I supposed to do about this?

I'd take a picture but that is my only camera.

>>57213598
>xiaomi mi 3
fake mi3? what?

>>57213598
Stop using the phone and unless you want the Samsung experience.

Buy a new battery and replace it. I remember many threads back, an anon said that it was pretty easy to replace the battery on their RN3P, which is probably similar to your phone.

>>57213598
Put the bomb suit on before it explodes

>>57213598
>fake xiaomi

>>57213605
>>57213668
I tried buying a mi3. What I received was an imitation with significantly lower specs.
I got my money back and kept the phone.

I have been using this for almost 2 years now.

>>57213598
This happened to my ancient Galaxy S. Does anyone here know what that means? Like was it going to combust or burst eventually?

>>57213598
Swollen Battery = house fire

>>57213598
It's pregnant, you're about to become the proud father of a knockoff Mi Band.

>>57213676
time to dump it if the battery is about the kerplode

>>57213565
yes. Jinhaos are good.


also found something cool and unrelated
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/50X-to-500X-USB-LED-Digital-Electronic-Microscope-Magnifier-Camera-Black/32610735096.html

Flashing global ROM done, it fixes everything wrong with chink ROM and my dad is happy with the result

That chink ROM is really shitty, aside from rebooting at random time, it also has shitload of bloatware, and no GAPPS besides play store

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Anyone here tried the Urbanfun iem?

>>57213565
wrong board aussie retard

get the fuck out

>>57213833
>urban
>picture of a monkey

Chinks know what's up.

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Okay, I have put the component number on the physical board for easier understanding.

According to the guy that made the mod it should reduce the white noise on the BM-800 type mics in a considerable manner.

Please help me to double check if I didn't fuck up, but I think I'm ready to cut the Q6 to R14 rail to add the 470 Ohms resitor and I think I can use the empty pad between R15 and R5 to solder the + of the 220uF capacitor and then solder the - to the - of C5.

Original mod: (I'm just building the white noise reduction part)
http://audioimprov.com/AudioImprov/Mics/Entries/2015/12/20_Modding_a_BM-800_Mic.html

>>57212904
>>57212913
It looks like some variation of the good model, please share the link were you get those images.

>>57213598
Stop using the battery, get a similar sized battery and change the power board from the original battery to the replacement battery.

Pretty easy to do with a simple soldering iron and some cardboard to hold the small battery in place.

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I guess is too early on a fucking Monday, so I will get no responses.

I will leave the battery Phantom Power circuit, in hopes more people get interested in modding the BM-800 mics >>57213909

>>57214027
Wutt

are the cheap tablets with the cherry trail atom processor any good?

>>57214027
It goes quack quack or REEEEEE?

>>57214107
chuwi & teclast + mi pad 2

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>Redmeme 3S 2GB
>some vaping shit
>some nail shit

The redmeme seems surprisingly snappy, everything works smoothly. The camera quality seems good as well, the fingerprint works.
For $115 this phone is amazing.

I brought my first thing from the real chinks and so far, I am fucking impressed (gopro ripoff)

Do they have some sort of custom t-shirt printing thing anywhere? Where you can upload your own design and have it printed on a shirt. That's currently the only thing I want and I think it costs a bit to much to have it done in my country.

Does anyone know a good yet cheap mp3 player? Most of the players on the wiki go for over 50 dollars

>>57213496
Unless you really want B20

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>>57214225
Ruizu X02
or x06 if you want bluetooth
best shit under 20 bucks
>plays flac
>expandable storage
>small
>great battery life

most people flash the firmware from the agptek a02 because they like the menu better. Ive been using mine for months.

>>57214242
Well that looks perfect. Is it doable without flashing the firmware? I don't care about menus all that much

>>57214154
thank you.

>>57214260
yeah totally. I bought on ali and mine came set to Chinese, but other than that no worries.
I think Gearbest have better luck.

>>57214225
if you want the cheapest meme, get the $1 mp3 players off of Ali. A few anons bought some. >>57098297

>>57214242
Where do you get your FLAC's today?

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Just bought an FX-AUDIO DAC-X6, does anyone here have any experience with using this DAC and linux? Is it just "plug and play"?

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Let's see your recent purchases /csg/

>Use Gaybest for my Xiaomeme Band 2
>Used up my goodboy points for "expedited" delivery
>Going to be delivered by Yodel

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>>57214462
Still waiting on the top two.

>>57214462
>spending a $1.40 on a power bank
you do realize that is either going to not work or be dangerous to use, right?

>>57214574
check out the watch

he's clearly a terrorist

>>57214574
It works alright, been using it for a week now.

It's just the 18650 enclosure.

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Just how legit is this thing?

>>57214671
>ebae

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>>57214674
I have a hundred bucks in my PayPal to blow and it's cheaper than ali.
Blow me faggot.

>>57214671
>ebae

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I need to replace the power cord of my laptop charger.

The laptop itself was bought in the US and I live in the EU so I was using it with an adapter until now.

Should I buy a US cable and keep on using the adapter, or should I be fine it I buy this and use it with my US charger?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/nohousefircepls/1352337739.html

>>57214687
Guess what, you can transfer paypal money to bank accounts transfer fee free in Australia :^)

>>57214697
While that's true, I verified with a credit card and am too incompetent to go back and verify with an actual bank account.

Besides, it's still cheaper on eBay, so blow me faggot.

>>57214201
Are lots of sites that do it, google fruit of the loom printing

>>57214199

I like how you always add the Lenovo mouse so that other Bulgarbros know it's you

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>>57214706
>blow me
Address?

>>57214687
>I have a hundred bucks in my PayPal to blow
>Blow me faggot

>>57214706
>blow me faggot

>>57214693

It's actually cheaper to buy locally and I won't have to wait a month, forget about this request

>>57214706
getting pretty desperate for blow
dude
find an abo
dude
spend the paypal dosh on an ablow
dude

>>57214260
The 1.07 firmware fixes a ton of issues and makes menu navigation more intuitive. You'll be in here complaining the Ruizu is a shit meme if you don't update it. It only takes 2 minutes and they give you a step by step guide.

>>57214671
Buy a Nobsound instead.

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>>57214462

>>57214893
Wouldn't blow a full blood abo, but the half bloods are pretty hot.

>>57214901
Got a link friendo or do I have to blow you first?

>>57214574

Those are perfectly safe, teared few apart and all have fully featured liion charging IC.

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Can anyone recommend a good type c cable.

Complete CSG newb here... what are the chances of malware on these? Is there any chance of backdoors or data leakage to the maker like happened with Lenovo laptops a while back?

>>57215146
yes

>>57215146
yes, all you can do is root and flash a new decent rom like Cyanogenmod which you should be doing to all your phones anyway even if they're not from China.

Anyone wanna recommend some cheesy, cheap, and chinky choices for chilly weather?

Or just some need apparel, really.

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>>57215212

>>57215220
You know, if I wasn't on a college campus I'd probably actually get a kick out of seeing people's reactions.

Too bad college kids are oblivious.

>>57215117
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/USB-Type-C-Cable-CHOE-Hi-speed-USB-C-to-USB-C-Cable-9-9ft/32567352411.html

got that back in july, works perfectly, no issues

>>57215200
But Cyanogen doesn't seem to support a lot of the CSG recommendations... do you mean AOSP?

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>>57215212
There are good cargo pants (with belt) on ali for around $20.

Jackets and gloves and stuff, too. But it's not really much technology, so maybe move that to /fa/ or something.

>>57213483
don't buy the Xiaomi wallet, $41 is fucking absurd.
I bought it from gearbest 2 months ago for less than $25. Also the quality is nice but not stellar.

>>57215249
It supports the Redmi Note Pro 3 which is the main recommendation and the one everyone has.

>>57215254
>Cargo pants
>On /fa/
lel

>>57214980
www.ebay.com/itm/Nobsound-Hi-Fi-Bluetooth-Amplifier-Stereo-Mini-high-power-Headphone-AMP-30W-2-/271641447261

>>57214199
Is it an official tank? I got the TFV8 Cloud Beast, which is official, and the coils are shit. Leaking all over the place.

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>>57215281
It's got a lower wattage, np sub, and costs more.
I'm not blowing you for that.

>>57215281
>ebae

>>57215306
Shut up Lithu

>>57214922
>toothbrush head
>actually cleaning teeth
what a fucking normie

>>57215336

Not that anon, just want to mention that the fastest chink delivery I've ever received was toothbrush heads. Took exactly one week from placing the order to getting the fuckers.

Still haven't tested them on my Sonicare though, maybe in 6 months when I run out of original brush heads

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I don't remember ordering a child's corpse in a bag

>>57214896
Where do I find this guide? I've had my Ruizu for a while and I want to try it out?

>>57215421
>body bag shipping

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>>57215421
dude this thing is huge

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>>57215295
Where did you order from? Smok stuff is generally very reliable so either you have a fake, you've fucked up setting it up or one of the seals isn't working. Where is it leaking?

hi lani

>>57215474
It's the black O rings on the coils, it's a known mass production issue actually.

I verified it as genuine.

Any good chink smartwatches? Maybe with e ink?

>>57215515
China cannot into e ink

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Guess what came in the mail today!

Pok3r for scale

>>57215587
Urethal plug?

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>>57215587

>>57215587
>a whole month to arrive to Latvia
I guess eastern EU is no better than South America in terms of delays

>>57215627
chink cancer causing fake dragon dildo

>>57215587
>>57215627

my mobile internet is being really slow, plus Clover is being a dick. I'll continue the unboxing on my pc in a sec once the pictures get sent.

>>57215630
yep, 25-35 days usually to Latvia. You kinda get used to it. Most of the time I forget what I have ordered and feels like mini christmas once I receive it

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>>57215659

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>>57215675
most of you should probably guess what it is by now

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>>57215682

Looks pretty great, even though I received the wrong colour.
I initially picked red, then the seller messaged me saying red was out of stock, so I asked them to send blue. Received carbon instead

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>>57215675
judging from the size I guess it's some kind of earphones may be the xiaomi ones?

do chink knives really don't have a lock at all?

or am I reading the archive wrong?

won't it snip your fingers just like that?

>>57215691

And here are the actual earphones. They look and sound great, but are a little bit bigger than I expected. They still fit really good

>>57215694
nope, Senfer UES

>chink shit

Nice racist general

>>57215703
They all have locks, some anon was being retarded.

>>57215712
Thanks
Anyway, are they safe?

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>>57215707
forgot pic

>>57215715
No they can literally cut your shit up.

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>>57215694
aaaaaaaaaaa
fuck wrong picture
fuck you clover
>>57215682
hey I have the same earphone case I bought long ago from ali
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KZ-High-End-Earphone-Accessories-Earphone-Case-Bag-Headphones-Portable-Storage-Case-Bag-Box-Headphone-Accessories/32374501717.html

>>57215734

Pic is ok, sister?

Nice radio under tv.

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>>57215716
decided to use these tips until my ears get used to the shape, then switch to foam. Also my shitty camera and lighting make them look slightly darker than they actually are. can't get a decent pic in this room.

I had used earphones with removable cables before mmcx became a standard, I was just excited when I found out there was an actual standard for these connections now. Will see how good these will last though. the previous ones (with the non-standard connections) broke because I was using them while running in rainy weather. They did not break right away, but the connection became worse and stopped working after a month or so

>>57215694
link for chandelier?

>>57213909
How does that work? Can someone explain?

>>57215765

also I was worried that the cable wouldn't hold behind my ears and I would have to use some silicone hook things like these:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pair-2pcs-High-Quality-Earphone-Earbud-Silicone-Ear-Hooks-Accessory-Earhook-Ear-Hook-For-Sport-Earphone/32515836927.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000013.31.Ox90bM&scm=1007.13339.33317.0&pvid=2f3fcf7f-833d-47a1-b77e-b8090d6de9b9&tpp=1

wasn't necessary though. The cable is wayy better than I expected. Wasn't chinked on anything other than the color, which I'm fine with. I'll rate it 4 stars anyway because of the mistake tho, I was already hyped for a month for the blue ones

>>57214242
How about the X20?

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>>57215753
That's my wife. Thank God I didn't post a picture of me naked. but still she gun kill me if she finds out.

back on topic : that fuck huge body bag was actually a badly wrapped Mi Desk Lamp.

>>57215805

>based kitty is based

>>57215805

post more pictures of he cat

>>57215707
>sound great
Tell me more about the sound.

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>>57215815
>>57215817
>ptsd cat stealing the show again.
I wish I was a cat too.

>>57215850
I wouldn't be the best sound reviewer, but these sound very clear, much better than any IEMs I have previously owned. This is from a pleb perspective, but I'm really satisfied with these

>>57215805
post the full lamp. is it better than ikea?

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What are the pros/cons of a new chinkphone vs. a used few years old flagship with Cyanogen?

From what I can see, a S4 is still faster than a Moto G, and ~60% as fast as a Mi 5.

>>57215854
as for the lamp, it's awesome. the connectivity is nice and seamless, no lag or whatsoever when I wirelessly switch between modes, it also has a decent amount of automation features.
good buy for a good goy like me

>>57215908
Cyanogen is a fucking meme.

>>57214554
Set up a net, they'll go for a field goal over your garden fence

Do those DIY power banks allow you to charge your LiPo batteries? Do they balance charge each cell or do they charge all the cells at once?

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>>57215919
>everything good and vaguely popular must be a meme
>also if I cant install it on the iphone daddy bought me then it must be a meme

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>>57215902
I'll take a better picture when I get back home.
The build quality is far better and sexier than ikea's. you need to install the Mi Home Botne,.. err App if you want to unlock all the neat feature like temperature and precise brightness control, automation, timer and other stuff. without the app you can only switch it on and off and adjust 5 levels of brightness.

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>>57215805

I got this one.

Xiaomi looks nicer but comes only in white.

>>57215470
PTSD CAT~!

>>57215908
used phones are shit, thats the advantage.

What would be the 5.2" alternative of RN3P?

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Order your socks now for christma gifts, mine took 5 weeks, can be cheaper but the store had good feedback
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/nylon_cancer/2337092_32702012092.html

>>57216156
Perhaps a refurbished LG G2 F320.

RuiZu X02, X06 or X20?

>>57216065
I was hesitating between xiaomi and blitzwolf, since the latter has a charging station and the Mi doesn't. the Mi is thinner but the head of the lamp is stationary, it can't swivel sideways or rotate.
more pics incoming.

>>57216074
Hi nya~

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>>57216242
forgot pic

>>57216247
It's a cat gallows
Why would you do that to PTSD cat

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>>57216247
here's the Mi Home app connected to the lamp.

>>57216191
x02 for cheap and looks good
x06 only if you need bluetooth
x20 for some extra buttons i guess

really whatever is cheapest

>>57216185
Trust me..
I have redmi note 3 pro, htc m8, oneplus one and lg g2..

Just get redmi note 3 pro..rn3p is more snappy and faster than htc m8, oneplus one and lg g2..

Anyone have any experience with Junsun GPS?

>>57216247
thanks for posting a nice pussy, cat is cool too

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>>57216269
>gallow
Cat is asian, so think again.
And she is honored to die like a true samurai

>>57215908
Faster and good battery life..

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>>57216271
pc mode with low temp and brightness

>>57215715
>sharp knife
>safe

Maybe you shouldn't get one m8

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hnng
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/poop_p3/32705576666.html

>that cat needs it's own blog

>Look for Chinkpad w540 Korean keyboard
>Only find Japanese on various sites

I tried a bunch of the sites provided on the wiki, any recommended site to check? Lenovo/IBM's own site requires some contact bullshit just for a part.
On the bright side I now know where to buy 100 US w540 keyboard replacements when needed.

>>57216345
>claim your alifu

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>>57216332
and finally "daytime reading" mode with blue light. That's it, I just wanted to highlight the contrast between the modes.
I can't take good shots for shit and this is not my desk anyways.

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>placed order on GearBest two weeks ago - got GoodBoy points for it
>placed order on GearBest today - no GoodBoy points for it
What am I missing? Do you not get points as a percentage of any order you make?

Just replaced my HD 681's with a pair of TAKSTAR HI2050's

terrible trade, horrible quality

>>57216398
The order might still be processing.

>>57216402
>meme'd

>>57216402
those need 2100 hours of burn-in

>>57216278
But is the X20 the same as the X02 as far as sound quality and battery life go?
I don't mind paying an extra $8 for an even slightly superior model.

>>57216354
try gmarket.
or just search for the most popular local korean auction site and a proxy.

>>57216402
Burn in. Trust me. I rarely even bother with it because of the typically nonexistent benefits, but fucking christ those things need it.

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>tfw no explosive buttons

How hard would it be to get an orange pi in a gameboy shell and get it to play SNES, NES, and GBA

>>57216411
>>57216412
>>57216454
oh fuck nevermind had my shit configured for the 681's

>>57216408
The order is payed but hasn't shipped yet, but I recall that last time the points appeared instantly. Maybe I don't remember correctly, so I'll just wait until the order is shipped. Thanks for your reply.

>>57216452
I tried gmarket, sadly they only offer US keyboards currently.

Do you have some recommendations on which (auction) sites I could use? Naver offered some keyboards but still lacked the Korean kind.

>>57216469
more proof burn-in is placebo

>>57216412
bitch please
you can accelerate the burn in process by connecting them directly to a wall outlet

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>>57216464
Add this for horror explosive power.

>>57216491
that and a digital vintage warmer

>>57216483
how is a guy having an eq wrong proof that burn in doesnt exist

>>57216517
>using EQ
not hearing music how it was made

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Got my Sanrenmu meme knife but the problem is I cant fold it back and I have no small screwdriver for it. But other than that I am pretty satisfied.

>>57216537
do you like the color?

>>57216535
you must be using the exact same equipment that the artist used to create the music then

and have the same level of hearing damage

>>57216546
Its a timeless design if you ask me.

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>>57216551
>you must be using the exact same equipment that the artist used to create the music then

>>57216537
You press the latch in the middle apart with your thumb until the blade can slip through.

>>57216383
Why would you want to control it from the app? I mean...whats the point of remote control if itse just a desktop lamp?

>>57216590
Thank you, I didnt know. Works fine and its my first knife.

>>57216481
can't help you much, since I'm not well versed on korean stuff. plus, the w540 is kinda very specific you see

>>57216603
you can't control temperature (blue/yellow light) without the app. and automation is kinda cool

>>57216625
Found some other auction sites. The w540 should share the same model with the w541/e540/t540 among others. Anyway, thanks tho! In the worst case scenario I will have to call IBM.

>>57216603
You can't botnet a switch and inline dimmer. Also the app provides a way to upload the recordings from the lamp's built-in microphone to CPC servers.

>>57216603
>desk lamp wirelessly controlled by pocket computer

Never seen more clear sign that I'm living in the future

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reminder to be careful when you open a new package, csgbros

>>57216665

what was poison?

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>>57216665
>assplay

>>57216665

What's this all about?

>>57216665
monitoring this

Audio aspies are the fucking worst. Worse than mech keyboard spegs

>>57216665
Give us the full story m8

>>57216665
you think i wont find you here you french dog? don't go to china or you be dead fuck ass! die in fire cheater!

>>57216748
this is /csg/ not /hpg/ anon

>>57216748
wut not watchfags or tards with hand fedora's

>>57216748
but the ISK HP2010's are nice

>>57216761
tell that to the spergs arguing about burn in.

>>57216807
burn in is real
its the diaphragm loosening [or the adhesives holding it together]
usually its virtually nonexistent though.

>>57216665
What happended there?

>>57216807
Burn in is manifestation of physical degradation. It is a quantifiable metric. Human perception on the degradation amount required is up for discussion.

Hey watch-anon, how's the review coming along?

200th for microphone
>I'm going to buy noise insulation for my room and hide my guinea pig under 10 layers of foam. Still need a filter for xiberia x13.

Reposts of my questions: Is Chinese RAM good and SSDs power saving compared to 1.5 HDD I have RN? And new one: Do Aliexpress laptop CPUs work and is it safe to put them in my laptop?

>>57216799
tfw the metal on the band is more bent than the other one and despite it not being an issue at all it bothers the living shit out of me

>>57216877
ie you'll never notice a difference unless you desperately need to hear it to justify your purchase sounding like shit.

>>57215997

Triggered much?

Go tip your fedora at someone

>>57216436
shameless bump

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I got this message after ordering 4 braided USB cables with the 19 dol coupon, wat do?

>>57216940
>SSD
You can't possibly compare HDD and SSD. The SSD is MUCH better on everything, makes your machine snappy as fuck but it costs a lot.

>Chinese RAM
There's no such thing. They're all branded Kingstons, Microns, Crucials, etc.

>Laptop CPU
Totally genuine and really cheap. Upgraded my laptop from C2D T5800 to T9800 for $30 or so.

>>57216469

So how do they sound now?

>>57215281
>>57215302
Is this one good? I'm looking to buy an amp as well.

>>57216720
some guy says there was a weird powder when he opened his package and it burned his fingers, inside the package was a note saying "i hope you die"

>>57216978
Pretty good actually, my only complaint is that the height locks are shabby in quality.

>>57216665
>>57217019
http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/42-51-45830302-1-0-1-0-alerte-photo-aliexpress-m-a-envoye-du-poison.htm
"I dispute a seller on Ali because he sent me crap
Two weeks later I receive a poisonous package, I opened the parcel, shit hit a bracelet was in it, and I felt a sharp burning finger
In the package there was a paper message "I hope you will die"

>>57216759

>Anon
>Get's chinked
>Demands product
>Chink sends poison instead of product
>Reports it to police
>Anon taunts slant eye
>We never hear from him again

>>57215281
>>57215302
>>57216994
Shit here is link http://www.ebay.com/itm/Douk-audio-Bluetooth-4-0-Mini-Digital-Power-Amplifier-Stereo-HiFi-Bass-Amp-50W-2/282224304541?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D39497%26meid%3D9409473066ef4e5f8e1fb35809b08613%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D271641447261

>>57216972
>CPUs
I'm looking for cheap i7 QMs that'd fit socket 988A.

>SSD
I just want to use less power in my laptop to have longer battery life (tho I heard it's just a meme).

>RAM
I'll just buy at a local store then.

>>57216994
yeah the nobsound micro is a good cheap headphone amp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzjDbbuNNpc

>>57217087
I'm looking to get some cheap stereo speakers (with red and black cable out back) second hand and connecting to it. Would that not work?

>>57217070
Well, 2xxxQM are relatively cheap right now. Perhaps you can try a 2720QM.

There is a huge difference between HDD and SSD, it is not just the battery life (you'll get about 30 minutes more with it) but the overall snappiness and literally no noise.

>>57217102
>>57217087
nevermind that video guy did it fine it seems!

>>57216958
you're the one claiming that a good thing with a low barrier to entry is shit without elucidating why because you can't give a reason beyond
>its popular and ubiquitous
you are the fedora wearer here

>>57215780
my mother-in-law's apartment.
you're welcome to take it anytime.

>>57217124
yeah but you need a 12v transformer to power speakers. the nobsound doesnt come with it

like a laptop power supply
theyre only like 5 bucks anyway. still the cheapest option

>>57216965
this is a template message, don't let them chink you

>>57216182
>George Washington socks
I gotta get those sometime. Ronald Reagan would be ever more cool though.

Question: do I have to confirm that I received my order from gaybest? Is that an ali thing only?

>>57217458
You get some goodboy points if you confirm it, otherwise it's not mandatory.

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Anybody can suggest me a GBA/DS Lite flash cartridge chink clone that doesn't cost $60 (or $99 if were talking about the GBA Everdrive)?

Can't really find anything on Aliexpress or ebay

G7522 Ganzo foldable Knife
http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_458187.html
coupon: G7522RU
$ 17.99

>>57217050
>>57217059
Sounds like bloodroot powder

That shit is like acid in powder form and corrodes your skin. People use it to remove moles.

>>57217594
if you put them on your headphones will they accelerate the burn in process

Is it just me or is chink shit getting more and more expensive? Just look at some of the popular memes: Kingdian 120gb is $40 now when it used to sell for $30 (few flash sales for $26-28 even), 64gb Shark is $18 and I paid $11 for mine, xiaomi powerbank was around $10 now it's $15. And when was the last time you saw JJRC H22 or Floureon H101 for $9-10?

>>57217656
>>57216952
>>57216807
Did an audiophile rape you as a child? What do you care if people burn in their headphones? Christ, get a life. Enjoy the (You)s.

This seems like a good deal, a fullsize mechanical keyboard and a gaming mouse for $40
www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_414386.html?wid=21

RuiZu X02 or RuiZu X20?

>>57217686
Things changed after that Summit, but every once in a while there's still flash sales that make the prices go close to that.

Kingdian S280 120gb was $31 recently.

What's the cheapest combination of solar panel+battery+chink sbc(generic fruit pi or similar)+wireless network card? (Not needed if it already has wifi)

>>57217686
The chinks tried to warn us. On August 1st they said prices are going to go up due to increased fees in China and everyone here doubted it. Now when I check anything I've bought in the past or have on my wishlist they've all had a significant increase in price.

>>57217766
>Increased fees
Wasn't that aliexpress only?

>>57217779
>off by two meme

>>57217470
can I do it through the app? I can't find the button. Can't find it on the site either. Maybe it takes time to show up?

>>57217548
track down a 3in1

Can I buy stuff from taobao with a EU shipping address?
What's a good dropshipping provider?

>>57217712
>Did an audiophile rape you as a child?
One tried once but he couldn't find any pylons to hold his dick up.

>>57217686
>>57217745
It's not the Summit. They're aware that you're starting to order shit for Christmas now so have adjusted their prices accordingly. Unlike shopping locally there's only about three companies in China that roundeyes shop at so they've pretty much got you by the balls at a time when you need to be a good little consumer.

>>57217779
If it impacts one place it'll impact everyone else. If Ali charges more there'll be decreased competition and everyone else can safely raise prices. Ali is the biggest seller in China and I'm sure their pricing influences the others greatly considering chinks will move prices up and down by pennies constantly.

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My cow leather notebook arrived
>shit quality
>no boxes on pages
Cheap, but shit

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Good deal on Kingdian S500 240gb if anyone's interested
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_277201.html?wid=21

I'm trying to make an alipay account but it requires an identification doc, is it normal? I'm from europe

>>57217799
Still pretty expensive
Costs more than the DS Lite I bought

so apparently my order from aliexpress was closed
no charge to my card, but apparently I need to upload some "documents" like my driver's license and my credit card
do you guys have to do that too?
kinda uncomfortable with doing that

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/5V-3A-15W-Switching-Power-Supply-Driver-Switching-For-LED-Strip-Light-Display-110V-220V-free/32355040451.html

came

build quality is... meh. doesn't sit ok on a flat surface, wobbles like a bad table. a lot of sides aren't parallel to each other. Also buzzes a lot. don't have time to test it with the raspi i intended to, i'm going to vacation tomorrow.

>>57214655
Link

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$140 YotaPhone 2? Seems like it must be a scam, but it has good reviews.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/YotaPhone-2/2026051_32727803466.html

>>57217955
It's real.
They've given up on the second screen meme and are dumping their stock. Specs are meh for current year but someone reviewed on here and said it was good. No idea if you'll be able to put Cyanogenmod on it though thanks to the meme screen.

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I'm loooking for an ultimate chinkery!
this is a key ring-holder-thingy,bought in vietnam dunno how long ago and stayed in a drawer. It has a magnesium rod on the side,and the metal part stays screwed in the body, which smells like gasoline, but i think it has long evaporated. Metal+ magnesium does a decent spark, but no lighter fluid to fill it in.
Anyway, ano1 seen something like that ? I would like to order some for presents for the guys.

>>57217122
OK I see is the 2xxxqm bga only l? I have socket PGA with a screw.>>57217124

>>57215785
>How does that work? Can someone explain?
Its a low pass filter, when you add a cap and a resistor in those positions in a circuit you're cutting the low frequencies (or high frequencies, but since this is a noise removal mod, it is cutting low frecuencies, if you were a radio amateur you would want to add a low and high pass filter, but that's for another day).

More info at:
http://www.electronics-tutorials.(remove this)ws/filter/filter_2.html

I will get the cap and resistor later today.

>>57217922
Looks like a potential housefire

>>57217955
It's shit. Buy RN3P meme instead

>>57217955
stock rom has a kgb backdoor tough

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-hot-sale-anime-figure-PVC-doll-toys-Mini-Danboard-Danbo-PVC-doll-8CM-wonder-festival/32502964757.html
Bought one of these meme danoboards
smells like ass
bottom stand needed the foot to be forced in because it was too big
arms come off extremely easily and move too easily to be used as something that holds onto things
otherwise alright

also bought one of these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PCS-Japanese-anime-New-Lovely-Danboard-Danbo-Doll-Mini-2-Style-8cm-PVC-Action-Figure-Toy/32659881911.html
but
>page no longer available
oh boy

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>>57217995
some kind of logo on the other side

>>57217900
All GBA flash cards are =/

But if you have a DS Lite and SLOT1 flash card, it is the best option.

Anyone have any recommendations for a outdoor temperature sensor, I was looking at this one but the probe does not look like its built to last

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LCD-Digital-Wireless-Ambient-Weather-Indoor-Outdoor-Temperature-Thermometer-Humidity-Sensor-Display-Temperature/32712700748.html

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>>57216464
>>57216497
>"Do bring it back in one piece this time Bond..."

>>57218056
Isn't it possible to just load the GBA games from SLOT1 flash card?

>>57218087
Wireless or wired?

>>57218111
wireless preferably but if the wire was thin enough so that a window could still be shut on it that would work too

>>57217885
They do that, americans don't have first world security (chip, pin, bankID)

>>57217908
Cover up ID number and SSN, just use an ID scan template if you're paranoid

>>57218011
So I can do the same thing in software?

>>57217955
crap, I should have bought this instead of a mi4c :/

>>57217990
perhaps they should have open-sourced the drivers for the e-ink display. didn't they?

I ordered chuwi tablet with the standard ali shipping. Have I made a mistake?

>>57218099


Just an R4 cartridge on ebay for 15-20 buckaroos banzais?

>>57218099
Not on a DS without an expensive (battery sucking) SLOT1 card.

>>57217995
Lol my dad give me one of these. He buys random chink shit on the reg and then gets mad when its shit.
Mine has no logos.
I'll ask him where he got it maybe he remembers. I feel like it was from a chink seller on Amazon.

>>57218241
thanks, that would be awesome!

>>57218204
>>57218207
Well I have original R4DS card on the way to me
Will that work on that?

>>57216497
They would be perfect to my Samsung Note

>>57217995
>>57218241

found em, just searched for 'magnesium match' on ali!

>>57217955
What was the best version to get out of the Yotaphone 2 versions, YD201, YD205 or YD206? What's the difference between those?

>>57218276

Yeah, pretty sure it's one-size-fits-all for DS and DS Lite carts

>>57218337
Cool. I'm pretty sure this is what he bought.
Vktech® 5Pcs Metal Match Lighter Gas Oil Fire Starter Keychain for Camping Outdoor~Matchbox Fire Start https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00E5S2JGQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_DfJdyb0W8M2P8

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>>57218400
thx man, appreciate the effort.

i think i will go with the cylindrical ones for presents :)

>>57218276
For GBA games? Nope.
Read:
https://www.reddit.com/r/flashcarts/comments/4u61q2/guide_to_help_you_pick_a_flashcart_for_each_device/

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>>57218044
Should have bought the Amazon one, my chink Danboard doesn't have any of the issues you're describing.

>>57215703
I messaged one of the sellers about that.
Apparently aliexpress doesn't like them to show the locking mechanism in pictures so most of the pictures are angled in a way you cant see it , or feature non locking versions or they just photoshop it out

>>57218475
Alright, I guess I'll get myself the 3in1 one then

>>57218174
Yes and no.

You can do it with software? Yes, but not for live usage unless you use a software equalizer.
Will it be has clean as a hardware low pass filter? No, and the hardware solution will work like a charm for live usage.

>>57218550
>being this autistic about the sound quality of your twitch stream

>>57216965
It's a lie

any chinkshit phablets?

>>57218576
Xiaomi Mi Max

>>57218576
A lot of gr8 ones, but only Xiaomemes are allowed on /csg/.
So get a (red)meme note or meme max

>>57218615
>>57218576
Tomorrow Xiaomi Mi Note 2 reveal!

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>>57216965
He fucked up setting the coupon value. You both know this. He is trying to lie to you by claiming that it is Ali's mistake and that they won't let him ship you the cables.
Either troll him in the chat or report him to Ali. He needs to learn the importance of honesty.

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>>57218615
>>57218627
>>57218642
love it.

>>57218666
KEK

How can you order be this anon?

Please in the sorry

>>57218550
Right, but if I record audio and then post-process it it doesn't offer any significant advantage? I'm missing out on the lower frequencies, no?

>>57218615
>>57218627
>>57218642
Do those come with standard android, or you have to root and rip them apart?

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Who the hell buys a single slipper? Of course I thought I get a pair, but no, the Chinks sell single slippers and if you want a pair you have to buy two. WTF
So I got a single one of these cleaning slippers today and a smd probe for multimeters.

>>57215708
We say that in the most endearing way possible

>>57218720
those slippers are fucking awful in practise because they fail to consider the fact that wet floors are slippery

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Internals of a fake chink USB

>>57218744
The parquet here is usually not wet, I bought these to have a bit warmer feet. Now I have a warmer left feed only.

>>57218486
how much is the amazon one

include me in the next op please

rec cheap terrorist watch for cardio

>>57217050
Link Aliexpress store

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>>57218668
Get the Xiaomeme Max.

I own it and it's the best fucking phone ever.

Pic fucking related.

>>57218720
chink'd

ps. don't crack your skull while skating on wet floor

>>57218720
lol

>>57218827
enjoy your miui botnet

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>>57218762
$4.84 on AliExpress
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Japanese-Anime-New-Lovely-Danboard-Danbo-Doll-Mini-14-Style-8cm-PVC-Action-Figure-Boys-Collection/32726969206.html?

$4.66 on eBay
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2016-Revoltech-Danbo-Mini-Danboard-Amazon-Box-Version-Figure-LED-Light-Kaiyodo-Q-/391436132136

>>57218044
Mind posting some pics?

>>57213839
????
Newfag detected

Since no one replied, i'm asking again: If i bought an orange pi, how hard would it be to get it inside a gameboy shell and get it to play GBA, SNES etc.

When you get a chink phone what custom rom do you install?

>>57218911
very easy, easy, medium, hard or very hard depending on your skills

how dickish am I for contacting for a refund/a new pair of headphones if mine has something somewhat of a small issue but which bothers the living shit out of me

>>57218916
cm

>>57214199
yeah, i got my tfv8 from aliexpress too
mine was screwed together hard af but its an amazing tank for my cuboid

>>57218761
>bought these to have bit warmer feet
Why not just buy normal flippers then instead of a shitty floor cleaning one...

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B.O. Arse Man certainly sends his chink shit out in a stylish box.

>>57218957
>somewhat of a small issue
You'll never get a full refund

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>>57219063
Stylishness continues inside too. Very nice, I'm cautiously optimistic here.

psst... ehi you, want some meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFh7pNXaO3U

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>>57218700
>Right, but if I record audio and then post-process it it doesn't offer any significant advantage?
No.

>I'm missing out on the lower frequencies, no?
Yes, but those are the shit frequencies everyone hates (20-100Hz)

Note: I'm not sure what frequencies are going to be cut with this mod, I will know until I do it and analyze the frequency.

Luckily I own several BM-800 microphones so I will be enable to compare the mod vs the stock.

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>>57219082
Fuck me, it's two tone. Same little zip case you can get for $0.50, but anything different is good.

>>57219063
>>57219082

>BoarSeman

No fucking way this isn’t shopped .

>>57219097
>Yes, but those are the shit frequencies everyone hates (20-100Hz)
Everyone but ghostbusters*

They love catching sounds from another room and claim it's a fucking ghost.

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>>57219083
>these shit "reviews" with copy and pasted bits from the item description on the AliExpress product page and not a single critique or original thought expressed at all

I hope the referral link pennies are worth it.

>>57219063
>B.O. Arse Man
audibly keked

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>>57219106
Pew pew pew.

Anyway, they sound pretty good too. Defo not nigbass, everything's nice and clear and they take EQ well if you want to nig it up.
If you're having trouble getting Zyklons, I'd consider these instead.

>>57219120
Do not insult the Arse Man.

RuiZu X02 or X20?

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>>57219120

>>57219157
Be a brave chink shit pioneer and buy the x20. Remember to review it for us too

>>57219081
how big is something bigger than small

>>57219135
>giving clicks to the youtube kiddies
don't do this, just ignore
starve them of attention long enough and they'll go elsewhere

>>57216182
what about the size on those?

>>57219120
I used to have a chink tablet from a company called Ainol and the model name was Fire
>Ainol Fire

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So what's the verdict?

>>57216182
Ah yeas. Patriotic US socks made in People's Republic of China.