/csg/ Chink Shit General

Yo where do I get an invoice on gearbest.

>>57068773 #
I generally get my shit faster when ordering from Gearbest to Europe.

You also get GB points that can make some things dirt cheap, and they have good prices on consumer electronics in general

I'm still looking for pc microphone that'd work well in a loud room without picking every noise around. USB mics are fine.

>>57061162
I got mine from a local online shop, don't think they ship internationally. Product page says F2012, but you'll get SI2012.

http://www.lazada.com.my/aula-official-f2012-mechanical-gaming-keyboard-usb-wiredkeyboardblack-12606644.html

>>57061602
I don't know, and I don't think the Chinks do either.

>>57063367
It does. I just need to get used to where the \ key is now.

>>57063397
I like it. Keys are noticeable on voice comms in games.

File: received_1114323898645309.jpg (150KB, 1152x2048px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 1152x2048px

Friend gave me this "Samsung" 65,000 powerbank but it definitely looks like a knock off. What's does /csg/ think of Chinese powerbanks? Are they safe to use?

>Picture related

>>57068912
Get an EOD suit.

>>57068912
65,000? As in 65,000mah? Seems legit

>>57068912
even if it's not a knockoff, it will still probably explode. Bin it.

File: photo_2016-10-14_11-55-59.jpg (142KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

142KB, 720x1280px

Goodmorning /g/, Italianon reporting back. Today I got another sweet chink packet. I got pic related, the AJAZZ K33 82 keys mechanical keyboard.
It came very very well packed and I was very pleased to see the overall quality.
It feels heavy enough and very well built. The surfaces under the key is made of sanded metal and the caps are made in ABS.
Talking about switches, I ordered the version with zoro black switch. They feels pretty good, kind of something between blue and red switches from cherry. The sound they made is great and they have a nice travel. The difference in activation force between the keys is non existent, this is also great.
The model i picked has got a nice white backlightintg that could be turned off and has some nice lightning effects. With the light on the effect is quite cool and even with the light turned off you are still able to see the letters on keycaps with no problem at all.

>>57068912
chink spyware

>>57068886
My orders -> view more -> track you shippment -> download invoice

File: received_1114344765309889.jpg (52KB, 1152x2048px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 1152x2048px

>>57068968
What if it was a knock off as well?
>>57068973
>Picture related
>>57068977
Why would it?


It's pretty heavy

>>57069113

For the good of /csg/ you need to open that shit up.

I'm sure some guys here will be able to tell you the real capacity of the batteries inside that thing based on their appearance alone

>>57069113
>Why would it?
Because Samsung is not known for not having exploding batteries.

Anyone in here know how good/shitty this mouse is? http://www.ebay.com/itm/282153260709

And what the hell does that logo/text say?

>>57069148
looks like Rororo and in chinese it roughly means "the pleasure of being cummed inside"

>>57068890

>unsubscribe me from your blog

File: 1472563530845.jpg (64KB, 640x720px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 640x720px

Does anybody have image comparison of old and new SOMAKE models?
Thanks in advance.

>>57069179

>what is the archive

>>57068846
>Yes, we know everything already is from China

Speak for yourself, loser

>>57069127
What if it explodes in my face? Just kidding, I'll post here if I open it.
>>57069145
I highly doubt that it's made by Samsung.

My mouse (a4tech X7) started double clicking recently, so I'm looking for a good alternative from our flat-faced overlords.

I'm considering the deathadder
https://aliexpress.com/item/Razer-Deathadder-3-5G-3500DPI-gaming-mouse-Brand-new-Fast-free-shipping/32720588013.html
but my concern is that it's not genuine. I mean, most of the listings that I checked don't even mention Razer and the ones that do have a different brand name in the specifications (like the one I linked).
Are all the deathadders on ali just well-made copies?

Also I looked through the archive and found an anon who preferred this mouse
https://aliexpress.com/item/ZT-V9-Original-Brand-2400-DPI-6D-Optical-Gaming-Mouse-Cool-Design-Professional-USB-Wired-Game/1747482365.html
is there anyone who owns this one and could share his opinions?

File: 20161014_120519.jpg (3MB, 4032x2268px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x2268px

Just in from Shenzhen. What could it be?

>>57069524
dragon dildo

Is there a verified RMN3 Pro protective case that will definitely protect my phone from falling to the ground or other damage?

What about this? Or something full body

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-pro-Case-Luphie-Original-Luxury-Metal-Aluminum-Frame-Top-Quality-Bumper-For/32726852507.html?spm=2114.40010308.4.2.DC818Y

File: 20161014_121330.jpg (3MB, 4032x2268px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x2268px

>>57069524
>>57069561

Turns out, it's the KZ ED9s and the Xiaomi Piston Colorful. The latter is said to sound very similar to the late Piston 3.

>>57069480
I'm not sure if it's that exact seller but there definitely is genuine deathadders on aliexpress. Anons have bought them before and the serial numbers pass razer's product verification test

File: 598ddd2b64c3235e98d7341c5f31cb348bf63db7.png (349KB, 1280x898px) Image search: [Google]

349KB, 1280x898px

is it a bad idea to order candy and food additives from aliexpress/alibaba?

I assume it is hard to know whether the factories are sanitary or take shortcuts like mix asbestos with their product to reach the ordered quantity

>>57069639
Why would you EVER!

>>57069670
the price is so much lower

File: 20160823095144_27517.jpg (53KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 700x700px

I had no idea Xiaomi makes VR glasses, bought one, will report if it's any good
http://www.gearbest.com/vr-headset/pp_424846.html

>>57069639
>ordering seeds or food/food additives online

enjoy cancer or jail time

>>57069692
>http://www.gearbest.com/vr-headset/pp_424846.html

The price is good right now, I'm kinda tempted to order as well.

Will wait for your review, not like I'm in a hurry to get them

>>57069639
Of course it's a bad idea.

>>57069639
its a decent idea if you don''t plan on eating it yourself and you're moving out november 1st
otherwise youll need some protection too from the parents

>>57069480
look for a seller that guarantees genuine products, if they offer that than you can get 100% of your money back if it turns out to be fake

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-NEW-100-original-Razer-ABYSSUS-2014-3500DPI-Green-light-Gaming-Mouse-Brand-new-Without-Retail/32275036560.html

>>57069895
>if they offer that than you can get 100% of your money back if it turns out to be fake
AliExpress will return to you 50% of the price at most. And you have to "prove" them how it is fake using videos and other stupid crap that will take like an hour to make. Good luck with that.

>>57069692
Oh damn, looking forward to a quick review. I want to WITNESS vr porn.

>>57069993
vr porn is just sad.

go get laid in RL

>>57070047

disregard that I suck cocks

File: 20161014_145638_HDR.jpg (145KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1600x1600px

So the post office has been hoarding my shit, and decided to dump it all on me today.

First off is the classic Daniel Wellington fake, men's 40mm dial with blue and white NATO strap. Overall it's nice, but I'm sure any owner of a real one would, on careful inspection, be able to tell the difference.

File: 20161014_145645_HDR.jpg (121KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1600x1600px

>>57070077
The 40mm dial is just the right size for my manlet wrists, due to there not being much of a bezel.

File: 20161014_145718_HDR.jpg (129KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 1600x1600px

>>57070087
It also arrived perfectly set to Chinese time, so it presumably holds time well enough.

File: 20161014_145116_HDR.jpg (53KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 800x800px

>>57070077
>>57070090
Next up is a set of three replacement straps for my Mi Band 1. They seem good, the clip/plug is made of metal and overall they seem indistinguishable from the original.

>>57070077
Link?

File: 20161014_145538_HDR.jpg (79KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 800x800px

>>57070077
>>57070119
I also got two phone covers for my LG G4, one white and one black. Unfortunately the G4 is my only camera, so I can't post photos of it in the cases. They fit well and look nice.

>>57070077
is the dial missplased slightly clockwise ???

File: 20161014_145524_HDR.jpg (68KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 800x800px

>>57070155
The black one looks a bit nicer.
Link: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/G4cover/32417183958.html

>>57068990
>tfw my Italian friend refuses to buy any chinkshit "because it's low quality"

>>57070142
DW replicas get constantly taken down. Just search Aliexpress for "Daniel Wellington" and pick the cheapest watch, even if it has only a few orders.

>>57070167
No, that's just a blurry picture.

>>57069993
>tfw female vr porn is almost if not nonexistent

>>57070119
Link: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mibandstrap/32571094871.html

>>57070183
Well, is korean shit any better?

>Shipping from Gearbest EU warehouse to an EU country - 7$
>Shipping from Gearbest's China warehouse to an EU country - 30 cents

Explain this bullshit

>>57069944

Not always true anon, Aliexpress have returned 100% of the price in some cases and take the client's side in 90% of cases

File: dw.jpg (342KB, 1196x1599px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 1196x1599px

>>57070167
It seems you're right m8.
Or maybe it just have something to do with the camera. I hope the guy post a perfect front picture of the watch just to be sure, cause I'm waiting for a 36mm Daniel Wellington and don't want to get slightly chinked.

File: 1470073363720.jpg (18KB, 160x192px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 160x192px

How good/comfy/durable is James Donkey 112 compared to Logitech m300?

File: 1465438126148.jpg (49KB, 759x508px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 759x508px

Fuck.
I forgot the fill out my house number when I ordered 9 items at once.
They just send my orders to my local postal office, then say "Incorrect address, we are delivering it back to the sender :)"
They are so close to me and I can't retrieve them, they think it's easier if they just send it back.
Just fuck my shit up.

>>57070278
well, i have an eye for shit like that, even the slightest missplasement can get me out of balance. My wife had ordered a long time ago DW watch, and it's face was also missplaced, even more in the other direction. So watch out guys!

ps: is the glass of the NOMOS easily scratchable ? i assume no quarts on a 5Euro watch.

File: 1467609100425.jpg (244KB, 551x820px) Image search: [Google]

244KB, 551x820px

>>57070309
>9 items at once that you won't get to open
That hurts.

>>57070207
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/mibandstrap/32571094871.html

i ordered some too, but i don't think those come with a metal clasp in fact i do not think they come with a clasp at all some pics show them without it i think you are meant to use the ones from your original band, plus it says not tracker or OTHER PARTS included,i assume other parts int eh metal fastener

the ones i ordered are the same price, but i think they probably come with a plastic silver colored fastener

these one look more high quality than the ones i ordered though, but unfortunately there is no white

i got orange blue and white

link

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Colorful-xiaomi-mi-band-silicone-Wearable-mi-band-strap-miband-strap-Xiaomi-Miband-Bracelet-Wrist-belt/32575920375.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.6DcAi3

any anon got this shit?how is it?
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers-cables/pp_350599.html
will it explode when ill plug my phone in?

File: 20161014_160152_HDR-01.jpg (2MB, 2976x2976px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2976x2976px

>>57070278
>>57070167
Shit, you guys are right. I didn't even notice.

File: IMG_20161014_090723.jpg (3MB, 4000x2992px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4000x2992px

My dorra 49cent USB hub arrived yesterday from AliExpress
Seems to be working shipped pretty fast

>>57070545
can only find that one for around 90 cents, did you use a coupon? if it just works i will get one
i just want a normal usb hub that doesnt fail in a week

File: maxresdefault.jpg (115KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1280x720px

>>57070545

>>57070603
>49 cents
>doesnt fail in a week
pick one

>>57068912
6500 sure, but not 65000

File: Burst_Cover_GIF_Action_103754042624778.gif (2MB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 640x480px

Got some Halloween chink shit
Pleated paper bat lanterns
The paper cutout parts ,wings feet ears were a little banged up but still look pretty good
Lost the AliExpress link so I ended up buying from chinkbay

File: jfk.jpg (40KB, 550x512px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 550x512px

>>57070621
since i can't find a 49 cent one, ill pick one that doesn't fail in a week
is there any hub up to 5$ that anyone can vouch for? ive had more expensive ones and they are all fucking shit, i don't know why a reliable hub is so hard to build

>>57070545
>>57070621
I have the same and it runs now for 4 months in daily use. It's shit, bad quality, USB 2.0, too tight USB slots, but, it works fine. Would chink again.

>>57069524
It's a dragon dildo.

File: IMG_20161013_211448.jpg (2MB, 4028x3026px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4028x3026px

>>57070637
Here are some pics of them hanging on my front porch ,I lit them up with some more chink shit 100 white LED's for 1.69 also from chinkbay
I used 3 LED's wired in parallel for each lantern and 1 1/2 watt 27 ohm current limiting resistor for each 3 LED parallel circuit ,I forgot to order resistors so I ended up having to go to RadioShack and pay roundeye prices
Power supply is a 3.3v from an old Sony discman

File: 20161014_142851.jpg (3MB, 4032x2268px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x2268px

>>57069524
>>57069596

Sat down and listened to the KZ ED9 for a few minutes. Impressions:

- Build quality: 7.5/10
Cable is sturdy, yet reasonably flexible. Body seems to be all metal, giving it a decent weight.
- Isolation: 7/10
Good seal with the stock tips. Can easily block out ambient noise.
- Sound: 7/10
Definitely bass oriented IEMs, and perfect for EDM, but can sound borderline muddy with some types of music.

For $9, you can't really go wrong with these.

File: IMG_20161013_211418.jpg (2MB, 4030x3026px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4030x3026px

>>57070765
I also ground down the tops of the LED's with a dremel because the rounded tips focused the light wrong

>>57070259
Chinese post is subsidised by the Chinese government. There's also some UN treaty bollocks which massively favours China so they pay basically nothing for the EU country part of the delivery. If you buy from an EU warehouse then you're paying EU market rates for postage all the way.

File: IMG_20161013_211325.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4032x3024px

>>57070803

if I ordered something on the 2nd of September should I be disputing about now since it's not here

>>57070788
Did you try both filters?

Just got my Ruizu X02

What format should I use for my MicroSD?

>>57070626
See
>>57069113

>>57070637
>>57070765
>>57070803
>>57070826
Looks pretty good anon and right in time for Halloween!

>only ten goodboy points for review with pictures and video
>never gave me double points for first five reviews

>>57071046

this

why is gaybeast being so stingy?

>>57071046
Bitch about it to their support and you'll get them.

>>57070648
Get a good non chink rebrand brand name hub. Chink hubs tend to shoot energy back into the PC killing it

>>57070894
Exfat

>>57069944
Not true. I ordered Samsung wireless charger from aliexpress and opened it up because it was too light and without the fan. Took some photos and complained about it. Got 100% money back after one week and kept the product.

Of course it works, but it was being sold as a Samsung product so it was fake.

>>57071074
>Chink hubs tend to shoot energy back into the PC killing it
aren't you referring to powered hubs? how would an unpowered hub do that

>>57070648
i had good experiences with orico
but the one i got has 10 USB3 ports in an aluminium case and thus was a bit over $5
so i can't recommend you a specific model

>>57071127
Chink magic

Is it a good idea to resell deathadders?

File: china1410.jpg (136KB, 1100x733px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 1100x733px

Got 2 packages today


What did I get?

>>57071247
how the fuck should we know? you got them

>>57070652
thanks anon
yeah they are tight on mine too, but that is ok better than loose and having them fall out ,i bough this for a pi zero i paid 99 cent for so USB 2.0 is just fine for my needs

Anyone have experience on Sardine bluetooth speakers? I was thinking of buying this.
http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_239126.html?wid=21

Any idea if Xiaomi sounds any better? I like this because of FM and alarm clock.

>>57071270
you could just guess or look which contents are described in the custom declaration, it says "bath toy" and "finder".

File: 1457009158355.jpg (44KB, 639x628px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 639x628px

>>57071300
oh i understand, i'll try guessing
is it a bath toy and a finder?

>>57071247
1 cent duck

File: china1410o.jpg (121KB, 1000x667px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 1000x667px

>>57071247
>>57071319
It's CSGs favorite bathing toy, the 2cent rubber ducky, it finally arrived after 2 month of waiting

Also a bluetooth locator tag

>>57071290
expensive for something that you don't know if it's good or not.

It's the price of the top xiaomi one that is confirmed to be excellent.

>>57071344
I actually paid 2 Euro-Cents for it, but it's worth the other cent, makes nice squeaking voices

>>57071390
What's the top Xiaomi one then?

>>57071418
The one with the tf card.

>>57071438
so this http://www.gearbest.com/speakers/pp_241960.html ?

any reason i shouldn't get this?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/-/32680523278.html
the orico one comes to around 7 since every seller seems to want to charge shipping for those to NL

>>57071473
yes.

which chink android tablet should i get? i don't really care much about specs as long as it has a good battery life and sdcard slot


is teclast x98 good?

>>57069944
ive never gotten less than 100% on any of my refunds. Also when a seller has the genuine guarantee aliexpress will always side with you. Proving its fake should be really easy, just try registering at razer's site and show its fake. doable with a 5 sec webm / gif.

>>57071349
At 2¢ did they include the batteries for the ducky?

>>57071630
You should care. The older Nexus 7 is a dog running modern android apps now. If you get a CPU lower powered than it, you're screwed even if you just want to browse html5 webpages

>>57071630
>i don't really care much about specs
>list specs

>>57071694
batteries? what does it do? light up, i though it was just a rubber ducky

File: IMG_20160929_215536.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>57069692
>>57069813
>>57069993
I have one. It's pretty nice but I feel like deing after 5mins using it with my shitty Galaxy S3.

>>57071694
>>57071740
needs no batteries, but the bluetooth locator came with a CR2032 cell

I sure hope they do not ship stuff in transparent bags familia

Someone please share a current Daniel Wellington AliExpress link

>>57071893
but does it light up or is just a rubber duck , also link?

So I´m about to order some shit at Goybest, customs in my country have a limit of 50 usd with shipping, so I need the chinks to declare a value below that, I just need toput my order ask them "pls declare as gift or below 49.99"

That will do?
Gonna order a Mi Max, a screen protector, a fast charger, and a power bank
The total would be 260 usd

>>57072042
It's $0.02. No it doesn't look up.
Seller was New Tesco, home of the famous $0.01 Pokemon dollies.

File: 1445809950705.png (11KB, 211x246px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 211x246px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WYT2_V2As

>>57069113
>68000 mAh
at 3.7V thats not 48 Wh, thats a fucking 251 Wh, if what the shit written is true then this chink battery can run a chink TV, a fan and a 100 watt incandescent lamp for one hour..

File: 11696686_1050324331646193_1387409299_n.jpg (138KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

138KB, 960x720px

is the glass of the NOMOS easily scratchable ? i assume no quarts on a 5Euro watch.

Which is better: The Superlux HD668B or the HD681 EVO model?
Perhaps there are better / more recommended Superlux headphones?
How would someone go about modding the HD668B, and which earpads would he want to use?

this power bank safe, right?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Generation-VINSIC-20000mAh-Smart-Identification-Dual-USB-PortPower-Bank-universal-support-Quick-Charge-Cell-Phones/32420410368.html

File: aviator-sunglasses-800x566.jpg (29KB, 800x566px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 800x566px

I want to get some cheap chink sunglasses but i'm afraid they will fuck up my eyes
how can verify that chink sunglasses have proper UV ratings?

>>57072393
yeah vinsic is a pretty good brand and that store appears to sell the legit stuff

Why are the razer mice so cheap? Any other cheap brand name stuff?

>>57072491
UV test card that comes with them, but the glass will filter UV anyway. If you're still worried, go to somewhere where they sell sunglasses and borrow theirs.

>>57072491
get a cheap UV light and shine it through the glasses at a white piece of paper that lights up under UV.

you will know right away if it blocks UV.

>>57072491
buy a UV flashlight and a UV sensor, hook up the latter to an arduino and interface the information in your PC. try to block out the outer light and shine your flashlight through the lenses and see how much it blocks out. compare that to a branded sunglass.
or you can just trust it works (because it does)

File: 1476464837196.jpg&sp=6e9a467130ed4135b30cccb8b5022186.jpg (47KB, 339x294px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 339x294px

>>57072863

>>57072913
you're on fucking /g/ what else did you expected

>>57072913
>using technology for something more besides facebook is autism
Fuck this /g/.

>>57072992
>finding a convoluted, expensive, tech-heavy solution to a problem which can be solved just by going to the optician's next time you're in town is anything other than distilled autism

>>57073097
This. Not to mention that an UV flashlight+sensor+arduino will cost much more than the sunglasses.

File: 1466355202528.jpg (91KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 400x400px

>>57072992
>>57073097
he's right, why waste money and time to check something so easy to check

>>57072541
IIRC the razer mouse is so cheap because it's a version sold in bulk to internet cafes with minimal accessories and packaging

File: LE 8 GB Key USB made by T&J World (China).jpg (35KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 1000x800px

/g/-kun, i-it's my first time posting on these kind of thread b-but

I just purchased this shit on Amazon, i did the h2testw and has the full capacity but slow shit.
It's way too good to be true, did i just bought a botnet/badusb for 3.14 dollars or i am safe?
I'm really spook'd

>>57073371
>Amazon

>>57073371
>Amazon

>>57070545
LOL, we had this sonce windows 98 times at my parents house. It recently died and I threw it away.

File: img.jpg (1MB, 2080x1560px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2080x1560px

Chink knife came :D

>>57073354
Ah, thank you.

What happens if I use "Store Promotion: $2 off" on a $1 item? For instance https://www.aliexpress.com/item/x/32583320250.html

>>57073491
Nice knife anon

What keyboard is that? Looks like a sidewinder

>>57071158
Why would you need that many USB ports?

>>57072393
If you're gonna get a power bank, just get something safe. If it's made by a ching chong company it'll likely have very unreliable battery life or build quality. For power banks just do anker, low price and simple build quality. It's not meant to be fancy but the shit just works. The one time I had something not work 100% they just sent out a free replacement. So now I have one awesome power bank and one that kind of works but sometimes discharges into itself randomly.

>>57073371
These USB 2.0 dongles are pretty meh, and even with USB 3.0 zip disquettes can be slow.

Anyway, see http://goughlui.com/2015/04/05/teardown-optimization-comsol-8gb-usb-flash-stick-au6989sn-gt-sdtnrcama-008g/

>>57073510
If you mean the coupon it says 2$ off $33 so you gotta spend at least $33 to get the $2 off

>>57073542

Yep, good eye. It's a sidewinder x4.

>>57069596
I've had the kz's for a month and i really love em! only problem is they come out of my ears easily even with the right size tip.

>>57073510
they send you money instead

Anyone know if the chinks have made any smart glasses yet?

File: 18mld589qfqmdjpg.jpg (56KB, 800x482px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 800x482px

>>57073644
Thanks Anon!

>>57073677
Not that one, it just says "get a $2 coupon"
When I click it it opens a login page. It's not the $2 off $39, this one doesn't say anything.

any one have any experiences in getting large items shipped to them
as in a desktop computer case

>>57073894
Nevermind. Fucking chinks. Where do I get coupons?

>>57073950
I had to pick up a package at the post office once. Probably not too bad idea. What case?

File: englishbrekky.jpg (28KB, 593x426px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 593x426px

/CSG/ VIDEO REVIEWS

Dirty Reviews - reviewed the world's cheapest chink mechanical keyboard and other memes.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Comfy Reviews - retired from chink reviews, most well-known for BM-800 and chink knife reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, does giveaways often
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

Cheap Chinese Crap Review - a new /csg/ channel reviewing chink toothbrushes, drones and cheap toys
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpZrhMsEVJb21CyaAoF0CTg

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, had to retire after his parents remortgaged their home so he could see Kanye West
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx

Cheeky Tech - I don't even know what this is supposed to be.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRhetomZYw-MKpm4OmzxX8w

SkeletonKeyStone - made all his videos private after his gf found his youtube channel. Rumoured to be Anthony Burch.

>>57073960
on the store pages
just like the one you were talking about just now

What's the best bluetooth speaker, preferably under $30?

>>57073960
You need to suck off Jack Ma.

>>57073960
rediska.net

>>57073970
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/itx-computer-case-small-for-mini-ht-pc-desktop-host-box-S1-aluminum/32271717927.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/EBIN-SPOEK-LIGHT/2151011_32651731232.html?sdom=101.659.689.0_32651731232

>>57060727
Thats a disgusting font
What kind of switches and how much was it though anon?

>>57074190
Bad post
>>57074258
Good post

Do any chink multitools include lockpicks?

>>57074445
Chink lockpicks are invariably shit. You might be able to crowbar a US style lock open with one, but forget anything actually secure.

Wew

>>57074412
'Blue' switches, $25

Any recommendation for soldering station from the chinks?
Are they any good?

>>57074548
They can't be that bad, right? I can have separate tension, or are the rakes so low quality they can't take the pressure? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw1rper2ICM seems to be good quality.

>>57074605
They are that bad, and that's a multitool m8

can anyone recommend a good mousepad

preferably something big and flat, not the flimsy rubber Artcow shit

>>57074605
>trusting Awful Reviews
He's an oaf who breaks all the things he owns through sheer clumsiness.

>>57074668
Xiaomi XL
http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html

>>57074583
Hakko 936 knockoffs are good and cheap. Read the seller reviews though because the quality varies a lot.

>>57074680
I've got mine for about a couple of weeks now. They don't seem to want to go flat, there's curves here and there since shipping.

Is yours fully flat??

>>57074717
Yeah mine is flat, guess I got lucky with the shipping. Flatten it down with books, something flat and heavy like that.

File: IMG_0987.jpg (664KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

664KB, 2592x1944px

What did I get today /csg/???

File: IMG_0989.jpg (406KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 2592x1944px

It's this!

>>57074858
And what is this ?

File: IMG_0988.jpg (470KB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

470KB, 2592x1944px

It's a lint roller! https://www.aliexpress.com/item/sticky-buddy/32526452358.html

If you want one look around or wait for it to go down in price, I paid $0.79. The reviews led me to believe it was cheaper feeling than it really is. It does feel cheap but it's not that bad.

>>57074874
Well lint roller ain't exactly high class tools. I think I can get one for around 5€ without looking much.

>>57073973
>/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, had to retire after his parents remortgaged their home so he could see Kanye West

I'm not retired shit just takes too long to come in the mail. You cunts wanna see an X220T review while I wait for more chink shit?

>>57074930
No. Fuck off.

>>57074930
buy more chink shit
buy more every day
buy expedited shipping
refugees are coming into leaftown faster than chinkshit

>>57074943
ok

>>57074858
>>57074874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSF0dtDRD8

>>57074908
>>57074874
its no better than just using a piece of tape

>>57074908
>5€
that's almost 7 times US$0.79

>>57074959
I have been lately. I ordered a ton of chink weed lmao stuff and I'm planning on ordering some redcircle.

>>57074872
BMCV

>>57074980
the cost of tape adds up, in 30 years of regular use the sticky buddy will pay itself off

>>57074984
Yeah, but I don't use a lint roller every day, and I usually prefer the availability of going down the stairs and down the road to the shop to get one when I need one.

Any recommendations on a Digital Multimeter?

>>57074858
Looks like those things you put on your finger to measure blood pressure.

File: CE-FDA-Approved-Brightness-Ajustable-OLED-Digital-finger-font-b-pulse-b-font-font-b-oximeter.jpg (71KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 800x800px

>>57075056
i ordered a pulse oximeter today
i'll review when it arrives

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Newest-Digital-Finger-Pulse-Oximeter-WITH-CASE-Blood-Oxygen-a-Finger-SPO2-PR-PI-Oximetro-de/32462247020.html?

>>57075054
Buy a Fluke.

File: help me.jpg (2KB, 154x57px) Image search: [Google]

2KB, 154x57px

Anyone figured out the easiest way to dump your previous order data into something easy to read?

I figure some of you might want an opinion on some of my shit but I'm too lazy to manually make a list.

>>57075111
Ah, the good old China Export Faking and Dismantling Administration.

opinions on this mousepad, /g/? is it good enough compared to xiaomi mousepad?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-Rubber-Huge-Extra-XL-Large-Size-Gaming-Mouse-Pad-Locked-600-300mm-For-Optical/32655276092.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.96.7OsVD4&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10065_10056_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10078_10079_10073_10017_10080_10070_10082_10081_421_420_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_6&btsid=a57f228a-3800-4a9c-831f-e1da98dffa38

File: Promise-logo-NEW.jpg (610KB, 1104x354px) Image search: [Google]

610KB, 1104x354px

>>57075111
>Promise Technology
Such original name.

>>57075225
It looks better for me because of the sewing on the borders. It's smaller though

>>57075119
I heard of chinese Fluke meters. Any recommendations on a particular one, or what kind of price to pay?

Should I buy this soldering station?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/i/32625373571.html

Or should I buy this 936 clone?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/936B-Iron-Soldering-Station-SMD-Desolder-Welder-Welding-with-5-Tips-ESD-110V-New-/381569152756?hash=item58d74b36f4:g:Ry0AAOSwr7ZW5hln

>>57075415
The Yihua takes the standard (read knocked off and dirt cheap) 907 bolt.

Finally got my XDuoo X3 in the mail.
My dumb ass forgot to get sd cards though.
What is the best chink shit sd cards to go for?
also is it hard to rockbox this thing? It's been a long fucking time since I had it

>>57075615
SHARKS

File: xiaomi-hybrid-14 (1).jpg (59KB, 432x477px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 432x477px

fuck me mail came today and still no chink shit
fucking sunyou
this carriers tracking says my packages got to the US on sept 30 , oct 4th and oct 6th respectivly
it says delivery in 1-7 days once in the US
it's now been over 2 weeks and still no chink shit
anyone else in the US have experience with this carries sunyou? tracking #'s start with LP
what gives with these chinks?

i already had a few packages i ordered weeks after i ordered these come from china post,these sunyou chinks provide you with tracking data but packages never show up, china post no tracking and they show up faster

Kind of want to order geiger counters and other testing equipment

but does that get you put on every list?

>>57075638
I thought they were a meme

>>57075615
>what is the best chink shit sd cards to go for?
hownew.ru

File: another batch.jpg (394KB, 2000x1850px) Image search: [Google]

394KB, 2000x1850px

yo, another batch came, so which one [1] (except bottom middle one (that I'll open anyway)) should I open now? the rest is waiting for slow weekend threads
>captcha: management montage

>>57075862
They might me a meme, but they're a good meme

File: 2016-08-02_19-43-47.png (910KB, 802x692px) Image search: [Google]

910KB, 802x692px

>>57075862
Good kind meme. Korean shits can might do better on 4k, but you aren't going to install OS to these where it matters.

File: 1475273425900.png (63KB, 779x236px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 779x236px

>>57075862
Reminder that sharks BTFO samshit

>>57074706
I'm actually planning to buy 852 knockoff.
Any brand that I should stay away from?

Kingdian S500 128gb SSD arriving tomorrow, I'll add another benchmark onto the pile once I finish installing an OS.

is the tarantula x6 good? the version with a camera is on sale.

>>57075995
>knockoffs
>"brand"

Read about the seller, not what's printed on the unit.

>>57076050
As in the seller's rating?

File: 9e9.png (147KB, 850x656px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 850x656px

>>57075771
>2016-09-30 09:11 Shenzhen, reach the United States Postal OE, the delivery will be completed in 1-7 days

>1-7 days

>SEPT 30TH

still nothing

>It's been a month since I ordered a xioami notepad

When should I dispute it? I got another 18 days left

>>57075615
Write a review when you can

File: 1468157644058.jpg (2MB, 3120x4160px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3120x4160px

In Gaybeast's latest newsletter the MotoSpeed Inflictor CK104 is on sale for $46.99 which is the cheapest it's been in quite a while (lowest price at one point was $45.)

http://www.gearbest.com/keyboards/pp_298472.html

File: 1475815672677.jpg (71KB, 600x447px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 600x447px

Should I buy into the Android TV meme?

Halp !
I need AA and AAA rechargables.
Which ones do I buy?
There is like a million of Recyko on aliexpress.

>>57075913
>>57075896
>>57075871
Looks like I'm going back to chinkshit land
this is addicting

>>57076060
Find somebody who's bought one, is happy, and is competent.
Or if you're happy taking a punt I've not seen horror stories associated with the Yihua-marked ones. Best to open them up for a look in any case.

>>57076094
Eneloops or re-branded eneloops. Honestly, I don't think chinkshit is better than Amazon or amazon basics (which are eneloops).

>>57076071
As soon as I get an SD card in this bitch I'll let you guys know. I also got some ear buds and pens ill review

Do you think that buying Chink shit qualifies as a hobby? (or as a additiction, or just as shopping?)
I mean, I really like to buy cheap stuff from China even if I don't really need it.

>>57076072
What headphones f`am?

>>57071740
For the personal massager feature.

You haven't seen the rubber duckies sold with those?

>>57076347
Superlux HD668b

>>57076325
its shoppping
but shopping itself is addictive because its physiolgically rewarding and pleasurable
its funny that neets are only now discovering this although women knew this for decades
the future is amazing

REEE I LOST MY ZYCLON BS IN MY OWN HOUSE

>>57071127
Nevermind
Orico is good

Are the stuff they sell on fasttech authentic? I mean those with the word [authentic] in the title doesn't really convince me much, especially when the price is so bloody low.

>>57076367
I don't like shopping in stores for clothes, but I like all the new stuff I can find very cheaply on Ali etc.

>>57076498
Yes, they specifically do that to show they're [AUTHENTIC].

>>57071349
Does the locator tag work? Is it the one that uses the iTracing app? The app looks like it has bad reviews. Is there any other apps that work with it?

File: output54.webm (2MB, 853x480px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 853x480px

>>57075111
You should have gotten the one with the graph where the shape of the pulse can bee seen.
I bought it about 1.5years ago for $11 from a Chink seller on eBay, works very well if you don't move the finger too much.
So it's nothing one would use while doing sports, but you can do some exercise an then check the pulse and oxygen level immediately afterwards.

>>57076589
The Chinks recommend to use "iSearching", but I didn't install it because it wanted to many privileges (could have turned them off manually with CM13 but meh) so I got another one which is called "iTracing2".
The tag works well with it, of course you can't see the direction because that's not what Bluetooth is made for but you can make the tag beep and you can see the coarse distance (signal quality)

>>57069639
I'm scared to plug some of this shit to a goddamned wall ain't no way in hell I'm ever putting it into my body.

Hell I'm buying sand and im actually slightly concerned the thing gives me supercanceraids

File: SanDisk_SDMX18R_004GK_A57_Sansa_Clip_MP3_Player_649292.jpg (98KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 1000x1000px

>>57075111
that display looks suspiciously like the sansa display

>>57076892
It's called an OLED display

>>57076813
Cool. Got a link to the specific model you bought? What's the range like?

>>57076862
yeah I thought about ordering some stuff that went into the wall rather than on batteries but

I do not want to get electrocuted so I passed up on that one

>>57076127
this
do not chink out on batteries
if you really must buy from china then the xiaomi rechargeable aa/aaa's are also supposed to be rebranded eneloops

>>57073973
That keyboard really looks way better than I expected t

>>57076094
Turingy

>>57076892
Same one as the xDuoo X2 as well. It's almost like they're an off the shelf component.

>>57076933
Range probably depends on the environment and the phone you have
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/hot-selling-anti-lost-smart-bluetooth-tracker-Child-Bag-Wallet-Key-Finder-GPS-Locator-Alarm-4/32435678782.html

>>57077015
thx bby luv u

File: pigeo.jpg (80KB, 570x532px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 570x532px

k
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/niggbirdo/32329051657.html

> held by customs

wat? It's been like that for 4 days

It's just a mechanical pencil

File: tripod.jpg (735KB, 2560x1920px) Image search: [Google]

735KB, 2560x1920px

>>57075872
gee, tough crowd this time, the bottom middle one was universal tripod
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/phone_tripod/32728435732.html

>>57077128
you know they have thousands of packages to process right

>>57077142
it's the first time it's happened for me


also, any recommendations for a compact umbrella?

Where to get a cell phone jammer? I don't see them on the usual chink sites

>>57077191
Dealextreme sold them a few years ago, don't know if they still have them

>>57077177
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/banababrealla/32668750095.html?

>>57070183
>tfw Italians have done nothing except lose wars and sip latte

>>57077383
italiano medio spotted

>>57077315
yum

>>57075586
Thanks, I think that I might get the yihua then, since the tips are way cheaper.

These discord chatrooms get posted everywhere on 4chan now.

So annoying, they really need to be put in the spam filter. Don't think Hiro will be happy with people taking discussion away from 4chan.

>>57077452
Who cares what a con artist jap thinks.

since the /csg/ discord got a new admin it has had a second wind anyway, much better now without cathy or comfy.

>>57077480
I'd rather they weren't posted and we kept all the discussion on 4chan tbqh.

Not a fan of discord at all.

>>57077480
>comfy leaves
>quality improves
really makes you think

>>57077514
well unfortunately the /csg/ irc is deader than dead and discord filled the void, if you want to launch a dead on arrival /csg/ mumble server go ahead.

>>57077514
don't fret too much about it. the discord sucks
practically a ghosttown
about 5 guys with foreign accents spitting memes whenever it gets any activity

>>57077534
Ok. Oldfag who yells at kids to get off my lawn....I know irc, but wtf is discord?

>>57077528
he's still there, I meant he's not the admin now

>>57077552
IRC with voice integration and cringey vidya memes

>>57077534
lol lets just separate the community and discussion further

this reminds me of all the good open source communities that got forked(read fucked) into oblivion(obscurity)

>>57077552
closed-source irc with voice chat and added botnet

>>57077534
I'd rather all the discussion was on 4chan instead, no need for separate sites.

>>57077540
It's just annoying that OPs, who I assume are the owners of their discord chatroom are advertising them in popular generals.

>>57077572
whenever anybody tries to post an unboxing or package opening on /csg/ discord they immediately get directed to the thread. It's pretty much the only rule: keep all the interesting chink shit in the thread. If it was negatively impacting the general it wouldn't be on the front page of /g/ all day every day.

What's the cheapest (price-per-GB) chink flash drive I can get?

I did a thing /csg/

Been playing ps4 online with a group I met raiding on destiny for over a year, overheard one of them doing a pizza delivery order over the phone (chucklefuck never mutes his mic) so got his address, so decided to send him a kazoo from ali. Is this the spirit of Chinky Santa working through me??

>>57077671

>Not sending him the baby mouth thing and a butt plug

File: 1458461825738.jpg (58KB, 714x589px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 714x589px

>>57077598
It's a place for children and pedophiles to hang out and plan raids on the general. It doesn't belong here

>>57077685
did think of doing that, but im fairly sure unsolicited sex toys is an act of terrorism or someshit.

>>57077671
>not sending fake shit to him
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/all-gaymurs-are-degenerates-and-must-be-killed/32612876111.html

>>57077705
kek, will have to do this to the next person who doesn't mute their mic

>>57077687
the only person with a permaban for posting cp is that Lithuanian fellow who scribbled proof in a newspaper along with his ban message, pretty much set himself up to be a pedo meme then regretted it

>>57077737
>that Lithuanian fellow
He was a troll for trolling's sake. I don't think he regrets anything.
The Discord and the crowd it attracts is much more unpleasant than that.

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE /CSG/ DISCORD IS SHIT

>>57077862
>a chatroom for people to talk about chink shit in real time is more unpleasant than a guy who has a permaban for posting child porn

lol

>>57077687
>plan raids

wut

File: 1475858019996.png (347KB, 1065x783px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 1065x783px

>>57077999
It's more bullshit lies from a terminally assmad future suicide statistic

>>57073371
You're safe. These do have the standard dirt-cheap 8GB flash chips that every single USB flash device from China has these days. Yours probably don't have the controller which fakes these as being bigger than they are because it's just 8GB.

Every single USB flash drive & SD card I've ordred from aliexpress and epray have been extremely slow 8GB flash chips with a controller that fakes that they are 16GB or 32GB.

I only buy flash storage (USB sticks/SD cards/etc) locally for this reason.

I wouldn't trust my life-savings in Bitcoin to that thing, but it's probably fine for casual usage.

>>57078228
flash drives selling locally are sold at competitive prices to the chinks so i don't even bother to buy them from china

a sandisk usb 3.0 is only about $1 more expensive than a comparable chink drive where i have to play the will i get chinkd lottery

>he doesn't live on the edge

>>57071349
can i clip this tag to my bag so it goes off when i forget to take my phone?

I'm looking for USB control peripherals, like foot pedals and a knob. Is any CS brand better or worse for that kinda stuff?

>>57078448
Yes, that's one of the things they're good for.

Chinaman here, relatives will be visiting Eagleland soon. What good China-only shit should I ask them to bring?

Best place to buy Redmi Note 3 Pro? For me, it looks like aliexpress has the best deal at $176 with a case, and it isn't out of stock.

>>57078831
tea, Chinese snacks and preserves, mailorder bride

>>57078831
nǐ hǎo
do you buy stuff from Aliexpress too?

>>57079155
I normally just order shit on Amazon like normies, if I want something from China I wait til family/relatives go to China and ask them to bring me back stuff.

>>57079180
Get them to bring you a Xiaomi kettle.

>>57078831
qt fob wife.

File: images.duckduckgo.com.png (534KB, 1001x1001px) Image search: [Google]

534KB, 1001x1001px

Is the Boafeng UV-5R still the best/recommended radio by csg or is there a newer model?

>>57079832
baofeng are nice, but the wouxun kg-uv9d plus has more feature.

File: IMG_20161014_231404_1.jpg (520KB, 1173x3182px) Image search: [Google]

520KB, 1173x3182px

>>57079863

>>57079977
Nice how much did you get it for?

Got my USBC adaptor, Ganzo, and screen protector

all A+
the screen protector even came with a wet + dry wipe for cleaning the screen

>>57080088
bout 200 bux got it from an american seller because i cant wait a month for the shipping

>>57080130
Get out.

>buy cheapest displayport to DVI cable on eBay on Aug 23
>it finally arrived today

What the fuck.

>>57078365
Sandisk flash drives are pure shit
I just had one 128gb one go bad on me
Bought it on prime day in July and only used a couple hours maybe a few times
And it was dead in mid September
Also had a PNY 32gb go bad on me after hardly any use was a fast expensive drive too ,and the sandisk got really hot
Lost my data both times
It's all cheap chink shit no matter what brand name they slap on it
I would just take my chances with the chink

>>57080130
Way out of my price range

>>57080188
>cheapest

Do you perhaps suspect a correlation here?

Thoughts on Xiaomi Mi Air? came to the board to find this out, it honestly doesn't seem bad

>>57080333
I didnt feel like paying more than $6 for a cable that i only needed to have my 2nd monitor not be blue from VGA shit.

Just tried one of those mini drones and had a hell of a good time. Dad said he got it for $25 and I just knew it would be a clone of a chinese brand which it was (cheerson) which you can get for $8. Decided to go with the Eachine h8 which is recommended in the wiki. Any other cheap quad copters brands I should know about?

>>57080378
That's all well and good, but you can expect to wait 2 months for that.

>>57080428
I bought some other cheapest things on ebay chink items the same week (DVI-I to VGA adapters and a 1gb stick of pc2700) and i got those last month though.

>>57080476
You should probably open a dispute, that's unforgivable inconsistency in your dirt cheap chink shit shipping .

File: 15166827.jpg (92KB, 680x453px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 680x453px

What are some things I can buy to fiddle with?

I have a ganzo knife than can be opened and closed one hand that makes a nice click when it does do.

File: self eat.jpg (59KB, 793x596px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 793x596px

>>57069993
First person porn. Just don't look up or to the sides because it'll break your immersion. Also it sucks.

And you'll break your fucking neck trying to look down at the girl on "your" cock.

>>57080642
Get a practice butterfly knife if you're into that stuff

>>57080197
you know sandisk makes the flash memory for most of the things you buy right?

i've never had any flash driver ever go bad on me ever
you must be doing something wrong

File: DSC_0580.jpg (3MB, 3840x2160px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3840x2160px

Damn first time I've been chinked this hard

new bread when?

>>57080717

The silica gel you ordered is right there.

File: 1929595224-1162135960.jpg (227KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 600x600px

>>57080739
Was supposed to be a tiny cat
http://s.aliexpress.com/bYneIJ7b

>>57080675
i did nothing wrong
i never had any go bad on me before either
i have cheap kingston drives but lower capacity and kingston MSD's never had any go bad and used them for years
never but sandisk or PNY they are shit went bad in less than 2 months with almost no use at all

>>57080642
go buy some 3D puzzles or something and frobnicate.

>>57080773
They must have eaten it.

which soundcard should I be using for the BM-800?

>>57081131
never had any bad experience with sandisk drives, but i have one bad story about sandisk microsd

>priorly bought sandisk 8 and 16 sd and microsd for camera and phone
>works well
>bought 64gb for lenovo windows 10 tablet
>randomly unmounts
>shitty slow speed
>warranty lost, probably i accidentally dump it
>replace it with cheaper strontium card(with usb card reader as a bonus!)
>works flawlessly with faster speed

moral of the story:sandisk cards are overpriced

>>57081773
Sandisk are the most cloned brand of all tech