/csg/ Chink Shit General

>memeshark still strong
>posts a le monkey face

>>56527007
I made a few mistakes in the news, like mistaking a monkey card for a memeshark, pls no bully. I was trying to make the thread quick.

>>56527007
>no discord

Hey pissphone.

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Is there a flip style case for the Mi 5 that replaces the battery cover? I'm spoiled by S-View (pic related) but I really want a Mi 5. Don't want any of that high profile garbage that the entire phone sits in.

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Ni hao 4chan ren,

what KZ earphones are best currently? Have you tried the new DM series? Or the X9/X7

Any experience? Please recommend, im thinking about ED9... and ED2 for my gf.

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wait so ching zhong will see me putting items in my basket and can then message me begging me to complete the transaction

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finally....

/csg/ challenge!
find me a meme drone for under $9.21

>>56527222
I'm guessing that anon started the payment process, but didn't actually confirm his pay info/amount.

>>56526938
>2.0

>>56527236
what do we win?

>>56527163
ZS3

>>56527279
the challenge

>>56527163
>ED2
hey whoa now you going to marry this girl? the ED2's are a big step

>>56527259
Is there a 3.0 variant? I ordered the cr32.

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What do? (Redmi 3 Pro, official updating won't work so I wanted to unlock and fastboot update)

>>56527469
Maybe try looking for a guide to do it by adb. I remember the rn3p having some odd guide maybe your device has one too.

>>56527312
well she is very nice, does pole dance and bakes a good cake, ofcourse I have my doubts and we are both still young. I will see in the upcomming years, if I make the big step and buy her QKZ X9

Daily reminder that uGreen cables are the best chink uab cables I've ever owned.

>>56524495
Where does it need to go to? If europe, I'm in some EU country that has no issues sending housefires in a box.

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>buy meme shark
>it doesn't work with my 2007 microSD adapter

>>56527478
Man, it keeps getting more and more complicated. Guess I'll look into that.

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Hello my friends, I'm from Russia.
I wonder, do I type my address in Russian to ship my package - or do I translate it into Latin alphabet since chinks don't like special symbols? I think that the post office can't read the Latin letters and will take longer time to deliver package, or maybe not at all! What do I do anon?

Looking into buying a Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro, wondering if anyone has a clue where I can get the best deal on this.

>>56527826
You should talk to the seller. Some of them have Vodkaspeak translator

>>56527007
Will the p2 vibe be the phone with the strongest cpu and a 5000-6000mAh battery?

>>56527826
Your best bet is latin, everyone can understand latin, your postman too. Google 'russian address latin or cyrillic' for more info.

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>3 days without mail
wtf huang, peddle you fucking stinky chinky

>>56527846
Try geekbuying

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>>56527163

>>56527846
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-international-3gb-32gb
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-2gb-16gb

Damn that's cute but way over my chink budget
http://www.e2046.com/product/24964

>>56527007
WHERES THE BEST PLACE FOR N52 NEODYMIUM DISC MAGNETS AT LEAST 50KG PULL FORCE

NONE OF THE ALI SELLERS SHIP NEODYMIUM TO USA

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New monkey card verified good

>>56527947
>CAPS

>>56527947
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-Block-40x40x20mm-N52-Super-Strong-Rare-Earth-magnets-Neodymium-Magnet-high-quality-Free-shipping/2038679581.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10065_10037_10068_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10058_10032_10073_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=2fca990a-6262-4dc3-a40e-262b89e338fc

>>56527950
Nice. You gonna run crystal disk mark on that thing?

>>56528008
I only have a USB 2.0 microSD card reader.

>>56527983
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Block-40x40x20mm-N52-Super-Strong-Rare-Earth-magnets-Neodymium-Magnet-New/32731407691.html

>>56528016
http://www.ebay.com/itm/N52-Super-Strong-Block-40x40x20mm-High-Quality-Neodymium-R-are-Earth-Magnets-Hot-/182275459029

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>>56527863
>>56527874
I think I got this right. Time to order my first chink package? I figured I can't send Cyrillic letter on international mail anyway.

Anyone bought keycaps off of aliexpress before?
Thinking about getting these, they say they're PBT, I'm guessing they're lying

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-NPKC-Blank-87-ANSI-88-ISO-Miami-Thick-PBT-OEM-Profile-Keycap-For-TKL/32706824401.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10065_10068_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10073_10017_10071_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_3&btsid=930dc27d-8d35-44a8-a6a0-3d89ef18293e

>>56527947
>>56527973
>>56527983
Why are guys so crazy about magnets, for what do you actually use those?

>>56528093
Destroy hard drives

>>56528093
Crushing shit idk

Thanks e2046 anon, now I will be broke again when this comes out ;_;
http://www.e2046.com/p/Yuzuruha+%28Pre-painted%29/25022/

>>56528050
Go for it! A lot of russians use Ali, so if you're still hesitating you can ask them at a product page.

Is there any reason not to use MIUI8 with N3P now that it comes with Marshmallow?

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Bought meme 8gb shark for my pi zero

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>get $0.32 measuring tape
>inches side is wrong
I guess there's always the metric system.

>>56528226
Those are Chinese inches

>>56528226
Those are Cuns (~1.3123 in), not inches.

>56524495
>56524512

Not sure if you're still here, but assuming you want that battery for the XK X250 you can get these ones instead, which will fit and are superior:


https://www.hobbyking.com/hobbyking/store/uh_viewItem.asp?idProduct=44093

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>>56528192
Using 32gb memes in mine.

>>56528250
>>56524495
>>56524512

ffs it's too early

>>56528243
Lmbo cunts lol xxxD

>>56528050
Which Oblast if I may ask? Do you live in the middle of nowhere where noone has ever seen latin characters?

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>>56527236
http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_361634.html

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>>56528315
Murmanskaya Oblast, yes no English here....... Very rare, maybe at the language schools you'll find some English.
On the other topic, what AUX cable to buy here. Maybe the $3 2m Rock one? I also plan on picking up the 5m $9 Vention cable. This is much cheaper than in Russia- I know there are cheaper ones but I don't want poor quality so I'll pick up these. But for mini displayport adapter I'll get cheap $1.5 one instead of $8 ugreen one, and get two. It's still cheaper than buying in Russia, but the cheap one looks exactly like the one sold at m.video here.

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>>56528451
Here is the Mini DP that looks exactly like any chink one, and why I think its safe then to get a more expensive ugreen one. For HDMI not really, with no proper isolation and small wire = crap cable will get broken fast. 900 RUB = $15.3 w/o exchange fees.

>>56527469
>Put phone is fastboot mode
>Flash stock ROM that has bootloader already unlocked
>Install recovery
>Done

Not hard when you realize that. At least that's how it goes for the rn3p, I'm sure there's a similar set of steps for the rn3. Check xda and miforums

>>56528050
You could write the seller a note to write the adress in Cyrillic additionally

2 chink shits are delivered? Its some electronics! Whats in it?

Wich of your /csg/ orders did never arrive?

>USB 3.0 microSD reader

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>>56528587
Fucking forgot the pic.

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>>56528590
Bottleopeners never tend to arrive for me, 3rd time already.

>>56528587
>>56528598
Its an IR movement sensor and some photoresistors.

>>56528254
link to case?

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>>56528616
http://c4labs.net/products/zebra-zero-for-raspberry-pi-zero-black-ice-1

It's not chink shit afaik.

This shit arrived bent. Will test it with a multimeter.

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>>56528590
I don't think I'll be getting my 60p 4GB flash drive.

>>56528684
>chink'd

>>56528451
That's pretty cool familia, if you're ever bored you should do a Q&A on /int/.

>>56528722
Well one benefit of living here is I see no black people, only natives everywhere or white tourists. I guess that's only good if you are racist though. If any migrants come here they will be treated like jack shit you see so they won't really come.

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>want to order chink shit butane torch from ali
>none of the sellers ship to my country
wat le fuggg :---DDD

>>56528791
I can't even order lighters from Ali.
None of them will ship to Germany.
Even though I can buy shit like arc lighters from China through Amazon.

>>56528791
Some country forbid the import. So you have to ask the seller for stealth shipping.
I saw one seller had a special link for people who could not buy lighters straight up.

How hard are these to paint? Im kinda tempted here http://www.e2046.com/p/Kusanagi+Motoko/23108/

>>56528782
>natives
Do Sami still live there?

>>56528684
Jesus chinks are cheaper than jews. Why not just ship it and swallow the cost who cares. What are they losing out on like twenty cents?

>>56527881
not the other guy but is it realiable? I saw that they have some redmeme 3 pro at a Spanish warehouse with the option of getting them with the global ROM or without it does this mean vthat they will fuck up with the rom? I live in Italy and the offer on geekbuying is interesting, but I'm scared of getting chinked

>>56528992
Because the notion of Western-style customer service hasn't reached them yet. They think only in terms of the $0.50 loss they'll take on this item, not the far bigger loss they risk from the inevitable 1 star review when it doesn't turn up.

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So I lost my Clip+ (no idea how since I never leave the house but I can't find it anywhere). I need a replacement that
>is small
>doesn't cost a fortune
>uses folder based browsing since I never use playlists
>doesn't have ass backwards controls like most chink PMPs do (seriously, a dedicated button to change the volume? can only browse the library while the song is paused? what the fuck)

Any suggestions?

>>56529043
just use your phone you fucking sperg

>>56529068
>>>/f/acebook

>>56529091
>never leaves the house
>wants a portable mp3 player
no anon you are the fucking retard here

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The game is rigged lads, Jack Ma has tricked us all.

>>56529114
It's the same store as the one with $0.05 plushies, they buy their own stuff through proxies and pretend it arrived to crank up their rating.

>>56529106
By your logic I don't have a mobile phone since I never leave the house retard.

>>56529043
Hey m8 you should might have a look at the ruizu x02

I ordered a $2.5 chink powerbank, with a supposedly 2500 mAh battery (standard 18650 battery in it)

It can only charge my phone by 20% tho and I will be getting a refund for it


Can anyone link me any good 18650 batteries that I could put in this case?

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>>56529043
Reposting deal for superior alternative to Ruizu X02:
XDuoo X2 hi-fi mp3 player for $31.29
coupon: XDX2RU
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_373989.html?wid=21

Pair it with a XDuoo headphone amp from Ali for God tier audio

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>>56529298
Based headphone amp link
http://s.aliexpress.com/qmYZzeAn

who else here /waitingon15deliveries?/

Hey guys, just recieved my Mi Band 2, but I can't seem to pair it with my phone (Samsung Galaxy Note 4)

Anyone know how to do this shit?

Also, I bought it from GearBest, so no Ali fake

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>>56529355
Waiting on a mi band 2 that just arrived in my country and i ordered this stuff today

>>56529386
>no garmin
Xiaomi'd

Best earphones for music under $10?

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It's a slow Saturday on /csg/, you know what that means? Youtube cancer to watch!

Dirty Reviews - the granddaddy of them all and the man who brought us the shark meme. Always imitated but never equalled. Lithuanians hate him.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - after losing his leg in an exploding chink shit incident, Unbiased dedicated his life to preventing another tragedy occurring.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP), most well-known for BM-800 videos and cutting peppers with chink knives
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, pretty much a vehicle to make money off referral links unfortunately
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

TechTablets - used to shill here then sold out when the jewtube money flooded in. Still the best resource for chinky tablet reviews with a ton of knowledge.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson
techtablets.com for review scores

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed by a bumbling migrant in Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, had to retire after his parents remortgaged their home so he could see Kanye West
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

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>>56529409
Xiaomi hybrids

>>56529422
>shetland

xd

>>56529415
just add that shit to the wiki instead of spamming it in every thread

>>56529355
>mousepad
>drone
>keyboard
>caddy
>wrist rest
>camera
>power bank
>knife
>drone batteries

Close

>>56529298
is that sexual harassment?

>>56529355
26 packages

>>56529434
The wiki is as dead as the /csg/ discord

>>56527098
no botnet? shit

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What's the difference between
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_110057.html?wid=21
and
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_275871.html?wid=21
? They look like the same exact model but there's a 3€ difference between them.

>>56529536
4gb vs 8gb

>>56529565
Thanks, I didn't notice that. I never use the internal memory anyway so I'll grab the 4GB one and save some money.

What does anon say about having flat or round AUX/HDMI cables? I think I'll stick with round ones, not sure to trust the insulation on those flat cables. Heard horror stories about chink flat HDMI cables burning up.

>>56529278
pls

Found someone locally selling a cube tablet because its too small as a laptop replacement, let's see if I can outchink the chinks.

>>56529469
Wiki is not dead as long as we keep updating it with gathered info.

Hey I'm placing an order from aliexpress for some small items I need/want. What are some more items That are useful? I just got into chinkshit.

I've asked a seller on ali for a discount after placinf an order and not having paid yet. If they agree can they adjust the price for me?

>>56529613
Don't buy just for the sake of it. Buy stuff you actually need instead.

>>56529623
>Buy stuff you actually need
The absolute mad man!

>>56529623
You don't belong in this thread.

>>56529587
rip open a dead laptop battery and manually charge it first.

>>56527950
>>56528012


>claimss to be good
>uses win10
>no usb 3.0

opions discarded

>>56529623
>Buy stuff you actually need
what do these words mean

>>56529613
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Professional-Touch-Screen-Opening-Pry-Tools-Mobile-Phone-DIY-Disassemble-Repair-Flexible-Tough-Hand-Tools-For/32576753295.html

>>56529298
>>56529326
would a non-audiophile really notice a difference between these and <$10 players?

>>56529649
shit, I didn't know they had 18650 in them


inb4 I burn the house down by tearing one apart

>>56529657
>>56529644
>>56529631
Of course, wrong thread.
Yeah just buy anything really, especially things you DON'T need. Headphones, cables, cheap tech and knives are recommended.

>>56529623
that's not how csg works

>>56529694
not all do
lots of modern laptops use custom lipos

>>56529696
that's better

>>56529718
c:

>>56529710
So, if I have an old Li-ion toshiba battery from 2011 it's likely it's got 18650s in it?

>>56529615
Really important question lads please help.

>>56529386
Are you sure your device supports Bluetooth 4.x low energy?

>>56529278
Just order some decent Samsung / LG off GB, fasttech, ali, ...

OTOH I can also tell you that it's almost not worth it if you want higher capacity packs.

Just buying a Xiaomi 10Ah is cheaper. Even at the current $12-15 price it should still beat buying batteries.

>>56529043
Heh, I'm myself in the process of fixing my clip. In the meantime, I've been using a Ruizu X02 along with a variety of other chink players. They're all shit, though the X02 is the best of them, but that's not saying much.

It really hurts, I feel like we'll never see another good MP3 player. The clip itself is just decent, but no chink player comes close in terms of hardware and even less software thanks to Rockbox.

I'm thinking the next good player will be a tiny SBC with a jack running mpd and a battery slapped onto it.

>>56528451
>Murmanskaya Oblast
Hello neighbor

>>56529759
I already have a Xiaomeme 10400 one

I bought this one because it isn't bulky

And less about higher capacity and more about getting a 18650 that actually has ~2000 mAh

>>56529731
If it was a regular sized pack, there is a good chance.

If it's from like an ultrabook or something, it'll probably be a flat pack.

No way around opening and checking unless you have a ultrasound / x-ray ... scanner of sorts (which you probably don't).

>>56529741
I can find it in the Bluetooth pairing menu on the phone, but it does not pair in the Mi Fit app.

>>56529536
>sebastien patoche

Somebody tell me this is a joke.

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Guys, any input on activity trackers other than the Mi Bands?

There are plenty of those, some must be decent, but I'm not finding shit.

>>56529802
they might be decent, but they lack in the app compartment... they surely don't have the same level of "polishedness" and stability of xiaomi

>>56527950

BRB stealing your fingerprints.

>>56529326
>>56529298

are those 2 the same shape? do they stack up perfectly?

>>56528451
>Murmansk
>look it up
jesus christ what a metal place to live in

>>56529772
> I already have a Xiaomeme 10400 one
That one is larger and heavier than the 10Ah by one 18650.

> I bought this one because it isn't bulky
> And less about higher capacity and more about getting a 18650 that actually has ~2000 mAh
If it was all in one device for $2.5, the second problem then still is that you will be putting a perfectly good battery into what is a presumably *terrible* charger / discharger...

Replacing the whole thing with a 5Ah Xiaomi flat pack or a single/dual battery Opus / Liitokaala / Miller / Xtar / etc. charger might be wise anyhow.

>>56529068
>>56529106
Hello pissphone, how has your day been?

I have a gearbest order number that I used on one email

I signed up to gearbest with another email, how do I watch the order with the order number I was given?

>>56529863
>5Ah Xiaomi
but that's bigger

I want something that isn't the size of my phone senpai

>>56529536
can you install rockbox on this?

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What are you currently waiting on /csg/?

>>56529863
Nitecore UM10/UM20/UM40 is also a battery charger to consider.

>>56529782
Then the other options.

Opus BT - C100 <- Priciest at ~$13 but actually next to perfect. Has full diagnostics too.

LiitoKala lii / Miller ML-102 or 202 <- cheap compact options that at least have a high likelihood to avoid house fires and/or battery wreckages.

>>56529937
where do i get that fucking mousepad

>>56529976
http://www.ebay.com/itm/131896826549

HELLO how do I add my order to my gearbest account if I purchased it before I registered

is it normal to get your orders shipped after 4 or so hours after paying for it? I got a tracking number and everything.

>>56529612
Youtube doesn't belong in the installgentoo wiki. Encyclopedia Dramatica perhaps.

>tfw no user feedback with pictures for this
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/butt-window-underwear/32679585907.html

>>56529957
Sure, they're okay.

I intentionally omitted these though because they're IMO not enough of an upgrade from the Liitokala and certainly no match for the Opus despite being close in terms of price already.


http://lygte-info.dk/review/Review%20Charger%20Nitecore%20UM10%20UK.html

http://lygte-info.dk/review/Review%20Charger%20LiitoKala%20Lii-100%20UK.html

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>>56529937
1/3

>>56530047
>only 8gb
for what purpose

>>56530018
I think you can't.

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>>56529937
2/3

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>>56529937

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>>56529937
3/3

>>56530026
I was only commenting on the 'wiki is dead' part. I agree with you.

>>56530073
>>56530059
>>56530047
I'm making a achmed clock

>>56530056
see >>56528192

>>56530073
>buys trump hat

>from china

kys twice

>>56530114
i already have a trump hat senpai i was just curious and i like to trigger ppll like you

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>>56529937

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>>56529937

What are those 1 cent stuff I see people buying here? How do I find them?

>>56530073
>trump hat
>£

Found the kipper

>>56530132
I'm a trump supporter

fuck you for ordering it from china and not supporting local businesses.

>>56530114
It's illegal to buy an official Trump hat if you aren't an American citizen because it counts as a campaign donation.

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>>56529937
I have a feeling someone is fucking with my postage for some of those

>>56530265
what's that laptop looking thing for 6$?

Has anyone had good results with flipping shit? Kinda broke this month, could use some extra cash for november

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since weekends are slow i made this quick graph, i hope it can be added to the infographic

>>56530274
It's a keyboard in a platic tablet holder.

>>56527469
You can't do it via updater app. you have to use edl.

instructions on the bottom:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Xiaomi/wiki/roms/flashofficial

>>56530062
link to blade runner poster?

Something's that's always struck me as off was sock and shirt prices.
Does it really still cost chinks 10 bucks to make a simple T-shirt?

>>56530311
no

>>56530297
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Blade-Runner-poster-A-blade-runner-must-pursue-and-try-to-terminate-four-replicants-who-stole/32640498032.html

it's also the same exact place that guy got his: >>56530165

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>>56530323
Too bad they didn't have this one.

>>56530287
Haha, nice. I agree, lad.

>>56529918
No sadly

>>56530323
Holy shit those papers are bad but they make it look so vintage and nice
fucking chinks making cheapness great

Can I buy stuff with GB points?

>>56530377
no
only 30% off

>>56528226
I wonder if this is the root cause of chinks having tiny dicks?

So why do people get all these dedicated mp3 players? Does this sound meaningfully better then a phone?

>>56530384
>Does this sound meaningfully better then a phone?
No

They just buy them because they are autistic. I tried a £30/$40 mp3 player and it sounded AWFUL compared to my 'budget' phone

>>56530384
No.

I think the primary reason is that some people still don't have a Redmi or other phone with good battery life and microSD.

If your phone runs out every 6-8 hours (talk / music time) and that cuts into your 3 hours screen on time... well.

>>56530392
this, all the people who buy things i dont buy are autistic

>>56530417
Its true

Nobody creates mp3 players anymore, there's a reason they're all so out of date

>>56530428
Have fun taking your 5.8 inches rectangle to the gym.

>>56530440
>gym.
Sorry but fat anime faggots with long greasy hair like you don't go to the gym

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What are you waiting on /csg/ays

>>56530440
I even take it outside when I run or bike.

It's not actually heavy, so...

>>56530445
its very clear you dont lift heavy things and then put them back down again, but the other guy might, you faggot

>>56530440
>going to the gym
>using a phone larger than 5"
>>>/fit/
>>>/cgl/

>>56530384
When it comes to listening to music, an actual device dedicated to playing music will obviously be better than a phone, and many people appreciate that difference.

Some MP3 players DO sound a lot better than any phone, but it's mostly about having a longer battery life, dedicated buttons for control, something smaller and more rugged that can be put in any pocket and used under a pouring rain, and not dependant on your fragile phone, not having to deal with calls/texts when you're listening to music...

Normies are often surprised that some people still use MP3 players, but it's not like their input on those matters was ever relevant considering they buy shit like iphones, fashion headphones and gold plated HDMI cables.

>Some MP3 players DO sound a lot better than any phone
get a load of this guy

>>56530464
Most people here probably use a phone bigger than 5", it's current year after all.

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>>56530455
forgot this

>>56530475
>Some MP3 players DO sound a lot better than any phone
not the chinky 20 buckaroo ones

>>56530489
There are some $1,600 MP3 players out there anon.

>>56530498
No those only sound as good as the majority of phones, which is good enough. And they also come with headphone jacks which is enough to be better than iPhones.

Does anyone know of any chink CPUs?

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>>56530455
I got my rubber ducky earlier this week. It's p. good.

>>56530489
my sansa clip beats any flagship phone I tried

>>56530475
> Some MP3 players DO sound a lot better than any phone
Not backed in fact.

You probably won't win a double blind test even against a low-end Xiaomeme.

>>56530514
Yea, they get sold in most smartphones, media boxes / HTPC, ...

[No, they are not for Intel / AMD sockets...]

>>56518294
How's the sound quality though

>>56530523
Except I do. I own a Sansa Clip ZIp and a Cowon iAudio 6, both sound better than top-range Nokias, iPhones and Samshits. Only Sony puts good sound outputs on its phones, and it should come to no great surprise.

>>56530536
I got one that is probably the same model. Low-average. Good enough for speech. Not good enough for good speech or singing.

Get a BM800 or something if you want nice sound.

>>56530548
>cowon
My nigga. x9 and fiio x3ii here.

>>56527895
Thats quite a range on the ED9

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Have you ever been wanting to be a girl while browsing Ali?

>>56530595
every fucking day senpai

>>56530458
For real? That's how cheap build shit bends m8.
>>56530463
I don't lift :^)
>>56530464
5.5" with bezel is about 5.8" honey.

>>56530548
That's not a double blind test.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_experiment#Double-blind_trials

And I don't really care about old Nokias and iPhones (new iPhones should be okay, but fuck them for their price).

It's about recent Xiaomeme / Meizu / Huawei and what not. You say you beat all of them, but I don't think it'll work out even for a handful of them.

Didn't work for sound cards vs muh premium DAC shit before either.

What aux extender (something very short to put at the end of Rock Zircons for protection) does /csg/ recommend?

>>56530606
Read again dumbo. if you can't hold a 5" phone your'e an uber manlet and no amount of going to the gym is going to save you.

Anyone ever buy a chink halloween costume?

>>56530595
You're already a girl for us anon~

>>56530614
>moving the goalposts this hard

>>56530595
wait why

>>56530637
I want my hands free while not worrying about dropping my phone, retard.

>>56530662
> Some MP3 players DO sound a lot better than any phone
> a lot better than any phone

Guys I need cheap chink short tripod for my heavy 15 years old camera.
Can you recomend me something?

>>56530674
Put it in your pocket you fucking idiot.

>it's too heavy in my boy shorts
Kill yourself, turbomanlet.

>>56530669
Girl's have pretty cute clothes anon.

>>56530637
You probably didn't do sport for a long time famalam. Phones can fall out of a pocket.

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>>56530669
All the cute skirts, hotpants and socks I'll never be able to buy.

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I just got a pair of Piston Hybrid and holy shit they aer good, like GOOD, they are significantly better than my home headphones.

Are there any cheap godlike large headphones on Ali?

>>56530705
icles

xd

>>56530715
You can stll buy and wear them, friend!

>>56530595
>>56530715
same
shit would be great but I'm not retarded enough to pretend to be a girl as a man

>>56530730
I just want to be a girl I'm no homo

Seems you're all falling for it again with the stale MP3 player bait. He does this every few threads.

>Chinese Shopping General, not ch*nk sh*t general you racist shitlords
>fuck youtubers they don't belong on 4chan REEE time to shout referral link even if there is none
>Discord is a carcinogenic vote in my strawpoll to "remove it"as I lurk there every day under multiple alts
>Mp3 players are useless and anybody who likes them is a worthless autist
>any phone bigger than 5" is for autists I'M N-NOT A MANLET THO RETARD
>/csg/ belongs on /biz/, not /g/
>we need some kind of second thread for long term purchase reviews, a /csg/ after party if you will

Report and ignore all Lithuanian shitposting.

>>56530721
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/high-quality-superlux-original-headphones/1876323842.html

>>56530715
u can buy em but you can't buy passability and cuteness xd

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>>56527007
>56527007
>>56527007

I'm doing a review of the Xiaomi Yeelight this week coming, any questions you want answering about the product let me know here and I'll address it in the video.


Latest vid,
Rock Zircon vs Xiaomi Capsule earphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbyZEJobDpw


Keep on chinkin'

>>56528093
door contacts on security systems

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>>56530748
>everyone who says something i don't like is one person from lithuania

>>56530784
phones that are the size of earbuds fucking when
I was expecting this shit to go smaller every day in our lives, not fucking bigger and worse.

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>>56529043
>>56529298
>>56529326
>>56529439
>>56529536
>>56529664
>>56529761
>>56529837
The XDuoo X2 is the only real competitor for the Sansa clip out of chink land. I have one and it's great. Ruizu can't compete.

http://www.head-fi.org/products/xduoo-x2/reviews/12794

Great review here ^

That coupon makes it a steal, I paid full price. Ignore the Lithuanian autist, the XDuoo is legit. And yes the amp does stack perfectly size wise. I hear rumblings Rockbox is coming too.

>>56530715
You know, when you're wearing the skirt, you ARE a girl.

>>56530792
idk the chink equivalents
https://www.amazon.com/Long-cz-J8-Intelligent-Bluetooth-Support/dp/B00WNTGKCI

>>56530748
>fuck youtubers they don't belong on 4chan REEE time to shout referral link even if there is none

jewtubers are cancer


>Discord is a carcinogenic
>refering to discord as a carcinogen
i remember calling it that when the jewtube we are a fringe internet society thing happened0

>>56530802
>Conclusion:
>In short, Rockbox this beast and the clip doesn’t stand a chance.

Okay so the clip is still king of the hill.

>>56530748
>Mp3 players are useless and anybody who likes them is a worthless autist
I also think this, I just don't shitpost it. There's seriously no reason to buy an mp3 player anymore with shit like the Moto E doing everything those can and more. I'm thinking about refreshing my iPod (adding line out and a small amplifier), but buying a new player today seems pointless.

>>56530618
specifically under 20cm

>>56530715
I'm always thinking the same thing, it just wouldn't suit my bodytype and I'm too old for hormones. In a next life maybe.

But clearly men's fashion sucks in comparison.

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>>56530824
The Clip is out of production and overly expensive now. The more people who get XDuoo the more chance they finish the port. It's a great featured mp3 player even without Rockbox.

>>56530784
>>56530813
samefag

>>56530829
Siren call of the guy with fewer than 30gb music library, who cares about your opinion.

xyz anon, this link is 404'ed in the randomizer: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Worldwide-Keychain-Pill-Box-WaterProof-Silvery-Aluminum-Drug-Case-Bottle-Holder-Container-Drop-Shipping-Wholesale/32451261480.html

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>>56530829
>There's seriously no reason to buy an mp3 player anymore with shit like the Moto E doing everything those can and more

>>56530721
Oh yeah, Piston-H are legit as fuck.

>>56530880
>overly expensive now
Nah m8, you can get manufacturer refurbished Clips all day every day on eBay for like $35. That's where I got my last one and it's been working great for over a year now.

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>>56530880
Not really. This is going to fit nicely on my SD card for my phone though.
>>56530895
Get a headphone with volume controls or a 4-pin to 3-pin adapter and 90% of that functionality is back.
Again I'm not necessarily against mp3 players, I'm just saying there's no point in buying a new one nowadays, unless you're literally spending peanuts on a Ruizu or something. The XDuoo starts to be not worth it IMHO.

>>56527222
no, if you press "buy" but don't pay an order will be placed and the stinks will start pestering you and begging you to complete the payment

>>56530905
How's the clarity, soundstage and bass?
Looking for new phones

>>56530939
>ignoring the coupon which makes the XDuoo practically the same price as the Ruizu
Keep it up, no one cares. The Ruizu is a junk player, I have them both and the XDuoo is worth every penny.

>>56530606
that means you'd be easy to pin down and made someone's bitch, sugar

>>56530969
Didn't know about that, cool. Good for you anon.

>>56530969
>XDuoo
>XD
triggered

I went to checkout on a shopping cart in aliexpress, but saw I couldn't use paypal so I went back. Now under "my orders" it was the items order statuses as Finished. What is going on? I haven't given any payment info at all.

>>56530983
Are you 14 years old by any chance ?

>>56530998
Yes, get away from me pedophile

>>56529298
what's a good pair of earphones? i have the hd558 and I like them but obviosuly can't take them with me

>>56531009
Xiaomi hybrids

>>56530956
massively seperior to single-driver phones.
I'm not an adiophile but these phones kick the shit out of CX300II and my Sennheiser HD205.

So now i want to find any good headphones for home use,

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>>56531009

>>56529937
PS2 to USB Adapter for an old keyboard
3,5mm to 6,35mm adapters
Mini clip-on microphone
Vaporiser
Tablet stand
Cellphone stand
32GB USB
Phone holder for the car
KZ ED9's
microsd to usb card reader
3 micro-usb cables
2 mousepads
32GB ssd

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My first chink shit purchase in Russia, now let's just hope Russian customs and post service doesn't fuck me up, especially with the Latin address. Did I do good anon?

>>56530759
> of the Xiaomi Yeelight
Which one? Pretty sure there is a bulb, a bedside colored smart / touch light, a desk light, ...

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Any anon that can help me with a link for a chink jack for a project? Im looking for a 3.5mm jack that can open and doesnt require soldering to attach cables,something similar to pic related

>>56531206
It's usually faster to split the wires of an existing chink jack cable.

>>56530956
Just get yourself a pair. They're possibly the best all-rounder IEMs I've ever owned.

>>56530997
Thats the things people mean with the messages.
The order has been placed and the seller sees it but they see you havent put payment. Either cancel the order or pay it. No idea what happens if you leave it

>>56531009
Ive seen a normie walking around with a 598

>>56531224
How do they compare to Rock Zircons or Senfer UE in your personal opinion?

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Today's chink package arrived in a proper cardboard.

What will it be?

>>56531269
Considerably better than the Zircons, I never got on with the Senfer for whatever reason. My sister loves them though.

>>56531329
phone

>>56531329
is it explosion proof screen protectors anon?

>>56531329
>RedMi Note 3
>description of contents: screen protectors

Okay.

Should i buy a Cube I7 Book?

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>>56531329
>>56531341
nope, would be very cheap for $0.89
>>56531350
correct

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https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=Baseus&id=EL-01

Why is the reviewer cumming his pants over these so much? Surely it's just bloated nigbass?

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>>56531371
the meme phone is now protected from all sides

im drunk and bored, what can i buy that i will forget but will be a pleasant surprise when it arrives? i dont have a lot of happy moments in my life, so a package that is forgotten and unexpected, but pleasant to receive would be a nice change of pace.

>>56531377
Who cares what this retard thinks about earbuds if he can't even figure out how to put them in?

>>56531384
>drunk at 15:53
Good job lad

>>56531384
Chinkshit.xyz/random

Roll dice, click your chosen budget the amount of times you get, buy whatever it is no matter what

>>56531384
>drunk at 10:52 in the morning
wew

>>56531384
buy the 59 cent drink glasses, and next time when you get drunk drink through these
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Funny-Soft-Glasses-Straw-Unique-Flexible-Drinking-Tube-Kids-Party-Accessories/32520962482.html
probably much funnier then

>>56531395
its 12:26am on a sat night/sunday morning

>>56531395
>>56531415
if he doesn't say where he lives we don't know what' the time in his place, maybe he is from the beloved Chink land, it's 11pm there now (Peking)

>>56531384
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/increase-semen-production-500-times/32697813664.html

>>56531377
Maybe he's a black.

>>56531139
Russian friendo I lived in Russia for 9 years and can vouch that russian post is painfully slow.
I don't know if you're russian or not, but when I've sent packages to Russia with address in latin it took a week or 2 longer than when I've sent both latin and cyrilic.
I guess postman and customs appreciate when they see a foreigner writes in cyrilic. That is just my thought, I know Russians value foreigners who speak their tongue and try to better it. Next time ask for chink seller to just add cyrilic address in description to test the theory.

>>56530749
> that link didn't redirect me to headphone at all
> now I must purchase some super strong magnet to destroy my hard drive

>>56531139
They're about the most boring things you can order, but Ugreen at least is a good brand.
Good luck, hopefully you won't get slav'd by the Russian postal service.

>>56531415
>>56531424
/csg/ operates at China time. it's 11:00 PM.

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http://www.gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_306291.html?lkid=10098289

>>56531479
Meant for
>>56531456

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>12:26 on Sunday morning

>>56531479
Is your pic a chink copy? Looks decent from that distance.

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Making new thread now, back in a few.

>>56531479
Can recommend these, they got the highest rating of any headphones from China on head-fi. My friend has some and they're very balanced, just enough nig bass and just enough treble. Really nice headphones. The 662EVO just came out but these are a good deal.

>>56531493
while I do live in Australia, im not exactly 100% australian as i was born in eastern Europe.

but anyway....post recommendations pal

>>56531539
ex-yugoslav diaspora?

>>56531539
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-in-1-multitool-edc-survival-best-price-now-super-original/1876323842.html

>>56531556
i aint no fucking jew mate. get fucked

Anyone good good headsets to recommend?

>>>headsets

Yes because my table is positioned low as fuck and I've been straining my neck with my table mic for too long. Hell, even a wearable mic would be good.

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>>56531588
>the only people affected by the bosno-croatian war of aggression in the 1990s were jews

>>56530978
Nah I squat but lifting seems bone crushing to me..

>>56531571
thankss for the rec, but ive always found that stuff a bit weird....if I want, i'll just jerk off or go see a fwb. tools for that just dont seem right to me,. no offense if you use it man.

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http://www.banggood.com/Stainless-Steel-Black-Gold-Western-Food-Dinnerware-Cutlery-Fork-Knife-Spoons-Tableware-Set-p-1081612.html?utmid=924

>Western Food

>>56531539
Order a load of plant seeds and see what your fascist customs does about it.

>>56531600
Just get a decent priced lapel mic + Superlux headphones. Or a mic arm + bm-800 + usb external sound card combo + Superlux.

If you're rich a Superlux + Antlion mic to attach to them which has God tier sound.

Gaymur headsets are always the very worst headphone possible and the very worst mic possible disguised with gaymur LEDs. Never buy any. Gaymurz are the easiest group of people to rip off and the chinks know it.

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I love the randomizer.

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New thread here
>>56531656
>>56531656
>>56531656

>>56529623
This.

I got absolutely scammed when I bought these shitty blue usb hub with triggers. My keyboard do not work with it.

>>56531479
>$50 CAD
Holy shit gearbest is getting chinky lately, I bought these for $37 3 months ago. Great headphones by the way but fuck those price jumps.

>>56531666
Okay, got any lapel mikes to rec?

>>56530802
just bought one of these
is there anything i should know beforehand?
also, its it micro SD or just standard? didnt get much sense of scale off the GB images

>>56531335
fuck

>>56531065
TOPJEJ

WILL APPLEL EVER RECOVER

>>56531161
desk wifi lamp

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>>56528486
>Flash stock ROM that has bootloader already unlocked

Where can I get my hands on this Anon?

>>56530721
are these legit? is there a cheaper listing anywhere?
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_261864.html

>>56532341
they're legit
gearbest rarely sells fakes
just knock offs

>>56531258
I shilled the SL 668b to a couple of friends, my gf and my brother (Damn, Superlux should give me a free pair or something) and one of those friends wears them around.

>>56532376
>Dear Mr. Rasheesh, we are happily to inform you we have deposited two SuperLux© Tenga© Eggs to your home adress

>>56530721
I have DT990s, Zircons, KZ ED9s and some Bose, to which would you compare the Hybrids sound?

>>56529415
>an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them. So far they've accepted them all.
KEK

ANY GWAILO PRESS IS GOOD PRESS TO THE CHINKS

new thread when