/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>56518099
滾開種族主義
中國是最好的
美國狗屎
榮耀歸給中國人

FUCK vicky

Any fun desktoys I can buy? Already got those magnet ball things and a rubiks cube, looking for shit I can use my hands to fiddle with.

>>56518138
hello friend,
would u leave 5 star rate?
best regards, Guapong Ching Trading Post

Indian anon who bought owl USB for his gf few threads back, how is it working? I'm planning to buy one too.

>>56518139
Buy a Tsum Tsum or a stress ball.

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>tfw you make the news for forcing a meme

Anyone gotten a good 2A charger? I want to get one off gearbest but I don't want to get chinked, seeing as it's hard to find a fucking charger that isn't 0.5A.

>>56518089
>Pisses me off that all chink phones are slow charging

Ulefone Power has a 6000mAh battery that charges in 2hrs, if charging is your thing.

>>56518172
>>56518139
or even this https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BBC/32656412893.html

>>56518139
Did your dick fall off after too many baby mouth cars or something?

Reposting about any decent chink capture cards for streaming consoles to PC.

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so I'm looking around amazon and they have these 16000 DPI MMO mouses, which are pretty much all the same but with different brand icons stamped onto them, and considering I have one that I got years upon years ago, I'm wondering if there's an original type of these in some chink site for a lesser price, because I'm actually incredibly inspired to buy these fuckers in bulk considering how good they are.

Here's the problem though, all the chinkies I've checked have these at a higher price.

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>still not tea knife
...
[spoiler]FUCK[/spoiler]

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Check it out, y'all.

>buy no name power bank and 18650 on ebay
>set it up and charge it
>plug it in to phone
>light comes on then fades immediately
>heavy smoke smell, battery doesnt work

Who /housefire/ here?

>mfw you scam the chinks by saying the item didn't arrive
I love getting free shit

>>56518271
>buy chinkshit lamp
>Smells like it's burning, even when it's off

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>>56518268

New lapel mic.

Don't get too envious.

>>56518180
Well, the said phone I'm researching for is for my girlfriend. I got her a powerbank and she never charges it and then complains about it. Personally, I just charge my phone before I go to bed and I'm good to go, but then again I don't have my face in my phone all the time.

She's an apple convert so she's addicted to charging her phone for 10 minutes. You can imagine what I'm dealing with.

>>56518271
I got a free Ultrafire battery with my flashlight yesterday and the inside of the flashlight smelled like burning and when I went to charge the battery it got stuck at 96% charge and refused to charge any more. Luckily my charger isn't a no-name housefire machine.

>>56518271
I have one of those generic "Power Bank" (where the O is the on/off symbol) cases.

Got it for like 2 bucks off ebay

Haven't tested it fully tho, but after charging it full (I think) no fun smoke yet

>>56518139
Buy a whackamole keychain or a pucci pucci

>>56518327
how about a boy pucci?

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>>56518271
>bought chink batteries
>haven't tested them yet

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>>56518139
>looking something I can use my hands to fiddle with
you don't have a sister?

>>56518139
you're benis :))))

>>56518343
>chink battery
Usually just a reused/refurbished battery with a label slapped on

enjoy your house fire, laowai

t. ching chong chang

>>56518178
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers-cables/pp_350600.html

It's price has almost doubled since I bought it 3 weeks ago, but regardless it does work. It's the most purchased charger on aliexpress as well.

Just as a warning though I wouldn't recommend trying to use the full 3.1a it can supposedly put out, I had my power bank and phone in at the same time and it was getting housefire hot so I disconnected one.

do you guys ever buy normal western products

>>56518395
hello chang ching chin

could you make my package arrive faster pls

>>56518395
hello mister chong chang
can you peddle peddle faster?

>>56518178
You cheap fuck. Just buy a charger localy irl or expect a house fire.

>>56518198
Im not allowed to play with my dick

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Based GearBest gave me 100 GB Points, after my white stalker mask arrived bent to shit. Thats a $2.00 value for a $1.32 mask.

I've been using GB for about three months now, and I've been VERY satisfied with their level of customer service.

>>56518416
hello dear customer,
pls handle wait, but in mean time leve 5 star
regards, dong ding

>>56518139

BMCV
M
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>>56518437
>You cheap fuck
>in /csg/

>>56518450
show picture with mask on

>>56518450
Points =/= money, you should have gotten a refund. Thankfully everything I've gotten from gaybeast has worked so I also enjoy using my points like a goodboy.

>>56518477

I can't, its bent to shit.

Whats the best bang for the buck phone right now /csg/? Im looking to buy it from UK.

>>56518319
Thats the kind I had that smoked.

I also bought one that holds 4x18650s. Im going quadruple or nothing on the housefires

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Are these mice any good?

>>56518514
Xiaomi anything

>>56518514
Give us a budget. If you get something that's $50-$80 you'll get something good for general use, but $120-$180 you get better screens, better battery life, etc. You put a little bit more in and you get a lot out.

>>56518531
yes but you can find them on ebay for 1$

>>56518534
Im thinking of 140~ pounds
>>56518533
i was thinking of redmi note 3 pro but i want to know if theres something better

>>56518531
those exact mice go on sale on ebay for $1 sometimes, just wait for that to happen again

>>56518415
Of course. Anything where failure would have meaningful consequences is not worth entrusting to Chinese products. Motorcycle brake discs and pads, for example, no matter how cheap they are.

Most of the time, however, I'm happy to get 80% of the quality of a Western brand equivalent for 30% of the price. Case in point, my Firefly 6S GoPro knockoff.

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>>56518271
>buying no-name powerbanks
>ever

I see you like to live dangerously!

>>56518561
>I'm happy to get 80% of the quality of a Western brand equivalent for 30% of the price.
>thread is filled with powerbank housefires

okay

>>56518531
I had a e3lue cobra for a long time. Its surprisingly good

>>56518514
Kimovil.com

>>56518444
KEK

>>56518514
>>56518554
RN3P.

>>56518531
Just get yourself a James Donkey m8

>>56518554
As said, anything xiaomi is good. Redmi Note 3 is pretty solid. I have the Note 2 and can't complain, but make sure you get a case.

I would get the Redmi Note 4, 3, or 2. The Oukitel k10000 is really cool because of the battery life (5 - 11 days!), but don't expect as nice of a display or performance as the Notes.

Make sure it's compatible with your carrier:
willmyphonework net

>>56518578
When a battery fails it has meaningful consequences. If you try to chink out on batteries you'll get what you deserve.
It's not even as if the Xiaomeme or Anker ones are much more expensive anyway.

any good chink wireless IEMs or even over ear headphones?

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https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/64GB-Free-Sample-CUBE-i7-Book_60493147850.html

what happens if i buy this, i dont know shit about alibaba

>>56518211
>16000 dpi
why.

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sad I didn't get quoted/mentioned this time from previous thread. here's the mini usb cable >>56515991 ordered for my laptop cooling pad. works like a charm

>>56518701

>eeePc

damn anon, what is 2009 like. I can't really remember that well.

>>56518658
Aside from the obvious outcome that the tablet's gonna suck shit, they usually want to confirm that you're from a reseller or something and not just some random dude. It's pretty easy to do though, I have friends that did the same to get free samples.

Note that it won't be as cheap as it seems, since you'll have to pay full cost of shipping.

>>56518719
If it ain't broke don't fix it. My laptop is 11 years old at this point and I see no pressing need to replace it.

>>56518697
16400 DPI* :^)

It's honestly pretty good for a chink mouse.

>>56518178
http://lygte-info.dk/review/USBpower%20Orico%205%20port%20usb%20charger%20CSE-5U%20UK.html

And the other Oricos.

But they're among the more expensive ones as far as China goes. Not surprising for Orico, but their stuff is solid.

Is there a way to get rid of that ugly disgusting UI from 2003 on chinkphones and replace them with stock android?

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>>56518271
Mi Max here...

they shipped like 2 million of them tho didn't they? not that worried honestly

>>56518842
Xiaomi phones with Snapdragon CPUs have stock-ish Android ROMs

>>56518578
Buy a Xiaomi 10Ah for ~$12-15 shipped.

It's better than practically all western power banks anyhow.

YMMV if you buy a piece of shit.

>>56518842
If you're only a fag complaining about aesthetics, just stick a custom launcher in.

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>>56518099
>battery
what the fuck guys? I just had three different sellers contact me about how my batteries were returned by customs. One guy immediatly refunded and other two said they are going o try different shipping.
I'm a poorfag from EU, batteries were for my RC toys and Quadcopter. Is there some new EU directive, I google, but find only some vague shit.

My rn3p has been 'in transit' from China since August 20.

Tell me why I shouldn't just order another with expedited shipping and then flip that first one if it ever fucking arrives.

The need for a phone is quite pressing at this point as I am moving on the 29th and need a phone I can use when I step off that plane.

Help.

>>56518221
wow friend i think you got chinked.

>>56518842
Most popular chinkphones have AOSP and Cyanogenmod (plus derived) ROMs.

The Xiaomis we usually buy here included.

Not that I personally did want to get rid of MIUI. MIUI is fine.

>>56518873
Posting batteries within the UK is extremely strict.

Maybe the EU has introduced similar measures?

>>56518877
>need is quite pressing
>orders from chingchongland

>>56518867
>a custom launcher fixes everything wrong with an OEM skin
no

>>56518903

The funny thing is, my present phone was fine when I ordered.

Now the power button keeps hitting itself and keeping itself pressed down resulting in hung-up calls and reboots.

>>56518873
You could order rc batteries from hobbyking.
They have a EU warehouse and fairly cheap lipos.

>>56518873
> Is there some new EU directive
I don't think so, it's probably more your domestic postal services?

Are they perhaps refusing to carry batteries except at special battery transportation rates...?

>>56518877
What shop did you order this from?

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Why does xyz keep adding banggood links to the randomizer? He knows they don't work in iframe.

>>56518909
Suck more dicks, that should take your mind off it.

>>56518935

Carryit Technology Co., Limited

>Norks test a nuke
>China getting ready for shit to happen

will this affect my chinkshit?

>>56518099
>• Another music fedora arrived
Eh OP, those posts are not related >>56512855 was inside the package

>>56519013
special on glow in the dark chink shit soon

>>56518928
thanks anon
>>56518932
maybe, but they do not make they own rules, they suck brussels dick and follow orders. so no initiative possible on this end
>>56518898
I found something about batteries having less than certain amounts of elements in them to pass eu regulations, like 0.0002% cadmium or something like that, news date ~ june 2016

>>56518976
Literally who??? stick to recommended retailers next time.

HK Goldway
TopOne
Eternal Team
Geekbuying
Banggood

You've either got chinked or you should wait more. stuff takes 3 weeks and more most times.

>>56519013
Noctilucent baby mouth car vagina adopts newest high efficiency power source

>>56518928
This. Turnigy nanotech batteries are far superior to the OEM ones.

>>56519059
> but they do not make they own rules, they suck brussels dick and follow orders. so no initiative possible on this end
I am not sure about that. I really don't think all of the EU has this problem.

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>Mailman has been at apartment complex's mailroom for 2 hours already
>He still hasn't left

I just want to check if any chinkshit arrived

>>56519078

Thinking about ordering another from HK Goldway in the meantime.

The AliExpress delivery counter thingy has 9 days left on it. Then I guess I can start a ticket.

>>56519086
And when you're on it, I can also recommend the normal NiMh Turnigy AA and AAAs.

And their hobby chargers also are cool stuff overall.

>>56519131
You'll have to pay to send it back if it ever arrives. it ain't worth it. wait for the deadline and then escalate and open a dispute.

>>56519227

Yea, I meant start a ticket after the deadline.

>>56519136
>Turnigy AA and AAAs
Aren't they just rebranded Eneloops?

>>56519095
ok, fuck me then
I'm from Latvia if that's relevant
let's hope that does not affect normal countries then

>>56519131
> Thinking about ordering another from HK Goldway in the meantime.
If you need the phone in time for sure, you kinda have to.

But you will probably have to keep the other phone too, which will eventually arrive.

Know someone who might need it?

>>56519249
>>56519227

starting a ticket after that auto-counter deadline is an option, r-right?

I mean, if it does arrive and I'm here to accept it (im here for well after that deadline) I'll sell it myself.

>>56519263
Not as far as I can tell. They seem slightly different, but they are also good.

AmazonBasics are rebranded (2nd-gen style?) Eneloops, though.

My GeekBuying Story:

Ordered Xiaomi Note 3 Pro last Friday

Send an E-Mail on Wednesday - Why ain't this shipped?

>Hi dear,
>This is customer service from geekbuying .
>Thanks for your order.
>We are sorry to tell you that the item you have purchased " 363348" has stopped production.
>For the case ,would you like to change into another product that you want ?Or have you any opinion?
>Looking forward to your earlier reply.we apologize for this inconvenience . If you have any question, please let us know.
>Have a nice day.
>Debbie.

Request a refund

>Dear sir,
>Thanks for your email.
>We are sorry for the long delay.
>Would you mind changing to other products that you want?
>You can tell me the item code,then we can check it for you whether it's in stock or not.
>We apologize for the inconvenience.
>Looking forward for your earlier reply.
>Have a nice day.
>Debbie.

Request a refund again

>Today

>Your Order #XXXXX Has been sent out


Fucking Chinks man

>>56519263
That would be a good thing.

>>56519318
CPF also ran some tests in the past:
http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb/showthread.php?391756-Eneloop-XX-Vs-Turnigy-2400-Cycle-Testing

As did others. I don't think they think the Turnigys are exactly Eneloops either.

>>56518719

I only bought the netbook off Craigslist because I got fed up with suffering on a shitty Obama phone because my hp dv5 with an ssd + 8GB RAM laptop's lcd is pretty much fucked and shitting the bed, it's currently still in repair. that's why I resorted to a netbook to get my instead of being weighed down to having and using only a shitty Obama phone. I later purchased a better $100 budget phone to replace the shitty Obama phone with a zte zmax pro and I love it

sorry for the tl;dr

i just bought a xiaomi redmi 1s for $55 new with local warranty. warranty gonna get void though.
i didn't want to spend the $40 extra for the redmi 3s and stuck with chink botnet.
maybe i'll get it in 2 years when it's $50 new.

the 1s is pretty good. fast even with miui 8. it's still 4.4.4 though. feels sturdy and won't bend.

>>56519293
start it 2 days before that is what i always do

>>56518922
Why not open your phone and fix it, have you even looked into it? This is /g/, these should be your first thoughts.

Two questions please gang.

>Any decent media boxes for decently cheap good boy monies?

>Generally speaking how are the ripoff anime figures?

>>56519455
Anime figures are not technology.

>>56518294
How is the sound quality?

>>56519485
Oh shit yeah forgot where I was for a second. Disregard that one then.

We good media boxes?

>>56519425
Four family members plus me had these. All still work fine.

For what it's worth, the camera on this may be lower res, but I think it might actually be better than the RN3P's camera in terms of color reproduction / DR. Or better processed by the camera app.

Main problem for me was that it has a bit too little RAM spare for OSMAnd and the like, and I wanted to retain MIUI...

>>56519422
>that's why I resorted to a netbook to get my

FUCKING PHONE TYPOS

that's why I resorted to a netbook to get me by*

>>56519455
I've only bought two chink figs. They're alright. Paint is a little spotty so don't set your expectations too high. Overall they're good for the price. Just display them above or below eye level and you won't notice the quality.

>>56519455
>>Generally speaking how are the ripoff anime figures?
e2046 is really good. But painted figures may in quite many cases cost more than finding the originals in Japan.

Aliexpress fakes are pretty bad. They look about 80% equal, but if you had a bunch of originals in your collection, the missing details and sculpt / paint defects might just not cut it vs the more detailed originals.

>>56519336

LOL

Daily reminder to tip your mailman

>>56519674
But I don't live in a third world country.

>>56519291

fuck it I'm ordering one with DHL shipping.

preparing my anus for duties and taxes.

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>>56519582
One of my pre-painted E2046. Sorry, not gonna dust her off right now to take a proper shot.

>>56519724
>her

>>56519674
I almost felt like it when she brought me 5 packages with two I had to sign for, then I realized that's fucking weird and nobody does that.

>>56519098
he got cancer from touching your packages

>>56519582
>>56519724
>e2046
I was about to ask if this was really a chink website because the prices seemed a little high. Then I saw the 1/6th Galko for less than half the standard preorder price. I'm seriously considering buying it.

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>>56518099
Anyone worried?

>>56519789
REEEE HE'S STILL THERE

LEAVE, IT'S BEEN NEARLY 3 HOURS AND HE'S STILL THERE.

>>56519849
the hell is he doing?
just go down and check

>>56519841
>nope, my rubber ducky will still float

>>56519825
Oh wait. It's unpainted. Fuck.

>>56519786
>>56519674
Felt the same when the delivery guy came by with his fucking van to deliver that €0,08 phone stand
Ridiculous.

Also my mailman mentioned I order a lot from China.
>h-haha y-yeah

>>56519786
I know that feel man.

It's even worse when it's the middle of summer, inhumane working heat and your mail bro is bringing packages, a fucking sack of them.

He gets to your door, knocks once.
Knocks twice.
Knocks a third time
This last knock wakes you up
You get out of your comfy bed, leave your airconditioned room to greet a sweaty and uncomfortable mailman unpacking hundereds of packages for you.

You're too excited to open up your chink shit that you forget to offer him a bottle of water or something.

Only after he leaves, you wonder if you'll see him tomorrow, or if he'll die in the heat.

>>56519928
This shit actually works really well for me. My sister's highly autistic and she's been painting Warhammers for years.

She'd probably paint some stuff for me too.

>>56519963
I thought you were legally obliged to fuck him after the second knock?

>>56519963
>having your autistic sister paint your lewd figurines for you

whyboner

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Besides Nomos and Daniel Wellington. What others fake watches can be found on aliexpress?
With this I mean logo and all, not just the same design with a chinese brand on it.

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>>56519747
What? It's a very good clone of a Hatsune Miku from a GK that was really hard to get.

Arguably I prefer the less strongly pink lips that apparently were on the later versions of the "original" GK, but whatever.

>>56519825
Raw sculpts are not too extremely priced, but the painting service costs a good bunch.

Not very interesting for figures that weren't extremely expensive and/or that aren't sold out in Japan yet.

> Galko
I don't see them taking orders for a painted variant yet...? You might be looking at the GK that you can paint yourself, but that might not be what you want.

Probably need to pay for the Max Factory original if you want painted. (Sucks how exchange rates and also locally increasing prices in Japan made things more expensive).

>>56519999
> paying for pollution

>>56520001
IT, mate

Spraying hot glue on it doesn't make you less of a virgin.

>>56520001
Why the hell would you not paint a nipshit doll?
All their cartoons are simplistic as fuck, you could practically do it with aerosols.

>>56520050
Some pics you can even see their nipples.

Earlier I whacked it to this one bitch just because she posted her nipnops on a shopping site.

>>56519890
>he's finally gone
>go check
>no chinkshit, just two bills and a letter to the people that previously lived here (like 5 fucking years ago)

>>56520129
thats pretty sociopathic

>>56520130
What he was doing in there was opening all your mail and stealing your chink shit.

>>56519999
I've never sought out the rippoffs, but see them occasionally. You're not going to fool anyone but a drunk teenager with them. Better off getting a watch that's as close to unbadged as possible. If your goal is for people to not notice it's cheap shit that is.

>>56519999
>fart in can
>sell to some dumb goyim across the world

http://www.banggood.com/Cheerson-CX-30S-FPV-2_4G-4CH-6-Axis-RC-Quadcopter-With-Monitor-p-956609.html


€23.53 for a quadcopter with 720p camera

Did I do good with buying this? Seems a good deal.

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>>56519995
I wished I could get mine to do that.

I'd even settle for her coming over and cleaning my lewd figures with chink microfiber towels and chink makeup brushes.

Pic is another (and actually lewd) e2046 painted figure.

>>56520169
I bought anime related chinkshit and some hand fedoras + ink

>>56514160
Post more

>>56520192
He also jerked off on your anime shit.

Anyone buy a credit card knife? How good is the blade?

I really hope the chinks start making copies of this: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2015098713/fidget-cube-a-vinyl-desk-toy

I don't wanna spend $14 on that shit, come on. I bet it costs two dollars to make one.

>>56520187
That's not dust, that's dandruff.
That bitch needs Head & Shoulders, stat.

>>56520227
I have one of the original cardsharps and it's razor-like. Frighteningly sharp.
The knockoffs are not to the same level, but they're pretty fucking good.

>>56520227
Pretty shitty steel, dulls pretty easily. They're not for heavy use, really just to get you out of the occasional light duty jam.

>>56520238
>le must clicky objects autismo
DIAF.

>>56520187
I can't stand figures because they are fucking dust magnets, and I'm too cheap to buy a glass shelf unit. I have like 4-5 figures that are just sitting in the box I moved in with 1.5 years ago.

Has anyone from the carribean tried buying from ali our gearbest?

>>56520266
I bet you use a standalone mp3 player.

>>56519706
Maybe get a cheap burner from pharmacy instead?

>>56520351
>playing music from your phone

i bet you use wireless headphones too

>>56520331
Yeah mon, I an I buyin from ali dem chink sites
jah love

>>56520170
>You're not going to fool anyone but a drunk teenager with them
That's where you're wrong, lad. At least where I live people don't know shit about watches. I gave my sister a fake DW and from what she tells me, everyone thinks is real just by looking up the name on google and seeing that it has the same nato strap.
And I'm not talking about "drunk teenagers" here, if men here knows shit about watches, the same applies to women to a bigger extent.

>>56520351
>>56520366
Maybe mp3 players will be mainstream again after the iphone 7.

>>56520384
Why would you want people to think you got a genuine overpriced shit watch from a hipster douche?

>Aesthetic medici bust no longer selling
>only can order random pieces or buy the full set
Fuck you I don't want Brutus

>>56519521
MXQ

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>>56520041
I suck at it. Besides for the more professional figures by major manufacturers are actually tricky.

Pic related, not a fake, not based on a GK. Gets pretty tricky on the higher end.

That said, these are figures the Chinese also can't clone adequately - although the Japanese found a place in China where they had 'em largely made on contract, it doesn't seem like that same place also is making more of them for sale on Aliexpress...

>>56520038
Figures and pictures and whatever are still named by gender of what they represent. Has been that way since before Rome was sacked.

>>56520425
Because 1: they're not for me
And 2: I think I already explained people here don't know about watches so what you think about DW is not the same what people here thinks about DW IF they even know the brand.
And 3: Since (again) they don't know about watches, when they see a nice looking golden case watch and a nato strap on it you can receive a lot of compliments, just because nato strap are extremely rare here.

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anybody have a chink bluetooth receiver? i would like to be able to play music through my speakers from my phone

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bluetooth_receiver/32521396797.html

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>>56520285
Ya, it's annoying. That said, watch pic related. Quickly brushed her head with chink makeup brush.

> and I'm too cheap to buy a glass shelf unit
Ikea has cheap models that look okay, but they're not dust proof either.

If you have a Xiaomi Air Purifier 2 (and vacuum with a suitable vacuum cleaner), it gets a bit better. But I have no cause to put them all over the place, so some rooms still get dust.

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>>56520617 (cont'd)
Depicted brush is what I used. Could get any makeup brush set on Aliexpress though, they really should basically all have brushes that work.

The very thin microfiber towels also are good (100-pack off Ali for like $5-10 or something).
I use these also for wiping my photo lenses and even the camera sensor, which are another thing that just always seems to have too much dust and tree sperm and finger fat.

>grown men displaying little girl dolls

Do you not feel pathetic? You should.

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>>56518437
>just buy the same shit with a 400% markup locally!
Good goy, support your local economy!

>>56519422

are you a nigger?

>>56520129
Post the link to the page with the girl you whacked it to.
>>56520166
How's your armchair?

>>56520575
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LW3WU93

>>56520575
Yes, but a different model. I do not think it's particularly fantastic (though it also isn't bad).

But you might as well try the one you posted.

are there any hecking wallet cases that actually FIT the international rn3p (kate) ???

I'm losing my mind here trying to find some.

anyone get decent bluetooth speakers from aliexpress? I'm looking at the Xiaomi mi atm

also on an unrelated note are the dirt cheap tungsten carbide rings on there really tungsten carbide or are they too cheap to be real?

Any recommendations on micro usb cables? I tend to fuck up my cables and having to replace them every 2 months, might aswell buy 10 of them from chinkland

>>56520752
I have painted sculpts of super-humanly good-looking women in provocative poses with their tits hanging out, in a level of detail my ancestors only could have dreamed about.

Plus some extra for cuteness and aesthetics.

Also, I had money to spend on shit like that and could it do quite many times again.

In summary: No.

But good question.

>>56520957
I kinda like the braided cables. Apparently other people do too, they're all over Aliexpress now. Original HTC or Xiaomi also are good (obviously).

And well, there's simply what sells best on Aliexpress.

Lastly, I think GB totally bought into the shark theme - they got "old shark" cables now. Just in case you want to meme more.

>>56520987
Please post links to your work!

>>56521037
The content of the /csg/ wiki is partly my work.

Figures you meant "hot glue" picture work though? Not my hobby, sorry. Lurk /a/ or something for other people posting that.

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I always thought the aliexpress messages were a meme but holy shit...I was doing a few orders and had to do something else for 10 mins and one of the sellers instantly messaged me begging me to finish it

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Has anyone bought/won anything from the 48 super sale on banggood?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/become-arnold/32524814883.html

Seems cheap plastic that break under force.. But it has a lot of positive reviews.

Should I go for it?

>>56520957
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-6ft-2M-Durable-Braided-Micro-USB-Cable-Coiled-Charger-Data-Sync-Cable-Cord-For-Samsung/32400181442.html

I bought this, fugly orange for the reasons i don't know but as the cables go it feels pretty solid

>>56521296
bought the meme drone and the meme bluetooth iems

http://www.banggood.com/fucking-lol-p-1073642.html

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>>56520957
Buy the Aukey 5 pack.

The cables are thick and durable.

>>56521296

>literally build a macro to do the buying process in the quickest possible time
>have the macro trigger the exact second the item becomes available
>Out of Stock

they were never in stock, were they banggood

this is just money laundering

Anyone picked up one of those android tv boxes? Should I go with S805 or S905, the chink naming is so confusing I have no idea which is better anymore cause S805 seems to have some stuff that S905 doesnt

>>56521478
That's what she said

>>56521200
Huh? No, I meant post links to pictures of the sculpts you've painted. You seemed pretty proud of them so I wanted to see them.

>>56521435
What price did you get them for?

>>56521495
I though the same

>>56519841
Good thing I ordered a waterproof speaker, fish are probably chilling out right now

>>56521506
just the normal sale price

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What's even the point of these?

Anyone posted this yet? MXQ S905 for 19 bucks, cheapest I've seen so far. Only 2hours left

>>56521505
Should have said "I own" / "I have got".

>>56520617
>xiaomi air purifier
I could really use one of those

>>56521601
whoops forgot link, I wonder if I should buy 10 and resell. Since they are also below 22€ customs can lick ma balls.
http://www.banggood.com/MXQ-Pro-4K-Ultimate-KODI-Android-5_1-Lollipop-Amlogic-S905-Quad-Core-1GB8GB-TV-Box-Android-Mini-PC-p-1015008.html

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Memes arrived.
These are rolling ball pens, they write surprisingly thin. Holding them are as you'd expect from a plastic surface like this.

>>56521594
Fucking link, I have a use for those.

>>56521601
I have one of these generic MXQ boxes.

Installed Kodi and an external HDD full of torrents.

Super comfy.

I even stuck it to the back of the TV with pads to keep it out of sight.

Would defo buy my friend.

What are the most dangerous housefires I can get from china, I wanna do insurance fraud and kill my wife

>>56520238
Chinks started making and selling their own for 1$ before the kikestarter started shipping:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/556341540/pressy-the-almighty-android-button/description

Even xiaomi started making some.

Don't worry, the chinks will copy it.

>>56521674
Just buy some 7D Mangos my friend

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I'm going to buy two of these, one for me and one for my gf. What's the downside of not flashing it with the AGPTEK software? It sounds too complicated for me and I don't really care that much about functionality as long as it'll play my music without me having to charge it every 8 hours.

>>56521305
Seconding this

>>56521623
Costs a bit to ship either it or replacement filters (I'm actually just vacuuming the dust off of the filters since I'm not using the active filters but just the particulate ones).

But it's definitely a really good device even if you don't care about the app.
Noise level / power consumption vs. air moved as well as the size of the filter (time between cleaning / switching) is really good.

>>56521709
I've been looking at these but it seems to be just as cheap to but them locally in the UK rather than China.

>>56521732
£7.88 if you use the Ali app. Where can you get them for 8 quid?

>>56521709
/g/ - Technology

>>56521775
Now I didn't know that

>>56521808
Got a bunch of them for my nephews for xmas, along with some sharks and some I-can't-remember-but-csg-said-they-were-OK headphones.

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>>56521685
AFAIK Xiaomi's button was higher quality, too...

>>56520331
si

>>56521594

To be sexy?

>>56521660
They're all over Aliexpress and one of the most popular sexy lingerie article. You should be able to find them easily.

Plenty of girls (or their partners) like them, apparently.

>>56521660
Cheap Women's hot Open crotch Lace Thong with pearls G string Sexy beading panties massaging underwear erotic lingerie sex toy
http://s.aliexpress.com/R3EZvmUz

>>56521657
I ordered some today actually. Found them by just searching "toy" on ax and sorting by low price

>>56521617
Oh okay. It'd still be cool to see your collection though.

>>56521990
ty bruh

>>56521973
git gud

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How much should I try to flip them for? On my countries local "craiglist" 3 dudes are flipping them from 45€-75€, two of those listings are the old S805 version, but I fear normies wont recognize the difference.

>>56521657
Link? Might get a few to keep in a wallet.

>>56522124
Ah, got it. These are bigger than they look.

>>56522124
Here you go.
Actually the pocket idea isn't as bad
Hot sale 4-6 Pcs Cartoon Colorful Flexible Ballpoint Pen Korean Stationery Creative Gift School Supplies Capsule Ballpoint Pen
http://s.aliexpress.com/ANNjYrIB
(from AliExpress Android)

>>56522114
0€. Get a real job

>>56522454
but I'm lithuanian and all the online youtube remover jobs are taken

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Thanks leafbro

It's going to be a fun night with this baby

>>56518939
BangGood is a really good site, the .xyz owner should create a way to access the site. Example: Saving the HTML, images and stuff, storing on the server itself and having a direct link to the banggood site.

>>56521657
>pesos
wey las venden de 10 en los camiones

>>56522643
ja como en el chavo

>>56522643
Bought them for 4.6 pesos

My package has been sitting at JFK for 2 days. How long does this usually take? I hope customs doesnt confiscate my fake shit

Because I see people that keep talking about fashion on /g/
>>>reddit.com/r/FasionReps

>>56522695
It takes up to 60 days, it's been worse to me (138 days and counting), don't complain

>>56522707
>>>reddit.com/r/FashionReps
hol up

>>56522707
>leddit
begone cuck

>>56522711
Ive really never payed attention to my orders until now. The long wait from these sites has always been from after the plane ride, not before?

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A couple weeks ago, some anon posted some goofy-ass, tacticool Sam Fisher-esque mask. I don't know if it was real, or if it even does anything, but it looked hilarious. I think it was an Ali. Kind of looked like picrelated. Anybody got a link to that shit?

>>56522622
Reception? 4G?

>>56522454
I have a real job but a bit of side money to spend on chink shit wouldnt be bad

>>56522622
Did he at least cut you a deal?

>>56522114
fuck, I bought a dev board for $18, and this seems much better in comparison... and, apparently, open-source, too.
now I have no more money for chink shit.... poverty sucks

>00:03
>00:02 - I click the link, having timed that it takes about a second and a half for the tab to load
>00:01 - I move my cursor to where I know the Rush to Buy button will be in a matter of miilliseconds
>00:00 - The tab is loaded, the button is greyed out, 15/15 drones sold

Banggood, what a load of scheisters

>>56523147
>not using a script
you're too slow

>>56523147
Why would you waste your time with this meme anyways, we all know it's chinkery at it's finest.

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>tfw just bought this mech keyboard for £24 off Taobao less than HALF of what I would've paid at Ali (£52).

>>56522878
Yeah, I got it for $200.

>>56523294
Yep, but be sure to come back when you get chinked hardcore.

>>56523296
Good deal, I probably would have drove to Toronto for that price if I needed a phone.

>>56523296
did you have to provide oral services?

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>>56523294
>tfw you have no idea how hard you're going to get chinked to get your shitty gaymen keyboard shipped to your country

There's a reason nobody uses Taobao here and it's not because we don't know how Google Translate works.

>>56523294
Chink KBs are generally good, great buy anon.

>>56523355
No.

>>56522832
I don't use data but it detects 3G.

>>56523294
enjoy that agent markup

>>56523422

montreal-fag here

fuck you toronto fucks.

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>>56521990
>http://s.aliexpress.com/R3EZvmUz

>With Pictures (0)

fugg

>>56523648
'_>`

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>>56519492
>chink mic
>sound quality

>>56523294
wait to have to pay the shipping :^)

>>56523820
>Not knowing Boya
>Not knowing the well memed BM-800

>>56523873
Got a BM800, it is indeed very good.

what does this /g/ think of think chinkbox?

http://www.banggood.com/Nexbox-A95X-4K-KODI-Amlogic-S905X-Android-6_0-2G16G-2_4G5_8G-WIFI-BT-HDR-TV-Box-Android-Mini-PC-p-1067181.html

2gb ram
16gb emmc
lagdroid 6.0

$32

128gb sharks confirmed here?

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Just got pic related for 20$ works like a dream

>>56523989
>http://www.banggood.com/Nexbox-A95X-4K-KODI-Amlogic-S905X-Android-6_0-2G16G-2_4G5_8G-WIFI-BT-HDR-TV-Box-Android-Mini-PC-p-1067181.html
What are you going to be using it for? If it's just kodi I would get a s905(non x) and install libreelec on it.

>>56524042

Yeah, all the 936 clones are brick-solid. I've had an Atten for about 4 years of heavy use and it's still fine.

>>56523294
>Mechs for only 199 Yuan
sure

>>56523873
Are chink phantom powers trustworthy or does everyone look elsewhere?

>>56519674
Postal workers in my country are already welfare queens forever operating at a loss and the taxpayers have to pay for their outrageous union demands so they can fuck off.

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about to buy this, should I
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-HeadMount-Google-Cardboard-2-2-0-Virtual-Reality-VR-3D-Glasses-toolkit-Rift-Oculus/32420187022.html

>>56524186
If its just cardboard it cant catch on fire right?

>>56518444
>implying you have one in the first place

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>>56524249

It might be easier to catch on fire than a real one.

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>>56522454
>Projecting this hard

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>>56522454
>being a wagecuck 9 to 5 instead of making a months salary in a night

When will Aliexpress let me buy boosted cars?

>>56524042
I actually am thinking about getting one of these, but I can't find the $20 one. I have a few questions about it.

How fast does it heat up?
How is tip availability for it?

I want to know because I'm thinking one of these kits might be a better value for me.
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/i/918038_32458431439.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/i/32625373571.html

>>56521478
link senpai

>>56518099

Would a USA anon be kind enough to buy an item for me and post it to me?

http://www.gearbest.com/rc-quadcopter-parts/pp_328691.html?wid=21

this is the item

>>56518852

Fuck, that's bad news. I hope my Max doesn't fucking blow up while I'm sleeping.

>>56524495

I shall pay of course.

>>56524359
What actually happens:
>Wake up make some quick breakfast
>Go online, check all my daily shit
>Masturbate, probably
>Mailman?!?
>Potentially open packages with glee, then post to the thread
>Look at pictures of anime girls
>Masturbate, probably because of the anime girls
>Learn something new about some shit or another, usually tech related
>Make dinner
>Play vidya with wage/university slave friends OR by myself OR watch anime
>Shower
>Cuddle with waifu, masturbate, sleep

It's a pretty good life.

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Jesus Christ, I just realized it's been a long time since I've written something down with a pen.

Thinking of buying a router for my first csg purchase
Any recs?

>>56524747
if you want a cheap one without a lot of features, look for Nexx WT3020. once you get it, install openwrt or something.

>>56524425
heats up after about 30 sec and it fits all standard hakko tops so there is a fuck ton

Does AliExpress require you to return the item if you are going for a refund?

The item is clearly not what I've ordered and the problem is, return shipping is as expensive as the item.

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>blown bear

>>56525032
depends how different is the article, if is broken or something else.
if is just
>IS NOT THE COLOR
you will get a partial refund at best

>>56525389
No, like it's a different item. I paid DHL shipping too... Big mistake

>>56525415
then you can probably get a full refund, or send it back by normal means

>>56525474
I guess I'll have to file a dispute and find out. Thanks.

was reading some news article about the hanjin bankruptcy:
>The judge asked companies along the supply chain to hammer out a protocol agreement over the weekend that would get goods moving again. Hanjin has suggested cargo owners were free to pay cargo handling fees owed by Hanjin, which Samsung Electronics called ransom payments.
this could actually BENEFIT chinese tech/hardware companies...
interesting.

>>56525548
china always wins, baby.

my eye glasses i got from china have gold nose pads and they die my nose green/bruise color but i added some amazon nose pads

gosh damn chinkz


also my monk earphones are meh, but they take a beating no pics cause im drunk and just got unbanned from posting CP or some shit even though it was pic from ali express.

>>56518531
friend got one a week ago and it hasn't chinked yet

>>56523294
Enjoy your $50 shipping plus taxes.

Moran, never use Taobao unless the seller is shipping directly to you.

REEEeEEEEE my redmi note 3 won't unlock

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>>56522797

You're not talking about the actual night vision stuff, are you?

Why do they push you to use the app over the site?

>>56525861
CHINK BOTNET

>>56525952
chink botnet >> burger botnet
at least chink botnet give me a four cents discount

>>56525861
Only strange stuff I've encountered so far with AliExpress app is the constant scanning of your clipboard

>>56518877
>Buys a phone from around the world
>In a hurry
Why did you not just buy one off ebay or Amazon if you are in a hurry?

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>go to supermarket
>it has some really nice non-woven foldable stool/box things
>non-woven is a term I've seen used exclusively by chinks
>thought I'd check Ali before buying a stool from the supermarket
>was 24$ in Ali and no orders
>Tao price was ~4$
>Alibaba stores sold those by the kilo (kek)
>supermarket has em for 5something euros

I guess I'll get it from the supermarket because Alibaba only sells bulk and Tao is too complicated. Pic related, one of the patters on the stools.

>>56522797
>couple of weeks ago
you're losing it dude it was only a few days ago and yes it was the night vision set

>>56525780
Tactical chinkin equipment to see laoweis before they notice your shady chinkin practices.

>>56518211
CSL is a german importer for chink stuff. They overcharge their stuff as usual.

I need an usb fan for the next summer, which one should I get? The cheap $1 broke down after a month

Based Xiaomi. My N3P just updated to Android 6.0.1.

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Ni hao 4chan ren,

Which seller do you recommend for KZ ED9?

Plus, any reviewvs and impressions on other EDs?

>>56526716
Gearbest, if on ali the official KZ store (it should be that one)

>>56526355
TOP BEST 2016 GWAILO DETECTOR

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What buy?

>>56526876
>not censoring your fingers

>>56526884
And you'd be right! It's a monkey card!

>>56524569
How do you get that good that you ate three times ?

How does your electricity get paid?

Serious question. I want to do this.

(Plz don't say 'me mum')

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>>56526893

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Testing it now

>>56526190

I feel like it's on a HanJin ship tbqh senpai

New thread:
>>56527007
>>56527007
>>56527007

>>56518531
I had one like this, mouse wheel broke after like, idk few months
Maybe I was unlucky so

>>56520957
UGREEN CABLES BEST CABLE