/csg/ Chink Shit General

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First for good thread

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second for shamelessly shilling my shitty greasemonkey script, it fixes m.aliexpress.com and es.aliexpress.com links to www.aliexpress.com

dl here http://janny.xyz/fourchin/Shoo_Shoo_Chinky_Diego.user.js

3rd for nuke lithuania

How do I make the wait better?

>>56459382
you order more

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Fucking kek

>56452804
Few threads back but story on pic anon ?

>>56459461
>>56452804
Retard me is retard.

>>56459449
nigguh fo realz? u kek bout dat?
dats like the oldest shit none to adult menkind nigguh

>>56459288
>>56457150

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Are these good? https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32260137879.html#autostay

Anon post that earbud review

Has anyone else gotten their $0.06 rubber duckies? Mine arrived today

>>56459476
The statue is a garbage can in an amusement park, which the guy did not know about

>>56459374
can you make it replace ru. as well

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>>56459562
just change all tlds to .lt

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wew

>>56459562
sure, i just changed it. you have to download it again

>>56459652
Chink casio's?

>>56459652

>scamminghipsters.png

>tfw they finally charged me
damn, I thought I had lucked out...

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There a chink version of something like this? Small bluetooth stereo earbuds without wires.

>>56459818
>having potential housefires placed in your ear

I'm not so sure if that's a good idea anon

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There's a sort-of-brand item on Ali that costs 100$ otherwise but they're selling it for 50$.
The pictures they are using are the same as the original website.

How can I make sure the real item isn't a bag of bricks or something put together by a monkey?
Can I message the seller to send a picture of the real thing or something?

>>56459861
Yes you can.

>>56459861
If you get it and it's in shitty condition/not the real item, you can ask for a refund.

>>56459861
Mind posting the item you're looking at?

Any anons bought a chink-projector?

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hmm what's this

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Ordered my Chuwi Hi8 pro on ebay. Best offer was accepted ($87)

What should I buy to go with it?

First windows tablet anything I should expect?

Also case vs sleeve for storage/transit?

Tempted to just grab a 7 dollar incase ripoff and forego the case for now but having a way to prop it up may be nice.

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>>56459880
>>56459881
Alright, thanks boyos

>>56459915
It's a faggy bag so I'll refrain for risk of being mocked but I was just wondering because the seller is selling it under the original name but with 2 letters switched in the title.

This is what he told me:
''We have authorization from Nitro China Official.
If it s fake one,We could return your money after parcel deliveried.''

Sound pretty legit

>>56459938
what's this?
owo

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/ancient-chinese-penis-enlarger/800794_32525716678.html

>>56459938
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX

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zircons! i've been waiting for these babies for not much time at all! about 10 days to california.

review time!

>>56460014
Oh man zircons actually look like quality

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finally got my battery enclosures today!
mini review
>3 bucks each on ali
>aluminium, breddy gud for the 3 bucks
had to bend literally every one with some pliers to get the end caps to fit without breaking things, so far everything appears to work
will be testing charge times, efficiency, all that in the coming days

I made 12, out of them 2 had issues with power button, both still work, they just arent as stiff, one of them was my fault, when i was popping the end cap in i bent the switch inside back, could re-solder but fuck that shit
all in all each battery costs me 5-6 dollars (something like 5.56), for an aluminum case 5000 mah battery
cells are shit and i think the chip in the enclosure is too, would not recommend unless pure capacity is your goal, I intend to sell these to normies playing le epic may may pokemans go
honestly these are pretty slick little shits, would definitely get some good cells and pop them in here, with good samsung or lg cells you could build a little 12800mah pack just as cheap if not cheaper as a xaiomi, especially with watching on ebay with all the mouth fedora kids using the 18650s

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>>56460110
all assembled

>>56460110
You planning on making dough off of those, anon?

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Anything buy a chink smart watch yet?

Any recommended models I didn't see anything on the wiki about them

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>>56460117
another shot from a different angle
>>56460121
you bet mane
each costs about 6 bucks, and if i sell waaay low at 10 i still make 48 profit
ideally i want to sell for 20, in which case i make 168 profit

>>56459773
top kek

>>56460166
Awesome, best of luck on your /biz/ endeavours

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>>56460076
They definitely feel high quality, which is surprising for $9 shipped.

I listened to X by 21 Savage (hip hop) because I pretty much listen to house and hiphop almost exclusively. The bass really comes out, but doesn't drown out the rest of the song. The vocals don't sound far away like they do with a lot of the cheaper earbuds I've had in the past.

They feel really comfortable in my ears, unlike the EarPods which constantly fall out. The ends that stick out of your ear are pointy, so these won't feel very good for listening to ASMR in bed if you sleep on your side.

>>56460110

those batteries legit?

>>56459929
pls respond.. I guess they're probably korean not chink if it's anything like monitors?

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>>56460181
thanks anon
this is my first dip into selling for a while, i flipped computer parts with great success before, the issue is really just finding a market
ive never really sold this kinda thing before but i imagine on a campus full of man-children these will sell well. if they do ill reinvest, still be 100 profit and rinse clean repeat
also thinking of selling cables and such, ive got some really nice braided cables from ali for like 2 bucks that are way nicer than the 5-10 dollars you have to pay at the dollar store or gas stations (see picture), even if i just sell those for like 5 bucks i make money ,they get better product, everyone wins
except the fucking chinese

>>56460215

check the archives. There was an anon that bought one

>>56460212
the batteries are most definitely not legit
they are no where near 5800 mah, that's impossible by 18650 spec iirc
they're closer to 1200-1400, and the amperage isnt the best (not good for mouth fedora)
for what i paid they're very good, and fine for use with other cells for batteries
I might be able to help you out though, what are you looking to use the batteries for?

>>56459494
Buy them and let us know anon. I'm also interested.

>>56460241

just curious.

>>56460264
yeah
18650 are kinda hard to find good ones. a lot of times just look for ones you can find with reviews stating the true capacity, advertised is rarely right
its very hard to find legit samsung/lg/sony/vtc anymore too, there are plenty of fakes. best bet for those (should you absolutely need them) is to buy a battery pack from xaiomi and open it and extract the cells, then wrap them.
the other thing is in a single cell configuration there is a much larger load on the cell, 18650 were designed for use in multi-cell configurations, so in this case i can let quality drop a bit and still be ok, since they can help support each other
like i said, not the best batteries, but for 6 bucks a piece excellent

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Got a new Gameboy case arriving from Ali, as I'm going to completely restore my Grandma's old Gameboy. I cleaned it up the other day and after a while it dawned on me that it had never been cleaned in the 30 years she owned it.

Also got these GoT keychains, I was bored and wanted to buy some chinkshit.

>>56459929
Excelvan seems to be a good make

>>56460299
Link to GB case please.
I want to do mods, but I rather not waste Nintendium until I know I can pull it off

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>>56460014
>10 days
Damn I'm jealous. My zircons got stolen by lithuania fag

>>56460519
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/gameboi/32681366698.html

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>>56459945
>Chuwi
tfw no chuwi friends in t hread.

I guess im fucked.

64gb microsd and sleeve I guess for now.

>>56460539
Youve never seen a case for a SNES have you?

>>56460582
What do you mean? You're looking for an OG grey case? The original Gameboy Grey is an option.

>>56459945
A SD card because most of the 32gb will be taken up by the 2 OS's.

Windows performance is almost too shit to use, Edge is the highest performance browser.
The GPU is actually too weak to decode certain 1080p encodings.

The screens on these things, unlike phone screens tend to not be very hard, easy to scratch, so probably put an case on it.

High Quality Laser Pointer Red/Green 5mW Powerful 500M Laser Pen Professional Lazer pointer With 2*AAA Battery For Teaching
http://s.aliexpress.com/ymIZjYFb


You can get a 1$ coupon for 50 coins for this store so the green laser has the same price. Worth?

>>56460604
No, a grey case for a SNES. That seller has a lot of GB/GBA shit but im looking for the SNES plastic.

>>56460673
Oh I see. I misread you, it's almost 2am heh.


This store has parts for a SNES:

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/group/For-NGC-FC-N64-SFC-SNES/325175_260317809/1.html

I can't seem to find a SNES housing/shell though, all that comes up is SNES cartridges.

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Shipping question

There is a set of headphones I want from Aliexpress, but I'm confused about how shipping works when ordering online. Do I provide them with an address so they ship it to my house, or do i have to pick it up from some port somewhere?

Pls help

>>56460579
Don't know exactly what you're going to use it for but here's a few ideas
>screen protector
Keeps the screen scratchless

>stylus
It's windows on a 8inch screen so a stylus might help with accurate input

>cover that folds into a stand
I have a tablet and it's really comfy not having to hold it in your hands when watching youtube, netflix etc

>powerbank
The chuwi's battery is pretty small capacity so this might help if you're using it on the move

>hdmi adapter/cable
Dunno if it's full size HDMI port or mini HDMI but it's nice to sometimes watch stuff on a big screen, with a bluetooth mouse / keyboard you could use the tablet as a mini-PC even

>>56460794
The underager problem is getting out of control.

>>56460817
Are you telling that to me specifically or...

PM me

>>56460817
I blame comfy.

>>56460794
You must be new to ordering anything online.

>>56460794
> do i have to pick it up from some port
top kek

>>56460147
sauce?

I uploaded two video reviews on Gearbest yesterday, how long until I receive my good boy points for them? It has only given me 10 points per review.

>>56460579
don't put a microsd into your chink tablet m8, i did that and the slot broke and then gearbest wouldn't refund me and paypal sided with gearbest, fuck all of them

>>56460110
Do you have a link to the battery enclosure?
I can't find it.

>>56460889
Ken

Funny every time

bought a mi4c from geekbuying:
>3760688
>USD 126.43 Paypal
>Payment Confirmed
>(Processing) 9/5/2016 WebSite
shit's slow...


>>56460817
>>56460867
what should we do about it?

Anybody using chink LED replacement bulbs?
Wondering if there's anything that's enough bang for your buck to make it worth buying over Amazon prime stuff. I see some of the color changing gimmick bulbs but I just want regular old warm white LED replacements in various wattages.

another chinkshit yazole watch

has anyone tried taking their cs watch apart?

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Got my Miniseas 4GB drive. It's physically smaller than I thought it would be. It's feels kinda heavy and it might actually be a metal casing (who knows with China). I think I did okay for $1.50.

Hope my 8GB $1.29 drive comes soon.

>>56460817
It's not my first time in 4chan and I'm not underage. It's just that I only got a good reason to post outside of /r/4chan after some guy named Karpathy posted in /r/ pokemongo about this community a while ago. You guys are generally nice so I thought I'd ask.

>>56460973
>4GB USB drive
What's the point? Maybe as a gift.
In fact what's the point of anything under at least 64?

>>56460973
Link please

>>56460961
I dont have prime, but decent bulbs go for 2$ on ali.

>>56454014
The last Veithdia I bought was a bit too small so this is alright, thanks anon

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>>56460812
I baby my electronics do I still need a screen protector? I heard it comes with a shitty one installed.

I hate how they feel.

Is cover really that good? I have one on my old nexus tablet but the chuwi one is pretty expensive with the keyboard.

Anyone recommend a chuwi case?

>>56460993
32gb formatted as fat32 for car sterio.

>>56460887
I did three reviews two weeks ago, got the points for one of the reviews the next day, for the others I'm still waiting

>>56460889
wat

Just fucking cripple my shit senpai.

>>56460987
post your name, address (number), phone number, e-mail and the anons will take care of your shipping : )

>dad sees me ordering a ton of chinkshit
>Asks me to get him some too

thank Jack Ma, bringing family together, I now rate 5 star.

regards, seller

>>56461010
Get a glass one, they're awesome. Feel like the screen.
The 1$ ones are as good as 20$ ones and you have the piece of mind knowing your phone it fine when you do eventually drop it

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How can chinks even compete?

>>56461010
I'm talking about the apple smart cover style of case, there's some on gearbest/aliexpress for $7

Any high spec compact chink smartphones? Looking for something similar to sonys compacts (4.6" screen)

>>56460973
When did you order? You missed the $0.50 4gb drives

>>56460951
>what should we do about it?
Zero tolerance policy for Youtubers, remove Discord link from OP.

>>56461032
OK
But 4chan thinks my post is spam and won't let me. Can you PM me?

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What did I get today, /csg/?

>>56461096
T H I S
H
I
S

>>56460794
you have to swim all the way to china from them

>>56460987
>>56461118
>>56460794
This is much higher quality trolling than we've had to put up with recently.

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It's a $0.01 balloon!

It's purple.

>>56461096
I agree with this. why are we doing free marketing for them anyway? and why are we allowing them to use our name?

>>56461150
$0.01 condom you mean?

>>56461150
blow it up.

>>56460973
link plzzz

>>56461150
I almost feel bad for the chinks that have to ship this shit across the planet to us for basically no money.
Almost.

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>>56460994
>>56461188
The deal has expired, but here's where I got it from:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Minisemen-Lead-Brick/32690061632.html
It took about two weeks to get to me (US West Coast).

The Miniseas store had a $1 off $1.01 coupon in their store recently. I don't see it anymore (I already used it), but you can still try and see if it's still up by trying to ad something in the cart:
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2182117

>>56460993
Use for work and lending files with other people. There are thieves around.

>>56461094
Two weeks ago. ;_;

>>56461214
You should feel worse for your post office that has to deliver it to you.

>>56459449
Spank hair

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>>56461187
Never. It's going into my chinkshit bin where it will stay for all eternity.

>>56461233
Oh nah, they deserve that shit. Especially since they've been cucking me and refusing to deliver anything to my mailbox so I have to go down to the post office every few days

>>56461251
>chinkshit bin
i hope that you order that bin from china too

>>56461043
Are you saying 1 dollar ones are as good as 20$ ones or you mean the protection affroded is worth it reguardless of price? Do you have experience with glass ones for Chuwis?

>>56459482
>tfw finding parents kama sutra dice

>>56460639
Really is windows that bad?

Youtube reviews seemed to say it was fine.

Shit am I gonna regret my purchase?

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Doritos-2016-Free-shipping-free-Doritos-doritos-tortilla-chips-America-famous-product-harry-potter-candy-doritos/32659003954.html

A bag of harry potter candy doritos costs the same as a fucking 10kmAh powerbank from Ali

>>56460889
Same thing happened to me but it was the SIM slot and it was Samsung Galaxy S4

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>>56461332
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

>>56461301
I'm saying there's no reason to get anything expensive since there's usually nothing better about them.
Don't have a Chuwi but I've used a lot of glass protectors and I love 'em, probably saved my phone's ass a good dozen times at least

>>56461150
>$0.01 balloon
>Envelope
>The cost of printing out the label
>the balloon itself

lel, at least he probably broke even, maybe. Did you write a review?

>>56461310
Roll for mental scarring.

>>56461354
roll

>>56461350
It was one of those things new stores do where they take a loss selling a ton of way underpriced shit so they get lots of easy 5 star ratings and their seller ratings goes up quickly.

>>56461251
is that the pepe tissue box holder?

>>56461332
Fuck I'm so hungry

>>56461350
Kek, write a review saying the price was unreasonable

>>56461150
please put this in the news pls next OP

What is the worst that can happen?
http://mx.aliexpress.com/store/product/willburn/1191988_32357497796.html

>>56461403
Immigration will track the parcel to your house

>>56461251
Will you keep the death heater in the bin forever as well?

>>56461403
>es

GOD DAMMIT DIEGO

>>56461363
>363
Anon's mother lovingly tongues his dad's balls as she slides a finger into his hairy arsehole.

>>56460166
What

>>56461426
Until I decide to kill myself, yes.

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>>56461310

Any N64 AC Adapter power supplys on Ali?

>>56460794
You have to pick it up from the docks you moron
How is the slow boat from china going to reach your house

>>56461502

for 10 bux I'll be your personal shopper

>>56461251
Could you take all the stuff in the bin out and take a photo? Or list everything in it

>>56460218
Cables can be way more lucrative than power banks. Especially if you get fancy looking ones like braided or leather wrapped. I bet you could sell one of these leather cables for $10. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/proven-effective-penis-enlargement-medicine-acupuncture-pins-on-your-dick/32650167400.html

Don't know if people already know this, but this site is amazing for Chink phones:

http://www.kimovil.com/en/

>>56461502
It has a search function for a reason, anon

>>56461521
>es
AAAAAAHRRRHG

>>56461520
Not much right now. Digital calipers, Pepe tissue box enclosure, 5 Ultrafire Q5 flashlights, JJRC H22, KZ EDR2, balloon, Jackly 9-in-1 electronics screwdriver, micro SD card reader, zip ties, 7 different one piece multitools, 9 cent Pokemon, fake battery for storing drugs, couple sharks. I'm pretty new to chinkshit though.

>>56461340
Harry potter doritos are illegal in all 50 states

>>56461526
>>56461515
I obviously searched it, but nothing comes up for games brands like NIntnedo or even N64, all that shit is hidden behind generic as fuck names and I was wondering if anyone around here knew the keywords or certain stores.

First for chinc es xeon skus

>>56461569
Just get the power details off the N64 or google it, then get a generic PSU to match .

>>56461545
Please tell me you're using at least some of that stuff, there's some nice chink shit in there

>>56461610
Basically if I don't use it more than once a week or so it goes in the bin. Shit like the gorilla tripod knockoff or my photography lightbox or the sixth Ultrafire flashlight get used regularly so they aren't in there.

>>56461569
https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32583569996.html?trace=wwwdetail2mobilesitedetail&productId=32583569996&productSubject=Cheap-US-Plug-AC-Adapter-Power-Cord-Cable-For-Nintendo-For-N-64&spm=2114.01010208.3.171.ncUGJH&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10065_10056_10055_10054_10069_10059_10058_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=7f355917-f672-420d-8478-3b508cf3e4b8

>>56461551
p. sure China shipping Harry Potter Doritos to a NATO member state would be construed as an act of war.

>>56461652
>m.aliexpress.com
>not m.es.ru.aliexpress.com

>>56460968
I did, yesterday or day before in watch thread if you are interested, check archive.

Will windows 10 be able to function on chuwi hi8 pro?

Will it have enough space to update?

Ive never used windows 10.

>>56461635
All that nice stuff just sitting in a box not being used makes me sad. it's like toy story 3 but with chink shit instead of toys. Couldn't you gift the stuff you aren't using?

what chinkshit will help me in my way to complete degeneracy? urethral rods aside

Are there any bright sounding chink iems?

>>56461742
fountain pens

>>56460968

>>56419490
>>56419490
>Ok guys a little while ago i got a free chink quartz someone had posted up as a joke.
>When i said i emailed for one all present asked for a review (I'm the guy who done the two chink mvmt watches from taobao)
>So here follows:
>The watch arrived in a shit envelope
the guy who done the two chink mvmt watches from taobao)
>So here follows:
>The watch arrived in a shit envelope

>>56461767
Clipboard mashed it up twice but you got the link :)

>>56461703
Yes, performance should be fine for the basic stuff you'd do on a tablet. Check youtube reviews to see how fluid it is in use. There'll be enough space once you've removed the android partition.

>>56461435
>>56459374

cunts

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/meme-gloves/32260137879.html

>Bluetooth gloves
W E W

>>56459652
Are they water-resistant? Can you wear them in the shower?

>>56462122
>Wearing chinkshit in the shower

>>56460937
here you go anon
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Popular-Portable-Hot-Sale-Universal-USB-4X-18650-Battery-Charger-DIY-Power-Bank-Box-Case-Kit/32527563232.html

>>56460794
In the case that you're legit, they send product straight to your house

Any good socks that people liked

Just bought an Aula F2012 and Ajazz AK33
Confirmed for both breddy gud. Great keyboards at a fuck all price. Blue switches.

Somic V2s are fuggin excellent neutral headphones if you want clarity and tight bass but not for people that are after basshead phones.

FX Audio x6 is a good deal for a dac+amp solution.

Good job chinar

Got 3 options
KZ ATE
Moxpad X6
TAKSTAR INGPING H60

Anon that ordered the 64GB MI5 for 225USD on maxsources.com here.

I just realized that the guy has shipped my order and I have a legit looking tracking number.

Assuming I actually receive a package, I'll post an update of whatever is inside when it arrives.

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>>56461340
LOOK AT A ME

IM THE CAPTAIN NOW

(damn those are some expensive Doritos, I can get some for less than a dollar)

>>56461403
uh, what is this

>>56459652
It's a terrorist

>>56462394

nice, Doritos. jejeje

#CuantosMasEPN

>>56460951
ayy i got one too, bought it off ali for ~USD 110 with TPU case and screen protector. picking it up at the post office tomorrow. i'm a little worried about no micro sd slot though.

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>>56462394
Which one of you was this?

>>56462697
AyyyyyyMLO 2018 PLS

jej for a fridge?

>>56462782
$110 total? fuck :(

>>56463026
Seriously though I wonder if there's chink fridges

where's the best place to buy legit xiaomi powerbanks? Any recommended sellers on ali or goybest?

what's the absolutely cheapest android phone you can find?

>>56463053
sure, it was the 16gb mode though. plus the screen protector isn't glass. I suspect that prices are going down because of the mi5. I wouldn't be surprised if xiaomi put out a mi5c before the year is over.

>>56463089
I also bought the 16GB version. I can't find it cheaper:
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mi4c
$112 the cheapest one I could find, without any accessories, and that doesn't include shipping (expensive for my country). how did you buy it so cheap?

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>>56459288
Is gearbest a reliable place to buy phones from?

If I buy pic related, will I regret it? Not too fussed over specs since I don't use my phone for anything overly demanding, but I want the best battery life without sacrificing too much.

Previous phone was a g3, kinda glad that ones dead, SD801 really wasn't enough for 1440p, especially when bundled with lg bloatware.

What are my other options for less than 200aud that have amazing battery life?

>>56462142
>not having chink shit shower

>>56463129
This is going to be my first purchase of more than 10aud from China, so I'm a little worried

>>56460889
>>56461031

Dont listen to this faggot
he broke his own shit in the process of rooting it
and then through a bitch fit to paypal for not cleaning up HIS error

>>56463147
You will be fine as long you use PayPal

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>>56463144
>not a spic shower
:^)

>>56463117
The price changes on a day by day basis. The aliexpress seller I bought it from had their cheapest model selling at $106 one day and $116 the next. I just kept an eye on the page every day and bought when the price was low enough.

if i buy a chinkshit fone do i just put my sim card in and it will just work out the box? i always wondered this

>>56463165
Is k6000 my best choice for what I'm after too? I don't want to suffer buyers remorse, lol

>>56463235
K6000 pro*

>>56463234
I don't see why not? It's just like any other phone, right?

>>56463243
thanks my phone is shit. anyone have a aliphone recommendation? i just want 1080p video camera

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>>56463178
What benefit is there to electrifying your water?

>>56463267
warm water

>>56463267
Removes the fluoride so the governmint can't getcha.

>>56463265
Why not same as I'm getting? On sale at gearbest too.

>>56463265
Redmi Note 4

>>56463234
depends. what country? there is a website that will tell you: willmyphonework.net

>>56463267
it's relaxing

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>>56461251
why aren't you using the pepe tissue holder?

>>56463129
>>56463147
4020 here. I buy shit from gearbest all the time. Xiaomi Mipad 2 came in like 7 days via DHL.

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I just want a Xiameme power bank

>>56463235
>k6000
also you should of bought xiaomi international version that supports band 27. K6000 limited band support but will work in Australia.

>>56463677
band 28*

I need a android tablet with stylus. What should i buy?
10" screen would be nice at 1080p

>>56461251
Looks like you got memed by the KZ ATES.

And the water suicide heater

>>56463658

How is the MiPad 2? The battery on my Nexus 10 is RIP.

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>>56461719
>All that nice stuff just sitting in a box not being used makes me sad. it's like toy story 3 but with chink shit instead of toys.
Man...

>>56459945
Keyboard case
screen protector
download osu! and Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

>>56463690
>>56463677
I'm on optus, I get same bands on optus network regardless if I go xiaomi or oukitel.

I just want the big battery life that comes with the big battery, lol.

>>56463658
2126 here, how long will it take with free shipping?

>>56459511
Who da guy is ?

>>56459449
Whisper into ass

>>56464044
Don't know if you want to know more about the statute or the guy.
But based on the scarf the guy is wearing, I'm assuming he's a scout leader.

The statute is 'HolleBolle Gijs', it's a fairytale character that had an inmense stomach and was always hungry.
A fairytale theme park then adapted the character as a trashcan for paper waste (it actually yells 'paper here')
https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollebolle_Gijs

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Well well well

>>56464271
?

>>56464271
> number of people living in Lithuania with an internet connection
>1

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What buy /CSG/?

>Discord already knows cause I'm a fuckwit who can't handle pictures...

Will I get into trouble if I request the chink to write "FUCK YOU CUSTOM" outside the package?
I hate my country's custom so fucking much.

>>56464372
If you write that then customs will definitely open it

hey /csg/ what can i but at exactly $20 on ebay.

>>56464422
$20 AUD

>>56464395
They ALWAYS open it, ruin the fucking content and I can do nothing about it.
My shobon comes with 2 holes stab, my egg seal's broken, ect ect.
I want to order a lot of cheap chinkshit and write that on every single one of them just to spite the custom.
Seriously fuck them.

Can someone recommend me a good Wireless FM transmitter. I want one that sounds good.
Pls and thx!

What is the shittiest thing you bought?

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>>56464461
Christ, what country do you live in?
Glad nothing happened to my shobon.

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I brought a xiaomeme speaker

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>>56464564
Sounds pretty good, but has an audio delay for video.

>>56464584
I had one of those that I gave to my brother, I did not experience audio delay problem and used it extensively over a business trip with my laptop watching weeb cartoons

Try with differing devices to isolate problemo

>>56464522
VR headset that did fuck all for me, probably the only POS ive bought so far, everything else has been off the charts

>>56464422
Buy some qy8 bluetooth earphones and start working out with your new bluetooth earphones. be careful of the many fakes though. These sound great and are well built

>>56463147
3150 here, currently using a random brand phone (Jiayu S3) with good specs and a 3100 mah battery which lasts pretty long. You should have no problems with your new phone. Order from gearbest all the time as well.

>>56464548
Some 3rd word country right next to the chink. It's still take months for package to deliver though.

>>56464584
> has an audio delay for video
It is probably not the speaker.

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>>56464672
>Live in communist China's 2nd cousin of a country
>Can't afford x-ray machine
>Can't afford sniffer dogs
>Have to cut open all the packages to see what's inside

>>56464487
> FM
> sounds good
FM has shit audio quality to begin with, and the best most car sound systems will do is Beats-tier bass shit audio. And you likely don't need it for anything else.

Just get any fucking FM transmitter.

>>56459288
Let's try again hoping I don't annoy any anon.
Does someone here own a XDuoo X3?
>Inb4 http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YnttQ7Q2fV

>>56464487
An aux cable

>>56464760
> XDuoo X3
> ~$100
Why? You can basically get a Redmi 3 for that price.

> inb4 I was on some retarded head-fi hype-the-chipset thread

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Never seen chinkshit come in all wrapped up nice like this before.

>>56464799
What is it

I didn't order from aliexpress or those sites but my Redmi Note 3 Pro just got a stuck pixel. It's like 2 months old.

I'm scared

>>56459652
those watches lose their colors in the first use lmwo

Any good radios?

What do you guys think about XIAOMI Miband 1s?

>>56464794
2 msd slots and a extra battery device. If it gets flash sale I can get for about 60€. And the chip is preddy gud. Just want to know how the bass is.

>>56464814
chink'd

>>56461251
>death water heater
Why would you even want to have that in your house?

>>56464826
> If it gets flash sale I can get for about 60€.
I guess then it makes more sense.

> Just want to know how the bass is.
Your headphones or IEM or speakers have bass. There are no sound cards that I can think of that filter out bass.

>>56461340
>famous product
>harry potter candy
What did they mean by this?

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>>56464812
Kira's Tie!

Quality seems really good, got delivered decently quick and the packaging was as seen above really well, even came with a shopping bag of said brand.

>>56464871
Kira's tie?

What

>>56464826
> 2 msd slots
What for?

It's around 80MB per hour of audio at overkill encoding settings. A 128GB shark can have ~1600 hours of audio... that shouldn't be a problem.

Or more if you encode more suitably for normal stereos / headphones / IEM.

> a extra battery device
You could get a Xiaomi battery pack or even a single 18650 charger/discharger instead.

At which point a modern phone that acts as a MP3 player can play back for half a week or more.

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>>56464871

>>56464871
Hahaha that's the gayest thing anyone's bought in a long time.

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Best chinky android TV Box out now for >100 eurobucks?

I'm really hyped for the Xiaomi one but I'm too impatient desu

>>56464871
could you post a link to the store, interested what other stuff they have

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>>56465081
> Tie based on a serial killer who chop off women hands is gay.
Well quess those men around here buying panties isn't gay at all.

>>56465126
Tie based on psudo manly anime is gay.
People buying panties here are also gay.

>>56465088
Perhaps the Vorke V1?

>>56465109
Don't have the link right here at the moment, i'm putting a negro on transport. I believe the store is printed on the package of my first image "De L'isle". They sell mostly plain ties and stuff.

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>>56465132
> Calling people who collect neat manga merch on a anime and manga focused imageboard gay.
Quess who just got caught, back 2 Redit with you.

>>56465258
>Likes a certain homosexual anime
>Doesn't make him gay

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>>56461096
>Hates Discord
>Keeps trying to join it using alts

>>56464817
Look at
>>56462543


These are not for resale they are the go to bomb clock

>>56465216
Is it this? http://www.aliexpress.com/store/102822

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Got my pedo keyboard today, it's pretty nice.

>>56462394
>That is how much an average man makes in 15 days

>>56460147
Sauce????

>>56464860
>>56464946
I already got a 100€ player but it's bass is weaker and more hollow than my pc's source.
I have a power bank but I don't want to take two devices into the gym - phone and power bank.
2msd slots bc why not.

>>56465290
nice.. considering buying that since most chink keyboards only have blue and ive been lookin for a cheap compact brown switch kb..

>>56461142
Worse, to Lithuania

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>bought from aliexpress
>package arrives from bum fuck nowhere South America
wtf, are hue hues chinks now?

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Airmail question

There is a set of german legos I want from Aliexpress, but I'm confused about how airmail works when ordering online. Do I provide them with an address so they fly it to my house, or do i have to pick it up from some airport somewhere?

Pls help

>>56465553
Wot.
It'll be sent from the sellers country to your local post office. Then it'll be sent normally.

(what legos are they?)

>>56465553
Nice bait.

>>56465553
>i dont know how mail works
Life is not for you my friend. Consider ending it.

RN3P or LeEco (LeTV) Le 2 X620?

>>56465760
Here's the advantages both phones have over each other that I could find

RN3P:
+ better community support
+ a snapdragon CPU
+ 4k mAh battery life
+ $40 cheaper
+ has a 3.5mm port
+ micro SD card slot

Le 2 X620:
+ better camera
+ better display
+ more cores (85k on antutu compared to 75k on the SD 650)

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>>56465760
>>56465812
>le

Has the discord been shut down or did I get banned in my sleep?

>>56465972
>>56465979
it still works here senpai

>>56465760
Letv is shit, skype doesn't work on it.

>>56465972
>discord been shut down
Best day of mi life

>>56465985
Aw dang

>>56465979
>Has the discord been shut down
I wish

The discord chat is cancer

>>56466012
Any idea what kind of drama made me get banned last night? I only hop in about once a week

>>56466026
I literally don't know, I'm not on there since I don't want to go to chemo

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BV-series anon back again
6000S should be here tomorrow
5000 got cancelled and I had to reorder

also picked up a Teclast X89 Kindow, which should arrive the same day as the 6kS

>>56465258
It doesn't matter if you're in San Francisco. Sucking a dick is still gay.

>>56466026
What username are you?

>>56465279
>everyone who wants discord and the children who use it gone is the same person

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>>56465271
I bet you always played as a female character in videogames when given the choice, makes you extra straight 'amirite?

>>56465553

You should be more concerned about the law in your country about Nazi stuff

>>56465282
Spot on.

>>56466104
Geegee
https://youtu.be/U7mPqycQ0tQ

I was positing that Lihuanian guy doesn't exist

>>56466167
Not that guy but depends on the style, if it's western I go male but if it's anime/cute I go female.

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What's in the bag?

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>>56466193
Who is this?

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>>56466244
this packaging is relay hard to get into desu

>>56465462
what did you order?

>>56466244
housefire

>>56466193
>I was positing that Lihuanian guy doesn't exist

You were there when he showed up in the Discord and even tried to get it to Comfy's attention.

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>>56466254

>>56466173
there is no such law

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Has anyone gotten one of these beasts before?

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>>56466286

>>56466257
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Bluelans-3-7V-100mAh-Spare-Battery-for-RC-Cheerson-CX-10-Quadcopter/32691256882.html
said sent via post malaysia on the seller page
package says Paraguay South America
So confused desu

>>56466314
bluelans are huge, they must have a million stores on aliexpress. lets see the package.

>>56466291
There's many reviews for it, general consensus seems to be that it's good as long as you can handle the weight (320g) and size. Also it's far from the fastest phone but I'm sure you could tell by the specs.

Battery lasts most people 6-7 days.

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Did i fuck up /g/ ?

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>>56466299
item 1; flip case that includes wallet holder, feels nice to hold, it might be faux leather, but Its pretty nice.

>>56466193
It's been lifted you just got caught in the crossfire of Lithu showing up under alts

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>>56466321

>>56466167
Not correct at all.

>>56466351
Didn't someone figure out Lithu=Comfy false flagging?

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Making new thread now, back in a sec

>>56466371
kek

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>>56466350
item 2, mi band 2.

>>56466351
Still can't access it. This so dumb Lithu is just random trolls trying to get a rise out of Comfy & co

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>>56466026
You were removed so they could discuss their deviancy in private.

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>>56466398
3 a replacement strap

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>>56466394
Does this confirm flat earth?
Why would a chink seller claim to send with malaysia post and then it comes from a landlocked country in South America?

>>56466420
>I hate Discord!
>I hate it so much I will hang out in it for months and post out of context chats to prove my point!

Only thing you're proving here is that you're autistic as fuck Lithu.

>>56466244
sunshine

What the fuck, they actually swallowed the 30$ value declaration of my RN3P and I got away with 7€ for customs.

Today is a good day

>>56466428
it's whatever has the cheapest postage brah. they just use it as a placeholder.

>>56466341
no, best price/performance in-ear atm

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New thread here
>>56466548
>>56466548
>>56466548

>>56466416
Try again, you're definitely not on the ban list.

>>56466557
Why'd that thread get deleted?

>>56464271
>>56464320
>out of all lithus one decides to buy a meme duck and post picture review for good goy points

rly makes u think..