/csg/ Chink Shit General - Because Nobody Else Made A Thread Edition

WHERE
IS
NEWS

>no news

>>56454755
>>56454761

THERE IS NO NEWS

MEDIA CONTROL NOW

ACTIVATE THE PROTOCOLS OF ELDER ZION

Heres something

>type random letter into search box
>sort from low to high prices
>scroll until you find something cool and post it

>>56454755
>>56454761
>>56454771
>THERE IS NO NEWS
www.cnn.com
www.foxnews.com
www.bbc.com/news

TechTablets just uploaded a first look at the Xiaomi Redmi 4

https://youtu.be/HUPF3yPvRDY

>>56454774
>K

http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Type-K-Thermocouple-Wire-Lead-for-Digital-Thermometer/32693763888.html

Random leads for shit

Dip them in your coffee to keep it warm!

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>>56454841
This_Looks_Safe.jpg

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Why are there no videos on Comfy Reviews channel? I bought a BM-800 and wanted to see his stuff.

>>56454774
>O
Cool slime

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Colorful-Barrel-O-Slime-Large-Joke-Gag-Prank-Gift-Toy-Crazy-Trick-Party-Supply-Retail/32679942543.html

>>56454870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKV4LDasdbc&list=PL0Tqw-4PhIbX4xt0H7VyjeiLPnWNML9Fi&index=1

He made them private after he was outed for wanting to bone kids

>>56454864
You have no idea what a thermocouple is and even less how it works do you?

>>56454885
Slime-cooled PC build when????

>>56454885
I've seen that shit used in ASMR videos before

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>>56454902
I do not

What do I look like, thermometerman?

>>56454885
>Non toxic
Sounds legit

>>56454864
I like mine. Works fine for when the IR thermometer doesn't.

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NOBODY CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE MASK

http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Open-Mouth-Gag-Restraint-Solid-Black-Silicone-Ball-PU-Leather-Head-Harness-Adult-Fetish-Products-Sex/32620407629.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000014.10.dGq4m8&scm=1007.13338.46329.0&pvid=22f6a418-d31c-4884-aeca-3c33605600b6&tpp=1

>>56454841

>es.aliexpress

god damnit diego

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>>56454774
>U

Weird clipper things
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pc-2016-Multicolor-Useful-Trimming-Scissors-Nippers-U-Shape-Clippers-Sewing-Embroidery-Thrum-Yarn-stainless-steel/32661427761.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.131.CAgoBt&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_10069_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10071_9930_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_2&btsid=42c9d567-41be-4d5c-945b-a63bf9490f2d

>>56455022
If those were cheaper I might buy some, but they are a bit pricey.

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Xiaomi’s Android set-top box to launch as soon as October for less than $100

https://techcrunch.com/2016/09/06/xiaomi-mi-box-launch/

ayoooo

>>56454886
Fuck off with your falseflagging Lithuanian autist

I'm about to join you RMN3P brothers but I need your last advice. Will gearbest ship me the global version? Anything special that I need to request from them?
Using gearbest because I have 15 euros worth of good boy points

>>56453828
>Comfy already came back to the Discord and said his permaban comment was a joke unlike yours. You're way behind.

He got banned once for spamming the discord invite, a while later he got permabanned for posting a referral link to some cashback site.
He's still banned.

>>56455124
I you're from the EU, there are new RN3Ps now which support LTE band 20, get one of these if you can.

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I'm in need of a multimeter, anyone that can recommend a good cheap one?

>>56455056
Hmmm... not sure. That's pretty close to a Intel / Windows box.

Typically Android HTPC are cheaper and still do their job if you want something cheap that does a job as a mini server / HTPC thing.

>>56454731
you're a shit OP, no news

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these things get me every fucking time they pop up

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WHAT'S WRONG WITH LITHUANIANS??

>>56455146
What do you need accuracy wise? What do you want to measure (capacitance or inductance too?) and which ranges do you need?
If you want a simple one even a DT830B works ok

>>56455146
What does it need to do?

post some links to some good shit you guys have bought recently.

want to get more chinko shito

>>56455138

Right, thanks for the heads up. The frequency checker tool said that the global version is all ok for my country hence why I asked

>>56455146
Fluke 17b+ might be a tad expensive but it will be the last multimeter you'll ever need.
All-sun is pretty decent as well.

>>56455203
What's your budget and what sort of shit do you want? Practical, fun, crossdressing?

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>>56455230
Practical and fun crossdressing.

>>56455146
www.aliexpress.com/item/EEVBlog-Dave-approved/32385233650.html?

>>56455189
> DT830B
Seconded if it needs to be dirt cheap.

Next suggested step up is UNI-T UT120C 'cause easily compact enough for a tool box and auto ranging.

>>56455206
Nice device, but IMO very few will benefit from going above a UT-61E, which even is useful for basic electronics.

>>56455230
don't worry about budget my friend, after that just the first two are fine.

>>56455136
Between setting his videos to private and not showing his face in his Discord channel for about a week after he was outed I think he may have had a breakdown.

>>56455269
>after he was outed
Did I miss something?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wholesale-New-Fashion-Elgant-Bandage-Sexy-Night-Club-Mini-Dresses-Check-the-feedback/1793663995.html

Thank you Jack Ma

>>56455299
he's a pedo

>>56455311
Link me up to the archive senpai

>>56454886
Sounds based

>>56455189
The DT830B seems to be just what I need, thanks. And it's mostly just for when I'm playing with my Arduino or Raspberry PI. Or future homework.

>>56455259
> www.aliexpress.com/item/EEVBlog-Dave-approved/32385233650.html
This link doesn't seem to work

>>56455206
I'll consider it when I've got more money.

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>>56455304
oh god

>>56455304
> Jack Ma
Much of that stuff is "thank you Shiying Sexy Lingerie" ("dear-lover").

>>56455333
paper bag

anyone had sharknado mixza shopped picture? really funny desu senpai.

>>56455333
Is her name Flora? Cause she is the definition of butterface

>>56455315
>>56455315
He can't because it's not true. Lithu is the one who got caught being permabanned for child porn and his response was NO UR A PEDO and making up lies. Proof he's underaged. If you look in the previous thread there was a link to the Lithuanian admitting he has a permaban for child porn. He flipped out when people found it and now he's blaming Comfy.

>>56455264
Get a quadcopter for fun purposes. XK X250 is fantastic and about $35 for the non-camera version. Get some spare batteries to go with it.
quadcopters/pp_186259.html

http://www.banggood.com/XK-X250-2_4G-4CH-6-Axis-RC-Quadcopter-Compatible-With-Futaba-S-FHSS-p-974721.html

>>56455180
What's right with us, Lithuanians?..

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>>56455411
>everyone who doesn't want to see this thread overrun by youtube superstars and their sycophant squads must be one person and that person is from lithuania

>>56455415
What makes it particularly good?

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>>56455448
Stop lying you pedophile
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/S55813953#p55814726

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>>56455441
hmmmm... really made me think

>>56455415
was gonna get it, with a camera some faggot here recommended.

any particular reason i should pick one mode against the other one?

I'm looking for a cheap mp3 player, are there any chink ones that are worth it?

>>56455502
Ruizu x02

>>56455502
Don't fall for the ruizu meme. it's shit.

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>>56455457
Why are quads good, or why is this one good? To answer the latter:
>decent flying time
>excellent build quality
>good range (>100m with stock transmitter)
>asymmetrical shape makes orientation easier
>very stable and copes with moderate winds well
>plays the theme song from "Alf" when the battery runs low to warn you to land it before it falls out of the sky

>>56454864
It is long as you don't plug it into wall.

>>56453622
Yeah, dial including borders is 40mm

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>>56455498
I am almost certainly that faggot.
Mode 1/mode 2 refers to the controller; in mode 1 the throttle/yaw are on the right stick whereas for mode 2 they're on the left, with the other stick handling pitch and roll. Pretty much all toy quadcopters are mode 2, so go with that unless you have a pressing reason not to.

Is there anything good apart from the Xiaomi quadcopter if I wanted a fully stabilized camera?

Maybe a more lightweight one?

>>56455550
> why is this one good?
That. Thanks for the response.

>>56455498
Don't be a fag, build your own quad

>>56455502
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Best-Price-Mini-Clip-Metal-USB-MP3-Player-Support-Micro-SD-TF-Card-Music-Media/32647930397.html

Blue one is cheapest.

>>56455625
More lightweight means more susceptible to wind. The main memecopter for half-decent aerial photography is the DJI phantom series but at $450 or so for the base model it doesn't really qualify as chink shit anymore.

>>56455634
You won't be doing that on the cheap.

>>56455634
give me a parts list then lad

>>56455619
alright thanks for info

Any good chinkshit ecigs?

>>56455719
All ecigs are Chinese. What's your budget?

>>56455728
I'm really looking for cheap eliquid

>>56455333
I'mpressive trips

I'd tap that in a heartbeat when she'd be so slutty in front of me

>>56455739
Don't be a retard.
Either buy locally or if cost is an issue mix your own.

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>chinks label their prices as $0.01 - $20
>$0.01 color/size combination is never available
HOW DO THEY KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>56455739
i bought chinese eliquid and ended up in the hospital for a week

>>56455816
I wish you could report them for it and they lose a % of positive feedback for their store.

>tfw earbuds broke
Are the Pison 2s still the best meme in town or were they dethroned?

Looking for an RC car or at least an ali store that sells decent parts. Any recommendations?

>>56454774
N
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cute-Memo-Pad-Creative-Big-Face-N-Times-Sticky-Notes-Post-It-Notepad-Stationery-Office-Supplies/32647622411.html

CUTE

CUUUUTEEE

>>56455816
it's so they show up as the first ones when you select the lowest price option

>>56455850
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/memephones/32703905990.html

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Im considering making a chink cross necklace for myself off Ali. For about $10 I could make something pretty nice looking.
Im assuming everything on there that's """gold""" will turn black or green in a few days so Im just looking at """silver""", """titanium""", and stainless steel pieces.

I also noticed there big lots of chains you could buy for cheap, about 80 cents a piece for several dozen. Any jews around here could make a lot of money selling these or buying cheap pendants under $3 and selling it together for $20 - $50 a piece

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Okay, how fucking retarded do I have to be to order a FiiO E10K off of ali? Am I just gonna get a box full of asbestos?

>>56455858
Are those actually confirmed good or are we going off the KZ name?

>>56455850
Piston 2's were dethroned when Piston 3's came out.
But now Piston 3's aren't being made and they're increasing in price.
Xiaomi Hybrids is the new meme.

>>56455676
> More lightweight means more susceptible to wind.
Yea, it's not like I like that either. But heavier quadcopters require closing an extra insurance deal here.

Ah well, I might eventually just suck it up and get it.

> The main memecopter for half-decent aerial photography is the DJI phantom serie
The footage I saw from these didn't look as good as the Xiaomi's...?

>>56455858
Bamboo? What the fuck, is this legit?>

>56455873
I'm pretty sure they have a legit store on ali as well.

>>56455873
Look at the seller and feedback.

>>56455858
Wouldn't the chink wood start to splay apart?
Also I would kinda worry about splinters

>>56455879
>Bamboo? What the fuck, is this legit?>
Why wouldn't it be? They had other woods and metals before. Bamboo is like the cheapest useful material possible.

>>56455843
I reported one once and Ali mailed me they had been lowered in the search.
But I doubt it actually works.

>>56455858
Really Sherlock

>>56455867
>cross necklace
for what purpose

>>56455867
Anything ""silver""" will turn black as well.

>>56455889
Worry harder, anon. It's good for you.

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>>56455885
Feedback looks good but can't they just fake that shit?

>>56455858
Besides this what are the most AESTHETIC chink IEMs under 30 USD?

>>56455902
Not him, but I live in the southern USA and could make a pretty good profit selling those at the flea market.

>>56455909
I would rather not have wood splinters lodged in my inner ear though

>>56455895
I meant legit as in beneficial to sound quality.

>>56455889
No. Just... no.

>>56455867
> For about $10 I could make something pretty nice looking.
They sell good-looking finished ones <$1, you aren't exactly a genius.

Taste may vary of course.

>>56455906
What about the black chains

>>56455911
if is fake you open a dispute and the will refund you 200% of what did you pay

>>56455915
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/A-E-S-T-H-E-T-I-C/32603843675.html

>>56455915
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/SENFER-UE-Custom-Made-As-UE900-SE846-Around-Ear-Earphone-HIFI-Monitor-Headphones-Noise-Cancelling-Headset/32520404631.html

>>56455911
Too good

>>56455937
Of course I saw those, they look like shit and usually the chain is just bead balls

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>>56454731
>wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general
Is this list up to date?

>>56455933
A bamboo or other wooden cavity usually will sound different from a steel cavity with the same shape.

I don't think it's maximizing a "neutral" representation of sound as-recorded... not that you can achieve a real neutral sound on IEM. [Also not like most people want neutral...]

Anyhow, just about every KZ sounds different, this won't be an exception either.

You get them to have variety in sound until you like some particularly much, really.

Should i buy a Redmeme note 4? its at 125 pounds right now however it doesnt have a global rom yet or cyanogenmod. Also it has a helios X20, which is not open source (bad for custom roms) but really powerful

So is KZ the way to go when it comes to chink earbuds?
the ED9s look pretty cool.

>>56455968
>detachable cable earbuds
didnt even know they existed

>>56455991
Yes

>>56455991
It's a matter of taste.

Personally, a bunch of KZ (more than one pair, alternatingly) are the IEM I use most often.

But Pistons 3 and what not are great, too.

Can someone help me with a shitty greasemonkey script to change es.aliexpress.com to www.aliexpress.com? The following just makes aliexpress loop from www. to es. back and forth forever.

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Shoo Shoo Chinky Diego
// @namespace   niggers
// @include     http://es.aliexpress.com/*
// @include     https://es.aliexpress.com/*
// @version     1
// @run-at      document-start
// ==/UserScript==

document.location.replace(document.location.href.replace('://es.', '://www.').replace('://np.', '://www.'));

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>>56456005
Multiple Chinese brands make a bunch of them.

Not always easy to get replacement cables though, heh.

>>56456029
IDS HABIDDING

IDS DO LADE

U WOODEN LISEN

Y DOZEN U STOBBIT

ALL IS LOTS

IDS HOBLETS

>>56456045
delet this

>>56455911
Source for WEBM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M

Has anyone here successfully sold shit they bought here?

Thinking of getting a bunch of charger cables and selling them for 5-6$.

>>56455988
No. mediakek means support or roms. the SoC is a little faster CPU wise but the Mali GPU is worse than the Adreno on the rn3p. it's also not as power efficient. get the rn3p or wait for the rn4p it can't be far.

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>>56456029
there are a bunch of cookies and local storage settings related to locale and countries, try manipulating/setting those instead

I hate auto-translated aliexpress too

What's /g/ opinion on JXD products?

>>56456097
i sold some tenga eggs and dildos for a 800 % markup
i had to test the dildos before thought

>>56456097
Here? IDK. But I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of sales volume on eBay was that.

>>56456118

they are products and JXD

>>56456097

go to any local flea market and you'll see a bunch of chinks selling that garbage. Charge cables, cases, all kinds of garbage.

BM-800 came in but I do not have my focusmeme scarlett 2i2 yet so I won't bother saying anything about it. Will give a review in the form of a music recording for you to examine the quality.
Also in is my second hand-fedora. My first Jinhao x450 was golden, this one is crimson red. It makes my dick hard.

And finally, 4 Q5 flashlights. I already had one of them and wanted to get these as gifts. They are nearly identical but not quite to my old one, they are marginally brighter, but they have one big flaw. When you turn them off for more than a few seconds, they do not reset to the default bright mode, so I might get assaulted by vicious strobe lights every now and then. That's a problem my older Q5 didn't have (it would reset itself) and I feel moderately chinked for it.

If anyone wants pics of any of the things I mentioned just ask and I'll take some shots

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>>56456122

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What can I get under $5?

All recommendations welcome.

>>56456122
>>56456127
>>56456150
You fuckers think I could sell some at a university? The cables they have in the stores are something like 20$ each

>>56456118
their newer devices are good for what they're intended to.

>>56455162
Could you install Linux on these?

>>56456029
Try fix these shitty mobile links too.

>>56456161
pics of the jinhao please
>>56456165
are you a husky girl too?

>>56456176
>>56456179

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/memewatch-2/32282540464.html

Sell some of these to dumb goyim

>>56456179

If it's worth your time. Remember every cunt you sell them to will come knocking if the cable shits the bed after a day or burns down their house.

>>56456179
Very likely if people are stupid enough to buy $20 cables there.

>>56456188
Yea, a bunch of them had someone port Linux, and it's theoretically possible on most of them.

That said, it's not actually different for many of the cheaper Android ones either. Some did get Linux.

>>56456176
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/not_cancer_i_swear/32643056935.html

>>56456204
Is anyone actually autistic enough to wear these

>>56456225
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/new-meme-pen/32725710561.html

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>>56456238

Got my Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 today.

Ordered through Top-One Trading. Delivery time was seven days from when I ordered.

Everything seems fine so far, haven't had time to try it out much yet, though.

May update with more info as it comes, if i ever feel like it.

KZ ED4 or ED Special
Both have the same specs so I guess it's down to build quality? Does the 2 cuckbuck difference translate into a longer life?

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>>56456199
there it is my man

>>56456391
looks nice, link?

>>56456338
Wrong meme. should've bought rn3p. enjoy no roms or support.

>>56456391
These jinhao pens really suck. nibs are hit or miss and they're always too wet.
Just get a pilot metropolitan or lamy safari

>>56456404
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-Jinhao-X450-Fine-Deep-Red-Twist-Carven-Medium-Nib-Fountain-Pen-Study-Office-Pens/32610726362.html
they usually lean more towards 4$ so it's sort of cheaper
>>56456432
My golden x450 is fucking great. It flows great and writes great and looks great. Granted I never tried any fancy 1000$ pens but it works damn fine, and much better than the Parker Urban I used to have. I also like the sheer size of the nib, haven't seen that on many pens. But then I haven't seen many pens.

Did the $10 powerbank meme lads.

>>56456432
go away with your western shit, shill

what is the best chinkshit micro sd with most storage?
mixza 128gb shark edition?
no 256gb?

Goddamn epacket. It supposed to be fast, amirite?
> a week passed
> no movement after export REEEEEEE

>>56456404
Jinhao X450 probably.

I prefer the fine point 15 or even 599, but they're not as fancy-looking...

dhl still delivers in the US?

>>56456461
>from the same store
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Creative-Ball-Point-Pen-Bone-Shape-Nurse-Doctor-Student-Teacher-Stationery-Gift/1263201_32538291551.html

SPOOKY

>>56456461
After using a co-workers lamy 2000 a few times, chink pens just trigger me.
Still not sure if I want to buy such an expensive pen though

>>56456478
Do people really wait for their packages?

I make sure to keep a steady stream of orders, that way you're never really waiting as always something is coming in.

>>56456416
4 > 3 so clearly I made the right choice.

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>new csg thread
>op not talking about redmi note 4
>no one in thread talking about it

is it worth getting? i just ordered the mi max but i'm not a manlet so i'm not too worried about the size

>>56456544
>>56456538
>>56456100

>>56456544
>i just ordered the mi max
what are you compensating for? :^)

>>56456478
That's pretty normal for chink shipping, newfag.

>>56456538
>no snapdragon
>right choice

>>56456569
my iphone 6s :(

>>56456535
Me too, but this one is needed ASAP.

>>56456575
Usually my shit was passing customs after 4 days from export.

>>56456507
Sure, for hundreds of bucks

>>56456577
The 10 memecores mediakek cpu is faster than the old snapdragon in the note 3 pro,

>>56456532
Did you actually use one though? Or more than one?Maybe you got a faulty pen, mine really is great. I was prepared for the worst and was god-honestly surprised. I use it every day.

There's always a change that the red one will suck, but I don't have the blue ink that I want for it yet.

>>56456535
I do, cause otherwise I'd forget what I ordered. Then if something never turns up I can complain.

>>56456614
Sometimes you get someone on a bicycle, sometimes you get someone with a car.

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>>56456375
help pls
need to listen to my nigga right here during my commute or I'll go nuts

>>56456627
enjoy no custom roms.

>>56456627
A tiny bit faster on benchmarks,

What about the camera, is it better?

Dubs tell me what item under $1 I buy

>>56456656
I'd go with the ED4 by gut feeling. But while I have a bunch of KZ, I have neither of these two.

>>56456672
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/David-USB-Masturbation-Aid-Heating-Rod-Male-Sex-Toy-warmer-stick-for-Male-sex-silicone-toy/32462921033.html

>>56456672
chink condoms

>>56456701
That's not under $1 senpai

>>56456672
ROCK USB 3.1 Type-C Male Connector to Micro USB 2.0 5Pin Female Data Adapter Converter USB Type C Adapter
http://s.aliexpress.com/RRFFj6B3
(from AliExpress Android)

Use 1$ coupon

>>56456695
What would you reccomend?

>>56453962
>They're a great idea but I don't think anyone found a proper long-term use for one.
I did. I'll start selling them as wireless repeaters/wifi extenders.

if anyone is interested, read https://wiki.openwrt.org/doc/recipes/ap_sta and https://forum.openwrt.org/viewtopic.php?pid=309131#p309131

>>56456672
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Small-Size-17CM-Yellow-mini-Screaming-Rubber-Chicken-Pet-Dog-love-Toy-Squeak-Squeaker-Chew-Gift/32566172254.html

>>56456672
see>>56456238

>>56456798
almost got it famster

>>56456822
wew

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>>56456616
b-but anon

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what does /g/ think about my second gb order? i know i chinked myself on the flashlights

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how do I keep it alive?

>>56456925
enjoy your taxes and fees

>>56456932
are you gonna put those pokeballs in your ass?

>>56456951
Buy more chink shit

>>56456925
They have their own fees. not $100 but $20-$30 to release your package.

>>56456951
When you make your next chinese order, ask the seller for a tamagotchi code. For gearbest contact support.

>>56456544
No one cares until the pro with a snapdragon arrives

>tfw keep buying more and more chinkshit
>yet I barely have any space left

I wonder if I can find one of those watch holders, I have a load of watches

Am I retarded if I buy a smoke detector from Ali?

I got my shitty es. and m. aliexpress greasemonkey script working correctly, and I thought I should bloat it a little bit by auto-shortening links by removing everything after the .html

Is this a bad idea? Will it kill some site functionality?

>>56457051
enjoy your house fire

>>56457051
yes, but not for buying smoke detectors from Ali.

>>56457041
Theres a good wood one on Gearbest for $40

>>56457041
>having more than two watches
i will never understand this

>>56457051
Get a carbon monoxide detector instead

>>56457051
>Am I retarded if I buy from Ali

yes

>>56456733
I liked the DT3, ED3, ED9

But honestly, try the ED4. 'cause why not...?

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>>56457080
>buy a $40 watch stand
>to hold $2-10 chinkshit watches

wew

>>56456951
this thing worth the 2 dollarydoos?

>>56455022
That's used for sewing.

>>56457101
some anon said it exploded in his pocket and then he died of cancer

>>56457091
>Having more than one
You are no better.

>>56457069
nvm, just realized this is a horrible idea and makes all the pages take forever to load

>>56457113
what if one breaks

>>56457097
>not recommending the ED7
It's like you want him to miss out on the new meme.

>>56457101

Meh. I paid a little over a buck for it. Mostly for nostalgia. I imagine it'll get old pretty quick but I think I got a dollar of entertainment out of it.

does anyone know of one of those cheap miracast devices that can be hacked to run linux?

>>56457130
Recommendations are the KZ I liked best from my stash.

The stash doesn't include the newest IEM 'cause I'm fine with these for now, and it usually also takes a while to form an opinion.

By all means, try the latest though.

It's not like KZ messed up very often - you generally get what you paid for. At least with the cheaper resellers.

>>56457124
Use your phone for two weeks while another one comes.

>>56455991
dint listen to KZ or xiaomeme shills senfer is the way to go

>>56457051
>Am I retarded
Yes.

Anyone know any good T-shirts? I'm just looking for plain, single colour ones that don't have tiny sleaves and aren't slim/trendy looking

>>56457182
w-why not

>>56457213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RINlZhcaFGg

>>56457212
Search "XXXL t-shirts" for your size

>>56457051
desu you should be able to get one for free even if you live in a shitty country like europe

>>56456932
>$1.90 for the pokeball
They were $1.50 a month ago.

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>>56457233
It's called supply and demand

>>56457228
b-but im a 6XL in western sizes.

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>>56457228
I'm not fat, what I meant was to avoid ones like pic related, which looks very thin. Most of the ones i'm coming accross look like that

>>56457267
>>56457286
chink sizes are extra small so better be sure

>>56457224
>Argentina
>white

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Anybody here that bought a cheap chink ssd that isnt just a usbstick with fake readings?

>>56457267

how fat are you?

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>the weeb statue I wanted is back in stock

>>56457349

kindian

>>56457349
lel

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>5 packages sitting in the post office
>this is the only one got delivered
The heart keychain is free. Is seller flirting with me?

>>56457362
>I posted it again

>>56457388
Where?

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I made a greasemonkey userscript that changes m.aliexpress.com and es.aliexpress.com links to www.aliexpress.com.

it probably sucks but it werks on my machine™

http://janny.xyz/fourchin/Shoo_Shoo_Chinky_Diego.user.js

>>56456193
>>56456109
>>56456045

>>56457353
160kg but i'm on my way down!

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>>56457349

>>56457411
Best girl!

>>56457041
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheap-plsastic-ones/32300196702.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/fancy-velvet-one/32615460929.html

>>56457386
post seller page. Is it the qt named Kelly?

>tfw no qt chink scammer gf

>when the girls of aliexpress support flirts with you
i love you too emily, but a sea separates us.

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Recommend decent chinkshit bluetooth mouse with clicky scroll wheel?

Also looking for a good rotary electric toothbrush. No way I'm paying $60+ for one here in the states.

>>56457565
>she

>>56457565
Emily is a guy.

>>56457584

>I posted it again

>>56457051
>Am I
no

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Anyone has one of these MXQ Android TV boxes?
Are they worth buying?

Is it possible to play some Android games on it or without a touch screen it's not possible?

>>56457439
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/jade_lifesavers/32672705344.html

*grabs you by the throat*
Amily's mine! Back off

>>56457585
>>56457601
jokes on you i like traps

>>56455162
This one comes with a good remote (with voice control option too), and I think the Xiaomi gamepad

>>56456958
>>56456925
Does DHL ever do taxes or fees for US residents?

>>56455333
Paperbag and she is fine

Ok so I've narrowed it down to the KX ATE and the bamboo meme.
Any suggestions?

>>56457653
Yes. From what I remember 10% or something

>>56457610
I have 5 of these. I buy them as gifts as well just install kodi etc.

As for games it's pretty shit no Bluetooth support so no DS3. You can do a keyboard

>>56457665
KZ fuck
Also I can't really find any reviews for the ED7
Guess it's too new
If anything I'll just get the ED9

>>56457625
Win Win situation

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>>56455304
Praise Jack

>>56457722
Two anons have recieved the ED7s and did small reviews, check the archive.

>>56457618
*cuts off your arm with jade katana*
sorry, but no one will separate me from my qt chink scammer gf

>>56457750
I bet her face is totally shit

>>56457750
>tfw no qt french gf who has affinity for chinkshit

>>56457722
Check out KZ ZS3, they're ~$8 on gearbest

>>56457750
MUH

>>56457802
just go to france and pretend to be a refugee
then do some raping

>>56457798
Body>Face

>>56457798
just put a plastic bag over her head

>>56457935

Have you ever met anyone women with low enough self esteem that she'd let you bag her during sex?

>>56457952
chloroform

then plastic bag

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>>56457750
>those perky slav titties

>>56456463
which meme?

>>56457997
>slav titties
she's french

>>56456723

usted me consiguió este momento, diego

>>56458066
Xiaomeme 10k mAh for 10 buckaroos

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>>56457997
>perky

>>56455876
>Piston 2's were dethroned when Piston 3's came out.
nice joke

>>56458078
#Triggered
It's 2016 anon, there is plenty of non ethnic French Girls in france

>>56457822
holy shit yeah, how

it's always over $17 in ali

>>56458248
Is there even 'ethnic' French nowadays?

>>56456932
meh, kinda bland
you should have risked more

do some space cat shirts and meme earphones and mixzas

also random under $1 buys, at least 10 of them

>>56455889
did you know most of the good timber comes form china?

they know their wood and steel, it's what they do

any recommendations on a decent microphone?

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>>56457199
wow nigge, these look real nice

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Design-Original-SENFER-UE-Custom-Made-Around-Ear-Earphone-HIFI-Monitor-Headphones-Headset-With-MMCX/32506518312.html

Anyone bought a chink jacket before? Thinking about buying this one https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Plus-Size-2016-Spring-Men-s-Sport-Jackets-Coats-New-Brand-Clothing-Sun-Clothes-Outdoor-Hooded/32588930862.html

>>56458565
Careful on the size, chink shit runs small

>>56458374
yes, white ones

>>56458094
Here's the guide again, dunno if the code works anymore though

Want a Xiaomi 10,000mah powerbank for $10? Follow these instructions:

1. Go to Everbuying.com and register an account. New users get 100 points for registering, 10 for confirming your email and 10 for uploading a profile picture
2. Go to this link user.everbuying.net/m-users-a-win_point.htm and use the code THXYOU for 100 more points
3. Link for the powerbank http://m.everbuying.net/product918548.html (use mobile site for extra 2% discount)
4. Price after using 220 points (=$4.40) and 2% mobile site discount should be $10.62

I used the powerbank as an example but you can use the points for anything you want.

>>56458575
>french
>white
where does this meme come from?

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>>56458553
i have a pair of the ues, same shell but have DD+BA drivers

they fit great, very low bass response but doesn't drown out mids/highs

>>56454870
He realized he ruined his Youtube carer when he posted about wanting to fuck little girls in the ass, so if he evers get famous we will out him as a pedobro with 4chan archives.

>>56458736

FUCK OFF YOU LITHUANIAN FAGGOT

http://www.gearbest.com/samsung-chargers/pp_390191.html?wid=21

Do you think it's legit?

>tfw my zircons come today

should I post a review?

>>56456338
Lol moron, the Redmeme Note 3 Pro is better, enjoy your no support for global releases and 0 custom ROMs.

>>56458764
No, I'll do it for you,
They're shit.

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are chink crabs poisonous?

>>56458764
no

fuck zircons

it all about Knowledge Zeneth

>>56458764
Please do t. anon waiting for his rock zircons

>>56458622
>>56456463
are you guys eurocucks?
mine got cancelled in the us

>>56454800
>Micro usb
What a waste of time.

>>56454731
Let's try again hoping I don't annoy any anon.
Does someone here own a XDuoo X3?

>>56458781
>>56458788
fuck of kz shills

Looks like Ali doesnt except Paypal anymore. How do I avoid getting chinked, is AliPay good enough?

>>56458835
>XDuoo X3
I don't, sorry friend

>>56458838
>anon does not want here my review on a shit product


>>56458843
alipay is only shit if you buy 100+ shit at once in which case they ask for papers

>>56458835
>X3
Get out

>>56458654
>>56458654
>>56458654
>>56458654

>>56458893

>this nigga here

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Making proper thread now, please ignore >>56458893

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i need the Xiaomi TV box NOW

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>>56458918
god bless

>>56457132
>I imagine it'll get old pretty quick but I think I got a dollar of entertainment out of it.
Good post.

WHERE IS MY CHINK SHIT GUYS ?!?! DID THE PLANE CRAHS ?? DID NORTH KOREAN SUBS NUKED THE SHIP ??

REEEEEEEEEE

>>56458719
Where did you buy them?
I don't want to buy from a shop who does not have paypal.

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>>56458936
No problem, still catching up on last thread's news.

>>56456951
The virtual pet isn't even a tamagatchi. UGH

>>56459064
i got mine from http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1825606?spm=2114.10010108.0.42.lHr0Vn

not sure you'll be able to find them anywhere that accepts paypal but i think everyone agrees that alipay is safe

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>>56459162
>UGH

>>56458870
Uh I do every day what's the matter?

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>>56458918
>>56458936
>>56459098
All done, proper thread can be found here
>>56459288
>>56459288
>>56459288
>>56459288

>>56459253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YnttQ7Q2fV

>>56458398
I ordered sharks last time still waiting on them