/csg/ Chink Shit General

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first for my shark arrived

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>>56466573
and the chinamen threw in some extra goodies

>buy googly eyes
>the back of the eyes is not sticky
>have to use glue

Straight towards the trash desu.

>>56466580
>3.91MB

>>56466580
>tfw no one's sent me goodies yet

Feels bad, man

What's the best cheap tablet/laptop (like the MS Surface)?
Someone in another thread told me that the ones with Intel Cherry Trail are shit, but the problem is that they all use those and everything in my country costs too fucking much.
It doesn't need to do a lot, the most resource intensive thing it needs to do is stream flash video.

>>56466607
I think you're supposed to peel the back off to reveal the sticky

Eighth for discord being cancer

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-original-JOYROOM-E101-3-5mm-Flat-Cable-In-ear-Stereo-Earphone-with-Microphone-for-iPhone/1000001905691.html

These things look so damn creepy, like they're going to molest and cum in your ears

>>56466696
>implying you wouldn't like that

you little slut

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>>56466573
>>56466580
i also got a chink flashlight in the mail but i think i got midly chinked
>>56466612
happy now?

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I got banned from the discord server for questioning the point of hoarding useless material crap.

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>>56466713
did i get chinked?

>>56466724
move the thing on the front back to move the "focus"

Anything good to do with banggood coins that I'm missing?
Or is it just exchanging for useless coupons and overpriced products?

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>>56466683
Be sure to report them to the appropriate authorities.

>>56466724
Adjust the beam focus you double digit

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>>56466731
yeah i know that i was talking about the corner leds not working

>>56466742
They're supposed to be having a big sale starting tomorrow.

>>56466758
that's normal
I've got a similar one and the focused beam looks like that.

>>56466758
>corner LEDS

That weird shape is how it's supposed to look you tard.
It's one big LED, not a collection of smaller ones.

>>56466580
>not a spider

>>56466636
Cube i7/iwork11

>>56466764
But that has nothing to do with the coins that you can collect daily, has it?

Redpill me on the redmi 3 /csg/. Is that phone worth it? Can I use it with no gapps? Dies xiaomi harvest a shitload of data with their phone or is it okay?

>>56466758
that' normal for cheap "cree" based torches, both my AA ones and my 18650 torch do it

Xiaomi is making shoes now, and even they're connected to the botnet

http://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-Smart-90-Running-Shoes-Super-Light-Sneakers-Bluetooth-4_0-English-APP-Comfortable-Upper-p-1076338.html

>>56466841
is it bad that I like the way they look?

>>56466823
Slap CM13 on it without GApps and you're good to go

>>56466862
No.
Because they look like reasonable running shoes. Close enough to Nike Flyknits/Yeezys to be fashionable.

>>56466841
they already had a similar model, made by one of their side companies (way before /csg/ even existed)

this model looks better, and I'd buy them if I wasn't a fat fuck

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>>56466829
>>56466765
ok thanks

>>56466898
>>>/a/

>>56466797
No, those coins are only good for either spinning the rigged roulette wheel or exchanging for bullshit coupons. Every so often you'll get $0.10 worth of Banggood points (equivalent to good boy points) via spinning the wheel but that's it.

The clearance sale does look like it'll be quite good though if you want last year's hot memes.

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>>56466874
Redmi 3 pro I assume? The 3s has no ROM because of the CPU. I really might get one of the new nexus phones turn out to be expensive shit.

>>56466952
Don't get the MTK version

just... don't


Also look at the Redmi Note 3 Pro, that's an even better phone than the R3P and an even better dev community.

Discordo doesn't work

>>56466973
because you're stuck with MIUI

>>56466977
And that matters because...?

>>56466960
Note is too big. 5 inch is the maximum I could tolerate.

I won't get mediatek, lol.

>>56466977
works here

>>56467004
Redmi 3 Snapdragon + CM13 and you're all set then

>>56466952
>>56466960
What? The redmi 3s has a snapdragon SoC just like the redmi 3 pro

>>56466952
sword with a gun. easily

>>56467030
if you like iOS

also if you like not getting Android updates

>>56467030
I love the look of MIUI.
For the two years I had a Galaxy S3, I stuck a MIUI Rom on it and loved it.

>>56467027
But a different soc. That's the issue.

Redmi 3s > redmi 3 in terms of hardware I guess. But it has no ROM since the soc is different.

>>56467027
Yeah, it's got a Snapdragon 430

Did Qualcomm skip 420?

There was the 400, 410 and now the 430

Do they not want to blaze it?

Should I buy the Redmi 3s/3 pro or wait for the Redmi 4s/4 pro since Redmi 4 will probably come with memetek?
How long does Xiaomi takes between releasing the memetek version and the almighty dragon version?

>>56466841
>Max size 10.5
Fucking china, give me my size 13.

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does my mi band 2 look good? also it was a bitch to pair. Like really fucking difficult, just a heads up to anyone who is gonna get it, steps are fairly accurate so far, bu I've not gonna and done a work out or anything. (the other things on my wrist are things my gf has got me, I'm not a pajeet, though she is)

>>56467090
The rumours are pointing to the redmi 4 releasing with snapdragon 625

>>56467133
http://gadgets.ndtv.com/mobiles/news/xiaomi-redmi-4-specifications-tipped-on-certification-site-mi-note-2-launch-date-leaked-1454742

"Beginning with Redmi 4, the smartphone is listed with model number 201606. It will be made available in Gold and Silver colour variants, and looks quite similar to the Redmi Note 4. It is expected to sport a 5-inch full-HD (1920x1080 pixels) display. It is pegged to be powered by a 1.8GHz MediaTek Helio P10 octa-core processor. This refutes the previous rumour of a Snapdragon 625 processor."

>>56467030
>>Miui is a great ui though
>he doesn't know about the built in ads

>>56467146
As usual, the one with the Snapdragon will be the "S" variant.

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I just got the KZ EDR2, which I bought for $3.74. The model without mic.

Of course they're not anywhere as good as the Rock Zircon and Piston 3, but I'd say they're considerably better value for the money, as they cost a bit more than a third of the Zircons.
They do have some considerable niggerbass, a bit too much for my taste, so one should keep that in mind before buying those. With that said, it's not so much bass that it drowns out everything else, so they should be good for bassheads.
Hiphop sounds great with these, and garage indie rockshit is also pretty good, but more jazzy/piano/violin performances sound pretty awkward.

They actually play louder than the Rock Zircons, which is rather impressive, but they leak considerably less sound, which is nice. I also believe they isolate better, but I've not tried that yet.

The tips are also more than adequate, and not as dogshit as I expected them to be. Some would probably buy other tips for them, but I don't feel like that's necessary.

The general quality of the hardware seems to be just alright. It doesn't seem like they'll break by looking at them wrong, but they don't seem THAT sturdy either. But then again, if you break them, you can just buy another pair for, like, no money.

All in all, it was a good purchase and I would definitely recommend them to people who enjoy bass.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/niggerbass/32648972219.html

I would recommend other people to get the version with a mic, as it also includes a button to pause the music.

>>56467197
But there's a Redmi 3 (not Pro, not S) that has a SD processor
http://www.gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_3-7862.php

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>>56467220
I also got this from Lightinthebox for 2 cents, plus 50 cents for shipping.
It's a bottle, I guess. It holds water.
It virtually takes no space when empty, which I why I got it.
It's nice enough, I guess.

>>56467220
I hate that my piston 3s can't do bass, I'm tempted.

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>>56466573
>>56466580
the tests, looks pretty good to me

>>56467197
Which is normally released a few months later, right?

>>56467225
I read somewhere that the mediakek version is aimed at the Chinese market and SD version is aimed at the international market. Not sure how long between releases.

>>56466898
there is a way to fix it, remove the internal black ring

>>56467409
That looks like chink version of Shizuku.

What are some good chinky bluetooth earphones? Looking to spend <$20

>>56466783
>big LED
lmao retard

>>56467430
I think it's because Xiaomi is banned from selling mediatek-based phones in India

>>56467378
The Rock Zircons have nicer bass than the Piston 3, but if you want BASS, then yeah, then the KZ EDR2 would be worth getting.
Hell, it would be worth getting regardless, they're dirt cheap.

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Do you think the seller might give me an extra gift if I say I'm on the fence about ordering a 50 dollar item?

>>56467507
Check out the KZ HDSE, cheapest I saw was ~$16 on aliexpress

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Is this really csg?

Really?

And no one talk about this?

http://www.banggood.com/10annv.html

>>56467560
What is there to talk about? the snap-up sales are impossible to obtain and every other sale seems pretty mediocre.

>>56467560
any secret way make BG points?

>>56467637
Spam referral links like the youtube e-celebs do.

>>56467556
Thanks, it looks more legit than non branded ones on Ali with like 4K orders. Any alternatives to the KZ one? Maybe one that has been out for a while and has been tested

>>56466841
>90-Running-Shoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vQPaS7qSc

>>56467294
those exact bottles are less than a dollar on ali.

>>56467816
>for 2 cents, plus 50 cents for shipping.

>>56467552
Doesn't hurt to try.

To chink the chinks...
That is the next level.

Are there any good outdoor security cameras?

Any good roms for the Redmi note 3 pro?

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>>56467867

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/250-m-laser-2-000-020-times-zoom-Ambarella-1080P-HD-network-PTZ-speed-dome-camera/32219420206.html

I don't know if it works, but someone would be an absolute madman to try and fuck with a house that has a bunch of these motherfuckers.

>>56467185
haha there are no built in ads, you've got a vendor rom!

>>56467859
Chinking the chinkies is always fun.
How should I word it?

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>>56467913

>spends $1k on security cams
>to avoid a loss of $1k in stolen goods

>>56467912
And I want to add that I dislike the stock android feeling because you have to swipe down twise to get to the quick toggles

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Just got my mi band2 and Kingdian ssd 240gb. Gonna review them when i get home.

>>56467933
Be sure to start with "Hi Friend"

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>>56467913
Reminds me of those squid things from the matrix

>>56467950
>1k
I'm a NEET and my belongings value higher than that, never mind someone who has an entire house.

>>56467964
Did you shave your arms?

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>>56467950
HE ASKED FOR GOOD

NOT CHEAP

Here

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/KKMOON-H-264-HD-720P-Wireless-WiFi-IP-Camera-Outdoor-2-8-12mm-Auto-focus-PTZ/32685546170.html

These are cute

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>>56466952
Step aside.

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>left a two star review on Gearbest's website
>the review never showed up because Gearbest only lets 4 and 5 star reviews through
...
>left a one star review on Gearbest's app on the PlayStore mentioning their shitty practices
>the chinks have immediately replied asking to fix the situation
>don't care
>mfw

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>>56468004
>>56466952

>>56468044
yes, hello friend
i see you have problem, leave 1 star on store of plays
i'm sure we can discuss
you like family, yes?
want see them again, yes?
change rating and everything okay again, friend :)

>>56467797
I recall an anon saying his Mpow wolverine's being really nice, heard good things about Macaw t1000 and moxpad x90 too

>>56467964
>shaves his arms
>kek

>>56467812
exactly my thoughts

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-kawaii-sexy-punk-harajuku-summer-style-daddy-s-little-gal-letters-print-unif-same/32368864448.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000014.6.B2oCPs&scm=1007.13338.46331.0&pvid=d12fc35b-1c4a-4ce1-bff2-483e77acc419&tpp=1


Why does the most 'Look at me I've been molested' "sexy" outfit have the most pictures?

>>56467812
Didn't even need to open it to know what video it is

>>56468218
picture reviews*

>>56468218
Russians get molested on a daily basis

>>56468218
>tfw sex toy picture reviews are forever gone

;_;
All those qts posting pictures actually using the product.

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>>56466952
Gun with sword has more stability to use both weapons at the same time.

The sword with a gun is retarded, because you can only use one at once effectively.

>>56467382
It's a be a stinky chinky kit.

>>56467382
>Paeansonic
>Paean

Fuck I lost it

"Just keep throwing in vowels, Lin. They won't notice!"

Starposter here to supply you with new $0.05 plushies.
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/all-wholesale-products/2408097.html

Be quick, stock is limited.

is the gearbest shilling program still going on? the one where they have you review them on trustpilot etc. How can I get myself invited? Do they give points for reviewing the android app?

>>56468052
gun with sword gun > sword with gun sword

because two guns > two swords

>>56468434
All ugly though t b h

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>>56468434
can I get the girl too?

>>56468218
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-High-cut-Spaghetti-Strap-bikini-set-high-cut-Bathing-Suit-push-up-Bandage-Swimwear-Low/32697973789.html


hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh

>>56468493
That's me desu

>>56468504
>no photo reviews
why must you tease me so

>>56467113
>dating pajeet
you can do better

>>56466841
How long before they go bankrupt with all this bullshit

>>56468549
>>>/pol/

>>56468545
Sorry, friend

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-Womens-Set-Lace-Lingerie-Underwear-Push-Up-Padded-Bra-Underwire-Outfits-New/32478512644.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.1.MjuvIo&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_7,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10065_10055_10054_10067_10069_10059_10058_10017_10070_10060_10061_10052_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_2&btsid=c6d7f72c-d76b-4e28-9761-abd37436c2c0

>>56468570
Never, they got that glorious smartphone money

>>56468573
Fuck off, Rajput.

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>>56468580
>tfw no qt russian gf

>>56468434
I'm 99% sure this is going to fail as per usual but what the hell it's .20c

>>56468434
thanks mate, I ordered the marvel ones, let's hope they're not potatoes... hell it was 5cents

>>56468434
bought everything that was still in stock, +20 soft toys for $0.85 lol

>>56467915
>Error: Image resolution is too large.
http://m.imgur.com/aZ9gLdO

100% MIUI

>>56468632
install xiaomi.eu version, zero chink botnet and bloatware

>>56467964
>shaves arm
>clock on right wrist
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>56468655
I don't need to unlock my bootloader, right?

>>56468668
He's retarded

Netac N530S SSD is back in stock in gearbest and the coupon codes are still working

120GB for $31.99 with code GBN530S1
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_415704.html?wid=4

240GB for $54.99 with code GBN530S2
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_415705.html?wid=4

>>56467964
Are kingdian ssds meme?

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>>56468607
This one was a limited stock of 30 per item instead of thousands of orders. They might just want some 5stars.
Let's stay positive senpai!

>>56468673
these roms are installed via custom recovery, so yes, you need an unlocked bootloader

>>56466898
Not exaclty chinked: the led is a shameful copy of a good one (I mean that's a lot worse), but if you've paid it 5$ it's not too bad.
I bought one too, serves me well for its price.

>>56468696
Just got 6 polar bears for 28 cents, thanks plushie anon.
Is it the same store every time?

>>56468708
k. Now I need to wait for chinks to approve it.

>>56468694
yes, a good meme

>>56468740
Can you tell me how to get this "Bootloader unlocking approval"? I'm new to this xiaomi/miui thing and I've got a Redmi3s coming.

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/cheap-charging/105327_32725372200.html

These look pretty good if someone's interested

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2x ROCK Cables and 16gb flash drive for my keychain came in today, I'll reply with the h2testw results when they are done.
http://www.gearbest.com/samsung-cables-adapters/pp_333823.html
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-flash-drives/pp_357103.html

Cables prices have went up since I bought them slightly, while the usb has actually gone down.

>>56468694
I don't know what you're asking.
They work, and they're as fast as they should be.

>>56468714
No the last one was another store, they only had one item, it was ordered over 2000 times but they didn't ship.

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So my spinny rotating LED thingy came. Won't get chance to build it until Sunday when I move back to my Uni house.

Also I ordered some of these stainless steel kit things. I got a lunar lander, a mars rover and a Japan D51.

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any help please, i saw a case like this in one of these threads but didnt buy it and now cant find it anymore. it was metal and i think had a bit of wood on it as well maybe.

>>56468694
yes they are legit

>>56468790
how do you find them, based staranon senpai?

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>>56468739
>>56468808

Meant to link those.

>>56468780
are both ends reversible or just the full sized USB?

>>56468851
Just full size

>>56467409
what's the point of that ugly chick?

>>56468877
To remind you that you're not as much of a failure as you could be.

>>56468434
Missed the dinosaur one, looked really cute. My niece would have loved it.

>>56468434
FUCK I already missed them all.

>>56468767
http://en.miui.com/unlock/

>chink store has a $2 off coupon
>all prices have magically increased by exactly $2

>>56468915
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-High-Quality-20cm-Big-The-Good-Dinosaur-Plush-toy-Dolls-for-Lively-Lovely-Draogon-doll/32692203957.html?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dinosaur-Plush-Toys-Stuffed-Animals-Dinosaur-Dolls-with-Kids-Toys-for-Children-Birthday-Gifts-Party-Decor/32723850901.html

>>56468930
Oldest trick in the chink book

Is there any reason not to buy a sanrenmu?

>>56468958
Nope

Gearbest doesn't give 20 points for confirming orders anymore? very chinky.

>>56468938
Thanks I guess, but these are smaller (and more expensive).

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>>56468924
LUL

>>56468978
Can't you get 20 points for providing pictures or something anyways?

>>56469020

for what purpose?

>>56469020
good luck with customs

>>56469020
anon, do you plan on starting a business with all those animals?

best head phones under 20AUD?

>>56469024
Yo used to be able to get 20 (confirmation) + 10 (written review) + 20 (pictures). So 50 points aka $1 per order, if you can only review for points now it's a mere .60c.

>>56469020
I hope you have somebody to give them away to, otherwise you are absolute piece of shit.

>>56469071
Are you looking for actual over-ear headphones or just IEMs?

>>56467113
lol pajeet lying about his rakhis

>>56468218
If dubs I get this for my gf

>>56469155
2D women can't wear 3D clothes.

>>56468615
thanks for leaving some for the rest of us

>>56469155
Make sure to upload picture reviews.

Tons of my friends have these hydro flasks, they work but are overpriced as fuck. Is there a good chink shit equivalent?

>>56468978
>>56469091
Actually gearbest reviews seem to be broken too, you can't rate out of 5 and without it it says review incomplete.

By the way guys you can now go back and review gearbests service on all of your old orders and get 5 goodboy points for each one. Milk those .10c orders for even more free points.

>>56469182
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Eco-friendly-20oz-stainless-steel-insulated-water-bottle-with-bamboo-lid-600ml-stainless-steel-sports-cup/32652917271.html

can i get an msata samsung 850 evo from chinaland?

>>56469200
>>56469217
Just buy a Kleankanteen bottle fucking niggers

>>56469136
IEMs?

I already have a great pair of the big ones that sit over the ears, i want some good in-ear ones for my walk to work and workouts, ones where the wires wont break after a couple of months and leave me with one working speaker.

>>56469155
i guess you have to go buy, i mean find a girlfriend now

>>56469174
>>56469246
you don't have to be jealous

>>56469180
I'll see what I can do l4d

>>56469200
you can also review your support tickets for 5 points

>>56469182
https://www.aliexpress.com/category/100004983/vacuum-flasks-thermoses.html

>>56469244
>ones where the wires wont break after a couple of months and leave me with one working speaker.

why does this happen to so many earphones
even my non chick ones

>>56468668
>>56468196
>>56467997
fuck off barafags
hair on arms looks disgusting

>>56469320
found the faggot

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Hit or miss?

>>56469320
Go away trap faggot

>>56468820
Private tracker, don't have any invites left.

>>56469334
>>56469340
found the apes who think having hair on their body is acceptable in 2016

What are you waiting for from Chinkland?

I'm waiting for:

VR Headset
Bluetooth Remote
Keyboard Cleaning Gel
Headset Holder
Watchstrap
Watch
Watch Link Remover
Watch Tool
USB Cable
Magic Sponge
Magic Oven Sponge
Earbud Case
Earbud Cable Organiser
Rock Zircons
Tips for the Zircons
Chinese Batman Lego Model
Touchscreen Gloves
Stuffed Toy Eeevee
Phone Case
Chip bag resealer

>>56469370
found the faggot

>>56469337
>$45 for a chinese soldering iron
If it does all the soldering for you and sucks you off while it's doing it then it might be worth it, otherwise just get a proper one.

>>56469071
pretty much doesn't exist other than IEMs
you can get great sounding ones for under 20

several /csg/ memes like:
xiaomi piston 3
xiaomi hybrids
rock zircons
KZ ATE
KZ ED9
VE Monks [if you want not deep canal ones]

along with brand name things like:
Philips she3590 [I've had the mic version of these, and they're fucking amazing]
Panasonic ErgoFit RP-HJE120

>>56469386
I'm waiting for
Cheapest mkb I could find, which is also incredibly good looking
2 Chink watches, one for me and other for my gf, 6 yuros both
Also looking to buy a led strip

>>56469320
>>56469370
I was just wondering, never really seen a guy with shaved arms before. At least not like that where it looks like a quick beard job, usually fags are completely bare.

>>56469386
1x iPhone 5S Screen protector (S.P. here on out)
1x iPhone 6+/6S+ SP
10x Iphone 6/6s SP
Galaxy S6 SP
Galaxy Note 3 case
iPhone 5/5S case
iPhone 6/6S case
iPhone 6+/6S+ case
Case for an iPhone (idk which one lel)
2x otg adapter

wew

>>56467867
Stay away from wifi cameras.

>>56469386
Shitty Slim Bluetooth Mouse
Teclast X98 Plus II 64 GB
Small Mini Bluetooth Gamepad
Almighty Eagle Swiss Knife
MIXZA 16GB
Micro HDMI to HDMI 1.8m cable
Shitty WiFi Extender/Repeater
MiBand2
Xiaomi Redmi 3s

>>56469420
which mkb did you buy?

>>56469448
mkbhd

>>56469386
Chinkwatch
Orange peeler
A couple of water bottles
A shitload of cables for a PI

>>56469396
actually ignore the SHE 3590
apparently their quality has gotten really shit now, and they sound really tinny and feel shit

sucks, cause if mine break ill be sad
they outperform pistons and ATE's

>>56469448
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Maybe-Incredibly-Good-Looking-Is-A-Bit-Too-Much/32648715816.html

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>>56468785
Well it's nothing too special but it will do the trick, not complaining for the price.

>>56469386
Way too much shit, save me.

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>>56469351
are you trolling?

>>56466548
I MADE THE NEWS NIGGERS
yeah baby moving up in life

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www.aliexpress.com/item/shieeeeett/2042797331.html

>>56469577
don't be racist

>>56467997
>>56468196
>>56468668

I am on 2 grams of steroids per week. Ofcourse i shave my arms, they are veiny as fuck and muscle looks better. Also try injecting 1gram of tren and your body hair will be like a grizzly bear you lanklets.
On topic the band works extremely well, its paired with my RMN3. Biggest concern was if the heart rate monitor picks up good readings which it does! Maybe my shaved arms did the trick kek.
Atm formating the ssd will report back soon.

I'm looking for a small, lightweight laptop with good battery life for <$300. Anything?

>>56469386
Fagbag
Modem for Dreamcast (I hope it isn't softmodem, otherwise I will shove it up chinamans ass)
Various stuff to make line voltage inducer powered by RPi
2 microUSB cables
5 cent plushie

>>56468816
was it the one where the phone sits on mitu's head

>>56469608
Chromebooks

>>56469396
Not the anon your responding but, wich one of these is the cheapest one?

>>56469337

I like mine

>>56469602
>this again

>>56469602
we really should change the name back to chinese shopping general, the gratuitous racism is attracting the wrong kind of people

>>56469619
>fagbag
a bag to store your cigarettes or a bag for gays

>>56469632
look for yourself
they change all the time, and where you live may affect it
they're all around the 9-14 dollar range

>>56469386
custom printed pencil cases
400ohm headphones
crab lollipops
some pens

>>56469627
Anything a little less shit?

>>56469660
link to the headphones?

what was the name of that really cheap but good memechanical keyboard?

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He made it through his first night

>>56469653
I think that kind of both.
Somebody here called it that.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fag-bag/32664186203.html

Chink somehow messed it up and sent me wrong tracking number. Returned money the day after that, and sent it for some reason the next day. So it's free bag for me.

>>56469694
motospeed inflictor

>>56469694
there is a few
for full size, motospeed CK 104
there are a few numpad-less and other form factors
like the AJAZZ [idk model number, but you can find it]

>>56469608
honestly, /csg/ is less help here than /tpg/
go take a look at their thread and pastebin, you're looking at getting a x220 or something of the sort and swapping hdd for ssd, and then maybe adding a better battery and then youll have a 13in 20hr beast for under 250

>>56469678
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/makeamericagreatagain/32694652430.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.13.0dOzyf

they were on sale a few days ago, i got them for ~$55

>>56469694
Motospeed inflictor
ajazz geek(?)
aula f2012
lingbao jiguanshi

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Is this legit?

They have a site and everything.
http://www.maxsun.com.cn/2016/0812/4527.html

>>56469723
how do they sound?
how do they compare to the VE Monk

>>56469607
>steroids
You're making this worse for yourself
Just stop posting

>>56469740
At least it doesn't have VGA port on it, like fake card does.

>>56469719
I said small and lightweight, anon.

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Any Mechanical Keyboards with this layout?

Had to use the layout with a tiny enter key for a while, it was awkward.

>>56469798
x series is small and light, honest to god
at least compared to a lot of other laptops and other thinkpads
if thats too heavy for you then you need to start lifting or something bruh come on

>>56469740
>300

don't risk it

http://www.gearbest.com/graphics-video-cards/pp_319834.html

>tfw almost 100% chance of having multiple chink packages waiting for you after work today

>>56469840
Get a chromebook.

>>56469823
most mechs don't

>>56469826
I've always had a problem actually finding Thinkpads at these prices. Where do you get the good battery?

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>>56469744
they're very bassy, they lose some detail compared to the 320ohm version (320 sounds like ve zen) and they're a bit v shaped

the bass more than makes up for the loss of detail, they go much lower than any other earbud i've tried so great for dance music or dub etc

>>56469853
Sorry, deleted because I actually looked at the size of the X220 and it looks fine.

>>56468218
>Most liked one is actually a real doll wearing the shirt

lel

>>56469871
interesting. most earbud shaped ones lack bass from my experience, even higher end once
what are you driving them with?

>>56469898
>once
fuck im retarded

>>56469854
well shit

>>56469607
>shaving instead of waxing
But youre used to the itch anyway you subhuman

>>56469823
ask /mkg/ too
they are prolly a much better source than us

>>56469740
I am sure slapping a cooler on a PCB is within Chink technological skill set.

Never seen any Chink GPU with a competitive price tho.

>>56469862
look for used on ebay, you can look for ones missing hard drives or whatever since you're going to put an ssd in anyway. also, it can be 4 gb of ram, just sell that for like 15-20 and buy an 8gb kit for 30 then.
good batteries, have to buy from lenovo or get chink'd, amazon, get what you pay for
>>56469881
told ya mane, happy to help

>>56468003
Its a given the PLA is watching too yes?

>>56469970
Price is pretty competitive if you don't live in the states.

Import tax, customs and other shit makes GPUs expensive as fuck.

>>56469740
why the fuck do people keep trying to buy western tech from chinese sources? do you not understand how these things are distributed by big tech companies?
protip: you won't find cheap western (or "western") shit in chinese shops

>>56469862
eBay.

Then add a 9 cell from AliExpress, KingDian msata SSD, HDD from AliExpress and noname RAM from AliExpress too for maximum /csg/ memes.

what are some cheap (<$12, incl shipping) devices that have ARM CPUs and can run linux (hacked or otherwise)?

>>56470025
not quite
you can regularly find peripherals for a lot cheaper
like razer and kingston

Anyone tried and have any luck with a chink NAS adapter?

>>56467964
How did you get it to display the date?

>>56470066
the c.h.i.p. thing

Can you buy gutter oil online?

>>56469990
a whole army watching your house!

It's a privilege!

>>56470081
update the app and the firmware

>>56470025
Um, maybe because I don't live in burgerland where GPUs grow on trees?

MSRP is 429AUD with alot of them going even higher, that's $325USD up

>>56470071
Razer is Taiwanese, Kingston have their things assembled in Taiwan.
Hell Kingston's President and co founder is Chinese.

>>56470112
>Razer is Taiwanese, Kingston have their things assembled in Taiwan.
>Hell Kingston's President and co founder is Chinese.
actually that makes sense

>>56469898
Fiio x3ii +e12

Also have an xduoo x2 + xq10 I'd like to try them with but I don't know if it'll be powerful enough

>>56470076
i bought this
http://www.gearbest.com/usb-accessories/pp_326780.html
and it works fine
there is a cheaper xiaomi one that only goes up to 100mbps tho

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>>56470092
No, but you CAN buy this

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Unisex-Snake-Oil-Moisturizer-Snake-Cream-For-Wrinkles-Chinese-Face-Cream-Skin-Care-Free-Shipping/32502311789.html

>>56469719
This kind of battery? https://www.amazon.com/Lenovo-0a36307-Extended-Battery-Laptop/dp/B0085MPIG6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1473263692&sr=8-1&keywords=thinkpad+9+cell+battery+x220

>>56470090
hasn't even been released afaik. also, I doubt it will ship for $4 to my country. only the chinese can get cheap shipping.

>>56470071
>peripherals
yes, peripherals. people keep looking for GPUs and other state-of-the-art tech in chinese shops. they won't find them there.

>>56470112
>Um, maybe because I don't live in burgerland where GPUs grow on trees?
that doesn't even matter. my point is that these chinese vendors probably don't even have access to the sales channels.

>>56469386

Anon can you link the Zircon tips please?

Waiting for:
>Keychains
>Gameboy Case

>>56470244
Someone in this thread recommended these ones, so I ordered them.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Details-about-3Pairs-Replacement-Silicone-Earbuds-Ear-Tips-For-Sony-XBA-MDR-DR-Series/32651707382.html

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Postman has delivered my new kz hdse iems hopefully they are not shit

>>56470214
ask /tpg/ make sure it works for your model

>>56470296
give us a review in a bit

>>56470105
App version 2.18
Band version 1.0.0.0.33

Not getting an option to update either. Which version are you on?

>>56470293
Thanks, my ears are so small even the smallest tips that came with the zircons are kinda painful to use.

>>56470187
I meant something like this
http://www.addonics.com/products/nasu2.php

Should I flip and win?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cheese-white-keyboard-cherry-mx-switch-74key-104-key-keycaps-Taihao-double-shot-Granite-Dolch-keycap/32641162186.html

Should I buy this shit? Would it be any good?

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>>56470327
Dear friend,
I will be sure to make review for you in meantime please look at other 5 star reviews

>>56470391
>cheese white

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>>56470391
anon, those are keycaps
not a keyboard

>>56470406
>wonderful delight of aural
huhueuheuheuhe

>>56470206

Finally! I've always wondered where I could get some legit snake oil.

>>56470347
I had to download the APK version of the Mi Fit app and there was an option for the date to show up, the play store version did not

>>56470406
dear friend thank you
i hope you are not in the sorry

Will buying a Keffiyeh get me on a terrorist watch list?

>>56469705
Mmm I guess I will get a couple of those.

>>56469740
Maxsun is a okay brand, but why not get one locally with 1-2 years warranty?

>>56470478
Sorted. Thanks mate you're an absolute LAD

anyone know of any okish chink WI-FI SD cards.

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>>56470641
Only if you get an F91W knock-off at the same time.

>>56470680
Only cards in stock are the ones from Asus ROG, Gigabyte G1, MSI Gaming X and other gamer LED xbox HUEG cards that won't fit into my case because of the amount of HDDs I have. They are more expensive too.

Fucking EVGA won't bring the cards in stock locally or I'd just get a EVGA SC with the heatpipes and call it a day.

>>56470660

Not bad for a knockoff. So far only complaint is that the reset button is on the front. Too easy for an accident to happen

>>56470714
>chink f-91
Random number generators aren't very good to use as bomb timers, anon.

>>56470641
what are you, 14?

>>56470829
The casio meme watch is though.

>>56469826

It's almost an inch thick, that isn't thin at all.

>>56470452
Dodged a bullet

Thanks anon

>>56460218
You could sell the power banks with cables or like: "one power bank 20$ or one power bank + cool cable 21$! choose wise!"

>>56466724
Now hold in the button to activate SOS flashing mode

>>56465290
How much for this?

>>56467382
Link? Looks pretty cool.

>>56469386
Whats a magic sponge? Is it made out of rabbits and doves or what?

>>56470387
No, only if its free. The best i got was 7c

How's the bass on Hybrids?
Going on 10 euros on Gearbest with good goy points

>>56464271
What was the thing with the Lithuanian again?

>>56471210
It's a very fine grit sponge thats great for cleaning.

OP lay down the whopper and make a new thread soon

>>56471213
Lost all my coins already.
Got a useless coupon of which seller is literally giving away 20000.

>>56466748
Harro, Bernd. :3

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>>56471243
Immense shitposter who cries about youtube

ATTENTION /csg/!

WHAT TAMAGOTCHI SHOULD I GET

PEN TOMAGOTCHI:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Virtual-Pet-game-brio-transparent-keychain-tamagochi-ball-point-pen-2-in-1-electronic-game-toys/32716195718.html

APPLE TOMAGOTCHI, NOW WITH NO HEADPHONE JACK:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-brinquedos-bebes-meninos-electronic-pet-game-machine-Tamagochi-168-pet-in-1-Learning-Education-toys/32716086204.html

GIANT BLUE BEAR AND PINK EGG MAN TOMAGOTCHI:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2PCs-lot-Electronic-pet-game-E-pet-Gift-Toy-Game-Machine-for-Tamagochi-Chess-game-brinquedo/32622878839.html

ACTUAL FAKE TOMAGOTCHI:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/4-Colors-49-Virtual-Cyber-Digital-Pets-Electronic-Pets-Retro-Game-Funny-Toys-Handheld-Game-Machine/32680343327.html

>>56471192
I think it's https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100-new-AM-FM-stereo-AM-radio-kit-DIY-CF210SP-electronic-production-suite/32247104314.html?

Review http://goughlui.com/2016/09/07/project-paeansonic-cf210sp-cd9088cd7642-amfm-radio-kit/

Any decent usb wifi dongle that won't make me part of chinks' skynet network?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/qt-cat/32630887910.html

Should I buy one?

Any shark like quality normal size SD cards?

>>56471478
Why do you want a Tamagotchi, comfy? Are you going to use it to lure children into your van?

Also you are permabanned and shouldn't be posting here.

>>56472163
1. I am not comfy, you lithuanian crybaby

2. I just want a virtual pet because I like burning money.

>>56472332
>everyone I don't like is lithuanian
you certainly sound like comfy

>>56472402
>everyone I don't like is comfy

And you certainly sound like that retarded Lithuanian

Now rec me a tamagotchi.

>>56472530
I'm not going to help you molest children.

>>56472572
Okay

>>56472160
Mixza makes full size, no sharks though

if anyone's interested, I wrote to PREMEC about the Xiaomeme Pen refills and they answered

>>56472919
Thanks man

>>56473046
Wow thanks for the Info man.

>>56466758
>corner leds

lmao

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>>56471243
Lithuanian shitposter tries to stir shit.
Gets called out as a pedophile with proof from the archives.
He goes berserk and says N-NO COMFY IS THE PEDO with no proof.
Invades discord spazzing out with sixteen alts which all get banned by based admin
Now reduced to spreading lies no one believes in thread while pocket wanking to child porn with his 3" dick.

Pic related, showing off his permaban for child porn again.

Has anyone bought a Chinese clone? https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32477909410.html#autostay

Found this on eBay and might take the risk, specs say it has a 1920*1080 display but have never bought anything like this and don't want it blowing up

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I bought dried mangoes today, they are pretty good desu. Don't see why you'd buy them on ali tho.

Pic is semi-related, dried squid from the chink store edited with my chink phone :^)

Dried squid is breddy dank too, but maybe this is actually lamprey from a poor russian lamprey fisher.

>>56473907
pic is obv comfy falseflagging, kill yourself

>>56474125
Where else would you buy?

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>>56474177
Still waiting on that Comfy is a pedo proof, champ

Oh yeah, you've got none.

>>56474125
That makes me think, has anyone bought beef jerky from china?

>le csg celebrity drama
>every fucking thread

Nobody gives a fuck about a lithuanian or some youtuber with 3 subscribers dudes. Keep the high school feuds in your AOL chat room.

>>56472572
Fuck off normie

>>56474620
Oh the chink store also had 'beef jerk', should I review it for you m8?

>>56474125
How much was the squid?

>>56474722
No need for that thanks, was it any good? Also was it [spoiler]actually beef[/spoiler]?

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We're on page 8 and I'm at work right now unable to make a thread seeing how shit google captcha & phoneposting is.

If someone can cover for me that'd be great.

>>56471478
the actual fake.

And looks like you should take an xacto knife and shave off the Reset button so it isnt proud. It's begging to be pushed accidentally.

>>56475043
doing it now m8
thanks

>>56475043
not again

>>56475043
/csg/ was a mistake. Let this be the last thread.

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>>56475075
I'm working from 14:30 to 22:30 gmt+ and can barely post on my phone and can't make proper threads.