/csg/ Chink Shit General

first for homosex

>>56239252
Seconds.

Thanks OP.

>>56239252
>doorbell rings
>"you have mail to sing"
>feelsgood.jpg
>mailman gives me my packets
>he knows I buy a lot of tech stuff from Aliexpress, GB and he does too
>"Anon, I want to assemble a computer and I'm looking for a place who sells a gtx 1070 at a good price"
>10 minutes conversation about what's the best gpu
>"mailman, do you need this pc for gaming?"
>"y-yes, m-mostly world of warcraft, I need a new battlestation before the new expansion comes out"
>mindblown.png

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Just recived this, what you think it is /guys

>>56239302
dragon dildo

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Coвeтcкиe плaкaты. Cyкa блять

>>56239301
yall smashed?

>>56239302
Masturbation eggs.

>>56239302
Tenga eggs

>>56239314
Frame it, it would look way better that way.

>>56239301
did you fuck?

>>56239302
BMCV

>>56239301
I hope you didn't forget to tip him

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What the fuck?!?!?!?1

yo anybody has a recommendation on where/which powerbank i should buy, it should have, 12v output and/or ac output i need a fairly big powerbank that can charge my laptop at least twice, cheers mates

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I think I'm gonna go with the silver one
is it worth it for 35$?

>>56239341
if you can stand the cancer typography yeah go for it

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Seed anon here

Follow-up to yesterday

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>>56233883
the chinks told me to uninstall any software even though it's always had the problem. Could have asked for a refund but couldn't be bothered wasting time getting chinked when they'll ask me to ship the fucking tablet back to them.

>>56239302

meme egg

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>>56239337
Gearbest and many other chink shit sites stopped shipping powerbanks to Australia because of your ass backwards customs.

>>56239337
44℅ off get it it's a flash sale :^)

>>56239351
Either you send it back and get a new one or they'll offer you to pay $50 to buy it again. You're chinking yourself by not doing anything.

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>>56239346

At least mint is easy to grow.

>>56239363
How safe are these?

>>56239351
>Pansy
Hi James.

Are any of the IEMs suggested of decent quality, or are they just expected to last a few months before being replaced with another 10 dollar pair?

>>56239363
>hot-sell7
what did he mean by this

>>56239370
Not at all.

>>56239318
>>56239331
>>56239336
don't be lewd

>>56239357
>>56239361
Fuck this shit

>>56239363
>>56239370
disregard this I suck cock
>Please note this is a DIY Power Bank Case Kit,You are required to assemble them yourself,and the battery is not included !

>>56239382
Blame Abbott

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>>56239357
>Cannot ship to New Zealand
WELP
Well at least I got two of them while they were cheap. I bet they think AU and NZ are the same country and just disabled both.

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>>56239302
When i open it i see that little box

Thinking about getting a tablet. Which sellers do you trust?

>>56239413
Gearbest

>>56239413
Not gearbest

>>56239413
Maybe gearbest

>>56239413
any that take paypal

>>56239418
>>56239434
>>56239436
Should I repeat that question?

>>56239413
GayBest

>>56239363
thanks mate

>>56239413

GearBest

Nobody here seems to have ever had a problem with getting tablets from them.

>>56239361
>>56239337
>>56239357
Do they often go on flash """sales""" ?

>>56239413
I don't know

>>56239441
yes

>>56239449
No. In fact their power banks have gotten a bit more expensive since last year, probably due to Pokemon Go normies.

>>56239441
What?

>>56239413
Just get a Xiaomi MiPad 2

>>56239449
That's the cheapest it's been in a while, the Pokemon Go craze briefly made chinks up the prices on powerbanks everywhere.

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>>56239460
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>56239337
>>56239357
>>56239382
>>56239398
>He didn't have local resellers selling for $9.99

>>56239464
>Just get a Xiaomi MiPad 2
Reminder that the original MiPad is still stuck on KitKat

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>>56239412
Its a 30cent zircon ring good quality

>>56239468
>windows XP
damn that's one matured gif

>>56239412
>>56239473

Did she say 'yes'?

>>56239339
Romoss eUSB
Qidian QD 188

>>56239346
Those seeds might have been processed with toxic chemicals, and will contain them when grown.

>>56239460
>>56239464
Might nab me one then
>tfw Xiaomi is getting known as a respectable company worldwide
RIP cheap chinkshit

>>56239473
nice cockring

>>56239468
>Local resellers for $9.99

Begging to get housefires.

>>56239473
I hope she dumps you

>>56239363
what was that? :(

>>56239475
nice meme dude, i prob give it to my mom

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They were $11 at one point

>>56239477
>RIP cheap chinkshit
This ;_;

>>56239484
Everyone here who bought a powerbank will get a housefire then.

>>56239488
DIY powerbank case for $1
you still needed the battery itself

>>56239491
>2015

Thanks Pokemon Go.

>>56239499
is it worth to buy?

>>56239497
Not really, but a Xiaomi Pocket for 9.99 is asking to get chinked. There are fakes about of them you know.

>>56239507
you still need the battery that you put in the thing

>>56239507
do you need a DIY powerbank case?

>>56239464
Any reason you wouldn't recommend the Teclast? It seems to have superior specs and is much cheaper on GB at the moment.

>>56239507
Nah, you can't easily get a legit battery cheao.

>>56239514
Nigga they're real.
OK they're actually $11 normally but on sale they're $9.45

>>56239377
$1 more like

>>56239448
Only that faggot who broke down his own tablet.

>>56239519
Better build quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec_aPUi_a50

>>56239520
If you're so sure hook the cable in with both ends, if the charging lights come on it means you have a fake.

>>56239533
Serves him right for trying to chink the chinks.

>>56239535
Didn't buy it for myself but checked the code on the box.

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soo, should i buy it?

>>56239460
>tfw my phone is so old it's removable
I'm glad extended batteries are a thing

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man the postman it's gonna take a dump on my door if i keep ordering shit

>>56239547
don't forget to tip him

>>56239544
No, buy yourself some better font rendering.

>>56239544
Cheapest it's been in a while (not counting the 2015 pricing) throw some goodboy points at it for a further discount

>>56239547
man you're autistic, at least buy something that has some utility

even a dragon dildo has a function

>>56239585
They will have a function

He's going to cum on them

>>56239594
haven't thought about that,
my bad, they do have a function after all

>>56239547
Post some pics of the figures once you get them.

https://www.amazon.com/Cub-JA0027-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B019HDSCPU/
Where can I buy this or orange peels on Ali/eBay?

>>56239547
>buying fake anime merchandise
Enjoy your shit quality.

>>56239614
>muhh quality

>>56239614
>elitism about real toys
>>>/toy/

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>>56239614
i've bought anime figurines on ali before and they are pretty good copies of the original
>>56239609
i definitely will
>>56239585
i will give them a use don't worry, i also have a bunch of "useful" shit incoming too but its nothing we havent seen in this thread before so i couldnt be arsed to post it

>>56239336
>>56239552

Where did the tipping your mailman meme come from?

>>56239302
BABY MOUTH CAR VAGINA

>>56239693
Probably from some americans

>>56239693
American underpaid living wage workers

>>56239693
Some Estonian anon was complaining about it.

>>56239693
I'm curious where the baby mouth car vagina meme came from
>Someone actually search for this to find the first one
>there is an actual demand for this

>>56239693
Americunts, they need to tip everything that breathes

In the US, you're only supposed to tip:

waiter/servers
barbers/stylists
taxi drivers
food delivery drivers
churches/members of the clergy
private tutors
dog walkers
doormen
elevator attendants
bellhops
landscapers
live disc jockeys
ushers
translators/interpretors
caregivers
land surveyors

But thats it.

>>56239735
but why


oh right, because they get paid a shit wage

>>56239735
nah, you should also include tattoers

>>56239735
>servers
shit, so every time I use my browser I have to tip the servers

>>56239754
wat

>>56239735
>not tipping the bus driver

>>56239754
wew

why are is this genral such cancer?

>>56239754
I can't tell who has more autims... the guy who got chink'd or the guy who made this picture

>>56239760
some shitskin got chinked and jew'd, relatively by GearBest and PP

Are there fake 8Bitdos on Ali? What's a good price for them?
Also is Playing N64 games acceptable with them? You would have to cut away some c-buttons but most games didn't use them too much anyway.

>>56239782
yes

>>56239771
why is your grammar so cancerous?

>>56239791
que ?
PEDDEL PEDDEL HUANG WANG

>>56239754
guy could have gotten his money back if he had acted like a man and not a ape

a ape gets no refunds

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>>56239716
>>56239702

>baby mouth

>>56239822
they have girl baby and boy baby verzion
which is you get?

>>56239547
Don't worry about the postman- they literally wouldn't have a job if you didn't have shit delivered.

>>56239754
This story is missing a few parts:
Firstly, that person broke the tablet themselves. They tried to root it and the sd card slot stopped working.
Then they immediately went to paypal for a total refund, and it turns out shipping something to china is like $90, and paypal won't give a refund unless the item is returned.
Then he goes to gearbest and gearbest offers him $50 refund (since the device still partly works) so long as he closes the paypal claim.
The anon then does neither and screams and whines until both gearbest and paypal give up on him and he gets no refund at all.

He did this entire thing to himself by being such a dumbass

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>>56239735
Here's your tip.

>>56239782
I'm searching some cheap NES30 PRO clone gamepads too...

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Looking for cheap chink shit? Not sure what to buy? Check out /csg/ approved video reviews:

Dirty Reviews - nice accent and definitely started off the shark meme
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP), most well-known for BM-800 condenser microphone phantom power tests
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

BigCliveDotCom - the myth, the legend, tears apart chink shit to see if it'll kill you in your sleep
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links and shilling for free stuff
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

GeeekyStuff - boring voice but in-depth reviews of chink shit especially dash cams and obscure chink phones/tablets
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdt2o-hQ3BF-lc1z58ZY2mw

TechTablets - used to shill here then sold out when the jewtube money flooded in. Still a good resource for chinky tablet reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

>>56239677
I want to hotglue your Kurumi.

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Got my mp3 player, smaller than I thought it would be.

Now I need to get a 64gb shark to complete the meme.

>>56239948
>TechTablets
I think he's the best guy reviewing chink tablets.

>>56239948

>referral links

Get out.

>>56240011
Lithuanian who needs his parents to do his banking for him mad at people having an income.

>>56239948
This is beginning to be posted in every thread, can we put this in the pastebin.com for future reference?

>>56239341
Yep. Even the chinkiest mechanical is more durable and nicer to type on than a rubber dome

>>56239948
>shilling for shills

>>56240025
>Lithuanian
Stop it.

>>56239337
Whats the original price?

>>56239489
Marrying your mom is illegal in most states

>>56239252
Please refrain from using the work "chink" when making these threads. It's highly offensive racial epithet
Go to /pol/ if you need a place to express your racist views

>>56240054
$31

>>56240064
im not going to marry her ffs

>>56240064
Impregnating her isn't.

>>56239874
This is why /csg/ is such a joke. Nearly all of you are just whiny cheapass little shits who are a million times worse than even the famously awful chinese (Note I mean cheap not frugal).

>>56240065
Fuck off, chink.

>>56240011
Neet who can't even shill

>>56239361
This is why I love chinks. They made me completely numb to "sales" even at a subconscious level. Just ignore everything except the end price.

>>56240084
Reported

>>56240076
I always buy from the cheapest seller.

>>56240095
I think I found the chink in your armour.

>>56240095
>announcing your reports

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>>56240044
>there is no Lithuanian faggot
>it's all in your head
>now for calling me out for being a pathetic fag I'll dislike your videos some more, that'll show you
Lol, this guy. Every time.

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>>56240095
>>56240118
>announcing reports and ironically posting about reports

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>>56240128
>I'll dislike your videos some more, that'll show you

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Has anyone had any luck with chinese prescription glasses? Any recommendations?

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>mfw vicky posts some sick deals

>>56240247
I wouldn't let chinks ruin my eyesight.

>>56240294
But I don't want to let the mountain jews ruin my wallet.

>>56240247
my brother orders his from china, he likes them.

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I just learned something interesting that not everybody may be aware of.

Sanrenmu makes a knife that people say is a clone of the CRKT Drifter. The Drifter is widely considered by many knife enthusiasts to be one of the best budget knives in the world today. But I learned that the Drifter isn't manufactured by CRKT at all - Sanrenmu manufactures it under license to CRKT, and CRKT just slaps their logo and a markup on it.

So this isn't a clone at all. This IS the Drifter, just without a Western markup. It's not a copy, it's the same exact knife, made in the same factory by the same people.

http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_198687.html

>>56240422
Link? Or just from some random Ali store?

>>56239398
im in nz too, it's because they wont ship batteries over here after those stupid fucking 'hoverboards' randomly lit on fire.

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>>56240247
>>56240339
>he doesn't want to pay for glorious made in denmark titanium frames at his local optician where he gets free coffee

I wonder if the chinks make ripoffs of lindberg memes

>>56240565
phoneposter leave reeeeee

>>56240565
Hah! Let me describe to you the process of buying glasses in Switzerland. You enter in a store, the clerk let's out a sigh (as in: "Oh no, another customer I have to serve."), they try to sell you something far more expensive than you need and intimidate you with their supposed knowledge when you decline, then eventually you get your glasses that cost 10x as much as they would in Germany made, and one week+ later you get to pick them up and pay.

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>>56240578
No :^)

And I guess they do at least make silhouette knockoffs.

>>56240430I thought stainless steel wasn't a particularly good (although not bad either) steel for knifes.

>>56239716
It came from me. Early in the days of the XYZ randomizer I was searching random terms for things to add and I looked up "mouth pussy" just like in my Mongolian finger puppet shows and that was one of the top results at the time, so I added it to the randomizer. The rest is history.

>>56239693
You tip the pizza delivery guy, so why don't you tip the mailman?

>>56240623
i dont tip the pizza delivery guy

>>56240596
What do glasses cost in switzerland? Here in the Netherlands I always go to a really nice non-chain store where you pay like €250-420 depending on the brand for the frame. Plus about €100 for the lenses. But they don't charge you for measuring your eyes or bending your glasses back after you fell asleep after a night of drinking.

Definitely try other opticians if the one you go to seems like they don't want to help you.

Sup csg


What's the best chink tablet for shit posting, books and writing / marking up pdfs?

I've seen some shit box chuwi and telecast have been failing.

Looking for Windows maybe with Android

>>56240621
Here's a review of the CRKT Drifter (remember, the same knife) by my favorite gear reviewer. http://www.everydaycommentary.com/2013/01/crkt-drifter-review.html

He didn't like the steel a whole lot because it's pretty standard budget knife steel but desu this guy's a major steel elitist and for the stuff the average /csg/ user does with knives there won't be any issues.

>>56240653
Best chink meme is the xiaomeme memepad 2, accept no substitutes.

>>56240664
Yeah but windoze

>>56240702
It has winders

>>56239252
anyone got this fountain pen? it looks bretty gut: http://www.banggood.com/Jinhao-X750-Valued-Silver-Stainless-M-Nib-Fountain-Pen-p-937508.html

>>56239368
it'll probably just be chinese grass seeds lmao

>>56240721
fucking hipster

>>56239735
>not tipping yourself

>>56240743
I agree with this observation.

Anyone order movie posters before? Is the quality complete shit?

>>56239735
Don't forget your hat.

Also
>churches/members of the clergy
wtf

i've ordered my "128gb" usb flash drive for £3.49.. now all i need to do is dispute it when it arrives and reformat it for a free flash drive.

>>56239464
I was wondering why they had gone up.

>>56240247
Zenni Optical. I ordered two large framed glasses with the free AR coating code from searching it on google. I have no idea if it's worth it. My first time ordering from them.

>>56240779
It's called the offering.

>>56239964
>ebook

>>56240743
nah i don't write with a fountain pen but my writing is shitty so it would probably improve it.. i type like 95% of stuff instead of writing it.. so when i do sometimes need to write something it'd be good if it didn't look like shit.

>>56240778
You're better off buying original theater posters

>>56240778
i have ordered a few. they're good quality, especially for the price.. if you like the kraft paper style.. it's meant to look pretty rustic so it's maybe better for slightly older films.. overall i would recommend.. i can link you to a few good stores i've ordered from if you would like..

>>56240841
Sure, link the stores.

>>56240808
Fuck that.

>>56240830
fucking hipster

just practice writing jfc

>>56240893
>not supporting your church

>>56240651
It's the opposite in Portugal. I pay €100~150 for the frame and €300~500 for the lenses.

>>56240926
what the fuck, i paid 150 yuros for mine frame and lenses lmao

>>56240926
And how shit are your eyes? I have like -2 or something, so I don't need to pay for ultrathin tech. I think a family member with really bad eyesight pays something like what you pay.

>>56240902
sorry, I don't believe in fairy tales

>>56240926
Just get the lazer operation its probably cheaper.

>>56240339
Still I'd take good eyesight over a wallet.
I don't know, maybe take a look at Zenni? I remember some anon whining about chinks fucking up his prescription a while back. Ordering frames and getting lenses where you live is another option.

>>56240969
-10/-11 if I'm not wrong.

>>56240999
jfc you poor soul

>>56240986
I have to check the current price. It was €3000 several years ago, but I don't have access to that kind of money.

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>>56240971
This is for you.

>>56240999
im sorry to hear, pretty sure at that point it would be cheaper to get the lasik done or something like that right?

>>56239301
what did you get?

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so WHO is the faggot using referral links?
Can they just fuck off
I'll never use a referral link.

>>56241013
>not being indoctrinated to believe in a sky fairy means I'm a neckbeard
k

>>56240999
Ouch, yeah for those shit eyes you'd definitely pay the same here.

Oh and you can get pleb branded frames (like rayban) for like €130 here if you want.

>>56241019
the mailman's dick

>tfw waiting for a money transfer to my paypal account
come on, I want to get chinked already

>>56241034
that was me

>>56241080
Stop posting referral links

>>56241041
I always go for the cheaper brands because of the price, but I end up having to get those hipster thick frames due to how thick the actual lenses are that they won't fit regular metal frames.

>>56241108
no

>>56240926
HORY SHITTO! I buy 4 pairs with that money, and I'm talking RayBan frames and top of the line lenses

>>56241019
a tishirt and meme donkey mouse

>>56241047
he plays WoW, so he's probably a trap... he'd get my dick

>>56239398
>>56239337
I got the hot pink one.
I'm a

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        guy

btw

>>56241180
What kind of wizardry is that sempai?

>>56241143
>he plays WoW, so he's probably a trap
don't lie
you want his throbbing erection filling up your boy pucci

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What's the shitty gaming mic replacement now that its sold out?

>>56240902
I don't support pedos.

>>56241194

                                                                                      you're a wizard harry 

>>56241208
>2016
>not being Protestant

>>56241116
kek

I now spend my days thinking of things I don't need, searching for them on chinksites, ordering them and then waiting for the parcels

>>56241252
No thanks.

>>56241271
hello are you us

>>56239252
Are there chances to see cm on the xiaomi note with a helio x25?

>>56241271
I do that too.

>>56241271
welcome to the club senpai

>>56241271
You're in good company then.

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>>56241271
I think we all can relate to that

>>56241309
Not likely, the new Redmi's will also have snapdragon so just wait for those.

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Shit. This chink DAP looks tight
>DSD
>Line out

Also the AGPTek H1 is a hing apparently.

I just had a great idea.
What if I buy Chinese medical equipment, like an endoscope with an attached camera. Then I can poke around inside my body and have a look around on an external screen. For example down my throat, inside my penis etc. I could then self diagnose myself and not have to go to the doctor if I'm sick. It would be like Magic Schoolbus inside my own body except I'm the bus driver.

>>56240702
>>56240710
Sheeiiittttt

Where do I get a meme pad from?

Gaybeast or shittyexpress?

>>56241451
Do it and tell us the results.

>>56241451
>Then I can poke around inside my body
That's not as easy as it sounds.

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Am I the only one jerking it to aliexpress photo reviews?

>>56241476

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Endoscope-USB-9mm-Lens-6-LED-Waterproof-Borescope-Inspection-Video-CCTV-Camera-Videcam-Inspection-Borescope-Length/32698304012.html
They have cheap versions

>>56241496
Why not? I have a curiousity about how my body works
Surely it's just
>open mouth
>insert tube
>try not to gag

or

>insert into penis

>>56241452
ur mum

>>56241512
links?
I need this for penis research

>>56241512
>>56241530
you used to be able to find lots of russian sluts showing off in the reviews of the sex toys, sadly the chinks shut that down not long ago

>>56241202
I'd like to know too anon

>>56241518
No its super pailful to inset that shit anywhere. Had to go to the doctor for stomach ulcer, and the endoscope is the stuff of nightmares.

>>56241530
just search for lingerie or panties, stuff like that
and check the reviews

>>56241551
I do penis sounding all the time though
Can't be that much different

>>56241530
open the app, photo revues.

>>56240430
How do I justify buying another knife?

This girl I'm seeing doesn't mind fake chink jewellery (and other shit), so rec me some cool but won't turn skin green or whatever the really bad cheap shit does. On AliExpress preferably.

I have no idea about jewellery, try and get me laid bros.

>>56241521
Mum said she was sold out.
Also told me that u r mum told her that she still washes ur bumcrack every week cus u don't know know how

>>56241586
BABY MOUTH CAR VAGINA

>>56241567
9mm. Is your penis a giant crater? I guess you can try but i do not recommend it.

I can't find pantie products with photo reviews
help me out bros

>>56241579
I buy one each month. There should be a knife subscription service.

>>56241589
>washes ur bumcrack every week
Yeah
with her tongue

>>56241586
chink jewelry is ok, it's the same sold by pajeet street vendors or sandnigger beach vendors
I buy it all the time for a female in my family (not saying the "s" word in this thread)

>>56239368
don't saw mint in open land, use a pot, it's a horribly weed

>>56241518
I was thinking about the anus, there needs to be a lot preparation to do it, and you will be needing some anaesthetics.

>>56241586
>This girl I'm seeing doesn't mind fake chink jewellery
Did you specifically ask her?

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>>56241629
Did you fuck your sister yet?

>>56241629
Did you fuck already?

>>56241629
Do you happen to have sexual relationships with said family member by any chance?

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>>56241387
Y-yours is bigger than mine...

>>56241629
did you fuck your son who is a trap?

>>56241619
Your mum links your bumcrack?

You're family is fucked up senpai.

>>56241666
it's kinky

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>>56241579
I don't know man but I just bought this today.

>tfw I either bought the last one or GB is chinking me

>>56241544
Lingeries
Transparent clothes
Underwear
There's always some chicks showing of their goods and some are quite explicit.

Link me to a half decent battery I can put in my Cree Q5

>>56241610
>Ashens tries to review it
>gets arrested

>>56241695
energizer

>>56241650
kys

>>56241708
Not chink enough.

>>56241666
Sounds like your mother doesn't really love you desu

>>56239547

I've been having absolute bant with my postmen the past couple of months with just constantly getting packages from China. I decided couple of weeks ago to just go cold turkey on chinkshit for a while and I'm a bit sad that I won't see my postie mates any more.

>>56241730
http://www.gearbest.com/batteries/pp_259605.html

>>56241719
>kys
>kisses you softly
*kisses you back*

>>56241816
Leave me alone.

>>56241816
Next you are going to hold hands, aren't you?

>Sorry, this order is failed due to internet connection problems.You can go back to shopping cart.
The fuck does this mean? I want to buy my chink shit now.

>>56241850
This is a christian image board anon

>>56241180
Why would anyone care?

>>56241864
No it's not. >>56241037

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>>56241749
the thing is i live in the 8th floor of an apartment block and we dont have a working elevator, and the guy has to come all the way up with my parcel to the eight floor all this while carrying a shopping trolley, last time he was actually pissed lmao

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>>56241681
:^)

>>56241895
Edgy opinion

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had a bunch of other cheap shit in my cart i was going to get but opted for the herbstick, so maybe next paycheck

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>>56241512
no

>>56241899
Well next time atleast walk down a couple floors you lazy piece of shit

>>56241920
>homebrew
>vaporizer
>hipster cap
>accessory for pissphone

>>56241931
How is he supposed to know when the mailman has entered his building?

>>56239964
make sure you flash the agptek firmware for a slightly better looking os

>>56241931
do you think i have ESP holy shit how am i supposed to know

>>56241899
>we dont have a working elevator
That's gotta be breaking some sort of ease of access law.

>>56241681
Checking underwear out right now
What's up with all these russians, is this a cultural thing?

>>56241981
all slavs are sluts

>>56241987
Yeah but I thought they were as long as money was involved
They are literally doing it for FREE

>>56241981
Russians buying cheap stuff? What a crazy place this world has become!

Reposting these coupons from previous threads incase they're of any use to any anons. Tested them and theyre all still working.

Netac 240gb SSD for $54.99
coupon: GBN530S2
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_415705.html?wid=4

XDuoo X2 hi-fi mp3 player for $31.29
coupon: XDX2RU
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_373989.html?wid=21

Xiaomi Router for $25
coupon: GB51M
http://www.gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_429780.html

KZ ED9 for $8.99
coupon: LHKZ1
http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_327728.html

KZ ATE for $7.99
coupon: LHKZ2
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216375.html

>>56241987
Not sure about polish grills tho. They seem catholic as shit. Pretty sure I haven't seen any PolishStreets vids.

>>56242007
Yeah but take this for example
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-monokini-one-piece-swimsuit-biquini-Beach-Wear-swimwear-women-one-piece-bathing-suits/32235946339.html
Almost all the feedbacks are by russsians, the proportion is way higher than on the rest of the site

Yes I just wanted to post that link

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>Ordered hydrometer
>Item not packed almost at all
>Glass pieces everywhere
>Tiny glass fragments everywhere in house

>>56241900
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-monokini-one-piece-swimsuit-biquini-Beach-Wear-swimwear-women-one-piece-bathing-suits/32235946339.html
Do I need to teach you how to jerk it too?

>>56242073
Why is glass everywhere? Did you open the package while running through your house at incredible high speed?

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>>56242079

Haha, man I literally just finished looking at that one

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>Ordered leather wallet
>4.5$
>recieved leather wallet
>10/10
http://www.ebay.com/itm/391431101747?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&var=660630878036&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>56242091
i pulled half of the hydrometer out of the package and super tiny glass fragments flew out.

>>56242100
She has major daddy issues, I can tell.

>>56242105
Leather looks a bit too coarse.

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>>56242115

u don't need 2 tell me pham

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>>56242115
THICC

How shit can a $50 windows tablet be?
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_341742.html?wid=21

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>ordered fiber cloths
>1.3€ for 10 pcs
>recieved fiber cloths
>10/10
http://www.ebay.com/itm/322221452744?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>56241643
No. She brought it up herself.

Saying anything else would be too much blogging.

I'm going to wing it and hope I have some idea about what girls like. Wish me luck.

>>56242146
>1GB RAM
>16GB ROM
>Windows
very
seriously, don't

>>56242140
Wtf, I'm looking at that pic uncensored right now.

>>56241900
Don't search "training bra" on Ali :^)

>>56242156
hello malkkis how are you

>>56242177
Yeah I censored it myself
Not fully familiar with doitforfree's policy on /g/

>>56242146
>Z3735G
>1gb ram

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>Ordered 1liter drinking bottles
>3€/piece
>Recieved 1liter drinking bottles
>8/10
http://www.ebay.com/itm/361517494987?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>56242180
Y-you pervert!

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>>56242180

>mfw been logged in while scoping these skanky review hunnies and now all my recommends are sexy girls clothes

mixed emotions

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>ordered another high precision proof meter
>4.68€
>recieved another high precision proof meter
>packed well in plastic box
>10/10
http://www.ebay.com/itm/112015192466?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>56242238
My recs are all topless dresses and crotchless pants.

How hard would it be to write a script to point at a section, say, Womens' Exotic Apparel, and return links for items with more then zero feedback with images?

>>56242254
links

>>56241899
>ordering a shopping trolley from China
is this a new level of trolling for wagecuck posties?

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>Ordered syringe
> 1.35€
>Recieved syringe
>9/10
http://www.ebay.com/itm/262382853799?_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

>>56242238
>>56242254
Better so than having it full of baby mouth car vagina, tenga eggs and massive dildos

>>56242282
For enama?

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I think I have finally found a Chinese SAK that isn't total shit. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/chink-army-knife/32709504408.html

>>56242238
>thinking this is bad
mine is destroyed now from baby mouth car vagina and meme eggs

>>56242301
moonshine

>>56242304
Meh, victorinox isn't expensive anyways for how long it lasts.

I thouhgt looking at sexy women on AliExpress would make me erect but it just made me sad.

I want a wife lads :(

Anyone have the link for the aliexpress coupon scraper thingy?

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post your aliexpress recommendations itt

>>56242240
I-Is that a penis sounding kit?

>>56242338
>proof meter

>>56242338
>glass in your penis

what a marvelous concept

>>56242334
Recommendations are little girls dresses wtf

>>56242360
>http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?7218-1-man-1-jar

>>56242325
>have a girl in real life that looks on in awe when I show her my chink shit and marvels at the price
>buying chink shit as a gift for her right now
I know I'm going to regret falling in love with her soon, but for now it's pretty awesome. I don't need your Polish review whores /csg/

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>>56242360
>207 men are pleasuring their Urethras with chink products RIGHT NOW

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>>56242325
>see comment on transparent underwear
>"husband loved it"

>>56242406
>207 orders
>236 votes
really makes you think...

>>56242282
Is that for urethra play?

>>56242406
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56242406
>glass
I don't even

>>56242412
really makes you chink