/csg/ Chink Shit General

>>56231296
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Still_taste_like_chink_blood/32598938478.html

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Does /csg/ approve this t-shirt?
http://s.aliexpress.com/2QJ3qIRj

>>56231614
i don't know, wouldn't trust it.

Anyone making a shark RAID cluster?

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My phone battery is half-dead (653mAh of 1430) so I was thinking about a power bank instead of a replacement, because it's almost the same price with a huge mAh difference.
I'm between Orico, has a real Panasonic 18650 and mAh/price matches with specs (3350mA) and ROCK which may have 10000mA and pic shows 5 batteries, so 2000mA/ea is not impossible nor expensive. Advices please.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/ORICO/32634600702.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/ROCK/32615095388.html

>>56231706
Xiaomi.

>>56231706
Get a Xiaomi one like everyone else.

>>56231706
Just make sure that those aliexpress sellers themselves are legit. Xiaomi also sells a 10,000mAh power bank although it's recently increased in price

>>56231614
>that one israeli that bought one
I'm onto you Rachel
>she also bought bikinis and bra padding
>a fuckton of slut uniforms
>jewelled nose rings
>minions phone cases
>a fuckton more earrings, piercings, etc
>a fuckton more push up bras and bikinis
Funny the things you can learn about a person on a chinese laowai scamming market place

>>56231697
RAID is and have been dead for a long time. Only a retard uses RAID.

>>56231729
>>56231746
>>56231752
I can't get Xiaomi, because they are actually present in my country and just
>Cannot ship to Brazil (gaybest)
There is a lot of fakes around Aliexpress, so I can't trust anymore. Also can't find locally 'cuz it's all out of stock.

>>56231808
Memes.

>>56231837
huehuehuehuehue

>>56231837
>Brazil
Post popozão.

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>>56231837
Huehue
http://www.banggood.com/Original-XIAOMI-5_1V-2_1A-10000mAh-Power-Bank-For-Smartphone-p-977406.html

>>56231837
Top-one on ali is 100% legitimate.
Aliexpress actually closed the store where I got a fake when I opened a dispute and I got my money back. So I think any store that has been around for like a year and gets good reviews is fine.

Just sort by no. of orders instead of by price.

>>56231906
>This warehouse can not ship to your location.
Both CN/US.

>>56231922
I know but
>US $112.65 para Brazil via UPS Expedited
>US $40.34 para Brazil via UPS Expedited
>US $36.84 para Brazil via EMS

any chink wallets?

>search "nazi" on ali
>no results

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32633073631.html

>>56231296
https://tradingshenzhen.com/redmi-pro/624-xiaomi-redmi-pro-64gb.html
Is this the shop to buy the redmis from (avoiding import fees)?
And how are the chances to get cm for the x25 note?

>>56231970
Then why didn't you get rid of Roussef yet fgt.

>>56232122
holy

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>>56232156
Soon (tm).

Just made my first aliexpress order today
Had a load of shit in my cart from 5 different sellers and the total came to fuck all, couldn't believe it.
It said expected delivery was about 25-45 days.
Is that right?
I ask because I ordered chink stuff from ebay before, costing 2 to 5 cents and free Chinese shipping and sometimes I got it within 3 days.
Or should I forget that I ordered it and just be pleasantly surprised when it shows up?
How long does it usually take for your aliexpress shipments?

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hey csg guess what i got?

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>>56232134
Even with their 20€ tax evasion shipping this saves you €10

I think ibuygou also sells tax insurance for like 5% of the price of your item, might want to look into that as well.

>>56232226
Generally like 10 days I think.

Can someone explain the baby mouth suckers?
Where do I buy these?

>>56231837
Try Dealextreme
I got mine from there

>>56232246
Oh fuck this is helio x20. But does your site guarantee anything about customs fees?

>>56232226
for me (northern europe) usually 30 days or so. i usually remember about 50% maybe, and 1 out of 10 i can't even recall ordering when i get it

gimme some ideas guys

i've bought:
tablet stand
bluetooth speaker
water bottle
headset stand
wi-fi adapters
wireless mouse
shark microsd
watch
phone case
phone headset

feels like i'm missing some fun stuff/must-haves

>>56232279
Ask >>>/jp/15701842

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Earphone-For-iPhone-6S-BX240-Bluetooth-Stereo-Headset-Wireless-Earphone-Sport-headphone-Bluetooth-Sport-Neckband-Headsets/32610778270.html

Thought you guys would enjoy this chinkery

>>56232226
For me (East Coast USA) I get every order in 10-20 days.

>>56232328
black dildo
kneesocks

>>56232333
Dude your last post got deleted. Obviously mods think this is the place for baby mouth masturbating

>>56232184
kek

>>56232328
baby mouth masturbater

>>56232362
Seriously though the baby car mouth guy's already there >>>/jp/15722947

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This is it,

Farewell /csg/ it was fun times, but i can't deal with this anymore, Gearbest stole me 115 USD, you guys should ban every mention of them here. but i guess the shillers are too many here, at least i vent with paypal.

Have fun, im out, peace.

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>message: 'No, FUCK YOU, I DID NOT GET ANY AMICABLE SOLUTION
>
>You guys stole me 110 USD, now i have a NOT WORKING TABLET AND YOU FORCED ME TO PAY 100 USD TO SHIP IT, I WILL NEVER USE PAYPAL EVER.
>
>http://i.imgur.com/oghNzmo.png
>http://i.imgur.com/64Me1B1.png
>
>YOU SIDED UP WITH A CHINESE SCAMMER COMPANY AND FORCED ME TO LOSE ALL MY MONEY
>
>I WILL FUCK YOU EVERYWHERE. I SWEAR I WILL DO MY BEST TO FUCK PAYPAL REPUTATION OVER EVERY WHERE
>
>FUCK
>
>YOU
>
>
>------
>
>Investigation Complete - Case # PP-00xxxxxxxx
>
>
>Seller's Name: GearBest
>Seller's Email: [email protected]
>Seller's Transaction ID: 2RAxxxxx
>
>Transaction Date: Jun 6, 2016
>Transaction Amount: -$115.75 USD
>Invoice ID: W16060617542xxxx
>Your Transaction ID: 7K698118Rxxxx
>Case Number: PP-005-01xxx
>
>Buyer's Transaction ID: 7K698118Rxx

>>56232328
buy some actual electronics like a tablet/phone
headphones are always good
chink gaming gear
also a shit ton of different cables and adapters

>>56232389
>being surprised you got chink'd

>>56232389
>trusting jews with you money
im sorry anon... but that was your fault

Opinions on Rakuten? Any deals there? Should I bother on making an account or Aliexpress and Ebay will keep me covered?

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>>56232389
Chink'd, and have fun with alipay's support.

hey is there chink shit e-readers with e-ink?

>>56232389
thats what you get for not using aliexpress

>>56232415
>trusting ebay
reee normie

>>56232389
>I WILL FUCK YOU EVERYWHERE. I SWEAR I WILL DO MY BEST TO FUCK PAYPAL REPUTATION OVER EVERY WHERE

Way to lose your calm dude and any chance of ever getting that money back.

>>56232243
Masturbatory eggs?

>>56232389
>spergs out at paypal and acts like a retard
>wonders why they refuse to help him

>>56232457
He had already closed the claim, so he didn't have any chance whatever.

has the redmi been dethroned yet?

>>56232328
Crotchless panties.

>>56232453
Never had a problem with ebay

>>56232441
yes, there is one its an inferior kobo and only sold in taobao for some reason.

do any of you know any bluetooth remotes? like a next/prev/play+pause-thing from some headphones but without the actual phones?

bonus for waterproof

>>56232122
12k € here kek

ayy I got my kershaw and my dank xiaomi.

>>56232341
i already have like 10

>>56232371
nah i have a real one

>>56232396
i looked at tablets but i have one already. surely gonna buy one in the future
good on headphones atm
same with gaming gear
might look at more cables and adapters, bought some a couple of years ago

>>56232516
daddy already gave me some

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>check order status
>see pink products at bottom of the screen
>look closer
>see pic related
wtf is this /g/
Is my aliexpress account fucked now?

>>56232622
meme egg

>>56232643
YES

>>56232415
>Opinions on Rakuten
Rakuten is British, it used to be called play.com, a long time ago I used to buy DVDs and books from them but in 2011 I made my chink purchase and forgot about other sites.
http://www.dx.com/p/1080p-full-hd-media-player-with-av-hdmi-usb-sd-mmc-silver-48656#.V7zNURg3kxI

>>56232643
It is your destiny to buy it.

>>56232643
just buy one, its the hotterst meme around.
is because of your search history, so if you use the randomizer o always click on links here that will happend.

>>56232657
what is?

>>56232771
Search Ali for "meme egg"

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>13 cm

>>56232829
having a 8 cm dick at least pay off

>>56232829
>getting the baby blue version
why would you want a male baby sucking you off??

>>56232776
>Search Ali for "meme egg"
keks were had

>>56232852
hmm why indeed

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>>56232829
>mfw can't bottom out in my sweet plastic pocket pucci

If there would be a 20cm version, sign me up

>>56232861
TELL ME!
Does it suck more gentle?

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>>56232852
why wouldn't i?

Anyone have any success finding good chink webcams? I couldn't find anything in the wiki and wondering if I could save some cash

>>56232900
Buy an action cam, hook it up to your computer

>>56232873
A question for the ages

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>>56232243
>>56232476
It`s a KUMARA k552.

The chinks really DO have everything
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-Urethral-Dilator-Stimuli-Sex-Products-Double-Holes-Penis-Plug-Urethral-Sound-Catheter-Urethral-Stretching-Sounding/32630916675.html

>>56232829
What browser is that?

>>56232964
review and price?

>>56232973
That sounds even worse
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sex-Toys-For-Men-Electric-Shock-Penis-Extender-Cock-Ring-Urethral-Sound-Plug-Electro-Stimulator-Massage/32587118309.html

>>56232999
It's the 'Browser' browser :^)
(CM13 default)

Bought kz ates hopefully they are good.

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What did he mean by this?

>>56232389
If you're still reading this please confirm if it happened like this because I recall the following events happening.

• You ordered a tablet off Gearbest
• Its SD Card reader didn't work
• You demanded a full refund from Gearbest
• Instead they offered you a free replacement when you'd send your faulty unit back to them
• To which you said the return costs were too much
>http://i.imgur.com/oghNzmo.png
>http://i.imgur.com/64Me1B1.png
• You then turned to Paypal flipping your shit about wanting a full refund, they agreed with Gearbest's solution of shipping it back yourself and receiving a new one for free closing your assmad claim
• You then flipped your shit again at Gearbest's support, instead they offered you to buy that same tablet but this time for just $50 shipped
• Still not satisfied with this you flip your shit at Paypal again and this is the result >>56232389

>>56232964
>KUMARA k552
post the link immediately!

guys you can join anonymous through ali

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-Arrive-Guy-Fawkes-Maske-V-wie-for-Vendetta-Mask-Beige/32334908222.html

>>56232973
Here, thank me later.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/bill-wilson/32379105606.html

>>56233094
>Store:T-Best Fashion Beauty Company

>>56233041
If it's something like a fake DW watch etc. then he doesn't want people showing that in the feedback pictures

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>>56233004
It`s a pretty good keyboard 9/10, and the price was about £47
>>56233075
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Redragon-KUMARA-Gaming-Mechanical-Metal-Keyboard-with-Backlit-for-PC-Laptop-Y9K7-/231831657659

So I found out Kingdian also make a SSD with MLC NAND, the Kingdian S500 and it's only a few dollars more than the Kingdian S280 on aliexpress.

http://s.aliexpress.com/YbYNNZrq

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>tfw being born is nonfree

>>56233049
I can still link back to his old posts confirming I was right
You bought a Teclast X80 Pro Plus >>56145794
The problem with your tablet a non-working SD Card reader >>56145824
Your first flip out at Paypal >>56145602

>>56233293
>When Ali gets too real all of a sudden

>>56233293
>I posted it again!

>>56233251

what switches are they? Zorro? outemu? gateron?

Want to buy a new tablet, but I have no idea what I'm doing. Is 1GB RAM decent? Or would I have to shell out for a 2GB to have good performance?

Still, I've looked for a bit and these are the ones I like the most:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/tablet-1/32656525902.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_4_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=868a0939-a273-418e-a7ee-76b153dd1200

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/tablet-2/32428711786.html?btsid=66e35b94-c83a-43e0-b795-5d0f5f72c7dc&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10%2Csearchweb201602_4_10057_10056_10065_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_10050_10051%2Csearchweb201603_9

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/tablet-3/32702044696.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_4_10057_10056_10037_10055_10054_10059_10058_10032_10017_107_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=f2937349-ec6b-4aaf-a7c9-c61c4b4c1620

I'd prefer to spend less money, but I don't mind the cost so long as it's under $90 in the end (also asking what bundle is the best option).

Also dropping a link if you guys want cute keychains: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/4PCS-Kawaii-Standing-11CM-Lover-Rilakkuma-Bear-Plush-Stuffed-TOY-Soft-Figure-DOLL-Key-Chain-Design/1496087198.html

>>56233367
The best one is the Chuwi, there is a teclast one in the same price range i think.
btw you dont need to copy all the link, you can delete the text after .html

>>56233340
Looks like MX Blue.

>>56233293
What did they mean by this?

pulled the trigger on the Rigol, lads. need a function generator and power source now

>>56233367
>Is 1GB RAM decent?
Good for shitpostan, browsan, readan, watchan and light gayman.

>>56233423
for 40 bucks its not mx blue, im talking about what brand of chink switches it is

>>56233436
BunkerAnon?

>>56233476
They`re listed as "Custom mechanical switches (Cherry Green equivalent)".

>>56232328
Quadcopter

>>56233391
Thanks. I knew you could get rid of the text inbetween item/ and before /(string of numbers).
I'm assuming Teclast is a better option?

>>56233453
Yeah, I'm mainly going to use it for reading textbooks. Tried to use my phone for that last year, but the screen was too small for me. I think the most I'll put on it in terms of gaming is Drastic and maybe Snes9x.

>>56233506
Nah, not him. sorry

>>56233476
>>56233514
http://redragonusa.com/product/kumara/

>>56233367
when i was in china, i exploited the shit out of tmall (think of chink amazon) with their same day shipping and 7 day no questions asked policy to test the tbook 10, hibook, and mipad2.

tried all 3 for around 4 days or so, kept the mipad2 and returned the other two. mipad felt the best, longest battery life, and has better thermals than the other two.

also, the miui and xiaomi forums were at least marginally helpful in both english and chinese. In contrast, the other two had fuck all support and were filled with nothing but people regretting their purchase and saying shit like "you get what you pay for".

>>56233532
Check out Teclast X89 Kindow, it has a 4:3 aspect ratio screen which is better for ebooks and stuff

>>56231849
There are some occasionally, but they aren't really that popular.

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>>56232389
Oops, looks like you have nobody to blame but yourself

>>56233750
Jesus, what a faggot.

>>56233750
kek

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>>56231296
Has anyone bought one of these?

Is it decent?

>>56233836
oh shit nvm, I thought it was good for carpets, not hard floors

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This is why you don't buy Chuwi tablets

>>56233436
function gen:
http://www.banggood.com/FY3224S-24MHz-Dual-channel-Arbitrary-Waveform-DDS-Function-Signal-Generator-Sine-Square-Wave-Sweep-Counter-p-1014034.html
I'm pretty happy with it, the PC software is a bit chinky but most of the time you don't need it anyways and the device itself is decent.
For a power supply look for a used local one you should find a linear, dual channel 0-30V, 0-3A in perfect condition for ~$50

>>56226986
>>56227630

Still waiting for that European anon to upload those pics of his sister.

>>56227111

You'd be surprised.

>>56233750
So rooting an android device kills the hardware? Wow color me surprised, I never heard about this before. Certainly this is fault of the customer and not the factory /irony

>>56234070
If you don't know what the fuck you are doing, you should stay put.

>>56234070
i dont even know why niggas try to root their chink shit if it isnt a xiaomi

>>56227413

Can confirm. Ordered a Tenga egg recently, and the package said 'health products'.

>>56227517
>>56227537

Why is it embarrassing to have "sex toy(s)" labeled on your package?

>>56228067
>>56231307

It is more than just a joke. I never tried a sex toy either, until I got the egg. For only $1.76, it is definitely worth it. Don't pay $10 locally for one. If you want to spend ~$10 get a BMCV.

>>56233883
Oh wow. Guess I'm crossing that tablet off my list.

>>56233624
Looking at the Teclast now, but there are a ton of sellers. Do I just go for the one that has the highest shop rating/diamonds and the most positive reviews? I know this sounds stupid, but the Teclast is a normal tablet, with the exception of being optimized for e-books and such, right?

Would I be able to use kwlp/Zooper/Nova Launcher on tablets? Or is it phone use only?

>>56234146
>Why is it embarrassing to have "sex toy(s)" labeled on your package?
mommy will not give them goodboy points

>>56234165
telcast quality is hit and miss desu; i would recommend you go with the highest rating just in case people try to sell you refurb shit

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>>56232279
>>56232362

There really isn't much to explain really. Its just an ona-hole shaped like a baby's mouse, that also vaguely resembles a car.

On AliExpress, just search for either 'baby mouth car vagina' or 'baby mouth car masturbator'.

>>56232829

One anon that bought one said it was very snug, even on his average sized benis.

>>56234165
Avoid teclast, they have zero support.

>>56233949

thanks again, lad! good recs. have you looked around for a programmable function generator? would love to get hold of one for a steal

>>56232973
>>56233025

Can we cease discussion of all urethral sounding and dilation?

You guys make me nauseous, every thread.

This is more disgusting than that European guy from several threads back who was boning his sister.

>>56234240
nvm

the one you posted does say "user-defined". nice!

>>56232013
Go back to your shithole /pol/

>>56234262
Is ok to discuss prostate massage?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Rhinios-Manual-Prostate-Massager-EX-2-For-Tall-Below-173cm-prostate-massager-aneros-progasm-sex-products/32408735514.html

>>56234318
Prostate massage is always a /g/ favourite so of course

>>56234318
Prostate massage is so vanilla nowadays.

>>56233025
holy shit why does this exist and why is there so much feedback on it

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Just received my motospeed keyboard and kingpdian meme ssd

>>56234622
Mind testing it with SSDLife?

>>56234240
>>56234265
you can try out the software here http://en.feeltech.net/html/download/
it's the first link FY3200s english documentation
There's also a hack to generate waveforms from csv files for a similar chink function generator
but I don't know whether it will work with the feeltech
http://hackaday.com/2015/07/01/hacking-a-100-signal-generator/

After looking around some more, I've decided to settle on this tablet: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/9-Inch-A33-Quad-Core-Android-Tablet-1GB-Ram-16GB-Rom-Wi-Fi-Bluetooth-External-3G/32428711786.html

I'll buy it tomorrow, in case I find something better.

>>56234666
I will but since I don't have a desktop pc (laptop only) and i dont have a usb 3 sata case u will have to migrate my os to the new ssd then I can do the testing

do the chinese sell cheap SLC SSDs?

also, will the RN3Ps become cheaper?

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>>56234207

>>56234843
oh, and yet another question: is the $20 difference between the Mi4c and the RN3P really worth it, for a poorfag that doesn't even play games?
AFAIU, the only differences are: the battery, and the resolution of the cameras... also, I've read that the CPU in the Mi4c gets really hot. is it true?

>>56234622
There's something that really pisses me off with that key font.

>>56234923
FUCK YOU

>>56234843
It will, just wait a bit more until the Redmi Pro is available or the Note 4 reservations become open. Anyways is already cheap and the Note 4 should be announced the 25th
>>56234925
The RN3P also has SD slot, the SD650 has no issues with overheating

>>56234757
you are my favourite person on /g/ for the foreseeable future, lad. thanks again!

>>56234948
>It will, just wait a bit more until the Redmi Pro is available or the Note 4 reservations become open
ok, I'll do this, thanks

>The RN3P also has SD slot
ah, right, the SD card... desu, I don't care much about that also. hell, I don't even care about having a phone, but... guess I'll buy a good, cheap one

Would it be a good idea to get a CB handheld radio from aliexpress/ebay?

Want one for the hell of it.

>>56232389

Isn't the uncertainty of chinkshit part of the appeal? With ever order, you roll the dice.

>While we understand you may be frustrated with the current issues on your account we cannot condone a situation where our employees are subjected to abusive language from customers.

Congrats, you CHINK'd yourself. Also,

>Syaidatina Afiqah

Fucking POO'd.

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>>56234976
glad if I could help you,
are you the same anon I recommended the DS1054z to a few threads ago?
If so then we are going to have almost the same setup soon, pic related

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>>56235086
>feeltech

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MiniInTheBox $0.01 orders have started to ship.

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are chink switches ok? I have only some painfully slow 100mb one

>dat 8.8MB/s transfer speed

I'm bored and I need a good laugh, /csg/.
Tell me your best stories about getting chinked

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I bought some knock-off Piston 3's off of ebay for like three dollars, and honestly they don't sound all that bad. They sound worse than the legit ones, markedly so, but I'd get used to them in no time I reckon. How come they're so cheap yet still decent? I imagine if I just bought a non-imitation pair of buds for three bucks it'd be like plugging two trashcans into my ears.

Is purchasing knock-off shit a legit strat for getting cheap throwaway stuff that's of decent quality?

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>>56235219

I paid like $0.95 cents for tracking on GB and they never updated it.

Bought a headset from GB that didn't have a functioning mic.

I've gotten like $15 from GB points though, so whatever.

Got myself a ruizu x02 and I heard there is better firmware out for it? Anyone know anything more about that?

>>56232334
I... what?
Seriously... if they're selling some shit, why can't they pay a 100$ or something to a translator?

>>56235400
http://www.agptek.com/support/download.html
Download the AGPtek A02 Update Firmware V1.7, it is better than the X02 uses
The thing also comes with a guide of how to apply the firmware

>>56235442
thanks a ton anon

>>56235086

Feel tech

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$7 on Ali, replaced the gf's ancient sticky one with it, she loves it. Instead of just intensity controls it has like 50 different patterns for the two motors, it's kind of retarded in that aspect but we had a chuckle going through them. Also got some $.50 crotchless panties but I think they're in the washing machine, good value there too.
>love you, (*^__^*)

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What's good /g/uys, it's your boy back at it.
This time we have a package from mainland Banggood signed by Fang WeiWei.

What could it be?

>>56235214
Oh look, a fucking brand name gigabit switch:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16833127421

Seriously... visit a store nearby.

>>56235492
>wang
kek

>>56235492
>wang jeff
I chuckled like a bitch

>>56234232

it's android, mother fucker.

you don't need support.

>>56234165

I am also very tmepted by telcast.

4:3 sweet spot for pdf's and ebooks.

Damn....!

>>56235492
>MY GIRLFRIEND
kill yourself, normie fuck

>>56235492
PUSSY CANCER
U
S
S
Y

C
A
N
C
E
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>>56235494
What the fuck man, just color it black or something.

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>>56232122
must be a recent error unless this guy is actually retarded and rich

>>56235492
>the gf
hmm

>>56232389
El chileANO chineADO

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>>56235494
It's a Jinhao 500 hand fedora. Very good looking. Fine nib. Ink converter included. No scratches. The body looks heavy but it weights the same as a Muji Aluminium pen.

Can somebody link me a good sticker pack with supreme etc in it? I want to bomb my road bike

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>>56235736
Detailed view of the Jinhao 500. Ink converter looks international standard.

>>56234817
>>56234817
I strongly recommend against that tablet. The specs are garbage and it's from a completely unknown brand. Just get the x89 kindow

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>>56232389

I'm sorry anon the shills are in full force tonight :(

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>>56235736
Great packaging by Fang WeiWei.
8/10

>>56234817

>1gb ram

>>56234979
>ah, right, the SD card... desu, I don't care much about that also.

fuck that F A M really made me laugh.

thanks, senpai

>>56235764
He's a guy from leddit. Might as well deserve to be chinked for existing

>>56232389
EL PERUANO ESTA ENOJADO

>>56235778

>doesn't even live in NYC
>has NYC subway shit on his mbp

fuck you

>>56235778
I WANT THAT GREEN CAT

>>56235135
Mine started shipping two days ago, then again I bought a few sets before sharing the deal here.

>>56235778
You know you don't have to scrub the exif data when posting on 4chins, right?

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Just leaving this here

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512gb usb drive that's also a transformer
100% Real Capacity Guaranteed Full Creative Machine Dog Pen Drive 512GB Pendrive 32GB 16GB USB Flash Drive 512GB 1TB Gift
http://s.aliexpress.com/ERr2UVru
(from AliExpress Android)

>>56235736
>>56235758
>>56235778
what are the owl and cat in the background?

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What's the price for a NCR18650B ?
Want 8 cells but not at $8 each.

>>56235904
>>56236056
It's a gift from Japantown SF. Don't really know the store.

>>56236433

>California-fag with NYC shit on his mbp

rrreeeee

>>56236452
It's an Emacs NYC group sticker. You can get it almost at every event about Emacs or LISP. Go out a little anon. I'm from Boston and have one.

>>56236433
You're a retard anon. That's not a MBP. That's a Toshiba Chromebook 2. Go home.

>requiring signature for a $15 package
why would this happen? is that b/c I chose the wrong shipping method?

>>56232301
No but the x25 Note on aliexpress doesn't have the option neither.

>>56236377
Originals are made from Nihonland which cost $7+. I doubt the $3 from chinkshops are legit so be careful, anon.

>>56236663
Not even the ones on Gaybeast?
Powerbank ripping it is then.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Android-6-0-32GB-cellphone-6inches-tf-card-dual-SIM/32275898014.html

Is this a good and inexpensive alternative to the Redmi Note 3 Pro?

>>56236690
The specs are pretty good and build quality seems exceptional but the fact you can't choose your colour turns me off.

>>56236674
I'm not really sure but some anon tested Xiaomi 10000mah said its legit. Companies of course buy in bulk therefore they get it a lot cheaper.

Batteries are easy to repack so I advice caution. You wouldn't know it's fake until you check it

>>56235503
They're twice as expensive in my 3rd world country

>>56232389
You should've buy it through a company that protects customers like crazy that you can easily get free shit for a little fuck up by the seller.

>>56236870
At the very least buy a tp link.

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>tfw your shit gets airmailed

is this normal? I selected aliexpress standard shipping. hopefully this means i get my new xiaomeme sooner

>>56237079
I'm pretty sure almost everything gets airmailed especially small packages.

>>56237079
everything is airmailed in 2k16
but that doesn't stop the chinks and your local postal jews from taking their sweet time
to play football with your packet until your two weeks minimum delivery time are over
and they'll finally drop it off at your home

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>tfw your chinkshit bounce all around your country before reaching you
>even if international mail gets to your city first

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Decided to switch the tablet and get a Teclast instead. Should I get the pic related bundle, which is the standard + a 16 GB SD for 7 dollars more, or the regular standard, and buy the SD card myself?

>>56237202
Meant to say about 6 dollars more than the standard package. Price in pic is price of bundle w/SD card.

>>56237202
for $7 you can get a32gb shark
http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337823.html?wid=21

>>56237202
Goy, buy it already and review it for us. Then I'm going to buy it

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>>56237190
Niggums, just forget about it and be surprised when it appears in your mailbox

gentle typhoons coming soon?

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Very tempting

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Alright, placed the order for the tablet. Seller had a $2 off coupon, so it came up to $79.99 instead of $81.99. Ordered some other things as well, and Chase actually sent me a (automated) text asking if I really placed the order or if it was fraudulent charge.

>>56237595
Get it

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Is this shit safe?
$1.25 without
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/18650/1392932_32570505745.html

>>56237693
No.

>>56232389
Should've taken the $50 you idiot

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>>56237693
>$5.67 with 2x pic related
Seems pretty good to me, bros.
Assuming they are genuine.

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anyone knows why my banggood order has 2 tracking number?
It's my first time ordering from there.

gearbest shipped my order, gave me a tracking number but it say tracking information is not yet updated.

How long usually is the wait till my tracking number is functional? they shipped it using EU warehouse in netherlands

>>56237918
use track17, GB won't show anything in the website. it actually tells you to use some external tracking services in some guide

>>56235318
How the fuck do you enjoy fake Piston 3? Wtf. It sounds very hollow.
>source I own two fake Piston 3s

Any recommended chink memechanicals?

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>>56237949
Item is not found

It is pretty weird since I ordered a piston hybrid and a other stuff and it is from their warehouse in china, yet the tracking number I was given was from netherlands posts.

Also they sent me this picture when the order shipped and it is blurry as hell.
I have a feeling they messed something up or I am getting chink'd

>>56237794
Track the one ending in CN with 17track. The other one is ae shipping and useless most of the time. Unless you ordered two separate products both of the numbers are probably printed on the same package.

Chink tracking is not reliable. I have in my track17's archive dozens of delivered items not flagged as delivered yet for months now.

>>56232389
Way to show off your autism, dude. I hope you die.

>>56232389
jaja wena nido

>>56238014
just wait a few da-
>the tracking number I was given was from netherlands posts.
I'm sorry for you, m8. NL post sucks. other than that, normal.

>Also they sent me this picture when the order shipped and it is blurry as hell.
don't worry, this is all normal

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Hold me lads, cant order chink shit for 10 days.

>>56238039
got it, thanks

>>56238158
why is that?

>>56238191
Needed a new card, so i have to wait 10 days for it.

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Im looking for a replacement for pic related.

Any chink suggestion ?

http://www.gearbest.com/LED baseball cap from the same people who make the LED toilet light/pp_435830.html

Should I drop $5 on this?

i just wanted something to keep my head warm this winter http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/nightmare-fuel/210109_32309675172.html

>>56238318

That is frightening.

>>56235432
>asking chinks to spend money
anon I thought you knew better than this

>>56238264
Ricememe have aluminium pads.

>>56232328
RGB toilet light
http://www.gearbest.com/toilet light/pp_401941.html

It allows you to pee in the dark

Electroluminescent wire
http://www.gearbest.com/el wire/pp_216729.html?wid=21
Its better than LED strips imo and it work with two AA batteries

Whats the cheapest ChromeCast clone, /g/?

>>56238366
Post clickable links REEE, im not spending seconds trying to fix them.

>>56233750
He did it to himself and then puts on that whole drama
what a massive FAGGOT

>>56235492
> for my gf
You don't need to lie, we're tolerant.

>>56237595
ME
ME
S

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Can chinks make custom PCBs for me?

>>56238382
Literally just double click -> right click -> "go to"

>>56238198
Can't you just get a virtual or prepaid?

>silicone soap mold
http://www.gearbest.com/other-bathroom-accessories/pp_436342.html
Any soapmakers here?

>>56238443
Is your name Tyler Durden?

>>56238452
No

>>56238430
prepaid no, virtual maybe not sure what the wait on one is.

>>56238366
Fuck off with your retarded links, newfag.

>>56238475
They're usually instant, at least in my country.

>>56238410
I don't think you should go to chinks to print PCBs in low quantities. You'd be better off sticking to oshpark.com or dirtypcbs.com .
Also, you can rely on chinks to use lead in literally every component, so enjoy your lead poisoning (as well as general cancer).

>>56238502
>t: mobileposter

>>56238579
Nope, I just respond to autism with autism.

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>>56238475
>tfw not been able to pay chink shit with cash at your nearest OXXO

Feels good to be spic

Just to confirm, never entrust the chinks with your real CC info and always do it by virtual or prepaid?

>>56238653
Yeah. Paypal or Alipay

>>56238653
No, use pay pal for non ali, and normal cc for ali.

>>56238653
I gave aliexpress my CC.
AM I fucked now?

>>56238600
>paying the mercadolibre tax
que pedo hijo

>>56238678
Of course. Get ready to get haxxed, kid.

>>56238678
No, Ali is safe, alipay behaves like PayPal, buyers first. Goybest fucks you up when you use your CC asking for IDs and shiet. PayPal whit GB, Alipay with AE

>>56238678
Using alipay right? No mate, you aren't. Ali is a good bloke and sides with customers.

>>56235764
Nice autism

>>56238692
>Implying that mercadolibre fucks you with tax
>Not knowing it's the Oxxo tax
>Not being being able to pay $7 pesos for not giving your cards data

Que paso mi valedor

>>56238702
Alipay asks for your ID as well

>>56238737
Not always.

>>56238737
Wat? Alipay never asked for my ID. Just my CC.

>>56238737
>Inb4 Give it back Jamal

I have never been asked for such thing

>>56237202
>>56237616
I got this one a week ago. It's decent.
Used banggood, it was 63$ there.

So I didn't get my goods from aliexpress.
The seller only had 1 veried sold good but I bit the bullet and bought a $70 headset.
When emailing the guy he was very polite and offered to send another one for free. Later on he emailed me and said he would upgrade the shipping for $5. I thought it would be a good idea so I paid through some web portal link he sent me.
Thinking back now was this not such a good idea? I mean I can see the order new order number he created for me and it said it left China. All i know about this seller is his name Huang Wang

ANyone sees the contact info on this seller ?
http://wang568568.v.yupoo.com/

>>56238770
Is it gud for mango?

>>56238821
Huang Wang strikes again?

>>56238805
>Huang Wang
>Hung Wang
Is this the legendary big dicked China man I've heard so much about?

gearbest doesnt ship to aus ok :(

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>>56238821
I guess it's this?
http://v.yupoo.com/photos/wang568568/albums/9452708/

>>56238723
i fucking hate oxxo so i use my banco azteca card.
what are you buying? dildos de dragon?

yo, new thread when, i need to ask you all something but this one is about to die

>>56238825
no, i'd recommend you use this for mangoes http://www.aliexpress.com/item/board_for_mangoes/32577066902.html

>>56238869
This page ad slot, please e-mail contact: [email protected]

I think it's contact with yupoor for ads, not the seller.

>>56238904
Oh well would make sense.

>>56238805
Mods
>>56238875
Que comes que adivinas. Pero ya no voy a mandar pedir chinky shit a nuestro shithole, se tarda un putero. Ya van mas de 30 días y aún no me llegan mis cosas

>>56238805
You got scammed of 5$. It was probably better to dispute and get it from another seller.

>>56238942
Do you want to be my friend?

>>56238754
>>56238759
>>56238762
Go ahead, look it up in the archives plenty of times were it happened

>>56239017
Sure it happened, doesn't mean it always happens.

>>56239017
Only when the chinks detect Jamal took some else CC

>>56239021
Same with GB, doesn't always happen there either.

>>56239040
Yea but its better to have one more layer of protection when using GB.

why are these generals such cancer?
it's only this chink shit general too that developed this level of retardation

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What's the alternative microphone now that the shitty gaming mic is out of production?

>>56239060
hyperconsumerism

>>56239060
>i posted it again!

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>>56239060

>>56239062
1$ lav mic.

>>56239085
Can't clip it to my gaming headphones (dt880)

>>56232710
>>56232415
play.com was british but rakuten (the japanese company) purchased it after they shut down to form rakuten.co.uk. play.com shut down when you could no longer dodge uk vat by shipping from the channel islands. anyway, rakuten.co.uk is an online marketplace site, but it's pretty shit. rakuten.co.jp is the japanese one and some sellers ship globally. i have used it in the past to purchase cosmetics.

>Dear customer,


>We are sorry to tell you that the Netac N530S 120GB Solid State Drive is out of stock.

>The website shows that there are 47 pics left is because the information doesn't update timely. The actual stock status is Zero.

>We sincerely apologize for this situation, please rest assured that we will improve our service in near future.

>Thank you for your understanding and patience on this matter. Any further questions please feel free to contact us again.

RIP Netac 120gb SSD for $30

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>>56238889
Making one now.

>>56234262
Fuck you.

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so I'm buying picrelated, what colour should I go with?

>>56239225
silver

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New thread here
>>56239252
>>56239252
>>56239252
>>56239252

What's the best chink tablet for shit posting, books and writing / marking up pdfs?

>>56235492
haha it arrived laminated.. waterproof

>>56232389
chinked and mad