/csg/ Chink Shit General

First for sucking dick.

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Can somebody recommend a good QC 3.0 charger that won't burn my house (or my wallet) down?

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CANCER YOUR OLDERS

>>56170664
aukey

>>56170686
but I'm paying her rent

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Anybody ever use on of these?

www.aliexpress.com/item/baby_mouth_car_vagina/32691752623.html

>>56170716
can't you read the news?
Anon reviews the Baby Mouth meme >>56163310 → >>56163384 →

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$0.01 3.5mm Anti-Dust Panda Plugs.

Who can top that shit?

http://www.miniinthebox.com/3-5mm-cute-panda-head-anti-dust-plug_p582972.html?category_id=10991&prm=2.2.1.0

>>56170728

No, I didn't. Thank you.

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My chink IEMs

VSonic GR07 > Senfer UES > Senfer VT66 > Rock Zircon

Any chink phones that work in the US? I looked at the RN3P, and it seems that 4G doesn't work in the US, and it almost seems to be the same with Note 4 being released soon.

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What is it?

>>56170801

What's your mobile carrier?

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>>56170801
>US

I want to make another custom keyboard. Does anyone know of any cheap switches and or key caps? Those are the only things that are putting me off. I like alps clone switches but I'll settle for cherry style if only to not have to bend over backwards for keycaps. It's kind of frustrating that I can source pre assembled keyboards for cheaper than the cost of keycaps and switches alone.

I already have the electronics (diodes, microcontroller, firmware, etc) and I'll get a plate custom lasered depending on the caps/switches. Thanks.

>>56170821
At the moment, Straight talk (they use sprint network) and I am not against switching carriers if needed.

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>>56170819

31m black paracord, 1m reusable velcro cable ties, 2x Maikou USB to Micro USB adapters, and a wireless bluetooth 3.0 controller (for VR shit).

Haven't tried the bluetooth controller yet, but I will soon. It looks like a short, knock-off wiimote.

Will post a review later.

>>56170861
going rock climbing?
I wouldn't trust a sweatshop rope

reminder: http://www.miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991

>>56170748
the $0.01 7w 220v LED lamp is nice

>>56170854
The RN3P apparently only does GSM which means it won't work at all with Sprint since they use CDMA. I'd bet on 4G being spotty as well if you go to a carrier that uses it.

>>56170854
Use this

http://willmyphonework.net/

It seems that the global model works with sprint

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>>56170913
So mad that my network doesn't work with any chink phones. Is this what being cucked feels like?

>>56170913
Thats what i thought, people on /csg/ said the phones wont work anyways.

If anyone has xiaomi phone working on US carrier, please reply, and let me know what/if you had to do anything to get it to work, and what phone it was.

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Alright /csg/, take your bets: which will arrive first?

>>56170875

>the $0.01 7w 220v LED lamp is nice

Do you know if that bulb will fit in a US light socket?

>>56170664
Tronsmart as well

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Still have $10 remaining to buy chinkshit, any suggestions to add lads?

>>56171102
urethral sounding metal things

Best on-ear chinkystinky headphones? Already got the Superlux 668b, but I want something better.

>>56170969
no idea about the socket itself. also, afaik, in the US they use 110V.

>>56170875
I can see no 0.01 $ here
Anything but <2$

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>>56171189

Guess I'll find out.

Managed to pull the trigger on the cornbulb before the sale quantity ran out.

>>56171134
am i still a meme

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Anyone ever order a Nitecore charger from GearBest? I jumped the gun on one since I had some points saved up. Al I going to die in a house fire?

>>56171189
USA is glorious wholesome 120V

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>>56170577
>tfw make news
>its just from putting a video on your web server

>>56170748
>>56170875
Every review for miniinthebox I can find says that they just never ship your order

>>56170770
have you tried the KZ ATE-(s)?
just ordered a pair and wonder how they would align with your recs

>>56170956
xiaomi watch my nigga

>>56171346
get a LUC instead

the nitecores are notorious for shitting the bed after 3-4 months

>>56171378
I asked in another csg, and some fag said he had bought from miniinthebox...
I didn't even think about reading reviews. guess I'll be reversing my orders (5) now... I wanted some cheap shit though :(

Any vendors selling cheap non-asian sized fleshlights?


Dick cancer is foregone for me, so I'm not scared of it.

>>56171378
>>56171483
err, I you read some reviews in https://www.sitejabber.com/reviews/www.miniinthebox.com
you'd notice that people don't seem to understand that the shit they are buying ships from china... and it takes at least 4 weeks to get the stuff.
other people complain about items being "knockoffs"... well, you don't say!

>>56171378
>>56171483
>>56171521

Yeah, most bad reviews I've read are from people saying their orders took longer than five days. On the website it says estimated shipping time: 10-20 days. And yes, the people complaining about knockoffs are retarded.

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trying this again, any good bookshelf style speakers

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>>56171515
buy meme egg

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/401153545235?_trksid=p2057872.m2749.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT

$9.95 3G Modem

I also found a cheap one in aliexpress (MF190) but the one on eBay ships from the US in case you live close

I am using it as a SMS server, so I can activate or use security settings online without giving my real number (like 2 factor auth stuff etc) working great so far. Connects fine to the 3g and also can send/receive sms with gammu on my rpi, very happy with my purchase

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-unlocked-ZTE-MF190-3G-GSM-7-2Mbps-USB-Mobile-Broadband-Modem/32232113470.html

>>56171615
I have plenty eggs, I want a sleeve.

Any cheap devices for measuring my heart-rate and maybe blood pressure?


Doesn't need to be portable.

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How much of a bad idea is buying snacks off aliexpress?

I would need to ship them to Australia, so is it a customs issue or what?

Just got some blue chinkshit aviator glasses.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/summer-style-polarized-aviator-sunglasses-men-brand-designer-fashion-sun-glasses-for-men-with-original-box/32361662192.html

Is Damascus steel a meme or are there any good knives sold on aliexpress/gearbest?

>>56171777
Depends, I wouldn't buy it due to sneaky chinks cutting corners (not to mention they've always had issue with food products, remember when there was all that poisoned baby feed?), but I'm sure it could be an issue with customs.

>>56171815
The 'damascus steel' knives are just crappy cheap knives with wavy patterns lasered into them

>>56171815
Are they really polarized?

Would anyone with a Mime Band 2 mind sharing their experiences with the heartrate tracker? The review I read says it's spotty and you have to be extremely still to get a reading.

>>56171837
Yeah, I wasn't expecting it from (fairly) cheap chinkshit glasses.

>>56171822
Ah alright, wasn't some anon talking about some knives in some other thread before? He didn't provide a link though.

>>56171884
Yeah it's probably right. The heart rate tracker only works when you select the option to get your heart rate, it tells to firmly attach your band and runs for 10 secs before showing you your heart rate.

>>56171815
Good point, will not buy,

>>56171929
I read somewhere (maybe XDA) that there are actually apps that work with cointius monitoring even with the Mi Band

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Has my $8 karambit been seized by Aussie customs?

www.aliexpress.com/item/karambit/32652211197.html

>>56171972
continuous*

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Do any anons here have one of picrelated E14 5W RGB lamps?
How's brightness? I want to get one, but I'm afraid of it being less bright than my already very dim 3W 200 lumen LED bulb.
Also, how well does the remote function? Does it have to be pointed straight into the base for it to work?

>>56171587
Swans M10s

>>56171979
Customs sends you a letter if they seize it. If they haven't sent you anything it means they are still processing

>>56171999
Link?

>>56172003
It's been like a week, never had this much processing time from customs, I've honestly never paid attention before because it's been that quick.

How long does it usually take to process customs and will tracking alert me that it has gone through customs?

>>56171587
Haven't seen any good chinky speakers, the Lepy LP-V3 S is a goat amplifier though, something like 20 bucks for a really good amp.

>>56170770
Where did you buy those VSonics?

>>56171979
Hopefully it gets through, post an update when it arrives, I've been wanting to get one but Aus customs are cunts.

>>56172065
http://www.lendmeurears.com/gr07-classic/
bought them years ago, they don't work anymore
I'd get the Senfer UEs since they're 1/3 the price, have a detachable cable and better build quality.


Rock Zircons are more bassy/"fun". VT66 is more neutral but kind of lacks bass which is improved in the UEs

>>56171386
nope

>>56171972
>>56171987
Yeah. Try the app Mi Band Tools. I use it with my old first gen Mi Band.

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>>56172074
Sure thing, I've got like eight things coming and none have arrived though ;_;

Nomos watch knockoff
Sunglasses
CSGO Meme Karambit Knife
Tiny little weed smoking pipe
Knockoff earphones x4
10 RFID cards
Long wallet
Metal 1.5mm male to female audio cable
Butt plug
Anime Sailor Costume (Like the anime girls senpai)
Sailor hat

Those last three items are for a video project I'm working on, the butt plug is a prop, fuck putting chink shit in your ass.

Any chink mechanical keyboard with Brown switches or brown feel?

>>56172130
I've ordered sunglasses and a weed grinder before that have arrived no sweat, so i reckon the pipe will be fine. Try soak the pipe in vodka or something before you use it, don't want to be breathing in them chinky cancer fumes.

So, I ordered a pair of KZ DT5's on a recommendation here long, long ago.

Considering I needed the bass they actually were really good for $15, free shipping off ebay. Unfortunately the glue they use to secure the shell and the driver/speaker section is (probably intentionally) really shit, and so one side came apart, severing the wire. The rest is really durable though.

So, some advice: If you buy KZ stuff, maybe keep a thing of superglue or whatever on hand.

Now for a question: Has anyone tried the KZ ED2s? Supposedly they have the exact same 0.7mm driver so they should sound the same, but they're $5, a full third of the cost.

>>56172217
ED7s are the new meme

>>56171999
>Swans M10s
thanks friend

>>56171346
got this earlier this year, still works fine and the powerbank feature is bretty gud
the shitty part is no usb input, but instead some usb-dc plug.
its been on daily use thx to mouthfedora
http://www.gearbest.com/chargers/pp_227851.html

It's 4 AM and I'm browsing chink shit

>>56172406
We've all been there, friend.

>>56172130
>Those last three items are for a video project I'm working on, the butt plug is a prop, fuck putting chink shit in your ass.
Sure.

>>56172130
>Butt plug
>Anime Sailor Costume (Like the anime girls senpai)
>Sailor hat
>Those last three items are for a video project I'm working on

Uhh... what kind of a project is it?

>>56172468
About how Kancolle is a shit game thats just microtransactions and cute boat girls. I'm planning to use the butt plug as an 'anime figurine'. I'm gonna be jewtube famous lads, just you watch,

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>>56172468
I call them motivation.

>>56172498
Well, post it here when you're done. You'll surely be 4chan famous, for better or worse.

>>56172529
Probably worse. It will be a couple of months, keep your eyes peeled.

>>56172510
trap girls better as 2d

So does anyone here actually buy chinkshit for the purpose of reselling it?

I'm thinking that cables would be ideal for reselling.

>>56172646
Maybe your store will be the one to succeed, not like the hundreds of thousands who have the same idea.

Chinks get crazy low shipping rates, don't do it.

>>56172743
The thing is, there aren't many stores like that where I live. Any electronics store that sells cables (primarily thinking microUSB and Lightning cables) sell extremely overpriced garbage.

I'm looking for Playstation 2 controller, should i go for chink shit or used goods?

>>56172773
But will they buy off you though? People who don't know anything about tech will always buy overpriced because higher price = quality to them.

>>56172795
So just sell the cheap chink shit at the same price as the expensive ones.

Is there some kind of switch that I can buy so I can swap between computers without having to move cables?

>>56172795
I think that will vary a lot from person to person.
I mean, I'm thinking that at least as many tech illiterate people are also thinking "It's just a cable, might as well get the cheapest one". Also helps if it looks fancy and braided, or has some sort of gimmick like being double-sided, like those Blitzwolf ones.

>>56172807
People expect different quality from actual stores then from old mate steveo from down the road who can get me cables for cheap

>>56172813
Where will you be selling them? From your house or on craigslist or some shit, I'm from Australia though so I don't know much about craigslist.

>>56172811
http://symless.com/synergy/
spoonfed 4 u babe

>>56172773
>>56172795

Sell this shit at Flea Markets. I make a killing.

>>56171777
Dried "mangoes".

>>56172829
>Where will you be selling them? From your house or on craigslist or some shit, I'm from Australia though so I don't know much about craigslist.

Well, my local version of Craigslist would be the easy solution.
The best solution would obviously be a real online store, but I haven't looked into what that entails.

>>56172847
Don't do online store, chinks will beat you on ebay, many people do it and all fail because chinks get cheap shipping.

>>56170934
CHINK'D

>>56170934
Did you at least check it before? If not you deserve to be chinked.

>>56172847
Shipping is a real problem for small stores I would not recommend doing that.
Instead offer a service where you say you can get them any cable they want from your "industrial partners" or some other bullshit and that you call them in 2 weeks when it arrives for them to come and get it.

>>56171822
Just buy a scandi grind bacho knife.. Cheap as shit and pretty great

>>56172866
Right, of course, and chinks also beat me on AliExpress.
But chinks would beat any western store, but as it turns out, there's millions of successful non-chink stores. People don't know about the chink option.

Also, the cable arriving within 2-3 days (which would be about $1 in shipping) is a pretty big plus compared to eBay.

>>56172895
Yeah, you're right, that's also definitely something to keep in mind. I'll consider that.

>>56172912
Well good luck, you will need it.
Willing to bet that people will see $1 shipping and not look at your listing.

>>56172929
Seeing as $1 is basically nothing, I'd be able to just include it in the price. That would also mean I can claim FREE SHIPPING.

But yeah, some luck is gonna be needed. Luckily, it's not necessary to invest a LOT of money, which is also why I think it makes sense to try cables.

Can someone post one of these cheap arduino clones?

I don't know shit about electronics but If I am going to learn I'd rather not pay $20 for the original desu senpai

What should I get KZ ED7 or piston 3 ?

>>56172968
Just go on ebay and enter "arduino nano" and buy the cheapest one, should be under $3

>>56172130
Any tips on picking a decent Nomos knock off?

>no tracking updates on one item since "杭州航站, 离开交航" on the 25th of last month
>other package is "计划交航" since the third of this month
Jesus christ, the amount of fucking time it takes anything to get here is incredible. Like holy fuck, if China was connected to North America by land you could drive these fucking packages here in less time.

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Open a dispute on a fake brand item with the store already closed, bad idea?

>>56173061
Mine hasn't FUCKING arrived yet, but this is what I got. Will report back when it arrives.

www.aliexpress.com/item/nomos/32667809482.html

Winter is coming. What is the best chink light for mountain biking? I was planning to get one that I would mount to the handlebar and another one to helmet.

>>56170577
anyone here using the mi 5 with cm 13 installed from xda? Is it okay or total shit?

>>56173142
T6 with 18650 batteries is stronger than the sun

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what are you waiting for in the mail? Im waiting for my laser cutter toarrive on monday.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pepe-the-frog-3D-Ass-Mouse-Pad-Sad-frog-Funny-Soft-Sexy-silicon-Anime-Mousepad-/131896826549?hash=item1eb5a9dab5:g:3ZwAAOSwyLlXoLSI

Got a Cube i7 Stylus. Loaded ubuntu on it. Everything works well (had to compile a few drivers to get wifi and bt working), but sometimes the touchscreen disappears when resuming from sleep or rebooting.

>>56173478
Suggest me an ass mousepad that isn't a meme.

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My Apocalypse Now poster arrived from Aliexpress. Took just over a month to arrive. It's a nice poster.. Pic related of the poster. I would take a picture myself but I want to keep it rolled up for now as I'm not putting it up yet. For some reason they fucked up and sent two other random posters along with it.

/csg/, a bit of advice. I want to buy the BM-800 microphone. I look at the most ordered listings of it, the first one with ~2000 orders and the second one with like 50. The first one costs 30$, the second 16$. Is there any reason to buy the expensive one over the cheap one?

>>56173637
look at the price history of the expensive one

>>56173114
Yup thats the one every chink sells. Let me know how loud the movement is because too loud ticking on chink movements drives me nuts.

One week ago I said I'll report whether a 128GB SD works in a Ruizu x02.
As long as you format it in Fat32 it will work.

>>56172091
>http://www.lendmeurears.com/gr07-classic/
I can also recommend http://penonaudio.com/

I'm having some troubles with the chuwi hi8 pro I got last week recognizing microsd cards, it recognizes them in android but rarely in windows.

>>56170770
>GR07
would you know how those compare to vsonics vsd3, I had those and they are the best soo far, is GR07 worth the price?

>>56170969
I would not buy cheap no name lightbulbs from china if I was you. You will get a nasty shock if are trying install lightbulb or house set on fire if you do not have RCD protection in the house.

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>>56173478
It seems to be inspired by the pic that I shopped many years ago.

>>56170664
Blitzwolf chargers are a reliable choice, they're the only one who could handle the pure fucked up power pull from my chink tablet.

Then again, I think pretty much all legit QCs are realible due to automatic voltage control.

>>56171334
Retard.

After a cheap and good quality small mouse pad. Should I use A.cow or should I get the Mitu ones from Xi? Links for some good cheap pads?

So the Google Cardboard is £15.00 [About $20] if you buy it from google.

What vr headset is recommended for a Xiaomeme Rednote 3 Pro?

>>56170868
>paracord
>climbing
pick one

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Reminder that Redmi Note 3 Pro has official cyanogenmod support and that you should be running it instead of miui or pajeet roms.

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>>56174013
Do you want your own design or the xiaomi one?
Pretty much the only relevant factor, personally I think the sharkpad looks better than the MI ones.

>>56174014
The cardboard is $2 if you buy from eBay. Try that first and see if it's even worth getting a more expensive one.

>>56170664
Anker

>>56174061
May as well. Thanks.

>>56174041
Reminder that the official CM nightly builds are a buggy mess and meanwhile Satoshi's CM13 works perfectly.

>>56174014
Got a 1€ cardboard from Ali. Was good quality just had trouble fitting my redmi note 3 there. I think its not really meant for phones with 5.5' screens.

>>>/s4s/4701643

>>56173919
GR07s are worth it but not worth it when you're upgrading from a VSD3. It's an improvement but the cost doesn't justify upgrading it.
This is /csg/ anyway where cost-effectiveness is the king.

>>56173967

My blitzwold 5 port worked great for a while, then burnt both my phone's charging board and itself

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I got chinked. read from bottom to top.
Tried buying a mi fit 2 for my mum.
fucking Jennifer.

>>56174251
i wanna go on this site and ask her out :3

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Posted this in the last thread, didn't get a response.

I bought some Zircons and they are awesome for the price. Love the bass-heavy sound. However, I lost them while at work and haven't been able to find them. I'm wondering if I should pick up another pair of Zircons, or if anyone has tried the KZ ED10. I really like their design, but there's not much out there in the way of reviews, especially nothing comparing them to the Zircons.

>>56174251
She gave you her skype man

She's basically saying "sorry we've been really busy lately, let me take you some nudes"

>>56174251
Blame Xiaomi.

http://www.gizmochina.com/2016/08/19/xiaomi-double-mi-band-2-production/

>Huami, the company that produces the Mi Band had hinted at plans to double production of the Mi Band 2 two months back. Even at that, Huami’s CEO Huang Wang as well as Xiaomi’s Lei Jun expressed concerns that the increase in production still wont be enough to meet the high demand.

>True to their prediction, the Mi Band 2’s production is still not meeting the demand for the intelligent wrist band despite increased production.

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I'm a guy who bought a Doogee 5X Max Pro from dx.com a while ago. I promised some random anon that I would post it here when I got the phone with some info.

He already knows about my Twitter, so here's a long ass tweet thread about the phone: https://twitter.com/QuadPiece/status/766754017414352896

I've been unable to test which 3G band it supports yet. The SIM I was planning to test it with hasn't arrived yet.

And yes, the battery on this fucker is insane (pic related)

>>56174251
Yeah, Aliexpress is much better than GearBest.

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>>56173478
Only one left, /csg/!!!

>>56174332
delete this

>>56174310
I'm not that anon but I bought one in a GB flash sale and I'm waiting on it to arrive. Thanks!

>>56173636
What other two posters? How much was it?

>>56174274
https://audiobudget.com/product.php?brand=KZ&id=ED10

>The sound needs more polishing, especially on the clarity.

>The highs are loud and present, but overly dark, inaccurate and even harsh.

>>56174381
the poster cost $1.50 plus $1 shipping, if you order multiple i think they do you a deal. theres like 400 posters in the store. i have no idea why they sent me the other two posters, maybe it was a fuck up or maybe they were trying to get rid of stock. give me a minute and i'll take a pic of the other posters.

I ordered a mechanical pencil on aliexpress, but I didn't enter my phone number because why the hell would they need that? Now the seller sent me a message asking for my phone number, should I give it to him?

>>56174442
Give him any old junk number
8008135 is my favourite.

>>56174442
No.

>>56174442
Nothing happens if you do, but you can give them a fake number too. They never call you, but if they used fedex or some other courier service, the service would need your number.

>>56174442
I bought a cheap secondary pay-as-you-go SIM for crap like this.

was just a base fee of like $3 then you charge it up with credits. Usually the reason they need your number is just for shipping notifications.

>>56174442
international post from china requires a post number. you can just put anything in there, make one up. i just use my real one, i've never been called or anything.

>>56174451
>>56174452
>>56174465
Okay thanks I'll just ignore him since no courier service around here ever needs someone's phone number.

>>56174430
w-what is that... her ball sack?

>>56174442
>should I give it to him?
Only if you want chinks marketers calling you in 3AM to offer you some cheap new chinkshit.

>>56174479
>her

>>56174473
who the fuck buys a sim card? do you not get them for free in your country?

>>56174479
>her

>>56174442
Its for the post office, They call sometimes.hem

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>>56174381
>>56174421
here is the first poster. some animu shit. anyone recognise?

>>56174486
>>56174490
>they haven't heard of the fabled feminine penis

>>56174403
I saw that site, but thanks for posting the link regardless. I'd like to hear from anyone who has listened to both the Zircons and the ED10s who can directly compare the two.

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>>56174381
>>56174421
>>56174502
and here is the second poster. this is the one that weirds me out the most. why would they send this to me?

>>56174479
>her

>>56174521
Second one is from the recentish TV show 'Hannibal'.
Which is actually really good and you should watch it.

>>56174502
Fanart of >>56174521 and is from the tv show Hannibal.

>>56174403
I don't care for that retards opinion after he couldn't figure out the most basic instructions of the Piston Air.

>>56174533
>>56174534
thanks anons. still a creepy poster desu. i'll maybe give it a watch, seeing as i now own the merchandise.

>>56174502
>>56174521
bonus points if anyone recognises the 4 cds.

>>56174502
>>56174521
>>56174554
it's daftpunk, duh

>>56174489
i guess saying i bought a secondary phone plan with a separate number would have been better wording.

Also no, we only get one SIM free. If we want a dual-SIM setup it's some retarded extra monthly fee

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>>56173636
>Not getting the best poster ever

>>56174310
Man I kind of wanted that phone but ended up going with the redmi note 3 pro.

If it had 3gb of ram I would definitely have gotten it. How sturdy is it?

>>56173636
Link to store?

Nice coupon for XDuoo X2 hi-fi mp3 player for $31.29 (original price $50)
http://www.gearbest.com/mp3-mp4-players/pp_373989.html?wid=21
code: XDX2RU

>>56174591
Are you saying you don't want the poster to GET HARD? Starring the elderly comedian Will Ferrel?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Living-room-home-wall-decoration-fabric-poster-2015-Movie-Poster-Gallery-Get-Hard/32703487286.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10055_10054_10059_10058_9881_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_3&btsid=7e5afde5-f03a-4e0b-8611-632b79c3ffc9

>>56174614
That's right Mike.

>>56173481
Happens on Windows too when you shut it down with the keyboard on.
Otherwise you can wake it up with the Windows button.

>>56174581
what country you from? just order a free pay as you go sim from another provider. why did you buy a separate phone plan?

>>56174559
hell yeah dude
>>56174591
thats a pretty cool poster desu, might buy. i need some more posters for my room.
>>56174600
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/1280423

>>56174598
It's darn sturdy. Plastic everywhere, but if nobody told I swear I would've thought it had some kind of inner steel frame.
More solid than my Nexus 5X. Almost as sturdy as my Xperia Z2.
It's also impossible to tell that the back is removable except for a notch in the corner. Doesn't give in at all when I press the back with my thumb

I'll give the build a 9/10. If they used actual metal I'd call it perfect.

It's quite heavy though.

>>56174442
Your local post office might need to contact you about your shipment

>>56174695
>>56174501
They never do that around here, so if he keeps insisting I'll just give him a fake.

>>56174676
1. I live in Norway (so much for "the best country in the world")
2. I don't think we have a provider that gives free dual-sim cards.
3. To get a separate number for crap like this. Also it was just 29kr or something to get a pay-as-you go thing that you charge up with credits.
Costs nothing extra as long as I don't actually charge it up with any credits.
I got 50kr as a start bonus and I still haven't used half of that in 3 years. All it does is recieve an abroad SMS like once every 3 months and some delivery notices anyways

wow that reply ended up overly detailed

>>56174713
just give him a fake one now anon

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Bought a mirror for my trans girlfriend.

>>56174251
Was that from back when the bad was sold for like $25? My order never shipped either so I just got a refund and got it from gearbest for $35 instead, the ali sellers all upped their prices to >$40 and didn't send out any cheaper orders from earlier

>>56174310
>The menu button triggers context menus like on old phones. You have to hold the home button to get the recent apps.
You can change it in the settings. did it on my RN3P with CM13 that did it too and it was annoying af. can't remember the exact wording in settings but you'll find it.

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>>56174591
Whoever designed that deserves a kick to the teeth.

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must have EDC gadget that isn't a flashlight, knife or a power bank?

I already have the mini otg connector

>>56174730
that sounds like a bit of a hassle. in the uk you can just order a free sim online and you can recieve calls and texts without having to top up or anything. in fact the mobile network 3 give you a free 200mb of data per month on their pay as you go sim, without ever requiring a top up. i keep one as a backup if i run out of data or if i need a throwaway number. also i can use that 200mb if i go abroad as they do free roaming too.

>>56174777
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/edc-capsules/32523764165.html

>>56174783
kek. Norway's most popular carrier charges 249kr/month (about ~23£) for a 500 MB sim.

It's not really a hassle though. Just order one, then pay 29kr and never fill it up with credits. Then you don't have to do anything and you can keep it around to receive calls/sms

>>56174839
holy shit norway is expensive. my carrier is £10 per month on pay as you go for 1gb of data, 150 minutes and unlimited texts. however every 3 months you stay with them you get an extra 500mb of data per month for free as a loyalty reward. so after a year it'll be 3gb per month, after two years 5gb per month.. and so on. this is on pay as you go so no contract.

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Should I buy this phone?
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_281634.html

>>56174908
no

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>>56170716
>You

>>56174908
>Intel Atom Z3560
no.

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>>56174917
But why, 4gb of ram, atom processor, it seems to be bretty good.

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>>56174904
>tfw work pays for a 5 GB plan for me
>i only pay the tax on it which is like 20kr

We have a new carrier that does 1 GB for 99kr though. But people are too dumb to switch.
Norway has this issue where the monopolies are so bad that people are already brainwashed.

People use carrier X "because our family has been using X for 20 years now"
It sorta sucks. Makes competition impossible since our people are dumb af.
Luckily the millennial generation is finally starting to change this.

>>56174962
atom is a fucking piece of shit.
it's even worse than the old pentium4 processors

>>56174962
Intel killed the Atom line, and so nobody does software updates for them anymore. Apps are also typically horribly optimized for them.

Also it's still on Android 4.4. Why on earth would you buy a 4.4 phone in 2016.

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>>56174993
So that means that I should stay away from those 8 inch windows tablets?

>>56174962
oh fuck! sauce!

>>56174965
yeah that sounds kinda dumb. older people sticking with what they know is an issue here too. most people use the same bank they had when they first opened an account, because it was the nearest branch to where they lived 20 years ago.

>>56175049
It's not just old people here. Even people who are like 30 or 25 years use the same carrier, because it was what their first phone plan was.
But the recent people between 18-22 are finally stopping to give a shit about habits and are making smart decisions instead.
Never thought I'd be proud of my cancerous emoji generation.

Also for the banks:
Here in Norway, non-retards have multiple bank accounts. I think I have accounts in 3 banks or something. Then you shuffle money back and forth depending on profits/features the bank offers.

>>56174908
>OS: Android 4.4
kek.

>>56174839
Meanwhile in Denmark I get 20 GB of data, free calls, sms and 1 month of viaplay for 199 with Telenor DK.

>>56175039
(Futaket 12) [NULL Mayu (Chimosaku)] Sebarami! | Abdominal Pregnancy!

>>56171654

what do you use for service?

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>STILL stuck in customs

>>56174591
The movie doesn't anything to do with a fucking blade.

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>>56175190
Higher building costs in Norway compared to Denmark.
But they are still getting ripped off compared to Sweden

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>not fapping to ali listings

>>56174962
>female (male)

>>56171815
>>56171837

I bought 2 Veithdia aviators in the spring. Both were polarized.

www.ebay.com/itm/152060139409
www.ebay.com/itm/172067017863

Latter came with case, mini screwdriver, cleaning cloth etc. Overall it seems to be worth the price, asthe hinge on cheaper one was worse and broke down eventually. Also the dark green lenses are better for driving as they don't dim as much.

So my Nomos copy doesn't hold time, is this a problem with all of them or did I just get a bad one?
Is the easiest way to get a new one/refund to open a dispute?

>>56175466
Pregnant.

>>56175649
That certainly confused my dick.

>>56175608
most of chink watches don't hold time...

>>56175709
Mine does just fine.

What would be a good amplifier / phantom power / whatever for bm-800 microphone. I bought it a while ago and my sound card isn't strong enough for it.

Preferably cheap (that's why I'm writing in this thread), but if there's some good amplifier for both this microphone and headphones I can spend more.

>>56175190
>>56175272
Just check Sweden's fiber prices from Bredbandsbolaget (AKA, Swedish Telenor) vs. Telenor in Norway.

1 Gbit in Sweden is 849kr
Or 500 Mbit/s for 599kr

While 500 Mbit/s is 1049kr in Norway.
No Gbit available in Norway.

The saddest part is that Telenor is a Norwegian company.
Fuck it's even 50% state-owned or something and got massive state funding to build ADSL for every household way back, mostly 100% profit since then since they didn't even pay for their own infrastructure.

They're ripping us off like fuck.

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>>56176010
>tfw I pay 55€ for 30Mbit/s in Italy

>>56176041
>>>/r/shittytumblrgifs

>>56176041
>tfw can't get anything regular where i live
>not even fucking dial-up
>have to run off LTE
>approx. 85€/month
>typical speeds are 50 mbit/s
>200 GB cap

i was glad enough to find a 200 GB mobile broadband plan. Telenor wants €95 for 80 GB.

>tfw you got a new quadcopter today but it's too windy to fly it outside so you decide to test it out in the living room but it makes the cat shit itself and then your wife whinges at you

>>56176084
>wife
Fake and gay.

>>56176104
Not all of us have to order pretend rubber vaginas and pillows with pictures of Japanese schoolgirls on them, anon.

>>56176144
>implying dakis aren't superior to 3dpd in every conceivable way

>>56176144
3DPD.

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>>56176010
>>56176041
>tfw 100 Mbit/s up and down fiber for 25€ in Sweden

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K /csg/...
just saw the video in OP and bough one of these wsken bad boi after some research as I was in need of a new cable.
FYI, it's about 2€ cheaper on ebay

>>56174738
haha link

what you think about this
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/20X-LED-Double-Eye-Repair-Magnifier-Glasses-Mini-Loupe-Lens-Magnifying-Glas-with-Light-Watch-Microscope/32599644355.html

>>56176279
literally just search "laptop mirror" on ali you fucking newfag

>>56176372
tell newfag someone else retard

>>56176396
I'm not the newfag asking to be spoonfed on the most basic shit imaginable, newfag.

>>56176327
Not glass lenses, so a little blurry. But for the price okay. Also, you will never be able to focus with both eyes, one will do. Plus you need to be really close to what you' re focusing on.

>>56176403
ye ye whatever

>>56176327
expect the LEDs to be pretty weak on something like this

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>>56176539

>>56174330
Actually you all need tostop schilling GB. Ali is the based chinky way.

>>56176582
t. Jack Ma

Xiaomi Router for 22€/$25
http://www.gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_429780.html
Coupon code: GB51M

>>56173872
Thanks

>>56173107
do think these will be good fakes

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2341105

or is this a honeypot?

>>56174760
I've spent like 10 minutes in the settings desperately trying to find it. Maybe I'm blind or the wording is simply completely horrid. But I can't find anything.

But I'm running stock on this thing. XDA has had hell trying to flash TWRP on this. Some got it working, most don't

Are there any chink desoldering guns?

>>56177255
yes

anyone got a good link to the daniel watches

>>56177249
>>56174310
Just checked again:
Settings->Buttons->Menu->Short Press Action->replace Show Context Menu with Show Recent Apps.
That's it.

If you don't have those menu settings then I guess it's a feature of the specific CM13 rom I flashed and not an android-wise feature. also it sounds like it should be because it's quite a basic task.

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>>56175343
>check this item out
>feedback
>with pictures
>its a tarp

>>56176603
wasnt 300mbps the n stadard, 5ghz wifi?

>>56173819
I've got that one.
It's pretty quiet. I can hear it if I take it up to my ear and listen to it, but otherwise not at all.

>>56177425
Ah yes, the entire Buttons menu is a CM feature.

>>56177682
Oh that sucks man. spam Doogee with requests and maybe they'll add it in an update or something. I really hated that old button scheme.

>>56177753
Maybe. And yeah, I also hate that button scheme.
Especially since I'm left handed. The back button is just harder to press now. Never even touch the menu button.

>>56173636
>>56174688
Hey Poster boy, can you tell us if how shitty is the paper? I'm liking dem posters a lot.

can somebody post the pic where Mao is asking for 5 star feedback?

>roll bangood lottery first 3 days
>mainly get 10 bg point each time or shit coupons
>get 100GB coins a few times
>since 3 days ago all the normies joined the fun
>chinks already rigged the wheel
>OOPS better luck next time
>OOPS, OOOPS, OOOOPS
>and like that for over 20 rolls right now

It's finished

>>56176267
i want one of these but there isnt any for usb c

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>>56177930
>Poster boy

>>56174660
shut it down with the keyboard on? what does that mean?
like the virtual keyboard?

Anyone got that fitness trainer thingy that is in the randomizer, the one where you grip shit with your hands to train your arms. No idea what they are called

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Why are AliExpress reviews so fucking amazing?

Are there any LED bulbs that arent house fires? It's impossible to find 3-3.5k temp bulbs locally.

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>>56178382
another one from the same guy

>>56178430
Richard is woke af

>>56178430
I'm going to start shitposting in all my future Ali reviews now.

>>56178382
>>56178430
which products does he review?

>>56178476
It's all fake lego sets, which makes it even better

>>56178509
I've heard good things about Lepin sets

>>56178523
When I get my own place my plan is to dedicate an entire room to chink lego and fill it with lego military figures and sets, and stage giant battles.

What is the best chink BT gamepad that can work both with droidphone and Windows?


Also what is the best form factor for it? Clip above the pad or a "cradle" where phone rests btween pards of a pad like in picrelated?

Looking for something in the same formfactor as picrelated, but would like to hear opinions on the matter.

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>>56170716
>exhaust
what the fuck

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>>56178585
Damn somehow forgot picrelated lol

>>56171777
You're better off finding a Chinese supermarket near you.
The ones I go to are a little over an hour away but worth it for soykaf

>>56171777
You live in Australia, there are chink supermarkets every 5 blocks because your country is basically owned by the Chinese now. Just go to one of those.

>>56178596
well it is a car

>>56178572
Are you the sister fucker from last night?

>>56178694
No. I don't even have a sister.

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>>56178596
That's the dial you need to turn when you're ready to exhaust your knob, anon.

Anybody have experience ordering batteries from China / HK? I want to buy new GBA SP Battery.

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>>56178596
THREE GEARS REGULATION

>>56177941
At least you got something. They've been chinking me since the first day. Yet to win a thing.

>>56178246
Found it, will it snap and launch metal debris into my eyeballs?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/10-40-Kg-Adjustable-Heavy-Grips-Hand-Gripper-Gym-Power-Fitness-Hand-Exerciser-Grip-Wrist-Forearm/32576636124.html

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>>56174738

>trans
>girlfriend

>>56178882
Buy it and review it for us.

>>56177433
I am not even surprised this chink it trying to copy steve jobs.

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Yay

>>56175031

>windows
>tablets

Not even once.

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I am looking at 10 inch tablet (or close) and I came across teclast x98 pro (with windows) I am thinking ofb uying it, any other recommendations or is this 10 inch tablet recommendation.

>>56178911
I would but 'Sofortbanking' is chinking me, bought a few chink shits here and there and now it says my bank doesn't allow any more transfers today what the fuck.

>>56179089
It's shit, search the archives.

>>56179152
>search the archives

do you mean go to the previous thread(s)?

>tfw just got chinkshit in but don't want to post since the thread is on autosage
pls make a new thread op

just bought this for $2.65 USD shipped

>SR SR718 Vintage Folding Knife - BLACK

http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_212496.html?wid=21

i needed something to open up boxes and shit because i get mailed a lot of products for review and shit

how did i do?

>>56179089
Check craigslist or local equivalent for a tablet before you go chink, people here always seem to be trying to dump them off and pretty cheap as well.

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>>56179254
>>56179254
>>56179254

>>56179211
Yep.

>>56171346
>>56171405

I bought my nitecore from mtbaker with a ecig order - have had mine for at least a year - think longer than that - maybe 2 and it's great. Charges batteries every day, always on.

I got the 4 cell one.

I dunno about gearbest but since they only sell authentic stuff it's probably fine.

>>56171587

Lot of quality speaker drivers if you know what you're looking for - you gotta build the encosure yourself though.

If you're getting a already built thing the shipping will be crazy since not only is it heavy it's bulky.

If you find something with reasonable shipping costs share it. I would be very interested.

>>56178694
Can we drop this meme, I never fucked my sister we just share the same room.

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GUYS WTF IS THIS PRICE DROP, also used 5% coupon for dat extra low price.

even gaybest never sold this phone under €170

yes its the fucking 3GB 32GB edition with snapdragon!


is it site mistake? is geekbuying.com even reliable?

>>56178882
>>56178911
I have these, they're not that great. They're pretty uncomfortable to hold.

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>>56179475
>is it site mistake? is geekbuying.com even reliable?
Legit site, but sucks at refunding money.

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>>56179089
Screen is not scratch resistant (only the Mi Pad has gorrilla) and it overheats and thermal throttles, battery life ain't great either.

What i'm trying to say: you get what you pay for.

>>56179537
but it uses paypal.

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>>56179566
Yeah, Paypal dispute changed tone on their customer service.

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>>56178734
Bought
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/d/32483677080.html

for pic related, it works great.

>>56179449
can you upload photo of this room?

>>56179642
No, you guys already made fun of me yesterday.

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>>56178714
>>56179449
>>56179642

Yeah, please upload a photo of your room.

I want to see what kind of living situation you have, being over 18 and sharing a room with your sister.

Do you live in the United States?

How good are the chinktablets btw? especially xiaomeme tablets or the nokia tablet. Are they worth it?

>>56180047
It's a beach house, you jerk.

>>56180677

So?

Its still fucking weird.

Come on, man. Just post a photo.

Please?

>>56180734
Never, I don't post personal information on the internet, and the house is on the beach so it could be really easy to find on google street view.

>>56180850

I understand.

Just post a photo of your room then. :-DDD

Do you live in the United States?

>>56180882
>Just post a photo of your room then. :-DDD
No X DDDD.
I live in Europe.

>>56180943

That makes sense.

I was just wondering, because in the US it is considered really bizarre to sleep in the same room as your sister, especially when you're over 18.

>>56181022
It may be a bit weird, but we're very close and feel very comfortable with each other.

Anyone have any experience with chink 3d printers? yay or nay?

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>>56181161

>very close
>very comfortable with each other

Pic of your sis?

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>>56181253
NO.

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>>56181292

DDD-: