/csg/ Chink Shit General

Is damascus steel a meme?

>>56162535
http://www.oppomart.com/coolpad-cool1-dual.html

- 5.5-inch full incell screen, 1920x1080 pixels display
- 1.8GHz Qualcomm 652 processor, 3GB/4GB RAM
- Dual 13MP rear cameras
- 4060mAh Big Capacity Battery*
- $219.00

Redmeme completely BTFO!
How will Xiaomeme EVER recover!?

>>56162587
No microsd.

>>56162583
yes, don't fall for it

>>56162597
I KNEW IT

Does anybody know of any other website than ARTS-COW for 99c custom mousepad? I tried paying for a custom mouse 3 times but for some reason the payment always fails.

I'm not sure what to do.

>>56162587
>coolpad
enjoy no roms, updates, qc control

>>56162610
But muh 1000 times folded jap steel meme!

>>56162614
custom mouse pad*

Shit.

>>56162614
>poorfag detected

>>56162587
>48 hrs of standby time

Can't the chinks make a botnet without wakelocks?

>>56162625
This,
xiaomeme still seems like the best overall meme desu.

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>>56162587
>incel

>>56162587
>no SD slot
Dropped.

>>56162587
>200€
3expensive7me

Geekbuying anon here. Ordered the GPD Q9, will report on quality when it arrives

>>56162633
Cool.

Does the memeband only work with memephone or is it compatible with any droid?

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Reposting, what's my best at a brown switch keyboard?

>>56162790
Works with every Android phone on which the Mi Fit app can be installed.

Why do I keep buying Chinese stuff? Now I got Zircons and a smartwatch coming my way from Gearbest..

at least I'll get some Good Boy Points from that so I could get some MORE crap...

B-but it looks so cool.

>>56162583
moar liek dumbass-cus steel amirite guise?

>>56162597
>>56162851
Fuck, forgot my quote.

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What are some good chinkshit gift ideas for my mother and father who are 63 years old?

They already have everything the want, and they have few hobbies and interests.

My mom likes cooking and gardening. My dad likes marijuana, and just recently has gotten into computer shit.

I plan on getting my dad a thinkpad, but I need more ideas.

>>56162851
only if you also consider fedoras cool looking

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Got these two Micro SD card adapters today, and a sack of 10 plastic SD + Micro SD card cases.

Fuck yeah, motherfuckers!

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>>56162884
>cooking and gardening
>marijuana
get them some fine chink tea, pic related

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>Born too late to explore the earth.
>Born too early to explore the cosmos.
>Born just in time to use the new 'Baby Mouth Car Vagina':

www.aliexpress.com/item/baby_mouth_car_vagina/32691752623.html

>>56162973
Someone in /csg/ has one of these, he said it was pretty good.

>>56162997
Looks too small, desu.

>>56162973
Stop trying to force memes you autist fuck.

>>56163020
IIRC the guy said it's built for chink dicks but a normal sized western penis will fit all right.

>>56163053
>but a normal sized western penis will fit all right
Maybe just the head.

>>56162830
>Why d
I feel like alot of people here are addicted to the chink.

>>56162997
>>56163020
>>56163053
Hi! That was me!

Now, I'm quite well equipped indeed. HOWEVER, the thing stretches to accomodate my dingdong. The plastic mouth is a lot more like rubber than the pictures let on. I didn't want to get too graphic on the interwebs, but I've been quite rough with it and I've yet to damage it. As long as you use lube it'll work with a decently sized donger.

The chink factor is in the magnets that hold the rubber against the plastic. They have a tendency to come out but it's nothing a bit of superglue won't fix. Besides, you shouldn't be pulling it around like that anyway since you clean it by unscrewing the white weels at the bottom. There are little holes behind them. It's made with TPE so you clean it w/ water and mild soap, according to my research.

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AY YO

Fix your peepers on this for a sec

>>56163310
How discreet is it really? Could you carry it in your pocket and not arouse suspicion?

>>56162535
Can anyone recommend an SD card?

>>56163313
Oooh a gaming mouse. Open it up anon. I'm planning to buy my gaming mouse in a few minutes too, from Banggood.

http://www.banggood.com/Motospeed-F60-2000-DPI-Adjustable-6D-Button-USB-Wired-Optical-Gaming-Mouse-p-1056011.html

>>56163313
Nobody cares about your chink mouse

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>>56163313

two boxes inside

>>56163313
show us the mouse anon

>>56163322
Why would you carry a masturbator around with you?

>>56163338
SHARK
H
A
R
K

>>56163352
Batteries?

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>>56163322
Good question. It has a cover on the end. At first glance, it's not 100% obvious, but if someone else picked it up, it'd be all over. I guess you could carry it in your pocket, but that's kind of weird.

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>>56163352
>>56163354
>>56163339

I was surprised by the quality, they're actually really good. Just as good as another $4.00 chink mouse I bought from GoyBest.

The LEDs on this are brighter than shit, and they cycle through all the colors of the rainbow. Its got six buttons and four adjustable DPI settings.

I was checking up on my gearbest order, and it was still processing. I got a button that said something like 'dispatch faster' and I pressed it. What's the catch? I didn't get charged or anything.

>>56163399
link us anon

>>56163406
No one really knows what it does.

>>56163358
>>56163384
You never know when you'll need to jack your dick. The Boy Scout motto is "Be Prepared."

>>56163406
someone answered in a previous thread. i think it basically means JUST RUSH IT. for example, they might not take a picture of the package. or if you chose a specific shipping method they'll maybe use a different one. if you payed for registered, it might be unregistered.

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>>56163399

LEDs

>>56163416

I got them on eBay, during a sale, but it is over now.

They were only $1, or 10 for $9.

I regret not buying 10 of them.

>>56163447
Oh, on the note of discretion, it SOUNDS really lewd when you're using it. By lewd, I mean it makes loud slurping noises. I like that, but be advised.

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reminder

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wot do?

>>56163464
>>56163399
I never understood why the chinese label stuff onto the product.

> 6 button high speed gaming fast super xyz mouse

>>56163488

>Factory Direct store Store

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2346322?spm=2114.13010608.0.93.ZnPm2L

fully shut down.

>>56163488
It's not coming anon. I cancelled my order yesterday.

>>56163339

>zero reviews

you madman

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>>56163486
This thread.

>>56163530
>>56163488

when will the cancel go through?

I'm starving over here. Need those 22 cents.

>>56163457
Sounds about right, but are you sure about that shipping part? I recall seeing that delivery speed can't be changed and that they aren't in control of that.

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>>56163556

'Chinese Masturbatorial Shit General' when?

>>56163486
>>56163556
Fuck off.

I'm looking for decent chink sunglasses /g/. I don't know where to start. Can anyone point me in the right direction?

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>>56156616
>>56156685

>benis milker

Something like this actually exists already:

www.aliexpress.com/item/benis_milker/32706324011.html

>>56163625
Never. /csg/ Afterparty was a much more useful general and that got shut down by a small clique of naysayers, so Chinese Masturbatorial Shit General wouldn't stand a chance.

>>56163710

>/csg/ Afterparty was a much more useful general

Thats not true at all. '/csg/ afterparty' was a retarded idea from the beginning, and not in any way useful.

>that got shut down by a small clique of naysayers

Don't blame /csg/ for recognizing a bad idea when they see one.

>>56163710
Dis guy.

>>56163368
Where can I find this shark?

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>>56163768

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337823.html?wid=21

>>56163710
>got shut down by a small clique of naysayers,
Ahahahaha, no one gave a shit about you pathetic thread, get over it you ubersperg.

Remember, one cheap chink shit a day keeps the psychiatric hospital away, according to an anon's therapist

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>>56163768
>>56163368
>>56163338

>He fell for the shark meme.
>He doesn't use the superior Monkey Face.

>>56163831
monkeys cost more idiot

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>>56163695

>>56163695
Does anybody have a review of this?

>>56163831
Does the monkey perform better?

>>56163880
Be the first in /csg/ to buy one and you can be the review.

>>56163897
Sharks are faster and stronger so no, a monkey will not perform better.

am I paranoid for thinking chinks may be stealing my passwords on a mi tab 2 (windows) I got from a diamond-rated seller on aliexpress?
I used W10's "Refresh your PC" before using it.

pls respond.

>>56163464
why would you want 10 though?

>>56163562
nah doesn't affect the shipping speed just dispatch time

>>56163755
>'/csg/ afterparty' was a retarded idea from the beginning, and not in any way useful.

It was an excellent idea. Think of all the popular items which have come and gone in these threads, floating like flotsam on an endless sea of HAY GUYS I GOT A SHARK AM I MILHOUSE YET or IM THINKING OF GETTING TEH REDMI NOTE 3 PRO, CAN ANYONE TELL ME IF ITS ANY GOOD.
Products like the Zsun Wifi SD card reader thing, or that cat cushion that crops up every so often.

These products represent something genuinely interesting, yet by the very nature of 4chan they are fleeting and there is very little information on their durability and general usefulness for the long-term.

/csg/ Afterparty aimed to change all that but thanks to the work of two or three dedicated shitposters it's gone now, so we'll never know whether anyone found a proper use for those Wifi cards after flashing OpenWRT on it.

I hope you're proud of yourselves for ruining a promising general simply because it represented something different from your usual diet of tendies and shitposting.

>>56163856

>$0.12 cents more expensive.

Poorfag detected

>>56163897

No, but they're 2016 limited edition.

>>56163795
who dis? nice tiddies

>>56163710
>so Chinese Masturbatorial Shit General wouldn't stand a chance
Never underestimate the power of masturbation, it will happen and I will be there wearing my cat girl maid outfit that I ordered.

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Does the Gearbest KZ ATE code still work? I'm gonna attempt to order them right now.

Is $7.99 US worth it? Is it always this cheap? Code for it is: LHKZ2

>>56163962
just fucking post your after product reviews here you fucking faggot we don't need two threads for a general that only has about 30 regular posters.

>>56163962

autism

why so many deleted posts here? did a janny go on a rampage?

>>56163965
>wanting to save money makes you a poorfag
That's how I know you're a REAL poorfag.

>>56163974
No, VE Monks and KZ ED7s are the current memephones.

>>56163966

seconded for sauce

>>56163974
>ate
>not ate-s

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>>56163962

Whole point of the infographic was for this. We can get a catalogue of decent stuff.

Unfortunately guy incharge of that used all the excellent photos to use for gearbest reviews

>>56163974
they kinda look like dongs

>>56163974
They are one of the recommended IEMs albeit usually the least of the bunch, however this makes them the cheapest so it could be worth it.

There have been people who preferred them over the Piston 3s and Zircons.

>>56164003
joke's on him, I only supplied photos I'd previously used for Gearbest reviews.

>>56163985
all the tenga egg shit got deleted. i guess it doesn't relate to technology. i think a few people probably reported the sister-fucking shit and then the janitors saw the rest. oh well.

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>>56163952

>>56164024
KZ EDR2 are cheaper. Picked up one from AliExpress, waiting for it to ship to me.

>>56163880

I want to get one, but I'm afraid I'll lose all interest in sex, if I do.

Why try to get a girl to have sex with, when a machine can just milk your benis? :-DDD

>>56163962
>I'm a newfag who can't dig in the archives to find old posts
The post, if you want to know more about zsun wifi card readers or cat cushions we've discussed them repeatedly over the last 4 months. You're just salty your shit thread didn't work out and you can't have old information spoonfed to you.

>>56163965
Why would I get either of these over a Samsung EVO. They don't perform as well and only cost a couple dollars less. Is there no better chink option?

>>56163710

maybe try is on /biz/ ?

reminder, cheap shit for $0.01 (+ shipping, 0.50) http://www.miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991

>>56164037
The posts from four months ago don't have any information on how reliable/useful the items in question have been over the last four months, you gibbering imbecile.

my shark 32 gb from goybest is ok, posting no photos cause I am too lazy?
Any guide to taobao, I want to buy some supreme knockoff backpack.

>>56164045
/biz/ won't take to it because alipay doesn't accept bitcoin.

>>56163974
Remember the code is only for the mic version of the KZ ATE's, also the code for the KZ ED9's is LHKZ1

>>56164069
Do you really think things are going to radically change over 4 months, you gigantic spastic? We're talking about cheap disposable tech here. How is a plush going to evolve over 4 months? Or a wifi card? The only thing that might be worth hearing about long-term is chink mechanical keyboards and we have a whole general for that already. Give it up you baby.

>>56164035
A girl would still be better, and relationships aren't purely about sex. Besides, not like I have to worry about losing my girlfriend anyways. You have to have one first for that to happen. :^)

>>56164122
>3dpd
>good in any way

>>56163997
What's the signature of the ED7?

>>56164031

+1

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does anyone know where I can get like 200 or 300 cheap lighters? (the more the better)

they can be shitty ones

my dad is always complaining he doesn't have one or he lost one, so I want to make him crazy, I will put a lighter inside his shoes every day for years and never tell him it's me.

>>56163999
Source is senran kagura
Use Google image reverse search, next time I won't be here to tell you

>>56164148

Probably check alibaba. I'm going to guess you will end up with some issues with importing lighters (with fluid in them) since they will fall under like dangerous goods rules.

Probably easier to go to the dollar store and get the manager to cut you a deal on a huge box.

>>56164148
This is the cheapest I can find, in lots of 50. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheap-lighter/32709279098.html

Does the cart in the ali app not sync for anybody else?

>>56164148
lel

>>56164148
If you want in such bulk, AliBaba probably?

I'd think of reasons of how you'd manage to get it cleared past customs in the time it would take to ship though.

>>56164131
Mine has a feminine penis my dude

>>56164178
>go to the dollar store and get the manager to cut you a deal on a huge box.
this is solid advice

Anybody got the link to the cactus and pineapple couch pillows?

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Revised /csg/ approved YouTube channel list, all dead channels removed:

Dirty Reviews - nice accent and definitely started off the shark meme
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP), most well-known for BM-800 condenser microphone phantom power tests
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

BigCliveDotCom - the myth, the legend, tears apart chink shit to see if it'll kill you in your sleep
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links and shilling for free stuff
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

GeeekyStuff - boring voice but in-depth reviews of chink shit especially dash cams and obscure chink phones/tablets
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdt2o-hQ3BF-lc1z58ZY2mw

TechTablets - used to shill here then sold out when the jewtube money flooded in. Still a good resource for chinky tablet reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

>>56164003
That's not how Gearbest reviews work you stupid fuck, you can only review the products you actually own.

>>56161199
ooo that's neat, and thanks for the idea as i just got the bits for a 4x18650 charger.

>>56164031
Beautiful.

do you guys like the Teclast X89 Kindow?

be honest.

also - anyone flash a rom to it?

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>>56164267
I miss Tay

>>56164267
this guy seems to live chink shit, his videos aren't too bad.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmHvGf00GDuPYG9DZqQKd9A

>>56164138
Mine were sent untracked so I didn't need to give the postman a signature.

>>56164148
Nice try. Why dont you try huffing fumes from your shit instead?

>>56164148
you can buy these wholesale in any big city that has chinese importers

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>>56164267
It's nice to know this general still worships me while I'm on hiatus over the summer.

>>56162730
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>>56163985
>>56164030

I don't understand why the Tenga / ona-hole discussion was deleted.

Are Tenga eggs not chink shit? They can be purchased from AliExpress, a chink retailer. They are also very technological. Until relatively recently, humans have been beating off with just their hands. Now, we have Chinese and Japanese technology to aid our masturbation. Consider the motorized, flexing, pulsating ona-hole that was posted. Is that not technology?

Really feel like the janitors are in the wrong on this one.

>>56164042
Lack of response noted. I'll get the EVO.

>>56164267
I'm allegedly a child molester...

>>56164725
or you could save a couple of dollars and get the shark because you won't notice the difference anyway

>>56164719
I hope they banned all the posters too. It's embarrassing to have to share a subreddit with people who are so lonely and unloved they unironically discuss the merits of various Oriental wanking machines.

>>56164789
>share a __subreddit___

leave.

>>56164719
I think it was all the incest shit that pushed it into the bin rather than the chink shit tenga

>>56164789

I think you are creating a false dichotomy by implying that people who use ona-holes are lonely and unloved.

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r8 my l8est gr8 MiniInTheBox order

/jp/ has an eternal onahole general

please take your masturbation tool discussion there

also it has a huge fucking pastebin faq thats pretty sad and hilarious

>>56164789
>It's embarrassing to have to share a subreddit with people who are so lonely and unloved they unironically discuss the merits of various Oriental wanking machines.
>subreddit
I think you got lost newfriend. :^)

>>56164943

/g/ also has a headphone general.

This is about stuff from china.

Just ignore what you don't care about broslice

>>56164822
yeah i reported the incest shit but not the tenga shit

>>56164719
>>>/lgbt/

>>56164987

How is masturbating lgbt? You don't need to be a tranny to enjoy fapping one out.

>>56164907
is there a coupon for some of these? they don't show up for 0.01

>>56164984
Announcing that you have reported a post is against the rules, newfriend.

>>56165019
it changes every hour or so

>>56165019

They were part of a flash sale.

Five different items are cycled out ever hour or two.

>>56165020
i'm not a newfag mate, whilst it is technically against the rules no one ever gets banned for it.

>inb4 i get banned now for saying this

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>>56165073

>>56164030
>the sister-fucking shit
I didn't fuck my sister.

>>56162587
i had a coolpad.
It came bundled with a virus called coolreaper.
Aparently coolpad decided to bundle their software with virus.
fuck coolpad.

>>56165073
MODS DO NOT LET HIM MAKE A MOCKERY OF THE RULES

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Is it still possible to buy the Mi Band version with RGB notification LEDs?
Are they inferior in any way to the 1S version (except for the obvious heart rate sensor)?

>>56165085
you did now

>>56165132
oh no i might have to reset my router

>>56165159
MOCKING

>>56164907
fuck this site is messed up, it keeps redirecting me to my cart when I click on checkout... I even tried Paypal checkout and when clicked on Pay it redirected me again on my cart... fuck them, they won't have my 5 cents

>>56165159
Ban evasion is grounds for a permaban, newfriend.

>>56165253
>permaban

>>56164267
You forgot karpathyz again.

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What chink tea products are you using today?

>>56165388
MOUTH
CANCER

>>56165073
They ban for it all the time on /pol/.

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>>56165360
I don't care about Karpathy. /csg/ is MY domain, and what I say is acceptable, is acceptable. I have no intention of encouraging some wannabe superstar to challenge my authority here.

>>56165141
no xiaomi stopped the RGB one to get more battery life out of it, but since the mi band came out there's pretty decent ones for the same price like the teclast H10.

>>56165395
this is /g/ not /pol/

>>56165404
Stop pretending to be Dirty you autistic fuck.

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>>56165360
>forgetting about a redditor dumb enough to leave his full address up on social media

>>56165429
It's still 4chan.

>>56165435
Did the lack of referral links give it away?

>>56164789
You have to go back.

>>56165085
Don't deny it, Anon.

>>56165454

>Posting your address online.

But why though?

>>56165388

The kind without lead. None at all.

>>56165504
I'm a virgin.

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Today in chink shit I got some Nakamichi banana plugs for some bookshelf speakers I picked up. They work well and only cost a few dollars. Worth it for the convenience of moving your amp and speakers around without messing up the wires.

>>56161199
>>56161771
working fine?

>>56165736
I'll drink a glass of whiskey on you and test it, give me 20 minutes. Although I have no idea how much BAC one glass should give me.

>>56165776
Let me join you with some cheap wine I got here
glass #1

>>56164047
anyone not being able to buy the 2W LED lamp for $0.01?

>>56165454
>>56165521
i said if someone posted their address i'd send them free chinkshit. i did.

>>56163513
cheaper than editing pictures

Any recommended usb thumb drives?

>>56166053
sharks + usb adapter

anyone have this meme watch? looks really nice, think i'm gonna get it

http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32310480459.html

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>>56166053
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cheap-drive/32655140280.html

Message the seller and ask if he's still selling the black 4GB ones for $0.87.

anyone used this site? it's kinda like the randomiser but better designed and less sex toys.. although it does shill affiliate links..

https://thieve.co/

>>56166071
I like plain watches but I think that's a bit too far, I want at least hour/5min markers.

>>56166158
I'm not clicking that

>>56166175
why not anon?

>>56166142

>There are so many fake usb flash drive.You may be deceived.This will not only waste your money, but also wasted your time.But our products are real, we have been a credit management. You give us a trust, we give you the real goods and best services.

kek

>>56166158
>less sex toys
Disgusting.

>>56166158
>https://thieve.co/
>shill Google and Facebook logins
no

>>56166206
I agree. It should be fewer sex toys.

>>56162912
How do you not have piles of the damn things already?

>>56165736
>>56165776
>>56165795
Okay so right after drinking the glass it showed 0.1% which is definitely wrong but at least we know that it works in detecting anything.
They do tell you in the instructions to wait for 20 minutes after drinking in order to not falsify the result. So after ~10 minutes I tested again and it showed 0.06 % which is a bit more sensible.
Now after waiting full 20 minutes it said 0.05 %. I guess that's a plausible result but I expected a little less.

In case anyone is interested I got the cheapest one I saw which is this one: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/not-drunk-enough-to-not-shorten-the-url/360050452.html

>>56166142
>no reviews
>no mention of speed
>give us a trust
1mb/s read speed and spoofed capacity?

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Thoughts on this laptop?
>Intel i5-6200U 2.8GHz
>256GB SSD
>8GB RAM
>GeForce GT 940MX
>Windows 10
It's not available on GearBest yet but apparently they're going to sell it for $740.
http://www.gearbest.com/laptops/pp_421980.html?wid=21

>>56162587
Note 3 Plus is like 150$!??

>>56166213
you just press guest mode

>>56162884
Chinaman herb stick?

Anyone have experience with Homtom? The HT17, specifically.

>>56166379
looks bretty good

>>56166379
If it doesn't look like total shit once it's released, I'll buy it for sure.

>>56166158
>although it does shill affiliate links
The randomizer in the OP is not hte first randomizer made for /csg/.

Ever wonder what happened to the first one?

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first commercial 4K pc VR headset, preorders end tomorrow and starts shipping 22nd for $300

http://www.gearbest.com/pc-headset/pp_423476.html

If anyone wants a high resolution AMOLED display just for watching movies and doesn't care about low persistence and low refresh this is it

It could be 24hz for all I care, just have to be good enough to be a theater replacement

>>56166321
you sure about that?
http://www.aliexpress.com/af/category/301502.html?SortType=total_tranpro_desc

>>56166598
*One of the cheapest that didn't look like total dog shit.

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>>56166353
The seller was advertising the 4GB black drives for $0.85 or so, way below the price of any of the other color variants, presumably so he appeared first if you sort be price. I and a bunch of other anons jumped on the bandwagon and ordered and had a brief message exchange with him.

The items are now marked as "shipped" so who knows what if anything we're going to receive.

I'm the American waiting on his Xiaomeme powerbank from the last thread. I just got home and what do you know I got a package from the goddamn Czech Republic with the powerbank. Is this normal from Gearbest? The tracking was from a Chinese courier.

>>56166664
>I ordered something
>a period of time later I received the thing
Yes anon, this is normal.

>>56166664
shipping companies take whatever route costs the less that would still get here on time, not whatever route is physically the shortest

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Oi oi. I have this 2.4GHz wifi antenna that runs off mini USB. I want to try to use it to connect to my university wifi about 1km away from my house. I will buy a long length mini usb to usb cable (can buy 10m for $10), but I want to know if I'll need a stronger antenna?

Model is a LinFox LF-8500000G.

>>56166765

you need stronger medication

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Is this real?

>>56166644
What the fuck is that smiley in your message?

>>56166785
That too. But should I get a more powerful antenna?

>>56166765
why don't you just try it if you already have the antenna?

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S-should I?

It's pretty expensive for a meme but it does tell time I guess.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/tingle-is-technology/32300937652.html

>>56166795
enjoy your $3 knife and $27 of buzzwords to attract nec/k/beards

>>56166867
Is that a yes, or a no?

>>56166765
>I want to try to use it to connect to my university wifi about 1km away from my house
that won't work. you need directioanl antennas for this, from both sides.

>>56166854

Enjoy your burn scars.

>>56166765
show me your attena's radiation pattern and tell me how many buildings are in between and what they're made of

>>56166894
what do you think it is?

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>>56166795
get a real knife you nu-male

you can find real good used knives taken off the body of dead american soldiers during the vietnam war, aliexpress has them for $30

>>56166805
AliExpress has a range of smileys you can insert into your messages to sellers. That one seemed the most appropriate in the circumstances.

>>56166970
>you can find real good used knives taken off the body of dead american soldiers during the vietnam war, aliexpress has them for $30
link please, this sounds pretty dank

>>56166970
Please link this, that sounds fucking amazing

>>56166644
There's a whole bunch of them. The guy probably forgot the set the stock properly.

Still could use a thumb stick advice. Something that anon confirmed decent.

>>56166854
Yes buy it.

Something to go with your sharks. $0.17 usb card adapter.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Real-Cheap-High-Speed-2-0-Mini-Micro-SD-T-Flash-TF-M2-USB-Memory/32629592918.html

>>56167168
>usb 2.0

Its better to shell out the 3-5 bucks for a 3.0

>>56167168
costs $0.54 including shipping. doesn't sound too cheap :P
costs $0.72 in GB http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_280455.html
also, I've seen these very same readers for $1.8-$4 in my country

>>56167229
is not like there are many fast micro SDs out there

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>>56167168

>$0.17
>mfw paid $0.80 each for 2 of them on GoyBest

Fugg :-DDD

After a bit of testing, this wifi adaptor is no better than the wifi card in my laptop, if not worse. I will hold onto it, as it can be used for aircrack-ng with Kali Linux.

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>>56167246
Your chinkexpress seems to be faulty.

>>56167168
>Micro SDHC
only the poorest of poorfags buy 32gb cards

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what stuff should I get for a diy wifi pineapple?

>>56167326
hmm, guess the $0.17 promo doesn't apply to my country
also, the price changes if I select multiple items and then select only one
the website is so fucking shit...

>>56167431
http://wiki.khairulazam.net/index.php?title=Wifi_Pineapple_Mark_V_on_TP-Link_MR3020

>>56167431
https://penturalabs.wordpress.com/2013/04/25/blue-for-the-pineapple/

http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Sexy-Hips-Women-Semi-See-Through-Sheer-Pants-Leggings-Lingerie-Flare-Leg-Trousers-Bell-bottoms/1850171512.html?isOrigTitle=true
>tfw no gf to which buy these pants as gift

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>>56167523
I am now going to jerk off to aliexpress product photos.

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>>56167570

>>56167580
What did he mean by this?

>>56167580
Looks like a lump. He should get that checked out.

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Thanks to csg I've decided to open up a store reselling this shit.

Pretty much all I can think of doing since dropping out of uni. Love you guys, gonna sell these 5 bucks a pop. Hopefully this inspires other anons to give reselling a shot too.

Lost my Rock Zircons, loved the niggerbass. Are there any chink earbuds with a similar sound signature from KZ?

>>56167523
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-kawaii-sexy-punk-harajuku-summer-style-daddy-s-little-gal-letters-print-unif-same/32368864448.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-kawaii-sexy-punk-harajuku-summer-style-daddy-s-little-gal-letters-print-unif-same/32368864448.html

>>56167642
just so you know, some are even cheaper... just keep looking

>>56167642
u think someone will buy dis for 5dollars bro

>>56167678
>>56167523
NSFW, btw

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>>56167290
>aircrack-ng with Kali Linux.

>>56167523
breh

>>56167688
Yes.
I mean a physical store, retail. Not online.

>>56167678
Really? Good thing I didn't finish my order yet.

Thanks anon

>>56167721
No, I think I'll use Fluxion.

>>56167772
>Yes.
>I mean a physical store, retail. Not online.

great job anon, if you find cheaper just tell me

>>56167772
>1c cheaper
Well, I suppose every saving counts...

>>56167797
It's 1c cheaper, that's the best I found, kek

Factory Price New High Speed USB 2.0 Mini Micro SD T-Flash TF M2 Memory Card Reader Au17
http://s.aliexpress.com/NzMj26ZF
(from AliExpress Android)

guys they have 1cent items every single day?!
http://www.miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991

>>56167841
>1c item
>99c shipping

>>56167839
http://es.aliexpress.com/item/SimpleStone-New-High-Speed-USB-2-0-Mini-Micro-SD-T-Flash-TF-M2-Memory-Card/32622290164.html
I wish I could buy them, but I can't... fucking aliexpress doesn't accept paypal

>>56167841
yeah, and apparently you can keep buying once and once again, lol

>>56167850
look, its 50cent shipping

but if it not worth when i buy for example 5items and pay 55cents?

>>56167642
Start off with a table at a flea market or whatever the Australian equivalent is.

>>56167871
btw, I mean cheaper in TOTAL. try ordering 125 and do the math
different vendors seem to price shipping differently, some do per unit, some per batches, etc
>>56167872
it is

>>56167883
That's the plan. Parklea markets.

Yeah if it's not 50c shipping per item then its worth it.

>>56167871
Just use a visa debit card?

>>56167953
Be sure to diversify. Get lots of different types of chinkshit. Flashlights and knives are a good bet.

>>56167841
Do they ship to au?

>Gentlemen
>Cool
>Gangster
$2.27 to become the ultimate chick magnet.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Gentlemen-Cool-Fedora-Hats-Fashion-Wide-Brim-Hats-Men-Boys-Gangster-Billycock/32692947447.html

>>56167971
yeah

>>56167970
I know, thanks.

Might even sell chinkphones if I start making profit

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I'm drunk and I bought some things. Will update when they arrive.

>>56168052
Might not want to get knives, Australian customs seizes knives a lot.

After a cheap and good quality small mouse pad. Should I use A.cow or should I get the Mitu ones from Xi? Links for some good cheap pads?

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Just ordered a xiaomeme mi4c, so excite

Decent cheap chink microsd cards 8gigs or greater?

>>56168259
That price looks too good to be true

To the nigger with the drone recommendation last thread. Missed your vid. How about taking a pic of your setup.

>>56168259
After android you are going to have 12gb of storage and no microsd slot, there's reason people go for the 3S instead.

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If I buy this, can I dispute on the grounds that what I got was black and not balck?

>>56164907
>Small Order Processing Fee
Chink'd

>>56168303
but...but...MUH USB TYPE C
also I don't play autistic mobile games so i'm not really sure what i'd fill the memory with

>>56166379
acer e5-575g has those exact specs for $550
been using it for a couple months now

>>56168378
If you're unlocking and lading custom roms it's nice to have enough space for a few backups. Other than that I really don't use my storage for much else either.

>>56168378
I usually have music, pictures, maybe videos, and apps so I couldn't live without at least 32gb I'd say. I do love the way the Mi4c looks though, especially in the colours which seem to unfortunately cost more.

>>56168378
>>56168422
I'm going to buy a 64GB microSD card and fill it with podcasts (antennapod). Also, the internal storage on my phone is only 8GB.

Obviously the $1.25 F-91W watches are fake, but how much crappier are they than authentic Casios?

>>56168572

>$1.25 F-91W watches

Link to that?

>>56168635
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Fashion-LED-Electronic-Digital-Silicone-Men-Women-Kids-Watches-Casual-Style-Student-Watches-Boys-Girls/32588461678.html

>>56168691
Is this illegal to resell?

>>56168736
I get all of my legal advice from anonymous weirdos on /g/ too.

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>>56168554
your move anon

>>56168259
link? also, >>56168282

>>56163930
Resell them to normies

>>56168777

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi4c-Mi-4c-4G-FDD-LTE-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon808-Hexa-Core-5-0-inch/32476798619.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.55.9iMQFs

it's probably not fake, just a really good price. The colors are like $10-20 more tho

>>56168755
>tfw you don't have a phone with type-c
>tfw you dropped $20 on a PCIe card for USB 3.1 and have nothing to use it with

>>56168060
what could you possibly put in a cigarette sized capsule

>>56168910
a doobie

>>56168315
Ali will probably tell you to fuck off

>>56169054
you fuck off

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>>56168296
Done. Video:

https://file.io/ryXKYO

As I said previously, this isn't original footage from the camera, which is fucking huge. I re-encoded this with a target bitrate of 8Mbit/s which doesn't cause any appreciable loss of quality to me when viewed on my TV. I've deleted the originals but will save some next time I take it out to upload if you're interested.

>>56169079
fuck the fucking fuck off fucker

>>56168315
Only if you can describe to them what you expected to get when you ordered your balck headband.

>>56169125
what's the resolution supposed to be on this? it seems pretty low quality

Chink plamo?

Reminder that phones without SD card options are garbage.

>>56162587
I've got a 5.5 inch incel for u bb

>>56169125
Seeing a 404 but thanks for piccy

>>56169477
agreed, especially when the phone has 8GB of storage like mine.

>>56169514
I downloaded it, and after one download it deletes itself. Here is a new link
https://file.io/NL3TFv

>>56169564
just upload it somewhere you autist

http://janny.xyz/park2.mp4

Who's in for a new thread?

>>56169625
Why don't you do it? When I make threads it takes like <10 minutes. I can't to the new thread because I'm busy right now

>>56169564
interesting little site then, but totally useless if you wanted to share it here.

>>56169623
thanks for the upload pham

>>56169682
i'm not him, and I didn't realize it was a one-time view until after I uploaded it

>>56169656
how about we just order one on ali?
I'm shure Vicky will deliver

>>56169711
ah so it was you who fucked me, at least you had the decency to share after.

>tfw poor as fuck
es.aliexpress.com/store/product/q/625273_32703143660.html?
anyone has buy one of these

>>56170506
for what purpose
my genesis is still working

>>56170506
that's £30
a second hand megadrive would be cheaper

it's probably an emulator anyway

>>56170532
for the chinkness

New thread

>>56170577
>>56170577
>>56170577

Sorry if I missed any news, I was worried because this was on the 10th page

>>56170589
i will order a chink genesis cartridge in the future but that is it.