/csg/ Chink Shit General

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desu the only thing i read in these threads is the recent purchase summary in the the op

>>56179300
Same here. Not interested in looking at egg photos.

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>56179328
Urethral sounding rods

>>56179328
baby car mouth masturbator

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It's a flashlight!

This puts out a light that isn't super bright but is very warm, which I didn't expect at all. Most cheap chinklights are cool or neutral white. It feels pretty cheesy though. http://www.ebay.com/itm/291791914957

>>56179350
>very warm

house fires are very warm, yes

>>56179307
I will be sure to post one with a fresh load just for you, the next time I use it.

>>56178181
I mean the physical keyboard attached to the pogo pins.

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I also got another flashlight! The color was selected by someone in /csg/ for me and "red" looks closer to orange in person.

It takes 3x AAA and has a light at the top, so you can use it like a regular flashlight, as well as the hueg floodlight shown here. Click once to turn the flashlight part on, click again to switch to floodlight, click again for off. There is a magnetic base, a molded-in clip and the body has a silicone-like texture to it, making it grippier than standard plastic. Not too bad for $2.05. http://www.aliexpress.com/item/worklight/32660844633.html

>>56179371
Good. I won't be here.

>>56179345
I swear to god fuckers when I get mine in the post I will make a review of it

>>56179400
Make sure to post pics.

>>56179411
blue board m8 :^)

Is Sky56 tracking legit or a chink scam? My order has been at US customs for over 5 days now.

>>56179425
Chink scam.
Don't rely on tracking.

Shit usually arrives eventually.

>>56179438
Ah thought so. Thanks.

I'm considering making a PC entirely out of chink parts for shits and giggles
I could do videos assembling/setting up if I went through with it and people were interested

>>56179470
Make sure to OC the CPU and stress test it to see how long it lasts.

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GUYS WTF IS THIS PRICE DROP, also used 5% coupon for dat extra low price.

even gaybest never sold this phone under €170

yes its the fucking 3GB 32GB edition with snapdragon!


is it site mistake? is geekbuying.com even reliable?

>>56179496
Not sure I want a house fire that fast

>>56179470
Even a chink psu? Damn anon.

>>56179521

bought my led strips from geekbuying, was alright.

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>>56170861
I had the exact same bluetooth controller bundled with this chink VR.
Haven't really used it much, the profile is strange at first but other than that it seems okay.

The last usb micro cable i bought was shit and broke immediatly.

does any chinese sell legit micro usb cables or are they all shit?

>>56179521
It was €150 on Ali for ages.

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Redmeme/311331_32602840179.html

Is chink audio equipment (speakers, subwoofers, turntables, receivers, etc) any good?

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I could swear this is anzu.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Autumn-lolita-dress-harajuku-dark-black-lolita-dress-nun-dark-black-cross-dress/32501983348.html

>>56179647
>turntables
>>>/lgbt/

>>56179674
rude
some people find novelty CDs fun

>>56179449
Can you upload photo of this room?

>>56179726
And the sister.

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>>56179307
Here.

>>56179611
the gray/black color has never ever been €155

>>56179470
There are pretty good deals on ali but the motherboards are super expensive.

>>56179601
ROCK, ugreen, aukey, there's a few more I forget them right now. This is definitely something that should be in the wiki.

>>56179254
I want to fuck those mascots.

>>56179802
Old Shark
Voxlink

>>56179534
Superflower is chink

Is this quality? 3GHz seems a bit too good for $5
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-lnte-lE6600-Desktops-CPU-Pentium-Processor-E6600-2M-3-06-GHz-1066-FSB-LGA/32574150377.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_3_10057_10056_10037_10055_10054_301_10059_9987_10058_10032_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1&btsid=6c72337e-a454-4574-a0e9-a9eba8ad26bb

>>56179726
I already told you that I'm not going to post any pics of our room or my sister, lets just forget abot this, okay?

>>56179804
What's their name? Just out of curiosity

>>56179779
>colors life matters
You slap a black nillkin case the second you get it anyway.

>>56179387
I ordered this the day you did so mine should be here.

>>56179850
>3GHz seems a bit too good for $5
Why? Chinks got these from e-waste computers.

>>56179850
I'm going to buy this and replace the old pentium 4 cpu from a pc that I got for free.

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Can this replace the V for Vendetta mask?

>>56179907
I might go for it, better than my current cpu anyways
I just need to find a lga775 mobo
which apparently does not exist

>>56179940
A Pentium 4 with socket 1066?

>>56179940
>pentium 4
Just make sure that your mobo supports Core 2 Duos, for example for old Dells you need Pentium D with 800 MHz FSB.

>>56179759
Fuck off Lithuanian autist, nobody cares about your shitty OCs

>>56179952
i have one in the basement, they exist.

>>56179867
Mitu

>>56179948
yes

>>56180007
Every board on ali seems to be am3 or lga1155
which I'm guessing this cpu would not fit into

>>56179978
No, it's a lga 775.

>>56179350
I got the purple one, mine is warm too, about 2700K, I want one with 6500K led

>>56179998
>Lithuanian
What?

Is a 10000mw green laser strong enough to burn stuff?

Anyone mind update me on the new meme items?
I've got a shark card, 99c mouse pad, and the zircons

>>56180071
You better not live in America, customs seizes lasers. One anon got fucked out of a shitload of money because GB wouldn't refund him due to customs seizure.

>>56180101
baby car mouth

>>56180101
baby mouth car masturbator

>>56180107
tfw when america
fug
thanks obama etc

What's the story with this sister fucker anon I keep reading about?

>>56180101
sounding rod

>>56180071
A 10000 mW 532 nm Laser would be quite devastating. It is most definitely a chinked value and you should be happy if you get 10mW

>look at ram
>"for amd"
how does that even work

>>56180149
anon asked if tenga eggs make sound cause he lives with his sister in the same room

>>56180101
James Donkey, Watch, 6c Duck.

>>56179254
shoud i trust ali shops that does not hide the logo? like http://www.aliexpress.com/store/2341105

What QC 3.0 meme should I get? They don't look like housefire shit on the pics, but maybe they are.

>>56180167
>Essentially AMD provided an additional physical address line per RAM page (11 vs. std 10) which doubles the amount of memory that can be addressed on a RAM stick, allowing their chipsets to use the high density RAM. For example, a DDR2 stick for an Intel chipset may have had 8 memory chips, each with a capacity of 128 MB, resulting in 1 GB stick. AMD, with the additional address bit, could use a stick with 4 256 MB chips, also with a total of 1 GB.

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>>56180236
forgot my shitty pic fwiw

>>56180243
does it work with intel hardware or am I fucked?

Has anyone tried the vivo xe800 iems?

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>>56180027

>>56180254
Aukey & Tronsmart are legit according to these threads

Don't have any experience with either of them though

>>56180236
anker or aukey, are the only decent ones, but you may as well get them from amazon as they cost the same world wide, or even a in-country seller on ebay.

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LUL
http://s.aliexpress.com/YvIJziuU

>>56180149
I too always miss the good shit in these threads

what's a nice chink G-shock clone?
as the ones i end up finding have shitty fake secondary dials or look cheap, and have some nasty ass text on the phone which makes it scream fake.

>>56180150
Explain

>>56180207
Link to duck?

>>56180519
go on some porn site, and search for sounding.

>>56180531
Not as cheap anymore
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/DUCK/2130041_32694165953.html

Maybe get a wind up car instead
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/vroom/2130041_32700019095.html

>>56179872
>colors life matters
duuude

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>>56180577

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>>56180603

>>56180558
W-Why would anyone do that?
those are some images I'll never be able to forget now

>>56180603
that pink sex toy is for micro penises, seriously. it's not even worth the $3 look it up on youtube.

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>>56179307

Why not?

>>56179995
This is the board I have.
http://www.asrock.com/mb/via/4coredual-vsta/

>>56180732
If you do it properly it can be very pleasurable. What's the matter, scared you might like it?

>>56179850
>>56179940
>>56179995
>>56180801

This got me thinking, has anyone tried to build a 100% chinkshit desktop computer before?

I kind of feel like attempting it if the parts are actually that cheap

I know raspberry pi's exist but just for fun desu

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>>56179346
>>56180134
>>56180135

Does anybody know WHY exactly this is called a 'car vagina'? Are you meant to use it in your car, as you drive? Is there a car mount for it? The 'baby mouth' part makes sense, but 'car vagina'? What the fuck?

Just ordered mine, should be here in a few weeks.

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Anyone got experience with the UMI Touch?

>>56179872
It's matters because phone screen have that ugly black border around it, you can't see it on black model.

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>>56180871
It kind of sort of resembles a car, kind of.

>>56180829
sounding is like anal, there's always time for lube.and there is never enough lube.

>>56180846
I was thinking about buying one of those xeons with the lga 775 adaptor but I'm not sure if this board >>56180801 is able to handle it.

>>56180886
I think don't buy UMI is the general advice most people give.

What kind of warranty do I get by default (i.e. if I don't pay for a year of warranty or replacement) on Xiaomi phones from AliExpress?

As I understand, I get 60 days from purchase to open a dispute, and that's it. No Xiaomi-authorized service will take it, right?

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What happened to the $0.01 lightning sales on MiniInTheBox?

http://www.miniinthebox.com/-0-01_c10991

There were a bunch yesterday, but they're gone now.

>>56179669
wow it really does look like her

>>56180933
I've been checking for a while, and yeah, apparently the promo ended

>>56180896
>non toxic
I hope so, for my dick's sake.

>>56180900
Yes, it's on http://www.delidded.com/lga-771-to-775-adapter/3/ list.

For example there's Intel xeon E5420 Quad Core CPU:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/LGA775-slot-Xeon-L5420-2-5GHz-12M-1333-CPU-close-to-Core-2-Quad-Q9300-CPU/2041520411.html?

Or just get boring E6700 http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-For-Intel-Pentium-E6700-CPU-Processor-3-2Ghz-2M-1066GHz-Socket-775-working-100-Free/32653462945.html?

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>>56180150
>>56180558
>>56180829

>>56181001

I'm just glad I got my cornbulb before it was too late.

>>56181019
Thank you, based anon.
Now,if only there was a way to make the board support more than 2gb of ram ( ._.)

Does the chinks have cheapo cool prescription sunglasses?
I feel like a retard wearing regular glasses at my work since I only have 1,5-1,2 but I need them to drive so I must carry them

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Anybody know if any good chink HD docks that will hold 3.5" SATAs?

Preferably with fast shipping available, because I need it ASAP for work.

>>56181077
I bought like 5 LED lamps, earphones and lots of useful shit, so yeah, it was good while it lasted

>>56181144
some do, just search or check the wiki.

>>56181160
>ASAP
I don't know if you will have much luck with that.

>>56181160
If you want fast shipping you either have to buy non-chink or pay $100+ for expedited shipping.

>>56180846
Someone should look into building a chink server or NAS.

>>56180829
It just doesn't really make sense to me, pegging & anal makes sensing because of the prostate, but as far as I known the urethra doesn't really have any erogenous zones.
But I'll take your word for it.

>>56181219
There is a anon who lives in a cave that bought a server from aliexpress, I think, I think they call him caveanon or something like that.

>>56180846
>>56181219
Only the processors are cheap since they are fucking eternal and the 775 proper MOBOs are expensive as fuck
They are literally useless, you can just build some AM1 computer that doesn't idle at 70c and sound like the fly that raped the twin turrets
I have a lot of 775 computers laying around and I still never managed to find any use for them
shit is useless

Are there any good Android wear chink smart watches?

Can anyone tell something more about knockoff tenga eggs?
Does it feel better than hand?
Easy to clean? Multiple uses?

>>56181414
Common wisdom/knowledge of tenga eggs in general is you can get 4-5 uses out of them easily.

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>>56180931
that's the gamble basically yeah as far as I can tell. But I have never had a phone really break on me so it's really not a huge risk. Only got a sony xperia U with a screen that was loose for some reason (which was an issue that I noticed the day I got the thing). took like 4 fucking weeks for it to get fixed, so it's not like buying locally is really worth it either.
You might want to take the lack of warranty into consideration before buying a 128GB ceramic Mi5 or some shit tho. Those are pretty damn expensive, but still, I bet 95% of phones from reputable manufacturers like Xiaomeme are fine, and like 80% of actual failures will probably occur within the first week (so within ali's return period).

>>56181414

Yes, it feels a little better than using your hand. Very easy to clean, and you can get about 5 uses out of it, according to /csg/. People here never shut up about them.

>>56181450
Hope that's photoshopped for the poor lad.

>>56181455
Just feels nasty to rinse the cum out.
Can I wear a condom inside them? I easily drop 6-7 thick lines, 9 when I edge a bit.

>>56181496
Are there any confirmed buys?

>>56181450
this isnt /b/ dont post your ugly ass dick

>>56181334
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dell-Optiplex-210L-Intel-Socket-LGA775-DDR-Motherboard-HC918-0HC918-/351719236621

Does this work?

>>56181450
oh anon

>>56181450
now my suicide thoughts are gone, thank you

>>56181523
Dell uses non standard front panel pinout, and I am not sure of cpu cooler screw holes either.

>>56181477
>But I have never had a phone really break on me so it's really not a huge risk
Same. I'm just afraid of the horrible irony of a phone without a warranty breaking on 61st day or whatever.

>like 80% of actual failures will probably occur within the first week
That's a good point. I'll still have ~40 days to complain if something is not right. That's as good as warranty, basically.

>128GB ceramic Mi5 or some shit tho
I'm actually planning on buying 64GB Mi5, so that's why I was asking.

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>>56181511

>Are there any confirmed buys?

This guy: >>56181450

I got one recently, too.

I posted a review yesterday, but the janitors deleted it.

tl;dr of review: I waxed my p3n0r with it and it felt really gud.

>>56181599
>I waxed my p3n0r with it and it felt really gud
sick, bro. high five

>>56181599
Some questions, if I may.
Are you circumcized?
Do you need to lube up to use the thing?

>>56181644
not the same anon but you need lube

>>56181579
source for the 80% figure is 'pulled from my ass' obviously, but I think it's pretty accurate desu

It's your call m8, but don't worry too much.

..
maybe pray to Jack Ma or some shit :^)

>>56181511
Bought one a long time ago, they are okay.
It was worth the $2 just for the experience I'd say since I'll probably never drop real amounts of money on a proper one.

>>56181644
if course you need to fucking lube, it'd rip your bellend off if you don't

>>56181660
>>56181677
My foreskin is intact, still need lube?
How do I discretely buy this?

Anyone have any experience with chink 3d printers? yay or nay? recomendations?

>>56181718
Just ask the seller for discreet shipping. The chinks will take care of you.

>>56181718
Unless you can cum buckets and fill a onahole with your own watery semen that you end up using as lube, then yes you need it.

>>56180044
It's a meme country that would be better off under Russia

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>>56181644

I am circumcised, and yes, you need to lube up. A tiny packet of lube is included in the egg. I've always masturbated dry, so waxing my benis with lube was a new sensation.

>picrelated

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>>56181411
just searched for android wear on AliExpress, only found shitty non AW stuff.

So the best chink watch is probably the Huawei, which you can buy in the west

for fucktons of money

because huehuewei thinks they can charge premium prices for their shit without having any fucking market share, good image or anything. Their hardware seems to have great build quality, but they have the worst software and there is nobody who ports cyanogenmeme to their shit. I really don't understand what the hell they think they're doing.

>>56181511
>Hope that's photoshopped for the poor lad.
It isn't.

>>56181723
An anon showed one off the other day and printed some pokemon figures, go check the archive I think he went fairly into detail about it.

>>56181718
yeah still need lube, my foreskin is also intact.
If you have fear that someone may open the package buy them at a sex shop. But they are pretty expensive there. Also if you have a big D don't buy them, they tear easy.

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Has sharks gone too far?

>>56181760
>The chinks will take care of you.
That's what worries me the most.

still waiting on the piccy of the incest anon

>>56181781
>blurring out the url
pussy

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>>56181718

You'll be fine.

I didn't ask for any discrete packaging, and mine showed up like this:

>>56181794
I'm waiting for her to fall asleep.

>>56181794

This.

European bro, if you're reading this, please post a pic of your bedroom and/or your sister.

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>>56181784

>>56180800
please post pic of inside I am interest

>>56179350
>those diameter markings
Are you sure it's not a urethral sounding rod?

>>56181760
>>56181779
>>56181784
>>56181831
Thanks for the heads up, I was actually wondering about how to buy lube discretely. I don't want to buy it from China, but locally because I'd be rubbing it on my most valued body part.

Normally I ship to my work, but I'll not do that because of that latest image, I also live in the Netherlands. But my appartment is really crappy and the post boxes cannot be locked from the inside, so people can just steal my shit if they would want to.

>>56181761
>>56181769
>>56181779
Thanks for the advice familia.

>>56181830
I'm not going to do it, STOP ASKING.

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>>56181837

Alright, here it is.

The round white thing stuffed in the egg is just a plastic pocket were the lube packet fits. It is removable.

The egg itself is like a large, extra-squishy condom, with different textures on the inside.

Might not sound like much, but it is definitely worth it for $1.76

>>56181831

>masturbator

lol, mine just said "health products" (censored in the previous pic).

>>56181894

What country do you live in?

>>56181889
you can just buy it at a drugstore can't you? Buy it online from kruidvat or some shit if you live in some small ass town and don't want everyone to know.

>>56181927
South west Europe.

>>56181991
Hello my French friend.

>>56181991
anon it really is strange that you? would share a room with your sister? aren't you a bit old for that!

Any non-housefire LED bulbs?

>>56181938
No I cannot buy it from a drugstore, I've only seen girls behind the counter there.

Whenever I encounter girls behind the counter I drop tonnes of spaghetti, I literally start to stutter and am not able to speak a word. When I'm at the Albert Heijn, I always choose the counter with the guy or the ugliest girl so I am able to talk to them, I never pick the shortest line. I'm always there on saturdays and there's never a lot of people there, on saturdays always the little goth girl who looks like a girl is behind the kassa and it makes my benis think weird things. I literally cannot say whether I want to have receipt or not.
If I were to buy lube or anything else like that I'd fuck my shit up.

Also I cannot order online because they would register my address as a lube buying address.

What else can I use? What about olive oil?

>>56181918
m8's this is chink shit general I know but we are /g/ and this is not technology

masturbation toys go on >>>/lgtb/

>>56182019
france aint south europe

>>56182048
little goth girl who looks like a boy*
Sorry

>>56181991

Come on, even you know that "southwest europe" isn't a country.

>>56179647
Checkout local second-hand markets for that stuff. Have bought lots of my audio equipment at those, turntable for $12, speakers from $6 to $17, surround receiver $40.
Everything have been good quality too.

>>56182048
you could use some confidence anon
try paying for your items with the cute cashier next time and work your way up to buying lube

>>56182048
>What else can I use? What about olive oil?

grocery stores carry lube usually.
sex stores carry it obviously.

you need a water based lube or it will damage the silicone

>>56182048
just buy online fgt, nobody is going to find out or care

>>56180846
This guy >>56179470

>>56182061
more like /jp/

>>56182048

>Also I cannot order online because they would register my address as a lube buying address.

So what? Nobody will know nor care that you had lube delivered to your home.

>Whenever I encounter girls behind the counter I drop tonnes of spaghetti.

No need to be nervous around women. Just think of them as subhuman.

>>56180071
At ebay there are "5mW" ones that are supposed to burn matches at least.

>>56182039
any of them, currently using a £2 cool white one in my fridge and it's lasted a couple of years.

>>56182048
>I cannot order online because they would register my address as a lube buying address.

oh no you might get put on the government lube buyer's list

>>56181938
>kruidvat

Is there anything like that in English?

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what a f deal

>>56182048
order it from a site like lovehoney.

>>56182160
Boots in the UK is a similar store I guess, don't know what murrifats have, walgreens or some shit?

>>56182061

Thats not true at all. There is nothing inherently "LGBT" about masturbating with an ona-hole.

Tenga eggs often pop up on /csg/ because they are chink shit.

Tenga eggs are an example of masturbation technology. Before inventions like the Tenga egg, men were just beating off with their hands.

>>56182048
stop cucking yourself, consider what Mitu might do
man the fuck up and buy some lube so you can leave a review in /csg/ like a real man
there is nothing wrong with buying lube, if you want it, like many people do, then you simply buy it, do you constantly wonder if other people you know have bought lube? why would anyone care in your case

>>56182033
Why, she's is my sister, we've been together all our lives, we have no secrets and are comfortable with each other, it's an old house literally built on the beach that the previous owners transformed into a big room with a big glass door with a view to the sea, my parents bout the house with money my grandmother left them, my sister and I moved in because we are working here, we live a great life there's nothing strange about it.

>>56182189
cvs, or wallgreens.

>>56182163
>NOT ACTIVATED WINDOWS
kek

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Finally Taobao's verification service is back online.

>>56182163
Just buy a win 10 copy for 20€ faggot

>>56181918
>>56180800
How big is the egg? I mean the actual egg not the squishy thing.

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>>56182146
Same here.
I went one step further and replaced about half of my ceiling bulbs (mixture of bayonet and E27, and some GU10 spotlight things in the bathroom) with LEDs from Ali.

>>56182048
In my country we have hyper markets with self service where you can pay directly to a machine, they have lube, condoms and baby oil, I buy all that shit without having to interact with all those cute cashiers.

>>56182349
and they have rope and shovels there too :^)

>>56182206
Yeah you are right but with that logic everything can go on /g/

video games are technology but they have their own board

same with cars and weapons etc

masturbation toys are for disgusting degenerates and it should go a yellow board I just thought /lgtb/ was adequate for you faggots. try /b/, /soc/ or even /cgl/

>>56182349
what a fucking loser lmao

>>56182089
I'm not giving any more informations about my geographic position.

>>56182048
Is buying chink shit okay for you? If it is just buy tons of those eggs, they included a bit.

Seriously lads, what about olive oil?

>>56182402
They do.

>>56182146
>>56182330
What style? Supposedly the corncob ones are just wired straight to mains.

>>56181810
why did you then have to censor the description of contents?

>>56182410
its spain

>>56182318

You mean the plastic egg that the tenga arrives in?

Its about 6.5 inches around, and 2.75 inches long.

>>56182407

>masturbation toys are for disgusting degenerates

What makes you think that?

>I just thought /lgtb/ was adequate for you faggots.

Why? That doesn't make any sense.

>try /b/, /soc/ or even /cgl/

They don't have /csg/ though DDD-:

>>56182048
>Also I cannot order online because they would register my address as a lube buying address.
Some dude will totally hack into the national lube database and visit you at night for some dicking, because lube obviously means you'd like that.

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>>56182240
I'm sure you are comfy there, especially during rainy days.

>>56182407
>masturbation toys are for disgusting degenerates
kys

What about this thread attracts underagers? Post quality has seriously gone down in the past month, and it's very obvious why.

>>56182566
This is an international forum, give real sizes please

>>56182621
It's because of the discord in the op.

How would I go about getting masturbation tools like a dildo or a prostate simulator on chink sites?
How can I know what's safe?
Has any of you ordered these things online and can recommend something?

>>56182606
Yeah, but kind of scary when it gets stormy.

>>56182048
>they would register my address as a lube buying address
Why would anyone care?

>>56182566
So about 2 inches wide at it's biggest then?
Wondering if it would fit in the mail or if I would have to get it at the post office.

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>>56182632
Put 22 and half tablespoon of fine sand into a cup and you have the volume of one egg. You are welcome.

>>56182641
Glass seems the safest bet, it's the easiest to sanitize once you get it at least.

>>56182632

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=6.5+inches+to+centimeters
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=2.75+inches+to+centimeters

>>56182667

Yeah, that package is tiny. It'll likely fit in your mailbox.

See:
>>56181810

>>56182621
Autists trying to force memes with mouth shaped masturbation tools.

>>56182641
I wouldnt worry too much, most of the TPE stuff should be find if you are concerned just get some non-chink condoms and use them with your 14 inch realistic horse dildo

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Thought I'd do a review of a shitty smartwatch I picked up on ebay for about €15 a while back.

Pros:

>Cheap
>Comfortable
>Decent screen
>Good bluetooth range
>Pretty good range of features
>Handy charging mechanism (just a USB port)

Cons:

>Godawful battery life (like 3 days max)
>App is a literal botnet - asks for all sorts of weird permissions on startup and won't work without them
>No notification support due to aforementioned botnet app

Feel free to ask any questions, I'll answer what I can.

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>>56182300
Let's see what happens. Hopeful I didn't fuck up by using German prepaid when I registered that taobao account back in 2014.

>>56182676
LEAD GLASS
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>>56179669
cute dress, would wear.

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Chink shit from this week

>>56182641
Glass is best unless it gets chipped in transit but they package it well.
Metal is generally safe too.
Silicone is a gamble. Might get silicone, might get cancer.
Everything else (jelly, etc) is ass cancer.

>>56182641
>go to grocery store
>buy bananas and cucumber
>buy some coconut oil
>buy condoms
>pay for it and go home
>???????????
>profit

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>>56182716
More like uranium glass.

>>56182710
Link?

>>56182725
That turd looks like dildo.

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>>56182641
Aliexpress got you covered.

>>56182641
On the wiki it stands:
>properly shaped silicone/pyrex/steel is safe enough
Some one in a previous thread had bought a steel one and said it seemed okay. Anything plastic I wouldn't dare to buy, but that's just my personal opinion.
>>56182676
>>56182726
Wouldn't it be possible that they have been cheap on the glass and soon you would be the next one man one jar?

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>>56182710
>>56182758

Link: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bluetooth-4-0-Smart-Watch-Wristband-Health-Bracelet-Sport-Sleep-Fitness-Tracker-/131869391201?var=&hash=item1eb4073961:m:m6LMm7yplrHITVDkutAMsZg

Here's the screen. Touchscreen obviously, does all the usual stuff like step counting (actually reasonably accurate), sleep monitoring, alarm clocks etc.

>>56182768
I hope Lithuania still has conscription, because if it does you're going to be the baby mouth car masturbator for the whole platoon.

>>56182621

I've noticed this too.

Every time somebody mentions something like the Tenga® Egg or the BMCV, there is an influx of underaged kids asking if it is shipped in discrete packaging because they live with their parents.

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>>56182856
>tfw I was the one who added the baby mouth car masturbator to the randomizer as a joke and now it's turned into cancer and it's all my fault

So which Redmi Note 3 pro am I looking for? The one with a hexa core or octa core?

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>>56182856

One time I got a packaged labelled dildo or something like that.

It was a mini saw D:

>>56182796
Actually looks pretty good, I wish I was interested in them I'd probably buy one.

>>56182875
Congrats, you made a meme. A small one, but still a meme. That's more than many can say they have accomplished in their lives.

>>56182768

Why are those dildos so weird looking? The heads are all fucked up.

I want to get the redmi but I've heard the camera is shit on it. Am I better off getting the mi5 if I want a good camera and battery life in a phone?

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>>56182875

>>56182710
>App is a literal botnet
Why are smartwatch apps always shit?

Want to try out a smartwatch to see if it's actually convenient, but it's either dropping $150 for a brand one or getting a chink botnet on your phone. Is there anything usable available for under $30?

>>56182856
I left some moving boxes in fron of my flat labled fragile: glass dildos for days, I can't say how assblasted you'd get for getting a non-descript chink package. They are always discretly packaged because it helps to get them through customs, usually the product inside is also wrapped away neatly. The only thing they could possibly fuck up is the content declaration/description

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>>56182921

>>56182531
Couple of corncobs in the kitchen, the ones that look like proper bulbs elsewhere.
I just searched for "[fitting type] bulb LED" and then sorted by number of orders because I haven't read anything about thousands of grim Soviet-era Russian apartment buildings spontaneously bursting into flames.

>>56182686
I live in an apartment so have a mail drop, the small kind that just is a slit in the door.

>>56182923
its a fucked up horse dick

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>>56182923
horse dick I think

>>56182894
The pro one

>>56182946
>Fack Ma
Not today jack, not today

>>56182796
Any idea if you can flash it? Might be actually good with some proper firmware in it.

>>56182726
which ones would you recommend?

>>56182875

>baby mouth car masturbator
>cancer

The last anon that reviewed it said that it was actually bretty good, albeit small.

>>56182822
What's you deal with Lithuania, is your mum working there.

>>56182759
He's obviously going to put it back where it belongs, his ass.

>>56182822

>you're going to be the baby mouth car masturbator for the whole platoon.

kek'd

>>56183024

He does this in every thread. He is crazy.

>>56183024
There are a few insane people who think every single person who shitposts or says mean things must be from Lithuania.

>>56182947
I live in a soviet-era apartment building.
No grounding.
Shit wiring.
No smoke/fire/anything alarms.
Shit breakers that might trip from a microwave and a washing machine on at the same time in one flat but allow wiring to melt in another.
Mystery flat that will trip the whole house circuit without tripping any of the flat breakers.

I should probably buy a fire extinguisher before buying any of those bulbs...

>>56183022
The cancer doesn't come instantaneously

>>56182822
Literally nobody cares. Go pick potatoes.

>>56183024
>>56183078
He's just some kid from lithuania who thinks he's creating a meme.

>>56182935

Reviewer here, I've just got the Xiaomeme Band 1s for €9, I think you can find the 2 (which has a screen) for about $30. Worth a punt if you have the money to spare.

App is actually half decent as well which makes a nice change.

>>56183003

I'd be tempted but the battery life is so bad as it is that I'm not sure I'm bothered.

>>56183119
At least it's all concrete, so if it start burning it will probably still be okay.

>>56182606
how much does a slightly-androgynous gf cost on aliexpress?

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>>56183181
>>56182796
>>56182935

Here's how you charge it - like I said, pretty convenient. Also charges pretty quickly (maybe 4 hours from 0 to 100%)

>>56182768

>"chinese" to not offend the chinks
>pic of the emperor of china surrounded by horse cocks

que?

>>56182935

can probably get an LG G Watch (the square one) for $50 or so, Android Wear, so iPhone functionality is fairly limited, also first gen AW watch, so likely to have little to no updates in future.

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>>56183248
A few months ago you if you used the word chink, the pic would get deleted.

>>56180254
Been using that aukey one with my one m8 and it's great. Been over a year now.

>>56182407
>masturbation is for degenerates

Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

>>56179387
I had one of these locally, it chews through those trip As.

>>56183319
That's the way it should be to be quite honest. Casual racism is only funny for so long before it outstays its welcome and becomes embarrassing.

my Redmi note 3 pro loses like 40% battery overnight even in Aeroplane mode. The battery stats say android/android system is using more than the screen.

running the latest global firmware stock

>>56183360
Shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>56183392
sounds like shit signal senpai

>>56183392
The botnet has activated.

>>56183360
Shut the fuck up, nigger.

>>56183411
even in aeroplane mode?
That might be it cause when i set it to prefer 2g i lost <1% battery overnight.

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>>56183360

>>56183181
Been thinking of the memeband 2 too.
Not being fugly and having a decent app (as far as chinkware goes) is a big bonus.

Wouldn't say I have $30 to spare, but I might get it. Spent nearly $100 on chinkexpress this week anyway...

>>56183223
Does the screen really only show the pixels without any hint of the actual lcd area?

>>56183267
Where are you finding it for $50? Got a droid so android wear is perfect.

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>>56183210
>slightly-androgynous
The one with the glasses is a boy btw.

>tfw

>>56183454
>The one with the glasses is a boy btw.
yeah I know I'd be the slightly-androgynous bf :^)

>>56183494
B-but that girl doesn't look androgynous at all

>>56183360
I think it's used in a funny way. The Chinese are hard working for the low wages they get (compared to Germany here) and I really respect them for that. (and always give a 5* rating if the order is ok)

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>>56183360

Fuck off, you dirty, stinky chink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE3rkt-Z29Y

this cunt has installed GNU/Linux on a Xiaomeme, and it works. Not very shocking I guess, but still.

why anyone will put chink shit in their urethra

>>56183568
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

>>56180846
mine has a chink motherboard, chink psu and chink dvd drive.
Its been working for 10 years now

>>56183568
for fun ofc

>>56183360
>>>/reddit/

But really nobody here actually hates chinese people, we are just wary of them because nobody wants to get chink'd

Given the chance I am sure most people in this general would fuck the brains out of every single chink slave girl working in a factory

>>56179669
It is. Those dry, flaky lips are hard to recreate.

>>56183659

I used to work as a professional English tutor at my local university.

I once had a 19-year-old Chinese girl as a client.

She rarely ever showered, and I could always smell her pussy, even from across the room.

It was disgusting, but oddly attractive.

I wanted to bang her, but I strive to maintain a strictly professional relationship with all my students.

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>>56182713
And fuck.

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>>56179470
Go all the way, include a chink shit water cooling loop.

>>56183800
I'm trying to keep it <$200 but maybe

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>>56183796
>I wanted to bang her, but I strive to maintain a strictly professional relationship with all my students.

any good acoustic drive magnets?

>>56182641
>>56182676

>using chinese glass

Chinese glass is pretty flimsy. Normally, it is fine, but you wouldn't want something to break off in your ass.

Just my opinion tho

Hey /csg/
I bought a xiaomeme router 3, a 2tb hdd and an enclosure. I set up samba on the router through the chinky configuration page and successfully mapped the drive on my PC. Is there any way to get access to the drive when I'm not connected? I can see that the android app lets me upload and download, but the PC tool doesn't seem to let me, although it's in chinese so I can't really tell.

>>56183888
I mean when I'm away from the router, on a different network. The android app works on my data plan even.

>>56183871
>implying it's going in my ass

>>56183975
>>56183871
yeah it's for his friend duh

>>56183975
Are you going to use it as decoration or something?

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New thread here
>>56184005
>>56184005
>>56184005

>>56183440

It's impossible to get a photo with my potato phone camera but it's actually hidden really well. The text actually fills the screen, it's that small, but it's really hard to see. You'd have to be examining it under a bright light to notice.

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>>56183800
I'm gonna do it, I'm going to buy a xeon cpu for the 775 motherboard that I have, and I'm going to get 2gb ddr2 used chink ram and a kingdian ssd.
It's gonna be great.

>>56183360
Shut up whitey. Second generation Chinese immigrant here and most of us couldn't care less if you said chink.

>>56182641
i think the same could apply to any us or eu online sex shop. unless the dildo is from some famous brand (like lelo or aneros) then what you are getting is almost certainly just another imported chinese no name dildo with a 500% rebate.

however some western stores, like lovehoney, list the material each product is made of, and since some of those dildos looks exactly the same as the ones on aliexpress, sometimes having a different brand name, sometimes no, i'd say they are pretty safe to be bought from chincks, thus saving lots of cash. this obviously if they are telling the truth in the first place.

besides, i'd list the dildo catalague on aliexpress under the "most orders" catergory. so you can find products with a certain amount of reviews. drop anything where you read having a bad smell or being irritant to the skin.

im on the same boat, began masturbating my anus some months ago and now a crave for some good buttplug. i think im gonna pull the trigger on this one

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Vibrating-Anal-Plug-Butt-PlugWaterproof-Black-Color-10-Mode-Silicone-Anal-Toy-Vibrator-for-women-men/32261230733.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10054_10059_10058_10017_10060_10061_10052_414_10062_10053_413_10050_10051,searchweb201603_9&btsid=29a64468-82f6-4625-b0b2-a3fc70b6faa2

>>56182710
I've been checking chink smartwatches just for the music controller. Does it have it? It is water resistant atleast?

>>56182792
>Wouldn't it be possible that they have been cheap on the glass and soon you would be the next one man one jar?

Unlike other materials such as metal or concrete where the manufacturing process and materials used can hurt their quality and stability a lot, glass is the material which will let you get the least chinked on since the material is both cheap and requires such high temperatures to fully melt to not look like shit or break during shipping that you should be safe since they cant really cheat on the process.

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>>56184238
>began masturbating my anus
Just curious, what do you think about when you masturbate your anus, do you watch porno when you do it, what kind?

>>56184238
but then again, is it worth saving 20-50$/€ and take a, lets say, 5% chance of getting cancer in your butt/bagina?

obviously you should always use a condom but you still have to handle it with your hands and breath the same air in the room as it

>>56182983
both of the core setups I mentioned are pros, just different years it seems