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/csg/ Chink Shit General

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Yes, we know everything already is from China but in here we discuss the no/low-name cheap shit you see on Gearbest, AliExpress, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel #/csg/ on rizon

>Discord channel
https://discord.gg/Xyx4fG9

>Chink Shit Randomiser
http://chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>News
• Anon got some stuff >>56090529 including a custom printed Shark pillow case >>56090543 and some boxers >>56090582
• Anon got his Aukey LiPo 8000mAh powerbank >>56091759
• Anon's new pill box arrived >>56091887
• Anon reviews a neat looking watch made by chink brand BARSH >>56092063 >>56092088
• Anon bought some bands for a MiBand >>56092277
• Anon received a colourful mousepad >>56093776
• Xiaomi Mi5 dropping in price all over the place >>56094288 this is because Xiaomi is cutting its price by $30 >>56094374
• Anon receives a package wrapped in large amount of yellow tape >>56094871 it's a Xiaomi Pocket power bank >>56094899


Previous thread >>56090446
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>>56096197
First for Reddit
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What should I look for in a cheap chinese dildo?
Everyone agrees that jelly dildos will burn your asshole and can't be sanitized.
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>>56096215
Don't buy a chinese dildo, it will give you anal cancer and aids.
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Threadly reminder.

CANCEL YOUR ORDERS
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>>56096240
super aids*
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>>56096197
Ask me about my chink shit /g/
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I'm looking for a good chink microphone and pair of headphones. Any recommendations?
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>>56096197
I need cheap, externally powered USB hubs (plus chargers for power). any suggestions?

also, I'm gonna buy the 2/16GB RN3P. why would I need the 3/32GB one? I don't really use my phone much... one thing, though: do these things really not have tempered glasses?

btw, it says $134 in
http://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro-2gb-16gb
but I the lowest price I could find is $147.20 in
http://es.aliexpress.com/store/product/Original-Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3-Pro-4G-LTE-Metal-Body-Fingerprint-Mobile-Phone-Snapdragon-650-Hexa/311331_32596046648.html
can someone explain?

I'm poor af, so I have to save every friggin penny...


>>56091542
$36, nice

>>56091104
question: can you build a USB network with these things? can you see the other devices from one of them?
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>>56096240
almost all sex toys are made in china.
the good quality ones are made in japan
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>>56096251
Why would you never wear those casio clones?
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>>56096253
BM 800 and some Superlux EVOs, you will not be disappointed.
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>>56096251
>>56096201
I want to buy a couple of watches, man and woman and I have a question, why the hell are chink watches so fucking huge? I found a couple that look good enough but when you I check the customer pictures they all look gigantic.
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>>56096278
Hi pissphone!
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>>56096269
>question: can you build a USB network with these things? can you see the other devices from one of them?
No, of course not. It just provides power. You know, like all other power supplies.
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>>56096251
why is 1 not enough?
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>>56096251
where to cop the fugly towel
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>>56096273
Very cheap feeling, and I use watches every day. If you want a watch thats extremely cheap and don't really ever use watches go for it because its a dollar something.
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>>56096269
The glass isn't Gorilla Glass but it isn't bad either.
That link says >With European Central
Bank change €120
I don't know what that means
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>>56096269
>I need cheap, externally powered USB hubs (plus chargers for power). any suggestions?
do you need USB 3.0 or is 2 just fine because there's a huge difference in price between the two of them
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>>56096251
Review on the Nomos?
Link?
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>>56096287
you pick the 36mm versions, not 40mm.
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This is so tempting.

http://www.gearbest.com/hammock-and-sleeping-bags/pp_424546.html?wid=21
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>>56096298
>why is 1 not enough?
one for each limb and two on the dick
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>>56096273

For the same reason you would wear the authentic one. To look special needs.
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>>56096231
Why did you put a telephone charger around her neck?
Dumb cunt.
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I don't get the shark meme. 128 gb U1 I couldn't find for less than $30, didn't even check for shipping. Bought a 128 gb U3 on Amazon for $35 and got it in three days.
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>>56096352

Fuck I really want that. I bet it would feel amazing to be naked in it.
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>>56096387
>amazon
fuck off rich homocunt
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>>56096401
Right up until the point you when froze to death.
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>>56090832
>"That's my face when I've finally lost my virginity."
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>>56096197
Hey OP, or anyone else who is knowledgeable,
any chance we can get the discussion from last thread on chargers, cables and power banksin the wiki or somehow conserve it?
I think we made a lot of progress and got lots of good recommendations for things every newfag is going to ask about
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>>56096409
I'm not though. I just don't see why I'd pay ~$3 less for a third the speed and a month shipping. Mine was mad in Korea as well, while I'm assuming these are made in China.

I bought plenty of chick shit back when I was into vaping to quit cigs and still do when it's actually worth it. Got a no ad moto g4 for $150, why bother with a no LTE chink phone?
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>>56096215

they can't really fuck up glass ones.
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>>56096409
>amazon
>fuck off rich homocunt

look who's pissed off because he doesn't even have amazon in his shithole of a country
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>>56096277
Different Anon here, any other mic thats not that huge? I bought one like the bm800 from amazon recently and returned because it was too big and it needed a stand, I've been using a $5 no name mic for three years like pic related so anything will be an improvement.
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>>56096296
ah, thanks

>>56096322
>The glass isn't Gorilla Glass but it isn't bad either.
ok, thanks.

>That link says
>With European Central Bank change €120
no clue, some translation issue or just chinese weirdness, probably

>>56096328
USB 2 is fine, but I don't want the ones that are sold as USB 2 but only support USB 1.1...
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>>56096287
They're of a normal size in my opinion. The Daniel Wellington watch in the picture is bigger than a Timex Easy Reader I have but the DW is lighter. The larger face watches are considered more masculine I guess and are probably popular right now.
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>>56096452
Yeah. You're better off using a glass jar.
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>>56096460
Lithuania stronk
>>56096441
screenshot that shit
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>>56096460
He was replying to me. I actually kind of feel bad now, hadn't even considered this.
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>• Anon received a colourful mousepad >>56093776

I'm still looking for original picture
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>>56096474

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT
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is this fast enough to use with s7 edge?
www.aliexpress.com/item/Real-capacity-memory-card-8g-micro-sd-card-32-GB-class-64GB-10-microsd-TF-Card/32274315064.html
i'll get the 128gb one if it's fast enough.
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Should I buy a Xiaomi Note Pro? Is there a good amount of ROMs available? How is it compared to the Nexus 6P?
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>>56096474
holy fuck

i just wanted to feel a prostate orgasm, not a prolapse
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>>56096470
I like the Timex size a lot more, maybe its a chink thing, koreans like even bigger watches, look at this shit http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-Silica-gel-retro-couple-watch-Korean-source-of-wind-and-large-dial-trend-of-personality/32569078018.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.82.dlgUny&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_10044_301_10043_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10041_10060_10042_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_2&btsid=24629967-32f9-4d63-b242-b3e9f1fdf789
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Korean-Fashion-Relogio-Men-Necessary-Sport-Large-Dial-Student-Watch-Neutral-Silicone-Watches-Business-Wristwatch-New/32597029206.html?spm=2114.30010308.3.22.dlgUny&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_2_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_10044_301_10043_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_10041_10060_10042_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_2&btsid=24629967-32f9-4d63-b242-b3e9f1fdf789
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>>56096467
I forgot to post this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBSGmAoDcT0
The glass is basically the same as every other non shit phone
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someone link the 3ct rubber duck pls I lost the link and ali search sucks
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>>56096495
It's related to Donnie Darko but I couldn't find it after 40 seconds of looking, so it's up to you anon.
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>>56096507
>not shark
Meh
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>>56096352

I work at a ski hill. This sounds fucking brilliant.

>tfw all the oldfags at work would mock me for wearing a sleeping bag as a snowsuit

;-; boomers are the reason we can't have nice things
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>>56096532
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-new-Real-capacity-8GB-16GB-32GB-64GB-micro-sd-card-64GB-class-10-flash-card/32312995879.html
there is this one but it doesn't say UHS.
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>>56096498
What could go wrong anon?
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>>56096549
It's the number in the U on the card itself anon, so 1 in this case.
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>>56096526
It got fixed yesterday. It was only available for a few hours.
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>>56096549
It's UH1 card with around 25MB/s write speed. Also it's cheaper on GearBest http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_337821.html
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>>56096331
Very lightweight, doesn't feel too cheap when its on. The second hand works, but its a slower ticking type of hand; it doesn't sweep. The crown is wrong, and so are the lugs. The face is nice though, I especially appreciate the texture where the second hand is. Very good for sure even with some obvious differences compared to the original, its not bad at all for $18.

Link:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Top-Luxury-Brand-NOMOS-Quartz-Stainless-Steel-Watch-For-Men-Wrist-Watches-Reloj-Hombre-Relogio/32650819177.html
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>>56096540
Temperature rating 0-10 Celsius (32-50 F). I'm a tad skeptical of using this at 0C/32F. Not saying it can't be done -- I once slept at that temp using a down quilt rated to 4C/40F -- but I've a few reasons to doubt the rating.
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>>56095384
>Teclast x80 lasts for 3 hours heavy use
Mi Pad 2 lasts twice as long but also twice the price
yeah i saw the mi pad 2. the teclast battery life is a joke. i feel like 8 hours sot web browsing should be a bare minimum. everything is too big or shit battery life.

i think ideally i want a 7" tablet with a low rez 1280x800 screen with a huge battery. but nothing exists only that mi pad which is pretty close but i wish it were a hair smaller and lower screen rez.
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>>56096523
I agree, large watches remind me of sweatbands. They're kind of tacky but theres some large watches I do like, such as some Bell & Ross models.
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>>56096559

Jars can break!
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>>56096631
>Bell & Ross
aren't those the superfaggy square ones?
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>>56096231


was she charging her neck?
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>>56096688
NO WAY!
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>>56096243

FUCK VICKY
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>>56096525
thanks a lot ano.n.
do you people think the RN3P is a good alternative for its price, with respect to other phones?
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>>56096604
Get on my level. I slept in a dryer bag in a hole I dug covered in leaves back in some survival camp as a kid. Don't know the exact temperature, but all the other faggots that brought semi arctic sleeping bags and chemical heaters and shit got taken inside middle of the night because of risk. They missed me because of the leaves. Was fine except it was too cold to keep my face out, but breath made codensation, so had to wake up and air it out regularly. Woke up to nobody around. So just hiked the couple miles back to base camp myself. They're lucky I wasn't some pencil neck puss. Or they would have been sued to fuck when I died or got hypothermia.

Slept in a hole with two space blankets, leaves, and sticks holding leaves over the hole sometime later. That worked much better. Of course everybody else had some richfag expedition bags again. Why even bother I kept thinking? Just go regular camping.
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>>56096377
>>56096703
She probably tried to an hero but failed.
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>>56096251
Why are the Casio knockoffs 2 minutes apart? Did you do that on purpose to trigger my autism?
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>>56096764
Yes.
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>>56096464
SF666
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Should I buy a Xiaomi Note Pro? Is there a good amount of ROMs available? How is it compared to the Nexus 6P?
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>>56096287
This watch from previous thread is 36mm
>>56092063
>>56092088

This Nomos is available in both 36mm and 40mm size
http://s.aliexpress.com/6BFnMryy

Also seen a DW watch that was available in different sizes but can't be bothered to find that one
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>>56096528
I know it's from DD that's why I want sauce.
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>>56096352
>http://www.gearbest.com/hammock-and-sleeping-bags/pp_424546.html?wid=21
The only downside is that it REALLY does need to be waterproof if you are planning to work at a ski resort.
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what the shit, GB isn't shipping power banks to the UK anymore
has something happened to where batteries aren' allowed to be shipped or some shit.
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>>56096942

You could try cropping it and then reverse-image searching it.
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>>56096962

They aren't shipping PS3 Controller batteries to Canada either.
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>>56096962
>mfw I live in America and just got a powerbank today and have an 18650 en route as I type this
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>>56096721
I think its the dream phone. Coming from a nexus 4 i had to constantly tweak and turn everything off just for 2 SoT hours.

With this beast i have 4g and everything on all day(gps, auto sync). Brightness at 50% most of the day and all social media apps installed. I get 8 hours SoT give or take each day.
The specs will last for 2 to 3 years easily.

I find the camera average but constantly delivers in good lightning. Here are some pics. https://imgur.com/a/NkPu3

For the 170€ i paid there is no contest. Hell even for the 300€ range there is no contest. I installed nova launcher + root and Adaway and enjoying Xiaomi.eu rom. Developer support is great and keeps rising.
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>>56097015
i've got a DIY power bank so i can salvage 18650's from my unused laptop batteries.
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>>56096251
The DW I ordered is rebranded. I wanted to order another one but I'm put off with the absence of second hand
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>>56096962
Mine got through just fine a few weeks ago. Covered in warning and emergency telephone stickers, too.
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>>56096197
this just came in
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>>56097022
half of that extra battery life is down to the SoC being more efficient than the power hungry S4 pro in the nexus 4.
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>>56097093
What's wrong with your camera?
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>>56097093
sorry
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>>56096484
>screenshot that shit
I wouldn't know what to do with the screenshots
the discussion are mostly these posts, unfortunately almost none of them made it in the news
but I think it would be a shame to let this go to waste since it seems like every third poster is asking about cables, chargers and power banks

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>>56097022
how likely am I to fuck up root/adaway and flashing roms? I've investigated all the guides and things but all the disclaimer and warnings have me worried about this great unknown chance to brick it.

Don't want to brick a brand new phone, day 1.
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>>56096901
>>56096509
check the wiki, or any other csg thread in the archive.
then check xda for rom support.

http://www.kimovil.com/en/compare/huawei-nexus-6p-32gb,xiaomi-redmi-note-3-pro
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>>56097071
Wait, laptop batteries use 18650?
Got an broken Lenovo G475 here, can i crack open the battery and use those?
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>>56096962
they aren't shipping any sort of batteries to Australia either, keep reading about new laws in threads but I couldn't find any news about recent changes.

maybe it's just gearbest trying to save on shipping? or maybe some chinkshit blew up on them and they got fined
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>>56097235

should. Just be careful not to nick any on your way in
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>>56097146
I think you cant really hardbrick your device. Root is easy. I encountered no problems when i unlocked my phone. I had already applied for the unlock code before the phone even ship. Got my code in 1 day from Xiaomi anyway.
Then the phone came and it had global stable rom. Most guys said that you needed global dev or better China dev rom for the unlock to work. It was late at night and said fuck it lets try and the phone unlocked on first try. Then i flashed twrp and then xiaomi.eu

I had a hard time unlocking my redmi 3s though. It stuck at 50% for over 15 tries. That was painfuI. It turned out i had missed checking enable unlock or something in developer settings.

Tl dr. Its extremely hard to brick your device with no return.
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>>56096251
Here's mine. I have 3 more incoming including a mvmt knockoff

My DW is rebranded. I wanted to get another one but I just realized it doesn't have a second hand. Does yours have?
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>>56097214
The Mi Note Pro, not the Redmi Note 3. I was hoping to foster more discussion this way.

Thanks for the response, though.
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best chink earbuds?
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>>56097342
check the wiki, there's a few
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>>56097235
if it's less than 20mm thick it might use a li-po pouch cell instead of an 18650.
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>>56097146
Just don't tl:dr the instructions.

You need to be really dumb to brick the phone to into paperweight
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>>56097398
It's this one https://www.amazon.com/Original-Battery-Lenovo-IdeaPad-G460/dp/B00GH2Q1BC
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Best Chink tablet for around $150?
Mine internet research thus far says I should go teclast x98 II
Onda seems to offer the best specs for the price.
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>>56097312
Where're you getting all the nato straps? How's the quality?
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Experiences using Taobao? Am I just asking to be fucked over?
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>>56097312
Is the Timex real or Chinese? My DW has no second hand, which doesn't both me too much because I'm not going to wear that watch too much. I bought a MiBand 2 which is going to be my daily watch. The thing that bothers me about the DW is the hour hand and the minute hand don't match up correctly when its on the hour, and the hour ticks on the face aren't aligned properly. Not too mad since it was only $5.
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>>56097467
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/32600826667.html
bretty gud for ~$2/each.

It's nice and thick. Stitches seems to be holding pretty well.

>>56097516
It's real. Was a gift from my late sis. ;_;

The BGG is the DW replica. It doesn't have the misaligned problem tho
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/csg/ approved phone stand? i like to watch stuff on youtube laying on my bed before sleep time
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>>56097445
that's going to be 18650's and besides not peircing the cells when opening, you'll have to flatten the solder tabs, so they'll fit in power banks or flashlights.
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>>56097638
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-High-quality-Flexible-Tablet-PC-Bracket-Tablet-Phone-Multi-Function-scaffold-Mini-Bed-Lazy/32638860824.html
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>>56097609
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/atleastyoutried/32600826667.html
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Gimme some good buys off gearbest
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>>56097649
How do i do that? Is there a video or something?
I'm a complete newb when it comes to soldering, my dad solders lots of stuff but i never actually did it.
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>>56097279

I still don't understand what that unlock code is for.

And how the fuck did you order it before the phone arrived. They ask for your phone number and text you the shit, don't they? I'm on a different phone with a different number than I will use wth my rn3p (which is in the mail).
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>>56096251
Link for that DW?
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>>56097314
Sorry, xiaomi naming scheme is madness.

I don't think there are a lot of us who go for the $200+ phones.

Try /spg/ though
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>>56097138
The advice can be condensed to
>Cables/wallchargers/powerbanks - buy one of the following brands:
>rock
>orico
>old shark
>xiaomeme (esp. for powerbanks)
>aukey
>ugreen

>18650 batteries
>buy LG, Panasonic or Sony from Gearbest/Banggood etc. Do not try to save a couple of bucks getting them on Ali because the risks associated with getting a fake aren't worth it.
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>>56097733
They just give unlock permission to your mi account, it's definitely not based on what phone you're unlocking, and I'm not sure if the number is just a point of contact or part of unlock permissions.
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>>56097733
>I still don't understand what that unlock code is for.
Unlocking means changing the mode of the phone into developer. Like granting administrative access in Windows to put it easily
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>>56097682
you can't desolder the tabs as they were spot welded, you can use a good pair of scissors to cut the tabs as they are only thin strips of metal, and instead of using a screwdriver or metal pry bar to open them use a plastic spudger.
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>>56096269
It displays the price with the coupons. sometimes they work sometimes they don't.
Ask for tempered glass on your Ali order and 99.9% they'll give it to you free.
And get the nillkin or pzoz case.
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>>56097680
>097680▶
>Gimme some good buys off gearbest
>im with this guy
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>>56097803

Aight then I will go ahead and order a code to my current number.

How do they even know which rn3p I'm using, though?
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>>56097472
how is your chinese?
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>>56097868
http://www.gearbest.com/gadget-deals.html
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>>56096197
Anon with the Aukey powerbank here

Just noticed the charge indicator is also triggered by giving the powerbank a light bump. It's not mentioned in the manual.

Shit just went from meh tier to top tier.
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I'm looking for generic girl shit to give to a girl. We bonded over phones when she bought a Redmi Note 3 so I was thinking some sort of accessory for that.

Selfie stick? Recommendations?
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>>56097758
No worries. I agree about the naming scheme thing, and I don't think my post was clear anyway.

/spg/ is definitely a better call, it hadn't even entered my head. Cheers.
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>>56097890
it's windows software, you download it, plug in your phone, then sign into your account with permission to root/unlock and run it.

I haven't done mine cause my phone is shipping but this might help clear things up.

http://en.miui.com/thread-246705-1-1.html
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>>56097940
Bluetooth dildo
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>>56097940
poop emoji power bank
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>>56097940
http://www.gearbest.com/selfie-monopod/pp_180260.html
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>>56097940
$0.06 rubber ducky
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>>56097940
you could get her the cute mitu kungfu phone stand for <$10.
It's cheap and useful, if she has a desk or something it's nice decoration.
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>>56097940
15$ crossbow
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>>56097940
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/cute-backpack/32546319380.html
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Two parcels arrived today from gaybeast.

One mobile phone and one USB powered soldering iron.

The Soldering Iron is shite, it doesn't work. Any standard USB interface causes nothing to happen other than the led inside the soldering iron body to light. Powering it directly from my workbench powersupply results in the tip getting very slightly warmer than ambient. That's it, nothing else happens, never gets hot.

The phone however I am extremely pleased with so far, It is a "Janus One mini phone". Extremely basic, doesn't have many features but it feels very well made in my hand. Has a nice weight, satisfying high grip to the back of it too.
I live in a rural area which has awful signal problems being in a valley but so far my reception with this thing is perfect.

There's numerous complaints about them having atrocious sound quality but mine seems fine so I guess I got lucky. Here's hoping the battery lasts, if it does this will have been an ideal phone for me.

Shame about the soldering iron but cest la vie.
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>>56098070
>Shame about the soldering iron
Request a refund or open a dispute.
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>>56098021

link?
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>>56098064
>Unisex
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What's the absolute cheapest and smallest phone that can do 3G/4G data and can function as a wireless hotspot? I'm seriously considering carrying a tiny memephone around for mobile connectivity and an 8" tablet for browsing and other computer shit.
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Anyone using the Ruizu X02+/shark/ microsd combo? Opinions? Reviews?
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>>56098070
can you read SMS with it?
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My redmeme note 3 pro arived after about 2 weeks (DHL).
It came with a nice, seethrough rubbercasing, which kinda goes to waste, since i bought a leathercase with it. They also threw in two screenguard films as "mystery gifts".

I'm planing to flash CM on it to replace the chinese botnet with a nice western one, but im open to suggestions. Please spoonfeed me.


picture was taken with the shitty phone i had until now, sorry for the horrible quality. The MIUI version is "MIUI Global 7.3 | Stable 7.3.5.0(LHOMIDD)".
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>>56098146
I use that.

Got a 64gb shark in a Ruizu X02 flashed with AGPTek A02 beta firmware downloaded via link given by an AGPTek rep on the headfi forums.

It is fucking wonderful. Battery life is great, playback quality is great, screen is awful but that hardly matters.
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>>56098189
i don't give a donkey's dick about the screen. that's great news anon, i will probably sell my ipod nano and use this, the 8GB capacity fucking sucks and for 26$, a 64GB player is a fucking steal.
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>>56097802
>Do not try to save a couple of bucks getting them on Ali because the risks associated with getting a fake aren't worth it.
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>>56098003
>$9 for a stand
I'm too cheap for that.

>>56097967
That one needs to be charged to use bluetooth, right? Seems inconvenient.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Collapsible-Audio-Cable-Wired-Selfie-Stick-Extendable-Monopod-Self-Stick-for-iphone-Samsung-Xiaomi-Portable-Phone/32702630939.html
Maybe.
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>>56098185
That's actually the legit global rom, not a chinked one. you need to unlock bootloader to flash CM or other unofficial roms. resurrection remix and xiaomi.eu ones are good.
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>>56098070
>Here's hoping the battery lasts, if it does this will have been an ideal phone for me.

Report back on the battery life - I have been eyeing these phones as a backup/emergency thing.
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>>56098128
why not get a tablet with an integrated 4G module and set up an Asterisk server so you can do all your calls as VoIP
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>>56098185
I would recommend flashing TWRP, making a backup and then use MIUI for a few days. MiUI isn't too bad actually.
At the moment I'm using CM13. It works well, I didn't encounter any bugs so far but apparently there are some.
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>>56098158
A line at a time sure. It's really just for making and receiving calls.

Having said that it does have a couple of built in features:
Pedometer
Bluetooth 3.0
Can be set to charge other devices using its battery and has a charge status display while doing so
Apparently can be used as a bluetooth speaker but ive not tried that.
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>>56098229

> paid $40 a couple years back on ali for a tablet stand/holder like this
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>>56097312
Why do you need more than one watch? Just get an F-91W and you're good to go for watches. Your autism astonishes me.
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>>56098128

I don't understand. what's your end game here? You can buy a 3G/4G usb card (or stand alone hotspot) or a tablet with a sim slot.
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>>56098211
that depends aukey, orico etc. have "official" stores with thousands of reviews, they can absolutely be trusted
batteries on the other hand...
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Is there a good 18650 charger that doesn't set my house on fire? It would be nice if the charger wouldn't be too big since that way I could put it into my LiPo safety bag.
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>Already use my phone as an audio player
>Still feel the urge to buy a RUIZU X06

Should I /csg/? Or am I just brainwashed by the seductive stinky chinky?
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>>56098311
Nitecore.
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>>56098250
>>56098288
Because holding a tablet to your face while you make a phone call is fucking retarded. Also if I know I'm not going to be needing mobile Internet it would be nice to just be able to carry something tiny and pseudo-disposable like >>56098070
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>>56098311
just got this one >>56091163 in the last thread
looking pretty good but I couldn't test it yet
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>>56098267
haha fag
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>>56098253

Is CM actually okay? Or is it a buggy crashing mess where basic features like the camera barely work if at all?

Be honest here, I understand the CM love but it's been pretty garbage the last few years even on their primary development platforms like hammerhead.

>>56098185

MIUI is actually okay. I have been using the EU rom on my note 3 pro and I like it. I wish I could get rid of a few of the built in apps like the browser.

>>56098241
whats 'resurrection remix' ? I am using the xiaomi.eu one at the moment.
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>>56098356
here comes the autism
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Anyone bought any of the ultracheap MP3 players? Got a review?
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>>56098259
It can charge other gadgets?
What's its battery specs?
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>>56098311
>>56098357
2nd this
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>>56098359

Oh you want to make phone calls - I thought you were just after a mobile hotspot. never mind then.

Get a redmi note 3 pro. You won't regret it.
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;;;;;;;; SEEKING KEK BLESSING ;;;;;;;;

D U B S
U
B
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>>56098211
You know it's good advice, Jack. Making a fake 18650 is trivial and LiPos are some of the most housefire-capable items in modern homes.
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>>56098382
useless piece of shit
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>>56098363
Do you have the latest weekly xiaomi.eu MIUI rom installed?

Can you check if the "Onfleet driver" app works? Last time I installed a xiaomi.eu rom the app didn't wanna start.
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>>56098385
Battery spec is small only 1500mAh stated. Use it as an emergency charger to get something else working temporarily, as opposed to actually fully charging someone's iphone.

My only real complaint so far is that the ringtone selection is very small and can't use custom tones, I was disappointed to find it doesn't have just a simple "Phone ringing" tone.
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>>56098229
http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-mounts-holders/pp_232672.html
sorry $6 usd
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The fuck is this?!
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>>56098437
Care to explain?
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Anyone who bought a 3D chinkprinter? Are there any good ones?
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>>56098356
>>56098378

I dunno there are reasons to get a dedicated MP3 player, but like for every day use a phone is still king if you ask me. Not all phones have crappy DACs.

I'm thinking of getting a stand alone mp3 player for a trip since it's nice to not sweat battery life when you're on the plane / airport.
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>>56098459
try living in a actual country next time, bucko
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>>56098459
what a deal
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>>56098459
Comes with a chink sex slave
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>>56098425
>housefire-capable items in modern homes.

I have never once heard of a housefire caused by a chiniese lipo.

I mean I hear ya, but seriously even the ones that vent out or have issues still don't cause a house fire.

People just need to use some common sense when buying 18650s and not buy the cheapest one.
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So, has anybody here bought and properly tested 128GB Mixza with h2testw, f3 or something simmilar? Couldn't find any non-suspicious proof that they are really 128GB.
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>>56098382
Ruizu X02 flashed with AGPTek firmware is one of the best lossless DAPs you can get. Audio quality is perfect, battery life is extremely long lasting and it is capable of driving something heavier like HD660 150ohm cans without the need for a pocket amp.

It feels cheap and crappy but it performs like the best.
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>>56098363
It's my first time owning any kind of Android device so I don't think I'm too biased. You will need to install a camera fix for it to work (or at least it's what the guide told me to do). But I had no problems at all since installing it. Camera works, notifications from messengers are displayed correctly etc.. I really didn't have a single problem with it.
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>>56098363
It's a rom based on CM that runs smoothly and has fewer bugs (compared to the official one that was quite buggy at least).

https://devs-lab.com/resurrection-remix-rom-for-xiaomi-redmi-note-3.html

http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/development/rom-resurrection-remix-m-redmi-note-3-t3394168/
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>>56098463
just look at the pictures you really can see it falling apart
we also had the same discussion a few threads ago and the only anon who had actually gotten one said it died after 2 weeks
also battery life of those things is 2-3h
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>>56098506
>you order a shit phone charger
>didn't realise the shipping price
>too busy playing games to cancel order
>1 week later
>doorbell rings
>loli holding phone charger
>suspicious black van parked outside
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>>56098468
one of the best in the consumer market is chink http://www.raise3d.com/
don't buy the cheapo ones on ali etc unless your time is worth nothing to you and you will be happy with mediocre results after hundreds of hours of tinkering and replacing shitty parts
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>>56098532
RR has always been a bloaty as fuck ROM on all phones I've installed it on.

A lot of unnecessary stuff no ones uses integrated that drags the phones speed down.
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>>56098401
You're missing the point. I already have a smartphone (LG G3) which is adequate for my purposes. However, calling and texting aside, 90% of the shit I do with my phone is either web browsing, document editing, or ssh sessions, all of which would benefit enormously from a tablet-sized screen.

What I'm thinking of doing is getting some tiny and cheap shitphone to handle calls and texts, which can also function as a wireless hotspot to provide Internet connectivity to a tablet which will also be on my person more often than not. Is there such a thing or would I need to get a shit-tier smartphone, which largely defeats the point of the exercise?
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>>56098597
As another poster here with an LG G3, I'd like to get a RN3P at some point.
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>>56098468
Check the last 2 threads
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>>56098519
They are legit. I didn't test them with a full test run or anything But I have more than 64 GB on mine and it works.
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>>56098595
Still more stable than CM13 nightlies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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Getting into electronics and embedded systems.
Any good fake arduinos or similar about?
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>>56098557
>Ask loli inside for a cup of tea
>Kindly ask her if she is being hurt/threatened/forced by the men in the black van
>call cops on black van
>adopt loli
>take good care of said loli
>loli falls in love with you
>reverse rape ensues

It's like Teaching Feeling taught you guys nothing.
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>>56098525

Whats the battery life like?
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>>56098654
I'm not an arduino faggot but I bought a knock-off Digispark Key from gearbest and i've not been disappointed with it.

It's a very basic ATINY85 dev board which can plug directly into any USB socket for direct programming. I recommend.
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>>56098654
Get UNO clone. Pro mini and simmilar are harder to use and program when you're beginer because they don't have integrated USB to UART converter.

Also you don't really need Arduino to get into electronics :^)
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>>56098627
I keep thinking about it, but the G3 does everything I need it to and running CM13 with the MIUI theme it's functional, pretty and completely smooth.
Battery life is still shit but I always carry a powerbank so it doesn't bother me too much. Plus the IR blaster lets me fuck with other people's TVs.
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>>56098651
I'm on official CM13 and the only nightly I had huge problems with was the 2nd day release, It ciuldjtbconnect to 3G, but the third say release fixed that and since then I've not had any problems.

Its smooth and fast as fugg.
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>>56097864
thanks m8, I hadn't noticed the coupon.
one last question, and this is kinda retarded because I think I know the answer... you can't pay with paypal on aliexpress, right?
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>>56098725
>IR blaster
Yeah that's actually a huge conveinience instead of having to fuck about and having to find a remote. Doesn't work with my VEON here, but my Panasonic and LG at home works fine.
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>>56098459
>Shipping from Russia not available to my country
Tfw you realize that independence from the USSR was a bad idea
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Fuck this country.

"All protected New Zealand objects, and all items listed in the International Air Transport Association (IATA) Dangerous Goods Regulations are unable to be exported by post or courier."

For once, I feel for the Lithuanian shitposter. >>56098768
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>>56098690
Really great, I use mine every single day to and from work, as well as when walking the dogs and it lasts a fortnight or so between charges.
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>>56098694
That sounds great. Got a link?
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>>56098768
>get out of USSR
>have a social democrat PM
I dun get it too. Why leave?
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So, now I ask, how do I go about making my own 18650 power bank seeing that the IATA are a bunch of fucking pansies who can't handle another 9/11?
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>>56097802
I would also add vention to the list of cables. The connector shrouds on aux and audio cables seem slightly nicer than ugreen's.
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>>56098788
http://www.gearbest.com/other-accessories/pp_227676.html?wid=21

I have to say again, for honesty, this is not a legit one. This is a knockoff. There is no Revision3 legitimate release, the legit boards went Rev1, Rev2, Rev4.1.

But having said that i've had no issues at all with them, even the software treats them as legit boards.
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>>56098768
>>56098459
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>>56098815
Sounds great. Thanks for that.
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Please tell me why I shouldn't grab the voyo book v3
http://m.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_285131.html

I'm really about to pull the trigger.
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>>56098830
Jesus christ, you Americans also?

You think there's a quick fix for it, if only the stinky chinkies would read English.

Source: http://www.iata.org/whatwedo/cargo/dgr/Documents/lithium-battery-update.pdf

"Lithium ion cells and batteries must be offered for transport at a state of charge (SoC) not exceeding 30% of their rated design capacity."

We need graphene batteries to hurry the fuck up and get good capacity fast,
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Is the banggood lottery page slow for everyone else or is it just me? It takes ages to roll.
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>>56098786

Humm okay, 20-30h or more is what I want.

I miss the days where I could literally leave my music playing all day (minidisc of all things...)
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>>56098929
It easily surpasses 20hrs. My drive to and from work is almost an hour and a half each day, walking the dogs another hour or so. Basic numbers you're looking at I get 25hrs use from it between charges but I also don't let it drain fully anyway.
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where to buy a good jap school girl uniform?
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>>56097138
>>56096441

1) do not trust anything that converts power from mains. See china has far FAR lower quality standards than most western countries, Then add on top of it that they will be untraceable even if they could be held accountable.

2) as for power banks, put in a dummy device to whatever you get, then discharge and recharge it. if its not in flames or dies, its ok, these are FAR harder to fuck up because you are dealing with far lower outputs then mains, however you do run the risk of someone getting a good looking case and putting salvaged batteries into it. I would honestly tell you you are better off getting a power bank kit that way you put your own trusted batteries into it, though you likely aren't getting a deal that way.

3) the above two cover 'i want the cheapest shit and damn the slightly more expensive shit' as there are brands that you can reasonably trust from china, but those brands are susceptible to counterfeits as well, but harder to tell they are counterfeits because they were cheap to begin with.

The long story short, the only things with a transformer I would trust out of china are things i have to actively watch, such as a solder station. I will be by it at all times during operation and there will never be a point where i decide to go to the store and leave the shit plugged in and on.
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So MIUI 8 is supposed to start rolling out from today on for all the redmeme fags
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>>56098970
japan
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>>56098970
Just because you think you are a girl dosent mean you are
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>>56099052
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FEMININE PENIS PLEASE KILL YOURSELF.
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>>56099080
Yes there is, if all penises were masculine then I would have to admit that I'm a homosexual.
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>>56098411

witnessed. now back to pol, friend.
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>>56098963

It plays all flac files? Will it take a 128gb shark?
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>>56099174
I don't have a 128gb to use in it so I couldn't say for certain but in the past I have seen conflicting reports of some people saying 128gb works fine, some people saying 128gb isn't recognised. Sorry I can't give you an actual answer.
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>>56098990

> being this autistic
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>>56099214

All good - looks like I'll order one, 64gb is fine really.
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Warning: The internals of the SOMAKE 7.1 have changed, the new design is shit and doesn't works with condenser microphones!

Warning: The internals of the SOMAKE 7.1 have changed, the new design is shit and doesn't works with condenser microphones!
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>>56098459
>>56098768
>>56098830

How does this have so many orders
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>>56099231
In a few days my x02 will arrive and I can test it with my 128Gb shark if you want.
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>>56099310

Cool thanks!
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>>56099231
on't forget to flash it with the AGPTek A02 firmware when you get it, the A02 is the exact same hardware with firmware which is still actively developed, while the X02 firmware is at a dead-end.

Seriously, the X02 firmware is fucking awful.

Here's the link:
http://agptek.com/support/download.html

It's the "AGPtek A02 Update Firmware V1.7" download you want, that's the latest stable release.
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>>56099289
Maybe the shipping is free to one of those shitholes where everybody uses chinkshit like Russia.
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>>56099317
The document name you requested (/image/A02-Update.1.7.zip) could not be found on this server.
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>>56099386
Huh, seems they've changed something and broked it.

I'll download the only file they have available now, A02-Update.zip and tell you what version it is. Shouldn't take long.
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>>56099450
Checked the download, the only one they have at the moment is the 1.6 firmware, which is fine, there's very little difference between the 1.6 and the 1.7 so it's no problem. Phew I was worried they'd removed it all for a moment there.

1.6 will do you just fine.
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>>56098762
No, aliexpress is using Alipay which is like a Chinese paypal. don't worry it's safe.
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Friend has some questions about Redmi Note 3 Pro he got today, if there's a better place (forums?) to ask, direct me there, else here are the questions:

They don't have a phone number, thus can't login to the Mi account thing. How do they unlock the bootloader?

There are 3 different "Cyanagenmod 13"'s on the XDA Rom page, which is the best?

Is any build of CM13 stable enough for daily use by a first time smartphone / android user? I looked at the pages and all I see are complaints, but I would really like to get them on a more stock android build, and CM is the best for that.

Thanks for any help, he's really grateful that he didn't spend $800 on a galaxy s7 or something just to get terrible software
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>>56096243
Send vicky dick pics or she goes to meet tank man.
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>>56099001.
They delayed it to August 23.

http://www.news18.com/news/tech/xiaomi-miui-8-release-on-august-23-is-confimed-1278229.html
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>>56097117
16 bit is best bit
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>>56099570
>They don't have a phone number, thus can't login to the Mi account thing. How do they unlock the bootloader?
Get a phone number..? there's no way to so otherwise. well ok, you can unlock unofficialy but your'e risking bricking it for good.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/how-to/unlock-bootloader-waiting-permission-t3349886

>There are 3 different "Cyanagenmod 13"'s on the XDA Rom page, which is the best?
The official one:
http://get.cm/?device=kenzo

>Is any build of CM13 stable enough for daily use by a first time smartphone / android user?
see
>>56098734
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>>56098272
Not him but, same reason as to why people have more than a pair of shoes, ties, earings and any kind of accesory, to have more than just one style, if you can't even grasp that concept, then I'm sorry, but you're the autist here.
Watches has been an accesory of clothing for decades btw.
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Any good chinese flash cart clones? I want to get one for my dad for NES, since he refuses to upgrade from his NES and VCS, but only has about 20 games.

Pic related is the standard, but I don't want to pay the privileged white male price.

>inb4 emulate
he really can't into computer.
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>>56099565
I'm fucked, I have no way of paying without paypal. hopefully someone will sell it cheaper...
I wish GB sold these phones mch cheaper than they do. I trust them, unlike aliexpress
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>>56099683
Your dad is cool, quit making fun of him
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>>56099700
can't you buy a prepaid credit card with paypal and then use that for ali?
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>>56099708
I'm really not. I want to give him games like I have been for years, but shit like little samson costs hundreds of dollars, and a clone cartridge isn't cheap for what it is either.
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>>56099700
?? This entire general buys from Ali daily, what's your problem? if anything they are 1000x bigger and more trustworthy than GB and all the other small shops.
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>>56099664
Thanks a ton homeslice
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>>56099667
Watches aren't accessories. They're tools. You're the autist for assigning undue importance on a simple timepiece.
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>>56099717
dunno, my paypal account is unverified (AFAIK... some local company linked it to my bank account, but I'm not sure if that counts as "verified")
how would I do that? also, how much do they charge?

>>56099746
I've only bought once, from GB. AFAIU, yes, you can trust ali, but only the ones that already have high reputation and sell lots
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>>56099683
Go search on the /vr/ archives, they discuss chink flashcarts quite frequently
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>>56099805
Forgot something: there's also some x-in-one meme flashcart with some Resident Evil sticker on aliexpress that apparently is pretty good.
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>>56099773
>a tool can't be used as accessory
Alright, thats why some of those tools have gold coating, and diamonds on it, to have more accuracy right?
Jesus fuck just get out of your house and see the real reason as to why people use watches, there's a reason as to why watches has tons and tons of different styles, something nothing to do with it being a tool.
I don't even know why I'm trying anyway, your autism won't let you understand it.
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>>56099878
I don't have autism. Why do you think I wouldn't understand it?
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When discussing cables, how come no one considers monoprice? I have not found a cheaper seller that is trustworthy.
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Are chinkphones easily rootable? I can't live without my gravitybox.
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>>56099903
Because it seems like people wearing something to look good is something from another planet to you.
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>>56099927
Most of them.
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>>56099938
Why would people wear watches to look good, though? It's so small nobody will notice it.
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>>56096859
SF-920 is better at the same price/size.
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>>56099924
not all of us are american
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>>56099967
Why would women wear rings to look to look good, though? It's so small nobody will notice it.
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>>56099924
Some of us don't live in countries with a Monoprice and I'm buggered if I'm going to pay whatever PC World charges for a USB cable.
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>>56100001
Because they're women. They're dumb, irrational beings.
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does /csg/ have one of 'ese

just discovered this by mistake and an terribly tempted to buy it
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>>56100021
I don't care if this is bait or pure autism, I give up.
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>>56099967
Chinkwatchfag here.

I also bought dozen of ice silk boxers for $50 because my peepee feels good in it. Does that also trigger you?
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>>56099735
If you search "72-pin cartridge" it gets you the clone carts, even an Everdrive shell, but it looks like the knockoff Everdrives themselves have been taken down.
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>>56100095
in the last thread some anon bought a similar one
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Has anyone here made a profit from buying cheap chink shit and reselling it?
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>>56100319
gon' see, thanks
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>>56100347
chinks can barely turn a profit, not many can do it out side of china due to sales taxes and how expensive shipping is, because in china the government pays for their shipping as that's how we can buy so much shit for like a buck with free shipping where in the US shipping alone would cost around $5-10
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>>56096452
Until it breaks off inside you. There's very few reputable glass dealers, don't buy from anyone else.
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>>56100021
Holy shit you're autistic. Maybe try to leave the basement sometime to try building up those social skills, eh?
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>>56100347
Yes bought some MFI certified iPhone chargers and sold them to coworkers, friends and family for double price
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>>56100455
axe wound owner detected
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>>56097609
What "misaligned problem?"
>>
>>56100480
The hour and minute doesn't match up problem thing
>>
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Jack_Ma/32672073867.html

Well /csg/? What are you waiting for?
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>>56100347
Bought 3 of those 99c mice and sold them to friends/coworkers for $10 each :^)
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>>56100347
I did sell chink cellphone stuff on eBay in the past. Turned a handsome profit but the shit I have to deal with American customers makes it not worth it.

Ideal is to buy shit load bulk and pay someone to sell it for you.
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>>56099683

learn how to TaoBao bruh
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>>56100474
>Selling stuff to family
I'm proud of you goy
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>>56100319
I don't think he bought it. Someone suggested him from what I saw.

I was eyeing that M5 too, but that other one was just better looky.
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>>56099683
why don't you build a raspberry pi NES like that other guy on the raspberry pi thread? would your dad be ok with it you reckon?
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>>56096243
You can't fight the wind, you can only go with the wind. STFU and just buy the shit and make money u nigger
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>>56097123
What's wrong with your camera?
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>>56097755
>>56096251
Link for DW please.
And why are the watch hands so small?
I can't find any chink watch which hands are long like the real ones.
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>>56096197
What does /csg/ think about pic related? I'm going to order one soon.
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>>56100753
Not that anon, but generally emulation is an inferior experience to original hardware, especially on a low-power device like a Pi. If all you want to do is play Super Mario Bros. on your phone it's good enough, but if you have the system already it's better to just get a flashcart, especially if you can find one for a similar cost to a Pi-based setup.
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>>56099215
shoo shoo stinky chinky
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>>56100900
What's that, some sort of microSD memory card, eh? Why, it features a grinning shark, too! How jaunty!
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25 grams total.
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>>56100612
damn, nice. I looked on Ali and came up empty handed.
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>>56100983
Maybe if some anons order them and they're good we can make them a meme and call them sharks!
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>>56101030

The problem for me is I have a Famicom instead of a NES. Famicom flashcarts are twice the price ;-;
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>>56096352

This looks slick as fuck.

>>56096474

Just make sure you fill it with water to counterbalance the pressure, so it doesn't get crushed in your ass by the force of your sphincter.
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>>56098859
Don't know if you already pulled the trigger or not but I'd recommend you take a look around to see some hands-on review of that thing.
I personally don't think it's worth the price.
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>>56099967

>Why would people wear watches to look good, though?

Women are greedy and materialistic. Just because YOU don't notice it, doesn't mean women won't.
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>>56100900
buy sharkmeme
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>>56098459
You can't ship batteries in to New Zealand mate.
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>>56101009
>inb4 jesus christ marie
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>>56101009
for what purpose?
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>>56100904

Pi is more then enough for most emulation. Go be autistic on /vr/
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>>56101499
Don't take the bait. It's the same autist who was shilling placebo. standalone MP3 players last night.
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>>56101499
>>56101537
>dedicated soundplayer was autism yesterday
>wearing watches was autism a few moments back
>now emulation is autism
>on top of that, its also bait
Is this just ironic shitposting or you really think everything you don't like is autism?
I swear this is the only thread where I see that word being used for everything, no other thread on /g/ makes use of that word that bad.
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>>56101614


You might be autistic
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Lot of autistic people on csg these days with their concerns with trustworthy sellers, concerns about what stupid shit people put on their wrists to tell time, if they should use a $20 mp3 player or just use their phone. Safety Sally's with concerns over batteries and USB chargers. People worried about the quality of their $1 USB cable. Autistic people like me complaining about others autism

I mean god damn guys. Chill the fuck out.
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>>56101537

>standalone mp3 player
>placebo

Kids these days.
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>>56101657
That post seems a little bit autistic.
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This is a damn fine timepiece for $15. They also threw in a chink curse cellphone charm. 10/10
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>>56101657
Not chink, but I still use my Zen.

I won it in an animation competition in around '06. It was top of the line back then. 20gb hard disk and a 24 hour long battery.

I was well chuffed.
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>>56101725
i still use a palm
im autistic?
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I got my USB cables. 1m run, tested good. 48c each. Brought five so USD$2.40
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>>56101673
>160GB iPod classic
>NZD$20
>No bad sectors or reallocated
Tell me again when a 64GB shark alone is a twenty?
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>>56101673
If you care about sound quality more than fedora tipping you're much better off spending the $20 you would have spent on a dedicated mp3 player on a better set of headphones.
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>>56101771
post an update in a month when only 2 of them still work
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I think this is the fastest general in /g/
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>>56099238
You need phantom power for mics like that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microphone#Condenser_microphone
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>>56101829

I'd say it's pretty fast if you consider how long it takes for chink shit to ship

NEW THREAD
>>56101838
>>56101838
>>56101838
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>>56101821
Start shitposting about this in the discord or the thread on 16th September then please so you can remind me.
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>>56101429
You could one month ago when I go mine.
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>>56100889
Bumping for this
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>>56102051

>bumping a thread in autosage
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>>56101675
>>56101657
>Autistic people like me complaining about others autism
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