/csg/ Chink Shit General

FUCK VICKY

>>56101865
AND VICKY 2.0

>>56101789

Because ipods blow dick.

>>56101875
AND VICKY 3.0

>>56101893
VICKY 3.0? Did another chink broad fuck up or are you doing in with the meme?

So, does anyone order some of these chink products to then resell?

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What is the wackiest shit you have bought from china?

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>>56101838
Reposting since I didn't get an answer last thread, are these good cards for the price? I'm thinking about picking one up since they're on sale.

>>56101940

butt stuff

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>>56101940
A dead yamcha figurine.

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http://www.gizchina.com/2016/08/15/xiaomis-225-washing-machine-real/

Why haven't you bought one yet /csg/?

>>56101993
Lurk more

>>56101993
Whats this? A microSD card? And it has a little shark on it. Haha how jaunty!

>>56102058
Are you going to post this every thread?

>>56102058

Maybe if some anons order them and they're good we can make them a meme and call them sharks!

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>>56101993

>he doesn't use le monkee face :^D

http://www.gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_347102.html?wid=21

>>56102236
Fuck offfffffffffffff

Alright. As promised on Friday, here is my home made flashlight.
http://imgur.com/a/HXY32
Everything except the heat sink has been purchased on eBay for <$2.

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>>56101940

>>56102284
Why don't you just read the fucking threads or search in the archive before asking redundant questions

>>56102343
or just lurk for literally a second.

>>56102278
Why isn't le monkey face a meme too?

>>56101924

are you going to post this in every thread?

>>56102278
>le monkey face
you mean lemon key face

Any good masturbators that people have experience with? Like pocket pussies type thing

>>56102843
Baby mouth car

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>>56102291
Here's a preview of the light if you don't care for the album/full review. It's actually price/lumen competitive with the $6 flashlights you can buy prebuilt.

>>56102843
A few anons have bought the $2 tenga myself included, I don't know if I would say it's good but for $2 it's hard to complain.

>>56102856
I've seen that one. Is it any good? Also

>baby mouth

why

>>56102877
>baby mouth why
no idea
also alot of people seem to like it. So it seems pretty damn good

>>56102857
>>56102291
seems like a really cool project.
is it hard to hold?

Any good opo screen replacements on AX?

Also I know my second question isn't tech related but have any of you guys ordered athletic shoes/clothing from these chink sites?

Does AliE policies protect you against chinks lowering the price of products you haven't received?

>>56102946
It's a little awkward because you hold the battery pack, but it's usable.

>>56102863
>A few anons have bought the $2 tenga myself included, I don't know if I would say it's good but for $2 it's hard to complain.
Is that even safe though? Aren't you afraid of dick cancer

>>56102999
I am currently waiting for a konata cosplay and emoji mask from AX. I'll let the thread know how they are.

>>56101865
SEND VICKY DICK PICS

>>56103030
Did I say you could reply to my post?

>>56101993
Only get them from the ali seller that shows pics wiht blacked out fingers the other stores sell all fakes.

>>56103022
Tengas are legit safe

Unless you get some fake toxic shit

>>56103082
alot of the tengas on ali are fake.

>>56102856
Now you can have one for the car and one for your AIRCRAFT nigga.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Baby-Pussy-Vagina-Fake-Ass-Male-Masturbator-Aircraft-Cup-Virgin-Girl-Anal-Vaginal-Oral-Sex-Masurbation/32590169191.html

>>56103082
The tengas on aliexpress are fakes though

>>56103135
>baby pussy vagina
oh my fucking god.

>>56103022
Well it's been over a month since I used it and my dick feels fine, why even ask for a onahole here if you are so worried about it? go to /jp/s general if you want quality.

>>56103082
>avoiding toxic women for a toxic egg

>>56103158
AX has great onas, as long as their not big brand onaholes.

It's the BM800 a"True Condenser" microphone? or a "Electrec Condenser"?

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91 cent key knife arrived. Probably not especially sharp but good enough. Replacing a similar SwissTech key multitool that I've had for years.

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>>56103138
>http://imgur.com/a/HXY32
Fake but don't smell like cancer so probably aren't

>>56103184
>Condenser

And yes you need phantom power for it.

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>>56103155
they all say baby virgin pussy vagina cunt this one says AIRCRAFT

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>>56103163
deep kek

Fuck I've got like 10 items 'shipped' by gaybeast and a handful of aliexpress sellers and NONE of them want to track.

How long before shit starts coming up on tracker? Five+ days?

>>56103297
link?

>>56103135

>received today, felt good

Frank M. you fucking boss you.

>>56103066

gearbest ain't fakes you dumb nigger

>>56103401
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2015-New-1Piece-Mini-Key-Knife-Fold-Key-Pocket-Knife-Key-Chain-Knife-Peeler-Portable-Camping/32628932100.html

>>56103392
Yes, 5+ days is normal

Some of them won't get info until they get to the country they'll be shipped from

>>56103184
>>56103345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXhfFtKHXEo

It actually looks like there are different versions. If you get one with a battery inside it's an electret and you won't need phantom power.

>>56103392
Tracking is fake if it goes past tracking in china anyways, just be patient and your packages will come.

>>56101940
these
http://www.gearbest.com/home-gadgets/pp_275261.html?wid=21
ive framed them

considering buying a second pair to actually wear
tho im a size 12 shoe so i think chinky socks might be too small

>>56103603
Could you show insides of them look?

Also post links to good and cheap chink backpacks and watches

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lets see how long this takes. second order from ali.

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>>56101940
Maybe not the wackiest... but I have it at hand.

>>56103652
english pls

>>56103680
Can you show how insides of them look?

Also post links to good and cheap chink backpacks and watches

>>56103690
lithuanian pls

>>56103677
The sheer about of bullshit in this is amazing. I want one.

>>56103703
Ar galite parodyti, kaip vidiniuose jų atrodo?

Taip pat skelbti nuorodas į geras ir pigus įskilimas kuprinės ir laikrodžiai

>>56103652
I can recommend this model:
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Locallion/2028142290.html

Excellent day trip hike / bike / lightweight EDC bag.

But this is surely NOT the cheapest listing. Look around.

That said, I've bought >20 backpacks off Aliexpress now (many also for family that was too lazy or has no credit card - which is possible here, we operate more on debit cards locally).

And almost all of them were adequate to good for their price.

auto wifi hotspot turn off on miui when

>>56103729
australian pls

>>56103734 (cont'd)
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/shoppingbackpack/32665956946.html
Another good model. This is my usual shopping backpack and occasional hiking one - a bigger model than the Locallion.

Big in two compartments, broad straps with a good shape for somewhat heavier loads, water resistant to an extent (not fully waterproof but tight fabric and also plastic lining inside make it resist rain for quite a while), robust enough (nothing failed so far and I've packed it with heavy not really properly shaped food cans / rectangular boxes with sharp edges and what not.

But I have it in black, and again there must be listings that are cheaper. I got it for around $20 or so, back then.

>>56102482

I don't know. Its only $0.50 more than the shark.

>>56103526
>>56103423


except I went ePacket on all the stuff cuz I'm leaving this country before the free shipping would have delivered it.

>>56103672
>punisher tee

fucking neckbeard

>>56102856
>>56102877

>baby mouth

Is it possible to safely get that through customs?

>>56103867
believe it or not yes.

>>56103884

>baby pussy vagina

Would you be put on a list?

>>56103867
Sex toys aren't usually a problem with customs.

The first sex toy thing you can expect to possibly get stuck in customs is like big BDSM play furniture.

>>56103897
no, i dont think they say what it is on the package.

>>56103867
Just avoid anything with hardcore lolicon on box or sex dolls with tiny tits.

>>56103672
Cancel those earphones, they're shit.

Get a Moxpad for that price, you fucking pleb.

>>56103867
Remember to request "no box" ordering onaholes. Sex toys are no problem but loli box art is a no-no.

>>56103838
If it's an LX000000000CN tracking code, it wouldnt really do regular scans. It'll usually be 'left China" and then Delivered.

Usually takes 4-10 business days to AU since 'received by overseas carrier', dunno where you are though breh.

>>56103677

Where? This is amazing.

>>56103902
Will those 'full size' child-sized sex dolls go through fine?

They're the only ones cheap enough that I can afford.

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Ordered some bike gloves, arrived today.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Coolchange-2016-Summer-Half-Finger-Cycling-Gloves-Nylon-Mountain-Bike-Gloves-Breathable-Sport-Bicycle-Gloves-Guantes/32645794074.html

>>56103992
comfy?
anything special?

>>56103992
So what do you think?

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LAMY Safari fountian pen knockoff
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>>56103705
>>56103970
Yep, that's why I immediately bought it when I saw it.

I can't seem to find out where exactly I got this though. Might have been DX, Banggood, Tinydeal or Aliexpress. It wasn't Gearbest or Geekbuying or Everbuying or Merimobiles.

I'll have another look, but don't hope for too much.

>>56104083
I have one kind of flimsy but writs great.

>>56103971
nigga

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>>56103999
>>56104009
Pretty comfy. Better quality gloves than what's offered for $30-40+ at the shops around here. Ordered the XLs based on the chart, they feel a little tight but they'll stretch with wear.

Only complaint would be the usual spandex used in bike gloves, it catches on velcro pretty easily.

>>56103971
onahole general on /jp has gone into great deatail on legailty.

Does anyone has the vr headset bobovr z4 or the z4 mini? I'm thinking about buying one but idk if the headphone are ok or is there any difference between them minus the headphone. thk

>>56104188
holy fuck
is a pleasure meeting you Mr. Missing Link

>>56103971
Hm, I don't actually know.

Probably also one of these things that is illegal in some countries and legal in others.

>>56104207
Seems stupid - why not get the Z3 and use your IEM / headphones that you presumably already have picked?

It's presumably also what you do for all other media and games.

>>56104293
isn't the z4 mini better than the z3? also I will using my audio technica headphone so I was just wondering if anyone has tried it.

Can someone recommend a quad-copter with a cam under $75. I want one to explore my dad's property so it will need to be able to fly kind of high. I saw an anon many threads ago with one and he posted about his.

topkek at the "back to school offers"

It's either the regular prices or even higher ones

>>56103971
Depends where you're from, I'm from canada and lolis are hard to get through the borders. If its anything with a sexualised little girl the cops will knocking at your door later if they find it.

>ordered a tablet on July 7th
>arrived at local post office on July 13th
>still didnt receive shit
>no post office here has it
>complain to gearbest
>they ask me to wait until September 7th
>i threaten them with a chargeback

Currently waiting for a response

>>56104414
>they ask me to wait until September 7th
Gearbest, ladies and gentlemen!

>>56102295

That shirt is strong as fuark.

>>56104427

I asked for a full refund or for another tablet, or they will be hearing from my bank

>>56104414
>>56104427
stop being a retard bitch boi

>>56104495
this famalam

>>56104495

kys senpai desu

Does anyone have a link to driving gloves on aliexpress? I want to live out my autistic driver fantasies.

>>56104414
>still complaining about this shit

please just fuck off from this general and kys asap

>>56104628

>insulting people about not wanting to be taken for a fool

You must enjoy being a cuck

>>56104658
>ordering chink shit and not waiting atleast 90 days

I hope gearbest doesn't refund you for being an obnoxious cunt

>>56104658
>Cuck

>>56104671

Cuck detected. Enjoy being a doormat

>>56104658
>ordering shit from gaybeast without using paypal
>being an impatient little shit
>shitting on the general everyday

Its your fault cuckoboi

>>56104671

Either trolling or actual cuck that gets spitted on by the chinks and pretends it's raining

>>56104704
>>56104671

Holy shit what a cuck>>56104671

>>56104671

top cuck

>>56104717
Stop spamming.

>>56104733
>>56104704

off yourselves, cucks

Holy shit this thread got derailed when someone actually stood up for themselves and didn't let the chinks walk all over them.

>hurr we must wait at least 6 months before we ask for a refund
>honey, go prep the bull

>>56104783
>standing up for themselves
>here
do it on AX or gear.

>>56104786

I did.

Waiting for the chinks to respond.

But, then again, you should call their bluff when they ask you to wait 2 months.

They shit their pants when you threaten them with chargeback

>>56104414
Let me break down what this retard did wrong.
Bout form GB did not use paypal.
Got an expensive tablet, too cheap to get a 1$ taking code.
DId not get shipping insurance when he did not use paypal. Yea its a scam, but if you do not use paypal no guarantees about your money.
Does not wait at least 2 moths before complying witch is standard for chiks shit. Sometimes packages get forgotten somewhere.
And the last one, complying here like we can do shit for him.

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>>56101940
This shirt. Got it last week. How are my energy levels looking, /csg/?

>>56104940
oh my fucking god.

Chuwi Hi8 pro sale for $75 USD
ended up grabbing one, shame about the month wait to ship though
http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_343663.html

>>56104940
Is there a please clap at the back ?

>>56104965

is it any good?

>>56104965
>http://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_343663.html
thats fuckin cool.

>>56104971
No

>>56104985
0/10

>>56104974
>>56104965

Techtablets says it has screen and battery issues

http://techtablets.com/chuwi-hi8-pro/

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>>56104940

¡Yeb!

Jaxman E2 Nichia 219B 5700k $16 yea or nay?

>>56104965
I ordered one off of gb to burgerland and got it in like 5 days, what shipping are you using for it?

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Love coming home to orders. 20000mAh Aukey power bank $35AU, $30AU chink portable SSD, does seem on the small side though so I'll check speeds and capacity and post.

>>56102295
link

>>56105034
Can't see the point... get a Convoy?

how do you kill the time of snail mail from china?

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>>56105162
Also got these last week. 40L backpack, okay quality with plenty of pockets $38AUD. Gasless lighter that runs on battery, creates an arc to ignite things $18AUD fucking love this thing. iPad is there for size comparison. Also recieved bunch of carabineers. Will do the job I need them for which is nothing as of now. Thanks for inspiring me to buy shit I don't need /csg/.

>>56105165
High CRI
No piss yellow hot spot either.

>>56105162
>20000mAh Aukey power bank $35AU
Oh fuck you
Gearbest was cancelling orders to australia because of new battery import safety laws

How did you sneak this one through customs

>>56105153

Is it any good?

>>56105172
Keep shoppan until everyday you receive at least 1 package a day.

>>56105204
> High CRI
Various Cree also have high CRI. Not sure how high you need of course, are you going to take photos or something?

> No piss yellow hot spot either.
What is piss yellow on which torch?

>>56105218
eBay bro, I paid for it and read afterwards that can't get them through customs. I was pissed because I thought I wouldn't get it. Left it for a bit, here it is 3 weeks or so later. Solid quality. Going to try a Xiao Mi from Ali next.

>>56105223

I do this and it works really well.

What's the best "tracked mail" for gearbest?
Switzerland post? Netherlands post? Or EU&US?

>>56105302
All of them are crap. Sometimes it werks, sometimes it doesn't

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So I've been waiting for about 4 weeks now on a package of lithium batteries, usb power bank case, some steel tools, and a few laser pointers. Figured most stuff from gearbest ships by now so I look at the tracking info and see this

Whats up, did they just throw out my package? why? Do I need to contact gearbest or NetherlandPost or something?

I live in the US btw, not sure whats going on

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>>56105377
the whole order

>>56105377

they probably thought you are a terrorist

>>56105377
I would recommend contacting gearbest about it.

>>56105302
Switzerland or NL post for me.

>>56105390
don't get your hopes up on chink lasers. Apparently they can lie about the wattage.

Good luck on getting your sheared bolts out though. What are you working on? A car?

>>56105377
> I live in the US btw, not sure whats going on
Probably someone attempted to get those batteries onto a domestic airplane freight flight or something?

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>>56105272
I want to simulate daylight all night every night with zero downtime. I want to alternate battery replacements with two - one mounted on each side of my head. I have a bunch of 18650 laptop pulls but I see they also have an E3 model that takes 1xAA so that may be more comfortable. Piss yellow hot spot CREE XM-L2 U2 and maybe other XM-L2. Disgusting.

>>56105433
honestly just got the lasers so I can use the batteries for something.

got the the reverse bits just in case, good thing its not urgent. I've hacked up too many good things with a dremel just cause I've never had an extractor set.
I figure the socket gizmo is ingenious if it works. If it doesn't oh well.

I'm glad I got the insurance on this order, I feel like I might actually get this stuff after all. opened a gearbest ticket, will report

>>56105555
mirin those digits

>>56104188
Was your boyfriend complaining about your hands being too callused for you to jerk him off?

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>>56101993

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>>56101993
Just

Bought some knives off Gb, should be here within 2 weeks now. A fold blade for edc and fixed to blade just because I liked the look of it. Thinking of grabbing a torch, any micro USB rechargeable CREE torches? Heard they go pretty well.

>>56105599
you know its good cause theres a shark. It's jaunty

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>>56101993
buy

>>56105555
Those bits are made out of 100% genuine chinesium. They'll last you exactly 11 minutes before shattering. Best of luck, but in the tool world, you really do get what you pay for.

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>>56101993
the

>>56105390
>2.1A USB charger
Hope it doesn't burn up.
>405nm 301 laser pointer
>"405"nm blue
Get some SCT-Orange safety glasses. Seriously.
>532nm
Stray invisible infrared light can cause damage without you noticing until it's too late.

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>>56101993
meme!

>>56105635
you know its good. IT HAS A JAUNTEY LIL SHARKY

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>tfw opening new chink shit

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Found the newer shark feet

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Ordered a K40 laser cutter yesterday from GB.

Intend to upgrade to RAMPS 1.4 as soon as possible. Going to add also a z-axis in future.

Cost 350e including shipping inside EU so no need to worry about customs.

>>56105649
how is it that both the blue and the purple are 405nm?

is that just the chinks blatently lying?
thanks for the tips, I've never really handled lasers more powerful than the cheapo red laser pens of 10 years ago.
Are the sct-orange glasses the same as commonly sold laser protection glasses? or are they just for uv exposure? or infrared? or both?

>>56105690
GB being Great Britain in this case.

>>56105722
>http://ilaen.ru/tablet-pcs/pp_343663.html
>http://ilaen.ru/
>.ru

Enjoy losing your money to CCCP putin faggots.

Any chinkshit that will fill the emptiness inside of me?

Hey guys, relatively new to /csg/, is it okay to order cables(e.g. hdmi, displayport, etc) and adapters for such cables from China, or will the China-man be laughing all the way to the bank while I'll be stuck with a useless piece of wire?

>>56105722
Is still >>56104965, but now with referral...

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I just had to try those out!

>>56105789
There are plugs for that.

Or maybe get a Yicam 2 and go out and shoot some video underwater and on a mountain and stuff. Usually makes people happy.

>>56105792
Cables are no problem.

>>56105789
all chinkshit does that. Find a six cent rubber duck and fill the void until it fades into a white hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>56105792
is ok but look for these "brands", these are the good ones:
Orico
Team Wolf
Ugreen
Aukey
Old Shark
>>56105789
tea

>>56105162
>20000mAh Aukey power bank $35AU
That's still pretty expensive

i reviewed the gearbest app and i didnt get good boy points

>>56104364
Here's some footage from the FPV camera which comes with the XK X250 Alien. The actual footage is a fair bit sharper than this weebm, but the rolling shutter effect is still there because there's no vibration damping for the camera mount. Note as well that trying to actually fly FPV is an exercise in futility as the camera is permanently pointed down at about a 35 degree angle, so it's only really useful for trying to frame your shots. Also this may just be my unit, but it only seems to actually record clips about half the time. Control range is about 100m.

The quadcopter itself flies absolutely beautifully and looks great too. For $75 I'd suggest getting the version without a camera, get a Mate 808 keychain camera (get this from a reputable seller domestically because there's a high probability of getting a fake if you buy direct from China) and mount it to the quad with rubber bands and a bit of foam. If you need more than 100m control range pick up an X6 Tarantula transmitter which will give about 300m out of the box and can be extended further by soldering an RP-SMA antenna onto it, though this is slightly pointless since you won't be able to see it that far away.

>>56105873
That stooped being a thing a few months ago.

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>>56105889
ffs forgot weebm

>>56105390
Reminds me, I'm a dutchfag and Ali wont even let me order laser pointers :^(

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>>56105722

Links for 6 cent rubber ducks?

>>56105805
Let us know how the desk lamp is anon. If it's decent, I'll be buying one.

>>56105720
There's a relatively cheap 2x16340 one on AE that's "purple", "405nm", "blue", and "violet" with no other choices. IDK.

Read through
http://laserpointerforums.com/f44/cheap-safety-glasses-tested-71621.html
>The warnings(that are printed on the inside of the box), specifically say "do not use for laser protection".
Might be a CYA thing.
You decide.

I'm really upset with gearbest's ticket system
I've been trying to get in contact with them for 5 days. Tried 4 browsers, 2 operating systems, 2 computers and their ticket submission form is still broken as fuck.
Tried their live chat, guy said he'd send me an email- never came.

Anyone got a working setup for their ticket system so I can see if there's something else?

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>>56105672

>>56105672

reminds me of this Teclast assembly line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFNm23xwP0c

>>56105949
>with no other choices
I mean no options. That's literally what it's listed as. Maybe they have a bunch of laser diodes with different wavelengths and don't bother about it.

Should i get teclast x98 plus 2 for 120 $ ?
I need tablet for youtube and shitposting purposes.

also what the difference between plus and pro ?

>>56103415
lurk moar

>>56103392
if the trackers dont work after 10 days open up dispute, you might get free shit.
wont work on gaybeast though.

>>56103415

oh i see you have a meme.

>>56105834
How much is a good price for that? Aukey, Anker and Vinsic are pretty decent brands from what I've researched on them. That seemed to be around the average price of those brands for that capacity.

>more factory tours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOJcpswlxJI

>>56105921
Expired ages ago, fuckwit. Keep up.

>>56105162
What's the capacity of the portable SSD?

>>56105964
I think I found the issue; gearbest's JS doesn't like cockli addresses I think

I see a couple of you guys buying powerful lasers. What purpose do they serve, exactly?

>>56106152
It also could be that I have overlapping gearbest accounts and it fucks up their database if I try and use the wrong account.

>>56106162
Making you blind.

>>56106162
Precision burning.

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For me, there's no reason to ever not buy chink phones now.

Doogee has been my go-to for bottom barrel chink phones. Bought an X5 a long time ago for my mom for $50, she's never complained about anything besides the battery life (2300mah).

Recently purchased the Doogee X5 MAX with the same SoC, main differences is the camera is slightly better, 4000mAh battery, fingerprint reader and comes with marshmallow. The UI has almost nothing but stock google with a couple adjustments. The body feels quite durable with the thick metal brace all the way around the body.

I replaced my sister's HTC One M7 with a Xiaomi Redmi 3S. Another 2300mAh battery to 4000mAh in a smaller form factor. My family loves the chinks for giving this kind of battery life.

Redmi Note 3 Pro for myself. Downloading that marshmallow MIUI global ROM right now. These phones are so fucking cheap but they're great phones.

>>56105164
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Star-Trap-T-Shirt-Star-Trek-Weed-Leaf-Galaxy-t-shirt-summer-style-tops-chemise-Casual/32536251266.html

>>56106098
I knew the 3 cents one were kill, but the 6 ones too?

>>56106196
I don't really see it as chinkphones being cheap, it's more that western name brand phones are way overpriced.

I just made my first chink purchase. How do I handle the wait?

>>56106210
Get a car instead
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/vroom/2130041_32700019095.html

>>56106235
The overall packaging of the chink brand phones and general feel of them is better than cheap phones (ie: moto g, moto e).

Cheap western name brand phones are always massively castrated (like moto e having no notification LED wtf) but chinks cram every god damn thing in, like this $50 phone has a good fingerprint reader in it and the Redmi 3S has IR

>>56105889
>>56105898
thanks

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Seller refused my cancellation request with the reason stated as "seller increased price" so I extended the processing time by 113 days

>>56106252
I like ducks better than i like cars

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/1PCS-Wholesale-Price-532nm-5mW-Green-Ray-Beam-Laser-Pointer-Pen-AAA-with-5-Different-Laser/1389919_2012241393.html?spm=a2g01.8041047.0.144.PxZ75o&sdom=101.346.437.0_2012241393

>>56106196
I thought latest global miui 8 is based still on lollipop for the RMN3. Wtf?

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I know shit about wifi antennas. Is more db=better? Is this antenna good?
http://www.gearbest.com/networking-communication/pp_47397.html?wid=21

>>56106356
no

>>56106375
why

i never thought i'd be this excited to be waiting a month for a car i spent 6 cents on

>>56106382
>>>faggot
You did not tell us where you are going to use it and what kinda situation your in.

Thats why NO

>>56106402
To receive as much as possible wifi networks in my flat and/or to extend my routers' wifi range.

>>56105377
Batteries tend to be faked and don't meet safety regulations. They'll bin your package if they find you're bringing them in.

Same shit happens with cheap laptop batteries. The 3rd party manufacturer doesn't build it with the right safety measures in it, then sticks on fake certifications labels on it saying it's passed tests it was never subjected to. Customs and imports will dump a whole 40ft container of batteries if they pull a random sample and find it contains faked labels. They don't even need to test the batteries. Just the fake label is enough to bin the load.

Source: Brother worked customs at an airport in the UK.

>>56106430
>zero info
herp derp i want to use wifi with it - are you retarded?

>>56106482
What the fuck is wrong you fucking idiot? What information's do you need? I bet you have no clue about wifi antennas.

Thank you for your help stupid faggot and now kys.

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Socks are technology.
http://s.aliexpress.com/be2qyMrQ
Will I get cancer from these?

>>56106502
nyo

>>56106502
You will get cancer AND look like a fucking faggot.

>>56106495
how about you tell us about the house your using your wifi, your wifi card model, your router model, are you going to mount that fucking antenna on the computer or the router, wall material of your house, current wifi sn-ratio, what kinda problems you are facing with your current wifi setup.

You are basicly here asking
>http://www.ebay.com/itm/Magic-Mug-Heat-Sensitive-Color-Changing-Coffee-Milk-Tea-Morning-Mug-Cup-Gift-/182023409157?hash=item2a6170ce05:g:es4AAOSw~OVWwB2O
>is this good mug?

Fucking retarded faggot.

>>56105898


STAYARAYA?

>>56106533
Pretty sure that if someone gets those socks looking like a faggot is the objective, anon

>>56106526
>>56106533
Okay, cancer it is, then.
I already have the faggot part down to a T, so that's not a problem.

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New case for the Redmi 3 arrived (left). Much better then my current one which looked and felt great but had no grip whatsoever. It was 1.50 and is well made and cut.
http://s.aliexpress.com/AVzAjYJv

>>56106583
Also, don't use Singapore post. Either regular small China mail packet or China registered. Sing post took 3 weeks to Australia.

>>56105672
I once opened a chink shit package and a (very small) spider came out. Killed it without hesitation

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>>56106288
>Seller refused my cancellation request with the reason stated as "seller increased price"
Same happened for me, I wasn't expecting aliexpress to allow that.

>>56106210
Yes

>>56106537
kys

Should I get screen protector for RN3P or should I just gitgud? If I should, what would /CSG/ recommend?

Opinions on the Ulefone metal?

> Decent processor
> 3GB RAM
> 720p screen
> 4G
> 3000mah battery paired with a 5 inch screen
> Metal
> SD card slot

This all for 95 Euros.

I believe it does support my frequency aswell.


http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ulefone-Metal-Smartphone-4G-TEL-5-inch-HD-1280x720-MTK6753-Octa-Core-Android-6-0-Mobile/32706947642.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.18.DejnW7&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_10,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10049_10017_10059_10058_10060_10061_10062,searchweb201603_9&btsid=7aadb26c-8504-42ed-8546-a20fb61fecb7

>>56106662
In addition to all of those things it also has a fingerprint scanner, is nicely designed and has Gorilla glass and a Sony sensor built in.

I can't sign in to Ali at the moment, anyone else?

>>56106662
Please don't fall for the mediatek meme. Especially since it's an old chipset. It's inefficient and buggy.

>>56106662
>>56106683
Only issues I'd have with it are the camera, processor, and brand. I've heard a decent about of negativity about Ulefone.

If you can handle those 3 being questionable I'd say go for it.

>>56106711
Isn't the MTK 6753 a pretty recent chipset?

Also, i'm not planning on doing heavy gaming. basically just browsing and I need a upgrade over my Lumia 640.

did anyone get the elephone from gearbest for $1?
how many were available?

>>56106743
It's from 2014...

>>56106756
The wiki says it's from Q3 2015.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MediaTek#Smartphone_processors

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I wonder if $800 is much for them, seemed a bit desperate.

Will I get cock cancer if I buy this?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Real-semi-solid-full-body-silicone-sex-dolls-torso-realistic-vagina-and-anus-sex-toys-for/32663984452.html?spm=2114.10010108.1000017.1.0KB3rv

Anyone know of any good toys like this?
>has anyone else bought one?

>>56106811
With this kind of stuff you should really trust the japs, not the chinks.
http://en-nls.com/

>click on female swimsuit pic in aliexpress app
>click x on rest of the swimsuits suggestions
>reload
>get suggestions of make bodybuilders wearing female unerware

Thanks Mr Ali

>>56106767
I might have it mixed up then.
I'd just spend a bit more and get a Redmi 3 Pro (not 3S)

>>56106537
God you're an asshole.

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Absolutely haram.

>>56106792
I would imagine. The market is so saturated, every dime is important. I'd also say that they want to pander to their customers however they can for that sweet sweet feedback

>>56106826

They seem almost twice the price, but I suppose thats what you get for better quality.

I would like a full ass but it seems most sex shops where I live they're $250+

>>56106792
Well, did you not receive it or are you stringing him along for fun?

>>56106865
hopefully he bought enough to for all his wives

>>56106792
>>56106867
Oh and return shipping is probably gonna cost them a bomb. Imagine paying double shipping on an $800 order.

>>56106875
>Shirley
>Him

Does anyone have the $45 solar panel charger from AX?

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In Soviet Russia, item ask about you.

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mfw

>>56106909

fuck oath cunt

ruining some chinese womans life

>>56106909
wtf

>>56102999
Dont buy cheap OPO screen, I have wasted so much on those and it was never worth it. Just pay the 120$ and get your screen replaced by OnePlus, I did that and I got a whole new phone.

>>56106883
>her

>>56106624
Ooh, very nice. Didn't know there was an easy way to raise a complaint with Ali directly. Will do so now.

>>56106909
HAPPENING

>>56106944
http://report.aliexpress.com/health/reportIndex.htm there's url of that.

>>56106908
In Reddit, back there goes you

>>56106909
You fucking saucy dog, you

>>56106909
>reposting leddit
time to go back to discord karpathy

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Got a package from Dong today.
First time the postal service actually required me to sign for a package

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>>56106978
Here's a review for you, salty senpai.

>>56107043
Replacement shell and skates for my old mouse.
Surface has the same rubberized feels as the original, plastic is really sturdy/no squeaking, nice smooth button presses.
Overall I'm more than satisfied with what I got for 10€.

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>>56107103
forgot image

>>56106865
link?

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That's a weird Cell Phone Smartphone I got there. And this yellow sticker again.

>>56106662
Well, my ulefone paris (which I bought for €116) is starting to fall apart in the sense that my power & volume buttons get less responsive every week.
I'd check lots of reviews to make sure it's a good phone.

>>56106909
Good luck, don't get chinked.

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>>56106909
Tell her you can send her money and later marry to get her into your country~

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stinky chinky shit arrived
probably shouldn't have bought this usb cable, I hope it doesn't burn down my house
a big mousepad is awesome, gonna need some time to flatten though
the xiaomi mascot is too cute so I couldn't resist, going to be holding my xiaomi 3S phone
and 8gb meme card because why not, gotta buy 64 and 128 next and I'll have them all

>>56103018
make a guide

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Let's all try to get chink gf/bf via customer support chat and the one who gets a date first gets a free 64gb shark

>>56107186
article 50 when

>>56106792
did you received it or not you cunt

>>56107254
>falling for catfish
>falling for catfish at the other side of the world

>>56107254
>been standing in the middle of Shanghai for 3 hours now
>want to text her to ask where she is
>account deleted
>chinked again

>>56106826
>http://en-nls.com/
>>56107148

You've bought from nls before?

I can't seem to find any pictures with size on them - its very hard to tell what is 10cm for example or 20cm

>>56107254
Just get your ass on culturepals

>>56107279
I've bought from NLS before. It's difficult to tell sizes, and most of them are for asian sized penises.
Don't they have dimensions on there? I thought they did.

But go for big. Big western dicks need big onaholes

>>56107279
Yeah, I bought one hole. Its good, I can get pictures if you want. Most of them are at least 20cm, and stretch anyway. Shipping can be expensive though, for a $28 hole, a warmer (which I don't recommend, its useless) and a bottle of Peace's I paid $55 in total, with shipping.

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are there any /csg/-worthy usb drives out there?

>>56107331
USB3 or 2? For 2 pretty much anything that's not outrageously low priced will be fine.

>>56107279
If you want more information about onaholes you can read the /jp/ guide: http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
It should have a section about bigger stuff like whole asses and such.

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About to pull the trigger on this two watches, brown for me and black for my girl, opinions? will we get wirst chink cancer?
http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Luxury-Geneve-Silver-Stainless-Steel-Round-Dial-PU-Leather-Quartz-Business-Dress-Wrist-Watch-Wristwatches-Gift/32500955632.html?spm=2114.17010208.99999999.261.Dmv9ek
http://es.aliexpress.com/item/Luxury-YAZOLE-Brand-Rome-Dial-Black-White-Genuine-Leather-Dress-Wristwatches-Wrist-Watch-Bracelet-for-Women/32681601408.html?spm=2114.17010208.99999999.264.Dmv9ek

>>56107395
The fake leather straps on cheap chink watches are absolutely shit. They are like coated cardboard. I had one 2 dollar watch with similar strap, and the strap broke in a month from daily use.

>>56107357
lets say USB3 then

>>56105390
They your package away because of the lasers

>>56106556
Kill yourself.

Bangood fixed their laggy promo page
http://www.banggood.com/10annvcheckin.html

>>56107450
is there a way to cheat the facebook thing like last time

>>56107450
This looks overly complicated...

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>>56107450
wtf am I supposed to use all these coins on

>>56107489
Spin the wheel, also how did you get 117 so fast?

>>56107506
won 100 coins + checking in and sharing

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>>56107489
Exchange to coupons or products.

>>56107421
I've been looking for a new USB because my current one is writing at around 10MB/s even though it's meant to be USB 3.0

New thread when

>>56107511
You can do 10 spins per day, so that takes 70 coins. Just use up all your spins today and tomorrow. If you win 100 again just keep spinning 10 a day and hope for the best I'd say.

>>56107109
Nice find, anon. Didn't expect to see SS mouse shells here

>>56103032
>send vicky's dick pics
fixed for feminine penis justice

is that good boy points guide floating around?

>>56107801
kek

>>56107801
If ultrasonic shit actually worked they'd use it in places with mosquito problems.

Ultrasonic works sometimes- on mice perhaps, but they very quickly get used to the sound and just ignore it.

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>>56107810
>Be a good boy
>Receive good boy points
>???
>Profit

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Is my package in cargoship or something?

Received my mega order of car LEDs today, installed the tails and interior LEDs this afternoon. Was too excited to take before/after shots

Will post more tomorrow, but I can tell you now that the red bulbs are at least twice as bright as the ones they replaced.

Link for the red ones: http://s.aliexpress.com/fMvuIn63

NUBREDWEN

>>56107810
>buy products from gearbest
>review products from gearbest
>video reviews get most good boy points
>eventually they will send you a message asking them to shill them on various review sites, follow the instructions they give you
>after that wait a week and ask them if there is anything else you can do to earn good boy points, they will tell you to download and shill their android app
>they may randomly ask you to review a specific delivery, just follow the instructions and resist the urge to meme in your response

>>56107933
I don't understand 'meme in your response'.
Pretend I'm new to /g/.

>>56107820
ultrasound and pretty much any non-chemical repellents don't work against mosquitoes because they're too stupid to avoid things that kill them.

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>>56107933
>eventually they will send you a message asking them to shill them on various review sites, follow the instructions they give you
And remember just reply only A to that first message, or you are screwed.

Hey csg, i made a modified version of csg where we can talk about how our shit has aged and what we use it for.

Thoughts?

>>56107943

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Got it from Gaybeast for $3.86 (with my GoodGoy points). It's just awesome, highly recommending it: http://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_238095.html

>>56107976

good idea, but maybe it would be a good thing to post in this thread for people to reply to - and be part of the news instead

/csg/ is a bit slow sometimes and maybe the incorporation of your idea may help liven it up a bit

>>56107976
no just talk about it here.

>>56107976
Why can't we just talk about that here?

>>56108015
>>56108008
Here is where we talk about what to buy and post interesting finds.

That thread is where we talk about things we've owned for a while.

You don't have to post there if you don't want to, just thought it would be an interesting idea...

>>56108005
I wanted to link csg to the op but this thread is past bump limit and I can't do the news competently from mobile to start a new one

>>56107976
Uh, no? Just talk about it here you dumb shit

>>56107891
BENIS :DDDD
t. mämmi

>>56103389

Is that a crack pipe?

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last time i ordered from goybest it took 8 days to get to my house, am i being chinked?

>>56108085
Registered shipping or just chink shipping