/csg/ - Chink Shit General

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Is it good to buy chinese wall chargers? Are they made to spec or should I just buy third party?

>>56090468
Buy 3rd party chink charger.

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Got some stuff.

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>yfw your package arrives in your country

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>>56090511
Double glass cup, for my morning coffee. Its nice but it smelled like cancer It needed a week to smell nice.

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>>56090511
Csg pillow case, its kind of to big 42x42 i did not measure how big it was. Gona have to find bigger pillow to fill it up.

Got one of these http://www.gearbest.com/multimeters-fitting/pp_399825.html

Its made of high quality chinese carbon fiber aka plastic, came with 2 batteries, is pretty nice for being that cheap. There were some other models but the price would have put my order over the fingol tax threshold of 22euros or so.

>>56090543
Link for custom pillowcase?

>>56090341
It's pretty good for 1 dollar

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>>56090511
Some chink boxers. Nice kind of small on the package, but good for the 3.5$ a pice, nice Versace branding.
Got a Q5 but not tested yet.
>>56090559
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Shark/32512307425.html

>>56090582
where to get boxers?

>>56090543
Sleeping with the fishes

>>56090603
https://everythingaliex.com/2016/06/07/sellers-guide/
From one of the sellers here not shire witch they got updated.

>>56090468
Tronsmart and BlitzWolf are great chink chargers

how safe is buing from gearbest with a debit card? do the chinks really steal info? i've seen some claims that CC info got stolen from banggood, but havent read about DC info leaking and unauthorized payments being done.

oh jeez BG's roll to win is so fucking slow, I feel like im back on 1999 internet.

>>56090706
Just use paypal. It take 5 min to set up.

>>56090677
I'd avoid BlitzWolf. I woke up to the smell of burning coming from both my S4 and BlitzWolf 5 port charger. The S4 was fixable with a new charging board, but the charger was done for.

>>56090706
Just use PayPal

>>56090719
all my relatives are dumb as fuck and my personal card is somehow not accepted there, the only option is for me to transfer money to them and then pay using their cards :^)

>>56090734
Well you CC info will be safe, but your refund capabilities will be gimped. Since you cant threaten GB whit paypal refund.

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-Professional-Magic-Cube-3x3x3-Cubo-Magico-Puzzle-Speed-Cube-Classic-Toys-Learning-Education-For-children/32661924667.html

Bought a $2 Chink Rubik's cube today

>>56090762
and if it happens that i do have a relative who lives two thousand kilometers away BUT haves paypal, will my goods get shipped to the paypal address or the one I specified in the fill out form?

>>56090791
The one you specified

>>56090791
The one you specified

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Bought a Sputnik-1 poster. It's a bit small but I love the retro look.

>>56090824
link ?

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>>56090543
>be out
>meet cute boy
>it's going great
>a couple of drinks and clumsy attempts at hypnotic suggestion later, I agree to come back to his for netflix and chill
>start getting down to business on the couch
>it's going great, he's surprisingly competent
>decide to move things to the bedroom
>see pillowcase
>what is this, anon
>"i-it's an image of a budget Micro SD card with the abbreviation for chink shit general on it, a subreddit where people get together for good deals for chinese electronics and casual racism"
>mfw

>>56090828
http://s.aliexpress.com/UfM3ueUN

>>56090734
Create PP account.
Fund PP account.
Pay with PP account fund.

>>56090832
Its a cute shark pillow dont you like it. It seamed nice so i got it. :^)

>>56090847
by there i meant paypal

[spoiler]it's a maestro card[/spoiler]

>>56090832
They'll most likely think it's a childish toy. but no one cares about that nowadays. So the situation you're sketching is not going to happen.

>>56090832
Shoo shoo stinky chinky.

>>56090543
Fuck it's cheap and I can put a waifu on it? How much would an inner pillow for one of these cost?

>>56090771
>>Buying slum tier generic shitty cube
>>Not going for Moyu Master Race
>>Not even going for Shengshou Poor's Master Race

You disappoint me anon.

>>56090832
>subreddit

>>56090543
What kind of printing method do they use?

>>56090853
I do, actually. I really do. Unfortunately I'm a married oldfag and there's no way I could get something like that. I'm just jealous really.

>>56090832
I think its a decorative pillow cushion for your couch

>>56090706
>>56090734
>>56090791
how come there are so many stupid kids on /csg/ who don't know basic things like how PayPal works? Are they trying to maximise what they can get on their parent's allowance? If you can't work out PayPal then you have no right to call your relatives stupid, you dumb little shitbag.

>>56090877
another few buks, depending of what kind of filling you want probably. The chiks can probably fill it for you if you ask.
And its not soft cotton its linen so beware of that. The back is blank as well.
>>56090888
No clue.

>>56090899
>t. an angry nigger who doesnt read the thread

my CARd is a MAESTRO which is No T accepted by paypal or anywhere out of my count ry

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Is there a way to charge my chinkpad with a powerbank?

Also anyone ever heard of Avexir or axpro SSDs?

Read on the other threads about not buying a Redmeme 3 because Redmeme 4 is about to be released.
How long does it take between Xiaomeme announcement and being able to find it in chink stores?

>>56090928
have they announced the note version of Redmeme 4?

>>56090921
go to the bank and get a visa or masster card. Or ask for car for internet shopping. Just do its worth it to be safe.

>>56090937
Not that I'm aware.
They didn't even announce the Redmeme 4 yet, did they?

>>56090921
>I have a Maestro so it's completely impossible to switch to another account or card type even though banks allow it and sometimes encourage it with rewards!
>my parents did it all for me and I need to transfer money across the country to my "stupid relatives" so they can buy things but I'm not a little kid!! HELP ME WITH BASIC ADULT THINGS /CSG/

This is you right now, make a meeting with your bank and sort it out like a man instead of complaining here you little shit.

>>56090957
No, I don't think so. I've seen it being mentioned on /csg/ a few times in the context of "don't buy a redmeme3, wait for 4", but nothing else. Let me search for this on the official site or blog or whatever.

>>56090921
>>My card doesn't work with PP so there's NO WAY I can use PP. EVER!

Stupid 4chinks never cease to amaze me.

checkmate you win im acc 13 ban me hiroshimoot

you cant make assumptions like that based of this little information lad

>>56091019
if you're not underage then you're a helpless manchild who needed your parents to do your banking for you well into adulthood. Which one is it?

>>56090884
This.

I want one of these.
Are these things dangerous?
I absolutely have no need for it, should I buy it anyway?
http://www.gearbest.com/indoor-lights/pp_312049.html

>>56090468
Buy Orico.

>>56091043
That's an insult to us manchildren out here, been doing my own banking for a long time.

>>56090771
>not getting a 5x5 cube
Pleb.

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>>56090884
Thanks for the advice

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tfw the chinks fuck up your order and actually deliver a better product than the one you paid for

ordered a Aukey 3 port 60W USB power supply http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32657057890.html
but received the 4 port 80W version http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32657101939.html

It is well made (solid block of plastic) and works really well (charges at 2A per device even when all four ports are populated)
Am pretty confident that my house won't burn down within the next week

also ordered a set of micro-USB cables (2x0.3m 3x1m) http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32659372902.html
the cable is much thicker than cheaper ones but still flexible and the plugs fit perfectly in all my devices
really worth paying the extra money compared to shitty ones

>>56091103
>if meet u
Better not fuck with that store.

>>56091104
>really worth paying the extra money compared to shitty ones
This ought to go in the wiki or infographic or whatever the fuck we're using to make our collective knowledge slightly less ephemeral. There are many things worth chinking out on; USB cables are not one of them.

>>56091103
You may want to check for YJ Guanglong too.
It's almost the same price as Shengshou but many claim it's way better.

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>>56091104
second package that arrived today is a LiitoKala Lipo-charger and power supply
http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32674017512.html

it can handle a variety of cells and is recommended by a lot of flashlight nerds
I couldn't test it yet since I'm still waiting for a new thinkpad battery
so I can dismantle the old one and get those sweet 18650s

>>56091132
You can go pretty cheap and still get decent low name cables
http://www.gearbest.com/samsung-cables-adapters/pp_333822.html
Got this for 1.31 after using points.

>>56091132
Yep especially since even the good ones aren't that expensive, they were $1.32 each in this set of 5

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Revised /csg/ approved YouTube channel list, all dead channels removed:

Dirty Reviews - nice accent and definitely started off the shark meme
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNEcL1eSr7FeA4RMQE6UXxg

Unbiased Tech Reviews - proud child molester, had his leg reattached after an accident, trolls /csg/ repeatedly pretending his chink shit exploded and caused his leg to fall off
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMJC5HmfOQR6EQ3it37L88Q

Comfy Tech Reviews - hosted the /csg/ podcast (RIP), most well-known for BM-800 reviews
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZzcBC-YrD-PPupuJVblRpg

BigCliveDotCom - the myth, the legend, tears apart chink shit to see if you'll kill you in your sleep
https://www.youtube.com/user/bigclivedotcom

OneBoxing Video Reviews - no narration reviews with cheesy music, likes his referral links and shilling for free stuff
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiiqKt1Vu-PWJi_IakmWemQ

GeeekyStuff - boring voice but in-depth reviews of chink shit especially dash cams and obscure chink phones/tablets
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdt2o-hQ3BF-lc1z58ZY2mw

TechTablets - used to shill here then sold out when the jewtube money flooded in. Still a good resource for chinky tablet reviews.
https://www.youtube.com/user/hendrickson

Fyodor Dostomedsky - an arthouse experiment to see how unrelated and weird video reviews can be before Gearbest rejects them
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkf-fzryH0zwCaYCJFGnxWw

Awful China Loot Reviews - famously unwatchable rambling reviews filmed with no lighting
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaJ3EdxM9skBDoGP2SlMRDQ

/csg/ reviews - Canadian reviewer, reviews of chink TV boxes and computer cases
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmkT2j2RiZUx-oNP2DRBbzQ

>>56091180
I don't know if I'd call Rock low name in fairness.
>Rock
>Aukey
>Orico
>Old Shark
>Xiaomeme

All make good quality cables in my experience.

>>56091250
stop shilling yourself dirty you lying little fuck
go find another website on which to spam your referral links

>>56091255
if you add Ugreen this is pretty much the complete list to quality chink cables

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>>56091276
I'll keep doing it purely because it gives you so much chronic asspain.

Buy some of this, it helps soothe the butthurt.

>>56091151
I think the Shengshou should do starting out. If I use it much I'll def have a look at buying more. Thanks anon

>>56090921
Just open a new account in another bank

Will I get cucked if I buy this?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Raspberry-Pi-3-Model-B-1GB-RAM-Quad-Core-1-2GHz-CPU-WiFi-Bluetooth-Starter-Kit-/301953679383?hash=item464dd78017:g:UIkAAOSwYmZXMo8y
In my country it costs way more.

>>56091104
>>56091132
>>56091255
just did a quick comparison between the Aukey 1m cable ($1.32)
and this one that came for free with my lightbox,
some other anon also bought it a few threads ago for $0.50 >>56049305
http://www.aliexpress.com/item//32701464293.html

Aukey weighs: 30.5g
Beautiful Gift weighs: 16.5g

and you can really feel this difference in material

>>56091493
>US $51.29
For that price sounds legit.

>>56091493
It's cheaper on Gearbest

>>56091477
>implying that it is this easy

>>56091553
of course it is numbnuts. You can even do it online in less than half an hour in a lot of cases.

>>56090468
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/ORICO-QTW-1U-1-Port-QC3-0-USB-Quick-Charger-Wall-Charger-with-1m-Free-Micro/105327_32659100229.html

On the topic of phone cables, can anyone recommend me a USB type-C charger?

240 volts, with an AU plug preferably.

>>56091553
Getting a debit card yes, a credit card could take a bit longer

>>56091553
Depends where you live.
In any decent country, it should be damn easy to get a new account with a card that works with PP.

What's the good SSD brand already?

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Thanks?

>>56091639
Samsung EVO

>>56091553
In western Europe, the US yes
In lithuania no

>>56090921
Hey EU bro, just link your bank account and let paypal automatically deduct payments from your bank account.

>>56091647
(you)
Obviously i meant the chink one.

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>>56091652
>Lithuania

>>56091652
Don't t make fun of rightful Polish clay

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Got my Aukey LiPo 8000mAh powerbank

Charges my Nexus 5 a little over 4 times with the same current as the original charger.

I don't have a USB current meter but russkies have been getting near 5V 2A and over 8000 mah on the reviews, so there's that.

Comfy size, stowed cable, and no housefires as of yet

>>56090921
my card is also maestro and works fine with paypal, could it be that you're straight up retarded?

Chinks took one dollar off a product I ordered and haven't received yet, is there an AliE policy against that?

>>56090468
I did this and it left live metal prongs sticking out of the wall

Never again

>>56091054
If you're a house fly, then sure yeah it's dangerous. Otherwise it's fine.

>>56091771
he's from a shithole country with bank restrictions because the entire economy depends on stolen cars and credit cards from the west.

>>56091652
Tfw your half Swedish half Lithuanian...
Meme on /g/ and on /pol/

>>56091827
How's your wife's mulatto son, Sven?

Are there some good chink ballpoint pens? I know xiaomi has one but they're like 10$ and I don't even know if they're decent at all.

Are there any chinese phones with the curved edge screens like Samsung does?

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Muh pill box arrived
gonna stash stuff in it

>>56091639
Kingdian

>>56091827
>/csg/ Lithuanian is an underaged Maestro card user banned from PayPal and needs to transfer money across the country for his mummy and daddy to buy him things online
>he's mad as fuck at YouTube reviewers because they can buy things online and he can't
>sitting in /csg/ day after day reading about people's deliveries when he can't even use his bank card online because mummy set it up wrong makes him so mad it pains him inside

It makes too much sense

>>56091894
Thanks.

fag/g/ots, help me to find an empty glass capsule like the ones used for rfid dog chips (schott 8625)

on Alibaba they barely reply

>>56091928
if you plan on buying at alibaba tell them you'd like to order 100k units but need a few samples first
otherwise they'll never reply

>>56091839
He is my son, darker skin is just in my wife's family

>>56091910
/csg/ Lithuanian has contributed more to this general than you ever will, you gopnik pizda.

>>56092042
what exactly has he/(You) contributed other than autistic sperg outs about discord, Chinese Shopping general name change, rigged strawpolls and thread spamming?

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So the watch I ordered off aliexpress came. Took 13 days to arrive which is pretty good. Just some chinkbrand watch, I mainly ordered it because it's a 36mm size watch and as I have skellington wrists it's hard to find nice watches that fit from ali.

Now I really like how the watch itself looks but the strap is completely different color compared to the sellers pictures. In the pictures it's almost black but it's really just metallic grey. I think a black strap would go better with the black casing of the watch. I might get another strap for it if it bothers be too much or ends up feeling uncomfortable. Also the watch hands are confusing to read, I'm not sure if it's the long or short end of the minute and hour hands that I'm supposed to read. Ticking sound is really quiet, almost have to have your ear against the watch to hear it.

Btw I just realised they sent be the black dial version when I ordered the white dial one. It's a free watch now right?

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Another pic and link to item

Fashion BARSH Brand Black Weave Strap Steel Shockproof Quartz Women' Men' Students' Watch Wristwatch Hours Clock
http://s.aliexpress.com/ii6RziQz
(from AliExpress Android)

>>56092054
Stop string drama fag. Just enjoy chink shit.

>>56092063
If you ordered the white with a black strap, then yeah you can probably get a refund if that's what showed up.

>>56090446
these reversible micro usb cables are bretty good, would recommend: http://eu.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-BlitzWolf-2_4A-Micro-USB-Cable-3_33ft1m-USB-A-Male-Reversible-to-Micro-B-wp-Eu-1027785.html (for euroanons)

Anyone bought a chink router before?

>>56092091
>can't name one thing you've contributed to this general
>better accuse him of stirring drama to deflect away from how little I bring to the table
lol

>>56092054
>sperg outs about discord,
Discord was and is cancer. He didn't cure it but he did at least help keep down its influence

>Chinese Shopping general name change,
Wasn't him.

>rigged strawpolls
Oh no not muh precious online polls

>thread spamming
Posting "fuck off Lithuanian" every time someone says something you don't like makes you the spammer, anon.

>what exactly has he contributed
If you have to ask this then I can only assume you joined /csg/ after it was posted all over Reddit recently.

>>56090771
stickers?
tut tut

honestly, don't waste money on anything but the official thing
it slides much better and feels nicer, no contest

>>56092054
>Chinese Shopping general name change
Chink-Chinese is like the potato potato debate

anybody got GB codes with free shipping or more then 10% off? i could only find BTS10OFF for 10%

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what now?

What's the difference between the warehouses? Ordered a phone from Gearbests HK2 warehouse because nothing was in stock in China one.

>>56092187
BTS100OFF
BTS75OFF

>>56092191
The duck will ship, the plush won't.

>>56092124
>Discord was and is cancer. He didn't cure it but he did at least help keep down its influence
What, by making 4 threads in a row like an autist removing discord from the OP then getting banned for it? For spamming "fuck discord" until there was 40 posts and 3 posters in the first few minutes of a thread? Great work.

>Wasn't him.
Proven by screenshots from his phone that he quickly tried to delete that it was him, check the archives. Pissphone > Lithu > Chinese Shopping Autist = same guy.

>Oh no not muh precious online polls
He rigged a poll on a dead Sunday afternoon to pretend there was an uprising against discord then got BTFO when we did it again while the thread was active and discord remaining in OP won by a landslide. He's still ranting about that because he can't accept people enjoy the discord so much they voted to keep it until he ran out of VPN trials.

>Posting "fuck off Lithuanian" every time someone says something you don't like makes you the spammer, anon.
He literally spams threads when he gets mad, like makes new threads until there's 4-5 /csg/ threads at one time. This only happened ~two weeks ago and isn't the first time he's done it. He's also been caught samefagging multiple times and also ban evasion. Notice whenever he pops up and gets banned half the thread disappears. Samefagging Lithuautist.

>If you have to ask this then I can only assume you joined /csg/ after it was posted all over Reddit recently.
No, I've been here since this thread became a general and Lithufag has been consistently cancerous and disruptive since day one.

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What's up my /g/iggers?

Any idea why my 128gb Shark meme is not coming up in my Redmeme note 3 pro?

Tried google searching but to no avail.

>>56092214
discord is kiddy level i cant into irc shit
this is /g/ and 2016
it should go without saying that whole faggotry that discord is ballsack cancer if you use it i dont get why you would even visit /g/ the desktop threads are on /wg/

>>56092214
I'm impressed that you managed to combine such a high level of autistic feigned concern about thread "personalities" with such a lack of concern for factual accuracy.

>>56092251
not my fault the /csg/ IRC is dead as dead can be and the /csg/ discord has a healthy population and good discussion/moderation. Keep your bullshit prejudices about SOFTWARE for rants with your mummy over your daily chicken tendies since no one else cares.

>>56092225
Possibly formatted as EXFAT or something that Xiaomeme refuses to pay Microsoft for. Reformat it with a proper filesystem,

>>56091502
I need to get an Aukey/Rock cable to replace the unbranded one that came with my lightbox. Thanks for the heads up.

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Got some bands for Mi Band 1. (don't have the actual device, so can't stick it into it)
The paint is as cheap as I expected, it even "melted" a bit in some places. Eh, not bad for 4$ total.

Link: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/memes/32397499906.html

>>56092269
>shitting on a pro-free software stance
>on /g/
Reddit please leave

>>56091887
i also ordered one of these, should arrive soon. how is it?

>>56092269
nigga discord is shit. /csg/ confirmed for fucking casuals.

>>56091652
>everybody who makes dumb posts in /csg/ is a Lithuanian
I want this meme to end and I want everyone perpetrating it to be gunned down in the fucking street like the scum they are.

>>56092282
/g/ is shitting on it by not using it at all. The /csg/ IRC is dead. It has maybe 20 posts in 24 hours. The discord /csg/ is active with 70-90 people concurrent. There's a reason people enjoy being in there and they want to keep it around. If the IRC disappeared from the OP tomorrow nobody would notice or care. Deal with it.

>>56092092
First time doing a dispute on aliexpress
1) do I need to confirm goods received before doing a dispute?
2) is it better to message seller first or just do the dispute?
3) what can I expect to receive, partial/full refund or a new watch even?

>>56092269
>irc dead
have you ever used irc in your life? its not skype or something
people lurk irc and they react on there own accord not yours not like the redditors using discord that are high on rittalin

there is a host of problems with discord and that has been talked about alot on /g/ there is no reason for your defence and there is a good reason why only csg and webdev threads get this shit in the topic

if you cant realise that much you might learn it after puberty

>>56092273
this, try reformat it to fat32. use a third party formatting software if windows refuses to format it to fat32.

>>56092316
>b-b-being dead and no one talking is a feature, not a sign of total inactivity!
>someone needs to talk first before I can do it!
>discord the company has lots of problems and that's why a wildly successful /csg/ discord with coupon/deal cataloguing, good chink shit discussion and minimal cancer should be shut
down
>IF YOU LIKE DISCORD... Y-YOU'RE UNDERAGE
fuck off faggot, I'll be over here having good conversations and not waiting a solid week for someone else to talk first in a shit IRC channel.

>>56092301
>/g/
More like /csg/
fucking casuals.

>>56088901
>>56088973
Can I still buy that mouse somewhere?

>>56092187
there was Sunny12 for 12% off, dunno if it's valid anymore

>>56092349
believe it or not, /csg/ isn't the only general with completely dead IRC channels. Almost all of them are.

>B-BUT IT'S A FEATURE WE'RE ALL DIGNIFIED EDUCATED GENTLEMEN WAITING FOR EACH OTHER TO TALK FIRST

>>56092368
IRC channels are always cancer, so when they're dead they're actually the best.

>>56092116
I've heard good things about xiaomeme's routers
http://www.gearbest.com/network-devices/pp_148364.html

>go to a party
>everyone is standing around not talking
>people join then leave when they see this because it's boring as fuck
>despite never talking everyone looks smug about being there because it's an open source themed party
>a week passes and nothing happens, everyone slowly gets bored of being smug and leaves

>go to another party
>the house has some gaymur decor you don't like but the conversation is bouncing
>lots of rooms with interesting topics
>over 400 people coming in and out all having a good time

Gee, I wonder why people like the /csg/ discord and not the /csg/ IRC.

>>56092309
Never done a dispute on Ali, only on ebay but when you complete an order it does say you can still open dispute so it's probably better to do that.

Just don't rate it until after the dispute is over, the power of a potential 1 star review will make your life easier.

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>>56092273
>>56092330
Cheers, will try it now and report back to you guys if it works.

Thanks for the help.

>>56091887
>drug dealer general
I ordered one of those fake AA batteries that unscrews and you can hide drugs in. Hopefully it arrives this week.

>>56092410
the Discord party is only well-attended because everyone there is unemployed and can't get invites to any actually worthwhile parties. It's pretty much rounding up a couple of dozen homeless people with mental health issues and putting them in a room together.

>>56090446
• Chink belts are A-OK by anon >>56084641(Cross-thread)
I can also support these belts, also the ratchet mechanism is nice and comfy. 'leather' is surprisingly good!

Do you guys have a budget or so you allot every month for buying chink stuff?

I'm thinking of setting like 8 USD a month for buying chink stuff. It's 1/8th of my monthly budget in college and I think it's sufficient.

>>56092476
there's only mentally ill people there because video games cause mental illness. Almost everybody who plays video games as their main hobby has chronic depression. The closer you get to /vg/ discords the more trannies and degenerates you encounter. /csg/ discord has enough people who don't obsess over playing with electronic toys to offset the mental illness.

>>56092509
1/16th*

I am bad at math.

I barely cross 75% of my budget any way. Food is cheap.

any good tablet in the ~100$ price range?

>>56092509
I feel like if I put a budget on it it's like admitting I have an addiction, I mean I've only made 37 purchases so far I'm sure I'll stop soon.

>>56092509
I'm not a fucking poorfag so no I don't need a budget.

>>56092532
>people who don't obsess over playing with electronic toys
>/g/

>>56092509
i just order things i need or soon would need, not ones that would be nice to have.

>>56092509
I don't set a budget, I just apply the same frugal mentality towards chinkshit that I apply towards all things.

I also have other hobbies, such as firearms, that are way more expensive and keep my chinkshit purchases in check that way.

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>>56090927
You need to find out what voltage your laptop charger is then find a 5v dc to laptop (probably dc) converter.

And you'll probably have to wire it yourself.

>>56092509
I mostly collect /old/ vintage shit, chink shit costs are nothing compared to that. I only use chink shit to buy things I need like cables and replacement parts since they have the highest mark-up in the west.

>>56091814
What if I accidentally slap my dick against it?

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4 star review /csg/ ?

>>56092309
1) doesn't matter
2) just do the full price dispute. don't forget to attach pics of the watch, it's important
3) at first the seller will offer a small partial refund of like $1 but don't reply don't try to negotiate and just wait, by the time the refund period ends the seller either will agree or aliexpress themselves will refund you

>>56092472
link please anon

>>56092548
That's the problem. I have addiction issues. If I don't admit it and work on it now, chink shopping will become another one of them.

>>56092614
lol, "asap". Accept them the refund but give them 2 stars for pushing you

Anyone know about this? It looks nice.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/TOMO-DIY-Power-Bank/32576968907.html

>>56092569
This, except my expensive hobby isn't collecting guns.

Having a good feel for what can and can't be chinked out on and to what extent is pretty important when buying direct from China.

>>56092720
>http://www.aliexpress.com/item/TOMO-DIY-Power-Bank/32576968907.html
The price is quite high, but its ok if you steal the 8650 from vapers afterwards

>>56092134
>official thing
It's crap. The chinks have made it awful in comparison to their own versions.

my $1 meme mouse came from ebay. can the side buttons be remapped natively on windows? currently they function as backward/forward pages in browser

>>56092750
It's the cheapest one I've found on the internets.

Individual circuits for each battery, shows current and voltage. Works with 1-4 batteries.

>>56089914
>iOS
>any useful features at all
older android versions did it so i'm assuming they still do it.

>>56092547
Chuwi hi8, just got one a couple of days ago, I like it for what it is. The windows support on it is great

>>56092783
dayan speedcubes and such, yeah
not this crap

>>56091642

so get some free samples?

>>56092871
>>dayan
>>tfw it's still 2008
Dayan has lost its place among speed cubing ages ago.

>>56091691

my kindian is holding up fine

Can anyone with experience advise, whether me or my motherboard are going to burn in hell for buying chink arduinos and stuff for them such as:
http://eu.banggood.com/Wholesale-Warehouse-UNO-R3-ATmega328P-Development-Board-For-Arduino-wp-Eu-963697.html

But for real, I was the one who got denied a 3 cent rubber duck on a prepaid mastercard

Why did they approve my prepaid visa (that I use because i'm too paranoid of it being stolen) for ordering but turn around and deny this prepaid mastercard with 10 cents on it and ask for personal information to appeal it

I'm just gonna continue to use my prepaid visa anyway since they verified it when I made my first order on the site

>>56090468
No. Just no. Never, ever consider buying chink products that deal with power unless you want to be seriously injured or cause a fire. Just shell out the extra few $$ and get a real, branded charger

t. electrical engineer

>>56092922
Nah it's going to be fine.

Get this instead tho: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/New-Wireless-module-CH340-NodeMcu-V3-Lua-WIFI-Internet-of-Things-development-board-based-ESP8266/32562464572.html

If you don't need the extra IOs.

>>56092906
I'm sentimental

>>56092951
I know you're not big Clive but can we pretend?

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>>56092951
Doesn't this fake samsung charger look totally safe?

>>56093246
soldered with gutter oil

holy shit this gearbest app is the shittiest app ive ever used

>>56093598
didn't stop me shilling it for 500 goodboy points

>>56093631
do they really give you that much off for reviewing it

do you have to order something with it

this thing is so bad, and full of typos

>>56093631
You contacted them or they contacted you?

>>56090927
IT AINT ME

>>56093669
yes they gave me that much. no order you just have to download it and maybe use it for 5 minutes.
>>56093681
i contacted them saying is there anything i can do in exchange for gb points, for example writing positive reviews on other websites.

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>>56092063
>>56092088
Yessss finally a /csg/ review on this!
Thank you sooooo much kind anon. I'll be off to get one now as I too have skellington wrists and I like how it looks~

>>56093728
Did they have you shill on the website reviewing sites also?

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got it today.

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Just ordered one of these
Moms gonna freak

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DIY powerbank anon here.

Still waiting on parts to build my 8-cell 18650 powerbank. My roommate has my 6-cell 18650 powerbank with him in Japan, he says it's holding up great.

Finally found a seller willing to make me a custom Famicom cartridge. I'll keep you guys posted.

>>56093808
Link?

>>56093808

those things shit the bed less than a roomba?

>>56093776
Mirin, but how is the quality? Will it replace my more expensive GAYMEN surface?

>>56093808
How do you even clean the angles of your room with these things anyway?

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>>56093832
Not really
But there are some cheap ones that look like they would do the job just fine

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http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_274265.html?wid=21

>tfw it's called PU because it stinks like burnt aids.

>>56093919
You buy dozens of those,
Eventually they would reach every spot in the house

>>56093728
Did you submit a ticket or do live chat or what, how did you tell these gooks you'd sell your soul for dangerous potential housefires?

>>56090582
>>56090637
Come on senpai, it's not that hard to log into your ali account and link the item directly. :^)

>>56093966
They wouldn't though. They'd just keep spazzing out and crashing into each other and you'd just be watching a poor quality Chinese knockoff version of Robot Wars.

>>56094082
Attach cheap 18650 battery chargers with high capacity batteries to them and turn it into a real demolition derby.

>>56094108
If I win the lottery I will do this and stream it live for /csg/.

>>56091887
are you gonna put that in your cornhole

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What? Xiaomi Mi5 64GB dropped to 360$ a few days ago, and now it's available for 350$? Is this actually christmas?
32GB versions sell for 285$, madness.

Link: http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/memes/1986585_32632847013.html

>>56092646
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/drug-dealer-storage/32705355286.html

As a bonus, here's a more expensive one that is designed to resemble a battery brand that actually exists: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/fake-duracell/32617168106.html

>>56093753
not yet, still waiting a reply
>>56093985
submitted a ticket

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>>56094288
oh, i guess this happened an hour ago

http://www.mobilegyaan.com/xiaomi-mi5-price-cut-china

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Is there a chink RUIZU-like audio player bit with bluetooth?

>>56094374
i.e. lower prices for more data mining. what a deal!

>>56094392
You're in /csg/, nobody will take shit bait like that here.

Help me /csg/, I'm not sure which chink earbuds to get.

I'm choosing between the

>Rock Zircon
>KZ ATE
>KZ ED10

Looking for something in the ballpark of my ATH-M50x in the bass department.

>>56094375
Isn't RUIZU already a chink brand?
It's also just $20 so why not buy the original?

>>56094375
literally just use your phone, since you can't even use the placebo muh superior dac argument if you're using bluetooth

>>56094288
>No microsd slot
>3000 mAh
Why would I even want it? I won't need a processor that strong for years in a phone.
RN3P>3S>A bunch of shit>Mi5

>>56094446
Even though I might sound like I'm shilling something here, I'm not here to sell you on anything.

>>56094440
fuck off autismos

I'm going to purchase a C8 model flashlight today. They come in two main types; a XML2 and XML T6 LED. Which will provide the most light?

Is there a way to hide orders in aliexpress that I haven't received yet?

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Awaiting shipment

>>56094547
no.


Don't share accounts if you're buying fleshlights.

>>56094478
You're talking about getting a standalone mp3 player. I don't think you should be calling anyone else autistic, anon.

>>56094556
well fuck

>>56094305
The Duracell one looks fake as hell.

The first one looks less fake.

>>56094568
What did you purchase?!

>>56094553
Everyone is awaiting shipment.

Damn seller isn't responding to anyone's messages.

>>56094597
you guessed it in previous post

>Aliexpress cancelled my order of bootleg genesis games and wants me to send them a picture of my card and bank statements and shit

I've never done this before, is this normal? I'm not going to bother, fuck those chinks.

>>56094652
Negative credit rating

>>56094710
Linking an existing card to Alipay isn't going to affect the credit rating of the account associated with that card. Alipay itself has no need for credit ratings since they just take the money immediately.

You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>56094710
I'm not even using a credit card, I don't know what credit rating has to do with anything.

>>56093827
I am thinking about making a "diy" powerbank using tomo and cheap powerbanks.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/TOMO-DIY-Power-Bank/32576968907.html

and the 2600mAh powerbanks are 2$ here, I believe they have 18650 that I can harvest.

Is ICR 18650 safe to use in 10W diy powerbank? Or should I go with IMR 18650s?

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Total newfag here. What can I except?

>>56094792
Gearbast have it for 1 cent cheaper, http://www.gearbest.com/chargers/pp_246291.html

And review of it http://powercartel.com/teardowns/tomo-v8-4-soshine-e3-diy-usb-power-bank-teardown/

How likely will chink electric toothbrush heads kill me?

>>56094832
Unless you swallow your toothpaste, very little.

>>56094792

I recently just got a tomo and it's pretty sweet.

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What did I get today /csg/???

>>56094652
Prepaid card?

>>56090928
here http://www.gsmarena.com/week_32_in_review_iphone_7_xiaomi_redmi_4_and_mi_note_2_rumors-news-19924.php

>>56094871
a box, you retard

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It's a Xiaomi power bank!!!

>>56094375
X06

>>56094818
You can expect the whiskey stones to be shit. Not because they're Chinese but because the pure concept of them is shit.

>>56094884
Debit card

>>56091103

Chink rubix cubes are shit. They're shitty and they don't twist well.

is there a decent guide for testing 18650s?

>>56094947
Yeah, it's easy, just charge them at a higher than normal voltage and see what happens.

>>56094961
Are you sure? That doesn't seem safe.

Just ordered Xiaomi 10 Ah powerbank so I can charge other chinkshit without housefires or badusb. Also some cc holders, ime3.0, $5 earbuds, metal ruler, watches and arc lighters.

>>56094871
CHEESE

>>56090468
Bought a chink charger for 3€. I unplug it when I leave my home. But sometimes I forget about it...

>>56094871
Why do chinks have to put a shitton on sellotape on their packages?
That shit is a pain to remove.

>>56095026
to survive chink shipping

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http://www.aliexpress.com/item/programmers-backpack/32593689277.html

>>56090549
>http://www.gearbest.com/multimeters-fitting/pp_399825.html
Have same - better than $15 shit metal ones.

Is there a meme yoyo ?

>>56095083
>Unisex
>I AM A GIRL

when's mi band 2 getting cheaper?

>>56095105
Designed for western customers.

Vicky fired when?

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How are chink effect pedals?
http://s.aliexpress.com/E3Erq6fi
Should I get it?

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Hey /csg/ I am thinking of purchasing xiaomi redmi note 3 pro, I will be planning to root it, what method will work with it? I am finding methods for redmi note 3 but note 3 pro. I will be using this for casual use, and pokemon go.

Should I fall for memeshark, too?

Any recommendations on 20kmA/h battery bank? I currently have 10kmA/h and 4kmA/h battery banks.

>>56095119
Already is dropping in price with Gearbest like this week alone it went from 35 to 34 and now it's at 32 already.

>for one thing, I need your help. My KPI depends on your feedback, as a single mother with 2 little girls, I have to work very hard, to get them better education and keep them healthy and safe.
>If it's not too much, would you please, leave me a 5 star, after you receive the package?
What did she mean by this?

>>56095186
Ask for a pic with timestamp

>>56095146
>note 3
>when note 4 is around the corner

>>56095186
Ask for MILF noodz

>>56095155
sweet, haven't really been following it. Guess I will now.

Well this seems as good a place to ask as any.

Does there exist a 7 inch W10 tablet with a long ass battery life?

>>56095199
>http://www.xiaomidevice.com/xiaomi-redmi-note-4-pro.html

that one?

>>56095146
I should have bought the white version and not the gold one.
/csg/ trolled me into buying the gold and now I look like a complete homosexual with it.
Good thing I never leave my basement except when I play Pokemon Go at 3am.

>>56095146
You won't really need a power bank with that phone

>>56095244
Teclast x80 lasts for 3 hours heavy use
Mi Pad 2 lasts twice as long but also twice the price

>>56095289
Who the fuck buys the gold one?

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>>56095270
>3000mah
why

>>56095341
Anon convinced me on the note 4, I was planning to buy a phone later this year

>>56095388
I realized it was the wrong one when I noticed 3000mah battery.

>>56095388
should be 3kmAh desu

>>56095388
I hope it's removable

Wasn't the redmeme 4 supposed to come with MIUI8 or something?

Whats the absolutely cheapest 7000mAh or more power bank i can get?

>>56093392
Ah, that's what it is. I thought it was soy sauce.

>>56095623

I am researching for a power bank and according to /csg/ this brand wont burn my place down.

http://s.aliexpress.com/aMRfuM3Q
(from AliExpress Android)

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good car phone charger?

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damn

>>56095516
Actually it's 3000000 microAh

>>56095740
A Roidmi

>>56095725
>$11
>charging efficiency can be up to 95%
It's fake.

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>>56095766
I would buy one for myself but they're hella expensive for the capacity. I'll probably get one or two as gifts for normie friends though.

>>56095725
Only way to be sure is to buy one and open it up. I know the Xiaomemebank 10000mah has Samsungs in it

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>>56091887

I bought like 5 of these for camping. I use them to put my cigarette butts in.

I just put pills in a bag.

>>56095725
why don't you spend $3 more for the Xiaomeme one it is trusted, nicer design, better build quality and materials

>>56094792

DIY powerbank anon here.

TOMO is only nice because it's a 18650 charger and a powerbank in one - the 18650s are designed to be easily removable.

You can get the same end result for a lot less money by either buying a DIY powerbank shell and 18650s on their own, or a cheap powerbank.

The ExpertPower that I got on Amazon was a 6-cell 20,000mAh pack for $17.99 with free shipping. After I ruined the control PCB in that, I got a new enclosure off eBay for under $3 and put the cells into that.

My next pack that I'm building I got the cells off GearBest and a cheap enclosure off eBay.

>>56095825
>hella

Most novelty powerbanks are shit.

>>56095848
link?

>>56095865
>Most novelty powerbanks are shit.
well that's the point of it isn't it

>>56095880
http://www.gearbest.com/mobile-power-bank/pp_187685.html?wid=21

>>56095883
Powerbanks aren't something to skimp on because housefires

>>56095891
>$15.23
Hey, it's getting cheaper. Last time I've check it was around $16

>>56092951

Stop spreading this meme. A _FEW_ chargers - the bottom of the barrel cheapest of the cheap were dangerous.

Most stuff is totally fine. No worse than NA stuff - only when you pay $15 for a charger from china it's way better quality than the $15 "made in 'merica" one.

It's like the 18650 with sand in them meme. It was a few dumb folks who paid that obscenely low price and expected something that wasn't garbage.

>>56095895
I meant it's shit because it literally looks like a turd

>>56095911
If i remember correctly it was $13 at one point with a coupon

new thread when?

>>56095865
Are there any novelty things that are better than their non-novelty analogs?

>>56095912
I hope some anon with disposable income buys powerbanks and open them up. I'm really concern if they contain Ultrafire tier batteries.

>>56095933
That was before the PokemonGo fad I think

>>56095940

women

>>56095895
Bad cells with good electronics = no housefire due protection, but expect lower efficiency
Good cells with bad electronics = housefire or fried up phone/tablet
Good cells with good electornics = no housefire

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>>56095969

>>56095766
What a piece of shit

>>56095951
>I hope some anon with disposable income buys powerbanks and open them up. I'm really concern if they contain Ultrafire tier batteries.
Shouldn't really be a problem since you will easily spot the fakes by their super low capacity and powerbanks don't really draw a lot of current on the battery
(5V@2A charge = 10W with 4 cells thats 2.5W/ cell at 4V that's about 0.6A hardly anything for a lipo cell, good ones can handle 10+A and even medium tier ones should be capable of 5A)

So most likely you'll just get a really shitty power bank that doesn't work as advertised but no housefire

Ask me about my chink shit /g/. Everything is new except the Miband 1s. Before anyone asks don't buy the casio copies, they're shit and I'll never wear them.

>>56096007
I'd buy it if the capacity was bigger

>>56096026
what do you have

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>>56096026
Picture didn't post

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New thread here
>>56096197
>>56096197
>>56096197
>>56096197

>>56096201
You might want to repost it in the next thread

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Anyone had some really bad experiences with their chink shit?

Like this girl that almost got electrocuted by a telephone charger.

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>>56096219
Nice job, dude, you're right on time.

>>56096201
How is that Nomos?
Got a link?

>>56093776
Post original picture please

>>56094561
>Have smartphone without SD card slot
>Want somewhere to store 100gbs of music on the go and in your car

How long does it take for ali to refund orders?? The website says 15 days minimum but there's no way it's that slow.

>>56096231
Is that a neck? Why the fuck was her neck close to a telephone charger?

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/High-quality-1-piece-Automatic-light-15-years-1-5mm-6mm-betalight-tritium-tube-for-key/32699693615.html?spm=2114.01010208.3.36.Ahlbur&ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_8,searchweb201602_5_10057_10056_10055_10049_10017_10059_10058_10060_10061_10062_10064,searchweb201603_1&btsid=f8c80940-28ed-4eb2-af00-3bd62bee8042

would they ship this in the EU?

>>56096909
Only to land of freedom.

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>>56096325
Sure thing.

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>>56093892
Perfect surface for the price => .99c
Yes

pretty gay mate

>>56091314
do you have an amazon referral link i can buy it with?