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Last minute addition
• Anon posts mini-review of the MiBand2 >>55984911 >>55985234 >>55986052

Why no news about original op's recent retirement?

I need a phone that will work with US cell provider Ting.

Max is $200, preferably less. I dont need a crazy good processor or anything, but would like a decent screen and not have to dick around with reflashing ROMs too much.

Thanks in advance!

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>tfw you posted your purchase in the last thread but you didn't make the news

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>>55986406
>tfw you posted a mini review as a throwaway comment and made the news

>>55986352
>go to gearbest
>look in your price range
>pick each phone
>check it with willmyphonework.net
Wow, 10 minutes worth of work. Fuck you.

>>55986406
I've been in the news before, it's not that great.

Don't sweat it

>>55986470
I bet it's the same anon that didn't want to use google on the last thread

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>>55986406
>>55986452
>tfw all you did was point out that the original op is no longer with us and you still made the news

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>>55986183
>>55986406
>>55986452

>tfw when you use a tripcode and post reviews/pics as soon as a new thread starts, just to make it into the /csg/ news.

Check this shit out. Micro SD card holder arrived earlier today. Feels cheaper than I thought it would, but it still works great.

Recommended? Highly.

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>>55986470

I havent bought shit from china before, and Ting isnt on willmyphonework.net.

God forbid anyone has an experience they care to share with me :^)

>>55986529
Another trip added to the filter list.

>>55986555
Get a real provider.

>>55986570

Ting is cheap and Sprint is $80/mo because I'm grandfathered into truly unlimited data.

Also, let me save you some trouble

/^!/

>>55986555
But I assume they have a list of the bands they use on their webpage, don't they?

So
>go to gearbest
>look in your price range
>pick each phone
>compare compatible bands with the ones at the Ting website
Wow, 10 minutes worth of work. Fuck you.

>>55986529
>Micro SD card holder
Memeshark case please

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anyone around know about 1:1 glasses frame clones?
was looking into oliver peoples from shenzhen insight, but I can't find comparisons of their glasses (or any other sellers', really)

>>55986597
Note 3 Pro

>>55986597
>tfw tmobile and grandfathered in to truly umlimited for $70/mo

:^)

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Anyone is having problems to log on aliexpress?
I try and i get this.

>>55986529
Shoo shoo tripfag

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So I bought two 8Bitdo ZERO's after an anon posted his here and jesus christ these things are TINY
They're about as tall as an SD card. I can cover half of one with my thumb.
They're actually really good quality. The buttons feel nice and responsive and I've felt no lag over bluetooth on Android or Windows.
Of course they're a bit cramped to play with but they're like a full quality gamepad just shrunken down. I'm gonna keep one on my keys in case I get stuck somewhere with nothing to do.

For the fuckwit that said china will have a crisis and posted a graph of private debt to gdp, its because they have 0% interest rate and they're land banking. Seriously fucking doubt theyll crash if they're buying commodities in limited supply like houses

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Its here... Its finally here...

http://it.aliexpress.com/item/Waterproof-Sex-Toys-Super-Large-Dildo-Shopping-New-31-6-CM-Realistic-Super-Big-Size-Penis/32697154988.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb201556_0,searchweb201602_1_10057_10056_10037_10055_10049_301_10059_10033_10058_10032_10017_106_105_104_10060_103_10061_102_10062_10063_412,searchweb201603_6&btsid=6eadd510-1ec2-4753-8fec-a883cc312182

>>55986796
>EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN
really makes you think, huh

>>55986830
open it you madman

>>55986830
enjoy the Chinese dick up your butt

>>55986891
>>55986933
It's not going to be a dildo, that retarded tripfag is just begging for attention again. Filter him and move on.

is it just me or is gearbest getting a lot faster at processing orders?

Had two separate orders in the past week both got processed and shipped out in a day, and got working tracking numbers by the 3rd day.

at least
http://www.aliexpress.com/Chink_Girl_Skill/32224783503.html

>>55986995
I bought a Doogee X5 Max Pro on sale 5 days ago and it's still processing.

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>>55986891
>>55986933
>>55986991

Its something far better than a dildo:

Xiaomeme XL mousepad
32gb shark meme
2x black styluses
2x micro sd card readers

http://www.gearbest.com/mouse/pp_320294.html

>>55987116
You just havent found the right dildo

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>>55987116

Fucking Chinese chinks just wrapped a piece of white plastic around everything and taped it shut. Sharkmeme package got bent, being pressed against the mouse pad. Shit still works great though.

>>55987052
/item/

http://g01.a.alicdn.com/kf/UT8evI8XqJaXXagOFbXo.jpg

heh

>>55987225
im a girl and this make me moist

>>55987230
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

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Got a tripod thing came with a phone holder which is cool, and also some weird adapter I don't know what it's for, maybe a GoPro?

Also got a remote for a Nikon camera. I don't know how it works.

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Also got a Nikon bag the other day for my camera I don't know how to use.

Has a big D on it because

Any good high end chink headphones out there?

>>55987454

no

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>>55987401
Enable infrared in camera settings.
Yes, that adaptor is a gopro or SJCAM mount for the waterproof housing.

>>55987454
Superlux is pretty much as good as it gets.

>>55987552

Cool thanks!

Got a Nikon dslr for $30 at a yard sale and been ricing it out

>>55987454
Superlux HD668b's are the best you can but for under $50

>>55987630
>been ricing it out
>dslr
explain please

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Got my money back from this chinky fuck

>>55986486
No that was me, and for the record Googling was the first fucking thing I did.

Really did not expect the hostility from "hey guys what provider do you use with your Redmemes".

Any good watch brands?

>>55987786

Got a sexy camera bag, fore skin for the lens, a remote, tripod that doesn't actually support the weight of the camera (not all rice is functional) ordered a new eye piece that looks more fancy.

Might order the extra battery handle thingy

Basically doing what folks do to their cars when they rice it out - buying shit that makes it look good but doesn't actually enhance the performance.

I should look like a real photographer and I will take artsy b&w photos in raw

>>55987454
just get a pair of superlux hd668bs, your animu torrents all have shitty 192kb/s audio anyway

>>55987921

> 2016
> Listening to compressed music

Do you hate your ears that much?

Are there recommended Chinese SSD manufacturers? I'd like a good cheap SSD for my x200.

>>55987871
Give him one star.

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>waiting by the door all day
>check door tonight
>delivery notice: missed
FUCKING FAGGOT MAILMAN DID YOU EVEN KNOCK

>>55987948
Kingdian

>>55988037
Do you live in a big city by any chance?

>>55988071
no, I even have a dog so it's a mystery how this guy was able to slap a faggot slip on my door without making the slightest noise and triggering the woofs

Where 2 obtain cheap weeb stuff?
Couldn't find anything in the wiki.
Looking for wallscrolls/posters and some waifu keychains.

>>55988091
Just go to AliExpress and look up "anime" followed by whatever you want.

>>55988091
aliexpress, ebay
just put "anime name" + anything

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Top-Sale-Mini-Handheld-Manual-Stitch-Clothes-Fabrics-Sewing-Machine-Needlework-Worldwide-Store/1953378_32700011452.html

One step closer to adulthood, now mommy dont have to sew my clothes.

Hows chink SSDs?

>>55988377
They're just fine, posting from a kingdian at the moment.

>>55988091
I don't know about that tapestries and keychains but here's a store for dakis and bed sheets

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/2060066

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Chink E-mount lenses? :3

should i buy some Monoprice 8323?

>>55988406
samyang, mitakon, fotasy, etc. pretty much all going to be manual though. anything else would be beyond shit tier optics.

What bongs, pipes, or water pipes have you guys gotten from China?

>>55988517
none because im not a degenerate fuck

>>55988517

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Supreme_bong_420/1742422187.html

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>>55988517

Chinese glass is fucking awful. Your shit will break instantly. Buy American if you want a strong, sturdy piece.

>>55988665
>American glass
You mean Japanese, right?
Stupid tripfag.

>>55987871
Blackmail him into giving you a 5 pound bad of rice.

That chat log would really make my day.

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what the fuck

>>55987871
Pls don't bully the $1.60/hr worker

>>55988801
At least you won't buy that fire machine

>>55988801
>EMS

>>55988815
>nitecore
>fire machine

>>55988815
Nitecore makes good chargers you retard.

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>>55988735

>muh glorious nippon glass
>muh 1000 folds

Fucking weaboos.
Nothing beats hand-blown yankee glass.

>>55988815
I've been using Nitecore for 4 years now and my wife's son's house is still unburnt

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What are some useful household products?

>>55988855
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/rude_doormat/32670677666.html
Door fucking mats

>>55988931
A mat, to fuck doors on?

>>55988855
fucking rugs

Something to hold keys

>>55988855
Fuck stools.

Anyone got any experience with Microflash stuff?
Are they any good?

>>55988088
Maybe he barks when he hears something AND feels like it.

My doggo does exactly that.

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>>55989119
To add to this, I'm looking at a 128gb card, and they go for 35 bucks on alliexpress. The guy selling it second hand is asking 15 bucks for it.

So I bought a Cube i7 stylus because it had M.2 SSD instead of the EMMC shit.

But now I find out that it uses a 2242 type M.2 and it's absurdly expensive to buy locally as it's the short type and most stores carry 2280 long type M.2s

Fuck my life.

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Anyone order these zweihnder chink bulbs? I'm expecting mine in the mail soon (it's been about 4 weeks).

5w LED should equal about 40w incandescent. For 2 years I have been using GE brand 13w LED bulbs bought from dollarama @ $3/ea, I have no reason to replace them but at about $1/each these bulbs might fit in some areas where I don't need a 13w LED bulb. My electricity bill is already only about $30/mo, but some lights I like to leave on.

>>55989148
Probably is a fake, do not buy.

What is the most expensive thing that you've bought?

>>55989319

$250 tablet, ordered on July 7th, still didnt receive it

>>55989319
A tablet and it's accessories for near 500 bux

>>55989349
>>55989363
Why not get a proper non-chink tablet if you're going to spend so much..?

>>55989386
There are no Wacom enabled tablets for anywhere near that price with a Skylake Core M CPU and USB type C

Also fucking thinkpad meme and it's 256 pressure sensitivity, also fuck the Thinkpad Tablet 2.

>>55989319
A Chink AMD GPU

turned out to be a literal housefire

>>55987871
What pillow did you get anon

>>55989363
what tablet?

>>55989530
Cube i7 Book and almost all of it's accessories.

>>55989524
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shiping-High-Quatity-Ultralight-Camping-Travel-Inflating-Pillow-Neck-Protective-Pillow/32659838868.html

I actually fixed the leak with rubber cement so I'm getting one for free :^)

what's the best chink mouse to get, james donkey?

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t-thanks csg

>>55989742
Think of the butt tumors as extra prostates.

>>55988037

I remember same bs happened to me too. I was by the door for 3 hours, I decided to say fuck it, and missed the mailman by 5 minutes. I literally felt like it was waiting for me get away from the door then say I missed it

>tfw mailman probably spying on me with his binoculars.

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Heh

>>55989742
>35cm
>realistic
time to die

My gearbest shit from China hasn't arrived and it's day 16 T_T ... I'm losing my shit chinkers.

>>55990234
>day 16
lel
probably gonna take a month, chump

Any good 3 meter usb cables?

I want to use it to connect my xbox controller to my pc

Got a question, with the person who had the usb thing asplode, are chinese electrical things worth the risk for getting it cheap?

What I mean is something that has no objective way to see if it works, like does it turn on, seem to overwhelmingly be sub standard the cheaper and cheaper you get.

>>55987943
>2016
>falling for the the placebo effect
Wow, I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>55990416
chyner means action

depends if you like action

>>55989148
Kek enjoy your 8GB card

>>55988037
>>55988088
>>55990063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTlLOF2moxY

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The doctor told me to go on a low energy diet to lose weight so I got this t-shirt to remind me :carat)

>>55990416
Some things are worth it, others, like chargers, are hot potatoes.
Anything with a transformer in it is likely to be trouble, since cheap transformers are simply too small to safely step down 110V AC to 5V DC without overheating.

Batteries are another thing to be careful about, when they short circuit they overheat and if they get too hot they asplode.

>>55990536
Please clap

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Fucking were supposed to get Rose and cherry cone incense, instead got a stupid bag with random colored ones.

What do I do??

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I got my mechanical automatic watch today, looks good buy I'm too Africa tier on the wrist department, I hope I didn't fuck it up when setting the date and hour.

>>55990564
dispute

>>55990564
First show us proof that you left a note.

I have a Sandisk MP3 player right now, but its firmware has a problem in which it can't store more than 2000 songs per memory expansion. (4000 including microSD)

Does the RuiZu suffer similarly?

>>55986597
Hello I am Saunalahti missionary from Finland, for only 29.90e /mo you will get basicly unlimited anything. But you have to live in mongolia with syrian rapefugees.

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Cheap chink shit gets expensive when you start spending more money every month of stuff you don't need. I've been limiting myself to $50 a month now.

>>55990706
Care to elaborate?

>>55990640
Rockbox dude

>>55990615
that looks like hot shit
cool pen btw

>>55990729
He buys too much chink shit. Small streams become big rivers in which the aliexpress crocodile fights agains the ebay shark.

>>55990734
Dooesn't look like my player is supported, sadly.

>>55986498

>News
• Anon is an ant and made the news

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>>55990746

>Small streams become big rivers in which the aliexpress crocodile fights agains the ebay shark.

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What's a good wireless control to buy?

>>55986555
There are dozens of Smartphones. You have to be more specific and also check the wiki. It's a lot of work to find the right phone for you and we can't do this.

One answer: Xiaomi. Look for a Xiaomi phone wich seems to be good for you. And check the fucking bands on willmyphonework.

>>55990779
*controller for games

>>55988853
>My wife's son
Cuck'd

Is this bait??

>>55987871
>>55989585
You found a new way to chink poor chinks. If they have less reviews (like there 15) it's very important for them to get new 5 star reviews. If you tell them you got shit they will ship a new one or refund probably rather!

1 package with 10 items

or

10 packages with 1 item each

?

>>55990751
What player do you have? A rockboxed SanDisk is probably better than a chinese player (but more expensive)

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>>55990779
Best: Xbox one controller
Budget: xbox 360
Bluetooth: ps3
NEEDS TO BE CHINK SHIT: I don't know the xiaomi one?

>>55991012
what?
just get the xiaomi one.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Male-masturbation-cup-aircraft-cup-car-blowjob-oral-sex-masturbation-cup-adult-supplies-a-generation-of/1725041958.html


if i put my dick in this will i get cancer?

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Used randomizer too much and now ali keeps asking me for captcha

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Chink'd?

>>55991149
that says car masturbator. it's for cars anon.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/chinkUSBcard/151940684944

chance of getting chinked?

>>55991236
hahahahaahaa

Anyone bough any air humidifiers?

>>55991399
yes, i died from some weird chink polio strain

>>55991236
How?

Link?

>>55991421
The chinks don't have polio kicking around. You're more likely to get hit by some form of flu

>>55991399
http://www.aliexpress.com/af/3L-humidifier.html?ltype=wholesale&d=y&origin=n&isViewCP=y&catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20160808232642&SearchText=3L+humidifier&blanktest=8

I have this one here. It's a wick-less humidifier that puts out a lot of humidity (it drains that 3L tank in 12 hours easily). I've been putting lavender oil in it and it smells pretty good.

>>55991458
thanks senpai

>>55991288
At that point it's not the chinks chinking you; it's you chinking yourself.
>$7
>for 64GB

>>55991468
Things to be aware of: multi-color LED is always on, even when the thing is turned off at the switch (have to unplug to fully turn off).

>>55991436
Found this on the last thread.
But hey, whats the worst case scenario?
http://m.ebay.ca/itm/262568373504?_mwBanner=1

hi csg, I need your help

I got chink'd but not with a huge amount of money (2.76$). The item didn't arrive in 60 days, I've wanted full refund from the seller. The seller made a proposal of 15 days of waiting. Also, the tracking code isn't showing anything, just that the package left their warehouse.
How can I deny that and request the full refund again?
Thanks in advance!

>>55991629
should I just use the "Leave a message for the seller" box to send him the message, that the item didn't arrive in 60 days, the tracking code isn't showing where it is, and I'd like to have full refund?

>>55991646
no escalate dispute.

>>55991629
Well you could keep waiting, sometimes shit just gets lost for a bit, china's postal system is a bit of a mess.

Escalate the dispute, or threaten to at first. Sellers are really scared of escalation, so threaten before acting.

>>55991528
Please report back when you get it please.

>>55986183
>"The item is pre - advised"

What is this supposed to mean?

>>55991236
Mine got shipped out too apparently. If this actually ends up being legit I'm going to have a lot of questions as to why they sold for so cheap.

Has anyone tried kingdian's MLC ssds? Namely the S500 and S400XT?

>>55991695
Did the PS4 get a refresh or is it only the Xbone that got a refresh and controller update?

Otherwise, it could some chink OEM getting rid of their old PS4 controller stock or something

>>55990746
This could be the /csg/ motto

>>55991754
nah it was the xbox, they finally made it bluetooth.

Microsoft decided it was finally going to stop jewing it's customers into buying a wireless adapter so they could use their "wireless" controller on the pc

Recommended chink sunglasses? Aviator type preferred, black or silver lens coating, but the red/orange one looks dank too. MIne are all scratched up. Been looking at these
http://www.gearbest.com/stylish-sunglasses/pp_358745.html

Reposting from the last thread

Any experiences with the KZ ATE-S in ears?
So far I've only found review for the KZ ATE (non S) version

>>55991851
Some anons have had good experiences with veithdia sunglasses and they have several aviator style glasses iirc

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>>55991851
God tier.

>>55991865
The ATE-S and ATE are exactly the same, but one has no mic and memory wire.
Check out the wiki, there's some opinions there.

One of the reviews there is mine, and the short version is:
I put them back in the box they came in and left them there.

>>55991695
tempted. having a wireless gamepad might come in handy.

>>55991865
ONly have the non S version(and it's really good), i'd just take the bait and buy them.

>>55991877
Veithidia, got it. Will look into the aviator models.

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will this thing burn my house down?

>>55991851
>Chink sunglasses

Enjoy your eye cancer

>>55991908
no because it will break after a week

>>55991915

This is like 30 years old urban legend

>>55991915
I already have mouth cancer from chink Matcha(that was pretty good) and ear cancer from KZ-ATE that are pretty damn good too. Better than squinting i suppose.

>>55991908
it's shit

get this
http://www.gearbest.com/samsung-cables-adapters/pp_276386.html?wid=21

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Recently joined the chink watch memers. For $2.81, the watch is definitely worth the price. As cheap as it is, the silver parts are indeed metal (housing included) and the nato strap is decent.

The watch is virtually silent with no ticking. I've used it for 48 hours and it has kept the time to the minutes.

I can't post a link because the listing got taken down. Just search for "40mm nylon watch" on aliexpress. The listing I bought it from did not show the DW logo in the photos and yet still came with the logo.

On a side note, does anyone know how to open the watch? I might want to replace the battery in the future and the watch hands aren't exactly clean. I want to open it and wipe the shmuts off the hands.

i actually did i spent more on shipping than the stuff i bought i've completely lost it lads

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So after making a claim & dispute in paypal gearbest decided to answer me

>http://www.gearbest.com/about/warranty-and-return.html.
>We regret that we could not afford the return shipping fee as policy .
>After checking with our manager ,we would able to refund you $50USD then you can keep the item .
>Will you accept the solution ?
>We look forward to hearing from you ,


The tablet is 80$ with all the shit accesories i bought and that now i can't use due to this tablet being factory damaged the total refund price should be $102 USD

>accept the 50$ keep the damaged tablet
>keep pushing on paypal and get $100.

What should i do?

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>>55991960
I've done the same on QUALITY AMERICAN MADE GOODS.

Why can't you anon?

So what do you guys like about chink hunting?

I like the risk and thrills of finding cheap chink shit that might actually work after a week

Calling chinks on my phone to insult them with no remorse over lost or broken packages

To hope that a chink suffers a horrible demise for their product nearly burning my house down or getting chinked..,is the life of a chink hunter

>>55991974
is there any way you can fix it? whats the problem?

>>55991974
get 100 obviously, don't let them fucking chink you

>>55991915
These have legitimate polarisation: >>55991877

>>55991693
That the electronic information about the order went to the shipping provider but the package is still where you bought it.

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my chink phones from left to right:

Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro
Xiaomi Redmi 3S
Doogee X5

photo taken by horrible asus memopad 7

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>>55992016

>>55992003
the sd card reader is not working, all models since 2015 have this problem, updating bios, drivers and reinstalling didn't fix, even official teclast forums says that i should send to repair center

>>55991954
that's a nice picture, what did you take it with ?

>>55991974
keep pushing.

what's the use of a damaged tablet

>>55992008
>chinese
>legitimate

>>55992031
How is the camera from the Xiaomi Redmi 3S?

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So what's the point with having a chink phone? Pros and cons?

I'm looking into getting my first smartphone, I don't really have any friends but just to look busy or important

The chink phone gotta be cheap though

>>55992044
Entry level Pentax K50 DSLR with cheap PENTAX-M 50mm f/1.7 film lens

I'm still very new and am currently learning how to properly take photos but I appreciate your complement.

>>55991877
I would really like a version without the nose pads. They just look weird on this style

>>55992081
Look for a Xiaomi phone on gearbest.com and ask if you want to know something. Would you like rahter a bigger or smaller phone?

>>55992065
I haven't really used it, it seems to be similar to the redmi note 3 pro (not great in dark, perfectly fine in good light)

>>55992098
They unscrew

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Where can I get one of these for $25?

>>55992099
>Would you like rahter a bigger or smaller phone?

Well I'm a big boy with big hands, so I guess a bigger phone

>>55992081
Chink phones main strength is that they're the price of burner phones but have premium build and often large batteries for the form factor.

The disadvantages are poorer network support (you need to make sure your phone supports your network before you buy), lack of support, and potentially poor third party development.

If you are tech-savvy and can flash your own ROM, I would heavily recommend a Redmi 3S, even the 2gb version at $115 USD is great. 2-3 day battery life, no lag and all around a pretty good phone.

>>55991974
Paypal usually side with buyer so keep pushing

>>55990706
I probably spent $100 on chinkshit last month

>>55992081
You can find girls on tinder. You can masturbate in your bed watching porn with it. You can stalk people on social media. You can browse 4chan , reddit wherever you are. You can play Pokemon.

>>55992046
>>55992140

Dear XXXXX,

Thanks for the fast answer, but i can't accept this solution, what's the use of a damaged tablet? this product is factory defective, i purchased the entire order beacuse i needed this tablet to work, and several products came defective,(keyboard, tablet, protector screen). Also i am not the only one with this problem:

http://techtablets.com/forum/topic/teclast-x80-plus-sdcard-not-detected/
http://techtablets.com/forum/topic/x80-pro-sd-card-problem-do-not-buy-this-product/
http://techtablets.com/forum/topic/x80-power-sd-card-problem/
http://techtablets.com/forum/topic/sd-card-issue-on-windows/
http://techtablets.com/forum/topic/teclast-x80-pro-sd-card/

Everybody in Teclast forums are having the same problem:
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-640378-1-1.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-748386-1-1.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-578970-1-2.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-640565-1-2.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-640375-1-2.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-640379-1-3.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-598336-1-3.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-622899-1-4.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-584010-1-4.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-593610-1-4.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-583786-1-5.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-582116-1-5.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-566467-1-5.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-579362-1-6.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-566542-1-6.html
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-578908-1-6.html

Teclast products should not be sold if they have so many defects.

Teclast itself is even asking for help to their own customers. Unbelievable!
http://bbs.teclast.com/thread-553750-1-1.html

I hope you understand my situation, for this, i need a refund for the entire order ($102.87 USD) i need to purchase a new tablet in another shop and i can't lose more time.

>>55992120
Xiaomi Redmi Note 3 Pro. Get 32gb version for 3gb RAM. Make sure it's the one with the Snapdragon 650 CPU and not mediatek.

Really can't go wrong with this phone. It has such good dev support both first and third party.

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This is a bit weird, exact same support message from two different sites. Hope I can find somewhere that will ship a powerbank.

>>55992081
If you're a lolicon, you can use it for periscope, snapchat, kik and younow to view lewd lolis

>>55992184
....Is it true that it's quite easy for their nudes and stuff? I heard that from other /g/ threads too

>>55992119
Did I miss out on getting these at $25 :(

I keep hearing people say they bought it for $25, but wherever I look i see them at $40-50.

>>55992191
Yeah, the social media has girls crave attention and followers,I mean I've NEVER done anything like that but yeah.

/jp/ were doing the similar shit with Jap lolis, yet you would have to know Japanese for that.

Don't forget to use a proxy though

>>55992158
Thanks!

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Oh wow this package was hauling ass throughout the night.

Some Russian dude flew to Shenzhen China, then flew to HK, and then Taipei Taiwan all in one night?

>>55992230
Any tips you can spare so I don't fall flat on my face?

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>>55992230
>>55992191
>>55992184

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>>55992091
>$600 camera
>entry level

>>55992031
>>55992016
what do you like better 3s or note 3?
I was on the fence and i ended up paying the extra $30 aud for note 3.

But i'm considering swapping if it gets lost in transit, fucking singpost.

Does the Note 3 Pro have Android 6 yet? Will the Note 4 have a snapdragon Pro version?

Should I wait for the Note 4 to have a Pro version if I'm planning to buy one in about October or November?

I need new router in my flat. I looked around and found this: http://www.gearbest.com/wireless-routers/pp_290309.html?wid=21 , is this good enought or are there any better options? I dont want to buy any switches and this one has built in switch. This thing costs 100$ in my country.

>>55992263
Not really, but there are planes who fly often this is DHL. Btw enjoy your customs.

>>55992271
I bought the body with a so-so 28-200mm Tamron lens for $280 shipped from Canada to the U.S.

Then I bought the 50mm pentax-m film lens for $20.

Yes, I would consider all of this as a budget DSLR when you compare it to the nicer yet overly more expensive "professional" DSLR's.

>>55992271
sounds about right for an entry level professional camera. yes, consumer tier stuff is cheaper.

>>55992296
I'm pretty sure the wiki has more info but many anons in the past have bought Xiaomi routers with good results.

Search through the archive and the wiki for more info if you want:

>Chink Shit Wiki:
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>>55992297
Well, it says Customs Cleared, and DHL already SMSed me saying the package will be delivered on the 11th so I'm not worried about customs.

I'm just amazed this is all going so fast, the usual free shipping method usually takes a month or so, 1 week to reach customs, 2 more to clear it and arrive at my doorsteps.

Expedited shipping is balling, first time using it as it came up as free for the first time.

>>55992316
It's not a Professional camera by any means, it was released in 2013, it's an APS-C and not full frame and it's only mid range APS-C not even high end.

$600 bux for that is a rip off as it's competition is the EOS 700D or the Nikon D5300.

>>55992276
Note 3 pro benchmarks 82k in AnTuTu while the 3S does 42k.

I also have the 3gb note 3 and 2gb 3S. The smaller one is like half the price, so ofcourse the note 3 is better.

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>>55992322
Nice, isn't it? What did you pay for shipping?

Btw let's hope this plane hasn't you order

>>55992363
It was free, which was the only reason I chose it over the standard free shipping.

Though I found it odd that DHL just called me to request for some documents. My package is already in the country. That plane crash is in Italy, I'd think that only packages flying into EU or out of it is affected.

>>55992289
It has a leaked official beta of MM that works 100% fine, otherwise it's still on lollipop officially, apparently it's getting upgraded to Android 7.0 along with a bunch other Xiaomi phones. You should avoid mediatek devices.

Redmi Pro Mini or some shit is going to be a 5.2in rn3p with 2 more cores, that's a good one to get.

I don't get it, why go through the troubles for chink phones? Why not just american phones here? I doubt you would be able to find a phone provider for these.

Why not just get an Iphone, Samsung or LG? Am I missing something, if there is some great benefit with getting these then I might switch

I just don't want to walk around with a chink phone that I can't call from because I'd have to pay like 50 dollars a month for a chink provider

>>55992401
It doesn't work the way you think it does... Have you only ever bought a phone on contract and never by itself?

>>55992401
Yea you are missing your brain.

>>55992401
>chink provider
Please, leave /g/. You have obviously no fucking idea what you're talking about.

>>55992401
>american phones
>chink provider

Please leave.

>falling for the bait this easily

>>55992411
>>55992416
>>55992434
>>55992444

Explain then, prove me wrong.

Educate this american, who wants to believe yet does not see such a way

To just insult and not educate, only shows your ignorance become a double edged sword in the end.

Prove me wrong

>>55986633
i bought a pair of Riley Oliver People's frames with lenses from an Ali seller earlier this year but then their store got closed. Bought another pair in June but they fucked up the lenses twice so now I'm doing a chargeback

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>>55992401
>amerifat phones
>Samsung or LG
This nigga must be trolling

>>55992462
Chink phones are fucking cheap and sometimes awesome for their price. That's it.

>>55992478
Okay thank you

Now let's say that I buy this chink phone, could I easily use it for any phone provider in the US?

>>55992494
If it has the right bands for the provider, yes. http://willmyphonework.net/

>>55992401
How about leaving /g/ forever?

>>55992494
Nope. Chinkphones are sadly better for Europoors

>>55992528
Your mums stank blacked pussy was europoor.

>>55992511
Alright, this answered my question fully.
Sir, you get a golden star for today

>>55992521
Hey, don't get upset because you're not getting a golden star

>>55992528
And for that poor lying, you go to timeout

>>55992538
For that great insult..I'm not suppose to do this but you're getting a golden star too

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>>55992538

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>>55992401

>>55992546
>And for that poor lying, you go to timeout
Srsly, Redmeme pro is shit in the US. Even if 3G works it's unreliable

>>55992296
>no gigabit ethernet
lol

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>>55990536
They couldn't even get the US flag right

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Alternate-reality-election/32406653186.html

>>55992582
Damn, really?

Ahhh, that changes everything then. I didn't know that there were a lot of Europoors here.
Guess the phone game isn't for me anyway, I have no friends, a complete hermit and just be in my room all day.

Nope, I guess the chink smartphones aren't for me then. Sorta sad because I like getting more for a cheaper price.

Guess I almost got chinked

>>55992602
Average American could not tell difference anyway.

>>55992156

Teclast, not even once

>>55988801
one of them came with my laser pen which uses an 18650

>>55992602
They probably believe that Betsy Ross' ghost will sue them

>>55992582
I always have 4G on my redmi note 3 pro in canada

>>55992663
We use burger bands

>>55992614
O3 supports most major US carriers tho.

Chinks really hate us

>>55992165
They're the same company, it's been confirmed a while back.

>>55992876
ah

When will importers drop the price for xiaomi band 2?

>>55992886
Maybe try Banggood or Fasttech instead.

>>55992898
It already costs $30-35

>>55992355
Who told you that pro needs to be full frame

>>55992081
Honestly I'd say you should go for a used old phone. A phone that's old but was well built when it was new beats a shitty new phone

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/CPU Cooler FM2+/32690883779.html
What do you think about this lads i need something more powerful than the stock one.

>>55992901
They were a bit steep so went with Ali. Cheers though

>>55992912
No do not buy second hand phones, its the worst. They are all made to fall apart after a few years, or the hardware is super outdated

>>55991236
got my delivery notification too

>>55992937
Try free used phones, ask around if anyone has any lying around.
My experience with used smartphones is limited, to be honest. Or smartphones at all.
My current smartphone is one that's 5 years old and I got for free
Don't even give a shit

>>55992016
Why do you need 3 phones?

>>55992912
>>55992937

Used phones are always fucked in one way or another. In my experience it's not worth it especially now with availability of reasonably good and affordable Chinese phones.

>>55992156
Dear XXXXX
Hah! Should have done your research before you bought it you fat capitalist pig!

Yours Truly
Ting Ling Po

>>55992263
Shenzhen to Hong Kong is like 2 hours by road

>>55985475
Link?

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Can anyone please recommend which one of

>pic related

is best value for the price?

Thanks anons.


There seems to be quite a few to choose from, eg:
http://www.gearbest.com/temperature-instruments/pp_218366.html

or

http://www.gearbest.com/temperature-instruments/pp_219073.html

>>55992997
looks alright

can't think of a use for it but that's never stopped me buying crap before

>>55993031

Id use it to check the temperature of metals / fires etc, melting aluminium, copper etc

Might only use it once, but for $10 its not that much of a waste.

>>55993042
Also cooking, to tell temperatures of pans, oil, hotplates, and such.

>>55992997

>Throwing away 10 dollars

It's not even one of those cool ones where you can see the heat on screen

>>55993067
you mean an infrared camera?

those start at hundreds of dollars, even the shitty ones
this is just a thermometer

http://www.gearbest.com/iphone-power-bank/pp_227727.html

Is this deal actually good or is it a fake sale?

>>55992960
I've had my second hand phone for ~4 years now with no real issues, even got it suspiciously cheaply at the time.
Still it's hard to find cheap second hand these days, way too many people trying to make a living off buying and selling phones.

>>55993109
Gearbest don't sell fakes knowingly. Chances of it being legit are very high with gearbest, which makes me wonder why they need all the shilling programs they have.

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Anyone order sex toys for real? Anons joke about it but I am in the market for some big dildos and that shit is like $100+ at normal stores.

Just don't want ass/mouth cancer....

>>55993187
They're fine if you wash them first
and don't expect discreet packaging, no matter what the chinks say. It'll come in a thin plastic bag like everything else. Whoever delivers it will clearly be able to tell it's a big floppy dong

>>55993195
>It'll come in a thin plastic bag like everything else
My packets always come in a bubble wrapped plastic container

>>55993109
At that price I'd rather buy Anker. Not because the product is great, their warranty is better

>>55993187
It's just silicone you degenerage. The worst think is they used lead paint.

Also you can still get cancer performing ass to mouth

>>55993243

I was going to order 3-5 of them so doing ass to mouth isn't a concern.

>>55992016
>>55992031
I have a Doogee X5 Max Pro coming my way, any quirks with them?

>>55993187
I can't really get an impression of their size from the site.


Is anyone has suggestions, link them here.
Most of the sleeves I see are too small, hard to use and prone to tearing.

>>55993319
Just get a Tomax Venus. That thing will last forever.

And I'm a 'compulsive' masturbator

>>55993274
>brand name is a homophone of dodgy
>i-it will be fine right guys?

>>55993334
how much/link?

>>55993342
http://www.tomax-usa.com/venus/
60 freaking bucks.

>>55993363
lol, no.

>>55993404
Well when you've ended up spending $80 on 4-5 trash holes you might realise you should have just splashed on a good one to start with

>>55993404
I had it for 2 years. I'd say it's worth the investment.

>>55993418
The crap ones are $2-4 a piece.


There has to be some decent chink knockoffs.

>>55993274
It's basically AOSP android with an icon pack and dark theme. Bloat free and runs fine on 1gb RAM. My $60 phone of choice to give to crackwhores to destroy.

>>55992957
RN3P is mine

Redmi 3S is for a coworker that likes my phone and is broke.

Doogee is a backup phone for anyone that breaks their phone in my family.

I'm a shill for chink phones to everyone around me that has old broken phones.

For you guys with Chink phones, Are you all in Europe?

Is it true that it works best for Europeans and worthless for Americans? I don't wanna waste money with buying a phone that I can't do shit with

>>55993485
It just has to support the bands.

I'm in canada but I take my chink phone down to murrika and still have it work on prepaid sims.

>>55993067
Brand IR theromemeters here cost like 71 dollars so I wouldn't say throw away 10 dollars, but save 60 dollars.
Then again, I wouldn't be interested in this if not anon had mentioned it.
I have no idea but GM550 sounds like the better one just because it has higher numbers.
The 320 has max 320 degrees and uses AAA, the 550 does 5V batteries and is up to 500 degrees btw.

>>55993485
I'm American and I've noticed most chinkphones don't support 4G LTE here, but a lot of them support 3G on a lot of common and popular carriers. I think it's harder to get a good chinkphone that works good in America than Europe, but not impossible.

Just use willmyphonework and you'll be fine.

>>55993067
It's a still cool one where you can see the temperature on the screen without making contact.

I use one for brewing beer and stuff like that.

Thermal imaging cameras are fancier, but they wouldn't do more than this "simple" thermometer while costing a lot more.

>>55993461
Mine's the Max Pro which has 2gb of ram and a 4000mah battery, I got it on GB sale for $80. It's going to be my first smartphone and my first attempt at rooting/flashing ROM and I'd rather brick that than a R3P.

>>55993555
Your FCC used weird bands for FDD-LTE / 4g that almost no one else uses.

None of the designated "global" bands of which most chink phones support some to all are among them, so there's the problem.

On 2/3g, you do not have this problem.

>>55993568
How would you brick a Redmi (Note) 3 Pro?

Like has been the case on most Xiaomis for some years now, there are like four or five recovery and flashing modes on the phone.

>>55993601
>Fahrenheit
>Inches
>Gallons
>4G bands
>colors instead of colours
America... why?

>>55991729
Pulled the trigger on the 120 gb s500 one.Let's see how it goes.

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>>55993835
My three 99c mice and a 10 pack of microfiber cloths!

I'm about to buy a Ruizo X02, yet I need some great but cheap earbuds for them.

I like a lot of bass and loud music, what does /csg/ recommend?

>>55993895
Rock Zircons
Also get some hearing aids for when the hearing damage starts to affect your daily life

>>55993916
>Rock Zircons
Thanks

But meh, I'll likely be dead before I reach old age.

>>55993895
check the wiki

>>55993916
>>55993927
Speaking about rock zircons, they're on flash sale at gearbest

Reminder not to use DHL for shipping, they rape you on customs and other fees.

>>55993895
VE Monk
http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Venture-Electronic-VE-MONK-earbud-earphone/1924356_32417311324.html

http://www.head-fi.org/t/783669/venture-electronics-ve-monk-monk-plus-a-5-earbud-that-taking-the-world-by-storm

>>55993974
Not to mention crashing in italy

>>55993964
Man I was thinking about using Gearbest but I heard they don't have a tracking number, that's a big no no for me, I get paranoid that my shit will never come

>>55994008
But you can pay a small sum for a tracking number, like on most stores?

>>55993983
That's what happens when people buy too much chink shit and all using free shipping, they stuff too much chink shit in their planes so that they are overloaded and unable to stop on short runways.

>>55994008
I've always had a tracking number on my gearbest orders even though I never pay for one and pick the super-shekel-saver free delivery option each time.
For a while their site's tracking API shat the bed and I had to plug the numbers into 17track, but it's all working properly again now.

>>55994008
Gearbest has free tracking which works until the package reaches customs in your country, or you pay for a tracking number which will work after your packages clear customs and your local postal service picks it up.

>>55994012
The thing is, you don't even get to choose sometimes, they just ship it via DHL.

>>55994008
Don't worry, either you get the package or you get your money back

>>55994025
But I'm not paying another $2 just so they can pretend that the number is different, all my GB packages had tracking even tough I never paid for it, some tracking numbers stop when the plane leaves China others continue to the destination
Just make sure to pay with paypal so you can do a chargeback

>>55994012
> 1.85MB poor quality png
Am I missing the joke somehow?

>>55993646
>saving a fraction of a second while typing a word by removing an unnecessary "u" is a bad thing, a fraction of a second which adds up over the years to several days worth of typing saved over a lifetime of shitposting
Death to Europe.

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Wtf is this? No more free shipping but "US&EU registered" is cheaper than unregistered

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What's your power level, /g/?

>>55994122
Chinese shipping is one of the great unsolved mysteries of the modern world.
I'm surprised that packages actually get to where they're meant to

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>>55994130
inb4 some drop shipper with 10k orders shows up

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OP here I'm at work right now, I will also be working late today until 8pm gmt+1 so can't make a thread until then.

>>55994122
Is that on a powerbank?

>>55994201
I'm making one right now
thanks anyway

>>55994221
Nah, rock zircons and some other stuff. I picked the 0.20€ registered shipping option, interesting to see which shipping company it'll be

>>55993109
>>55993206
http://www.monoprice.com/product?p_id=15121

chink had extended the shipping period, it hasn't arrived. now he wants me to confirm the goods received to resend another package. what do

>>55994201
What do you do for work grand master op?