/csg/ Ching Shit General

>Ching Shit General

I really screwed up didn't I

What tracking app do you guys use? Some anon.ru recommended PackageRadar but vodkaspeak

>>55943413
17track anon. It's ze best.

>>55943413
I use 17track just because it also includes the tracking info when the package gets to my country

>>55943401
you honored the quality of ching shit with the title
>>55943413
17track is fine

REMINDER TO ASK VICKY FOR LEWDS

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Daily reminder

The Ganss 87 is the only good chinkboard in existence

>>55943454
I guess I'm like the chink copy of the original OP, and I'm gonna stop working after one faulty thread

>>55943480
Does it come with anything other than Blues? I prefer Browns for typing, myself.

>>55943445
>>55943446
>>55943454
>17track
Xiexie

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Lol faggots, the samsung 32gb card is cheaper than your shark maymays

>>55943526
>indian
>buying gookshit

>>55943526
Then get it
No-one gives a fuck

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>>55943526

>>55943526
Nice meme currency

>>55943526
It could be 43strangesymbols or 383247837427347234 strangesymbols and you still wouldn't prove shit.

>>55943548
You retarded bro?

>>55943526
>Samsung
Even Transcend is better than that shit

>>55943579
>transcend competing with literally the best memory manufacturer.

Nice meme you've got there mate.

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>>55943595
>literally the best memory manufacturer.

Any of you reselling stuff? I been thinking in buying chink Fluke stuff and reselling it.

where can I get chink weeb shit?

>>55943631
Aliexpress.

>>55943631
Ali has dakis and knockoff figmas

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>>55943526
>>55943541
>>55943595
What is going here?

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So my TaoBao package arrived the other day, in this weird ass food crate

>>55943662
lmao
did you negotiated the shipping with the seller?
what did you get?

I got the Redmi Note 3 Pro Prime and attempted to unlock the bootloader using the unofficial method which soft-bricked it. It seems you have to flash the Chinese Dev ROM in order to get it to unlock by plugging it into USB and running the unlocker on the PC.

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>>55943662
>>55943670
everything you buy gets sent to a transport company warehouse (you can select which company at checkout) where it is then combined into one parcel and shipped to you
although the 'TaoBao cargo', shipping option is only avaliable to some countries

suprisingly only took 10 days to ship, although the whole process took a little longer due to some problems

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>>55943701
inside the box

>>55943701
for what i understood you can talk directly with the seller and negotiate it (if you speak chink of course)
but its weird that they send it in that package i never seen something like that except from some unnoficial taobao agents.

>>55943713
thats a lot of random chink shit

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>>55943713
>>55943715
yea you could do that aswel, but the TaoBao cargo was really easy, all you have to do is pay for the shit you bought, then it is sent to a warehouse where its all consolidated, then you pay for shipping based on weight

>>55943731
i ended up getting a lot of shit i didnt buy, im guessing they were 'gifts' or some shit

up first is the mechanical keyboard, royal kludge RK61 with cherry blues, which for some reason came with a paint brush and moist towelette, which according to one of my chink friends is a common thing, though i dont know why they would think i needed a wet towel thing to clean the KB with

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>>55943764
some shots of the board

>>55943526
Would you convert those curryniggerbucks into a real currency?

>>55943595
B8

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So I purchased this Bluetooth speaker after looking around for a while and had low expectations, but I'm impressed with the volume and sound quality this thing has for $24.

There is mild distortion at max volume but it disappears at 2 notches below max. Long battery life, it's not going to replace an average set of computer speakers but for the price it contends strongly with some over priced tv sound bars I was looking at.

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/1000mw-Miniature-Electric-Laser-Engraving-Machine-Alloy-Laser-Engraver-Household-DIY-Mini-USB-Printer-Equipment-vs/1290196_32670940295.html

Whats the worst that can happen

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>>55943801
more shots of the board

ive been using it for 2 or so days, and fucking love it. Ive come from using membrane boards all my life so this is no much nicer to use.

for those wondering, its a 60% wired/wireless (bluetooth) board with cherry blues and 'rainbow' backlighting which cost ~$60 dollarydoos (not including shipping). When i bought it, i thought the 'rainbow' meant RGB, so i kind of wish i got the white backlight version instead. Also the font on the keycaps is fucking terrible, but i plan on getting blanks soon

>>55943998
You could burn your retinas, always wear the goggles. And make sure if you use your own goggles that they're the right ones for that laser.

I've been looking at these for a while, really want one.

>>55944004
oh shit, I just got that same keyboard. Is your USB cord super unreliable too, or did I just get a bad one? I kept on getting disconnected on mine, until I switched to another cord I already had which worked just fine.

Other than that, I love it.

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>>55944004
some of the other shit in the parcel

top left: credit card multi tool which i got as a gift, already bought one when they were 10c so dont know what im gonna do with this one

top middle: weird keychain i also got as a gift, made from what feels like wood

top right: three cheap phone cases for my G3, i bought one and ended up getting three, i think two of them came with the glass screen protector i also got. pretty shit cases, terrible quality, but the one i bought was less than $1 so i wasnt expecting much

bottom left: tripod for my phone - works suprisingly well, only cost ~$2 but the mechanism to hold the phone is super tight, and feels like its breaking my phone when i put it in due to the size of the phone

bottom middle: $3 wallet - says its made from leather, complete bullshit. Suprisingly well built however, and fits everything i need

bottom right: glass screen protector for my G3 - feels just like every other glass protector ive used - easy to apply, looks fine, worth the $2 i paid for it

>>55944004
this is really nice. i want a nice 10keyless but i don't wanna go through taobao shit just to send it across the pond to japan

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>>55943998
>I can now engrave mai waifu into everything

What's good /g/ senpai? Any recommendations for a cheap handheld device that emulates SNES and other retro consoles? Preferably one that runs GNU/Linux.

>>55943764
>>>55943713
>>>55943715
>yea you could do that aswel, but the TaoBao cargo was really easy, all you have to do is pay for the shit you bought, then it is sent to a warehouse where its all consolidated, then you pay for shipping based on weight
>>>55943731
>i ended up getting a lot of shit i didnt buy, im guessing they were 'gifts' or some shit
>up first is the mechanical keyboard, royal kludge RK61 with cherry blues, which for some reason came with a paint brush and moist towelette, which according to one of my chink friends is a common thing, though i dont know why they would think i needed a wet towel thing to clean the KB with

Anon, could you please send me the name of the white-backlighted one?
Thanks

>>55943369

Can anyone tell me where I can buy the Xiaomi 10000mah powerbank from for the cheapest ? / still legit?

I bought one from BangGood nov 2015 for $16, now theyre $25, fucking pokemon go.

>>55944086
>i want a feature
>but i want to cripple myself by a secondary useless requirement that interferes with the first

why.jpg

>>55944112
Gearbest @ ~$16

Still cheap IMO.

>>55944112
This is AUD, I bought the 10000mah originally for 16 AUD now its $25AUD.

Cunts

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You guys are never going to guess what this is.

>>55944138
dragon dildo

>>55944138
Pocket Pussy

>>55944138

Mousepad

>>55944069
How much was shipping to your country? I assume you're from USA as taobao cargo doesnt ship to European countries.

>>55943480
where to buy that? i only found it on american amazon and i'm in the UE

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>>55944160

WINNER

WEEB PAD INCOMING

>>55944172
We used to be in the EU :(((

>>55944173
does ar*s*ow have free int shipping?

>>55944194
With the 99c code yes

>>55944110
When i bought it, it was $50 cheaper on TaoBao, but it has since gone down ~$5 on ali

aliexpress.com/item/32461550109.html?

detail.tmall.com/item.htm?id=521327374533&toSite=main&skuId=3177323106029

you can basically decipher which board is which from the photos. the ones with cherry switches have 'cherry' in the images, and the ones which are 'rainbow' have a colourful name, while the white names is the white backlight. Just to warn you, i ended up having to pay 40 yuan extra for shipping because the keyboard has a battery. if you do plan on buying from TaoBao, all you have to do is download their 'aliwangwang' app, which you use to message sellers and shit, then contact the shipping company, give them your waybill number and ask for 'special shipping', it was really easy. If you want to read up on it some more, check out HowToTao dot com, that site helped alot.

>>55944168
im actually from Aus, and shipping was $37 for a 2.5kg package, but it changes depending on which cargo company you choose, as the one i picked was 75 yuan for the 1st kg, then 20 for every .5kg after that. though on top of that i had to pay a bit extra because the keyboard had a battery

>>55944194

Yes. I payed $1.00 for mine, even though the package says "Total Value: $2.00".

>>55944173
Why not just use your Thinkpad keyboard that shit looks terrible

>>55944224
Thank you Anon, it's uncommon to find someone like you here. Really thank you very much.
Have a nice day mate

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>>55944234

Its a wireless HP keyboard and it blows dick. I only use it sometimes in order to play roguelikes, because it has a numerical pad.

>>55944294
>HP
I feel sorry for you m8.

The chinks make dedicated numberpads though.

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damn it, i want a mech kbd more and more,
altho i don't want to pay 50 euro for one.
and im kinda happy with my laser desktop 7000 kbd, but it might shit itself soon.
are there mechanical ones with hotkeys ?i mostly use volume/mute, zoom

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I got this wallet today.

My only complaint is that it is bigger than fuck. Other than that, it is of good quality. The black leather is smooth and it smells nice. The pockets are tight and hold my cards securely. The zipper works well, and doesn't snag. Stitching is excellent.

It is surprisingly well-made for only $5.
Highly recommended.

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>>55944069
the last of the shit i got
left: two selfie sticks i bought for photography, accidentally bought two rather than one, but they only cost like $1.50 so whatever. Same as with the tripod, the mechanism which holds the phone is super tight, which makes it feel like its gonna break my phone. Also feels super flimsy, doubt it will last long

Middle: small a5 notebook i got for my mum, decent quality though it looked better in the photos, and the two accessory bits are made from plastic not metal like i thought they would have been. paper is suprisingly decent quality, overall nice notebook

top right: USB light which i also got as a 'gift', gets decently bright and can attach to my phone via OTG, so i can use it as an extra flash or some shit.

bottom right: phone holder thingo - works suprisingly well, although when the 'arm' is extended as far as it is (or further) it weighs down the whole device, not a big deal. It is also really hard to manouver around, which can be a pain in the ass

>>55944260
no problem, if you need anything else you can ask

so thats the end of this wild ride, if anyone wants to know about TaoBao or any of the shit i bought you can ask. Overall i was extremely satisfied with the whole process, saved a tonne of money over buying everything via ali, even though i had to pay shipping, mind you it was way faster than anything ive bought before. I can definitely see myself spending stupid amounts of money on chinkshit from this site in the future.

>>55944354
its that really leather?

>>55943369
At least the news is better quality. Last OP news was just cheap filler

>>55944192
er... I'm still in the EU? Why assume im british

>>55944354
>>55944362

http://www.gearbest.com/men-s-wallets/pp_392434.html?wid=21

>Main Material: PU Leather

>Bicast leather (also known as bi-cast leather, bycast leather, or PU leather, sometimes described as split leather) is a material made with a split leather backing covered with a layer of polyurethane (hence the term "PU leather") that is applied to the surface and then embossed.

I think so.

>>55944364
>filler

It looked like that because he had to fit three threads of news in the OP

>>55944403
nah that is not really leather then, try the lighter test.

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I just ordered a Leagoo Shark 1 for 160 euros (from Europe, shipping included), did I do good?

>6" Gorilla class memescreen
>3 gigs of ram
>6300 mAh memebattery

>>55944405
And yet he chose to fill it with boring repetitive junk instead of interesting tidbits. It's not like he had a lack of content to choose from, considering he had 3 whole threads.

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People talked about rechargeable lighters earlier in the thread

I have one of a different model.

Pic related

The bad about these lighters is the arc is small which may be a problem. It lights cigarettes perfectly. Cigars you need to turn the cigar. If your smoking wacky tobaccy with a bowl you can't stick it straight in the arc does not pull and it won't fit that deep into bowl but you can get around it by putting one side of the prongs outside the bowl and one inside and turn it across the bowl.

For general fire starting it works better than gas lighters in some ways worse in others. The flame goes out pretty quick when you stop applying direct contact with the arc. But it will keep a continuous flame of whatever your burning if it is decently burnable.

It hurts a bit to touch which might accidentally happen as it is electricity you might get shocked if you place your hand to close to what your trying to burn. It feels exactly like those old joke packs of gum with one stick sticking out and it shocks you if you pull on it.

I really like it. It last a good bit without needing a recharge.

Oh a word of warning I don't think any of these rechargeable lighters stop charging when the battery is fill mine came with a warning not to leave it charging when it's fill or its gonna blow the fuck up.

>>55944492
Might as well have gottena Mi Max at that point

>>55944492
K6000 pro would have been the better choice

>>55944492
I like that it actually says "huge battery" on the back cover.

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>the fuck is going on?

has this happened to anyone else?

Seems like an item i'm buying fucks up the choose shipping method and it doesnt show up on the checkout page...

then pic related.


Any anons give me a hand?

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>>55943369
REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DONT I NEVER GET YOUS FROM THE OH-PEE

I found the meme pogeymans and rubber ducks originally.

>>55944639
what a bizarre gif

>>55944588
It's 20 euros more expensive for me, no meme screen

>>55944576
The 2 gig version is 40 euros more expensive

>>55944621
Try buying it separately

>>55944666
Should have saved 40 more euros then

My dad wants me to get him a big tablet for reading news and internet, and a bluetooth speakers, any ideas?

>>55944677

I did, one item just doesnt work. :^(

This doesnt work
http://www.gearbest.com/mobile-power-bank/pp_187685.html

Shipped to australia.

>>55944666
>oukitel
>no meme screen
Fell for the wrong screen meme satan, oukitel screens are near impossible to break

>>55944692
i got the xiaomi cylinder speaker and it's great

all chink tablets are disappointing for me cos shit battery life

my dad has a big samsung tablet that he uses to watch movies on, seems happy with it

>>55944692
Amazon fire tablet is good, what country are you from? Depending on the currency it might be or might not be worth it.

Xiaomi $20 speaker from gaybeast.

>>55944705
>he uses to watch movies on
Whoa, even you dad has a faplet?

>>55944723
he uses it mostly while taking two hours shits durin which he smokes and drinks beer. mostly he is laughing from the comedy movies he's watching, but maybe he's jerking it too

>>55944737
>he eats where he shits

O U R G U Y

Does he browse /b/ too?

>>55944699
It might not be letting you buy it at all. I ordered the same power bank to Australia and Gearbest made me refund the order because it was apparently against their new policy to send power banks to Australia and I know thats bullshit

>>55944533
can i light a gas stove with this?

TaoBao keeps asking for chinese captcha whenever I do anything. Have I fucked up

>>55944792
Yes

looking for a cheap $150AUD chink tablet just pretty much for reading with one hand so preferably 16:10.
any suggestions?

>>55944757

what the fuck aye

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>>55944831
Yeah, this is what they sent me after I bought it. I gave up after that

>>55944533
How much was it? Seems like it might be a decent trigger for a potato cannon.

>>55944748
probably not. but he used to read Viz which i guess was the 80s offline equivalent of /b/

>>55944826
had a chuwi vx8 but it couldn't maintain a charge so it's useless now that it's out of battery.

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>>55944354
Holy shit, I have the wallet from the same manufacturer. I was using it for ~4 years until recently coin section became kill. Hope yours will last longer, senpai

>>55944920
Four years for $5 is still pretty good.

>>55944354
>>55944920
>>55944939
>being cheap with the item the ladies care for the most
WEW

>>55944988
Women don't care about the wallet, they care about what's in it.
Spending less keeps more inside.

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I'm kill again

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Some fucktard from Croatia thinks he's being funny with the Randomizer's suggestion box.

And unfortunately he or she's not the first one to submit gay porn links...

>>55944988

Most bitches these days don't even know how to tie their own shoes, let alone tell the difference between real leather and fake shit.

>>55944995
>>55945056
t. virgin

>>55945051
:3

>>55945066
You're buying a wallet to impress people.
Fedora tipping tier.

>>55945051
Even so, displaying their ip is not cool mang.

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>>55943369
>Yes, we know everything is already from China

what did he mean by this?

Guys 2 I bought samsung micro sd cards with 48mbs advertised read speeds

One of them is fine but the other is only at 37mbs

Was I chinked? Should I ask for a refund? Or is that normal?

>>55945123
I bought 2*

damn im tired

>>55945123
>>55945139
excuse me?

>order a DS flash cart from china
>Arrives in 9 days

Not bad chinkpost.

>>55944844

fuck, well, thank you anon for the explanation.

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charged my rn3 pro from 48 to 100%, which is ~2080mah and used 9% of the total capacity. Which means the 18650's inside are close, if not at full capacity for a total of 20800 mah.

>>55944757
Shipping companies no longer allow batteries to be sent by air, because of how dangerous they can be when poorly made.

do both, the xduoo and the ruizu support 128 GB micro SDs?

>>55945201
and a link before someone asks
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/No-Battery-8x18650-DIY-Portable-Battery-Power-Bank-Shell-Case-Box-LCD-Display-Powerbank-Box/32676648179.html

took the cells from an old hp 9 cell pack, samsung 2600mah each

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>>55945158
This micro sd card was advertised as having 48MB'S read speeds but I am only getting 37mb's every time I test it. The write speed is fine

So this is a fake card or not? Should I ask for a refund? please no bully

Is TaoBao the same as Alibaba?

>>55945258
no Alibaba is generally used for bulk buying, i.e buying 1000 dildos rather than just one. TaoBao on the other hand, is similar to AliExpress, but in chinese, and with cheaper prices and more products

>>55945239
Unless the chinks chinked themselves, the description probably stated up to 48 MB read speeds.
So technically there's no reason for them to give you a refund.
You could always try getting one, but I'm not to positive about it.

electronic batches will always have some items that pass QC standards, but don't perform as well as the rest

>>55945300
>the description probably stated up to 48 MB read speeds

yeah you are right but fuck the other card was just fine, I wouldn't have cared about 3 or 4MB's less but 10 is really bad

They would probably ask me to return the item and I'd have to pay 3 times the cost of the item in shipping so I am gonna be generous and give them a 2 star rating

GearBest is doing a lot of changes today.

>>55945477
Like what?

>>55945487
New warehouse, a lot of prices in the old warehouse are getting bumped, I guess to encourage people to buy from the new warehouse.

>>55945477
as an australian, which warehouse should I buy from.

>>55945516
The cheapest is always the best option.

How is gearbeast returns?

>>55945499
Is the new warehouse faster to ship or what
what's the difference

>>55945562
More shipping options, registered is more expensive for me, but expedited is cheaper.

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Any recommendations for HTPCs/mediaboxes?

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>>55933089
>>55933262
I was able to get refund to GB wallet.

>>55945603
Orange pi pc

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Any good 4k chink screens yet?

What's a good desk/usb fan

>>55945605
Is the Mi Band any good? Is the software it comes with shit?

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>>55945633
Thanks, but I don't want to deal with nerd shit.

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>>55945660

Has anyone noticed changes in GearBest shipping prices after today's update?

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>>55945676
I'm looking for something to buy, not build, nerd.

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Got shipped message of 5£ chromecast, but I am still expecting receiving nothing.

>>55945720
Does the seller have anything else interesting?

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Which is the best for shipping to australia

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>>55945728
Well, http://stores.ebay.com/7cn3633/

Also he already got one negative feedback.

>>55945714
>build an sbc
Literally just flash android on it and use kodi you cunt

>>55945763
Don't bother he's a retard

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>>55945763
>>55945769

Why is it so hard to understand that I just want to buy something and plug it in? If I wanted to do it myself, I would. But I don't.

>>55945795
mxq

>>55945720
Ditto.
I'd care more, but it's $10 and PayPal has gotten my money back from scammers before.

>>55945748
Also if you check his feedback they're all from sockpuppet accounts on <$1.00 purchases.

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I'm sorry if we feel raped

>>55945837
did you post in the wrong thread

>>55945837
I wish to add that I am installing on a kingdian SSD right now

I'm very satisfied with it so far, let's see how long it will last.

>>55945860
>>55945859
No, we are now testing the real world lifespan of said SSDs.

I don't trust them that much, desu. But for the price I am very satisfied.

>>55945742
>Unregistered
Too hardcore for us.

>>55943579
Shark meme cards have gook Samsung flash memory you cuck

>>55944294
Just buy a dedicated numpad.
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/gay-aids-haver/32692374619.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/dragon-dildo-with-complimentary-anal-lube/1956246365.html
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/pooping-back-and-forth-forever/32607767617.html

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Which shipping method for the new gaybeast warehouse anons?

>>55945973
Netherlands Post has gotten GB packages to me in under 2 weeks.

>>55945973
Wait you can select what shipping method GayBest uses? I thought it was just a lottery

>>55945981
Where do you live? And were they unregistered or registered? Thanks.

>>55945997
Duh imagine living in the NL using NL post, or living in CZ using CZ post, or living in SE using SE post. You get the point, basically the countries gets used as a gateway and the time to your door depends on their handling and distance. So living in the country would mean it would go straight to you after they've got it.

>>55945997
America. I don't remember if they were registered or unregistered.

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I love how this is on the official sellers page

>>55945992
You can choose but they often won't pay attention

>>55945973
Bpost or Netherlands Post

>>55945973
I decided on Belgium post in the end as i can vaguely remember getting a package quickly with them.

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>>55946039

>cut off part of the fins (it is very easy)
>cut off part of the base is blocked

>>55946039
https://youtu.be/lCxNE6jzYcE?t=4m40s

It's like something from 42/11.

Tip for eurofags: if your debit/credit card offers fee-free currency conversion, always charge it in dollars. Never use aliexpress or PayPal's exchange rates. Aliexpress isn't too bad but PayPal have terrible exchange rates.

Any gucci articles anon can recommend?

>>55946108
paypal's exchange rates are like those currency exchangers in the airport who rip you off bad like doing 1:1 conversion for usd to nzd

I've decided to start keeping a spreadsheet with each shipping method, store, and time to delivery. May be useful for britfags and eurofags. Will post once I've collected some data.

>>55945051
>gay porn links...
Meatspin is actually from a tranny porno, not a 'gay' porno.
Now, whether it is actually gay or not is irrelevant because one is marketed to 'straight' people and the other isn;t

does gear beast have any coupons atm?

>>55945300
>up to 48MB
You don't understand what this means, do you?
This means a peak performance, those testing things give averages.

>>55945096
I'M GONNA HACK DIRECTLY INTO HIS IP ADDRESS

>>55946128
How to fix PayPal exchange currency
1. Log-in to your paypal account
2. Access https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_profile-merchant-pull-funding
3. manage converting options on your card, and set it to charge you in seller's currnecy instead of paypal exchange.

Now can another anon make tutorial for alipay?

>>55946128
They really are terrible. Noticeably bad even for small orders. I don't mind with aliexpress so much because the rates are decent and at least they're not trying to rip you off, but PayPal just pisses me off. They also make it difficult to change from their own currency conversion. It takes about 7 clicks to take off their shitty rates. If your bank charges for currency conversion and you buy a lot of chink shit, find a bank who do it fee-free. Your bank must be pretty shitty if they charge you for that.

>>55946172
Alipay: go to the top right hand corner of aliexpress and change currency to dollars. In the app it's in settings.

has anyone bought necklaces from gearbest?
http://www.gearbest.com/necklaces-pendants/pp_341107.html
http://www.gearbest.com/necklaces-pendants/pp_287533.html
feel like buying this, but unsure as to whether I will get chinked or not

>>55946224
These look like the kind of things to come through with half their stones missing.

>>55946224
no because I'm not gay.

>>55946224
it'll probably rub off green on your skin like all other cheap chink jewelry.

>>55946235
>>55946239
that's what I'm afraid of, probably shouldn't buy cheap chinkshit for these kind of things
>>55946236
it's not for me, I swear

Anyone found any decent coupons lately?

>kingdian
Between these and other Chinese SSDs, what's the best manufacturer and model for GB/$?

What do you guys recon is the least amount of money to get a chinkphone that is pretty usable and will last longer than a year?

150 bucks?

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https://www.rt.com/news/354712-plane-crash-bergamo-italy/

DHL plane crash in italia

>>55946172
ty for the tip i was wondering where this option was.

What does dispatch on gearbeast mean? Does it mean I have to wait 5 days for them to actually send it out?

>>55946326
just get a xiaomi redmeme Pro

>>55946381
Looks like the packets are still safe.

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>>55946381
I wonder if anyones chink shit got transported from France to Italy?

>>55944533
Link for this?
Can you zap people with it?

>>55946151
TIL

Anyone tried those Colorful SSDs?

Colorful is a big brand in Asia.

>>55946474
Does DHL even transport stuff from post china?

I mean, unless you pay for the outrageous expensive fast shipping.

>>55946524
Ever ordered a chink phone before and do not wish it to get stolen in shipping?

uhm... programing newb here...
trying to run the aliexpress store coupon script, I copied the text from here http://hastebin.com/isejilalav.py into a text file, and named ali.py
the from terminal python ali.py
but I get this error
File "ali.py", line 1
{\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\cocoartf1404\cocoasubrtf470
^

help?

>>55946474
Kek

>>55946545
Nope.

But I mean, if that happens you can just open a dispute.

Plane crash doesn't look too bad.

Time to move on.

>>55946524
>>55946552
>I mean
>I mean
>I mean

Fuggen americlaps and their filler phrases.

>>55946564
I'm not American.

What do you think the chances are of a Redmi arriving rootkitted?

>>55946546
looks like a formatting error

try getting it with wget or curl and try again

>>55944138
>>55944173
>mousepad
>do not bend

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>Every time I go to log on to Aliexpress on my phone my browser asks me for permission to use the camera

>>55945051
This link in the randomizer is a 404: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Brand-Watches-rose-Watch-Women-Men-Nylon-Strap-Military-Quartz-Wristwatch-Clock-hombre-40mm/32647767663.html

>>55944614
kek

>>55946583
some chink programmer dude just wants to lol looking at your nerdface

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>>55944074
Just get a Tomoko i-500

>>55946524
I think so, I traced back one of my tracking codes and ended up on the DHL ecommerce tracking website (which gave more details than 17track)

>>55943401

Propose to rename entire concept to ching.

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>>55946679
Ching Chiney General

>>55946679
No.

>>55946629
The font looks too bold. Also, did you insert your spacebar like that on purpose?

>>55946763
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

Do I really need a tempered glass thing to protect the screen of my redmi?

>>55946892
Depends on how much of a butterfingered spastic you are.

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>>55945051
>gay
That's an idea.

>>55947002
Why you gotta be a cunt? You Lithuanian by chance?

>>55945051
Can't just filter the domains?

>>55947016
Because chinkshit is a fucking forced meme.
And it's so fucking poorly written, while beeing on /g/.
Come on, step it up. If you want help hit me up :V

>>55947002
>implying my script doesn't just filter it out anyway...
>implying I didn't think of worthless neets
Well, at least you tried. I didn't put in a captcha for the convenience of /csg/, but I still wasn't retarded enough to not ban your IP/proxy after too many links. Keep trying.

>>55947071
Yeah, figured so, but I was bored AF so why not.
Also >IP Ban
nigga, 4th line.

You should add banggood and taobao to the whitelist

>>55947002
>this level of turbo autism

here's your (you), now go get a job or something

>>55947102
Doesn't matter, most proxies aren't anonymous and send off X-Forwarded-For headers. There's also Cloudflare in front of the whole thing to deal with spam.

>You should add banggood and taobao to the whitelist
Unfortunately, they refuse to be put inside an iframe, and end users will just get error messages.

>>55944173
>SMT mousepad
mah niggah

>>55947159
Open them in new tab?

>>55947214
Impractical.
I'm considering the possibility of grabbing a JPG screenshot of the whole page if others get too cocky.

>>55947159
Also, not gonna test this out, because I don't really want to fuck shit up for people, but wouldn't domain like "aliexpress.com.example.com" go trough the whitelist?

>>55946039

Link please senpai

>>55947245
There's no whitelist. Only a blacklist.
I want people to post more chinkshit on websites other than gearbest and ali, so I accept everything in hopes that we may find some hidden gems on some obscure chinese website looking for its 5 minutes of fame.

>>55947236
Not a bad idea.
If you want some help mail me at [email protected], bored af and got like a moth of time off.

>>55947236
If you want help mail me at hmu4chan at cock.li, bored af.

>>55947274
since you asked nicely

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/dual-90mm-fan-4-heatpipe-graphics-cooler-nVIDIA-ATI-graphics-card-cooler-GPU-fan-GPU-radiator/911415932.html

>>55947038
karpathy please

>>55947284
>>55947327
Bloody buggy POS. welp.

>>55947328

Looks like a good bit of kit, especially for the price, cheers!

>>55947283
Do you have a list of the top 10 IP addresses that have sent the most links? You can censor the addresses but I want to see what the biggest contributors to the randomizer are.

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I'm going to buy the superlux headphones while they're still on sale but i think that I'll need an amp for them, can someone recommend a good one for less than 40$

>>55947366
mine arrived yesterday
It's friggin sweltering today but I can't fit it because it didn't come with vram heatsinks

sods law innit

>>55947405
from what ive read you wont need an amp for those, they run fine off of motherboard sound card power

>>55947405
You¨re not gonna need any fucking amp for the 668b, unless you're playing from something that really is weak as shit.

>>55947405
Arant they 30om you dont need an amp for that, but if you need one check ali.

>>55947405
There were some FiiO ones om AliExpress for $28 also Superlux headphones sound good out of the box

>>55947388
Once I approve a link, its IP is discarded for the user's protection.
I don't do tracking with google analytics and such, but I do keep access logs... might wanna compile these and check it out. Will be back in a bit.

are there any chink windows tablets with AC wifi?

>>55946629
my ex is called tomoko, i can't buy that

What a slut.

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>>55947566

>>55947577
W-will she be my russian mail order bride???

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/5x-Unpainted-DIY-Blank-Wooden-Embryos-Russian-Nesting-Dolls-Matryoshka-Toy-FCI/32483451755.html

Who will be the first to buy this and paint Mitus?

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>Use the randomizer
>Keep having a masturbator suggested to me

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/box-of-dicks-crawling-with-aids/1725041958.html

The important question of course, is
"Is it any good?"

This is really off-color, but I'm curious.

>>55947624
buy it and see for yourself, it's only 12 dollars

>>55947624
This thing looks like it's gonna bite off your weenie

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>>55947562
>my ex is called tomoko
Anon... she isn't real.

>>55947577
Oh Shit, I know someone called 'Lena 'K' who buys stuff on Aliexpress!... I wonder.

>>55947630

Might as well give it a whirl. I imagine if I sterilise it before it begins its career, it'll be fine.

>>55947488
oi m8 pls do so I can just press some button, like space or something, instead of clicking "Go!".
Yes, I'm that much of a lazy piece of shit.

>>55947655
not that one silly

>>55947488
Most IPs are from the US, and the IPs are variable, so it's not just one poor dude who is using the suggestion box. Next comes the United Kingdom, Bulgaria, Austria, Italy, Netherlands, India...

>>55943369
>>55943369
>>55943369

Any update from Win Win?

>>55947660
Kek, you can even consult her feedback history.
She apparently bought some anti hair loss products.
Anyone want to give it a try?
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/free-shipping-Andrea-Hair-Growth-anti-Hair-Loss-Liquid-20ml-dense-hair-fast-sunburst-hair-growth/2015066807.html

>>55947717
I try to submit at least a few things every day.

>>55947692
Use the letter "G".

>>55947758
thanks, g

>>55947728
Oh, she uses it to buy notebooks and shit like that. I think she has a sony phone of some kind too - no chink phone. Not her in that case. kek

Question, does DHL ship during the weekends?

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Can I order a Chinese gf on aliexpress?

>>55946546
programing newb
script
.py
programing

>>55946524
Yes. DHL isn't very high end at least around here

>>55947802
sorry but you would have to go to chinkland and marry her first, won't fit in package too

>>55947802
Might be easier to find a Thai one

>>55946570
I mean I am not American, I meant to say.

>>55947728
>anti hair loss
confirmed trap

>>55943369
Based ching shit.

If you live in China, could you go to Aliexpress or Gearbest warehouses/headquarters and buy it from them directly?

>>55947930
No.

>>55947930
you could go tho shenzen global market tho

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Just ordered a PS2 memory card.
Will report back with results; see y'all in two months.

>>55947930
if you lived in china, you would just buy everything you would ever need from TaoBao

>>55947802
Postage would be a nightmare

>>55947802
Avoid asian countries mate, I spent a short amount of time at sea a few years back and most of the sailors who got asian wifes regret it. You have better chances with pinoy girls though but its not a guaranteed good choice.

>>55948011
I depends. If the delivery takes less than two weeks, she can definitely survive as long as she has enough water.

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AH FINALLY A SHIRT FOR ME

>>55948034
>chinese gf arrives
>you paid for an 8/10
>she's a 4/10
CHINKED

what's wrong with gearbest shipping method selection?
me and a buddy are trying to orded the same item and he can select free priority direct, while I can't and it asks for additional 9€
why is this happening?

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>see this in the randomizer
Where have I seen this exact plug before? Oh, right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvOTiQKkQMo

There are chinks on ebay selling cheap shit with 0 feedback. Should I order?

>>55948046
Just open a dispute and send her back. Easy.

>>55948071
It's eBay so if they scam you it's easy to get your money back.

>>55948073
>will only refund if proof of destruction
>please destroy item and picture

>>55948022
Sailorfag here. Pinay make much better wives than Pinoy. Just go to the NEX to buy them.

>>55948109
can confirm, I have a pinay gf
prolly gonna marry her one day

>>55948084
http://image.prntscr.com/image/87fcf5ad6d394312a75a3c5b9ef24292.jpeg
They accept only paypal is that bad?

>>55948109
>NEX
Who wants a dependapotamus?

>>55948168
PayPal is super easy to do disputes with. eBay and PayPal buyer protection are very good.

>>55948168
Why? If I can use PayPal for chink purchases i would every time

>>55948168
Paypal ALWAYS sides with the buyer
Even if you are a cunt trying to get your money back for no reason

It is great for buyer protection but sellers get jack shit protection and often lose their item and their payment because of people disputing

Another 404 in the randomizer: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Funny-Donald-Trump-T-Shirt-USA-presidential-election-Campaign-Vote-Republican-candidate-Tops-Tees-Men-Women/32657667694.html

>>55948218
Deleted. Thanks.

>Page 5
New thread?

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>>55948419
No worries, I'm making one now.

>>55947802
order a custom mousepad that says
>please kiss this and leave a lock of hair

>>55948442
I thought you retired on account of all the Discord bullshit, referral link spam and other infighting?

I've withdrawn all my cash so I can't be tempted to buy any more worthless chink shit

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New thread here
>>55948661
>>55948661
>>55948661
>>55948661


>>55948632
You thought wrong, here's why >>55934352

>>55948669
test

>>55945714
just get yourself fire tv stick and load kodi on it then

>>55948053
Depends on the price of the item

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>>55946381
>I'm sorry sir but you seem to be exceeding the speed limit