/roids/

WHAZUP brahs

what do we do about the Canadian source problem, /fraud/?

They don't accept EMT anymore

>>40637445
>what do we do about the Canadian source problem, /fraud/?

doesnt affect me at all

>>40637449
that's because you're in south africa you evil fuck

>>40637458
why does that make me evil?
I'm super chill most of the time - depending who you ask lol

>>40637465
wait who's from the canary islands

Wasn't that you

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>>40636817 #
Does it effect your sociability negatively also?

>>40636834 #
Never gotten any sides really. I guess I'm weird.

>>40637449
Looks like y'all have nice weather right now. I might try and fly down to Joberg with my gf.

How do you get the hardest and fullest erections of your life, /fraud/?

I started blasting and cruising last year and did 200mg test cyp/week every 9 days. By day 7-9 I'd have crazy boners. But then I'd have a couple days where I'd get ED for a couple days following. After that I started adding in adex and playing with dosages but I haven't figured out the best dosage of adex for me. Anyone wanna help a brotha out?

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>>40637468
That's canRE

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var vs tbol?

Sup faggots.

Just wrapped up my 2nd week on Test C. Been reading that others dont feel any affect until 4 weeks or more. Is this bullshit or am I feeling placebo? My str feels up bench jumped 10lb in a week.

>>40637468
>wait who's from the canary islands
his trip is literally Canary lol.

>>40637471
>Looks like y'all have nice weather right now. I might try and fly down to Joberg with my gf.
come to Capetown instead.

>>40637474
>How do you get the hardest and fullest erections of your life, /fraud/?
I make sure the bitch is hot, kek

>>40637484
>var vs tbol?
D E P E N D S

>>40637491
T H A N K S
I should have specified, my bad.
Stength is main idea

>>40637471
No, not really. I just get really fucking emotional and angry and paranoid.

>>40637491
I have no problems getting boners. But ever since injecting test, I couldn't believe how hard and full my boners were. I want that all the fucking time. Wind blows and I get hard as a rock

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>>40637491
>Capetown instead
I might. I'd only be there for like a week or so because I still have school untill later this year but I'm probably not going to fly 17hrs from Atlanta to SA again soon so I may as well see cape Town.

Are all those flowers blooming wherever that nature Park is near the city? I remember see Casey neistats vlog about cape Town and he shot some cool scenery.

>>40637505
var (legit var) is superior to tbol imo - if you dont mind paying more.

>>40637510
> But ever since injecting test, I couldn't believe how hard and full my boners were. I want that all the fucking time

inject test all the time then bromo

>>40637515
>Are all those flowers blooming wherever that nature Park is near the city?

I think so, not sure/

I just want to say that mast shilling the wrist roller is among the best advice I've ever seen on this board. That fucking thing is brutal and that and maybe jamming a massager in my elbow had severely helped my tendonitis. Hopefully my forearms swell the fuck up too, and I can finally do curls again.

what is test-e with GSO as carrier even suppose to look like?

How do I know what it's suppose to be like? Seems to have some shit inside it.

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>>40637526
Cool thanks mang

>>40637541
Np np <3

>>40637536
Should be completely clear with nothing floating regardless of the carrier. The only time you'd see floating shit is it was a suspension. Should be kinda greenish/yellow too. I mean it's oil colored.

>>40637526
> inject test all the time
Yes that is the plan. But what should my test/e2 levels be? Is there a set number or rule that can help achieve this for all guys?

>>40637556
there seems to be like little specks and little air bubles inside it tho what the fuck

>>40637562
>>40637562
>But what should my test/e2 levels be?
Idk, dont believe it is a exact science - usually just recomend uppin AI when simptomes of high e2 is present.

hey guys,
new to this thread
just one question:
is this a thread about steroid use?
not doctor prescribed steroids

the shit that makes you jacked?
not judging just wondering :)

>>40637571
Airbubbles don't matter. It only matters if you see hair or other floating shit in there. Chances are there isn't anything if you ordered from a reputable person

>>40637588
CIA pls go

>>40637589
it's a bit crystaly though

does that mean it's crashed

>>40637591
im not CIA im just a fatty that wants to make it, i could see myself here after im done losing weight and ready to start getting some bulk.

i just dont wanna go into this thread thinking it was something it wasnt and looking like a jack cunt

>>40637598
lol, this thread is about shitposting and druggas that make you big and stronk.

>>40637608
sweet B)
then ill see you guys in a few months

wish me luck

>>40637629
gl m80

>>40637588
Get the fuck out and never come back here faggot

what are you homos doing this weekend?
getting rekt and slaying poos?

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>>40637597
Yeah. But test e shouldn't crash unless you stick it in a freezer.

>>40637598
They can be prescribed my a doctor but if you're thinking corticosteroids then no, not those. Lose weight first then come back here.

>>40637668
Getting stoned, sleeping and playing video games. Ignoring my shitty roommate and lifting.

>>40637693
sounds fun.
what vidya you jamming?

>>40637704
I'm replaying the Darksiders series because it's really just a quality IP.

Might pick up a PS4 and try some new titles. I really hate video games but it's an easy way to numb out without drugs.

>>40637690
>Yeah. But test e shouldn't crash unless you stick it in a freezer.

It's just like a little bit crystally just on the sides (kinda hard to explain)

>>40637719
I use to play so much vidya in highschool, no it does nothing for me

>>40637754
It's just an easy escape from a shit living environment. Glad to be moving in a few days. Will never see the ho again.

>>40637764
>Will never see the ho again.
aware me of the ho situation?

>>40637776
Not much to it. I live with a bitch and I bought plane tickets to leave her ass. #l8r

>>40637785
> plane tickets
to where?

>>40637788
First to see some friends. Then visiting my sister and then my parents. Will probably get a studio out near my parents. I haven't really seen them in years and my fathers health isn't great these days. Might be nice to reconnect with family. Family is important.

>>40637812
ah okay, hope it works out nicely

>>40637812
Does this mean your career in pornography is over? Who is this bitch that you live with? Family is important. What changed with you bimbo? You talk to Chem lately???

>>40637817
It will nbd

>>40637821
No. my ex. Nothing's changed, I'm me. I talk to Chem a couple times a month. He invited me to live with him recently.

>>40637831
Good to change your living quarters if you don't think they are conducive to your growth. The Asian chick? Is he still with Nat? Is he still cycling? What does he look like?

>>40637853
Yeah the Asian. He left nat. He's about 205 lbs now.

>>40637862
Seems like you are good, that's what matters. Figured those two would get hitched, guessed wrong. Damn, he blown up. Shredded 205? Where do your parents live?

>>40637433
I have legit low T. A doc prescribed me a few months of a maintenance dose. My new specialist wants me to go off of the T to search for the root cause, since it dropped suddenly.

My Q is, after all is said and done if my T is restored to normal, I will have approximately 8ml of T. Is that enough to do a cycle?

>>40637879
Enough for 4 weeks 250mg E3D

>>40637873
He's a bloof monster but whatever fuck it.

I'm fine. Shit happens. They're in Atl. I hate that area but I want to support my family however I can.

>>40637890
ASSUMING it's 250mg/ml

>>40637879
> I will have approximately 8ml of T.
nope

>>40637890
Will that give some results? Would I need to add anything to do the cycle or is just T enough?

It's a target of opportunity for me, would probably not do a cycle otherwise, so not looking to do anything too involved.

>>40637900
Typical test E cycle at that dose is 8-12 weeks to my knowledge. And most people claim that the shit only begins kicking in fully around the point that you'd be done pinning.

So in conclusion: no

>>40637892
Damn, figured he would have gotten shredded. This conversation feels like the beginning of X-Men Days of Future Past. What are your goals for the next 3-6 months?

>>40637896
It is 250mg/ml.

>>40637898
>>40637920
Kind of figured it wouldn't be enough to really accomplish much, figured I would ask.

Thanks for the input.

>>40637900
Were I you, I'd agree with the other doctor that wants to get to the root cause of why you're boys aren't working up to par. Get yourself straightened out that way if you do decide to hop on gear you can do it in a way that can be tracked with bloodwork and you'll know that you're not fucking yourself up even further.

just imo

>>40637944
Yeah I'm totally going down that route. I just have an active prescription for the Test so I'm going to get them filled and keep the Test just in case, but I am totally going with the specialist to find out why.

Currently the leading theory is actually sleep apnea of all things. Apparently a long enough period of not getting actual restful sleep can fuck all your shit up. Not a 300lb lard monster, probably have an obstruction in nasal passage.

That's probably best case/simplest case. Just getting started with the other tests.

>>40637964
gl getting it figured it out bro.

busy making a playlist for smashing.
suggestions?

>>40638022

Here is my hick list:
>Fishing in the dark
>Any man of mine - shania Twain
>That summer song by Kid Rock bitches love that one

Definitely more I'm not thinkin of.

>>40637936
How is it like xmen? Refresh me on that movie it's been a couple of Years.

3-6 months? Parents offered to let me rent a room at their place. I might do it just because I'd rather give my parents money VS a faceless management company.

Save my porn money, work with father on a few of his pet projects and he might help with some marketing for me.

Really just expand business and save as much as possible (shooting for 10-12k by August) and then moving wherever I please.

Really taking time to organize my shit.

>>40638042
I'll checkem out, kinda tempted to add Scotty doesnt know lol, cuz next week's girl has a bf.

>>40637474
uh, with sildenafil 20mg i get boners so fucking stiff i worry about stabbing the bitch. it actually hurts sometimes.

>>40638059
You dog.

Also, Stacey's Mom is a good smash song. Anything featured in all the American Pie movies, those songs are just associated with having a good slutty time.

>>40638042
lolz dude, doubt any of those will serve my needs, thanks tho :)

>>40638081
Teenage dirtbag lmao

>>40637530
details? i have bad forearm tendonitis. went to my HMO and the therapist said to take a 3lb dumbbell, hold it out in front of you with both hands, and rotate it forward 15secs and backwards 15 seconds . it actually gets tough after about 15 seconds. seems legit.

>>40638082
Differences in the area I guess. All those songs are just associated with being out on the boat all day here and getting drunk and partying/having a bonfire out here.

Idk how anyone can listen let alone fuck to that garbage mumble rap that is made these days.

>>40638081
thats a good suggestion, shot.
some of the songs on the Official Yolo JB Slaying Playlist™ so far include:

50 cent - In Da Club
Eminem - Ass like that
50 cent - P.I.M.P

>>40638101
Hah love me some fitty. Those'll work.

how to buy pins

what to say?

>>40638111
Yas, sundays girl is DTF, so is Thursday's (really hope this one pulls through)

>>40638022
Purity ring
Chvrches
Kygo
Flume
Tobacco
Vallis alps
Dillistone
Eisley

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man roiding is super lonely. at least with recreational drugs you have to deal with dealers and other users to get them. it's actually quite social. in fact i'd even say it can help cure autism.

roids tho.. i get em anonymously online, talk to anonymous strangers about them, and that's it. no one in my personal life knows i'm taking them. feels weird, because it's an outgrowth of me wanting to better myself, rather than just getting fucked up on booze or coke because "muh anxiety", which i would tell just about anyone i knew about.
> tfw no gym bros because you live in a liberal stronghold surrounded by natty nu-males who unironically bench 50lbs.

>>40638115
just get em online.

>>40637530
I found working the extensor helped my elbow pain too. Just grab some rubber bands and open your fingers

>>40638137
checking these out now thanks x

>>40638145
My entire SoundCloud is just sex music so hmu

>>40638140
Lols, I have IRL roid bros.
P cool dudes.
Regularly go pickup goodies at one of my 2 dealer's places.

>>40638151
Shot, want this collection to be decent by thursday.

prefer /slightly/ aggresive music.

>>40638052
Things don't turn out how everybody had hoped and Wolverine is sent back in time to stop the event that created the current bleak future.

Rent the room at their place, that would be helping them a lot off the bat. Then you could spend more time with them and really understand the areas they need you most.

Sounds like a solid plan. I'll be rooting for you!

t. your favorite chocolate man

>>40638165
health is pretty aggressive, tobacco too. If you want ethereal anxiety try eisley or st Vincent. If you want hate fucking try streaker by tobacco.

I choke and spit on my roommate to that one.

>>40637490
Welcome to the magical world of frauding young paddawan

>>40638177
>If you want hate fucking

YAS thanks

>>40638165
Eric wareheim actually directed the music video and it's really Fucking cool. He directed water by health too.

https://youtu.be/aV7VNhzFLOQ

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i keep reading about how during a TestE-only cycle it doesn't really "kick in" till week 6 or so. I see it mentioned a lot, and people say that's when your blood is "saturated". However, SteroidCalc doesn't seem to show this at all. It makes it look like you are at peak levels after like 20 days. Is this just a meme?

What does it mean to have it "kick in"? How do you feel any different? I'm at week 3 and I'm feeling pretty good, libido slightly up, more energy, more drive to workout, etc. But I could also attribute this to me ending a hard keto cut and starting a bulk (carbs!).

>>40638188
this is creepy as fuck dude you tap girls to this?

>>40638177
>eisley
damn dude, are you talking about that band with 3 blond chicks and they are all christians? i saw them live once. totally forgot about them till just now. this was kinda the last place i'd think to hear about them.. fuckin weird.

>>40638210
All the time. The backbeat is sick. A girl actually turned me on to it and was like "abuse me".

>>40638213
Actually I thought they were Christian rock too for a long time. I don't think they are though, a band member dropped out a few years ago because he said the girls were far too spacey and psychedelic for his tastes.

If it's Christian it's really experimental and sad af.

>>40638188
freaky stuff lol

>>40638226
i think they just veil the reference in their lyrics. it's certainly not overt christian music. after i heard that tho i couldn't listen to them the same.
> tfw you also used to listen to tegan and sara
ugh

>>40638233
Can't get any more sexy than this tho desu I get lost in the deep pink every time

https://youtu.be/V7-yAX9ijuM

>>40638052
You legit work in porn? Where can I search you no homo

>>40638235
They officially list themselves as melodic indie. They may have been Christian in the 90s when they formed but like 2007 to now is really trippy psy rock.

I'd group it with the likes of st Vincent.

>>40638236
I could no pants dance to this one though. Idk about the last one lmao. FUCK i gotta make a move on this girl already, wanna use the song.

>>40638259
Flume makes top tier pussy music. If you want emotional lovey sex try recover by chvrches

https://youtu.be/JyqemIbjcfg

>>40638288
Im downloading alot of eminem now.

>>40638288
Thanks for the advice, I'll keep all these in mind. Gotta step up my game now.

ULTIMATE SMASH SONG OF ALL TIME : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_eYoGMCZqU

>>40638330
I'm not responsible for that.

Broods
Halsey
Chairlift
The internet
Gemini

Idk dude my sex music amounts to ez beats and sexy vocalists.

>>40638350
some of the songs you suggested were too calm for me.

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>>40638345

>>40638357
XD

>>40638350
In all seriousnesst this Flume group is good. Def gonna add these to my phone. Listening to Say it atm

>>40638355
U can play NIN obv

>>40638373
>NIN
nine inch nails?
what are good songs, idk them

>>40638371
If you like flume u might like purity ring.
>>40638355
You might prefer crystal castles or Marina and the diamonds

Marina is like bimbo music 101 literally tho all the songs are about being a ho I play it exclusively for hits yhat know they're hos just to make fun of them

>>40638378
I not going to acknowledge this like this is sex music 101

>>40638393
ugh soo bored now, waiting for a meeting to start.

this gona be a good song for thursdat <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

>>40638601
Pause at 0:57

Found the /fitizen/

>>40638617
rofl, well spotted.

Which compound(s) put on the most mass once you subtract water? (excluding HGH etc).

Didnt get much response last time.

Is there a general site for beginner questions about steroid use?

Like, how/where should one pin it in the muscle? How to avoid scar tissue formation? How to not kill one's self?

tl;dr steroid 101 faq that's reliable?

>>40638815

>>40638831
The reddit steroid wiki. Normally it's linked here. Just google reddit steroid wiki

>>40638908
Ye I'm reading it, ty.
Does it explain how to minimize heart enlargement that sounds spooky af.

>>40638666
difficult to answer.
lol

>>40639084
Your lord Satan demands the finest gains after He sheds the water

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>>40637719
>>40637754
I've had the same problem with inability to get involved in video games, it's a bummer I used to love them so much.

Tried dark souls a few times and just couldn't do it. One of the newer final fantasies too.

Give me some suggestions fraud. My favorite games are FFX, Zelda (ocarina and majoras mask), KOTOR, shit like that etc.

Low test sad cunt here, (sub 400, mid twenties, 15% bf), I was thinking of starting a 300mg/week test e for 20 weeks to see how I feel then doing a bulking cycle (ramp it up to 600 with maybe an added oral) in winter, does it sound sane?

Also, is there any point in going off gear if your natural test is horrible and you are not planning on heaving kids (assuming plenty of cardio, normal hematocrit, cholesterol and liver values)

>>40639332
the binding of isaac: afterbirth

>>40638188
that gave me both a boner and severe anxiety

>>40638345
You said you didn't like to fuck nigresses so this is only half as funny to me rn

>>40639354
>Also, is there any point in going off gear if your natural test is horrible
BnC hooray
>and you are not planning on heaving kids
you can even have some still, permanent shutdown is a meme if approached correctly. quit a lot of pro bb have kids, i myself have two, you just need to know what you're doing

>>40639835
not the guy you responded to but having the same questions. Couldn't you just freeze sperm?

How stupid would it be to do a test-e cycle (250 mg E3D) if it is impossible for me to get any blood tests done at all?

>>40639862
well, yeah of course. but there is a certain fun to making your own kid hilting it in balls deep vs. having some guy in a labcoat do it for you with his tools lmao

>>40639898
Yes of course, I mean just for insurance. There shouldn't really be any problem even after a long cruise?

>>40639920
i have some freezed too, just for lols and cause i got it on the cheap yeah. but generally, if you come off and pay attention to kickstart your stuff again, not much should go wrong. heck, therapeutic doses of proviron are known to cause little to no suppression and even enhance swimmer quality, so you could even cruise on that for a bit beforehand. then, pct with either the standard protocol or even a feisty serving of triptorelin and there ya go.

>>40639945
thanks man, will start blasting soon =)

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Roid boytoy here, slow thread might as well continue the saga kek

>she calls me yesterday
>no deal to be had (just copped a lot last week), no liftin planned cause its both our rest day
>hmm what could she POSSIBLY want from me then :^)
>chat a bit, agree to come over
>drink a bit (muh liver values tho), fool around like last time
>notice she lost some bloof, is she... trying to get prettier for me? who cares
>"hey Anon, you ever used cheq"
>"yeah, couple of times pre-surgery, gave me a PR or two"
>"no, I mean outside the gym"
>OH DEAR
>"n-no?"
>[SCENE MISSING]
>grunting, sweating, lots of cussing and wet squelchy slapping sounds
>[SCENE MISSING]
>nut all over her
>instantly shudder at the thought of having to cuddle and do romantic bullshit now, she said she won't but you know women amirite
>"you can go now. I need a moment"
>shoos me out the door with my cum still all over her tits and face
>reminds me that I'm supposed to spot her for bench later today
>my face on the whole ride home

There might be more to get out of this than simply copping pharma like candy, I suppose. Sorry you had to read this but WHO ELSE am I gonna vent to about banging someone like her.

>>40639956
have fun. post pics no homo

Guys what's worse
Recommending SS to a complete gym noob for maximum gains
OR
Recommending someone taking their ai at the beginning of babbys first test cycle ultimately making them crash their e2 from the get go?

>>40640030
>Roid boytoy here
haven't seen you before, she hot? the way you wrote this makes me think not so much, but never hurts to ask

>>40640057
Lel. 5 feet and change, strongwoman/powerlifter, more androgenic sides than an early stage FtM. Women are gains goblins, but she is a literal gains bridge troll ayy lmao

8/10 ass in normal pants though, and looks like she's trying to lose some bloof for me, which is nice.

>>40640091
jesus christ. but you do you m8. and sounds like the sex itself is kinda nice so w/e

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>>40640131
Not the worst I've done, and let's be honest, not the worst people in /fraud/ have done by a far margin. And yes, the sex is surprisingly awesome.

>wake up
>look like fucking shit
h-h-h-heh

having it back for a day and then having it taken away again, feels so fucking shit...

>>40640234
medical breakthrough: area teen's disfigurement is found to be contact allergy to narcissistic feelings

>>40640234
you post the same thing in every thread

no one cares

>>40640234
post body pic

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>>40638350
>Broods
>Halsey
>Chairlift
Idk why but I didn't expect you to listen to them.

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here is a 1 inch by 1 inch patch of skin before and after 14 minutes of tanning with mt2

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>Having bad pip in the left delt from Sundays pin.
>Do legs only on Tuesday instead of legs and shoulders due to pip.
>Wednesday bench day looks as if it will be a bust as my shoulder was hurting all morning.
>Decide to go in and do a low intensity work out as I feel my adrol is starting to go to waste.
>First warm up set kind of sucks but push through it
>Second set is a bit better so I decide to add more weight than I originally planned
>3rd set is when I finally figured out proper form on the bench and everything goes smoothly
>able to turn my last week's grinded 3rm into an easy 5rm.

Well it looks like pip isn't always a bad thing.

>>40640562
>>40640466

>>40640583
ur on tren, you cant be dyel, what are you scared off.

puss

>>40640591
doxing

its actually humorous as fuck though, having a trenbody on this face. i wear hoodies everywhere to look like i am not lifting/roiding to compensate for my disgusting face, so whenever i take it off you can see how fucking confused everyone is, at the optical illusion of an obese disgusting face on that kind of body.

So wait why dont people aspirate?
Dont you die if you inject into a vein?? That's what i was told at least

>>40640631
aspiration is outdated.

>>40640649
What about a vein though

>>40640577
working through light to moderate pip has become a habit for me. i mean, there still is the crippling kind that will make you roll up into the fetal position and curse whatever deity you believe in, but besides that, a bit of grinding and teeth clenching and there ya go

>>40640661
what about a nigger dick in your fucking faggot ass

>>40640621
Literally male butterface. Same desu although not as weirdly disfigured.

>>40640661
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25784149

please

>>40640621
>doxing a body
moron

>>40640666
Devilish digits speak the truth.

>>40640687
did you even read your study (hell literally just the abstract) before linking it lol

>Forty percent reported having aspirated blood at least once, whereas 6 RNs (4%) noted blood aspiration ≥13 times.
>Blood aspiration occurred most frequently in the dorsal gluteal (15%) and deltoid (12%).
>If a parental medication has different administration rates, dose, viscosity, or other concerns when given IM versus intravenously (IV), aspiration during IM administration should be implemented.

>>40640713
>Someone who isn't me plans to fuck a 16 year old in USA
>The person who isn't me is 24
>Or is it so risky that I shouldn't do it at all?

Alright, bruh

>>40640713
>using SWIM, at any time, ever
go fuck yourself

that said, should be doable if you're not a retard about it. implying she doesn't look like a literal barely pubescent schoolgirl, pigtails and cheesy mini skirt and shit.

>>40640735
>implying she doesn't look like a literal barely pubescent schoolgirl, pigtails and cheesy mini skirt and shit.
no she looks like an adult and doesn't have braces or anything. she can wear baggy clothes through the lobby anyway

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>>40640687
Thats saying aspiration is outdated because nurses didnt want to do ot properly? Dont really get what to take from that.
>>40640667
Also im pretty serious about this. i dont wanna die from this . Almost everything ive read comes down to dying from going in a vein

>>40640713
if you're going to fuck an underage girl don't do it in fucking public you literal mongoloid

lol at the idea that they don't have the right to ID her, they very much can hold her ID just because she's staying in your room

>>40640713
While >>40640735 has a point, depending on state you are in they may try and bust your balls over it SHOULD anybody suspect foul play, which is highly unlikely. Statutory rape is no laughing matter but honestly, who the fuck cares.

>tfw I now live in country where aoc is 14
>only chase cougars/women who are older than me exclusively
wasted resources

>>40640755
But How Are Mirrors Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real Omfg

>>40640713
I wouldn't do it just because that's me but I could see how you'd get away with it easily. Your biggest risk is if she tells someone.

But then again there would be no evidence that the meeting even occurred. Just make her wear a hoodie into the room, that way on the cameras you can't even tell it is her.

Just gotta be careful because sexual crimes are treated with special clout in burgerland

>>40640743
k then. still try to go james bond about this, because only sleazy motels never want to see guest IDs. normal hotels might or might not, no sane way to tell. please post from prison if you get v& so i can kek at your misfortune

>>40640755
basically there's no risk to aspiring, it's just considered pointless because there's a literally zero chance of you injecting into a vein if you're deep enough for an IM injection in the right area

you can aspirate if you want to but you also have to realize that you can pull blood in just from nicking a vein on entry, don't have to be in one, so that's a lot of false positives

>>40640767
>don't do it in fucking public you literal mongoloid
I don't really have another place to do it. She lives a decent distance away and I think "transporting a minor far away with intent to fuck her" is probably a charge on the books somewhere.

>>40640631
lots of people dont aspirate, but i personally do it. It takes out 5 seconds of my life and makes injecting just a tad bit safer.

You dont die, but you definetely feel like you are dying if you hit a vein

>>40640713
Some good points raised ITT, but, and pay attention: Your problem is NOT someone finding out. Your problem is her being a teenager who can't keep her mouth shut. She will tell somebody, if only for bragging rights in front of her friends, and that's where they get you.

>>40640824
>that's where they get you.
literally how though. if she tells someone next week there won't be evidence that it happened. I could just play it off like she is a crazy teenager and we are just friends, she was just bragging with a lie, lying like teenagers do, in order to seem cool to her friends. What kind of evidence could they even admit in court? I can't think of anything

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>>40640713
disgusting

>>40640854
You are a male of legal age in burgerland, she is a female minor. As soon as she even begins to mouth the first two letters of the word rape your ass is going backwards onto Tyrone's prison nigger cock at full speed.

>>40640713
>nobody even really cares if you do get caught. Is fucking 16 year olds in America the same way?
let me put it this way, all hollywood producers fuck 14 year old boys and girls on a weekly basis and most of the time it could be described as half-consensual at best

>>40640872
>As soon as she even begins to mouth the first two letters of the word rape your ass is going backwards onto Tyrone's prison nigger cock at full speed.
all according to keikaku

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>>40640713

>Hi, why don't you take a seat over there?

>>40640713
>>The hotel staff have no reason to suspect a crime is taking place, nor can they legally ID her.

>old creepy fag walks into hotel with kid, looking around suspiciously and nervously

>AM I BEING DETAINED
>AM I BEING DETAINED

>>40640854
post vid of you telling the sjw judge you have to defend your rape accusation in front of that "IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO"

>>40640899
lol

>he actually got banned for that post
lmao

>>40640908
>>40640917
>>40640919
Alright whatever. I guess it's a bad idea. I will tell this person to cancel everything.

"Burger land" really is a police state

>>40640713
deleting won't help you, already capped it and sent to the fbi along with your IP

u dun goofd m8

>>40640917
>>AM I BEING DETAINED
>>AM I BEING DETAINED
always makes me laugh

>>40640929
Literally wait a year and an arbitrary number of months and days and boink her all you want. If she's worth it, all the better, if not, boink lots of other sluts to cope.

>>40640941
>AHHHHH HE FUCKIN TASED ME
>HE FUCKIN TASED ME
>WHATS YOUR BADGE NUMBER
>WHATS YOUR FUCKIN BADGE NUMBER

>>40640929
what buffles me more is that 16 year old girls are ready to fuck some creepy old 24 year old in a fucking hotel room.

Remember, dont give birth to kids in murica, they will end up like this.

>>40640934
kek

>>40640929
Dont forget to hang yourself

>>40640946
sad as it sounds, this is the way to go if you REALLY need to tap teen ass. they magically turn into responsible adults at 12:01am on their birthday lmao

>>40640963
25 here and I've been fucking 16 year olds (one I even fucked in her mom's bed lmao) off Tinder for like 4 years now

Canada though so it's legal here

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>>40640934
joke's on you i return-screencapped this entire thread and sent it to FBI and DEA for analyzing and backtracing of your IPs. You are all going to jail for elicit use of Creatine Monohydrate.

Looks like we are all going to jail together.
I hope you know how to keep your mental stamina up in a isolated cell..

Heh nothin personnel kid . . . . .

>>40640994
>Canada though so it's legal here
what a joke

>>40640995
kys immediately

but i chuckled. well done

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>>40640995
>elicit
>personnel

>>40640993
Life finds a way.

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Why are girlfriends such a bother? Life is so simple when you are alone.

Is being single the real way?

>>40640993
Why'd Americans choose 18?
Why not 17 or 19?

It is a strange arbitrary number to settle on. What are the reasons?

>>40641039
date better women then

t. they all suck but to VERY varying degrees

>>40641045
it's not even 18 anywhere, over half the states have the age of consent at either 16 or 17

>>40640994
are you chad or are 16 year old girls just fucking retarded?

I mean we had this ugly goof of Alex fucking girls out of his league so i guess murica and leaf land are just perfect for that.

>>40641045
18 will get you shady looks too of you're over 21 yourself, it's just not illegal. 18 just seems convenient cause most finish highschool at that age and have to make important life choices anyway. If you can choose what college to go to, you can choose what cock to bounce on.

Or whatever the fuck else. Not that I care. Aoc where I live is 14 but I'd still get v& for some bullshit reason eventually cause that implies general consent to sexual stuff (i.e. anything funky is illegal between minors of the same age before that too, not a free ticket for 50yr old pervs to hit that).

Implying I would even want to fuck someone who is literally younger than my youngest sibling to begin with. All this is a stupid discussion anyway.

>>40641054
.. Why did half the thread just freak out about fucking a 16 year old like it's such an egregious crime then? Obviously Americans are against the idea, which is probably reflected in the law somewhere. We are in a thread of degenerate needle pokers and even we criminals find it offensive. Therefore you have got to be wrong, dude. You're probably just not reading the law close enough

>>40641092
>even we criminals find it offensive
nigger i have been shitposting out of boredom throughout the whole thing. i honestly so do not give a fuck about who fucks whom at whatever age. the only serious posts MIGHT have been Moosey being disgusted and rape accusation anon laying down some hard truth. besides that, nobody fucking cares.

>>40641092
>getting more gains with illegal substances that harm no one is the same as being an old creepy fuck doing it with underage b8

creepy perv detected

>>40641117
>and rape accusation anon laying down some hard truth.
From what I understand, you people living in The United States of Fried Butter have to worry about rape accusations at any age though. 17 year old, 22 year old, or 34 year old accusing you of rape, all of those end with you in jail, regardless of veracity of claims

>>40641092
We have a couple of states where you can legally marry your underage cousins, and iirc two or three who technically don't forbid sibling relationships. How serious do you think we take the topic right now.

>>40641134
Its not underage if its legal where you are

>>40641147
depends on area and judge/lawyer to an extent, but basically, yep.

>>40641166
supreme tumblr overlords when

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>>40641092

>>40641147
Well, that's the main gist of the current situation. It gets worse if the girls is underage and/or alcohol is involved though. SJW judges are a bane on men everywhere, but they need at least a wee bit of however minute evidence the older and more sober the so called victim was while the """"""""""crime"""""""""" took place.

>>40638194
Wasnt it like 2 weeks till u start noticing it?

>>40641224
>Puberty
JEEEEERRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

>>40641224
The single puberty one down there makes me sad. I mean, 12 and 13 in the surrounding areas is not much better but they literally seem to think if it bleeds it breeds regardless.

Shitposting this thought a bit further, some girls don't reach puberty until age 14 or later depending on genetics and hormonal balance. Does this mean you actually have to wait longer to fuck those, no matter the age?

>>40641226
>""""""""""crime""""""""""
kek not enough, add like 10 more on each side. i mean, honest to goodness rape is a disgraceful thing i do not condone, but stacey deeply regretting some fierce dicking is by far no reason to jail someone.

>>40641261
yes, basically it means she needs to be of breeding age to have sex

>>40641224
jerry frantically learning spanish as we are speaking

>>40641295
>of breeding age
But that's exactly my point. "Puberty" does not imply age. There have been 8 year olds with tits and 16 year olds who had no periods in recent medical history. That's like specifying the amount of drugs you can have legally as "some".

>>40641054
In Alabama you can't buy tobacco till age 19. Kind of a bummer on senior year spring break.

>>40641326
no, again, it means exactly what it says

she needs to be able to have kids to be allowed to have sex. person to person basis.

>>40641342
Ah. I was being facetious first, as claimed in my post before, but that's actually an interesting concept.

And gross, holy shit, fucking pedos. But intriguing from a legal viewpoint.

>>40641340
that's what I love about some places in yurop. you can fuck before you can vote, you can drink before you can drive, you can buy weapon strength painkillers before you can smoke cigs.

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OK this weird discussion this whole morning made me think something:

So, say you meet a girl on campus. She starts talking to you and lies to you saying she is 18.
She is actually a 15 year old who is in college through an early start program, but she does not tell you this.
You do your business and have sex, later she gets caught by dad and claims to have been raped, or claims that you knew the whole time that she was underage.

What the fuck would happen to you? You would get put away wouldn't you?

>>40641390
yup, not knowing is not an excuse. you still get fucked by the law.

there's been a couple of cases like this that you could probably google

>>40641340
>spending spring break in Alabama
well there's your problem

>>40641390
>What the fuck would happen to you?
you have three guesses first two are free

>>40641415
>yup, not knowing is not an excuse. you still get fucked by the law.
LOL! What the fuck! but she lied to him, how is that possibly fair?

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>>40641301
That's Señor Jèrry to you.

>>40641390
If she was willing to press charges you would likely go to jail which is pretty fucked up. Depending how old you are you may be protected by Romeo and Juliet statutes.

>>40641421
>fair
Fairness is something for drug tested sports events. Life isn't fair most of the time.

>>40641425
>you may be protected by Romeo and Juliet statutes.
Not really applicable in his scenario, highly unlikely even if it were.

>>40641390
>>40641421
Anderson’s story began last winter when he drove from his home in Elkhart, Indiana, to Niles, Michigan, a town 20 miles away, to meet up with a girl he had met on the dating app, “Hot or Not,” and the two had sex.

The girl later admitted to police and testified in court at Anderson’s hearing that she lied about her age, telling Anderson she was 17. She was really 14. The age of consent in Michigan is 16, and Anderson was 19 years old at the time. The girl had also registered in the “adults” section of the dating app.

Anderson pleaded guilty to the misdemeanor charge of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct and spent 75 days in jail. He was also ordered to register as a sex offender, which came with notably strict probation.

Under his probation with his original sentencing, Anderson was forbidden from owning a smartphone or using the Internet. He is not allowed to talk to anyone younger than 17, other than immediate family. He is banned from going to any establishment that serves alcohol and he has to be home before 8 p.m. every night.

>>40641454
>tfw I was about to post this exact story
the hivemind, it works. also holy shit, this hits me hard every time.

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FUCKING TWC INTERNET IS DOWN AGAIN. I SWEAR ON ME MUM.

>>40641449
>highly unlikely even if it were.
True, plus it'd likely still get you a misdemeanor sex law charge which wouldn't look good.

>>40641478
Yep. See >>40641454 for reference. Ain't no way out of this. I praise Satan everyday that he gave me a severe MILF fetish.

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>>40641441
stop making me feel things

>>40641454
That's what you get for using Hot or Not :)

Seriously though, what the actual fuck.

>>40638111
It's fiddy. Not fitty.

>>40641454
>Under his probation with his original sentencing
please tell me they toned it down a notch. at least that seems to be implied here.

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>>40641489
It's truly disgusting that it's somehow completely his fault in that scenario. She couldn't even plead that she was under the influence of anything at the time. She just gets to lie and fuck up his life until he dies.

The sex laws need a massive overhaul in this country given the prevalence of social media and you get girls actively seeking relationships with older ones.

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>talking to qtczfiancee about her host family
>she's just going to abandon them since they're being cunts
>she's moving here once green card paperwork is in, helping her pack on trip
>dad of this family is borderline alcoholic richfag with a shit attitude
>mom is equally as awful and makes weekly trips to commiefornia to cuck her hubby with her bbc boss
>kids are both out of line little shits (at least the one, one is too young to know yet)
>parents literally hand her a book called 'love and logic' to teach the kids
>it's some SJW bullshit about giving them choices and making them happy and listening to what the kid says

semi-related

>going to dinner with this family + her just so I can meet them
>just telling qtczfiancee I'll probably talk about guns, whiskey, etc. with the dad the entire time because those are his two hobbies
>she tells me they're making her watch and feed the kids during this dinner together even when I'm supposed to be meeting them
>she's pissed
>she asks me if we can try something
questionmark.png
>suggests that I put her vibrator in her on the highest setting and tie her tight pair of panties to her during this dinner
>tell her I'd love to but ask exactly why
>"so that you and I both know that while I'm taking care of these awful kids, I'm soaking wet, glaring at you waiting for you to fuck my brains out in the car"

W H E W L A D S

One more fucking day :'^)

I'll get some pics and maybe videos for you boys to upload to dropbox, if she's down

>>40641548
Hook it up Slav, for the love of all that's good!

>>40641537
he appealed and got some restrictions lifted but still ended up getting fucked
>But with his resentencing, a few of those restrictions have eased.

“He’s still going to have some restrictions under probation,” Les Anderson said. “He’s now allowed to use the computer, but for school only, which is fine.”
>In his original sentencing, Anderson was ordered to register as a sex offender and remain on the Michigan and Indiana state registries until 2040. He has now been removed from the Michigan list, but remains on the Indiana list.

Is it true that HGH will grow my skull?

I am 6'2 and have sort of broad shoulders, yet my skull is only 56cm circumference, which is tiny. It's become way more noticeable after I started lifting and I've become very self conscious about it.

So I was considering jumping on a cycle of HGH, since I heard it could fix the problem, but I have no idea how to use it, nor if it would even grow my skull at all.

>>40641542
I could (and have before) spark hourlong discussions about this, not because I'm personally affected (re: milfs), but because the legal and moral implications make my head spin. But, what's the use. Fuck this shit. Let's turn into flaming MGTOW supporters for all I care.

>>40641548
>>it's some SJW bullshit about giving them choices and making them happy and listening to what the kid says
You sound like a horrible person if this isn't how you view raising a kid. Then again, rich little twats need a stern hand to not turn into rich adult twats, so you may have a point.

On the off chance you're not roleplaying all of this, seconding the dropbox idea hard as fuck btw.

>>40641548
>I'll get some pics and maybe videos for you boys to upload to dropbox, if she's down
yeah, that's going to happen

I'm still waiting for your videos of your roommate that you "showed the cops" that you promised :)
>believing anything c-p says, ever

>>40641579
feck. it's something at least. still, what. the. hell. m8.

Lads i lost another 300$ worth gambling for mmo cash shop upgraders and got nothing out of it but even less savings

I hate myself so much i wana starve myself outside 4 scoops and be a skinnier twink to save money.

The n ill just whore myself on grindr for meals and money i just want to suffer and die.

>>40641548
spoiler: none of this ever happened

>>40641596
>On the off chance you're not roleplaying all of this
see
>>40641599

you're either new here, delusional, or being sarcastic, i really cannot tell. but at least he's putting some serious effort into it, which makes it enjoyable for me.

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>>40641585
nigga just wear a fuckin hat

if all you have as far as insecurities go is a slgihtly small noggin I think you're good

but yes HGH will do that in high dosages with prolonged usage

>>40641599
>>40641572
>>40641596
>>40641627

It'll probably be mostly pictures, she's okay with that but is still a bit uncomfortable with video. Gonna try to convince her though, could change once I'm there.

>you sound like a horrible person if this isn't how you view raising a kid.

I probably worded it poorly, I'll give you the exact scenario she gave me that the book uses

>kid doesn't want to get in the car for soccer practice
at this point I would say "get in the car, you have practice and I won't stand your attitude" like any reasonable parent would (followed by punishment, no toys, spanking, bed without dinner, etc. if they don't listen) it suggests the following:

>ask the child "do you want to go to practice now, or in ten minutes?"
>listen to what the child says, and do what they say they would rather do

like what the actual fuck

this literally raises entitled little fucking faggot children who whine for everything because it was always up to THEM and they always made the decisions

>>40641633
Eh, giving kids a choice that leads to them doing what you want but giving them a false sense that they can decide for themselves works for toddlers and preschool children quite well, builds a bit of self worth they need not to get bullied in school later. After that, it'll bring diminishing returns if done in hippie style positive reinforcement style, yes. More so if the lil shit in question is used to being catered to like the rich cunt he is implied to be.

>discussing child care with someone whose father allegedly listened to alex jones all day
:)

>>40641579
Wait, does the sex offender registry only follow you within a state? Or if you move to florida do you still need to tell your neighbors that you're a sex offender in michigan?

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>>40641633
>It'll probably be mostly pictures
What are her stats height, weight, cup size? I only want petite grill pics por favor.

>>40641633
for the love of god stop posting

>>40641633
You are a roleplaying basement dweller and should never reproduce.

Not to say I wouldn't be interested in a dropbox full of lewd stuff nonetheless kek

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>>40641686
You have to reregister whenever you move to a new state and notify your neighbors. Find the map online and put your address in to see how many live near you. I think it's like familywatchdog or something.

>>40641713
NYS

>>40641713
10/10

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>>40641684
I'm not saying never give kids the choice, that's just as bad in the opposite direction, they should have options to reinforce that positive leadership ability. But giving them the choice ALL the time, especially in what is largely a parent-made decision is just downright stupid.

>discussing child care with someone whose father allegedly listened to alex jones all day

kek, to be fair even though he's a bit of a loony I wouldn't trade pa for anyone. Raised me well enough, have a lot of respect for him considering I was a fucking horrible kid by my own decision (and because of my mom) and he stood his ground

>>40641691
165cm, 115lbs, I think b-cup? or small c? I don't remember what she said, but they fit her frame well. Definitely very petite

>>40641713
lmao 100 100 senpai

>>40641714
suggestions for a way to get timestamp in the picture without her knowing? wear a condom and write it on the base? kek, that's all I can think of

>>40641764
Write it on your hand m8, or on on your wrist

>>40641775
yeah but she'd see that afterwards or even during

>on wrist

maybe I'll just wear my watch and put a piece of masking tape on the band or something with the timestamp on it. idfk

>>40641713
>>40641717
>>40641738
>>40641764
I don't get it

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>>40641764
>165cm, 115lbs, I think b-cup? or small c?
Wow those are actually pretty good, ideal GF size material right there.

>>40641807
she also has

>B I R T H I N G H I P S

probably pretty damn similar to the pic you posted too, although she isn't THAT slim (though she wants to be) and has slightly smaller tits

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>>40641633
Ok fuck, i can't figure out how to edit my dumb face out so here i am again.

Thanks for solving my problem lad

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>>40641717
Wow, sex offending is pretty common apparently

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>>40641825
I don't actively seek out /birthing hips/ but as long as they're not stupidly wide and she's still petite it's all good.

>>40641829
really doesn't seem that bad to me, and HGH only causes the top of the skull to 'distend' anyway (look at rich piana/kai green)

I'd just avoid wasting money on GH just for that, especially when it doesn't look like you need it

>>40641858
yeah, just got my canon g11 battery charger working again too so they'll be noice pics, if I can frame them right kek

>>40641764
Raising a functioning child is no rocket science, even if some parents make it out to be. I'm just worried cause you also claimed you want to homeschool and turn them into self-sufficient survivalists and stuff, you might have good intentions but you might mean well but do bad. Oh who cares, down the line you're just a goof who likes to brag about stuff that has only a 50% of having happened on an Indonesian foreskin tattooing bulleting, so I should and will take anything you say with a grain of salt anyway. Just a bit of thought spitballing from an oldfag and father of three, I honestly do not give a fuck about what you do.

Not same anon but
>timestamp
You claimed she likes choking to the point of passing out. Choke her, wait until she's done for, put timestamp in pic, continue fucking her when she comes to. Ezpz.

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>>40641834
You a power bottom or what?

>>40641834
Lol what shithole. The only one in my map near my house is a black dude who moved already but it shows him as still living in that house.

>>40641834
that's pretty spooky tbH

>>40641829
lmao you look like someone drew a british person from distant memory

as for your question, GH won't do jack shit for your problem.

>>40641875
>canon g11
Nah you gotta fly FL out there to do his fancy camera shots and shit famalam.

is it possible to have a fully oral stack to start off with.

i have crippling autism about needles (as well as diagnosed autism)

>>40641899
>you look like someone drew a british person from distant memory
TOPPEST KEK

>>40641903
"no"

>>40641903
no

>>40641875
Yeah, you already turned me off the idea with that "in high dosages with prolonged usage" comment, I just thought it'd be funny to post a picture of me in a hat.

>>40641899
haha, that's gold man

>>40641903
Yes it is, you might not feel as good but plenty of people do it and you will still make gains.

It is better to add test but give it a go see how you respond.

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finally got a hold of some NPP lads

>>40641943
go away krieg

>>40641923
That picture made my day. You look like my little bro back when he was a stoner. Would hang out with.

>>40641939
Trip on Tcruiz

>on week 10 of what was supposed to be a 12 weeks cycle
>already resigned myself to extend it to 20 weeks
>also turned it into a blast instead of a cycle
le one short cycle meme

>>40641954
no

Are you faggots still using DNP?

I'm looking to escape Skinnyfat/slightly chubbyfat as soon as possible.

170lb, ~20%BF. Big gut for my weight.

Also, I'm on dutasteride for balding lol. Can a low dose test/NPP cycle benefit me?

>>40641982
Finished a 3 week DNP cycle last week. Dropped from 108kg to 99kg in about a week using amphetamine to not eat. Highly recommend it.

Wish DMP came back 2bh

>new guy moves into apartment next to mine a few weeks ago
>xboxhueg rick pianoman monster but kind of a bro
>homegym, more free weights than some actual gyms (showed me pics)
>hear him blasting k-pop all day long while grunting and slamming plates on the floor

and I thought swole weebs only exist on /fit/. then again, he might even lurk ITT. if so: hi jack!

>>40642007
Good to here.

I've read that modafinil or however you spell it and ephidrine are highly recommended. Any other supplements?

Also, is reddit still a doable source?

>>40641982
>>40642007
>>40642034
kys

>>40642039
at least give me a reason

>>40642046
no

>>40642051
then i will continue to bless you with my presence and substance noobiness

>>40642028
hi dave. i can hear your porn so we're even :)

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YO fucking faggot ass bitch niggers I am taking a 4 hour road trip with my girlfriend tomorrow, do you sluts know any good audio short stories or plays or something I could download that run about that long, and would entertain both a MAN and a WOMAN?

>>40642034
Modafinil is shit. Ephedrine fucks your blood pressure up. Just get some amphetamine as adderall or speed to stave off hunger and give you energy.

I don't know about reddit but if you use tor you can find sources incredibly easily.

>>40642063
ok

how do i come out of the closet as fraud to my friends? i been tempted to tell my closest friend i like sticking things in my butt, many of my friends are normies who have been brainwashed that roids will kill people.

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>>40642067
LOL name's not dave and I only watch porn with headphones. 10/10 though thank you, should have seen that coming

>>40642069
Your sex has nothing to do with your personal taste retard. My husband loves gardening and I'm into videogames.
Why don't you try, I don't know, fucking mentioning what you guys like if you want suggestions, retard? Or try yknow the fucking 4chan board devoted to books you dumb shit.

My suggestion is harry potter

>>40642071
I will look into it. Thanks, guy

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>>40642069
Nah just have her scoot closer to the center console and play with her clit a little. Download a Spotify playlist though.

>>40642097
stay safe
love you x

>>40642096
>my husband
>gamer gurrl
>unironically sending people to /lit/ for honest book recommendations, audiobooks no less
>harry potter
holy shit where should i begin

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>>40642105
her name

NOW

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>>40641548
sounds like my girl

supersubmissive, loves to be dominated and treated like a bitch, also into a little bit of humiliation like tying her up and taking pics or videos, loves anal and gives head like a boss, also shes like half my height and curvy af

>she has dimples on her lower back and loves to cook and bake
>she grew up in a superclean home so she cleans too

fuck i just realised i need to wife this one

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>>40642161

Yo no se

hey guys how do i become a true bodybuild?

did our primadonna gay pornstar leave us forever ?

>>40642398
literally ctrl-f in this thread you ape

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>>40642414
thanks for help

>>40642247
damn

Will I need AI on test cyp250, 50mg winny ed, masteron 600

>>40642621
you should know this from having run test only before in a previous cycle :)

>>40642650
I have done test cyp 250 before with zero problems. I only really start to bloat at 500.

still, some might say just because you don't show symptoms doesn't mean your levels aren't fucked.

Just trying to be sure buddy.

>>40642621
>>40642693
no AI is a meme. that said, the amount you need can vary greatly. get bloods if possible.

>>40642693
how the fuck are we going to know your estradiol levels, do you think we're wizards?

you ran test at 250mg/week without any issues before and you're adding mast which has slight anti estrogen properties, you should be fine

>>40642741
I certainly hope for you that you don't need AI on a cruise level of test

which is what 250mg might be for this guy depending on his response rate

>>40642778
matter of fact I would on 250, exact reason why I cruise on 200. but yeah, everybody is different, so this is a moot discussion mostly.

>>40642096
Can you talk trash about me too? I'd love a woman to do that

>>40642096
Simmer down frodo

>>40640713
>>>/k/33233712

>>40643218
i get this reference

>>40639881
I've been on 350mg test for almost 3 years with no bloodwork at all

>>40643451
>if I don't know about the problems it means there aren't any

>>40643501
exactly

>>40643451
aka the *puts fingers in ears* "LALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU" approach

>>40643501
>>40643533
What's the worst that could happen?

>>40643451
Test e/c or prop?

Also have you noticed any positive changes in your life ever since you started taking it?

Also what was your test (if you know) before you started supplementing?

Thanks in advance for answers, genuinely curious.

>>40643548
lipids and other critical blood values fucked to hell and back, mainly. some other less worrying stuff depending on compound and response.

>>40643611
but what happens when they're fucked?