/Fraud/ - Steroids and I don't even know what else anymore

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first for bimbsy

Will foam-rolling my nipples get rid of gyno?

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Those blacktops are getting good blood results. Time to hop on the growth train I guess.

>>40643750
Kek.

>>40643705
no you don't, this is nothing you should yolo

>b-but bodybuilder X does 3 grams a week for 10 years and is still alive and kicking
well, he's not you

>>40643714
depends if doc or private labs. generally, the whole lipid spectrum, triglycerides and the other factors, all that noise, along with hematocrit while at it, never hurts to know that either.

>>40643750
meanies, the lot of them

>>40643761
did you take that ss ?

>>40643755
Nipple stimulation of any kind actually provokes prolactin release even in natties, let alone fraudsters.

Warning i am about ti post more retarded shit rhat i wont femember, benadryl is about tibl kcik in

>>40643750
the """mustache""" sickens me. otherwise, would. n-no homo.

>>40643801
dude havent you fucked yourself up with that shit like 2 months ago.
what the fuck are you doing,what are you trying to do ?

>>40643801
Good riddance you fucking plague on our lives.

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Found a gym in Prague. Christians are actually good for something turns out, the YMCA is pretty dope here.

>tfw no idea what kg to lbs are
>see some Czech dood with almost 2pl8 on bench
>ask to work in with him.
>25,10, and 5 on each side.
>reps of 8.
>"I do 90 kilogram" Czech dood says
>ok.jpg
>add another 5, we not even 2pl8 yet, right?
>finish off another two sets of 8
>tfw it was 90 kg of weights and a 20 kg bar.
>tfw I go home and figure out I was repping 242 lbs with this guy.

How does one gain strength after not working out for two weeks exactly?

>>40643801
The fuck, I thought you stopped that retarded shit.

>>40643755
Yes.

>>40643778
>meanies

Agreed. Bimbsie is ravishing.

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>>40643783
Nein.

>>40643869
it was probably 17,5 kg or 15 kg.
what are you doing in prague,waltmart of eu,run away my mang.

>>40643869
x lbs / 2.2 = x kg (roughly, they're standardized a bit differently as far as actual pl8s go but should work)

>>40643750
Fucking hell the difference between a beard and clean shaven on him is mad. Quite attractive with facial hair and like a down syndrome neanderthal without facial hair.

>>40643869
>How does one gain strength after not working out for two weeks exactly?
Depending on the volume and frequency you had before it's simply CNS recovery, deload rebound if you will.

Or it would be, were you not a natty dyel struggling with the bar for reps ;)

>>40643883
I mean, mb the weights are budget ones and skimped, but I saw the numbers on em. I'm sure it was 90kg loaded on the bar.

Prague is fucking awesome dood. It reminds me of Tempe, just a lit college town that parties 24/7 7 days a week.

And it's cheap as fuck.

And everyone speaks English.

What's not to like?

>>40643750
No_No_No_Yes is just a bitter h8er

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>>40643896
Ya I was confused because I thought plates here only went up to 20 kg/45 lbs, but they have 25's in this gym?

>>40643920
It feels so good to have a chest pump again. You have no idea. I was starting to feel gross.

>>40643988
yeah, some select strongman/oly gyms have 50kg plates even. fun stuff.

>>40644004
>lmao110lbpl8
Just fuck my shit up fampai

>>40643988
My dyel natty comment still stands but I feel you. Been able to train lats after a two week pause today, I feel like a pterodactyl right now.

>>40643701
bump

What routine should I do and how often to put mass on abs this blast?

>>40644036
Heavy ass farmer's walks if you don't mind t h i c c obliques in the process, lots of leg raising calisthenics to failure otherwise. Weighted planks and ab rollouts regardless of above preference.

>>40644066
Would gettin dem dere obliques kill my taper though? Want to keep my waist as slim as possible for a nice shoulder:waist ratio

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My flight got delayed. Nbd I guess, it's not as if anyone back home misses me lmao

And I look best with stubble according to Natt.

>>40644077
beard is better t b h

I've just started another blast a couple weeks ago, and I'm still on my routine of 5/3/1 mixed in with PPLPPLx. Should I change my routine to something else?

never done roids before

wut do?

6'3 220 cutting on diet, but lifting hard and making gainz

>>40644107
go to most musclar dude in your gym.
ask for steroids.
shoot whatever he gives to you.
dont do any cardio or pct,its bad for gains.
done.

>>40644073
Depends how you respond to heavy oblique training, some turn into fridges overnight, some just fill out a bit. If you want a slim waist only do the walks with moderate weight after your back days, and unironically do stomach vacuums to failure erry damn day.

btw
>not getting a better taper by simply acquiring bigger shoulders, lats and chest in comparison
>making it
CHOOSE ONE

>>40644077
Beard or bust. I'll 1v1 fite anybody who says otherwise.

>>40644004
that sounds expensive to purchase, and amazing.

>>40644033
I really am a dyel natty. I feel like I lost weight over the last couple weeks and I'm reverting back to my spooky skeleton mode. I gotta eat moar. Mb I'll hit up that butcher I found for more meat, they had a dope ass beef tartare. The gym was a good first step tho.

>>40644077
Stubble for SURE. Beard gets too curly and ungroomed unless you constantly pay attention to it, but I just think stubble in general is attractive on a guy no matter what. Especially at that length in the pic, that shits perfect.

>>40644122
The czechs (sp?) have a sort of traditional shepherd's pie like dish with up to 90g protons per serving, fuck me if I could remember the name but you'll recognize it on menus when you see it.

>>40644122
they are both. struggling like a girl under what is technically a 2pl8 squat too really humbles you as a person lmao

>>40644122
My beard gets way bushy and makes my entire head look fat.

ATIWAB is telling me girls judge me at like an 8-9 but I'm such a pushover, I act like a dude with the value of a 5-6. He says my ex is like a 6on a good day and I'm way out of her league.

>>40644216
you have a 10 body but your face is like a 7 at best tbH

no h8

>>40644233
I agree with this. The point is I'm out of her league.

>>40644250
oh you definitely are, we've been telling you this for like a year dude

there's some weird thing you see in her that nobody else does. probably some gay love thing

>>40644216
>My beard gets way bushy and makes my entire head look fat.
Trim it and apply beard oil. Literally takes five minutes out of your morning routine, if ever. But I understand the hassle, been there.

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who here uses slin pins ed instead of 25g e3.5d?

>>40644284
"no"

>>40644264
Word I have some dope beard oil I got last year for Christmas; I've always just used It to soften my beard before a trimming.

>>40644144
Pls figure out what it is and let me know. I'll go eat it and post pics. I need to try more local food.

>>40644155
Seems dope. Now I want to find 50 kg weights lol.

>>40644216
I'm telling you, stubble. 100%. Don't listen to the autismo basement dwellers, listen to me. The autismo hostel dweller.

>>40644299
That is what makes it bushy, softened facial hair gets trimmed in a certain way but stands out in other directions when "dry". Apply a little bit of hair conditioner (like, a thumb nail full for your whole face) on dry beard before trimming, trim, wash without product AFTERWARDS, pat dry and apply shitload of beard oil after. Reapply as needed throughout the day, once or twice.

Or, yaknow, stubble.

>>40644301
Fuck if I knew. Just figure out the czech word for meat and make shoveling motions towards your mouth and rubbing motions over your belly LOL

>>40644327
Accidental caps make me seem mad.

>>40644297
no love for slins?

Gonna start Surge Nubrets program. There's no reason I can't change around the workout days since I'm already half way through the week is there?

>>40644356
Also, should I still do the situps to failure every day or should I switch it with somehting else?

>>40644356
>>40644365
>Surge
no

As for your question, literally doesn't matter. I wouldn't though, there is a bit of sense behind it. Situps are gay, do other ab work.

>>40644299
Is your move gonna be permanent bimbo? Sad to see you leave my neck of the woods

>>40644356
what >>40644416 said, but serge literally did a fuckload of situps in such numbers that it counted as cardio. if you are doing other ab work instead (and not 2000+ reps of it kek), add light LISS cardio after every other workout and on sundays

>>40644431
Nah I love the west too much

>>40644416
I forgot whoever did the pastebin spelt Serge's name wrong so I did too.

Also, there's no standing or lying leg curl machines at my gym, I can replace one with the seated leg curl, but what should I do about the other?

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Alright so next blast I've decided on adding deca and dbol

I can't seem to find super great information on how to go about dosing and eating with the dbol to get the most out of it.

Few questions
>How much should I do? I have loads of pharma AI so that's not an issue, looking for most effectiveness
>Should I split the dose or do it all preworkout?
>If I take it all preworkout, that means I should eat the majority of my calories post workout when it's close to peak bloods? Or does this not matter

Thanks guys. I tried searching r/steroids first but nothing was coming up

>>40644337
Kek. Find this meat pie and forward the name to me. I must know.

>>40644540
>How much should I do? I have loads of pharma AI so that's not an issue, looking for most effectiveness
40-50mg
>Should I split the dose or do it all preworkout?
you won't get one answer to this question, mix of personal choice and lack of hard science

I personally split it due to the short half life because I prefer getting having bloods not constantly rollercoasting. some people like having the peak for a most optimal workout however

meal timing is irrelevant

>>40644609
>tfw mobile typing makes you sound like you have downs syndrome

>>40644494
lay on your stomach on a bench, pick up an appropriately heavy dumbbell between your ankles, curl

>>40644609
Meal timing is never irrelevant

>>40644542
I may when I get home. They have loads of other good food too though, you literally can't go wrong with most things.

>>40644642
word

>>40644642
t. broscientist

Has anyone ordered mk677 from China? What was your experience like?

>>40644676
Okay so should you eat and spike insulin when you are in need of nutrients for recovery or when nitrogen is already high? Speaking of nitrogen, how do you keep your nitrogen balance in the positive through out the day?

Things to consider.

so I recently started a job and it seems way harder to progress in the gym. having to drive a long way every day doesnt really help and my back is fucked from all the driving and sitting at work.

since test will speed up recovery and is supposed to make one feel better all around will my back get better and will I feel more energized for my workouts ?

This might sound like a dumb reason to start juicing but I really wanna keep progressing and after 3y of lifting and basically living the NEET lifestyle (I mean I did study but it really isnt much of a time investment if we are honest) I just dont see how I keep progressing while working 9/5 and wasting another 2h+ in traffic every day.

Another thing is I am almost 24y old, that is old enough to not fuck myself up for life right ? Also how low should my bf% be to not have too many sideeffects because of it ?

>>40644678
It makes you look like bimbo but with it also makes you obsess over ugly bitchy chinks.

>>40644642
Possibly irrelevant as far as blood levels of dbol though

>>40644786
A fat dense meal could help absorption.

>>40644714
You live in NOVA area?

Not that dumb a reason IMO, you'll get better results with less time.

You want to be sub 15% at LEAST better if you're sub 12 so you can bulk harder.

If you can, take short stretch breaks while at work every hour or so. It will help A LOT

>>40644796
Nah read my post here for context

>>40644540

Wondering if I take dbol pwo I should eat as big a portion of my calories as possible after workout since my blood levels of the dbol would be their highest then.

Also since you're here what's your favorite dbol regimen from when you used to use it.

>>40644864
Your biggest meal should always be postworkout regardless of hormones.

I eat all orals the same: split am and 1-2 hours preworkout.

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>>40644894
Yeah I usually protein fast during the day or eat one bigger meal with carbs when bulking to fuel workouts and then try and eat the rest of my calories post. But I like to know more about what I'm doing, yknow.

Hey bros, I'm on my second cycle, doing test e 500 with sdrol (4 on, 2 off) for 20 weeks. I'm thinking of adding deca, but UGL says to always run it with caber which I can't get (Canada fag). Do you guys do this or is an AI enough?
34 years old, 220 lbs, 6'3", 15%bf, 5+ years lifting

>>40644944
>Cycle
Don't run deca run npp

You might need prolactin control, caber is the preferred. If you don't have prolactin under wraps you'll start milking and not being able to orgasm.

>>40644966
This is what women want.

>>40644894
why the fuck are you still here my mang.

>>40644939
I love how you can almost taste the jelly in the two middle faces.

>>40644984
Wut

>>40645006
havent you got doxxed

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>>40645024
how new are you exactly

>>40645024
Ages ago

>>40644726
Not sure who bimbo is, just recognize he's a popular trip...

Shit makes my complexion look great, but it's also expensive at 40$ a month, so I'm wondering if I could buy 6 months bulk and save some cash.

>>40645062
>but it's also expensive at 40$ a month

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>tfw all factors are converging for massive fatloss

>EC stack
>Only protein during the day with one real meal post workout
>Carb cycling with only 20g preworkout and a refeed day Saturday
>New job where I'm digging and hauling wheelbarrows full of dirt all day, while I have no liver glycogen so it's all fat to fuel it

Been eating less calories than normal even, just because I'm working. All my fat stores have that bloated look they get when you're losing a lot of weight really quick. This cut is going to be even shorter than anticipated.

>>40645046
not new,but I rarely come here to blogposting general.
>>40645048
you are a chill dude

>>40645088
Prepare for the final bloof woosh, as I like to call it (yes I know it's gay). Good luck.

>>40645139
I'll give you a bloosh whoosh MFer

>>40645225
welcome back sweet prince

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>>40645225
My body is ready for this

So I went to a derma and they said they'd give me accutane after a month of lotions and an anti-bacterial.

My next appointment is Monday and I didn't actually fill the prescriptions or take any of the bullshit creams (I've already tried them - knew they wouldn't work).

Does anyone know if they'll be able to tell I didn't fill them/take them or will I be okay lying?

>>40645089
I try lmao

Thought I was making above natty gains 2 weeks into test c but I guess not
>tfw dead only up by 5lb ;_;

Lady's night at the bar tonight, gonna be a bunch of thirsty sloots drinkin free drinks.

Too bad I've about $15 to my name :^)

>>40645516
get a job

>>40645516
>thirsty sloots
maybe literally thirsty but not the other kind

they're just there for free drinks

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>>40645531
I had one, and have a seasonal one over the summer where I make most of my money. But I always have this inbetween period while I'm at uni where I'm scrapin by a bit if I don't budget it all out.
>>40645586
True. Last time I went though lots were definitely thirsty in both regards. Great bar.

>>40645385
Chill, you throw tantrums every other week and storm off.

you're as chill as a burning orphanage, it's fun to watch but someone should probably call for help

>>40645423
>2 weeks
>5 lbs improvement
I think you might be pinning cooking oil

>>40645689
Okay

>>40645721
Love you though x

>>40645756
I think high e2 and an abusive relationship contributed to that but #whatever

No issues in like 8 weeks tho sooo

>>40644966
Thanks senpai, I will look into it

>>40645345
I know in Canada doctors can easily look to see if prescriptions are fullled or not. Not sure about merica or whatever Chadland u r from

>>40645345
Depends. Does your derm seem like an anal cunt out to catch his patients lying?

If yes, they can call somewhere and check. But really why would they spend the time doing that, it's accutane not like an abusable Rx like dexedrine

Maybe I'm retarded but anyone's input on this would be much appreciated.

Take things like Yohimbine, an Alpha 2 agonist, VS Clen, a Beta 2 agonist, If someone were to run one compound only and repeatedly over the course of say 2-5 years, would that, even if ever so slightly, change the fat distribution of their body. My reasoning is that Alpha 2 receptors density across your body varies right? and more of those receptors are in the "stubborn fat" ares around your midsection. I get that they both use epinephrine and norepinephrine are released throughout your body. fat loss is not spot specific but could either compound change the way fat is burnt off in a nonlinear way? no bully pls if this is a no brainer and i'm just retarded.

>>40646072
your logic seems generally sound at first glance, but afaik this is not gonna happen, there is no lasting effect. someone chime in and convince me otherwise though, i have but a layman's interest in the science behind this and personally only use "normal" stims to cut.

>>40646072
Fat loss is spot specific you just can't target areas by doing shit like crunches.

Your theory hold merit but you'd need a study on it which I'm guessing isn't there. Feel free to check around though

Sup whoores. Currently running 250 each test e and tren e per week. Libido is fine but I have no desire to actually fuck or whack it, if that makes sense. Like "damn she's really hot but I don't give enough shits to actually fuck her". Estrogen maybe? I've been taking 12.5mg asin EOD which usually keeps it on the low end of the range but not crashed.

>>40646617
Man I have the same thing going on right now.

Then like in another two weeks I bet you all I can think about is getting my dick wet with some whore.

How's your diet?

>>40646072
the "targeted" fat will come back faster when you regain the fat so unless you stay lean your fat distribution wont change

>>40646666
Nice quads

Can someone explain why steroids are illegal in the US? Seriously don't understand why the government would force people get gear from sketchy sources over a prescription from a doctor.

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>>40643721
hey guys, i need help.
im 19 and im looking into my first cycle.
im gonna run turinabol only, reason being im not too fond of the whole hairloss thing, and turinabol should be fairly safe when that is concerned.
i heard a youtuber saying that teens do not need PCT since their testosterone lvl is already very high.

does this hold any truth?

for reference im gonna run the Tbol at 30mg/day for 8 weeks

>>40646709
that's such a dumb thing to say

why is heroin illegal? seriously don't understand why the government would force people to get heroin from sketchy sources over a dispensary handled by a professional

Yo, so I got bloods done before I left just out of pure curiosity and they just came back.

I'm assuming free test is the only thing interesting to you people, maybe creatine? But the result was

T4,free direct 1.4 ng/dl ref. .82-1.77

No clue what that means, but my best guess is I'm medium high natural t levels? Ya? Can anyone who knows more elaborate? If you're interested in the other shit that I was tested for lmk and I'll post more.

>>40646761
kill yourself retard

>>40646764
>people have died from heroin
>nobody has died from steroids
Really makes you think

>>40646775
total test is the one we care about

>>40646709
Because sports, and think of the children!

http://www.scribd.com/doc/197091803/Steroid-Legality

>>40646775
Just post a screenshot

>>40646775
that tells us jack fucking shit. post total or just a pic of the actual thing

also so god help me i hope you don't have naturally high test kek

Did using steroids make you realize you can get away with tons of illegal shit all the time? As long as you're smart it's pretty hard to get caught for a lot of things

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>>40646797
>>40646836
>>40646852

Honestly looking at this shit I probably didn't even get the right ones lul. They were just general health blood tests done by my physician. I don't even see total test. Here's 1/2 anyways.

It seriously wouldn't surprise me if I'm high natty test though. It'd make a lot of sense desu.

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>>40647045
2/2

>>40647045
>>40647057
literally no test on there. that's not free test either, thyroxine is something else altogether.

If you turn the location history/tracking off on your android, can the police still obtain a historical record of where you've been somehow while that feature was off?

>>40647121
look who's still thinking about statutory rape

yes, they don't even need gps, they can just use cell towers to triangulate your position

>>40647130
>look who's still thinking about statutory rape
what? I don't want my location being tracked as I go to a dealer location

Y'all ever tried andromix? I've never done test the same amount as my tren.

Also right now I'm doing text cyp 250/week, winny 50/day.

When it comes time to drop winny should I do tren ace 300/week or mast 600?

Just trynna be shredded my guys.

>>40647045
>>40647057
nope, try again

>>40647121
they technically can using cellphone tower squaring and shit. to think they would do that to you without provocation is tinfoil deluxe

do uninstall fakebook, messenger, and google+ and untick all location boxes in your google settings though if you're really paranoid

>>40647234
andromix (and their cut stuff) is kinda gay, convenience is a big selling point for them and that's it. look up the exact contents and pin the stuff yourself

>>40647170
Leave your phone at home and get a cheap burner phone dumbass

>>40647284
Exactly idk why people are so uptight about this whole "ermagerd theyre listening"
No they're not. Unless you're linked to terrorist groups or a drug dealer (I'm not talking about fuck ass dime bag dealers either) they couldn't give a shit about what you and Stacey talked about on the phone

>>40647332
we're definitely spied on, but not in the grand fucking scheme some redpillers imply. anybody who is really paranoid should leave his mobile at home and buy one of those $15 chink burner phones that literally break after a week of use anyway, and even doing that is crossing into tinfoil territory too much for the simple user

>>40646761
This is fucked up in so many different ways. Go to reddit r/steroids and read their wiki

>trusted source selling raw dnp for 0.25c/g and less if you buy in bulk
>Can't find anyone selling capped at less than $10/g

I get that it's annoying to cap but Jesus Christ that markup is fucked

Hey guys,

So Ive been keeping up 300 Test E/wk (started with low T) and have had great results, except for my heart rate.

I bought a BP monitor because something felt off, and although my BP is usually fine (sometimes hits pre-hypertension levels but Ive been watching it), and been keeping my E2 in line. The only bad symp I have is this heart rate issue.

RHR is almost always above 100. But the real issue is just mild activity gets it to around 120-130, and I havent measured it at the gym, but during lifts its gotten so bad I have to cut some lifts short. I'm taking pretty much every heart-health supp out there, dieting well, and not using a single stim including caffiene. I'm also doing Peek's cortisol routine.

I haven't read many people suffering this same heart rate issue, and Im finishing my 4th week which I consider sort of a breaking point. I have anxiety that was managable pre-cycle but now Im taking Xanax ED or EoD to manage the effects. If I need to stop I would like to do it now, but it would devastate me considering how much better my body has looked in 4 weeks compared to the past many years of low-T.

Anyone have experience with this heart racing issue? Does it even out as hormone levels get more regular?

>>40647822
most likely high rbc

>>40646301
>>40646477
I'll read up and ask around on other forums.I'd be interested in seeing if i could run a controlled study on myself using both and see what happens. thanks though!

>>40646681
maybe I'm prone to disproportionate fat distribution and have shitty genetics. Ill have to read up on it more

>>40647851
I could see that. I guess I can give blood tomorrow morning and give it a few hours, then test out the gym.

>>40647822
>>40647899
check hematocrit/rbc and unironically donate blood yes

and get your lipids checked, in some fucked cases increased plaque buildup (even after such a short time if diet was shit as a natty, that's why I said fucked cases) can cause your heart to overwork to get blood "through". but nah, probably not

>>40647899
More than a few hours. Working out less than a day after donating will make you too lightheaded not to risk injury.

I'm aware I sound like a safety first retard. But it has happened to me.

>>40647919
I have an appt for bloodwork on Tuesday (Start of week 5) but Im definitely skipping tonights pin and idk about Monday. My diet has always been healthy, but I was doing Keto November-January so there may have been high fats or cholestrol. I take Prolicansol and milk thistle, thought that would be enough. I have Tudca but I was saving that for Var at the end of cycle.

>>40647940
Do you feel better pretty quick after giving blood if it is RBC and you give blood?

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Nattynigger who's to afraid to pin, but my local supp shop somehow sells superdrol. Would I get to be a big boy after a 6 week cycle?

>>40648020
kill yourself retard

>>40647988
as ridiculous as it sounds, do not skip too many pins as not to tweak bloodwork, you want to know what's up. and the keto might have played a small part but as I said I'm spitballing the lipids part, might really just be rbc.

>>40647988
Well after the lightheaded feeling fades I feel fucking splendid, yeah. But I take great care to do it before a rest day in my program because I once nearly hurt myself badly after lifting only like six hours after donating. Might be me though, Some people have no problem with that.

>>40648020
Only if you combine it with neck hangs to failure.

>>40647952

Can any of you guys help me with this?

pls

>>40648082
Yea I was thinking of just waiting out tonight and pinning tomorrow. I really dont want to drop off this early and this close to my bloodwork, its just concering how fast it hits at the gym. Like I end up lowering the weight a bit, pacing in between sets, shallow breathing, yawning, and its hard to separate anxiety attack from real heart rate issues, although my BP is low enough that its prbably mainly anxiety.

>>40648170
Guarantee you it's anxiety causing it. Blood pressure may go up, and heart rate somewhat, but nothing like you describe

>>40648260
Yea I had a full panic attack last week and my brain might still be recovering from it. And I havent been good about meditating/breathing/exercises etc since then. Just been taking the xanax.

Ill just push through it. I cant imagine at 25, with a healthy diet, no caffiene, quit weed weeks ago, no tobacco, and heavy exercise plus Test that ill suddenly die or something. Fucking anxiety man, at least with depression I dont get crazy physical symps. THanks for the help.

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>>40643721
I am so fucking close to taking steroids.
I'm stalling on all my lifts and I'm not even intermediate yet.

This is heartbreaking.

>>40648170
Definitely anxiety. Do you take medication for it except the Xanax? This sounds somewhat worrying and has nothing to do with BP as far as I can guess, or only as a mostly unrelated sidenote.

>>40648295
Been there. Can be as swole as I want, I feel like a small animal in the headlights when it hits.

>>40648317
Eat more, sleep better/more, try a different program. Not trying to talk you out of juicing, but stalling as a novice comes down to not enough calories and/or not enough rest literally 95% of the time when no medical cause is concerned.

>>40648295
>quit weed weeks ago
>weeks
there's your problem. well, a part of it anyway. ride it out and don't overthink stuff.

>>40648160
I really fucking hate linking bb.com normally, but this essentially covers your problem. https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/wiggy1.htm

>>40648329
I was prescribed Zoloft starting at 13 and was on and off for years, but it was primarily for depression. The only times my anxiety came back bad was when I would use drugs, especially coke, but I quit that stuff years ago.

I'm actually meeting with the Doc Tuesday specifically to treat the anxiety, but figured I would get bloods there instead of going to labcorb like I usually do.

>>40648352
Yea I also have been smoking practically every day (really just nights for the past 2-3 years) for close to 11 years. Quit because I was doing job interviews and wanted to be clean for drug tests, but it turns out that my new job probably wont test my anyways, but I figured I would just push through it and stay clean until I'm absolutely sure. Definitely a lot of lifestyle changes at once.

>>40648421
you bit off more than you can chew, now soldier through it. things will get better, but you need to realize how hard it may suck. bottom line is, RBC is the least of your worries, at least for now. we're all gonna make it, but you're doing your best to sabotage

>>40648421
>stay clean until I'm absolutely sure
And start blazing like a retard again when they don't test? Kill yourself. I mean, I too blaze it occasionally with the gf on weekends, but just waiting for your boss to "allow" you to smoke again and continuing to be the underachieving faggot you sound like surely sounds like the best way to go. Pull yourself together, get your noggin joggin under control, lift hard. And for now, fuck off, you sicken me.

>>40648406
>20 sets of 2 reps

Wew

>>40648455
Yea Im fine with pushing through it as long as Im not worried about their being underlying physical issues, which I will address with the doc next week.

>>40648493
Clearly youre insecure about something with your own life. Im not gonna bother listing how successful my life is outside of my limits in the gym on an anonymous board. If I want to smoke a couple hits at night so that I can stay away from bullshit big pharma scripts and alcohol, avoid the calories and brain fog of said products, Ill keep it up. Not like Im smoking fat doobies with my bros before concerts. I travel through three states dealing with fucking hospital purchasing boards which are staffed by some of the most evil people on this earth I swear. If you only knew what these people try to save money on despite their patients best interest.

>>40648545
Sounds like faggotry, probably is, but the principle is sound. Of course I expect him (or you, in case) not to follow their retarded workout and just apply the basics.

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>>40648548
You seem mad :^) Just get your shit figured out and report back. I thought giving you a bit of negative feedback might help. I've had enough people go all b-but muh comfy life before, the fact you whipped out some coherent reply attacking me gives me hope you're actually not that big a faggot. Or, for other reasons I don't know about, at least.

Also, almost off-topic, lmao@pharma/hospital rant. Worked briefly for my country's branch of Novartis at some point, Jesus Fucking Christ the urge for a killing spree was real.

Tren ace 100mg Monday, wed, fri?
A lot of people attest to it. A lot say every day or every other day. Idk. I only want to do 300 / week though

>>40648636
Keep up updated if you do. I don't want to pin anything ed cause fuck that, if you have success I might try it

>>40648548
get physical stuff fixed where needed, grow a pair for the rest. been through a bit of slightly related (and worse) hard times myself, it made me a better man. which sounds kinda gay and cheesy but oh well

>>40648636
The levels will fluctuate quite a bit.
Why not go with tren e and pin twice a week?

>>40648636
levels will be wonky. could do 75 eod, which will also be wonky but less so. or just use tren e twice a week, like most who are not fond of tren a ed. plot that shit yourself in steroidcalc if you want to see levels for either.

>>40648661
Will do. And that's exactly why, fuck pinning everyday.

>>40648686
Heard tren ace is better for dealing with side effects

>>40648802
it is, but you're shooting yourself in the foot and inviting bad side effects by not pinning every day.

>>40648802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZXMJiQ_gQ

>>40648822
same tbH

>>40648820
So I mean shit.

So 7 pins a week, cool. But I won't be able to keep it in 300mg idealistically.

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Taking 12mg asin eod on 750test/600deca. Joints hurt but skin is oily and getting acne. Dick working normal. What does that indicate in regards to e2? Also have to piss every 3 hours in the middle of the night (prob prostate).
Typing this out makes me realize it's probably high. Joints probably just hurt from lifting 7 days a week for a month now.

Also, GF out of town for the weekend. What should I do with myself?

>>40649128
Cheat

>>40649128
Take rest days, nigger.

Do you guys do cold approaches to girls you think are cute and try and take them on a date potentially?

>>40649231
Mean no

>>40649235
I know but I have no other hobbies. Gotta start this stupid yoga and see how it goes.

>>40649276
and yes, you should be able to tell within two minutes if a girl is interested in you as a sexual partner

>>40649324
Is that how you met your current GF or did you know her from mutual friends?

>>40643721
Hey cunts. Interested in steroid alternatives. You cant have steroids in Australia.

Suggestions? wtf is Tribulus Terrestris?

>>40649430
I'm Australian. I have steroids.

There are no alternatives to steroids only over priced shills

>>40649443
How did you come by those my man? Yeah, i'm definitely getting that impression. How could there possibly be an alternative? It wouldn't be an alternative it would just be what people fucking use.

>>40649466
We try to avoid giving specifics on sources, have a look on a subreddit called SST.

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>>40649394
Met current GF at a Dunkin' Donuts
Met last GF at a GNC

Cold approach in real world is only way to meet good GFs.
I've met plenty of trash through parties with drinking and tinder, but real, meaningful relationships always start by checking out some girl in public.

I just socialize/strike up conversation with almost everyone I come across. It gets easier to read people's interest in you with time. I find confident, honest over sharing gets the best results.
E.g. "Sorry I'm having anxiety from trying to decide whether I should ask you out" in middle of conversation.

Also make sure that you're good looking

>>40649480
Cheers mate, will do. Any day one advice from a user if I find myself getting into it?

>>40649488
>Sorry I'm having anxiety from trying to decide whether I should ask you out
Shit if I tried that on the shy girl I'm crushing on right now I think she'd just stop talking and say sorry or something.

>>40646072
running things like yohimbine/clen/ephedrine for that amount of time (2-5 years) is definitely NOT advisable
you're risking of adrenal fatigue or exhaustion,

>>40649526
Don't fuck your source around.
Know what your messing with before you put a pill or needle anywhere near yourself.
Get big

>>40649564
Will do. Thanks again, mate. Godspeed.

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>>40649488
>Also make sure that you're good looking

>>40649528
I thought they told you to forget that shit.

Anyways, don't forget that shit, shit that shit, or get off the pot. You gain next to nothing beating around the bush with her and talking with a bunch of dudes online, you woefully lack experience, that's clear enough, so fucking get some.

>>40649577
As much as I want to give you shit for the same reason you're right. I need to just nut up, won't see her till Saturday though.

>>40649564
What would you constitute "fucking your source around" I once sent a reply mentioning my package was be resent to his stress cause my info was wrong. Then I fixed it with the postal service a d sent him another reply mentioning that my info was wrong and not to worry about it a d thanks. Is that bad?

>>40649590
Yeah, totally speaking from lack of experience.

>>40649430
lmao Australia is like steroids capital of the world. have you ever been to a beach? festival?

>>40649488
>Also make sure that you're good looking
crap

>>40643721
Will 10-20mg Nolvadex prevent water retention with Anadrol 75-100mg? I'm using it mostly to prevent Gyno. I'm also running 250mg Test-E and I have an A.I. on ahnd.

>>40649528
>>40649577
>>40649590
Women fantasize about being hit on and asked out, same way guys do.

All humans see an attractive member of the opposite sexy and think "I wish they'd come talk to me". Realize this and realize you doing that exudes that you know you're attractive and confident they'll reciprocate your interest.

Otherwise what's the real play? You're waiting for them to do it? Or the stars to align and the perfect opportunity to present itself? Carpe diem. Today is the day. Life is what happens while you make your plans. etc etc.

Remember, KAHUNA BELIEVES IN YOU.
I'm a felon recovering heroin addict with not career prospects and lagging triceps and I have qt sugar mama gf because I asked her out.

2017 YEAR OF ASKING OUT SHY QTS
2017 YEAR OF REGRETTING THINGS YOU DID INSTEAD OF THINGS YOU DIDNT
2017 YEAR OF ANON

Guys I've been taking modafinil 400mg a day. Mainly for schooling. I deadass hope I don't get accustomed to this dose

>>40649666
no

>>40649666
You're trying to get dry mass huh


Yew ain't fewlin me kid

Noob here.

Have read and heard a lot of good things about EQ, really want to include it in my first cycle.

Was really leaning to do 600 test /wk and 300eq /wk. However this comes in a blend

Are blends okay for my first time? And how much adex would I need, 0.5mg EOD?

>>40649856
Don't cycle EQ. It's a bnc drug. Ester length will keep you shut down for a long ass time.

Get dhb or bold cyp.

>>40649972
Yeah I've read that its a long ester. So boldenone cyp is essentially the same thing, except a shorter ester?

How frequent would bold cyp injections be, e3d? E7d?

Thanks for the reply bimo

>>40650015
Same test c, e3d or so. I prefer to pin all esters daily; even bloods and I stay in the habit of pinning.

>>40650032
Thanks a lot M8, saved me a month long wait before pct

>>40650046
Ye

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>>40649856
>>40650015
>that guy who doesn't know about esters running a multi-compound first cycle
yup it's all good no issues here :-)

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Planning a summer bulk cycle. This'll be my 2nd cycle, first being only Test E 500mg for 12wks

>>40650137
Seems like a lot of asin. Also consider upping the deca and tren. And running the tren for longer.

75mg of tren for 6 weeks is some pussy shit desu

>>40649546
I think you misunderstood. I don't mean I'll be running it straight for 2 years. what I meant was in the 2-5 years of ones lifting career they run a cutting drug. after so many uses on this drug would it change the level of fat distribution as one receptor has been stimulated time and time again vs the other with little to no stimulation.

I'm aware that you need to cycle both drugs and use them in moderation, longer when combined with ketotifen.

>>40644540
never noticed that Arnolds left bicep and right bicep are totally different shapes

Is test+dbol still the crop de la creme of first cycles?

>>40650724
nobody is symmetrical however hes tensing the left bicep more as hes holding a glass with the other hand

>>40643721
>Wyd with your life? Edition

>work in IT
>chase poos
>pin bathtub druggas

best life

>>40650834
p much, depending on your goal/.

>>40650866
Get more lean muscle bihhhh

Also, make the shoulders and traps pop out more

>>40650954
p much yea then.
just watchout for high e2

>>40649672
you should really write a cheesy self-help book. not memeing. make sure not to relapse after it comes out, or mention the ronalds anywhere though kek

>>40650291
>longer when combined with ketotifen
Explain this to me like I'm 5 years old. Literally never heard of using allergy medication to cut. Reduced inflammation, or is there a sweet off label side effect I'm blissfully unaware of but should not be?

>>40650291
>>40651568
Or did you mean you have to take it, and this is why you need to take the others longer? Sorry, probably misread, multitasking hard as hell here lol

>>40649672
>I'm a felon recovering heroin addict with not career prospects
These are literally attractive points when looking for some girl who wants to 'take care of you'.

There's a reason women are a meme

>>40643869
>prague
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy swing by pisek and say hi to qtczfiancee's familia for me

and say hi to Jano while you're there

also

>christians are actually good for something

duder the CR is like literally 60%+ atheist

iirc one of the highest percentages of atheism/no religious affiliation in the world

Why is it that on only 250 test, sometimes I need AI, and sometimes I don't?

I can go weeks at a time with perfect estrogen balance. Dick perfect, emotions perfect, no itchy nips, dry face.

Then out of nowhere, it will sometimes get high, and I will get all the symptoms. Soft erections, emotional little bitch, nipples go batshit, and my face gets bloated as hell.

I am also on tren. I pin twice a week.

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>>40651623
>Why is it that on only 250 test
>only
>I am also on tren
>also

>>40651634
because tren is going to send my estrogen through the roof at random right

>>40651660
nah, was just shitposting cause of your wording. it does fuck with your prolacting/progestin though which is not much better. do you not use AI at all? the sporadic high sides could be due to a slow rise in levels that just shows when you hit the cutoff point for your body. sounds like broscience, but (arbitrary number to explain cause I don't remember) mine will fuck me up after a blood level of 110, despite no change in sides whatsoever from 55 to 105.

>>40651623
>yfw you were actually born a woman and this is your version of a menstrual cycle
Talk to your parents asap

>>40650858
post ur current form fagit.

>>40651815
lolz, dont have selfies on this pc.

>>40651831
you aint foolin' anyone today kiddo.
post em

>>40651843
lolz, Im at work, this is known.
same reason Im not bumpin with jb8

>>40649672
I'm screen capping this and reading it every day this year.

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Making a anavar cycle for friend, I know nothing about it so requesting some criticism.

Anavar @
30mg daily week 1-2
40mg daily week 3-4
50mg daily week 5-6
60mg daily week 7
70mg daily week 8

PCT:
Clomid @
150mg daily week 1
75mg daily week 2
40mg daily week 3
(repeat 3rd week if necessary)

Keep in mind he's only just started working out and never done a cycle before (I recommended against it but he's set on it)

>>40652171
no

>>40652171
this >>40652198

>>40652198
What's wrong with it?

>>40652207
if you have to ask

>>40652171
why would you make a cycle for your friend if you know nothing about it, I don't ask my dog to do my tax returns either

as for criticism:
"no"

>>40652230
>>40652267
Can someone improve it then? I've already confessed I have no fucking clue what I'm doing. The guy just wants to look like a natty after 3 years of training.

>>40652267
I'm the only guy he knows that actually lifts.

>>40652171
>Making a anavar cycle for friend, I know nothing about it
>Keep in mind he's only just started working out and never done a cycle before
>I recommended against it but he's set on it

This is unironically the new SWIM. Stop roleplaying as if that somehow would make you seem less dumb.

>>40652281
tell him to eat more, and lift more. I strongly advise against juicing as a novice, but if he wants to, read the damn wiki and have him pin 500/wk test e (or c) for 12-16 weeks.

>inb4 tcruiz and cp chuckling while I say this

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>>40644077
Bimbo more like has sexual encounters with other men whilst being filmed for moneybo

>>40652305
well memed friend. have an upvote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYXP1UkDt4

>incredible bulking agent with no water
>one of the most underrated steroids
>only if you get real tbol though not faked methyltest

Is turinabol really that great of a dry bulker or is it just a meme?

Best dry bulking orals to throw in with test?

>>40652448
>Best dry bulking orals to throw in with test?
S U P E R D R O L A

>>40652448
there's a reason the east germans used it almost exclusively for ages to win anything sports related ezpz. but as pharma production has been entirely discontinued, getting real tbol is a hit and miss game, most ugls just sell you whatever and chuckle while you get subpar results and shitpost online about how tbol is fake and gay..

sdrol btw. best dry bang for your buck.

>>40650053
>that guy
Here

With a chemistry background, yeah I know about esters, I must have just missed info about bold cyp, since I only see bold un mentioned everywhere

Kys nigger

>>40652479
Thats performance enhancing for sure, but how about bulking/mass gains?

I was considering ordering from the red plus blue chinese national symbol, who tests all the raws they get plus send it to that guy that tests stuff independently.

>>40644714
It will make your back fee better for sure, I had a severe back injury, spent a while on opiates , started to feel like shit, doc said take more Vicodin, I said fuck this I want my life back, got a private lab test done, total test at 300, I'm 31 and have always been a high test dude, opiates fucking me up stoping me from healing too. I started self administering trt doses of test, feel great, back in the gym, 6 months ago doc was saying I needed surgery to fix my back, started my trt about 3 months ago, I'm not back to where I was but I'm pulling 6 plates and squatting 4, considering he wanted to put me under the knife 6 months ago I think the shit worked for me.

>>40652508
>Reported for source talk gg

Everyone usually reports tbol as underwhelming. For what specific reason -- it's actually underwhelming or its often faked -- I couldn't say.

You might as well go with something more trusted like dbol or sdrol in my opinion, but if you do run tbol let us know how things go.

>>40652479
>there's a reason the east germans used it almost exclusively for ages to win anything sports related ezpz
its very hard to detect in drug tests

>>40645423
Week 4/5 is when I really noticed it, like it just clicks, 5 weeks in I added a plates to my dl, I gained 5 lbs but lost a pants size, and I'm only on trt dose. Also wait for that test dick around the same time, my fucking dick is hard like 23 hours out of the day and somehow lost all refractory period at the same time.

>>40649724
You will, you need to take breaks, I've had moda for about a year now, every couple months I have to stop taking it for almost a month or it loses effectiveness, try not to take it every day too and it will work longer

I want to order some tbol too but I dunno. I really don't want it to be dbol because that'd be the opposite of the look I'm going for. Anavar is the same, not sure I want to risk it.

How shitty are Winny sides?

>>40649672
wow thanks this was great advice for a 5'6 stuttering manlet with 3/10 face

>>40652300
>tell him to eat more, and lift more
He hasn't even started lifting kek
>have him pin 500/wk test e (or c) for 12-16 weeks
He was set on using anavar because he's scared of side effects

>>40652638
don't use winny unless you're already very lean

and you don't care about your cracking joints

>that feel when I used to be a "tough on crime" politics supporter

>started reading about people who go to prison for 5 years for stupid shit and then get labeled as felons for life

"tough on crime" is horse shit, the laws in the USA are fucking retarded. The only crime we should tough on is violent crime where people or animals get hurt.

>>40652598
well, besides that I meant, kek

>>40652655
tell him to kill himself

>>40652508
literally tbol tho, implying non-bunk stuff

anecdotally had great experience with halo too but that might not be what you're after

>>40652674
>tell him to kill himself
This and only this.

>>40652682
hdrol was my first but I did it on its own without test, only thing I didnt like so far desu

>>40652508
sdrol gave me great mass, not pianoman levels but I was actually surprised.

>>40652724
Last time I used it I didnt get great results, but life got in the way, lack of time, lsck of sleep, no tudca

>>40652724
it's like the most liver toxic compound after crazy stupid shit (such as cheque drops), it better be good.

>>40652712
Hdrol is NOT actual halotestin my friend

also
>>40652712
>but I did it on its own without test
>only thing I didnt like so far
>>40652737
>didnt get great results
>lack of time/sleep/tudca

I see a pattern here. Don't blame the compound if you're not making the best out of the cycle/blast.

>>40652666
If you're talking about the drug war then that's just a handy way of getting nigs off the street.

>>40652741
it is

>>40652754
It's other shit too like peeing in public

better get those dangerous public pissers off the street so they don't ruin our society

>>40652765
what an oddly specific thing to get butthurt about. do you piss in public often?

>>40652752
I say hdrol since we were talking about tbol.

Ive gotten good results off other compounds, just when I did sdrol+test many things piled up preventing me from doing right.
Hdrol on its own just wasnt good. LGD on its own was good.

>>40652769
there's other shit I get pissed about, that's just the one example I can think of right now

I also don't like how cops are trained to lie to you just to charge you with more shit

>>40652781
fair enough

Do orals expire? I got some old var sitting around when I ended my cycle a bit early. What's the life of that shit?

>>40652771
I've had it happen, plan the best stack anyone has ever had, life prevents you from making the best of it. But I try and prevent that from happening most of the time. Priorities.

>>40652809
Next run my training will be the best its been, so I want to get most out of it with the "best" compounds(Im fairly estrogen sensitive but otherwise other sides are tolerated well).

>>40652843
Good luck, lad.

Since we're fraud here..

ems is typically used on high intensity but unnaturally short contractions.. anyone used ems on low intensity with long contractions? Seems like it logically should help for size and growth

>>40652992
EMS?

>>40653059
electro muscle stimulation, you stick gel pads near your muscle insertion points, it delivers a current between the pads and forcibly contracts the muscle.

Original research found the method can contract muscle at higher intensity then normal optional contractions, so many seem to be built to deliver short intense pulses rather than slower low intense contractions - which makes sense seem people seem to mostly agree they work at increasing strength but not so much mass/size growth.

But if used it in a way more similar to volume training - lower intensity then it should work for growth given enough calories (and drugs).

Has anyone tried meldonium to recover after cardio sessions?

>>40653104
are you trying to sell me one of those EMS ab machines that I see on TV?

>>40653152
No, but just bouncing an idea out here, since they put a load on your muscle, you should be able to program it for any goal (assuming customisable).

Ive used a rather inexpensive AAA battery model one before, pocket size, it can deliver rather strong contractions so you dont need expensive overhyped machinery off TV.

Gel pads are inconvenient, moving them half a cm changes the effectiveness of the contraction strength from the current too, and they can fall off easily on some body areas, i guess it depends on the gel pad.

Id prolly want velcro straps for them for legs and arm usage.

Most of that TV bs seems to be aimed at >"tone" your abs in 6 weeks! etc

just found a full bottle of dnp 250mg caps
thought I used them all, evidently not

can't remember the doses I was using before, but I'll start at 250 and see how I feel
I remember the sides being pretty unbearable after 7-10 days, but I was a fat shit then so it'll probably be better now

is heavy cardio on DNP asking for trouble?

>>40653219
it's not dangerous, but the odds of you being able to do heavy cardio on dnp are incredibly fuckin low

>>40653219
you won't be doing any cardio chief
just keep it sensible, chug water like it's going out of fashion, and you'll be fine
kudos if you make it to 2 weeks

If I hop on gear, will this grow my neck without direct work?

I've already ordered my first cycle, but I just can't be botheted to have to do any direct work since I'm a lazy cunt

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>>40653276
Don't forget electrolytes.

>>40653522
Maybe if you do a lot of heavy pulling and trap work.

>>40651614
>Jano
Isn't he in Slovakia?

>get injured at work
>no heavy DLs for the next few months even with muh magic roid recovery. Sad!
>get memed into snatch grip rack pulls by friend with similar issues
>helps cope with injury, but also back literally explodes in size by fucking accident

holy shit I feel betrayed that nobody told me before. brb turning into cobra

>>40653522
Being a lazy cunt will not train any body part even on gear. Do lots of heavy carries, pulling and shrugging though, should help a fair bit given the right volume.

I just got a vial of trenbolone. How do I proceed? Is tren ok to do a first cycle? What dosage?

>>40653767
stop

>>40653822
I haven't started

>>40653767
shotgun it
go to sleep
wake up ripped

>>40653767
wow

>>40653767
trip on alex

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How the fuck do you guys pin with 25g? It's so slow even only doing 1.5ml takes like 5 minutes.

>>40654117
takes me like 30s to do a ml, dude

>>40654117
warm it up

or just get 23g you fuking baby

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>>40654196
Jeez. Maybe I brew my gear too thick.

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>>40654223
I use both but generally the 23g causes more to leak for me.

>>40654117
>>40654196
I pin about 2.5mls in 10 seconds using 25g.

What are both of you doing?

Tonight I woke up with swollen fingers (seriously, they feel like sausages) and tingling hands after 8 days of 200mg DNP. Pain when pressing down the palms or massaging the fingers. Also some weird upset to my stomach. So is this it? Did I get PN?

>>40654243
Wow she lives like a slob

>>40654273
allergic reaction AND PN

>>40654283
a very small minority of girls doesn't

>>40654262
well that's not possible, so no you aren't

>>40654294
My usual luck then, having this shit happen after 1 week at the lowest suggested dosage. Is it possible that it will pass on its own or are antihistamines mandatory?

>>40654307
Well yes it is, so I am.

Obviously in the states your sources brew some shit, thick oil.

>>40654321
take antihistamines, just random vitamins and mineral and drink a lot of water. I got small hives at 300mg that passed in a day but also got so swollen that I couldn't close my hands and that was on like 600mg. I also got PN that took about 36h to pass, that was scary, that was at 400mg iirc. But as I am stupid I've frontloaded 1.3g and done 800mg after that lmao

>>40654273
whats pn?

>>40654348
Yeah I shat a brick. Needless to say, here ends my experience with DNP. Tomorrow i'll go buy some then. Since your symptoms are similar to mine, did you also experience stomach discomfort?

>>40654328
It's not about the thickness, it's just not possible to push oil that fast in a vacuum

>role-playing on 4chan

>>40654377
only if I took it without food. But no other stuff, but stomach issues might be because of allergy reaction or something idk

What's the goal of the caffeine exactly in the EC(A) stack? My tolerance to caffeine is already pretty high from abusing pre-workout, is it going to hamper the effects?

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>>40654283
See
>>40654306

>>40654387
Thanks brah. It should get better within a few days right?

>source sent me totally unlabeled vials of Test E

christ

I hope it's actually 300 mg/ml

>>40654414
ye it should be gone in 2/3 nights

>more sst drama
what the fuck is this week

Guys is it worth running test e at 300/w with a prov backup and would i need a serm for this? Can't seem to find a consensus online

>>40654591
fuck off retard

>>40654383
theres no vacuum in the syringe you fucking idiot

>>40654650
what the shit do you think happens when you're into the muscle you fucking mongoloid

>>40654085
Strangely enough I am coming down from a mushroom trip and transitioning to a sedated thc induced slumber, though this alex of know I do nate.

>>40653664
Can second this. Not for injury or w/e in my case but heavy wide grip pulls of any kind are back hypertrophy magic.

>>40654666
so you think filling the muscle up with stuff creates a vacuum in the syringe? or what are you saying here?
the pressure difference between the outside and the inside of the syringe isnt what slows you down, its the viscosity ("thickness") of the oil

>>40654227
soft serve steron slushie, my sides

now to guess if oil costs so much more where you are, or you simply are a madman wanting 800mg/ml kek

>>40654375
penis necrosis, your cock will rot off

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Brehs...

>>40654761
Nah. I use MCT as the carrier, 1% BA and 20% BB for 250mg/ml tren e. The mast e I make is significantly thinner even though I use the same recipe for that.

Maybe I'll up the BB on the tren e a little bit since I just ran out anyways.

>>40654758
no, that's exactly what stops you.

push on your 25g when the syringe in inside you and push when the syringe is just in open air and you will notice a literally exponential difference

>>40654443
appreciated

>>40654883
that counts as source talk so now answers will be had here

>>40654852
ever tried leaving an air bubble in the syringe when pinning? when all the oil is gone and all youre left with is air it goes fast as fuck
if it was the pressure difference making the resistance it would be easy as fuck to push the first bit of oil and the plunger would go backwards if you let go by the end, it doesnt

>>40654811
seems reasonable, although yes i notice my tren being fucky more often than other compounds too. i literally almost wing the bb by eye now (in a sane range of % of course), hasnt killed me yet kek

on an unrelated note, pic = you? if so, moar? (s-some h-homo)

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>>40654933
I may try 30%BB but I'll have to do more research first.

>moar

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>>40654970
never did 30 but i lose no sleep at night from hovering between 20-25% or even slightly more between one batch and another.

>pic
>
damn son

>>40654852
>literally exponential
You dont know what either of these words mean why embarrass yourself using them

Is it possible for me, at 6'3 210lbs and ~18% body fat to get to 12% by July?

I'm cruising right now and eating an equal ratio C/F/P diet.

I can't into math. I'm sorry.

>>40655238
going from a 10 secs injection to a 100 secs injection is literally exponential :-)

>>40655253
Easily
I'm the same height and got from 215 to 200 in 8 weeks natty (suicide cut and my libido was litally dead at the end but fuck it we're freaks, plus you're cruising so shouldn't have that issue)

>>40655281
So you think exponential means "times ten"? "Order of magnitude"? What does the difference grow exponentially with? Stop using mathematical terms please just say "a lot bruh" or something.
Sorry my autism is figuratively flaring up ^^

>>40655338
>So you think exponential means "times ten"?
a square is a rectangle but not all rectangles are square

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>>40655281
>>40655338
>>40655353