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first in fro SARMs
MK677 and LGD 4033

>>39829247
If I just take clomid without anything else, am I still natty? And if I do, what would happen?

>>39829302
kys

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>tfw been cutting since last month, went excellent but this past 2 weeks I've just been on maintenance mode, actually gained a bit of weight since I upped the tren some time ago and the fucking prolactin bloat added 3kg and I'm lowering compounds again

It's just so fucking hard to cut when food tastes so good, I make pork roasts and baked sweet potatos with marrowfat peas practically every meal(sometimes with veg pasta) and portion controlling is ridic.

I think I'll stick back to yogurt/soymilk + casein, that shit's easy to count.

>>39829372
But I'm srs. Pls help

>>39829302
clomid only or hcg only are things endos will sometimes get you on before real TRT to see if it increases your testosterone enough without having to inject for the rest of your life

it's not that much, but it's an increase to your natty testosterone. clomid has really really harsh sides though

>>39829377
>shoot 2 g tren/test every day
>eat everything in sight
Its easy man.

What's the likelihood the cops will charge me if I buy ugl? Any stories experiences? This is pretty much my deal breaker. Going g to doc soon hope my t levels are normal.

>>39829399
exactly zero if you order domestic

unless you get caught for something else and they raid your house or something, but then that's on you

>>39829435
Does it show up easy on background searches incase I works for feds

>>39829476
what are you even asking

does what show up on background checks, you buying from an ugl? no, background checks aren't that advanced yet

medical records are fair game for federal background checks though. not that it matters, prescribed TRT isn't an issue at all.

>>39829606
I'm buying ugl if my doctor says "grats anon you have 400 serum levels you don't need test" but I want to work for the feds one day. So I was wondering if this would show up in a background check. Thanks

>>39829683
Passing the lie detector is gonna be more of an issue

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>>39829683
>I want to work for the feds one day
>doesn't know if a fucking federal background check that can only check mandated federal/state records surrounding criminal activity will register that he buys illegal bathtub chemicals from some mongolian on reddit

also >>39829701

>>39829683
I'm curious how you think it would show up on a background check

>>39829701
>pin a fuckton of tren
>roidrage at all the questions for even suggesting you could be lying like HOW DARE U FGT FITE ME M8

>>39829398

tits hurt too much, had to lower from 800 tren to 400 tren and 500test+400eq.

>>39829701
>>39829735
I don't even know how the polygraph is still part of the hiring process

that shit has been proven to not work for a long ass time now, even the creator of the polygraph is fighting to get people to stop using it

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>lfm DHT

>>39829869
>female panda
reported and called the cops

>>39829795
>I don't even know how the polygraph is still part of the hiring process

because

>federal agencies drop polygraph requirement due to 'questionable validity'
>have to spend and repay millions to hundreds of thousands of inmates who were imprisoned based on same polygraph tests

>>39829869
Us or EU fag

>>39829875
Rude. I just want some DHT.
>>39829886
Eu

>>39829701
>>39829710
Yeah even if I was natty. My current polygraph was a bitch I've heard terrible stories and can't even imagine federal ones. I was just curious idk how the more in depth government agencies do their background checks.

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>>39829910
As long as you're not required to get a SSBI you probably won't have a problem with regular polys as long as you're good at lying. What agency were you looking at?

>>39829886
I’ve passed two of those by just focusing on not being too anxious no matter the actual content of my answers. I mean, meditating twice a week and abusing shitloads of klonopin in the past may have helped, but you get my point.

>>39829963
Yeah. I agree that they're utterly worthless, it's just that they can't reverse the usage of such a widely adopted platform without some huge blowback at this point.

>>39829960
Fbi doesn't matter really just a longterm goal in life

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>>39829982
They really are shit but it basically CES down to what you said, they've relied on them for so long revising the decision to have them considered valid would look pretty bad.

>>39829992
Wait, are you the same guy who said this a couple months ago? What's your interest though like Intel or criminal justice?

I'd suggest picking an agency with more international presence so you can travel and get cool assignments.

>>39829982
>do something idiotic
>realize it is idiotic
>must keep doing idiotic stuff as not to jeopardize previous idiocy

The US are essentially one big 90s sitcom episode.

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>>39830038
>CES
Comes down*

Thanks autocorrect.

>that first cumshot a few days after pinning test for a new cycle
Honestly is there a better feeling?

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It's crazy how underwhelming I look in my home mirrors. Gym mirrors are so much kinder.

>>39830048
Too bad, we could have talked about consumer electronics together.

>>39830274
Lighting is a hell of a drug.

>>39830274
i look best in home mirror, go up 3 levels of shreddedness and muscle mass

grandpa are you there

1 - worth it to try and get a pharma script for test? wouldn't I still get busted if I had more than my prescribed dose? seems like it's only useful for travel, and even then, are TSA going to ask to see a script?

2 - any real reason to use tren E if I don't mind pinning tren A ED? gave up trying to find affordable DHB so am thinking of running high tren low test (500/200) as a third cycle. good?

>>39830446
1. Get test u if you travel that frequently, or just frontload your E for a week before you leave. Yes your bloodwork would still reflect that you have higher than prescribed test levels.

2. No. It's just personal preference. I'll use tren E in the future because I fucking hate being a pincushion and I respond fine to tren. Depends on your goals of course, but there's certainly nothing wrong with that cycle.

>>39830340
An anabolic one at that. I literally get estimated up to 8-10% less bf with gym pics vs. normal lighting. Not that I care but I love being called a fat cunt in one thread while getting somewhat homoerotic mires in the other, with two pics taken about an hour apart on the same day.

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>>39830446
TSA literally do not care about your prescription drugs. Their only job is to stop weapons and bombs and 97% of the time they can't even do that. I've flown a bunch with needles and test in my bag and the only time they even searched my bag was to see a tube of cheese I brought back from Amsterdam.

>>39830483
>Yes your bloodwork would still reflect that you have higher than prescribed test levels.
Was thinking more on the lines of getting busted by cops for having more test than my prescribed amount in oil form but the bloodwork is an angle I hadn't thought about.

>>39830483
>It's just personal preference. I'll use tren E in the future
Gotcha, thanks. Was wondering if Enanthate lent itself more to prolactin side more than Acetate

How were the mental sides on tren for you? Got some mild anxiety on 600mg EQ/week (2nd cycle) but idk if that means I am predisposed to mental sides in general or something...

>>39830530
thanks for the insight. did not know that needles can fly in carry on luggage. I assume you have to put them in a ziploc along with your test vials and syringes?

>>39830557
I'm currently on 300mg EQ/Week and have no anxiety. Granted that is half your dosage and I've only been on it for a month, so it's not entirely possible to draw a comparison.

Tren kept me up at night (I had trouble staying asleep, but falling asleep was fine) and I was incredibly sweaty when working out, moreso than usual. Not throughout the day, though.

No huge increase in aggression or anything. I respond fairly well to it.

So far as where I have been, being a mobile fag my ip gets periodically banned for two months at a time.

Plus I realized I wasn't going to morph into masT anytime soon, that first month I blew up so much I got illusions that it would keep up like that, but not so much.

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>>39829377
25mg of DMAA twice a day if needed. the meth tends to keep the hunger away when your to focused to feel fatigue or pain for that matter .

>>39829735
because it scares dumb people into admitting the truth and weeds out those who think they'll fail.

these 2 factors alone are worth it too keep polygraphing people despite it not being proven.
>>39830347
yes are you still here ?

>>39830040
kek

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>>39830577
Yeah just a regular Ziploc and leave it in my luggage when they scan it. I usually don't even take the toiletries bag out which I think they usually want separate.

>>39830832
Up the dose.

>>39830787
Gotcha. Yeah it was weird, not really a sort of low T anxiety (which I am very familiar with unfortunately due to bad genetics) but more of a heart racing with random fleeting feelings of panic. low t anxiety was more like overthinking and the like.

Might have been due to higher red blood cell count, but I don't know. Definitely felt like a more physical sort of anxiety vs mental, if that makes sense.

Started getting bad about 8 weeks into the blast so yeah I guess keep an eye out for it. wouldn't be prolonged but more episodic, but bad enough that I am not that interested in a repeat performance until I figure out a way to mitigate that side effect

What test dose are you running at 300? I was running 150-200 when I was blasting 600 EQ.

>>39830973
awesome, really reassures me so I don't feel compelled to PCT and go through the hoops get that low T diagnosis through "traditional" means (despite having pre-bnc bloods showing it I doubt a doc will give it to me while running gear)

>>39831066
Yeah I did, even did npp and deca for a few weeks each.

Currently on 800mg test a week and 60mg epistane daily.

>>39831134
Remember when you were going to just do one conservative cycle?

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>>39831169
I member

>>39831169
Yeah that went out the window fast.
I just expected too much.

I even got some mtren on hand but I'll build my cardio back up before fucking with it.

>>39830497
>somewhat homoerotic mires
>somewhat

got bad news for you buddy

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>>39831100
currently on 300 test/300eq/200deca with 100mg adrol/day (100 PWO on workout days, 50/50 AM/PM rest days)

try pic related if you ever run EQ again

>>39831286
Eh a mire is a mire, I am pretty tolerant kek

>>39831275
>cardio first
Indeed. Learned that the hard way myself, oh boy.

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Reeeeeeeeee. Mailman took the pink redelivery slip and didn't leave my package. Time to burn down my house and move to Panama?

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Okay who did we lose?

>>39831354

I'm guessing this guy was using the Suicide Grip properly then right?

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>>39831354
>there were spotters
how fucking shit do you have to be at spotting to not see a guy struggled with lmao3pl8?

to the point that he actually fucking dies from it?

>>39831352
they have to take the slip back to the post office with them once you've filled it out and put in a request to have the package for redelivery the next day

also USPS sucks fucking ass and they don't redeliver like ever. Just go pick it up.

>>39831365
>related

>>39831354
This is why I don't use spotters

>>39831339
Neglected the cardio since September because I didn't want to nwe'd eat banked calories ontop of all the food I'm already stuffing in my face, didn't notice anything until I went to fuck and then adding the epistane and my BP has gotten deadly high.

I figure I might even save the mtren for my next blast after I get rid of all this fat.

>>39831301
Very cool, what are your goals? Bulking? Last pic I saw of you looked pretty low bf so you could afford to do it

Lmk if you feel appetite gains on that dose of EQ. I didn't really feel any different in that way but I am already a good eater

Thx for the advice regarding GABA - that seems to be a broscience meme that has made the rounds on all the forums so there might be some truth to it

5HTP is great, used to use it before/after dosing molly back in the day

>>39831354
Was this guy going to testify against Hilary or something?

>>39831378
>ust go pick it up.
I filled out the online redelivery thing last night so he should've had it.

>>39831457
like I said, they're faggots and never redeliver.

I do that shit all the time and end up having to go pick it up from the same old grouchy cunt at the post office

>>39831410
low, slow bulk over ~6 months (5 to go) so we'll see how it goes. Feel like I'm gaining weight a little quicker than I'd like to be already, so I'm gonna keep it dialed back a bit. I'm not as low as my cherry picked decent pictures make me seem, probably 13% at best.

If I get too high in BF again I'll probably cut the bulk 1-2 months early and hop on a low dose of tren transitioning into a cut before a cruise/continued cut down to 10% or lower, if possible.

>>39831275
we assumed you dead

>>39830841
so far i have been taking DIM 500mg once a day, instead of 250mg 2x a day.

Will that result in #NoAcneGains or is that insignificant

>>39831545(you)
thats more than enough if its once daily, supposedly if its split twice daily then the results are better since it keeps the estrogen levels stable.

3 days time is when you should see the results at the worse.

i am uncertain as to how it would work without your asin or with steriod esters and there longer half life. but theres there should be a good reduction of acne regardless.

>>39831573
then im gonna continue doing so.

That DIM is seriously a bitch to consume and weigh out. Its so fucking sticky

>>39831394
Yup pretty much same here. Thought “it will do”, heck it did not at all. The actual blast I used it in afterwards was delightful (well as much as AAS can be kek) and well worth the wait and added cardio work though.

>>39831545
Kek, sad I missed the speculation over my demise. Honestly fido will likely block my ip again.

The key to living with my ex is getting stoned, playing Borderlands all day, ignoring her after work and going yo bed alone.

10 minutes later shesinbre begging me to suck in her nipples.

Also I got all3 borderlands bundled with all of their dlc for 20 bux, gooddeal.

>>39831686
glad to hear

>>39831686
>paying for games
I hope you own a console

>>39831686
Have you played Overwatch?

>>39831663
You talking about the mtren?
The guys I know taking it rave about it, the focus, the controlled rage, the strength.

Figure I've already done more than enough this blast and need to save something special like that for my next.

Also I'm really trying not to kill myself.

>>39831704
I don't like video games I like distractions.

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where do I go from here

>>39831710
Yeah the mtren. It’s a rabid cunt if you’re not prepared, but in a good way, essentially all stereotypes Hollywood has about roids without most of the disadvantages. Not to be toyed with though, re: my cardio-lacking near death experience lmao

unrelated:
>tfw failing captcha because the Italian in me does not consider chicago deep dish real pizza

>>39831815
lol mad mad

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>>39827687
>I did it for a while, I enjoyed it but felt that same symptom I felt with 5/3/1 of not being under a truly 'heavy' bar often enough.

I think a big part of it is just how much weight you're moving, like the heavier and heavier you get the less you can get away with just grinding away at it before your body starts to throw a shit-fit

>>39827908
>brickington Don't spoonfeed me directly, but can you please list some principles for bbing that I can research more.

macronutrient composition of foods and how it along with meal timing affects hormonal responses like insulin in the body, also it's somewhat individual but how certain "inflammatory" foods can take you from looking ripped first thing in the morning to bloated turbofat after a meal

even within training methodologies slanted towards bodybuilding there's a definite place for more than just hand-jamming volume on top of volume as a certain amount of heavier strength-focused work is necessary for continued progression, just like powerlifting benefits greatly from increasing emphasis on volume in certain areas especially assistance exercises

rest pause and myo-reps will give you a bit of insight into what you can consider "effective" reps vs what's essentially wasted volume that only contributes to wear and tear on your body and wasted time in the gym

I'm of two minds about agonist/antagonist pairing training, on one hand you're "priming" the antagonist/synergist muscle groups which is undoubtedly beneficial, but on the other hand you could also steamroll those muscle groups so much that they can't provide effective stabilization when you flip to the opposing group

>>39827948

now that's fucking poetry right there

>>39829960
>As long as you're not required to get a SSBI

god that was a fucking headache, I had to fill out an sf-86 by hand

twice

>>39830832
>>39831710

I can't imagine they're actually region-blocking you, just toggle airplane mode on/off and it'll generate a new ip

>mtren

hooboy

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>>39831830
mad

>>39831815
To walmart

Buy a shotgun and kys

>>39831815
do people in america really talk like that wtf

>>39831819
Always wanted to try a deep dish but I'm told that it's just disappointing.

I have injectable mtren.
4mg a ml, so got some insulin needles so I can draw a very tiny amount like .1ml when I try it.

Thing is the needle is only 8mm long, not sure where to pin.
Thinking bicep is only thing lean enough.

https://soundcloud.com/battletapesband/feel-the-same

You guys lack good music, I know.

>>39831661
yeah good luck hormones affect everyone differently but, ive seen nothing but luck with the people who've taken it. just look up the amazon reviews for the company about the DIM product and then a genral look up of DIM on amazon and read the reviews, half of its acne, 1/4th of its boosting test, and the last 4th of it is for menstrual and menopause.

women need less mg by mg basis then men do to see the same results. just drink something sweet with it or eat some fruit doesnt matter most of it should absorb. for max absorbtion of anything eat grapefruit or bioperinebut you should be fine with it as is.

men need to take more of it if your on hormones and low levels of acne is 200mg, but bad acne like i had on my back needed 500mg dosage. and generaly thats more than enough to cover the DHEA that i take with my supplements for that extra boost. so hope it works m8y.

is this your first day ?

>>39831845
hairy but tight

mad

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How fucking huge can someone get on a modest dose of Test only? We are talking like 500mg weekly, just cyp or enth...

This is assuming they have normal muscle building genetics, are only 5'8".

Cardio would be included, at 60 minutes LISS daily, not for fat loss per se, but for cardio protection.

Then the plan is to eat unrestricted. Not purposeful bulking, because I got a big appetite as it is, and when I don't restrict calories tend to over eat.

Diet will also include a lot of healthy stuff, kale, beans, brown rice, unprocessed meats, fruits etc... But I'm not turning down things like pizza either. Basically make sure to eat enough high fiber nutrient rich foods, but allow other stuff and calories not counted like when I would be cutting.

Routine will revolve around basic compound lifts, more so deadlift than squats, as I like deadlifts more. Barbell rows . Incline BP, overhead pressing. Weighted dips & Pullups etc... but also add in extra metabolic fatigue work with machines too, dumbbell curls added in. Nothing fancy, typical broken down into a 2 day plan, run 2x a week Bro split. Rep range 8-12 on all lifts, even DL's, no 3 or 5 rep work painful shit.

Goal is to just look big and brutal as fuck, without feeling like shit like Orals and Tren are notorious for.

>>39831864
Deep dish is fun but essentially cheese pie, not pizza. Fite me irl bout dat m80

And yeah I pinned triceps and pecs for exactly that reason. On that note: kids, never pin pecs.

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>>39831905(you)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ne8gBx8eU

i already found him

>>39831923
One day I'll have me a cheese pie.
Sounds good.

Pec had bad pip?
I figured the small amounts you end up pining would make the pip negligible.

Only complaint I heard of crippling bicep pip is from a retard pinned 3ml first time in the virgin muscle.

>>39831865
good old electric eel type shit music is is what i like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyl3byKY9Ig

chill as a pill mane

>>39831905
people can get pretty big on 500mg test. Do you want to look like your pic?
That guy was blasting grams of gear to reach his 300lbs goal

>>39831717
play battlefield w me

>>39831966
Bicep was ez in comparison, but pecs had pip to claw your fucking eyes out. 1.5ml was the most I ever subjected it to (with way less than that at the start of course) but it tortured me like it had been 10ml. Was forced to alternate between the two because if I pinned the bodypart I worked out that day it killed me even more. I may sound whiny, but fuck, I am but a human (although trying to surpass that) lol

Note to self: try 10ml to prove previous claim, leave this wretched earth with a bang huehue

>>39831905
Not like your pic (not at damn all), but breddy yuge if you know what you’re doing, yeah.

>>39832040
400lbs*

>>39832040

That was when he was trying to hit his 400 pound goal.

I just want to look obviously bigger than anyone could hope to gent naturally, but I don't care if I can't see my abs or even if I have love handles, so long as my lats are still wider.

>>39832059
>bicep
tricep

Fuck multitasking

I have $750.

Should I invest it all in dude weed lmao stocks, or spend some of it on supplies for my first test cycle and invest the rest?

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>>39832059
>10ml of 4mg/ml mtren

4.5 SCOOPS CMON

>>39832089
150$ for a cycle and 600$ on dude weed stocks

you can do both and be fine

Just saw my first furry today. O.o I didn't think they existed outside of the internet and parent's basements.

>>39832140
They occasionally leave the house to go to conventions or get food.

>>39832140
One actually lives in the flat two stories above me.

Took me like two years to grasp it’s a 7/10ish girl under the suit. Not sure why boner.

Why the fuck are there no (You)'s anymore?

lmao gg

>>39832242
mook

>he doesn't use 4chanx or clover

>>39832203
>under the suit.
She actually wore a suit out in public?
The dude I saw just had a furry shirt and a tail. But he was obese. maybe they don't make plus sided costumes.

Wondering if I'd be willing to wear a fur suit to fuck a 7/10 girl. Maybe an 8+.

Should I become a fraud after how many time on gym?
t. thinking of doing a cycle with dianabol

>>39832307
>t. thinking of doing a cycle with dianabol

Kill yourself

>>39832356
w-w-why? Isn't that good and relatively safe?

>>39832307
>this post brought to you by Pajeet

>>39832302
>wondering if I'd be willing to wear a fur suit to fuck a 7/10 girl

depends on if you have to try and fuck her while you're both still wearing the suits

>>39832453
>depends on if you have to try and fuck her while you're both still wearing the suits
Very true.I imagine trying to fuck while wearing a carpet is super sweaty and uncomfortable.

>>39832453
Is there even a hole in the suit to put your dick in?

>>39832488
>I imagine trying to fuck while wearing a carpet is super sweaty and uncomfortable

can confirm

>t. guy who didn't own a pair of electric trimmers until a couple of months ago

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> 2016
> google "what are women for"
> not disappointed

It's the current year. I should be 100% shitfaced by now drinking the equivalent of 30 beers but, in my reduced perspective, I seem to have mastered drunk typing and my command of English refuses to yield. So on to make an ass...

It's unfortunate that John Oliver has taken a long break because I always take to his show to see what isn't true and what isn't going to happen. Have learned and predicted a lot in this manner.

His show, LastWeekTonight, like all leftist dribble presents itself as 'fact'. No coincidence that comedy is considered the lowest form of entertainment intended for the masses. 'The Left', assuming that isn't simply the new name for the Jewish-Marxist agenda, just happens to mainly broadcast the most condensed and elaborate version of it's programming on 'Comedy Central' of all places. Of course, when 94% of African Americans vote Democrat, you either acknowledge the party is based on mass manipulation or you're the equivalent of an outspoken retard.

To discredit John Oliver; you merely watch an episode on a topic you actually know. If you completely lack skills and knowledge; take to the #gamergate episode, the exact name of which I forget. The effect produced is so pronounced that I suspect John Oliver is a self-hating kike; he wants you to see through his lies.. he wants you to wake up.

>>39831365
>>39831378
>>39831391
> spotter 1: yeah bro, you gotta shock the muscle, add 100 lbs quick don't think (while filming lifter on iPhone)
> spotter 2: come on pussy I can do this with one hand (while filming lifter on iPhone)

Remember kids, if he isn't your brother, he's not your spotter. If you can't lift the weight; don't lift the weight.

>>39831451

I doubt Hillary has any concept of gyms or fitness. Like to think that those who do hard work, be it lifting or otherwise, have some integrity.

>>39831686

I've also found being an asshole is the best way to run a relationship.

>>39832302
Yup. Would not wear suit myself but boy would I ravage that through any holes I may find in hers kek

ITT: a bunch of OT shit by tripfags and 0 gear talk

literally get off my /fit/

>>39832523
>>39832604
lol Dick hole hivemind.

>tfw all your tinder matches are fatties
>not even any ugly skinny girls to brownbag
>just fatties

>>39832583
Nah the Hillary reference was because a UN official set to testify against her died several days prior to testimony when a loaded barbell fell on his neck.

>>39832614
QQ nub. If you want to talk about roids bring up a topic.
>>39832641
Don't you have to swipe the fatties for them to match? Why are you liking fatties?

Also what's your profile look like?

>>39832446
no

>>39832682
I'm just swiping right on everyone and sorting through the results like everyone else

I just happen to be ugly

>>39832844
how long did it take you to get your first match after creating tinder? i made mine like 5 hours ago and still have no matches, only got 1 pic on there which is a selfie. im decently attractive though

>Up from ~165 to ~178 after exactly 3 weeks on deca/EQ/adrol

I can't tell how much of this is Christmas fat and how much of this is water weight

here's hoping ~10lbs of it are water weight

>>39829297
I want mk677, what do?

>>39832864
uhh like 30 minutes maybe

ayy degenerates, I'm ordering some SARMs atm
LGD4033 or Ostarine?
Gonna stack it with MemeK677
Just wanna get huge without all the injections

>>39829701

Protip from a dude who has done tons of polys for security clearances and indoc into secret squirrel shit.

Get really fuggin tired before. It's really that simple. Don't sleep for the day before and you'll be too exhausted to really get wound up. Also, just keep reminding yourself it's bullshit. It can't detect lies, it detects when you're uncomfortable. If you understand the whole thing is literal trash and the entire point is to psych you out, it becomes really easy.

Know a guy who failed because they asked of he has cheated on his spouse and instead of cool facing it, got all hotheaded because he totally fucking has. Just chill out and deny deny deny lie counteraccuse deny.

>>39832866
Gained 17ish lbs from mid-november to the moment I type this, suspect at least half of it to be xmas fat.

Luckily I stash clen like squirrels stash nuts, and we both do it so we survive the winter. Dis gon b gud.

>>39832953
Come back at the beginning of June when my bulk is done and I'll have a friendly /fraudster/ race to sub 10% bodyfat with you

my DNP vs. your Clen

>>39832961
Eh fuck DNP, I for some reason respond ridiculously well to clen heh

I do love the general idea though, gotta enjoy some idiotic, possibly medically hazardous bets. Had a race with a guy from another forum some time ago as to who can get to fridgemode faster, no holds barred. I still shudder at the thought in retrospect but it was HILARIOUS overall.

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>>39832040
>battlefield
You got bf1?

>>39831843
>twice
Thankfully they have that eqip system so you can do it online now.

>>39832875
ebay

>>39833051
I wonder why chokers came back from the year 2004

not complaining though

>>39833069
kek ebay sarms
this guy

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>>39833040
>I for some reason respond ridiculously well to clen heh
>fuck DNP

I'm going to say fuck DNP this time around too, in all honesty. I'm just going to go with an ECA stack and that's about it. Gotta learn to dial in that diet even more than I have in the past to really reap the benefit.

Though I'm curious in trying clen, for as much shit as I give the compound, perhaps it'll end up being a 'you won't like it until you try it' type of thing.

>idiotic, possibly medically hazardous bets

I wasn't aware there was any other kind of betting.

Now you have me fondly remembering the time I drunkenly/on 1/4oz of shrooms shot fireworks out of a buddies apartment in the middle of the city into the streets

fourth of july in the ghetto fucking rules

>>39833078
>tfw live around hipster part of town now and every other girl has one of these

it's my weakness

>>39833078
still not asking for it

nah but probably more cultural slut acceptance/woman empowerment

How 2 order sterons if I dint have any bitcoins

>>39833057

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Lol Obama rekt Russia naming 35 Russian "diplomats" who work for the GRU/SVR and closing 2 covert Intel centers they were using.

>>39833078
Chokers are fucking awesome. Always complement qt grills about it if they're wearing one because chances are they want your cock down their throat.

>>39833113
get bitcoins

Help me /fraud/. I tried googling my question but couldn't really find an answer.

if high bp is a concern of mine, and I don't really plan on doing anything over 500mg of test a week, could I instead do, let's say 250mg of test e and a week and then some eq as well and in theory have lower bp than I would on 500mg of test because I'd be holding less water?

>>39833126
Fuck, i would destroy her vagina man. Fuck

>>39833051
JulianVkl on origin faM

Hello fraud,
What are your thoughts on test / deca / eq ?
is it benefical to run eq and deca together or should i just stick with one+ test
B&c ofcourse

>>39833264
Currently on 200mg deca / 300mg test / 300mg EQ

Love the synergy of the stack. Why wouldn't it be beneficial to run deca/EQ together? If anything they compliment each other quite nicely because of the length of activity within the system.

This is my first time with EQ, and I'll likely add it to every stack I run from here on out. No real downsides thus far.

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Tren Ace, 150mg ED
Test E 400mg EOD
Mast prop 150mg ED
GHRP2 150mcg 3 Times daily
Mod GRF 150mcg 3 Times daily
500mg Dinitro DNP ED
125mcg T3 ED


Oh holy fuck the sides what is this hell

>>39833289
how fucking yuge are you to be running that much fucking gear jesus christ

>>39833289
if you're actually on all of that, are you fucking insane, fat, or a bodybuilder?

>>39833289
trying to become dat dere sickcunt mayne?

>>39833298
probably a fucking retard that gained 50lbs of fat on his first "bulk" then read on reddit about tren "just melting the fat" or some bullshit

>>39833310
Alternatively, he could be the most shredded cunt on instagram. I'll hear him out.

>>39833319
that's why he is on that much gear but also using fucking dnp right?

no one with any media presence would ever touch dnp, you look like complete and utter dyel, bloated, fat, 0-muscle trash while on it and for a while afterwards.

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>>39833094
>not buying ebay sarms from cap and directly funding the fraud tripfag good life that we all love and enjoy

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>>39833310

I am no stranger to Tren.

>>39833333

>>39833344
I'm impressed you're actually on all that shit.

what is your height weight bf?

>>39833344
is that some yellow piss in bottles labeled as tren?

>>39833279
Was thinking about almost the same amount 250/300/300 cause my fav lab has neat amps on sale 30weeks only 220bucks
Think i just try it

>>39833344
ALL YOU NEED IS THE LEGIT

TRENBOLOGNA ACETATO

AND NORDIC GROWTH HORMONA

SIX MEALS A DAY, TRENBOLOGNA YEAR AROUND

GH15 APPROVED

>>39833373
I'm enjoying it. Just make sure you run it for a long time, naturally. I'll be running this for 24 weeks in total, 3 down so far.

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>>39833390

I also supplement with bear labias and wolverine nipples, organic of course. I mix my tren into a blender with them, some homemade coconut and some activated almonds.

>>39833390
Yeah
30 weeks is the plan

>>39833419
My shake is 25% mibolerone 25% mtren 50% DMAA, 1 liter total volume.

Seems to work pretty well, but I'll have to consider adding the activated almonds and wolverine nipples

bear labia fucks with my e2 too much

>>39833456
just make sure you keep up with the cardio. EQ/Deca can fuck you over big time in that regard, thankfully your endurance will be through the roof on EQ

>not shedding so far on 100mg tren ed 40mg accutane ed

never

going

bald

Does anyone have any coupon codes for irc?
tryna order some ldg and mk from them

>inb4 snakeoil meme
>inb4 inb4

Do any of those "legal" roids actually work? I know a lot of people market shit like adenosine now, which I know is a drug to gain weight, but I can never find actual reviews on the products.

>>39833573
no

>>39833512
add masT and pure DHT injections

>>39833593
no thx

maybe masteron when i cruise for dryness

Grandmother accusing me of /fraud/

Making it?

>>39833279
>>39830787
>300mg EQ/week

Why this dose? All the example cycles on reddit seem to suggest that 600mg/week is the starting level for both cut and bulk cycles. Kinda makes sense since it is considered to be a weaker steroid and half the weight you're pinning is probably the ester.

Just curious, thanks

>>39833341
what's cap's ebay name? I only know his email not bothered to throw an email out there

>>39834012
[email protected]

>>39834026
>[email protected]
nigga idgaf

>>39834030
woops misread

forgive me

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Fuck having tons of female family members over at my house. All these fucking middle-aged annoying bitches. God damnit I hate the holidays sometimes.

>>39834030
His user is the first part of his email.

>>39834083
ty senpai. He's not 17 years old is he?

>>39834097
cap? no, hes like 36

>>39833914
300mg/week still contributes to slight strength gains

again, I'll be running this bulk for 5 months longer, it's a low and sustained dose over a longer period of time. There isn't really a 'minimum threshold' for effectiveness of a compound. Now, obviously the effect will be more profound at a higher dosage, say 600, but it's not entirely nonexistent at 300.

@capitalist the drugs salesman

Postage and packaging

To

Service

Delivery*
US $13.50

Ireland

USPS First Class Mail International / First Class Package International Service

Estimated delivery within 5-11 working days

>13.50 delivery charge
no thanks. Any euro drugs salesmen?

>>39829297
is there any reason to do this if I have a semi-reliable accurate mg scale?

>>39834200
inb4 b&

>>39834288
sarms are legal - they're available for purchase off ebay. I ain't breaking no rules.

>>39834302
mods dont give a fuck

>>39834312
idgaf

>>39834319
Enjoy your ban

Use google or go to reddit for sauce talk you dum-dum :)

>>39834328
>:)
*blushes*

>>39834335
senpai noticed you :3

>>39834302
>>39834312
>>39834319
>>39834328
>>39834335
>>39834339
:))

>>39834302
>implying mods know this
>implying they can't still ban you for advertising

if i am coming off a HUGE cut, like 3-4 weeks in a row of complete PSMF (~800 cals or less) which included dnp for a week, how long total do i need to become full again?

is a week enough to recover, or more? trying to look as shredded as possible by a certain date.

Have a bunch of Test E that I never used and expired in 2012, any ideas on what to do with this?

>>39834617
toss it, test is cheap and 4 years is pushing it. the oil might even be rancid

>>39831864
pin subq?

>>39832302
a girl told me she had a tail that attaches to a buttplug, is she a furry?

>>39834732
>Not telling her to prove it and then sliding your dick in.

>>39834819
i did get to see a pic
>tfw didnt get to slide in

>>39831905
I get pretty strong on 200mg a week. But my natty test is around 260 so maybe that's why

>>39832040
>blasting grams of gear to be bald fat and ugly

>tfw stopped taking dnp
>now feeling really cold
i miss dnp's sweet sweet warmth

should i take 125mg ED over winter?

>>39835108
>take 500mg dnp dose while doing psmf
>even with eca stack I am basically bed ridden and can't move afterwards

>>39835108
I stopped dnp just as winter started up here

I didn't miss the feeling of wanting to sleep 20 hours a day, but being cold fucking SUCKS

>tfw -40 outside

Is DBOL okay for a first cycle? Or should I strictly stick with test only

1-4
dbol 40mg ED
500mg test e
.5mg arimidex

4-10
500mg test e
Arimidex .5mg

12-16
Nolva clomid

>>39829247
I'm on day 7 of 300mg DNP from EnhancedAthlete. They're in tablet form, but I haven't felt any side effects yet or have noticed any changes.

>>39835462
first time using dnp?
>tablet form
imo you should be feeling it.
could always smash it up and try the ignition test

>>39835397
dbol is okay
10 weeks is on the shorter end, but still ok.
dbol can potentially make it more difficult to dial in estrogen, you may need more ai at the start than when you drop it

>12-16
>Nolva clomid
>clomid
what doses

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>got back from vacation today
>sold my car for my asking price to the first person who came to look at it today
>smashed my bench press pr by 15 lbs.

Today's a fucking awesome day lads. High hopes for 2k17.

Why is it so easy for euro fags to get pharma amps compared to the rest of the western world?

>>39835620
jews

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>>39835562
2017 will be the year of the GF

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>>39835660
2017 will be the year of aesthetics, big, muscular tits, doxing myself, closing in on dat der 25 ffmi, and obtaining a harem of natty ginger euro sloots to bang.

Got all the finances and everything in order for my euro trip. Everything is looking gucci as FAURK.

LET'S GO BOYS I'M PUMPED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW. If the gym didn't close I'd be doing a 4 hour routine this very second.

Low test natty sitting around the mid-300s ng/dL, about to start TRT doses. I'm planning on 125 mg/wk to start with.
I want to use higher doses at some point. How long would you guys recommend sticking with the TRT doses before upping it to a cruise (say, 250 mg/wk)?

I'm off to thailand and I was recommended anavar. This will be my first cycle and I was told that it's a baby step because it wouldn't be a massive and noticeable gain and it's oral.

10mg/day of anavar ok? Should I stack it?

>>39835879
are you a woman?

>>39835522

weeks 12-16
-
nolva 20mg ed
clomid 50/50/25/25 ed

you boys should get a good laugh out of this

I was pinning 250 mg test E into my left delt with a 25g 1/2" needle

I buried the needle far into my delt and pressed down on the plunger hard

As soon as I was finished pressing the plunger down the base of the needle broke off from the barrel and went into my left delt under my skin.

So now I have a half inch needle in my left delt

No pain as of yet but I will be seeing the dcotor within the week

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Wew 8oz of cottage cheese before bed. Gotta eat big to get big right babes?

Alright I am the fucking retard doing psmf and dnp, the one with the feeling of "dread" about going to sleep. Last night was fine although it was getting worse and worse.

Today I had the same thing and ignored it while using my pc. I have a blank in my memory, from being on my PC to waking up in my bed with my entire body overheating in my bed and being completely delirious and talking to myself in slurred speech

Immediately went downstairs and ate a retarded amount of food because I knew what was happening and didn't want to die.

I am going to try to lower the dose to 250 and continue.

Do not do 500 or more dnp on psmf unless you want to die of hypoglycemia, I am warning you now.

I don't even remember how I got in my bed

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>>39835940
Are you 100% sure it wasn't a retracting needle? BD integra is sold in pharmacies and the needle retracts when you fully depress the plunger. There's a couple other brands too.

If it really did break off (I don't know how you'd actually manage that, it's hard) I'd probably get to an urgent care or ER asap before it gets bad. You could poke around the try to find the end of it if you're lucky and pull it out too.

>>39835828
try it out for at least 3-4 weeks
then up the dosage as you go famalam
all the best on becoming a degenerate

>>39836015
nigga thats too much
you gonna become a skeletor

>>39835885
A male.

Is there a /fraud/ discord channel?

>>39836113
anavar is useless in low doses, only recommended for females that don't wanna look like hulking bearded fraudsters

>>39836027
fucking hell thank you so much anon

That is the brand of needle I have, and I found the needle I used and deconstructed it and there it was.

You are a life saver

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>>39836139
NP famalam. I used to use them too but I saw they were retractable beforehand so I never freaked out.

>>39836151

Yeah I guess I should have read the packaging haha

Thanks for the pics as-well anon they are gorgeous

I bought some minoxidil for a beard, but I read that if youre under 21 itll fuck you up? Im 18, is it going to b ok?

>>39836262
it will fuck you up and age your face anyway

how do you properly measure something that's a solution and it's like

50mg/ml?

if I want 15mg how do I measure out .3ml?

>>39836276
insulin syringe? pretty sure i heard this one guy used that to inject his GF with like 3mg of test

>>39836285
not exact measurements but essentially it's a solution that's a ridiculously high mg/ml and I'm wondering how the fuck I can measure out .3ml from it

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>>39836276
Use a syringe? 3ml ones should have markings every .1ml and 1ml slin pins should have markings every .01ml.

>>39836303
nope it's an oral

>>39836318
what's it like having a single digit IQ

Been sick all week, only lifted twice since sunday. Skipped leg day today and slept instead. Plan on going out saturday night too ): Am I gonna make it?

>tfw even tho I'm sick my lifts still went up the two days I did go workout
I love the fraud life

>get tinder
>swipe until out of matches
>no matches for 12h
>swipe again
>3 matches now

is there hope?

>>39836328
is it common knowledge to know how to measure exactly .3ml?

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>>39836328
Lol

>>39836318
Use the fucking syringe to measure it out and then take the needle off and shoot it down your throat.

>>39836341
Tinder is only for sluts and meaningless casual sex honestly. Grow the fuck up

>>39836343
is it common knowledge that yahawah bahasham yahawashi, the one you know as god, hates you and all so called white people?

>>39836349
don't have a syringe senpai

>>39836357
yeah, where do i find a fucking gf then. okcupid? approaching women in 2016 doesnt work as well, especially when they have tinder chad ready to lay the pipe 24/7

and im fucking foreign in the country that i live with a weird ass name, deep voice and intimidating face

yeah i guess i should just talk to girls irl

fucking retard

>>39836386
>find a gf
>tinder

Enjoy your used up roasties that have probably had 10+ dicks in them lol

And come on, you know what tinder is for and so do they

>>39836392
still didnt answer my question. where should i look then?

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>>39836367
Well then you've got a problem. If you have a dropper or pipette you can draw some of the solution up and then 6 drops should be approximately .3ml.

>>39836392
>Enjoy your used up roasties that have probably had 10+
>10+
Lol. Now a days that's practically virgin level.

>>39836367
most solutions come with a dropper/top with markings

>>39836403
thanks senpai

>>39836434
This is why we as men should ask a woman straight up how many dicks they've had in them, if they say a slutty number like anything over 5, then we laugh in their fucking faces and tell them to fuck off.

>>39836451
idk i find it kinda hot to fantasize about the girls that ive had sex with taking on cocks two times as big as mine. their moans probably sound different and its so much more intense than when they have sex with me

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>>39836469
C-c-c-cuuuuck. I'd be the bull if you ever got a qt you want me to fuck.

>>39836451
/r/Incel leaking again?

>>39836512
its just a fantasy, like id never act on it irl or EVER tell anyone about it. i dont think im a cuckold

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>>39836451
this is retarded for getting laid outside of relationships, i feel like most pretty girls are probably about in their 20s by the time they reach 20-21 years old , im not saying there aren't outliers, but you're severely limiting yourself with qt afs like kirisu

>>39836512
Nope, not even a virgin.

But seriously who the fuck wants a chick that has had more than 5 dicks in them? It's disgusting.

>>39836522
i guess i just enjoy the humiliation and disappointment id get from the girl because im less of a man than the guy with a bigger cock

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>>39836530
She's going to lie even if you did ask. Being first is great and all but what about being the biggest and best? The only one to make her cum multiple times until shes incoherently babbling about how perfect you and your cock are.

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>>39836566
And then you start ignoring her texts until shes crawling back to you willing to do anything just so you'll fuck her again and get her to that level of ecstasy.

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I made a virgin cum with my dong lads

Thanks for reading

>>39836522
>dont think im a cuckold
Gimme a night with your GF, and we can find out.

>>39836566
Good feel.
I'm pretty convinced that most dudes and have any technique beyond pumping away.
It doesn't take a whole lot to get a girl gushing and telling you you're a sex god.

>>39836343
Take an oral 1ml syringe, take up .3ml into it then fire it down your throat.

>>39836437
>most solutions come with a dropper/top with markings
Nope, most come with a clear glass dropper, no markings, those are only meant for one measurement: drops of liquid.

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Sup degenerates?
Took a day off. I see that was a poor choice lmao.

>>39834898
Hello fellow low T faggot

When (i.e., what age) did you discover it and how long have you been on?

>>39835828
Going for self administered TRT or legal? If legal, you'll probably be started at 100 test Cyp.

If self administered, start at 125 and cut until you're low bf because I assume you're fat if you're that low T.

>>39833107
My diet is already on point and I feel sweet (in comparison) on clen, whereas dnp literally makes me reconsider WHY I poison myself for dat last bf% when I look like a greek god already. Don’t get me wrong, clen is a bitch too, but less so.

>fireworks straight into the streets
Aw yiss. Once accidentally blasted a whole 18-head firework battery into an abandoned car because the thing fell over when it was already lit. Poor car.

>>39836262
>>39836271
This, minox can halt/disrupt collagen production in your face which has the effect of aging you.

Search "minoxidil collagen" or "rogaine aging." But some people don't experience that side. Depends on the person.

>>39837093
How was your day off?

We found out groot didn't OD on test, which was nice.

>>39837184
>>We found out groot didn't OD on test, which was nice.
instead he is close to ODing on burgers

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>>39837184
>How was your day off?
I heard the (you) is gone for some faggot reason and (you) just confirmed it.
Looks like we get some gay dotted line?
Anyway it was chill. Just played some video games for the most part.
Groot is posting again?

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>>39837184
>>39837241
Forgot my screenshot lol.

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Just finishing first blast at 500 test per week

Dropping to a cruise because fuck cycling

Will cruise on 150 a week

I want to cut some of the flab when I drop down, am I good to throw in 25mg/day of var for the first 4 weeks of cruise?

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>>39836512
>>39837341
Saved

>>39837350
Middle of summer here, gets up to 40C/104F some days and I'm already a sweaty cunt

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>>39837366
>gets up to 40C/104F
Damn lol that's hot as fuck. You chillin on the beach?

>>39837418
Yes

But I am big and flabby

Hence wanting to try a cutting compound to speed things up

I've psmf'd before, how quick do you reckon I could drop fat on 150 test 25 var?

>>39837475
Var definitely helps with fat loss, but to ask for a number or idea of how much is stupid, it depends on so many factors such as dose, deficit, individual metabolism and even then nobody could give you an estimate. Just do it and see.

>>39837366
200/250mg dnp you won't even know you're on it

>>39837184
Kek no but I just had to cut our stims ans sodium ans wtv else because my BP was 180/90 and I'm going to have a stroke.

>>39837193
I'm pleasantly plump.
Figure I'm better off risking fat gain rather than not maximizing muscle gain.

And although I feel like a subhuman lard chicks have been all over me.

>>39837241
I'm back until my ip range gets blocked again. Brick says toggling plane mode will somehow fix it when it happens, we'll see.

>>39837588
>bp is 180/90 on babies first test cycle
>mine is considered normal while i am on 100 tren ed

>xD i'm "pleasantly plump"

soon to be pleasantly diabetic and CHF

>>39837618
It's the epistane.
I unwisely upped the dose because it wasn't doing anything and it proceeded to kill me.

So I took it back down.

>tfw cutting

why dont they just fucking sell injectable drugs that put you to sleep for 6-8 hours?

I just want to work, get comatosed, work out, get comatosed again then get up to work.

so im only conscious 10-11 hours a day, I don't really care about anything.

>>39837659
unless you are cutting hard like i am stop being a pussy

i almost just died from dnp again

500 dnp + psmf... although since i almost died twice now (from the fucking dnp, both times it was after i took my dose) on this cut alone i am lowering the dnp to 250

>>39837659

actually that sounds even better.

take 3 weeks off then just take DNP and take sleeping drugs so you're only awake 3 hours a day,

>>39837667
How long do you run your dnp? I find it so hard to get to 21 days. Bostin lloyd told me just do 250 for 21 days for a nice cut, but just cant do it. Start getting the runs and all sorts of insomnia.

>>39837678
>take sleeping drugs
which ones

pls tell me

although above 250 dnp you would probably just dehydrate to death or die of hypoglycemia in your sleep

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>>39837588
>I'm back until my ip range gets blocked again.
Email me and I will show you the ways of the l337 Russian election hackers.

You guys all bust my balls for being fat yet here you are taking poison, running huge deficits and following torturous diets... So how fucking fat are you?

Because in my thirties, being a fat fuck, all I used was an EC stack and cutting between 2800-2500 calories and managed to drop over 10% bodyfat in less than three months.

>>39837694
200-400 for 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off. repeat until desired results.

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>>39837764
What was your diet when on dnp?

>>39837696


well you would get a time to replenish yourself during the work out hours, and in the gap between you being asleep and taking the drugs, plus personal time(hygiene etc)

>>39837754

Idk but a guy with 25% bf with shoulders the same width as hips offered my advice yesterday on how to cut

Keep that in mind in terms of this general

I also was able to drop 10%+ bf in 3 months without an EC stack it is not hard to do fork put downs

>>39837754

that's easy cause you started out at 35% bodyfat lmfao

>>39837525
Of course, was just checking if anyone had run something similar

>>39837546
Some people don't feel 500mg, others feel fucking awful on 200

I'd rather not test my tolerance in this weather

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>>39837865
>Idk but a guy with 25% bf with shoulders the same width as hips offered my advice yesterday on how to cut

I'm sorry, what now?

>>39837865
>fatties giving advice on cutting
>natties giving advice on roids

Kill yourself my dude

>>39837889

What I'm saying is that if you are fat as fuck it's easy to cut. Don't need fucking DNP.

I am a fat fuck and it's easy to cut. Pretty simple.

You really gonna debate that?

People like galnds use DNP at 9% bf to get to 7% and people think they should use DNP at 20%.

Why? Eat less food.

>>39837880

yeah he had a pretty bad case of gyno from using gear at 25-30% bf and mistook it for pectorals and fatceps that he thought were muscle too.

Delusion is a hell of a drug.

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>>39837867
Me natty.
Fuck off.

>>39837175
>whereas dnp literally makes me reconsider WHY I poison myself

yeah, exactly why I'm going to refrain from running it again. I just wanted to try and meet a personal deadline last time so I felt rushed enough to implement it, but I won't be doing it again. At least not at 1g/day, way too brutal.

>>39837355
>I'll take 'people who look like their pets' for 400, Alex

>>39837667
>unless you are cutting hard like I am stop being a pussy
>on 500mg/day DNP

kek try a gram a day junior; walking 10 feet and feeling (and looking) like you just ran a marathon is a fucking nightmare

didn't step foot in public for a week

>>39837870
if you feel that it's necessary to run something to aide in your fat loss, look in to something as simple as ECA.

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>>39837925
>yeah he had a pretty bad case of gyno from using gear at 25-30% bf and mistook it for pectorals and fatceps that he thought were muscle too.
>Delusion is a hell of a drug.

man you're right, I don't know what he was thinking

have you not learned what happens when someone takes a shot at me and misses?

>>39837945

god, I mean, like, so fat

people are fucking retarded before you even start talking about 4chan

>>39837963

1g is fucking retarded, 800 was zero energy sit in front of a fan all day with three gallons of ice water, 600 is the upper end of kinda-sorta tolerable and being a functional human being, 400 is barely noticeable in the winter

>>39837963
Somewhat related

does anyone know the best way to get ephedrine in one of the handful of states that it's fully illegal in?

>>39838033
hey hey you may be able to answer said question above

>1g is fucking retarded

yeah it certainly was. 30 degrees out and I was sweating bullets still, which was terrible at night when it got down to ~15-20 because I would sweat and freeze. Won't be doing that again.

>elitefts shirt

mah nigga, we just got one of their safety bars in at the gym a couple weeks ago

back in a bit, off to gym

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>>39838051

have a canadian friend that can buy kaizen eph otc and doesn't mind mailing it to you, customs won't give a shit even if oregon does since everywhere else it's just a tracked otc

>>39837963
>unless you are cutting hard like I am stop being a pussy
>on 500mg/day DNP
try going on to read the rest of the sentence

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>>39838033
Reminds me why I didn't rush back here after my ban lifted.

Might as well disappear until after my cut and then put up with "roiding for this" comments and derisive comments about my insertions.

>>39838118
>>Reminds me why I didn't rush back here after my ban lifted.
cuz u ran out of breath?

What does being on test feel like?

>>39838033
>beard coverin up double chin

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>>39838033

>"ripped guys like me"
>"jacked"
>"I've been packing on LEAN mass"
>"Does dennis even know how much I lift?"

Mac did it natty tho

>>39838132
like bags of sand

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>>39838033
>roiding for this

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>>39838118

shit I've already got tinnitus, all the reeeeeeee-ing just starts to sound like more ringing after a while

>>39838138
>>39838148
>>39838156

here's your 3 (you)s

also fat mac best mac

>>39838154

sounds like shit family

>>39837865
see
>>39827948

>>39838265
screenshots are for pussies, linking original post every time is the way to go m8 haha

>>39838118
That fucking poo golem guy is disgusting

>>39838051
>1g

oh boy let me do some uncalled for blogposting

>be me
>have stepbro from dads previous marriage
>stepbro is fraudster too but the kind who just gears for MASS IS MIGHT stronk for motherland
>one faithful day he calls me
>“oy feggit whats that shit called you and your feggit friends use to boil your gut off I need to lose bf% ultra fast don’t ask”
>“haha what... DNP?”
>“that yeah kthxbai”
>proceeds to acquire a shit ton of the stuff
>guy recommends him to do 250 first then up to 500 MAX if he can handle it
>stepbro is no pussy, uses 750 right from the start
>few day later he calls me from the hospital
>munched like a pound of pure table sugar “cause guy kept blabbering about hypoglycowhatever”, got insanely hot, rolled around in the snow in subzero weather cause “if the finns do it after sauna it can’t be that bad”

he did admittedly slim down tho

>>39838413
stepbro 2020

Make frauding great again.

>>39838550
cannot become president, we’re both eurofags and he is half russian even

no potus aspirations for him

but i like the idea

giving someone with an iq of room temp fahrenheit and constant roid rage access to nuclear codes would be a blast (pun so fucking intended)

Is it possible to sterilize vials and stoppers in a pressure cooker?

>>39839032
seems like a bad idea to use a pressure cooker. to much heat can degrade the glass.

use alcohol thats made for sterilization after you clean it up on the stove top