/fraud/

>>39839901
Been there. Doesn’t help that the new mail chick is an ex of mine hue

>>39839901

Don't take it out on the vendor.

There is a huge backlog during holiday times. Huge. It's very difficult for vendors. Imagine during the holidays you are worried and panicked that people are going to leave negative feedback because stuff came in the mail slowly (and you shipped it next day).

Knowing there is nothing you can do about it. I don't know how SST works but don't leave nasty comments for the guys, they tried their best.

I want Alex to leave

>>39839977
>>39839981
everyone does

>>39839981
>>39839989
re: >>39827948

this will never get old

>>39839977
I ordered some slippers from a website in China.

Shipped: 12/2
Scanned: 12/13 (Germany) -Huh?
Scanned: 12/30 (New York) -Damn, took long enough.

When will I get them? Who knows!

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>>39839977
I know it's not the vendor. USPS left a slip without actually knocking and then when I filled out the online redelivery form for the next day as well as signed and left the slip in the mailbox the mailman didn't have it. So hopefully they deliver my shit today.

All things considered it'll be 7 days for an international pack so it's not too bad.

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>>39840194
Dem anabolic slippers eh? Or are you going to do some ancient Chinese foot binding and try to become a princess like Mulan?

>>39840323
Kek'd

Hey new here but this seems to be the place for it

I'm taking ostarine on advice of one of my friends for a joint and bone issue. I'm taking 15mg a day and I've heard that it can be suppressive to my body's natural testosterone. I haven't felt any effects after two weeks but what should I look out for and what should I do to prevent suppression and keep my testosterone levels up to normal?

Got 5 tinder matches in 1 day. Will i make it phaggots? Prob not

>>39838084
>have a friend

well shit

I found some though, I'll have to place a few orders soon. Interested in seeing if it'll actually help with appetite suppression as much as people rave about it.

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>spiking your boyfriend's protein shake with creatine so that he's no long natty

D E V I L I S H

Overwatch was a fucking waste of money.

Shit becomes boring after 1 god damn hour.

gg got fooled hard because

>uhm millions of players, there must be something good about this game

>>39840360
it is slightly suppressive, there isn't much you can do no. anecdotally d-aspartic acid supposedly works when it comes to helping with sarm suppression, even though it does nearly nothing for natties

but it's just a slight suppression, not fullblown shutdown so no need to panic about it.

bloods is how you would accurately diagnose the suppression, but you might also notice your balls getting smaller

>>39840371
yer ugly m8

>>39840397
it's a game you're supposed to play with friends

>>39840360
You can't really prevent it for 100%, make sure to not run high dosages for too long if you wanna minimise the risks. Make sure you do PCT after. Some people take Clomid while on to keep test up.
Symptoms of Shutdown are diverse: restless sleep, hot flushes, loss of libido, erectile dysfunction, tiredness, just general feeling of not being well.

>>39840427
>pct for ostarine
n o

>>39840435
If I were him I'd rather be safe then sorry. There is too little information on recovery after SARMs to advice people to NOT run PCT.

>>39840416
Hmm but how would I undo the suppression after the fact?

>>39840427
Good thing I don't have any of those

What should I do for pct?

>>39840458
it's literally the opposite of being safe, clomid and nolva have much harsher sides than anything SARMs can do to you

the goal of pct is to get your lh and fsh to start producing again, not just raising test levels. ostarine has a 0% chance of shutting you down, your lh and fsh are still producing the whole time

"information" on recovery is nonsense, there are bloods all over steroids-related websites, or even r/peds. you are literally putting in a more harmful drug in your body to deal with a non-problem

>>39840482
your test levels will naturally recover over time once you're done using

>>39840501
Should I do anything to help boost it after?

>>39840501
Nobody is forcing him to put drugs into his body in the first place. But a standard mini PCT protocol of a few weeks that is generally adviced when taking SARMs has minimal long term side effects and is well documented in medical literature.
In practice people don't get their bloods done at the end of a SARM cycle and there no way of knowing where they are exactly at, doing a mini PCT is way less harmful than the possible longer term gonadal dysfunction that you're trying to prevent by doing this.

>>39840583
you have said nothing new I haven't already addressed

you are an idiot

stop handing out advice

>>39839981
Remember when he said he was leaving and not coming back? That was nice.

>>39840501
That is because I didn't acknowledge your bullshit claim that ostarine has 0% chance of causing shutdown.

>>39840424
i have friends but they never have time to play it with me.
But yeah a lot of games would be ton of fun with friends, i just dont have this luxury.

I refunded it now

Where the fuck do I buy MK-677? I can't find legit looking stuff anywhere

>>39840684
Trip on Cap

>>39840684
I got mine from China, no source discussion allowed here tho.

>>39840628
Maybe we should set up a discord for fraud to play together.
I want to hear what Jerry and mast's gamer bantz is like. Lol

>>39840700
>inb4 masT would not just grunt and roar in rage during the whole thing

>>39840700
>>39840720
t b h I think I'd be the worst of the group

Back when I played WoW religiously I broke three printers in a matter of months due to rage in 3v3's, threatened to castrate a teammate, and snapped my keyboard in half twice

I can only imagine what it would be like now

this has marketing potential senpai

>get a bunch of juiced up retards together to play competitive games and see who snaps first

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tfw almost ate a kg of greek yoghurt today.

>>39840720
I'm alright with that. Lol
>>39840761
Maybe start a beting pool on who rages and breaks something first.

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>>39840720
>gets first kill
>I AM BECOME MAST, DESTROYER OF DYELS
>hfw

>>39840761
They should be broadcasted as livestreams, would be hilarious to watch.

>>39840684
Fuck off cap.

>trying to decide if I can safely afford to start cruising
>get bloods done, waiting on results
>got $200 from mom for my birthday
>"I can definitely do it now"
>go to get truck inspected
>needs patches
>"should be about two hundred"
ffs this truck is cursed

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Holy crap some of these slin pins are super shitty, the plungers won't depress easily at all.

>>39840978
If it's insured leave it in the hood.

>>39840817
If be down for /fraud/ let's plays.

>>39841057
>leaving my baby in the hood
No fucking way.

Do I actually need to PCT if I'm 19 and only taking 300 mg of test a week. I've heard that PCT only takes a couple weeks off your recovery. I have read studies that show testosterone is pretty safe but I am a little nervous about Clomid or HCG. Also I know this thread advocates blast and cruise, I am totally satisfied with my physique I just want to try steroids and see how I feel. I suppose if they make me feel really awesome I would look at blast and cruise, just don't want to commit to that level without ever having tried them. Thanks for advice.

>>39841286
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Who the fuck told you this bullshit.

You need PCT even if you do 100mg test

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>>39841286
>>39841413
Probably read the autistic drivel Stoya was spewing from his shithole a handful of threads back.

>>39841458
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit what a physique

who dis

>>39839901
Last shipment I got usps marked as delivered almost 30 minutes before it actually was

>>39841057
>not being strong enough to pin strength drugs

shiiiieeet the irony

>>39841503
Posts on reddit from time to time

5'8" 210-215ish in that pic iirc.

Kinda my homo goal physique, if I were actively pursuing my physique more than I were my strength goals. But I may revert to that at some point in all honesty.

Have been thinking about hopping back to a PPLxPPL routine with a heavy/light block to satisfy my strength goals at least somewhat. Then once I plateau around 200lbs lean, focus on the absolute strength portion with a routine like sheiko, which is what I'm currently running

>>39841533
>unironical sheiko

off to /plg/ with you

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I have a situation with a low dose t-bol cycle - I was planning on ~40mg. Long story short my source supplying the end of the cycle and PCT fell through. I'm about 1 week in, so still early on luckily.

In this situation is it best to cut my losses and wait until I have adequate supplies of everything? I will not need PCT off such a short and low dose right? I don't want to end up in a situation where I'm far along with no PCT and fuck myself up.

>>39841561
It's a fucking great routine t b h

just lacks a lot for actual growth outside of strength progression

traditional wisdom would just say "add more accessory work" but fuck, trying to add accessory work outside of the prescribed workload on that routine would mean spending a literal 3 hours in the gym on working days

>~40mg
*40mg ED for 6 weeks.

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>>39841574
You already fucked up by doing a t-bol only cycle. I don't know shit about this but you'll likely be suppressed but don't need intense PCT. T-bol is mild luckily

>>39841413
>>39841458
Can I just use Clomid and Nolvadex like in the reddit protocol but without the HCG

>>39841578
Yeah I was mostly shitposting, it’s a fucking superb routine desu. I’m just enough of a vain faggot not to solely focus on raw strength. If I ever stop caring about such I will sheiko all day erryday with no fucks given whatsoever.

>>39841616
>those metribolone ratings

haha that is a risk/reward ratio one can have fun with

>>39841618
Just use nolva. You shouldn't need a combo nolva/clomid after just a short cycle of low dose test. HCG is optional anyway, some people just prefer it.

>>39841622
Yeah, that's kind of my problem. I want to focus on it, but just don't have the size yet. If I was natty? Sure, I'd be fine where I am and focusing on strength, but I have plenty of room to 'grow grow grow' on gear so I should focus on that then recruit that strength after I'm where I want to be in terms of body composition

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>>39841458
>.jpg.png
The fuck?

>>39841528
Nah it's more so that I don't want all of the water shooting in super fast because it feels weird as shit.

>>39841616
Hmm, W2C methyltrienolone?

Why are half of you completely incompetent w/ your PCT? Why wouldn't you have a backup on hand at all times?

>>39841640
>dem der halo ratings.

They don't even know wtf it is so they just put over 10k for both lol

What would happen if you blasted roids through the noob-gains period?

>>39841640
>>39841658
>>39841666


>.jpg.png

kek didn't notice that, idk how that happened

>A;A ratings

keep in mind these aren't directly related to humans, these are lab rat test results iirc and the numbers reflect that. Whereas the ratio is likely similar in humans, the profound effect (e.g. the insane ratio mtren has) isn't as profound in humans.

>>39841672
Depending on how you workout and diet, probably lots of stretchmarks, btfo'd joints and muscles

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>>39841672
>pic related

>>39841683
>filename.jpg.png
Infosec bro here. Scan your PC with Malwarebytes.

>>39841696
have you been lifting for strength since day 1?

what was your routine during your first blast?

>>39841706
checked the original image I downloaded, that's just how he had it named

>>39841748
honestly the first couple of months were just a giant fuckall of stuffing my fucking face with 5000 calories a day watching ricardo panini videos and screaming GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON when I woke up

training was an equally autistic 'throw around weights on a PPLxPPL scheme but with no progressive overload or any real mode of progression whatsoever' for those first few months

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>>39841788
I love my progression scheme. If heavy ass accessories gets easy, I move up 5-10 lbs until my form fails then stick to the highest I do well. If I'm lifting heavy compounds, I try for a new PR every couple weeks.

>TFW 265 lb bench press @144.7 lbs last night.
>TFW making strength gains at maintance.
>TFW 3pl8 bench gon be mine when I'm done bulking to 155 in feb.

>>39841914
Think I'm going to try and rework sheiko into a PPL style routine with heavy/light variations. I just love the style of the routine so much, it's probably the only 'cookie-cutter' program I've found that I enjoy, I just need to tailor it to hitting a size goal before I focus *purely* on strength.

Gonna see if I can't cobble together some variation of Sheiko for MTW then light Chest/Tri's, Back/Bi's, Shoulder's/Legs for the other three. We'll see how it goes.

>>39841458
>>39841533
Fucking manlets with thier aesthetic gains.
6'3"master race r-right g-guys?

>>39841914
>when I'm done bulking to 155
How tall are you?

>>39842042
>lanklets thinking they'll ever make gains

Dw dude that extra 5 inches of height will make you a sicc kunt someday. When will they learn?

>>39841942
Noice. Tbh my opinion is unless you're a total newbie and can't judge your strength gain/capability you should be able to push yourself fairly well alone, and even more so with outside help like a workout buddy or coach.

Get dat 3 hour workout day cp.

>>39842063
5"8'

>>39841683
brb applying for lab rat

risk/reward my ass i’ma be yuuuuge

>>39841942
pls post adapted sheiko when finished. need hulk looks along with the power it gives but am not proficient in programming for hypertrophy.

>>39842125
What's your BF?
and natty?

end of week 2 of 40mg dbol 500mg test e

I can literally feel my heart dying in my chest. I'm pretty sure my bp must be over 200

gonna have to take out sodium completely and see where that takes me, otherwise idk what I'm gonna do, I'm really having a bad feeling about this

>>39842200
also I'm breathing heavy

6'0 185 ~15% bf so weight shouldn't be the issue either

this is how I die

>>39842200
have you walked more than 10 feet this entire cycle? That really shouldn't be tanking your BP that bad with cardio

>>39842181
It's literally just going to be the 3 day variant of the large load cycle (1, 2, followed by comp, 4 weeks each) performed consequently and then a rest day followed by a chest/tri's > back/bi's > shoulder/legs split, but I'll post whatever frankenstein fucking thing I come up with regardless.

>>39842223
>doing cardio

>>39842223
yeah I grasp the general concept lol but I’m a blockhead only good for picking heavy things up until I can pick up heavier things, I’m really wondering how exactly you’d do it for physique/size goals cause that’s entirely new terrain for me kek

>>39842255
>not dying

>>39842192
Rn? I'd probably eyeball around 8-9% bf. I'm not really sure though, because dysmorphia kek, I'm gonna be getting a measurement hopefully done with a routine checkup before I leave for eu in February.

I was dexa scanned at 8% in hs and I'm absolutely more lean, proportional, and muscular than I was 5 years ago. So who knows.

Yes I'm natty.

>>39842255
>Not discovering the long lost secret to adding mass to your calves is long distance running.

I went for a 5 mi run in Hawaii and my calves were fucking burning for days afterwards. Felt like I was gonna get a Charlie horse at any second.

>>39842181
Ja.
I'm interested in seeing every fraudsters routine.
Just started Arnold's guide to mass. Lol

>>39842317
>long distance running for calves

my cardio consists of walking at a very high incline (no stair climber at strongman gym sadly, the powerfats don't accept it as useful) for ~20 minutes at a brisk pace, every day after my workout

calves have never grown faster kek

>>39842333
shhhh if you keep talking about it the calvelets are gonna catch on. Keep letting them think cardio steals gains because it burns calories with "no benefits" kek.

>>39839901
Anyone here have terrible conditioning and cardiovascular health? I got on the treadmill and I couldn't jog for more than 3 minutes and I'm always out of breath.

I've gone from 210 to 230 in the past 8 weeks on a Tren-E and I've never felt this shitty and nonathletic in my life.

I need to start pushing the prowler around or something.

>>39842333
I might have to switch. I've been doing my cardio on a stationary bike so I can read/shit post.

>>39842375
I used to do that, but I get retarded back pain from the bikes after a while. And it gets so fucking boring, even moreso than walking/running I think.

>>39842320
same here, partly for scientific interest, partly so I can steal a few ideas hue

>>39842365
Do 55-60% 1rm log press for reps. I have vo2max like a plowhorse simply by accident from being fridgemode strongman.

>>39842451
>>39842320
I'll finish it up here in a second and write something up real quick before I head in to work if I can

basic idea will be Sheiko 3 day for MTW > rest > Chest/Tri's > Back/Bi's > Shoulders/Legs

Sheiko progression will just be normal sheiko, no modifications whatsoever outside of personal selection of exercises for muscle groups when specified (e.g. when Sheiko would normally say "chest muscles" or "abs" just select an exercise and stick with it for that training block)

PPL progression will just be 3x12 @ 60% for all lifts, increasing weight as necessary and then every switch of the sheiko training block (so every 4 weeks) adding a set. So for block one, 3x12, block 2, 4x12, competition block, 5x12. Reset to 3x12 after comp cycle (deload week should just be a light MWF week and follow the comp cycle)

should work in theory, might not have time to put something together today but I'll finish it up tomorrow and post it before or after work since I have no new years plans.

>>39842508
Already changing shit, gonna go with 3x10 as the goal rather than 3x12 because it fits more consistently with sheiko's percentage weight/volume ratio.

GONNA CALL THIS HERE FRESH MEMETINE SHEIKOTROPHY

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tfw ate nearly a kg of oats

>>39842803
What in one sitting?

>>39842803
how long have you been waiting to use that pic?

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>>39842888
n-no........ yes

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>>39842902
i have too much w3 pics.

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How long for tren sides to manifest?

I bought """tren ace""" but so far only had a strange taste in my mouth and 48hr pip after each injection. Only 4 pins so far but the pip is making me sceptical that this is the real deal, I thought acetate was supposed to be fine.

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>>39842803
>mfw wc3 dota2 invoker model in 2018-1.00273973 on a North Korean oat cultivating board

Had to fix my maths senpai.

>>39842991
>>39843027
>invoker model
>>>>>>>>>invoker

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>>39843027
>arthas
>invoker (kael thas)

alright nat, i'll let this one slide.

>>39839981
>>39839989
>>39840090
thank God I thought it was just me.

>>39843058
>>39843081
Welp fuck me Omni has the same face in wc3 as Carl. I'm a scrub.

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Where can I find a handsome roided bodybuilder to pound my twink butt?

>>39842951
who would have guessed

>>39843117
you heathen

>>39843158
;)

>>39842994
I get tiny pip from it too but with sides that massive you either are one unlucky motherfucker or (more likely) pinning cat piss.

>>39843250
;*

>>39843310
not even shitposting, I’d plunder your booty in a heartbeat, but I’m in a committed hairy bear situation, aye.

>>39843338
Gross.

>>39843350
>stop liking what I don’t like

>>39842951
I don't think anyone can have too little w3 pics

>>39843158
Post butt.

>>39843338
>committed hairy bear situation
wrestling grizzlies for cardio?

>>39843250
I never played wc3 dota. I started when dota2 beta keys came out.

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>>39843384
F-fine.

>>39843402
That is actually closer to the truth than you might think kek

>>39843449
remove pants

>>39843449
>>39843569
spread and post on imgur

>>39843569
>>39843580
Why should I?

>>39843595
why shouldn't you?

>>39843616
It would take effort?

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>>39843449
Cute butt anon. Works fug/10
Could always use more squats though.

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>>39843406
man those were the days. before ranked/matchmaking.

fuck i still remember all the old item icons like GG branch and staff of wizardy all looking shit af.

i also remember them saying SingSing had the highest MMR back then. Good old Singsing.

>>39843595
why not?

>>39843722
What am I gonna get in return, is what I'm saying.

>>39843732
Dick pics obviously.

>>39843770
See, unless it's a truly exceptional dick, I don't care about dick pics. All dicks look basically the same. What I'd want is a picture of a big meaty chest.

To everyone who's on the masT plan of SAW+PSO+BIOTIN+SCALP EXERCISES, check this out:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4289931/

>Of the 4 experimental groups [of saline (SA), jojoba oil (JO), 3% minoxidil (MXD), and 3% peppermint oil (PEO)], PEO group showed the most prominent hair growth effects

found here: >>39843251

Might be worth a try since we know about the collagen disrupting effects of minox (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1546087).

Will probably try it out for beard gains.

https://www.anabolen-kopen.net/winkel/anabolen/clenbuterol/#reviews

can i trust this site?

>>39843940
they are legit in the sense that they sell shit gear.

Mutant gear is fucking trash, and they overprice their shit.

ESTP my only dream for new year's eve is a dirty full nude frontal selfie from you. I begs u.

>>39843732
The reassuring thought that a bunch of semi-anonymous people on a brazilian dwarfboxing newsletter will get a mild momentary thrill out of it.

jk I just have a huge twinkbutt folder bby

>>39843957
that thirsty son of a bitch again

+1 on the nude tho

>>39844029
A-anon b-b-but the MasT g4p nudes...

>>39844051
There is very little I cannot fap to, son.

>>39844010
Fine, whatever, here you go:
http://picpaste.com/mybutt.jpg
>>39844051
MasT has nudes?!

>>39844100
into the twinkbutt folder you go

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>>39844100

>>39844100
Would totally hit it. No homo

>>39841458
Easily doable stop being a goy

>>39844100
would hit with the force of a dying star

full homo

Reminder to take your taurine to keep your nuts healthy and other benefits for roiders

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0041008X14004451

>>39844117
>>39844135
>>39844162
>>39844266
You're all very kind.

>>39844296
>not showing boipussy

>>39844319
Would it kill you to show a little appreciation?

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>>39844284
>taurine
>tfw another supplement to add to the stack

Thanks for the tip though, didn't know about this

>>39844100
Thanks for reminding me I have no boipussi to plunge into this NYE.

>gonna do my own SS routine
>Scotch and Sorrow 5x5 no rest days

>>39844543
You might not be far from some. Are you actually aesthetic or permabulk cocoonmode?

>might be placebo but i am pretty sure my glands are down a bit from how they were the past few months

on a sidenote why does it seem like natties are capable of only gaining strength but not muscle mass. every natty that looks "big" to me just looks fat as fuck with strength but no actual lean mass.

>>39844586
Meh, neither. Strongman without the absurd amount of fat that usually comes with it. Lifting for aestethics is gay but so am I kek

>nearby
I’m spending NYE in a remote Eastern European village of like 1500 people for family reasons. If the boipussi does not happen to grow on trees here I’m out of luck. Thanks for offering though bby :^)

>>39843790
>big meaty chest
>AnnSkellington
"no"

>>39844870
just fuck the local gay

every small village has a local gay

>>39844870
>Strongman without the absurd amount of fat that usually comes with it.

>yeah man i powerlift, 15% bf at most

meanwhile in reality he is 30% bf

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>this whole thread

Anyone taken testoprim d ?

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Actually tracking my potassium and upped of a FUCK ton

Feeling ducking amazing

>>39844789
Lean
Big
Natty

Pick two. There's your answer.

Even if I pack on the 40 lbs of muscle I theoretically could, guess what, I'd still be 175 lbs and small in comparison to roided bb's

>>39845085
185 lbs possible* not 175.

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Anyone here use the darkweb to purchase gear?

>>39845085
>>Even if I pack on the 40 lbs of muscle I theoretically could
:^)

you wouldn't be 175lbs

you would be more like 225lbs because natty you are not packing on shit without also gaining many times the muscles weight in fat

>>39845103
It's really expensive compared to most (((sources))))

Homebrew brah

Why do you guys avoid talking about (((sources)))

>>39845118
What would I need besides tor?
I use sst but would like to know what I need to stay hidden as possible.

>>39845166
because you get (((banned)))

>>39845185
Yeah but why in the (((first place)))

>>39845184>>39845184
Pgp

It's not hard, a bit autistic to use at first

Don't think you need that much security for roids desu, but up to you

>>39845118
>>39845166
>>39845185
>>39845199
god shut the fuck up

(((REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)))

>>39845199
because source talk is (((illegal))) in the united states where 4chan is hosted so 4chan cannot allow it or the site will come under scrutiny

that feel when you wanna blast, but you can't cos you still need to cruise some

>>39844100

Looked better in underwear senpai..

>>39844875
Pls no bully.
Just hit 210. I'll be beautiful one day.

>>39845116
I mean... no? It'd just take a fuck ton longer than doing it on roids. You're wrong, anon. Look up what ffmi is in regards to.

>>39845396
show me a natty with what you think is their max ffmi who is not obese as fuck and not obviously on gear

>>39845463
impossible exercise

you'll just say "implying this is natty lmao delusional as fuck"

>>39845471
exactly cant do it

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Damn my shits have been joocy as hell since I started doing green smoothies erryday. Probably ~30g of fiber in them.

>>39845203
I'd say always do pgp for atleast your address since it's so easy and then there's no real proof that you ordered anything assuming you take other precautions.

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>>39845463
>>39845479
Alberto.

Kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSsjlWPDSaA

info wars makes me KEK

>>39845728
dont they sell shit like "brain activation" supplements lol

>>39845737
the supplements and shilling are hilarious

okay (((news))) source though

How 2 not be bed ridden on dnp and psmf? Everything just seems pointless and all I want to do is lie down and not even use my phone due to lack of energy. I am also on ECA stack too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54wpH1CMCYk

some 10/10 fap material here bros

>>39845743
meth
>>39845739
new jj

>>39845773
>new jj
?

>>39845779
new juicin j
he always gave weird broscience advice, you've taken on his mantle.

>>39845841
we follow the same dude, camel guy from gh15, everything ive tried from him has been legit

>>39845850
>the camel guy
If you mean taeian the talking camel he is full of shit and very few of his suggestions are backed by science.

>>39845908
ever tried any of them yourself?

he links studies with most of his posts, and i dont see many outrageous ideas from him.

what dont you like?

>>39843652
Damn that ass is nice
No homo tho ofcourse

>>39845915
I just sped through his facebook - he hasn't linked a single study.

>what don't you like?
broscientist to the maximum.
>Look at this amazing transformation all I did was change their potassium intake.

>>39845946
look at his gh15 posts, they deelted that thread though

just hired him as a coach, well see what happens.

if it works, it works

>>39845972
>just hired him as a coach, well see what happens.
You could have hired babyslayer but instead you got this balding faget.

pls keep us updated with what he suggests.

btw did you get that teenie pregnant yet?

>>39845991
>ou could have hired babyslayer
for a shitty cookie cutter program that i can find online?

he takes in your problems and goes from there, im feeling better like i said above

something simple as upping potassium has made a HUGE difference, seriously consider playing with that and taking electrolytes seriously

thats what stage were at now, after we get this set well go after thyroid probably

no, i ghosted her. Had a neighbor girl fall in love me , ghosted her too

just want a tall, pretty gf, done with hook ups and tinder desu

>>39846018
I just moved back to vikingland and installed Tinder again to find a gf, that won't work retail for life.

Every match so far has no profile text and barely responds until I say "Hey, you looking to hook up?".

Maybe I should join some hobby clubs.

>>39846206
>Hey, you looking to hook up?

yeah seriously

i went on a date recently and it was a lot of fun, i forgot whtas its like to not just bend over a slut by just texting on an app.

2017 YEAR OF GF

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>bought test e for the first time today
Did I do go lads?

>>39846235
good*

fuck

>>39846235
I hope you bought more than that.

>>39846227
GFs are so much more comfy.

There's a knitting club nearby that's apparently filled with single 20 year olds. I'm actually gonna' go next week.
>GF that knits you wool lifting socks

>>39846258
join a co ed club sport brah

>>39846258
Should I get Parabolan?

>>39840482
torem for pct. its lighter than the other two. and relox if you cant handle torem

>>39846318
relox, do you mean ralox?
if so "no"

>>39839981
Same

>>39846318
Ralox should only be used for gyno reversal/prevention, not PCT.

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>>39846270
Just checked out the camel guy's FB page. Very interesting stuff.

1- What do you think about his view that staying on roids long term (even at a cruise dose) is not good because it leads to chronically low cortisol (what he terms adrenal insufficiency)?

Very interesting concept to me - I will probably ignore that piece of advice for at least a year or two because I am extremely low test natty but it's an interesting condition to keep an eye out for.

Also, he does mention the importance of potassium.

2- What supplement are you using to boost your potassium? Or are you trying to get it from natural food sources?

Going to look into his hair loss prevention protocol next, but I'm not that concerned about that since I do have a full head of hair and would only be interested in thickening it if anything.

>>39846946
dunno much about cortisol and adrenals, he said mine are likely fukt. I'll ask him for you when I talk to him.

Mainly from food, and potassium pills

how i imagine cap
>>39845486

>>39847040
>potassium pills
Potassium Citrate? Gluconate? or?

I know for magnesium I was recommended by a naturopathic doc to take magnesium gluconate because it was better absorbed so I guess I was wondering if there was some specific type of potassium that he recommends.

Keep us posted on the advice you get from him if you think it's useful - very intrigued by the sort of theories he has posted and it seems like people are getting good results!

>>39847107
Citrate
P sure gluconates are garbage in general,TAKE mag glycinate

If you're on gh15 you can read all his posts in the natural remedies section

>>39847124
>TAKE mag glycinate
Yeah that's the one I meant.

>gh15
Just registered and apparently have to wait for admins to approve (can only see the "feel the burn" section right now).

thanks for the tip!

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>>39847102
Waayyy fatter

>>39847613
sup nerd

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>>39847648
Trying to get this bonfire lit but the wood is locked up... long story but I'm cold and too sober for this shit atm
Sup with you?

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How to NOT build a bonfire 101 here atm...

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Forgot to turn on trip

>>39847665

Going down a youtube rabbit hole of influential men and cult leaders in an effort to prep myself for my 2017 goal of weaponizing my autism to the point that I get superhuman levels of charisma (a la the Donald). I'm on TRT now, will cut ties with my doctor who had me stuck on low level MemeCG, feel like sky's the limit now.

Someone on pol told me that DJT wrote somewhere that he used to be too cerebral and stuck in his head thinking abstract thoughts all the time so he forced his personality outwards to be narcissistic and to associate money with a "scorecard" to snap himself out of it. Sounds like a fucking cool plan but we'll have to see how long I can sustain an interest in it.

Hope you get that fire going. You out in the middle of nowhere or just your backyard?

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>>39847691
>trying to burn particle board

At least it looks like that.

Quick google search shows that it's a bad idea due to it being treated with all sorts of nasty shit. Maybe it's the universe's way of protecting you from fucking yourself up.

if post ends with 0,1 or 2 i will begin tren today.

>>39847691
This angers me more than anything I've seen the past week.

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>>39847695
>Going down a youtube rabbit hole of influential men and cult leaders in an effort to prep myself for my 2017 goal of weaponizing my autism to the point that I get superhuman levels of charisma
I know it is super cliche and trollish but just be yourself. You MUST accept that you are at ALL times being yourself. So with that in mind just embrace it and focus on your strengths.
>Someone on pol told me that DJT wrote somewhere that he used to be too cerebral and stuck in his head thinking abstract thoughts all the time so he forced his personality outwards to be narcissistic and to associate money with a "scorecard" to snap himself out of it.
Trump's scorecard of $$$ in the bank does not have to be your scorecard. In fact I encourage the opposite. Trump is a legitimate genius. Who knows what his IQ but it's way up there.
Anyway, the way to get out of your head is to work out and do physical things. Literally get into your physical body. Your gifts may not be in analyzing financial markets and shit but you DO have gifts. Build them up to the best you can. It is your duty to the universe.
>>39847711
>>39847734
Some niggers burned my extra firewood... true story. Currently heading to the store to buy wood to burn. Yes I'm literally burning money.
'MERICA

>>39844883
... Bravo. I suspect the elementary school teacher but he is twice my age and kind of a cunt kek

>>39844901
Nigga I never said 15%. I meant to say I am not the kind of beer guzzling whole piglet devouring 35%+ ogre most competing strongfats in this neck of the woods are stereotyped to be. Have you ever seen a truly shredded bear outside of gay porn? Kind of defeats the point.

4/10 did reply and chuckle mildly

>>39848032
hahaha acting as if 15% is some kind of absurd goal

15% is already obese by bodybuilding standards

>roiding to be so fat that 15% is like some magical idea for you

There was a website I found on here a whIle back that you entered your height into and it gave your ideal proportions if you wanted x body. Statue of david was one of the bodies. What was this website

>>39848073
>by bodybuilding standards
>trolling a strongman with his looks

That is your fallacy right here. I roid for inhuman strength and size first and foremost and just cut bf% down a bit when I stop liking what I see in the mirror. I have no truly aesthetic goals whatsoever, I just loathe the drunkard lardass look most of my sport tend to display.

...To think this conversation started because I was mourning my lack of twink boipussi this NYE is hilarious to me though.

>>39848124
>I roid for inhuman strength and size first and foremost
>probably weaker than those shredded asians on instagram who are also like 7% bf

face it you just like to stuff your fat ass with beetus food and want an excuse to do it

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>>39839901
Hello /fit/ I bought this test 400 recently online and I would like if this stuff is legit or not?
I can't find anything online, does any of you know?

>>39848166
I think you got ripped off.

That's just a sticker

>>39848124
If you need to roid for "inhuman strength" then you'll never really achieve it.

>>39848181
>his bench is 20% higher than the roider next to him
>but the other guy is shredded as fuck as well

>"b-but i care only about s-s-s-s-s-strength " he mutters while dribbling chocolate and cake out of his gaping maw of a mouth

>>39844543
>>39844870
>>39848032
>>39848124

>fat "powerlifting" fuck complaining about not being able to get pussy while also explaining how he is only obese because he cares about strength

>he actually almost comes to the realization of what he is doing to himself in his insatiable fatassery

oh man you're making my night, continue

>>39848179
Come on man, I just took the sticker off -_-'

>be good at 500 dnp for a while, not even too hungry, entirely manageable
>:)))) let's try 750, :^)))))))))))))
>swallow caps for the night
>little while later
>hunger from another dimension has come to ravage my asshole
>eat until my stomach physically cannot fit any more food in it, about to vomit
>still feel the infinite hunger even though i am about to puke from eating so much

>>39848148
>>39848181
>>39848183
lmao keep the hate coming, this is why I still visit this site, please never change /fit/

>>39848205
>not being able to get pussy
Well that is not too far from the truth, given the fact I am gayer than a Freddie Mercury shaped butt plug.

>>39848381
>Freddie Mercury shaped butt plug
the mental image both delights and scares me

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>>39847870
>Trump is a legitimate genius. Who knows what his IQ but it's way up there.

>>39848183
>>39848205
>>39848381
>lmao keep the hate coming, this is why I still visit this site, please never change /fit/

what was that I said yesterday...

>shit I've already got tinnitus, all the reeeeeeee-ing just starts to sound like more ringing after a while

just remember the same people making that ringing noise are the ones like alex who have been lifting for 3 months, think they know everything, won't take advice from apparently (one of) the last of the actually knowledgeable people to stick around, and based on what they look like have no business criticizing anyone

>>39848398
>he mental image both delights and scares me

just think about the teeth

>>39848419
didn't you vote for hillary

oh it makes sense now. you are somehow fatter than fucking trump and need a hugbox to make yourself feel good

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>>39848426

aww, did someone get his feewings huwt?

I'm pretty sure the amount of frothing impotent autistic red-pilled /pol/ rage flying around this place permanently disqualifies it from being a hugbox, fyi

but by all means please do continue, I'd love to see what other kinds of inspired and original shit-slinging you can come up with to keep your little soap bubble of an ego intact

>>39848449
Thank you brick.
Your deadlift advice helped and you btfo alex so bad I think he is gone forever.
stay based

>>39848419
Yeah it’s a fun distraction while I get blitzed and wait for my folks to arrive, nothing more nothing less. I could probably ohp their DL max with them still holding the weight but I don’t really care, aesthetic hurr durr my sixpack bodybuilders are both a bane and blessing on my life for different reasons.

>all the hurr durr powerlifter hate when I am a honest to God strongman, axles barrels logs stones and all that shit
>don’t even know my true 1RMs because I just do 3x5 and 4x8 of whatever weight and exercise makes me just uncomfortable enough during offseason
kek

>>39848419
>just think about the teeth
dear god have mercy

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what would I have to do to achieve this kind of physique? I'm 5'10" and roughly 190lbs if it helps

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>>39848454

everything from ed coan, all of the crazy shit duffin does between his cueing and work with repatterning/activation stuff, and funnily enough just watching pete rubish's training videos with the really clear way he emphasizes the internal elbow rotation to engage the lats

all of it helps, you'll end up watching the shit over and over after you incorporate one thing and suddenly the second time around you see something else that suddenly makes so much sense

>>39848475

actually speaking of ed coan, he said some shit in one video about how back in the day powerlifters were god-kings of training and programming but they were completely missing the nutrition shit that was so big on the bodybuilding side

I just take what's useful for the powerlifting side of the house and let my eyes glaze over all of the other extraneous oiled-up men parading around in thongs bullshit, although it is super funny when the autistic kids act like bodybuilding standards are the end-all be-all

>>39848524
>what would I have to do to achieve this kind of physique?

read a fuckin' book, that's what

steroids don't magically turn a retard into a mensa member, if you're too dumb or lazy to learn how to train and eat right then you're going to end up being nicknamed bitch-tits bob

>>39848524
you have to weight train

>>39848579
how do you eat brick.
how much calories do you consume and which kind of foods.
You look like a fucking meat golem,you must be near 5 k calories a day.

>>39848669
>"haven't counted a single calorie since i started powerlifting" literal quote from someone who roids and powerlifts

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>>39848669

when I'm in class?

usually a casein/oat shake and maybe a banana or something for breakfast which will tide me over til lunch when you factor in a pot of coffee and some moda

a batch-made prepped meal like chicken and rice made with stock and salsa, stupid high protein chili, something along those lines for lunch

half the time I'm lazy as shit for dinner so it's half a dozen eggs scrambled with a little half and half, heat some corn tortillas, add some sour cream and shredded cheese and hot sauce, basically ghetto huevos rancheros

usually another casein/oat shake (something like 70p <25c and maybe 3f) will be the last thing I'll have, shit's cheap as fuck from myprotein and I can prep a couple dozen at a time in little ziploc sandwich bags

add in a random pb&j bagel for pre-workout fuel plus a dextrose/bcaa/na/k shake during, sub a non-prepped meal after breakfast for some decently high protein shit if I'm eating out for a meal that day, I don't go turbo-autistic but shockingly I usually don't eat like absolute shit either

tdee is anywhere between 3.8k-4.4k+ depending on how many times a week I'm doing cardio

>>39848709

alex isn't it past your bedtime

>>39847695
Can you link the pol post pls. It would mean a lot to me and keep my mind off being alone on NYE.

>>39848752
3.8 k ? Eric buganhagen said he eats near 5 k everyday and the guy isnt a hambeast and claims natty.
what do you think ?

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>>39848788

dude does some fucking nutter butter shit and probably has a more active lifestyle, idk

>>39848799
I don't want to lose access to your knowledge if you ever decide to leave this place brick. Do you have an email?

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>>39848806

just put up a throwaway, finally winning the battle with insomnia just before the sun comes up

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How are my fatceps coming along?

>why curl when you could bulk?

>>39848844
[email protected]

>>39848846
ur cute ;)

>>39848863
Thanks.
That's why they put me at the door.

>>39848878
>roiding for this
Jesus Christ I have natty Co workers bigger than you wtf

>>39848579
Indeed, that’s how I see it too. Not that much of a Coan fanboy overall but he’s laying down some truth in that regard. The only difference between me and my colleagues in my sport is simply that I actually pay attention to my diet (I still eat everything in sight, but I see to it that there is only healthy stuff in sight if that makes sense). I only eyeball calories and never turn down a feast with the mates and still only need to cut like once every two years to look presentable. The oiled up 6%bf showfags are fun to watch for entertainment but nothing more. But without the whole bb sideshow circus shitposting on /fit/ would be soooo much harder kek

>>39848883
Bah, buddy beside me is 6'4 so the picture looks like a manlet meme.

I'm confident in my stature in comparison to others and knew myself to be thicker than most even as a natty. 185 at 9% is pretty solid imo.

Right now I'm puffy at 220 nearing 20% bodyfat and I'm definitely thicker than normies, unless said normies are over six feet and athletic. At that point I would need to be shaped like a slice of bread, looking like a golem, in order to be as thick.

Honestly I need to be careful not to get carried away, this Christmas eve my father put in his two cents and told me I was getting freakish, looking like a tank and telling me an aesthetic, athletic build suited me better. Coming from a guy 6'7 260 back when he played linebacker in 60s Tulsa.

>>39848930
you know you almost made it when your gorilla football dad tells you you’re too swole hue

>>39848930
It must suck that being 5'9 while your father is 6'7.
is your mother the ultimate womanlet ?

>>39848930
That said I'd love to cut down to 200 at 9% bodyfat.

I think that be perfect for me.
I don't mind a bit of tank aesthetic.
I bounce, I've done years of martial arts and I'd like my body to reflect the possibility that I could go through someone.
200 at 5'9 with low bodyfat can be deadly.
You got a fuckload of weight in a small amount of space, closer to its center of gravity.

And I believe that once I cut in February and turn up in May, it'll be evident I achieved my goal.

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>>39848940
It was an abstract sort of feel.

>>39848951
Yeah.
Up until 17 my dad would have me stand up next to the bathroom door and measure me.
He actually chuckled on my last measurement and said "well kid, guess that's it for you XD"
I'd probably been 5'9 since 14, so I felt it too. Thank god I didn't need to live through manlet memes in those vulnerable years!

Mom was 5 feet.

>>39848265
i too discovered this. lower dose for longer is best.

>>39848419
>won't take advice from apparently (one of) the last of the actually knowledgeable people to stick around
mossad?

>>39848419
>and based on what they look like
TOP KEK

>>39848419
>>shit I've already got tinnitus, all the reeeeeeee-ing just starts to sound like more ringing after a while

I guess it's inevitable.
The board has high fucking standards, for men anyway.
If you're not the perfect balance of genetics and gear you aren't worth shit.
Especially if you dare use gear and aren't looking like a god. Granted there's a depressing number of dyel beginners starting as soon as they touch a weight.

>>39849081
I agree with all my heart. And reddit is even worse. Hundreds of users literally fapping over someone’s progress pics who blasted tren for three of the four months he lifts and looks shittier than some of the dirty natty bulks I’ve done.

I don’t recall the user anymore but one of them famously said something along the lines of “don’t believe that last 10% bullshit, and salty haters who say roids are no magic pill. everybody who can afford it is entitled to speed up his gains with the wonders of modern medicine.” I feel like a dumb cunt for perfecting my programming and diet for over a decade before I even started so much as a baby-amount cruise kek

>>39849032
>500
>low dose

I might sound like a faggot, but 500 is no low dose either for most normal users. You’re all just lucky to have no worse sides.

>>39849040
why did i kek so hard at this

>>39849184
I'm glad I didn't pin from the start.
I'd say it's closing in on five years I been training. The first year or two of that was training wheels and I'm still having to fix my form, range of motion issues et cetera.

Apart from that got a couple years here and there between late teens and mid twenties where my form was absolute shit and I severely under trained legs and arms.

Not saying I'm doing the most bang on job, but it's sure as fuck better than anything I'd produce before, not to think of the horrendous injuries I'd have probably sustained.

>>39848994
that was mean of your dad.

also

>5' wimmin with 6'7" giant

weird

>>39848930
My coworker is 242lbs natty 6'1 at like 24%body fat
NATTY lol.

>>39849284
He's a superficial narcissist but still I love the man. In his old age he's told me that when he walks beside me he doesn't feel I'm small because of how I carry myself.

>>39849291
He's also been lifting since high school football. He's only 23 tho. If he's bigger than you natty you failed. Or need more work

>>39849291
Yeah, see that's a solid fucking man.
He comes into the club and he's likely the type I hope behaves, and thankfully they do and it's usually manlet versions of Bieber starting the most shit.

>>39849301
then tell him he shouldnt have married a fucking womanlet.
I am 5'10 and my dad is 6'3 while my mom is 5 feet.
I feel you bre.

>>39849314
He's a good guy real respectful but will bust your balls if you are fucking up. Looks out for his friends. Only slept with 3 women. Currently in a 7 yr relationship. Doesn't club. I'm just astounded on his genetics I can only hope I have the genes to bulk to that. Wish I started lifting seriously since high school.

What are you guys doing to scare the nyrs away?

Im going to be an asshole this year, if you're going to make a mess with the weights I WILL come say something. Not dealing with that shit this year

>>39849324
>mother is 5'6 and father 5'8
>I'm 6'2
>sister is ~5'0

Leeched all the height off of my sister

>>39849303
I'm four inches shorter and probably have a smaller thoracic cage.
Because I'm on gear I should be in the 240 range? What is that? Fucking Rich Panini dimensions for my height?
Should that be my endgame? Have all the mobility left to slap a retard and look like Captain Compensation!

I told you my objective is a solid, dynamic 200lbs.

>>39849284
>>5' wimmin with 6'7" giant

I'm not proud of either side.
My dad for stealing a manlets potential wife, and mom because that's fucking weird mom.

>>39849324
It's rough when you're a kid, you see dad be a tower of a man and tell yourself "cool, it'll be neat being a giant " and then you just stop growing one day.
Make the most of it because you ain't changing it.

>>39849341
Fuck sake, same pussy since you were sixteen 7 years later?
Not to promote degenerate behavior but it must be tough and he must be stud enough if he was already at three girls by sixteen.
Three more than me. ;_;

>>39849333
Sleeping instead of gym and working the club throughout the night.

>>39849393
fuck this man I could be so much.
>>39849341
Your mother isnt a womanlet tho.

>>39849291
>bragging with people who are fat fucks

>>39849439
shut up moosey.
or I will report you to your government and you will get executed by the sharia law.

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>>39849425
>fuck this man I could be so much

How's libido change from blast to cruise? Dropping from 500 to 150

>>39849333
lifting in extra slim spandex tights

they will be able to accurately draw my junk from memory later IF THEY WANT TO OR NOT

holy fuck I just realized I've been pinning 250mg for two weeks instead of 500mg

I am literally the biggest retard

>>39849912
kek someone has got to make the dumb meathead stereotypes

reminds me of how I unknowingly used twice the planned amount of tren for half a blast and got mad at my guy for the harsher than usual sides

>>39849902
>lifting in extra slim spandex tights

I do this anyway and I'm a fat 5'9" manlet covered in a carpet factory

not giving a fuck about anything is the single greatest thing you can come to achieve in life t b h

>>39849912
pin 2g to the pec right now to make up for it

>>39849902
You. I like you.

>>39849960
I don't even know how it happened, it's not like I don't understand that my shit is 250mg/ml. I just started pinning without really thinking hard about it because who the fuck could screw that up?

well the answer is me

>>39849964
>fat 5'9" manlet covered in a carpet factory

please have my gay babies

>>39849960
>getting mad
>side effect

Not how this works. Nobody ever saw the Hulk caress someone to death kek

>>39849997
not what I meant but I see your point lmao

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>tfw roids are legal in my country

>>39849912
I'm actually so mad. two weeks of cycling wasted AND it means more hormone fluctuations incoming. at least I had two weeks of dbol gains I guess.

>>39850103
Just extend your cycle 2 weeks and view it as bonus time friendo

>>39850103
use that rage to frontload your 500mg dosage.
You'll need 599mg, if your gear is 250mg/ml that's close enough to 2.5cc.

now that alex is gone i feel like i wont get bullied so hard for asking this but. pls tell me how to fix my cycle i know it sucks im trying. hows this look. im 5'6 around 19/20% bf 191 lbs. getting blood this week to see what i can get away with.

400/500mg test e 10 weeks
aromasin on hand when needed ( cause i know i will aromatize more than others)
HCG 250 every week.
HCG 250 week 11 and 12 (after last pin)
(tudca and n2gaurd i heard were good for enzymes)

after last hcg shot of 250on week 12 i start pct.
first day1 100mg
10 days 60mg
10 days 40mg

idk what to do with pct tho i mean wtf some people do nolva some clomid some both?

also contemplating just cruising for life on 180-250mg of test e. but i dont want to be sterile my wife wants kids. hcg i heard still supresses FSH so what gives. i thought hcg made you fertile.

>>39850125
see the thing is I'm not even low test, so for those two weeks I basically stopped my natural testosterone production and while this shit was building up in my blood I low test cucked myself. literal years of researching and planning, and I make this stupid ass mistake of drawing .5ml instead of 1ml for some reason.

I just want to frontload like 500mg right now but I'll hold on, the dbol is already hormone/e2 fluctuation city

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Do you guys pin glute laying on your stomach or your side?

>>39850244
You better be referring to oxandrolone or drol otherwise you're a degerate fag.

>>39850203
Take taurine

>>39850366
Pinning glutes always seemed so dangerous to me, pin Ventro flute bro

>>39850385
o-okay. t-thats it? my cycle is ok? do i know what im doing.

>>39850366
When I pinned glutes I would just do it standing but see>>39850385

VG is great, I just do it standing but a lot of people lay down for it. Personally I pin quads now. Probably going to start pinning MWF rather than M Thurs for more stable bloods, so I'll alternate quads and VG

>>39850203
make it like 16 weeks instead of 10.
tudca and n2guard not needed. HCG optional

I would cut first but if you're not bothered by eating more AI then go ahead.
Just do a nolva 40/40/20/20 or something instead of 3 weeks. You can still make your girly preggo on cycle, even without HCG.

>>39850490
thats a long time

>>39850604
I'm >>39850490

I'm almost starting my 5th week and right now the strength is rapidly building up.
If I did a 10 week cycle then I would benefit for a bit more than 5 weeks which is kind of useless, compared to a 16 week cycle where I would benefit for at least 11 weeks.

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>when the pack finally arrives

>>39850203
>this post
i dont even know where to start.

>>39850700
well your serum levels are good for about 2 weeks kind of after your last pin. sounds good gains wise i just fear a hard pct from a heavy shut down running so long.

>>39850775
pls help

>>39850203
Cut first, also wait until you're 21 before hopping on.

>>39850788
PCT is going to suck anyway lol. I don't really think there'll be a big difference.

>>39850831
im 25. considering crusing on 200mg for life a week if doc tells me "its cool bro you're 500 serum level xD" but im really afraid of becoming sterile if thats the case.

>>39850849
people should just stop to either idolize or demonize it and man (back :> ) up when needed.

>>39850911
>>39850831
im >>39850203

>>39850798
fine

why are you taking roids if you are fat.
cut down to 12% before you start

extend cycle from 10 weeks to 16
skip the hcg, you dont need it on a cycle

>400/500mg test
just 500

for pct to nolva and clomid

>crusing
yes
>sterile
it wont happen

>>39850911
I can't think of one bodybuilder/powerlifter/weightlifter that went sterile after roids. If so show me one

The only compound (that I can think of) that has the potential to chemically castrate you is triptorelin.

>>39850958

>>39850958

>>39850958

>>39850969
as if one needed even more reasons to hate it

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> all turn signals are working but the passenger side is blinking rapidly
> Google brings me to /r/LifeProTips
> "If your turn signal is blinking twice as fast; it means one of your bulbs are fried"

Clearly not.

> LPT; Dont know if your house is the only one without power? Check surrounding WiFi networks, if none are showing up, your house isnt the only one

This doesn't work if you live in an area prone to power loss.

> LPT; Don't stack firewood up against your house. [because you'll get termites]
> 12.8k upboats

Yeah, no shit. And roaches/ants/etc. It's also a fire hazard, it'll probably help water get in your foundation, and the side of your house will look like shit.

> LPT; If you're thinking about committing suicide for Christmas, call Barbara's hotline

... absolutely disgusting. Best case scenario is that they literally are 12 year olds.

The previous owner of the Jeep, black slave's friend, decided to jam the dipstick far into the tube. Had assumed the dipstick was simply missing and when ever I asked what happened to it; she said "the engine ate it" which I misconstrued as a joke. We don't talk to her anymore. This lead to Googlings of...

> how do you check the engine oil with no dipstick
> alternative ways to check engine oil
> oil no dipstick

... and all you get are thousands of how-to's on using a fucking oil dipstick. This is why we have 4chan and this is why we keep coming back here -- because we need 2 internets. One for women and people who get offended by "double-nigger faggots did 9/11". And one for ESTP and you fuckers, where subjects such as the proper injection of chinese bathtub chemicals may be discussed relatively unhindered.

>>39839901

USPS fucked up bad this year. We already handle half their shit at UPS; we get it from China to Korea to Alaska to Cali to Idaho -- they just have to get it from your local post office to you. Furthermore they only have those tiny trucks and primarily deliver 'smalls'.