Trying to get where I can suck my own weiner. Anybody know any

Surgically remove some of your ribs

Turn your head to the side. Unless your a chinlet, you'll run your chin into your pelvis. Low bodyfat plus low muscle mass will help your flexibility.

>>38745725
just get a girl to suck you off man it's not that hard.

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>>38745725

>>38745725
>this is what the foreveralones are trying for now as a coping mechanism
>>>/b/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/
Also kill yourself.

>>38745807
What.

>>38747680
>implying I don't just want to be able to say I CAN SUCK MY OWN DICK, MOTHER FUCKER.

>>38747648
Yeah it is.

>>38745725
is that kesh the clean?

>>38749550
Mai'iq the liar

Look up back and hip flexibility drills for Brazilian jiu-jitsu on YouTube. The information is out there.

used to be able to get 3/4 of my dick in my mouth, its fun bro's, cum crazy fast like 1-2 min,
you have to be thin, strech, do situps and crunches, get in the position and just sorta bounce.
now the important part
go slow or you'll fuck your back up, not even playing f@m.
only works at night after your body is loose, never try in the morning
i cant do it anymore, miss it but i dont need it

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>>38751454
oh dont eat anything after like noon if you plan on doing it that night, doesnt work with full stomach, solid or liquid

>>38751468
good to know.
>tfw if successful, I will be a stocky mother fucker who has sucked his own weiner

>>38745725
All you're gonna get out of this is an underwhelming experience and back problems.

>>38751527
only if I push too hard.