Roast me

>>38517890
I want to lick your navel.

>>38517890
you look like a fucking girl

Anyone down? This requires 3 people

I would but There isn't any thing to roast.

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>>38517890
You probably look like pic related

I like your ankle bracelet.

>>38517890
I can't see your pussy but I guarantee I'd eat it

This right here is the perfect figure

Doesn't look like you're doing anything wrong. Make sure you're meeting your micros.

>>38517890
I'll buy you a bed frame if you let me smell you.

>>38517890

I desperately want to ejaculate into your vagina. Unprotected, of course.

>>38517890
YOU'RE TOO FUCKING PETITE YOU DELICIOUS CUNT!
HOW CAN I TENDERLY YET SAVAGELY RAPE YOU IF IT LOOKS LIKE ILL SNAP YOU IN HALF!?

>>38517890
>ring on index finger
no

>>38517903

I call dibs on the pussy!

>perfect body
>roast me
Idk maybe you're insecure or something

>>38517890
Where is your bedframe?

>>38517890
Your toes are so long you could give a footjob to a horse.

>>38517890
Your toes look like fingers, you don't have a future with open toe shoes.

Maybe you should chill on buying Xanax and save for a bed frame.

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>>38517890
Do your toes taste like jellybeans?

>>38517939
I love that body type too.

spooky skeleton pls go

>>38517890

>fucking long ass arms. look like spaghetti arms
>ratio from hips to shoulders is too long.
>no hourglass
>wide shoulder
>Manly frame
>not tits
>probably ugly face and trying to compensate

>>38518045
It's fun for a throw or too and then it becomes to predictable. I'd slam twice than throw her in the trash where she belongs.

Shoulders too broad
Inner thighs have fat on them
Small tits
Creepy long phalanges
Your pussy probably smells
You're poor since you can't even afford a box spring and bed post

I'd still fuck your HPV infested pussy though

>>38517890
hey my ex had those panties

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roast you? yes, I'd certainly spit roast you if that's what you mean ;^)

my names brian btw

>>38517890
Show us your dick

>>38517890
you require validation from a spergboard

I'll spit roast you

I didn't know aushwitz survivors were still alive.

>>38517890
Please sit on my face

>>38517890
>broad shoulders
>knobby knees
>pointy elbows
>creepy long ass toes
>no face shot (obviously ugly)
>borderline anorexic looking legs
2/10

Thanks mister Skeltal

>>38518127
Also
>NO TITS
1.5/10

>>38517890
>ring on index
>wears bracelet on ankle
>bed us messy AF
>big ass crack on wall
>greek toes, probably flat feet
>charger still plugged in even when there's nothing charging
>curtains too light will probably render my sleep less comfy
5/10 would gf if bed was done

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>extraordinarily long toes
>unnaturally dyed hair
>sleeps on the floor like a peasant
>thinks ankle bracelets are an acceptable article of clothing

2/10 would not bang

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10 / Slender (wo)Man

>>38518144

>>charger still plugged in even when there's nothing charging

I laughed

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nice gyno fag............wait

>>38517890

>no timestamp

Any other board, zero replies.
/fit/ - 100+

Fuck off back to /b/ skeletor.

>>38517890
>dat gyno

atleast you're dressed like a trap

>>38517890
>not asian
>small tits
>blond hair

kek gtfo uggo

>>38517890
I bet your dick is tiny

>>38517890
L O N D O N

>>38517890
Tbh I don't give a fuck what the others are saying, I would give you a solid 8/10, or even 9/10 anon. Keep up with the work and grind!

>>38517890
Work on your legs more

And then come to LONDON
O
N
D
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Someone roast my 'friend"

>>38517890
I'll spit roast you

>>38517890

Turn around OP.

We shall spit-roast you.

>>38517911

why does this happen?

>>38517890
I'd roast you, with my dick

>>38517890
I wanna spit roast you with a stranger, preferably foreign and non english speaking.

>>38519402
looks pretty well-done to me

>>38518013
Footfags are the worst

>>38517890
your body is good.. most people wud fuck you.. .you will not be roasted here... only hit on.. go seek validation elsewhere or .. or post a pic of your back so we can get a clearer picture of what's going on with you fitness wise.

>>38519449
not sitting properly

>>38517890
Doesn't have a penis.

>>38517890
>Roast me
more like roastie

You look good but you're not my type

>>38517890
LMAO i bet u dont have ANY penises. nobody on /fit/ would fuck you

>>38517890
You're so desperate for attention that you show off your thigh gap on a fitness forum for autists. Congratulations. Now some fat smelly guy in Bangladesh is jerking off to you in a decrepit one-room apartment. Think about that.

>>38517971
I got mouth

>>38520642
>even remotely implying that's actually 'her'.

c'mon dude.

>>38517890
What do your farts smell like?

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>>38517890
Get your fucking bed off the gaddomned floor, you college slut.

That goes for the rest of you, too

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>>38517949
>>38517976
>>38518006
>>38518077
>>38520858
Anons who understand the "mattress on the floor" thing is fucking retarded. Buy a bed.

>>38517890
Roasty

>>38517890
Would fucking SPITroast.

>>38517911
Not op, but how should I go about correcting this?

I like the panties you are wearing.

Dude you're wearing a bra, watta fag

>>38517890
legs aren't big enough

>>38517890

>All these thirsty anons begging a dickgurl

Why are you dressed like a girl faggit? Your frame, feet, and chin give you away.

>>38517890
I don't understand peple like you, you seem like you live a simple life, post more pics of your place, it looks simple as fuck

>>38520654
I call knee

>>38520949
Buy the thing in the picture.

>>38523241

Personally, I wouldn't. It's a good short term fix but it won't solve the larger issue which is weak back muscles. Gotta strengthen that back famalam

>>38517890
Yasmin?

>>38523275
This. You're body should do the right thing if you keep all the muscles moving. If you don't have spinal issues, then just using those muscles in general should be enough. Focus on maintaining good posture in whatever you do: sitting, running, weights etc.

>roast me

you're a fucking masochist, aren't you, slut?

hot. carry on.

>>38523275
>>38523444
stupid fucking retards no.

it's completely a posture issue you fucking mongoloids never post on my fitness board ever again.

>>38517890
I could probably beat you in a fight

>>38523489

Are you really that fucking stupid? Nigger, what the fuck do you think influences your posture?

>>38517890
I want to shoot you in the head and rape you on the way down.
If youre still warm, its not neceophilia. Post your cunt with a timestamp.

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>>38517890
>Huge feet
>broad shoulders
>veiny arms
>small dick
>no abs

>>38523554
>>>/r9k/
>>>/b/

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'roast me'

'GUH-GRILL, I B-BET U SMEEL NICE'

>>38517890
posted on here thinking youll get approval for being a girl. you have a long fucking torso, no hips or tits, short stubby fucking legs, but you still look like a bean since your other limbs are so long. also your tan is fucked

>>38519402
Is this OP pre or post op?

>>38521358
Actually do this- what's rest of your bedroom like OP?
Or have you piled all your shit on the other side?