how to be effay as the pope
Not possible.
>>14700
What the fuck is that pope doing?
Kino
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Can anyone give me some hair advice, like what haircut to get and how to style it?
>>14787
youre an actual manchild if you watch loltyler1 and enjoy it
TriHard
Greek is so fucking cringy and Tyler is an autist
Why do the fashion-obsessed dress like shit?
>>14385
Because the idea of fashion is to look different from everyone else and if everybody else dresses well then the only /fa/ thing to do is to dress like shit
>>14385
You don't get it
>>14385
the black guy literally looks like he's some anime villain.
the woman is somewhat dressed well.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
While I find this particular shoes ugly (color is nice though), I'm asking you to restrain yourself from using this shitty meme op text. Thank you.
just copped these, am I retarded?
i would wear those, nobody can confuse them for regular dad shoes
Please stay, fa sucks, and this is way better
I like it
How unfortunate that this is only a one day thing
Post comfy/effay pictures for our /fa/ friends
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South / Southeast Asia edition
Siamese
>>14101
yes thank you my friend
can i join
So I have a Rebel T5 Canon camera and in before someone gets on my ass for it but I am not in the position for an entirely new camera. I am yearning to go outside and take pictures. I am thinking of getting a new lens soon, but what are the quality lens that isn't too expensive, like over $300 or $400. That is a little outside of my budget range. I mostly want to shoot landscape and objects outside but wish to be prepared for human portraits. I really wish I had access to an entire photo studio like at my school. I just haven't had the time or right equipment to take lovely clear photographs. I wish I could just rent out a building and purchase the equipment needed for all professional looking photographs, but I can't. Advice for a novice photographer with, according to this board, a shitty digital camera that isn't get a new camera? Also, I'd post my photos here, but I am too worried about dox.
>>6840
Unless your camera is broken don't get a new one, learn with what you have until you actually figure out what it is the new camera will do that yours currently can't.
You don't need to rent out studio space or expensive gear, just don't end up wasting your money. "Professional" photographs don't necessarily come from owning the most expensive gear. Your a novice just like you said so get good with what you have until it's really time for an upgrade.
>>6840
If you only have the kit lens go get the canon 50mm 1.8. it'll run you about 120-150 bucks and it will be the best lens you'll ever buy (in terms of cost to performance ratio) it'll work for some landscapes and some portraits for the most part.
Don't worry too much about your camera right now. You honestly won't outgrow that camera for a long time. Just make sure you're shooting RAW and learn some of the essential tools of Lightroom for editing the photo.
>>6842
I noticed some of my photographs look too bright as if they were taken with a phone. Is something wrong with my camera or is this mostly just due to the fact that I reside in a desert?
Also, how much does Lightroom cost again monthly?
I was also told to look into a macro lens because they go both ways, telephoto and wide angle, is this really a good route to go?
Show me your /fap/ folder /fap/
This is for april fools right?
>shitty shutter speed
>blacks not crushed properly
>doesn't provide exif
>some aren't even photos taken by you
2/10 lurk moar
>>14917
nope, it's for forever
now post your fap folder
JOI/JOE Thread #27!
(Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, And Captions)
>The Canadian Writer Always Lies Edition<
>"The Canadian Writer Always Tells The Truth"<
Post pics and request captions to be put on 'em! Don't eat the Canadian's bait.
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Uh us /fap/p£rs have decency, go to /cock/
Proud to be a Chinky Star Edition
>WHAT ARE SOME PATCHES?
>WHERE DO I PUT PATCHES?
>HOW DO I DESIGN PATCHES?
Answers to these questions and more in our handy pastebin: http://pastebin.com/hTiigudJ
Previous thread:
>>12324092
Remember to ask questions for the FAQ!
>people who embroider their company / copyright info onto the patches they sell
how to instantly ruin your patch and make it unwearable
>>12361807
https://gimmeflair.com/products/make-more-detours-patch
Don't know if they sell this elsewhere too
>>12361807
can find some of them here
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ForTheLoveOfPatch
Are desert boots still in style? Should I buy? If not, what is today's equivalent.
>>14627
If you wear them without putting a lot of emphasis on them (like rolling up your pants to show them off) they're still a nice shoe that work very well with certain fits.
>>14627
Got you my man
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-new-style-men-men-s-chelsea-boots-leather-1-1-style-Euro37-47-Khaki-Grey/32575190113.html
Clark's
/fa/ movies
>>14054
>everyone gets Rape Aids from the Black kid.
yup. 100% effay.
>>14056
The main character was spreading aids senpai
>"Hello, I was wondering if this ran a little large"
>"yo, man I tells you what, im be real with you. Its a little big fo sho."
>"okay... well I am still interested, just need to think on it."
>replies asking for a bunch of personal information
>Don't reply to him
>keeps sending me messages
Why are grailed users so fucking unprofessional and retarded? You can't act this retarded when trying to exchange thousands of dollars worth of shit.
I just recently started selling stuff on Grailed and I started to notice everyone on there is fucking retarded. Whether it be a dumbass sending an offer for me to accept then he just doesn't buy the item or they ask some dumb fucking questions for no reason and top it off with "ey man wanna do paypal invoice"
>list something
>turn off "offers"
>"oh boy, a new message"
>"120"
Not even any "hello" or question mark or anything. I too am convinced Grailed is just 17 year old niggers and mexicans. Oh, also I have been paid with stolen/fraud'ed credit cards like 8 times on there already too. So tired of having to fight paypal cases. Fuck Grailed.
>Bought a pair of shoes on Tuesday.
>Says on the page he'll ship them within 2 days
>Get a message on Friday saying he's going to ship them out
>Another message on Sunday "Okay they're shipped"
>No tracking number
Are my photos fashionable?
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