Now with a recognizable picture.
"Pickle Rick"
>It's family therapy time in this one broh. Classic stuff. Pickle Rick too.
>Animatic:
https://youtu.be/d-xREfdihtY
>Promo:
https://youtu.be/lbKKfFum_iw
>Leaked pictureshttps://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/?do=findComment&comment=564228
what is the true philosophical meaning of pickle rick?
>>94463715
So when should it air?
>>94463891
>unironic nihilism
>not overcoming your nihilism with absurdism at the very least
some people
Let's see how much bitching and memes we can possibly muster for one comedy cartoon.
Anybody got the image of Pickle Rick dabbing? I need it for scholarly reasons
>>94464153
5:30 in human time.
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>94464509
BOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3pXNTCeevo&list=LLOmp7MpauQNDmeTRcK290jw&index=1
>>94464216
>absurdism
my comrade beyond borders
>>94464922
did your Maman die today?
>>94464341
So, 05:30 Yuro/ GMT?
>>94464951
Nice pasta you donut
>>94464153
11:30 PM ET
>>94464973
nah, just mucking about
>>94465316
Yeah
>>94464951
I like it because it's stupid. Thee aren't many stupid for stupid sake cartoons left on adult swim. I grew up with Sealab and Birdman and ATHF. Rick and Morty is just a dumb cartoon. The only one looking for anything "deep" is you and that's why you're so angry.
Meanwhile unless you're 40, you're a "millennial" and you should have grown out of the wrong generation mindset by now.
>>94464951
Nice copypasta
well bump
>>94464951
>>>/r9k/38900816
4chan's blowin up
losin it
over pickle Rick
rapping Tomoko
is warnin you
its a trick
forget it
this shit's reddit
not a meme
a bad dream
it ain't funny
you've been fooled
thank this rap cause
now you're schooled
https://clyp.it/cegcre2j
>>94466858
God damn you sound like this 100 pound kid i knew in high school who got beat up on a daily basis.
>>94463715
>reddit and Memey
>"hype"
Fuck off.
>>94463891
"I'm a nihilistic intellectual!"
>Didn't capitalize "like" or put a space after the ellipses
>"to" instead of "too"
>"lol"
>DaSMURF13_MCTv
It sure is /slow/ in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHytn_CWM8k
>jackfags still furious
>>94466858
the only thing people need to forget is how to reply to obvious bait
noone is stopping you from actually discussing the show other than yourselves
I can't believe I have to stay up 'till fucking 5:30am in the morning to see this goddamn episode
>>94463715
Honestly seeing all these people rage over Pickle Rick only makes it funnier
>>94468595
I'm almost kind of sad that all of the butthurt over it is going to end, but I'm looking forward to see what the autists who dwell on this board will try to whine about next.
>>94468585
Where do you live
Where are youuuu
REMINDER
>>94468849
>tfw not sure what to feel about this
>>94468891
whats this cartoon?
>>94468891
>Comparing lighthearted science fiction to "bruh so deep"
>>94469038
Xavier Renegade Angel.
>>94469038
Xavier: Renegade Angel
>>94469038
Xavier renegade angel
>>94469038
r/Xavier Redditgatorade Angle
>>94468771
in fucking HELL that's where
>>94469078
>>94469087
>>94469091
>>94469138
holy mother of redundancy
>>94469038
Xavier: Renegade Angel
Who the fuck thought airing this show on a Sunday night at 11:30pm EST would be a good idea? Do they want to make sure less people watch it?
>>94469038
Xavier: Renegade Angel
>>94469038
Xavier: Renegade Angel
>>94467027
That was me you asshole
>>94468891
>Flanderization
Come the fuck on, Xavier Renegade Angel is even worse than Rick and Morty in this regard. Xavier is 100% Flanderized from the first fucking episode.
>>94469242
It's Rick and Morty. They could air this show at random and there'd be enough of a racket through social media for people to tune in.
>>94469038
A show that tarnishes my name.
Has anyone seen the writer for this episodes twitter? My face is stuck in a permanent wince.
https://twitter.com/ChairmanGao
>>94468771
and I'm so sorry, I cannot sleep I cannot dream tonooooight
>>94469438
Finally. The legend responsible for the greatest meme in existence has a face and a name.
>>94469438
Yikes.
>>94469469
Any juice the meme had left for me is now gone
EPISODE WHEN?
>>94469533
in two hours I think
>>94466858
Good thing you put in the lyrics that it's a rap.
Otherwise, how are we gonna tell?
>>94469438
>>94469469
>>94469476
Cool, so you fags are going to take screenshots of her tweets and make them into threads now or later?
Is the anon who streamed it last week going to do it again?
>>94469438
OI VEY FELLOW PEDES
what the cuck
what a libatheistcuckwhore right goyim?
Upvote me fellow pedes!
>>94469438
There's many things that make sense in my life
I can point at pretty much everything and come up with a reason behind its existence
But the one enigma to me is twitter. I don't get it.
>>94469583
>>94469642
Are you okay?
you're gonna post a livestream link right? the AS stream is US-locked
>>94469660
It's pretty good for people to get in contact with their fans, I guess.
>>94469717
I think the /co/ guy might but I don't know.
>>94469660
its 99% vanity and ego boosting and 1% fun memes
t. guy with over 20,000 tweets
>>94469778
Hi Justin
Get HLS player extension and paste this link in your browser
http://adultswimhls-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/238460/adultswim/main/1/master.m3u8
>>94469717
I hope someone does, because apparently the AS stream had issues because there were so many people last time.
We did it morty, we taught them all about the importance of female writers.
>>94469717
Get in while it's hot, Rabbit only allows 25 per maximum.
https://www.rabb.it/MEGAAnon1
>>94469706
IT'S WHITE STUFF BUT NOT WHITE ENOUGH
>>94469438
>the castille verdict proves the system isn't broken
>it was built to oppress and it's working
How?
>>94469717
do this, it works for me in australia
>>94469794
>>94469862
>>94469469
>show makes jokes about god
>also hires some women
>/pol/ is trigger
>posts about their butthurt here nonstop
>/pol/ meltdown forces stupid fucking pickle meme in ep for a few seconds
>makes it blow up on the Internet
>CN makes stupid t shirt of retarded meme /pol/ is forcing
>makes a fuckton of money
>hires more women to start cycle anew
What a time to be alive.
>>94469885
Who's that woman in the picture they're holding?
>>94469885
>YAAAAAAS SLAY QUEEN
You're doing a good job of killing me
>>94469870
Nice reaching. Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, tumblr's two blocks down
>>94469886
I mean, a woman has every right to be upset and say stupid stuff if a cop who was literally filmed snapping and killing an innocent is acquitted.
I mean, /co/ right now is being upset and saying stupid stuff about a cartoon where a guy becomes a pickle so i think it's only fair.
>>94469931
I don't think the fact that it's a woman is an issue
>>94469866
>requires me to update firefox
no thanks
>>94470011
Fuck you.
do your best pickle rick impersonation
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U7HzRnUYCs
so.. better stream? I tried my usual last night and it just kept stopping for no reason
>>94469774
here's the /co/ stream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4Mheer9sZV9
pass:comrade
update your adblocker's filter lists if it doesn't load
this guy is so annoying
all these streaming links are so shady
who /picklerick/ here?
>>94470155
many thanks, my good dude
See you guys in an hour. Til then it's simpsons reruns and catching up on voltron
>people call R&M nihilistic
>it's really just absurdist
>/co/mrade 12yo
>>94470234
You son of a bitch
I actually watched the second episode on tv, does the adult swim stream censor curses also?
>>94470246
People have real trouble discerning starburns' work from being creator diatribe
he doesnt do that. he's fucking starburns. he doesn't need to. he sneaks it in here or there, but then he sneaks in the opposite just so you won't suspect.
as for roiland, his claim to fame is making crude cartoons about marty mcfly sucking doc brown's balls, and he has spun it off into its own wacky self-aware kind of mixture of doctor who and invader zim. if anyone thinks it's putting forth ANY kind of viewpoint, I mean jesus christ. just watch the damn show. god i hate social media
christ, have any of you been to /tv/? they are taking this meme a bit too seriously
>/tv/ got pickle rick music and a pickle cursor
We got cucked
>>94470315
they WHAT?
>>94470332
Just go to /tv/ and experience true shitposting
>>94470246
The show is not nihilistic, but Rick is.
>>94470352
sometimes. he loves being inconsistent. he's like a quantum douche
What time does this happen big fellas?, who got the stream?
>>94470341
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYS SHIT IS SERIOUS OVER THERE
>>94470390
>>94470155
about an hour
>>94470341
holy fucking shit
>>94470315
11/3/5 NEVAR FORGET
>>94470341
oh
oh dear
>tfw you can't write for shit but people will still defend you because you have a vagina
>>94470434
STOP
>>94470341
>>>/tv/85988080
holy shit we did it reddit
>>94470341
>>94470434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM9JtNravm0
Why didn't we listen?
>>94470315
>>94470434
>>94470470
This is the most forced meme I've ever seen on 4chan.
>>94470315
please someone make a thread about this it's insane I wanna discuss it
>>94470461
w-why does everyone hate the mighty b...
>>94470068
You're retarded if you don't think that's the only issue. Should it be? Fucking no. This whole thing is retarded. But that's why any of this is happening. /pol/ has hated women so hard it willed this shit meme into existance with its bitching. I hope you're happy dumb fucks. Enjoy your t shirts.
Ok no seriously what the fuck is happening? Did AS bribed someone here?
hey just to double check my stream is right, family guy is on right now right? im just seeing peter cleveland and joe are in the bar alone
>>94470461
>Those shows
WHO HIRED HER?
>>94470645
It's. A. Talking. Pickle.
Calm the fuck down everyone.
>>94470645
Because it was absolutely known that someone with a fucking gash wrote the episode like half a fucking year ago when adult swim uploaded the pickle rick teaser
>>94470341
oh my fucking god
>>94470743
Roiland and Harmon's penises
PICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHTPICKLERICKISINTHEHOUSETONIGHT
If you upset that Dany tore through Jaime's army with dragons she's had for several season and don't like that Arya did so well against Brienne then you can fuck right off from this Rick & Morty thread.
>>94470234
Sup Jerk. Pls come back to /ic/.
Holy shit guys Idk if anyone else found this yet but type "wubba lubba dub dub" in google
>>94470718
Swaglord got bribed, its still hilarious.
>>94463715
Are you faggots ready for more terrible interviewer black dyke?
>>94470743
She spends all day posting on twitter about donald. So take a wild guess.
>>94470796
this is as cringe worthy as /s4s/ and /tv/
>/tv/ right now
I keep calling the number from As Seen on Adult Swim, but they don't pick up. I get redirected to an answering machine, and the machine is FULL. On top of that, the items don't show up on the site until the clock runs out. I wasn't able to get Reverend Putty for that reason.
Holy shit /tv/.
>World Record for Longest Time Spent Ignoring Metalpocalypse
Wow what a bunch of cunts, love it.
>>94470771
Who is the anime face?
>>94470830
>>94470834
Yeah, please fuck off to there then, god I hate you retards
>>94470718
I bet it was Justin single-handedly forcing Pickle Rick all over 4chan to the point where it became a legitimate meme
>>94470844
t. non-pickled cucumber
>>94470718
shitposting from /tv/ because they don't like a show because reddit likes it. where else?
>>94470537
How did this even start? Did people just really like that bit from the season 3 trailer?
Anyone have a stream? AS is shitting itself.
STOP THIS SHIT
>>94468891
I have never been so happy about an image in my life
>>94470908
you mad bro?
Why didn't Rick just kill them all for that rock?
>>94470949
you ok buddy?
top fucking kek
>>94468962
Aroused?
stream anon, where are you?
>>94470234
Who is this semen demon?
>>94470836
Chaika
>>94470796
n-nothing happens
>>94471001
You don't get a stream tonight, due to this pickle shit from /tv/
>>94470974
Because he was outnumbered...
My fucking [Update] button is gone, what the fuck did I do to 4chan?
Alright, taking bets, what movie are they ripping off next season?
>>94471013
>he doesn't know
>>94469885
As if I didn't have enough reasons to hope this fucking memefest of a show fails this cunt just gave me another
>>94470889
>like
It's "ironic". /tv/ hates Rick and Morty's reddit tier fanbase and make threads exclusively to be ironic and shitpost. They take the most cringy shit of the series like atheism, nihilism and reddit tier jokes and repost them infinitely. Pickle rick is just the last one.
>>94471079
ironic shitposting is still shitposting, they became their worst enemy
just to make sure i have the right stream
its showing wasteland episode from last week right
>>94471095
>he dislikes shitposting
>>94471046
My money is in Dunkirk
>>94469438
>curious to see who started it all
>ChairmanGao
>a minute scrolling in and it's complaints about Iron Fist being white
I don't know what I expected
>>94471095
/tv/ deserves every bit of shit they get tonight
>>94471095
Yes but /tv/ can't tell the difference
>>94471101
yeah
It's almost time /co/. The "le Pickle Rick" memes end tonight and the anti-Rick and Morty circlejerk shuts up for a while.
>>94471110
I was going to say Kingsman
>>94471108
I didn't say that
>>94470315
Can someone record this and post it? Ito doesn't work on mobile and my laptop's getting repaired.
>>94471079
Didn't anyone ever tell them nobody cares why they propagate memes, only that they do so people can cash in on it?
What time is the episode on tonight?
>>94471138
>>94471101
Are you on the official [AS] stream or is streamanon up?
Hit my VPN data limit
help plox
Will this episode kill /tv/ once and for all?
>>94471155
Remember when Samurai Jack ended and all the memes stopped?
>>94471155
>end
stream where
>>94471200
Yes
>>94471197
>>94471207
Download extention for native HLS playback
Enter this link
chrome-extension://emnphkkblegpebimobpbekeedfgemhof/player.html#http://adultswimhls-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/238460/adultswim/main/1/master.m3u8
How did we reach such a state of critical mass? I'm feeling incredibly neutral right now. What a time to be alive.
>>94469585
>>94469717
>>94469832
>>94470155
>>94470121
>>94470215
>>94470298
>>94470390
>>94470901
>>94471015
Google Suptv for a link
>>94471046
Baby Driver. Morty is Baby and Rick is Kevin Spacey or Jamie Foxx. The spaceship is the car.
>>94471226
got a better option? I don't wanna download stuff
>>94471199
>Will this episode kill /tv/ once and for all?
/tv/ is a containment zone for GoT, Doctor Who, Twin Peaks, and Star Wars.
>>94471254
You literally click it and it's already done.
The addon for your browser is probably 50kb
>>94471155
Pickle Rick will never die like every other shit meme out there
Reminder to Bingo on all your favorite R&M threads before Rickle Fever kills the site
>>94471199
No. This is exactly what they want. They'll be able to bitch about it for years to come. As will every other board.
>>94471226
Is this the cable login stream or the public stream that is US only at 11:30?
What the fuck man, any stream?
>>94469438
Now I'm starting to understand why everyone was complaining about the new writers.
>>94471226
Is doesn't look like adult swim TV shows
post rare pickles
what is this fish shit my dudes
>>94471168
It's just a pickle rick remix. I'm sure it's on youtube somewhere.
Armothy is a better meme than Pickle Rick.
>>94471299
It worked last week my man.
>>94471308
thansk rick
>>94471303
US NON-AMERICANS HAVE TO SUFFER
>>94471284
Probably got bingo already.
I am ready for the rickle pickle
What the fuck is this fish shit instead of stream?
>>94471262
Oh my god the salt.
>>94471303
http://www.adultswim.com/utilities/as-player?videoID=r0xw2u30R3GchW27yVqlug
Just dont make more trafic
>Hey Morty paBUUUUURRRRP pass me the god so I finish this invention.
>Uh Rick I don't see a god on the table
>THATS RIGHT MORTY BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPPP BECAUSE GOD DOESN'T EXIST. WUBBA LUBBA DUB NO GOD
>CANT YOU SEE THAT NIHILISM IS THE BURP TRUE PATH BUUUUUUUURP
>ALSO THAT ALL MARRIED MEN ARE LOSERS LIKE JERRY AND THAT WOMEN ARE NEVER WRONG BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP
>LUBBA DUBBA NIHILISMMMMMMM FEMINISMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>94471364
it's just fish shit
>>94470787
Summertime Saga an /aco/ fuck game.
>>94471316
But Armothy was actually funny
I wonder how many episodes ofj "MDE:World Peace"we wouldnt gotten right now hadn't it got canned, 20? I'm guessing 20.
>>94471375
>Jerry
>a loser
too far
>>94471380
i know, but thats what is in the stream, read some post here and some comments in the chat.
>[as] fucks up the popup stream
Jesus. I think they know what we're doing.
>>94471308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROm4wZBpbro&feature=player_embedded
>>94471397Loooooseeeeer
>there are people in this thread that dont have Cable
I'm more hype for the reaction to the episode than the episode itself.
>>94471416
sTOP
raw stream url for those interested, works in mpv and ffmpeg but not other players for some reason http://adultswimhls-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/238460/adultswim/main/1/master.m3u8
So this is the first episode of the female writers, right?
>>94471435
Waste of money when there's only like 1 or 2 interesting shows airing at once
>/tv/'s blaring the Pickle Rick anthem
Oh my fuck
This episode's gonna be a trainwreck
>>94471438
fucking this
>>94471449
That's what we're doing but i think they caught on, hence the fish shit.
>>94471441
I didn't say shit, it was the wind.
WHAT'S
UP
WITH
THE
FISHES
>>94471449
because other players are utter shit
also works on mx player on android
>>94471308
>>94471438
Same. I want /tv/ to collapse on itself
>>94471304
Looked up the twitters of the first two that were announced many months ago.
One described herself as "problematic" and the other had a wall of retweets about Trump. The latter was probably Gao.
>>94471457
Episode 2 of S3 was the first episode drafted by a female, yes.
>>94471473
but wasn't it fishes last episode before it aired?
>>94471375
Harmon should just fire all the men and replace them with women since having a vagina makes you god or something even though they dont exist.
>>94471200
But they did stop mostly.
>>94471457
2nd, the madmax one was first feminist.
>loooooooooser
>>94471458
If you have cable internet the TV isnt much more.
You are paying for the convenience, though.
What up my /co/ntrarians!
>>94471375
>WOMEN ARE NEVER WRONG
>Summer in S1
>Gazorpazorp
>Tammy
>Hell, fucking Beth who is meant to be broken and a bad person and no one gets it
STREAM WHERE
I love how triggered /tv/ is. Mods are obviously fucking with them and they think its shilling lmao
So..... what thread we using for the episode?
>>94471513
I really hope its a running theme every time we see Jerry. His suffering is my nourishment.
>>94471521
reddit and memey as usual
MRGRGRGHLBRCLGRR P I C K L E M O R T Y
LET'S DO THIS SHIT
>tfw no stream
>>94471435
>Already paying for a multi-directional data conduit used to shitpost on this board
>Paying more to get another line that is older and only broadcasts data in one
wew
>>94471463
>fucking R&M gets mod shenanigans and not the tons of other true /tv/ shows
the golden age of TV is fucking over and you'll never convince me otherwise
>>94471473
Did it last week, definitely fish shit happened then too, we'll see what happens though.
>>94463715
>>94471525
women dont realize Beth is broken and worse off than jerry because they dont want to know that is their present or future
>>94471544
read the thread dumb dumb
>>94471545
Well here's to hoping your stream doesnt lag.
STREAM??? I AM POOR
>>94471413
Not as good a voice as >>94464608 and seems to be more about shitposting in general but it's nice that this guy did the whole song and OC is always appreciated
>tfw /tv/ is having more fun with this than /co/
This is it. It's time for the new episode.
>>94471556
THE LAYERS ARE MERGING
can someone from the US try and download http://adultswimhls-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/242140/adultswim_2/animated/1/master_Layer1.m3u8 for us?
The stream they are doing is via simulcast requiring you to login with cable:
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/simulcast/
GIVE STREAM
I
V
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S
T
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A
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>>94471550
>tfw banned from /tv/ for posting good b8
>meanwhile shitpost pickle rick
BRAVO NOLAN
>>94471226
is it supposed to be onthe fish shit?
Hope everyone enjoys the episode! :)
im watching on the Mobdro android app, running it on bluestacks
using the adult swim channel, its 1:1 no lag. loving it. i even made a chicken pot pie tonight to watch ittoo bad none of my friends or my gf showed up to watch it with me.
>>94471463
moot
the fucking mad man
>>94471536
Are you a urban wolf
>>94471595
Fuck off Roiland.
>>94471593
The link everyone keeps relinking wont work, its just fish shit.
Todays stream is on simulcast here, you need to login to watch:
>>94471583
>>94471599
Who?
>>94471599
>he doesn't know
Anon, I...
>>94471584
That's not THE stream, that's just a basic simulcast stream.
ITS TIME
>>94471579
Go there if you're so in love with shit.
PICKLE RICKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT!
>dog portrait
>Rick as a pickle's voice is that loud
>yfw the whole ep is just Pickle Rick Anthem
>>94471556
i have prepared myself for this night
>the payoff is huge
THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS THERE IT IS
BOOM
IT'S STARTED
DUDE PICKLE RICK RIGHT OFF THE BAT
OMG THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
PICKLE RICKERS!!!!
P I C K L E R I C K
>Morty's face is my face to this whole season so far
9/11 was an inside job
9/11 INSIDE JOB
>9/11 was an inside job
>Was it?
>Who cares?
9/11 was an inside job
ALEX JONES BTFO
DUDE WHO CARES ABOUT TERRORISM I'M PICKLE RIIIICK
/pol/kle rick confirmes 9/11 was an inside job
FUCK YOU GUYS WHERE'S THE STREAM
Is anyone still seeing the fish tank?
>I turned myself into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job
Kek
HE SAID IT LLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HOLY SHIITTTTT LOLOL
9/11 was an inside job
TFW you realize reddit and memey are satirizing 4chan
summer looks cute in a dress
>9-11 was an inside job
FINALLY. The truth is out!
"9/11 was an inside job" will become a meme and accidentally redpill thousands.
>>94471657
That's not the real stream. How do people still keep falling for it?
all ready laughing holy shit
>Tfw you lived to see Pickle Rick's official episodic debut on national television
Post yfw
Rick why would you do this?
>>94471672
Now let's tackle those gay frogs. I suggest we start with /pol/, which is full of them.
>>94471561
Well since I'm using the superior connection,I'll get lag anyway because people apparently can't make a website anymore without 20 megabytes of javascript and web 2.0 framework that spends more processing time navigating the pajheet code then actually showing me my damn content.
>>94471673
It's already a fucking meme
>>94471673
>implying it's not a memd already
>>94471677
THERES NO STREAM THEY'RE ALL FULL
>Pickle Rick is literally just an overcomplicated idea to dodge going to therapy
>>94471677
>>94471673
>This was all an elaborate ruse to get outta divorce shit
Dang son.
Morty you little shit
you all missed
>time travel stugg
Fucking cats
fuckin cats
MEGA link when?
Five minutes in and the memes are funnier than this episode
SO THATS WHY CATS DONT LIKE HIM
Well looks like we're in for a wacky adventure after all.
>Rick lost his way out and is now stuck in vegetable form
Oh, this is quite apickle
Why can he still feel pain? Pickles don't have nerve endings.
this is what happens when you hire women writers
>Dial it back god
>God
RICK ADMITS GOD IS REAL
Brutal
Why tf would they portray the most genius man in the galaxy as not having a backup plan?
FUCKING HACK WRITERS MAN
OH GOD.
F
THE STREAMMMM
>>94471736
Pickles don't talk or have eyes either smartass
Summer in skirt and stockings
This episode is making me itch so far
Fucking shit so far.
Oh so NOW you want God's help? Fuck Rick.
>>94471734
>>94471748
Hubris
holy shit
>>94471736
>why can he still feel pain
fuck that, how is he still alive, pickles have no organs to facilitate living
Too gross.
Is this episode just PICKLE?
I knew it would have to happen like this, but it was still gold to see it happen.
Cockroaches don't have brains reee
>Eating a hotdog is courageous
>>94471741
He broke down and started praying in the first episode of the 2nd season because he thought he was going to die.
>>94471741
Duh
He begs for God to save him when he gets trapped in that multiple dimensions or whatever
Is that Janet Weiss?!
>>94471759
>>94471736
>>94471774
Just repeat to yourself: It's just a show, I should really just relax.
>>94471741
He's a hypocrite.
Beth, cmon, don't start sounding like Jerry now.
Oh hey, Beth getting knocked down a peg. That'd be nice.
that fish thing is still going
>>94471785
susan sarandon right?
>>94471780
Or any creature that small would have motor function by simple poking
>>94471785
Susan Sarandon.i work on the show
Beth is annoying.
Wow this is a fucking stupid episode.
It is like a LOL RANDUM tumblr user wrote it.
>>94471809
HELLA EPIC DUDE OR DUDETTE TOTALLY NOT BEING PREJUDICED HAHA EPICC
PICKLE RIIICKCKC!
>>94471759
I know what's on my mind tonight
dude eating poop lmao
what the fuck
holy shit lmao
And his did all this as a fucking pickle
I'm afraid the salt pouring from this thread is funnier than everything the cartoon itself will come up with.
i like it
>Beth brought the family to therapy in order to prove that everyone is crazy and she is the only sane one
>therapist will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that most of the family's issues stem from her insecurities and incompetence that were always existed but also were always second fiddle to Jerry's inadequacies
LUCKY IS A FAMILY GORE
pickle rick is a badass
jesus christ
dammmmmn this is crazy!
Damn Rick.
DUDE GORE LMAO
FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME
this is fucking terrible so far
>>94471780
Pickles also don't have teeth.
It's a cartoon, don't go all autistic.
does he do this shit because he was a adrenaline junkie?
/tv/ is eating itself at the moment
post yfw you can't find a stream
>By the way nice racist name
... Beth what the hell?
Fuck yeah! Science! More proof God does not exists and Christianity should be banned in the name of reason!
>Doctor wong, by the way racist name
kek
Pickle Rick is in the house tonight
>>94471809
Show Beth noods.
That was anime awesome!
Just remembered i ate a pickle earlier
>It's not okay when Senpai Guy does it.
>It's okay when Reddit and Memey does it.
BETH BTFO
>racist name
Ok that was funny.
>>94471858
I'm poking fun at my annoyance with the ree, man. I know it's just a cartoon.
>Wong
>Racist name
Oh god, I was throwing up the whole time during that cockroach sequence.
I wanna bang Dr Wong
What if the syringe really doesn't have the anti pickle serum?
>>94471873
source
>>94471857
Not terrible, just not really funny.
I'm entertained, but not laughing
Ok, I can buy the automated rat-limb machine, but how the FUCK did he make a jetpack?
/tv/ has part rockers playing on repeat
>a fucking pickle using rat augmentations to fight other rats is better animated than 90% of western animation fight scenes
>>94471843
Are you a wizard?
He's in a real pickle now
russian dogs
>>94471895
Same desu
That [AS] bump was some vaporwave shit right there.
>>94471893
Anna Grigorievna Semenovich
>Rick escaped into the russian embassy
kek
I'm sure of it now.
FEMALE WRITERS ARE GODS. GREATEST SEASON OF RICK AND MORTY SO FAR.
>>94471890
Wait your turn.
>>94471896
Uh, Rick powers.
And thank fuck someone is finally telling Beth what she needs to hear.
>Gao put her insecurities about being asian in the episode
Ebin, sibly fucking ebin.
>>94471863
>>94471867
>>94471883
>>94471886
the episode was written by an Asian women
Fucking RUSSIAN HACKERS
memes aside, this sucks.
This better not be an anti-Donald Trump polemic.
STREAM??
>>94471905
end your existence
>>94471902
Where the fuck is shaggy when you need him?!
Dude if I say the joke a bunch of times as it happens its funny lmao
The dialogue in this episode somehow feels even worse than usual. Not even joking.
>>94471809How few people on the staff have college degrees?
>Jetpacked out of sewer
>Has to parkour for elevator button
What the hell is even happening right now?
>>94471922
HAHA I GET IT
SOY SAUCE FLAVORED PICKLE RICKKKKKK!
DUDE EVIL RUSSIANS LMAO
So is Trump gonna show up in this too
>>94471864
back to >>>/triggered/
DUDES I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA FOR AN EPISODE WHAT ABOUT IF RICK BECOMES A CARROT AND FIGHTS BUNNIES THAT WANT TO EAT HIM?
>looking for a stream
>All I get are fishes
C'mon man.
Fucking idiot saying female writers ruined the show BTFO.
Pickle rick = GOAT
dude contrarians lmao
>>94471902
More money in western animated comedies than animated action shows. Can't explain why.
>>94471869
>>94471686
I'm glad someone else has noticed. The question is what to do about it.
>the way she said it was a lot prettier
Not really, that woman's French accent didn't sound cute or hot at all.
>woman's terrible writing will be overshadowed by the great fighting scenes and all the reviews will continue to praise the feminine era of Rick and Morty
>>94471922
>asian woman writes it
>inserts herself into the episode
>make a big-titted lady voice you
They forgot. No Russian.
When does things get intellectual and deep?
>>94471818
She did.
Dude Russian hackers lol
I'm just glad Beth got BTFO
Don't be such a pickle.
>>94471929
inb4 throwaway Trump and Russia collusion gag
STREAM LINK WHERE
>>94471902
It really isn't, the storyboard looked better.
>>94471943
He obviously used up all the fuel, you dingus.
This episode is so fucking stupid. If Rick wanted to get out of family therapy, why would he choose such an unnecessarily complicated method like turning himself into a pickle?
>>94471840
when did the salt levels shoot this high
>>94471809
>people are going to buy that you work on the show even though every fucking promo has advertised her
>uptight moral crusaders freaking out over gore in a cartoon
why do i even visit this place anymore
>>94471867
Sober beth is fun
>>94471915
But God BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP doesn't exist
>>94471948
>implying they aren't
IT ALREADY STARTED?!
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING.
>pineapple on pizza
defend this
>>94471905
Please stopbecause you are making me so hard
Is this funny?
>>94471956
hes not a goat hes a pickle what are you talking about
>>94471686
tfw i work for a company that contributes to the bloat
>>94471939
It is trying too hard.
>>94471896
Discarded baking soda. Im in the exact opposite of you, rat suit is more far fetched
>>94471959
Sara Jean Underwood, before anyone asks.
/pol/kle rick is dispelling the Russian hacker conspiracy theory
>Literally made all those animal part machines in about 15 minutes using just his tongue to control a dead roach's limbs
>>94471843
I knew from the previews that this would happen
Without Jerry to use as an emotional punching bag, she takes it out on everyone else.
This shit goes all the way back to the marriage therapy episode.
Jerry isn't the spineless loser we deserve, but the one we need
>>94471983
Because Rick also wanted to become a meme.
inb4 rick passes by an open room with drumpf expy shaking hands with putin expy
>Another TV commercial where the robbers are white guys.
>>94471948
>Evil Russian
dude a fucking sentient pickle rat infiltrated their facility, they have every right to act hostile to this situation
Harmon said this season is so unrealistic because Trump is President. I'm not memeing. He really said that since life is so unrealistic it excuses bad writing.
>>94471986
I could post a pic of her in the recording studio. How about that
>>94472001
And she hasn't looked that hot in like 10 years when that pic was taken. She's old news.
>>94471955
>I've never been on the official stream
GOOGLE ADULT SWIM STREAM YOU FUCKING MORONS
>>94471979
I CAN'T FIND IT EITHER
>>94471780
>>94471983
Why does it matter?
The entire point of Rick turning himself into a Pickle for no reason is to tell people to stop looking for deep hidden shit in the show
>>94471993
I can't. It's delicious but why get pineapple and ham or whatever when you could get a loaded veggie/meats pizza.
I guess all those sewer rats goteraticated!
>>94471983
Since when Rick cares enough about his family feelings to come up with even a excuse for missing terapy?
>Transferred a Recycle to the trash
I'm not laughing
HAHAH EPIC RECYCLING IT WAS A HOKE HOZLY SHITTTTTTT BADA*S
HAHAHA, OUR GIRL DID IT GUYS BY CALLING OUT THE RACIST TO ASIANS.
BTW NUKE THE RUSSIANS THOUGH LOL
Is that troy baker?
Jesus fuck /tv/ and [s4s] are a fucking mess
LINK WHERE LINK WHERE LINK WHERE LINK WHERE LINK WHERE LINK WHERE LINK WHERE LINK WHERE
>>94471961
Everyone knows. I miss the time when webpages didn't were so full of bullshit.
>Pickle Rick is now John Wick
>>94472027
NOT EVERYONE IS AMERICAN YOU CUNT>>94472026
THE PICKLE MAN HAHA YOU GO GRIL WRITERS
*BURP* VIOLENCE IS FUNNY MORTY ITS BETTER THAN ACTUAL JOKES GOD ISNT REAL *BURP*
>>94471967
I want to cuddle with Mummy
wtf
Is it bad that I think Pickle Rick is one of the best episodes?
>battery powered laser
my man
>>94471780
Roaches have TWO brains you dumb cunt
> sending explosion
LOUD NIGRA
>>94472041
I am, just for all the "what the shit" going on right now
I hope this episode truly kills /tv/
BANE?
>>94472027
>>94472026
NOT EVERYONE IS AMERICAN YOU CUNTS
So. This episode isn't funny at all. But it is pretty fun honestly.
you mean to tell me a WOMAN did this episode?
Is that Trejo?
I don't know what's worse about this thread, the /pol/tards are the Adult Swim employees.
>Peter Serfranowicz?
>Danny Trejo?
Is this half the budget for the season this ep?
wow wtf I love reddit and memey now
>>94472078
>fuck you
>>94472022
I'm sure it's not ripped from a promotional video, but go ahead.
>>94472061
That bit was actually funny, but the episode blows. Badass Rick has always been fucking retarded, even in season 1 and 2.
mega now plox
>first thing that makes me laugh is the loud nigra
Fucking kill me
>>94472092
>>94472052
Nonamericans >>>/out/
What happened, I was watching fish centre and then Rick and Morty came on fighting Russians.
Why is Beth such a bitch.
PICKLE RICK DID NOTHING WRONG.
>>94472109
After it's done.
GIBE LINK TO STREAM
holy shit i leave for a second and the thead explodes into 105+ posts shrouded under irony
>>94463715
Wait a minute. I was watching a stream of a fish tank and now suddenly i'm in the middle of the pickle rick episode. Did they cut it up or something?
>>94472026
I'M ON THE OFFICIAL STREAMS
I'm sorry, but this episode is mising the point.
>rick staples another pickle onto himself
kek
DANNY TREJO
>>94472073
SCIENCE!
>Rick repairing himself
kek
NEW THREAD AND LINKS TO A STREAM WHEN?
It's literally the worst episode of all time.
>>94472100
Who's this?
Ok that was funny
>Killed his daughter
That Bastard
>Double A battery strong enough to be a laser.
Even the talking pickle shit makes more sense than this.
>Every joke is the fact that they're saying "pickle" in such a serious setting
God, it's exactly what I feared
>>94472163
pernille penelopee
I have no idea what the fuck is going on here
Guess I'll just watch it after the episode is done. Costream is lagging, and I can't watch the official stream whatsoever as a Canadian. Thanks!
JAGUAR
don't hire female writers, folks
STREAM LINK
>wait do I have infinite daughters
Dodged a bullet there.
>Episode is just a straight parody without/not a lot of jokes
why
>>94472173
>women humor
J A G U A R
>>94472197
Spin-off wen?
>Do I have infinite daughters
>No. No. Nope. Just me
Come on rick give the man a bone
>Went to therapy as a pickle
Where can I watch the ep.
GOD ISNT REAL MORTY FUCK THERAPY
Was this really written buy just female writers?
>Scientists don't respect therapists
That's really stupid.
>Rick not allowing Jaguar see his daughter in another timeline
fucking women writers are so heartless
>>94472255
>Rick respecting anyone
Nigga
>written by women
>focuses on therapy
Write what you know, eh?
Lost satellite connection due to rain
It was a great episode until this monologue bullshit
DUDE RICK YOU'RE SO GREAT
>>94472253
It's the same guy running the show.
>>94471048
Rick just got out fucking skilled.
>le hard science makes soft sciences 100% useless meme
Ok. Thanks for brainwashing more people into thinking therapy isn't helpful in any way
WHY WON'T SHE SHUT THE FUCK UP?! women amirite?
>Dr. Wong not taking Rick's bait
New favorite character.
>>94472255
No it's pretty accurate.
Sorry.
>the moral of the story is go to therapy, guys
holy fuck so much talking
its preachy but i like it
>>94472290
yeah she's such a strong, powerful woman!
Instead of being a episode that uses a non sensical story to advance and analyze the characters(like last episode). This is literally a terapy session with nothing subtle going on. Worse episode in the whole show.
>Rick and Beth BTFO in the same episode
Nice
>>94472280
Yeah, but they're women now.
Rate episode.
>>94472301
This desu
>writers self insert totally owns rick
fucking epic hire more female writers 9/11 was an inside job IM PICKLE RIIIIICK
end is Trejo?
you want to know what the big tell is that this was written by female writers
no characters feelings were hurt, no one was really belittled besides off comments, ultimately nothing has progress overall
basically, conversations women have amongst themselves
>>94472313
2/10
>ending an episode on a non joke
This show really went to shit this season.
That was definitely an episode.
>>94472246
They literally just put Rick in his place for badmouthing a therapist.
Women writers/10
NEW THREAD
>>94471452
>>94471452
>>94472313
4/10, Beth's a cunt
>>94472286
Most of the time, it isnt. All you need is a friend to talk too and rich white people generally dont have any friends to talk to so they hire one
>>94472035
funnier than season 2 of this show
>>94472313
4/10?
I didn't really have a very strong opinion of it.
>>94472301
"I don't like it" and "It's bad" are different things.
>>94472331
new
JAGUAR!
The fuck? Random Batman '60 scene?
oh. ok. Trejo.
J A G U A R
JAGUAR TO THE FUCKING RESCUE
>>94472313
5/10 in terms of actual fun
8/10 for character development
>>94469393
a character needs to have been originally unexaggerated to count as flanderized, dumbdumb
>>94469078
if anything, xavier parodies whoasodeep
it's 100% about rapid-fire dialogue and absurd situations, there's no serious attempt at philosophy in it beyond some inherent cynicism that isn't played up or highlighted at all
That was a fun, decent episode. I had some laughs even if the end was a bit long winded.
4chan overhyped it.
>>94472313
0/10 holy shit.
>NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS: THE EPISODE
>2 JOKES IN TOTAL
AH YEAH LOVE IT
0/10
I LIKED THE OTHER ONE, FEMALE WRITERS CAN BE GOOD
BUT FUCK THIS SHIT
IT'S JUST RETARDED
>>94472313
JAGUAR/10
No, fuck off.
You'll never have something as cool as Mind Quad.
That post credits scene was funnier than the whole episode
What am I doing with my life
>>94472307
Justine Roiland and Danielle Harmon are beautiful women.
>>94472313
7/10, It was okay. Good character development, not many jokes, but dank meems.
Just a reminder justin likes to shitpost about the show on 4chan.
>Christian Slater guest voice next week
Cool.
SLATER!
>>94472290
YASS QUEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
That was a hell of a lot better than last week's.
That being said, it wasn't particularly remarkable. I mean, "Rick turns himself into a pickle and has a kickass action sequence" is fun but anybody could do it.
This episode was way too serious and in your face about how Rick and Beth are terrible people. Things are a lot funnier when people's flaws are just excepted in a cynical fashion
>>94472301
It's honestly fucking bad that this is happening. If the next episode is ANOTHER fucking millennial therapy episode I am going to vote for Donald Trump in 2012. This is not a joke, show writers, I live in a swing state.
i was entertained, but didn't laugh at all. the whole middle part with the russians felt like a fucking american dad episode. meh/10. hope the rest of the season is better
>>94472313
The therapy stuff was great, but Rick's science stuff was ridiculous and quite frankly impossible even for this show. It was like that scene from The Rick's Must Be Crazy, but worse.
Well I think that did it for me, I'm dropping this show for good. Shame, I really liked season 1.
Great episode. More!
>>94472313
8/10 because of the non-beth stuff
4/10 because at the end of the episode she forgot she had kids because her dad gave her some attention
>>94472313
8/10
>2 for the episode
>2 for Rat Genocide
>4 for Jaguar
Really? Slater is in the next episode? Was Stephen Dorff not available?
You fucking virgin manchildren need to grow up and get out into the world. Women aren't scary monsters. They're people you dumbasses
>>94472313
Great for character development but not very funny. I liked some of the action scenes though.
>>94472313
8/10
I found both the pickle and therapy stuff pretty fun.
Jaguar was the best character this episode
>>94472394
>excepted
Don't ever post again you fucking brainlet fuck.
Next episode has a waifu alien
>"did he say he never forgets a kid?"
Looks like funny male writers Rick and Morty is back next week, folks. Pack it up.
OK have to admit, that was pretty good.
>>94472336
It is bad. If you want therapy watch a real drama that can explore these issues with depth and subtly. This is why we have genres.
>>94472397
THE TIME TRAVELER HAS REVEALED HIMSELF!
>>94472313
8/10
>>94472425
t. scary monster
It was a good episode. Better than the previous ep, not as good as the first. Faggots take this shit too seriously to just be entertained.
It's a comforting thought that all Ricks love their Beths.
>>94472313
8/10
>>94472405
no you're not
>>94472300
>>94472391
I'm tired of strong independement womyn as much as you guys, but seeing that faggot edgy mary sue Rick get rekt for once is so satisfying that I'll take it.
>>94472313
3/10
morty and summer's wide-eyed hostage situation throughout the episdoe was funny. the anime splash screen of jaguar was pretty good too. everything else was unfunny
That was fuckin great.
>>94472425
They're people, yes. They're just not as funny as men. It's not an opinion we hold on purpose, it's just an observable fact of every society on Earth. Even the weird asian societies you're unfamiliar with have men as the spearheads of comedy. We're different and that's okay.
>>94472328
t. someone who has never been to a therapist after they've bit rock bottom. Fuck off. Just because you think everyone can magically deal with their problems through the power of friendship doesn't mean that's the case. Some people have legitimate mental illnesses that they can't deal with on their own and not everyone wants to pop pills like crazy. It's a happy medium
I liked it, on par with the better season 2 episodes.
I've made peace with the show never being as good as season 1 was.
>been playing Warframe for 5 hours
>just remembered Rick&Morty
>check a stream
>literally catch the last 5 seconds of the credits
Mega please lads.
>>94472313
8.5/10
every episode this season has had extended fight/gore scenes... nothing very clever
This episode wasn't bad. It wasn't amazing either but I think it was alright.
>>94472313
7.5/10
The one before this was a 6, the one before that one was an 8.
>>94472503
don't give them (You)s
>>94472301
>/pol/ is this triggered that girls are writing on the show
Fucking hell get a life son.
>>94472380
>Good character development
What development? Beth and Rick don't learn a thing, it's the whole point of this.
I mean, they use a therapy section, which is great because you can literally have the characters spell out their problems, but the therapy section is 1/5 of the episode.
All the development should have happened there, but instead it got shafted to some shitty plot with Pickle Rick that goes nowhere and wasn't as funny as the writer thought it would be.
Nothing happened in this episode character-wise.
Basically, if you're going to do a therapy episode, then do a therapy episode. It's Always Sunny managed to do it pretty well, for example.
People aren't upset it's written by a female.
Its just it was written by an individual who happens to be a female that is cringy as fuck.
>"It's the darkest season yet!"
>Rick kills a bunch of rats and calls himself a scientist a whole bunch
>Goes to therapy with his daughter
Wowee
> "anons" giving this show an 8 out of 10
Holy crap the therapy session segments were cringy as fuck. I mean I get women like dialogue and character development but reading out of a fucking psychology book and throwing poop jokes in does not make good writing.
>>94472531
Go back to playing warfame, tenno.
>>94472037
Because he has to now that Jerry is gone.
In the past, he had Jerry to basically distract/occupy Beth to keep her from making him do shit he didn't want to do.
Him orchestrating Jerry and Beth's divorce has an unintended side effect that now there is NOTHING to keep Beth out of his hair and dragging him out of the house to do shit. And yet, he can't ignore her all the time since his evil scheme to be man of the house, requires him to keep Beth enamored with her shitheel daddy to allow him to walk over her.
>>94472576
t. woman writer
>rick getting blown the fuck out
made the episode
>>94471780
They do have brains. They're simpler than ours but their still brains.
>tfw episode was great
>virgins still crying about women.
>>94472600
hope the next episode isn't just extended gore fests
>>94472313
7/10, I found it fun but not funny, glad to see Rick & Beth having a thing at the very end though even if it comes at the costs of treating Morty & Summer as if they're nothing.
>>94472313
2/10, just for the memes
>>94472581
none of this retarded twitter drama matters, the only thing matters is the content of the show. please kill yourself.
>>94472625
>t. shrimp dicked /pol/ack
>therapist had Beth and Rick dead to rights on their bullshit and fucked up tendencies
>instead of bowing out gracefully they'll continue to feed each other's bullshit and put Summer and Morty in danger and fuck them up even more
I wonder how long it'll take them to admit that it wasn't Jerry and Beth's relationship that was eating away at the family.
>>94472645
>this episode was great
But it wasn't. Literally a gorefest with zero jokes.
>>94472617
I guess I'll do one more mission until the Mega link arrives, just installed the game 5 hours ago pretty fucking fun.
>>94472576
>>94472625
Okay, I dislike /pol/ as much as the next person, but can we kind tone down on the shutting down opposite opinions. I don't want this place to become a hugbox downvoting "cuck SJW" shitshow.
>inb4 anime poster
If rick had turned himself into a muffin instead of a pickle this episode would have been pure 2008 invader zim trash for teenage girls
>>94472313
9/10
>>94472677
I just want Jerry to be successful just to piss them off
>>94472313
it alright
>>94472679
the Jaguar shit was some American Dad Stelio cantos level crap. hope the season picks up
>>94472679
>if I keep saying it that'll make me less ass blasted about women existing.
That was a fucking amazing episode. It was funny and weird and furthered character development, just like a good Rick and Morty episode. Good stuff, and calming after last week's which was only okay in my opinion.
>>94472361
are you the guy who spammed all caps because he couldn't buy a moral orel doll?
>>94472679
>every episode has to be LELmemhumor
Fuck off, I like watching rats and Russians get slaughtered.
>>94472645
I know right? I mean us intellectuals are far more enlightened than these anons that are stuck in the stone age.
>>94466858
>/r9k/
don't you have a manifesto about killing all women to write or something?
>>94472645
>tfw women can only respond to legitimate criticisms by calling people virgins
>>94472730
why are you making this about women? why is anyone talking about women?
Episode wasn't funny, but it had other redeeming values like beth and rick getting told+some decently done action scenes.
>>94472730
>>94472741
>this is the best arguments Rick and Morty defenders can come up with
lol
Last week's was mediocre.
This week's was much more enjoyable, but more for the action sequences than anything else. It's mindless, but fun, like most of the movies Machete is in.
The therapy stuff was pretty dull and predictable until the final speech, where I'll admit her line about how work like wiping your ass is boring but necessary for maintenance, was halfway clever.
So yeah, Gao's twitter is insufferable, but she managed a good episode. Not great, but good. Although I can certainly see the therapist being a self-insert.
>>94472672
>please kill yourself
You're really upset, anon.
>>94472526
Just because you are weak enough to hit rock bottom and have it effect you to get even rock bottomier by spending all that money talking to someone, I just chatted up my friend went to a bar and got over it like a normal person.
You are basically hiring a hooker that you dont have sex with. Fuck you can probably talk to a hooker for a cheaper price too and get the same level of human interaction
>>94472580
I think it advanced the plot in a couple of ways. As another poster said, it hammers home the fact that Beth is a fuck up worse than Jerry. Especially in the way that she doesn't give a shit that her kids are in SERIOUS emotional distress.
Also, it hammered home how far Rick would go to avoid doing something with his daughter PLUS establishes the fact that deep down, she's enough of a shit that when they are actually HONEST with each other outside the daddy/daughter dynamic, that they could possibly be BFFs
>>94472679
Superjail had way more gore than this, stop being an over-sensitive faggot.
My brain shut off during the therapist monologue so either it was just insanely boring and long-winded or I'm just a misogynist.
>>94472703
>he doesn't understand that these are Reddit/SA/neoGAF invaders that hate /pol/ because it's always right.
Jaguar only exists as a deus ex machina.
>>94472724
I just want one episode where Jerry decks the shit out Rick's smug face. They HAVE to make something like that at some point.
>>94472787
oh yeah, you got me. i'm just fuming. oh jeez i'm so mad
>>94472703
Sadly, they'll be here until this board fades from memory
>>94472783
>Although I can certainly see the therapist being a self-insert
How long until Rick's white guilt episode
>>>>/tv/ right now
kek
>>94472847
>everyone who disagrees with me is an invader from another website
>>94472821
At least Superjail has jokes and good animation to back it up.
where's that magnet link tho lads
>>94472893
>rick
>ever feeling guilt about anything, ever
Kinda doubt it
>>94472858
The comics already did it: they did an issue where an alternate universe Jerry gassed a bunch of Ricks to death with Zyklon Farts
>>94472868
Go have a drink of water, anon. Hydrate yourself
>>94472703
lol youre on the wrong site for that, /pol/ is quite literally the new /b/ and its spread is site wide and you cant do shit about it
leave 4chan to die a constantly distressed politicized mess
>>94472923
Does it? I could hardly tell
>>94472923
So then why complain about the gore?
>>94472677
I liked how the kids wanted to go back and Beth/Rick were immediately back on their shit. A little more subtle than having the therapist get chopped up by a jet engine.
MORTY
>>94472313
5/10
The premise was there, but it just was extended violence sequences that weren't really funny.
Can someone at the very least give me some faith and say there is a mega link coming? It doesn't even need to be true, I just want to hear the words.
>>94472972
Because when the gore isn't even interesting to look at there's no point to have it at all, it becomes repetitive.
>>94473019
I'M REDDIT RIIIIICK!
>>94472858
>Rick is bullying Jerry in front of Beth
>Beth is looking and Jerry judgingly
>Jerry builds up so much tard rage that he starts shaking until he knocks Rick out in one punch
>Jerry looks at Rick on the floor, shocked at what he has accomplished
>He smiles and looks towards Beth for approval
>She's fucking furious
>Jerry goes into a tard-rant about how he just can't win while Beth runs over to Rick to see if he's okay
>Morty starts to get furious whilst Jerry whines like a little bitch
>Morty builds up his own tard-rage and knocks Jerry out
>Nobody cares
>Everyone
>>94473027
>the only defence the fans of this show have is "You hate women, misoygnist!!"
>>94473038
maybe it's because you're just parroting shitposting from /tv/ and you have no problem with gore at all
>>94472775
Says the retard who had no argument to begin with.
>>94472966
He's basically telling you not to shut down opinions or whine about everyone and everything being, "/pol/" actually.
I don't know why I typed ">everyone" at the end of this. Ignore that.
>>94473027
It feels like everyone's trapped in some kind of rage-induced trance and no amount of reasoning will snap them out of it. They'll call you a nazi/SJW as they throw their cash at a fucking pickle.
Is this what the internet has always been?
>>94473027
i'm not triggered YOU'RE TRIGGERED. KILL YOURSELF
>>94472923
Stop making me miss SuperJail.
>>94473085
But hating women is 99% of the complaints in herr
>>94472072
This was an amazing episode. Fuck all the children and curmudgeons on this website who say otherwise.
Download link here! Sorry for the lateness.
https://mega.nz/#!B7YxwSYI!6ATBYZjiwslCaTHag59WhPDZM8mofhiAjMaaYXZiPjQ
>>94473099
I think it's really great how you left out the parts of his posts where he said he didn't like the /pol/ buzzwords either. It helps out your narrative when you cherrypick things like that.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Does anyone have a vid of the preview?
>>94473147
BASED MADRIDISTA
>>94473120
It's what it is now.
>>94473146
>on this website
So you admit you're an invader. Hey >>94472917
I found one.
>>94473150
>I think it's really great how you left out the parts of his posts where he said he didn't like the /pol/ buzzwords either
>"Okay, I dislike /pol/ as much as the next person, but"
>>94473099
thats some reading comprehension you got there dude
>>94473120
4chan has somehow made me get tired of being mad all the time.
Like, I'm just fucking tired of it. It's boring. It's dumb. I'm just sick of it. I want to like things again. I want to have fun again.
>>94473120
It has always been like this, but Rick opened your eyes to see how the world really is.
>>94473160
Show me the lie.
>>94473147
I love you.
>>94473160
I can't tell what is ironic and what isn't anymore.
>>94473145
It's not women. It's Gao.
People are just translating it to HUURRR HATING WOMEN
>>94472328
Just to be clear, they do have "friends", just not people they can be open with because the price of obtaining that kind of success is treating every relationship like a business one, where you can never show vulnerabilty except in carefully-considered maneuvers and gambits.
Business culture is toxic and destroys about as much potential growth as it facilitates.
>>94473216
Yep. Happened to me a few years back. Got sick of all the rage, it saps my energy and makes me unable to enjoy anything. I don't give a shit anymore.
>>94473147
ETA ON THE DOLPHIN PORN.
>>94473120
>cash
lolwut
>>94473029
I thought Rick controlling the cockroaches and building a rat exoskeleton was funny, but then it delves into le badass science man.
>>94473147
It's only been fifteen minutes, thank you for your diligence </strikethrough>anon tripfriend.
>>94473245
No its explicitly all female writers. Not just the one. There are some valid complaints here but they are drowned out over
Reeeeeee women reeeee
>>94473264
When you used quotes around friends I think you were avoiding using the word acquaintances to not diminish your stand on the topic of not having friends.
>>94473278
>anon tripfriend
>tripfriend
>not fag
>anon trip
>anon
YOU"REEEEEEE PICCCCKKKKKKLLE REDDDDDDIIIIIIT
>>94473296
Fuck off you attention whoring cunt.
>>94473288
what are any valid complaints that can actually be sourced to the women writers and are they anything thats exclusive to women writers and not just all writers in general?
>>94473160
>the realization you share the same website with those same 16-18 year old faggots
Just for the record, the episode turned out exactly like all the "misogynists" in this thread predicted.
No jokes, everything intended to be funny relied on the context of the fact that Rick is pickle. "Pickle" was uttered literally every 5 seconds. "You're a smart pickle" "where is the pickle" "Okay, pickle" "we could use your help, pickle".
The therapy was just straight boring and character development relied solely on extended dialogue which wasn't even entertaining and beat around the bush so hard that I actually kept turning out by accident.
Also Rick fellating himself over being a scientist and not believing in morals were particularly more hamfisted than usual, like he just fucking stated it straight-up like the writer forgot and slapped it in there at the end. It just wasn't a good episode.
>>94473147
>https://mega.nz/#!B7YxwSYI!6ATBYZjiwslCaTHag59WhPDZM8mofhiAjMaaYXZiPjQ
WTF I DL'D THIS AND IT'S GNU PORN
>>94473216
This place has me honest-to-god stressed out about politics and being good and perfect and shit. I zone out wondering how the hell I'm suppose to be a perfect citizen, then realize that no matter what someone will hate me just because my skin is the wrong fucking RGB code. I'm tired of politics, I'm tired of hate, I want to close my eyes but this place is addicting
>>94473147
>sorry for the lateness
>>94473352
huh, sexist much?
>>94473147
*BURRRP* I'M PICKLE MADRISTA G-GOD ISN'T REAL MORTY *BURRRP*
>>94473352
>Also Rick fellating himself over being a scientist and not believing in morals were particularly more hamfisted than usual
One of my biggest problems with this season so far. Him exclaiming "Fuck I love myself!" this episode was especially lame.
>>94473370
I can acknowledge that women are generally not as good at writing as men without hating women.
Why is noticing that some people are better at things than others seen as an attack on those that are not good at said thing?
>>94473147
Thanks Madridista!
Really appreciate it!
>>94473409
>bill Noy
>clock boi
Personal favourites, on that list tb//h
>>94473474
The internet sees everything as an attack. Put up your shields, don't hold back. Don't let them win, don't go too slack. It's a culture war, that's a fact
>>94472313
7.5/10
90% of the episode was mindless action sequences and paint-by-numbers therapy session, but they both had a nice pay off. The therapist's speech had to be good, and it was.
Gao managed a good episode, but holy shit, she looks like the most annoying person you would never want to hang out with for any amount of time.
>>94473344
>not knowing this from the start
4chan is 90% teenagers and 10% autistic adults with mood disorders
>>94473213
Read it again yourself.
>>94473474
There aren't many women in writing, so that's an unfair comparison to make at this point.
>>94473331
>being baited this easily
>>94473409
I'm surprised to see George Carlin there. Have they seen his stand ups?
>>94473474
Not gonna lie, everything you said makes you sound like an overweight permavirgin. Just saying. It's not even the opinions per se, it's more just the passive aggressive whiny tone that makes you sound like a huge pussy that has probably never held a conversation with a person he wasn't blood related to.
>>94473602
Not him. However:
>the passive aggressive whiny tone
I get it, subtle. Very well done.
>>94473530
im sure youre hanging out with lots of people. with such a discerning insight you have on how fun people would be based on looks, you probably have the most friends
>>94473530
I wouldn't believe she made an amazing first script if Roiland told me himself. Editors probably salvaged it and made it into a somewhat watchable episode.
>>94472397
>Donald Trump
>2012
What?
>>94473602
>Get blown the fuck out by a dude who crushes pussy who has an opinion about women you don't agree with
>P-permavirgin
ids like glockwork
>>94473656
thats literally how every script works with every show or movie ever...
This is the general audience of people who watch Rick & Morty. Take note
>>94473655
Every human being makes 90% of what they will think about someone within 3 seconds of meeting/making eye contact.
>>94473709
>I crush pussy because I say so
kek. Virgin it is.
>>94473360
please post the porn
>>94473748
Did you think anyone thought otherwise?
I just feel like even though she had credit for the episode, barely anything "good" was by her. From her history, it doesn't seem like she could. This is definitely her career's peak.
>>94473766
is this high school? i'm trying to talk about women being shit writers here and you're wasting my time with these poorly written posts (because you're a woman)
>>94473785
its some sick shit
>>94473273
Yeah to be honest I would've wished that plotline went on instead of having that prision stuff. Kinda something like Rick going from pickle > cockroach > rat > bat and so on until he finally was kinda human again or something
>>94473802
im so used to this place having a no women writers narrative i assumed that the comment about editors was saying that they "had to save the script", sorry
>>94473763
>90% of what THEY will THINK about someone within 3 seconds of meeting/making eye contact.
ok and your point is?
>>94473925
reblog!
>>94473823
>Women are shit and I crush pussy!
Kek, pathetic virgin mad at women for being more accomplished than he is. Get laid, write your own critically acclaimed show, then try to talk about how better than women you are. kek. fucking loser.
That was rad as fuck
>>94473970
That you as a human being are not exempt from this and within 3 seconds of making eye contact with and or meeting a person you have already made a judgement about them; thus, judged them based on appearance.
>>94473655
To be fair, I read her twitter before I knew what she looked like. And it's less the fact that's heavy or asian, but the fact that she's wearing a cat head shirt and heavy lipstick and the body language. I'm also listening to her now, and her personality perfectly matches that look.
The host is a semi-heavy black woman wearing a jump suit with patches on it, a high cut and glasses, and lo and behold, she's being as loud as she possibly can and mentions weed every two minutes. She's trying so hard to get a laugh instead of hosting.
>>94473599
they only seen his "fuck organized religion" gags on Youtube and fell in love with the guy.
>>94474010
>kek kek kek
Jesus Christ, Reddit.
>>94474010
>completely missing the mark on your presumptions about me
Typical woman shit.
Would you?
>>94473147
Seriously Madrista, you are responsible for me entire view of Spain
>>94474073
>>94474056
>r-reddit...c-commie...w-women amirite;.;
>tfw seeing a perma virgin get this triggered that a woman is writing on a critically acclaimed show while he's bitching about women on the internet because he isn't talented enough to accomplish anything.
Topkek.
>>94474078
Perhaps.
>>94474150
i am very talented, love crushing my girlfriend's pussy and have a more than favourable relationship with the women in my life and women in general.
that said, you bitches can't write for shit.lmao at you getting so upset though
>>94474078
when she was 12, maybe
>>94474150
The only permavirgen here is you, buddy. And it'll stay that way while you think women want to be defended by beta males such as you on the Internet.
>m-maybe she'll want me if I defend her from the evil misogynist from /pol/!!
Protip; she won't.
Can we not skip the fact that rick said 9/11 was an inside job and terrorism happens everyday in the first 1 minute. That shit basically sets the tone for the entire episode because where in the actual fuck was he and who the fucks compound did he utterly obliterate. I have never seen a show in my entire life go so far as to do look more life. The therapy is just plot shit and who gives a fuck the shit was good.
>>94474222
>m-my girlfriend which I totally have and fuck with my 10 inch dick in my mansion while playing the playstation 6 that my dad who works at nintendo got me
kek. you're trying really hard. Imagine being so ass blasted you lie anonymously on the internet. to disprove an anonymous person you don't know about your obvious asspain. kek
>>94474234
>b-beta male. Why don't you be alpha like me and not only not sleep with women, but get mad at women on the internet while not being able to sleep with them
kek.
>>94463891
>NOTHING MATTERS LMAO
>wtf is neecheese?
>>94474358
please don't respond to me anymore if you're not going to believe me about my girlfriend pussy crushing and talent because you are just wasting my time
>>94474078
only if she gave me a rimjob
>>94474450
lmaoo
>>94473831
don't care, i just want to see it. just like the dolphin porn thats never actually in th mega. which if anyone has I want that also
>>94473520
the internet is serious business
I hope all of you die from cancer.
>>94474857
I actually do have cancer pickle rick ftw
mega link went down so quick its no longer available anyone else have link?
>>94473546
it's a bipolar and panic disorder, not a mood disorder
>>94475104
I don't think bipolar disorder is on the autism spectrum, anon.
>>94475007
THIS
please someone help me, i can't find the fucking episode anywhere online and the MEGAs are dead
i just wanted to watch the episode before going to work, someone help us