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Beedo edition

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2017.htm

>Out This Week:
Darth Vader #3 (July 12)
Doctor Aphra #9 (July 12)

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

>Star Wars: Rebels - The Final Season
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b7GAhnVwhA

>Battlefront 2 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q51LZ2HpbE

>Star Wars: Forces of Destiny trailer
https://youtu.be/UkEgVzE4U54

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing
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What is she, /swco/?
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>>93781730
HOW ARE YOU DOING IT?!
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>>93781730
>nineteen seconds
CEASE AND DESIST AT ONCE
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>>93781730
You keep on being you, Rig Neemanon

>>93781752
it's OP
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>>93781788
OP here.
It's not me.
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>>93781788
anon there's a 60 second delay between posts, he can't possibly be a samefag unless hes an odious 4chan pass holder
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>>93781788
Having had him do this when I've made a new thread (I didn't make this one) I can confirm he's not OP
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>>93781730
How do you do it?
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>>93781811
No delay after making a thread
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>>93781811
It's gotta be a bot or something.
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>>93781811
>buying a 4chan pass
What's next, paying for WinRAR?
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>>93781725
So did they ever come up with an explanation (canon or legends) for why so many Rodians dress like that? Is it like a uniform for something or are they all just a bunch of copycats?
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>>93781878
Legends was notorious for assigning fuckton of stereotypes to alien species, especially in terms of designs.
How many Rodians dress like that in canon though?
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>>93781878
Canon did, they're a Rodian gang that Greedo was a part of.
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>>93781878
there's two Rodians who dress like that and about 50 who don't
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>>93781730
i approve
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>>93781927
A bunch, at least in ANH. We see several Greedo clones in Mos Eisley. There's like three of them in the Jabba scene.
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Your in the cantina when this guy comes up drinks in his hands and slaps your ass. What does your girl do?
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>>93782168
she makes us suck each others dicks and takes a video of it to post on the holonet
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Did Jango like Twi'lek, or do all clones just agree that they're hot? Also, we're never going to get nose art again, are we?
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>>93782219
>alright guys are you ready for the big jango fett reveal?
>he had a twi'lek fetish

new canon
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>>93782249
>>93782219
Is there anybody who DOESN'T find Twi'leks hot? I mean they're hardly the best xeno waifu race out there, but they're basically impossible to dislike, for whatever gender you are; exotic hot girls and hunky bad boys.
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>>93782282
Male Twi'leks are some of the ugliest things in Star Wars.
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>>93782219
I think everyone finds Twi'lek girls hot. Hell, Jabba wanted to get grabby with one.
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>>93782337
You mean they got grabby on Jabba.
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>>93782336
Cham and Gobi aren't
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>>93782336
Wow, rude much? Just because their cultural standards of beauty don't match yours doesn't give you the right to call them ugly. Among Twi'leks this gentleman is a sex machine, hot Twi'lek girls throw themselves at him. He is absolutely drowning in hot headtail pussy. Can you say the same?
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>>93782219
>lso, we're never going to get nose art again, are we?
Only post ROTJ. Vader stamped that nose art bit right out the minute he got some command authority.
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>>93782423
That seems more like a Tarkin Doctrine/Emperor thing. Make everything faceless and creepier serves to dehumanize the troops to the masses.
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>>93782203
I'd fap to it later
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Daily reminder Snoke is Plagueis and there's nothing you can do to change that.
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>>93782494
Nose art brings back memories, anon. Ones better left buried back on Naboo.
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>>93782336
You are what the Twi'lek call "les incompétents"
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>>93782382
Why does he only have 4 fingers? What the fuck
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>>93782637
The extra two are on the back of his neck
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>>93782382
the animated clone wars series did not do him justice, what an ugly chunka shit jesus.
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>>93782582
dumb euposter
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So the Ewoks totally ate the Imperials they killed right. I mean they were about to feast on Luke and friends so they can't have a problem with cannibalism.
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>>93782727
B-BUT CREATORS LIE ALL THE TIME
JUST LIKE JJ SAID BANDERSNATCH WASN'T KHAN BUT HE WAS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>93782796
you can have that as your (edgy) headcanon if you want but the Rebels are known for taking prisoners and treating them humanely not letting them get torn apart and eaten by their allies, which is a meme invented by the atrocious Splinter of the Mind's Eye novel
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>>93782282
I don't. I can't even imagine the fucked-up evolutionary abortions it would take to have a species with bifurcated brain tentacles growing exposed outside of their skull.
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>>93782796
>they can't have a problem with cannibalism.
Ewoks eating humans isn't cannibalism.
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>>93782872
and that is why you fail
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>>93782872
Why would humans be born with soft heads and most of their motor functions not working? I mean, most animals can move on their own within a much smaller amount of time
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>>93782829
To be able to say that Snoke is Plagueis, JJ would have had to watch ROTS and stuck with it through to the opera house scene AND bother to remember Plagueis' name and identity. We all know that's not something he would have done.
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>>93782727
guess who else was killed
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>>93782948
he'd also have to have read the luceno novel and understood him to be a muun and then deliberately make snoke NOT a muun

there's really no circumstance where snoke could possibly be plagueis
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>>93782977
it was never said maul was killed, there was never any body, and he came back like 30 times in the eu anyway
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Snoke is Gallius Rax.
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>>93783013
my point was they will bring who ever they want back to life, but it would be really stupid to make snoke Plagueis any ways.
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>>93783013
>he came back like 30 times in the eu anyway

>this is what neophytes actually believe
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>>93783042
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neophyte-anon is without a doubt the worst shitposting newfag in these threads
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>>93783042
snoke is ancient, probably a long lost relic of the ancient sith empire if were lucky
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>>93782948
Well he did seem familiar enough with Plagueis to deny it (with a pretty emphatic "NO"), which ironically just fueled the conspiracy fags since JJ denying something means it's true after the whole Into Darkness debacle.
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>>93783084
>expecting quality from 4chan
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>>93783145
>JJ
Pablo Hidalgo you maroon, JJ didn't deny anything because he's a fuckin retard who doesn't know anything about Star Wars lore
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Reminder that Vong are coming back in nucanon.
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>>93783110
Snoke is a large green crystal that is both within and in control of the body we're all calling Snoke.
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>>93783221
werent the vong just a lame excuse for sheev to build a bunch of death stars?
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>>93783221
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I really hope not. I mean if it's just the books then whatever but if they appear in the movies and shit then gross. Well, spin off would be fine. Those are fair game.
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>>93783110
That would please me greatly, but I doubt they'll throw a bone that big at recanonizing the old Sith Empire.
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>>93783245
They were much more than that, my friend.
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>>93783176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvg9d7_rp1k
I'm surprised you haven't seen this, we've been laughing at this for years.
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>>93783236
IMMORTAL RUR
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>>93783256
the old sith empire has to be canon one way or another, the jedi and sith just didnt pop out of nothing.

the sith rule of two is canon still isnt it?
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>>93783176
>he hasn't seen the Darth Vegas thing
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>>93783287
It's explicitly mentioned in TPM, so yes. The events that caused it aren't, though.
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>>93783287
The old Sith Empire is still canon, though the particulars haven't been defined. We know that the Sith did rule thousands of years before the movies and the Sith getting wiped out was what led Bane to start the Rule of Two.

Hell, this is the entire reason the Sith want revenge.
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>>93783176
You're right he's a retard who doesn't know anything, he was actually asked this point blank at Celebration. See >>93783268
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"May the force be with you...always."

>Now...fulfill your destiny- Optional
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>>93783268
Oh wow, I'd forgotten all about the staff
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>>93783264
I know right?
>Movie theaters
>swimming pools
>three shopping floors
>laser tag arenas
>restaurants out the ass including small cart street food and sit down theaters
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>>93783268
>all the top comments criticise JJ and TFA for being an ignorant unoriginal pile of crap
I'm crying tears of joy. At last, a place other than /swco/ that understanda Star Wars. I'm surprised it's a youtube comments section if all places, I'd expect it to be filled with TFA-praising normies like everywhere, but oh well.
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>>93782168
She goes with him and buys him drinks.
She gets him drunk enough to agree to a threesome, and then brings him home where I have my way with both of them, ravaging his boyhole, turning his smug face into a fuck-drunk ahegao as he falls in love with my cock.
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>>93783553
wow gay dude, you're not even gonna suck his dick? fuckin homo
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Which did the theft of the Death Star plans better, canon or legends?
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>>93783793
I don't like Rogue One very much but it was certainly the best iteration, I just think it could have been handled a lot better
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>>93783793
Canon
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>>93783793
Canon, IMO. Grabbing them all at once makes more sense than breaking them up into 10 chunks and hoping none of them get caught and leaving the Rebels with incomplete plans. They way it was handled in Legends really shits all over the ISB.
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>>93783793
Can't compete with a movie bra.
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>>93783827
>Grabbing them all at once makes more sense than breaking them up into 10 chunks and hoping none of them get caught and leaving the Rebels with incomplete plans. They way it was handled in Legends really shits all over the ISB.
The sad part is it wasn't even meant to be done in pieces, that's just the best explanation anyone could come up with for why there were several completely contradictory accounts of the plans being stolen.
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>>93783793
Canon

Legends was a clusterfuck about the plans being stolen

http://eleven-thirtyeight.com/2014/12/the-expanded-universe-explains-vol-x-the-death-star-plans/
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>>93783859
I like how John Knoll asked Pablo if the story of the plans being stolen had been done and the response was basically "a dozen times and they were all completely different, don't worry about it"
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>>93783859
I still maintain that Kyle Katarn grabbed them, above all else.
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I think I want to fuck a Rodian woman. Is this natural?
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>>93783917
I maintain you're a EUfagging shitlord.
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>>93783940
Not that weird, my sister wants to fuck an Ewok.
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>>93783965
Nigga I just want Kyle back.
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>>93783965
cant believe this is the first time I've seen eufag used as a verb, bravo anon
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>>93784027
Dark greetings.
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>>93783793
I think it makes more sense for the plans to be a bunch of different parts.
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>>93784025
well then I got good news because he is, and he's even got Jan Ors with him
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>>93784058
But will we get a doom clone with him eventually followed by a game with good lightsaber combat?
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>>93784102
Not with EA having the rights.
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>>93784025
I want the entirety of Sith history back. Your wants are as shallow and meaningless as Katarn's character.
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>>93784058
Kanan is almost, but not quite Kyle, and Hera is a lot more than Jan was in legends.

>>93784102
IIRC, the gunplay is a lot better than the swordplay, and neither JO or JA got it right after.
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>>93784134
Oh well you look like a Kowakian monkey lizard.
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>>93784212
the main difference between Kyle and Kanan is that Kanan is Canon
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>>93784223
A hateful racist, you are.
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>>93784298
Also Kanan is blind.
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>>93783793
Canon, but the Kyle Katarn version of events in Legends is a close second.
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>>93784298
Long may he reign.
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>>93784384
>tfw kanan will never live happily ever after with his mommyfu and has to deal with a twilek slut 4 entire years younger than he is
:<
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>>93784212
If Jedi Academy had "wrong" swordplay, I don't want to be right.
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>>93784470
I'm talking about the gunplay. It's fun as fuck to shoot shit in DF/DFII.
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>>93784504
oh, ok

then I totally agree with you.
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>>93784460
>tfw Kanan will never score and will die a virgin.
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>>93784460
>>93784534
He likes 'em younger anyway.
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>>93784592
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>>93784504
>>93784212
>>93784025
I also just want Kyle to be canon again
The Dark Force/Jedi Knight games pretty much formed the backbone of my early game library and fuel for my Star Wars boner.

While the writing was fun, the level designs really were pretty dang good too.
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>>93784615
What, did you want to see this, Krennic?
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A very late partial Catalyst review.

Love
>company/department name drops that Luceno is famous for.
>the much better depiction of Krennic's schemes to attain power.
>the plotting between Krennic, Amedda, and Tarkin for Sheev's favor.
>the in depth realistic specifics of worlds being stripmined for ores and the illegality of such operations vis-a-vis "Legacy" worlds.

Hate
>Lyra was a whore in her youth.
>Krennic grabs Galen's biceps like 3 times in the novel.
>Galen took literal years to get on board with the program, YEARS for Krennic to drag out his plan with Amedda watching on.
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>>93784534
Kanan's not a virgin, he's probably gotten the most pussy and dick for that matterin the entire franchise, EU or canon
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>>93784673
>those dislikes

At any rate, it's a good book. It sets up Krennic and Galen so well, that Krennic is now my second favourite character in the series. I like how Krennic thinks he's fucking slick in dealing with people, and in the end, he gets fucking dumpstered.
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>>93784620
DF1 is still fun as fuck if you're in to Doom and can put up with huge pixels/setting up a MIDI mapper for better music.

DF2 is fucking amazing, and the levels even look passable if you install the "no blurry textures" mod.
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>>93784673
>Lyra is a whore
not only does she behave like a bitch, she looks like one, remember the HEMP CLOTH kimono she wears in the ROVG? she literally wears weed, and she has the attitude and appearance of a user

also before you accuse me of being krennic know that I want to be based mads millensen with that femkrennic picture that gets posted
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>>93784720
He managed to stall Tarkin for awhile, what little good that did him haha.

Krennic is probably in the top 5 master manipulators in the series.
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>>93784765
>millensen
how the fuck did I misspell mikkelsen L and N aren't even on the same row of keys
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>>93784766
You don't try to out-Tarkin tarkin, that's what happened. And he got caught. If he hadn't done it, Tarkin probably would have liked him.
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>>93784674
I couldn't blame the galaxy for that. I'd climb him like a tree. Cade Skywalker didn't get the kind of play Kanan Jarrus gets.
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>>93784803
>hera saying luv
every time
I still think she ought to have been over 30, not younger than I am ffs
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>>93784741
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>>93784803
as faggy and dumb a headcanon it is, a teenage boy that looks like this doesn't remain a virgin very long, especially not when surrounded by men, whether in the real world or in fiction
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>>93784766
>Krennic is probably in the top 5 master manipulators in the series.
He got played by Poggle of all people.
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>>93784925
Wasn't he basically a drunken manwhore before he got on the Ghost? It's practically a given he was rarely in the same bed twice.
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wouldnt stuff like star killer base fuck up the orbit of several solar systems?
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>>93784938
He got played by Has Obitt, too. So basically the only one Krennic was able to play at all was Mas Amedda- with everyone else, they either out-keikaku'd him (Poggle, Obitt, eventually Tarkin) or his plan fell apart (Galen).
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>>93784967
Yes.
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>>93784967
yeah
but DUDE DEATH STAR III LMAO
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>>93784967
No, it's cool, when Starkiller Base gets destroyed it leaves a sun behind! That star system is safe! No need to worry about it! Everything is a-okay!
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>>93784964
A girl wanted to marry him at one point before he met hera.
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>>93784964
He also apparently stuck his dick in crazy
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>>93784964
never said quite so explicitly but he was precisely the kind of lout you expect a young man in such circumstances to be

>>93785015
yeah and he ditched her because he couldn't commit after a presumed one night stand

>>93785027
hera or Sloane?
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>>93785027
One of the better lines in that season.
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>>93785043
Unclear, but he brings it up in Rebels
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can someone please buy this off me, it cost me £110 of silicon and about £20 for each prostetic eye. it's creeping me the fuck out and i regret making it but want to atleast try and make some money back. if i don't it's going in the wheelie bin

eBay item number: 112475887539


please save me from my own creation
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>>93783167
>4chan has no quality ever!
This is what newfags actually believe.
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>>93785072
oh I remember the line in Rebels, he was talking about Hera in that case expecting the ol' ball-and-chain wouldn't hear
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>>93785078
Umm, no. It's staring through my soul. I don't dig it.
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>>93785078
if you were American you could have had fun shooting it to pieces
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>>93785078
?
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>>93785043
>he was precisely the kind of lout you expect a young man in such circumstances to be
The perfect teacher for a teenage apprentice.
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>>93785078
Turn it into a full real doll and then we'll talk...
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>>93785078
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>>93785078
my sides hurt
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>>93785196
>>93785078
>be me
>see image
>"this can't be real"
>search item number
>it's _FUCKING REAL_

what the fuck my sides are in fucking orbit
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>>93785081
search your feelings
you know it to be true
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>>93785078
This needs to be the OP image of the next thread.
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>>93785078
Antz anyone?
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For those draw anon who interest taking this request

Requesting Sabine disguise as Stormtrooper but due to she only have a helmet, she have to resort to body paint as Stormtrooper.
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>>93785078
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Star-Wars-Maz-Kanata-Latex-Prop-Bust-/112475887539?hash=item1a3015d7b3

it's fucking real
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>>93785294
>Condition: Used
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>>93785294
>an item that has been previously used
USED FOR WHAT?!?!?!?
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>>93785078
>>93785294
>Condition
>Used
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>>93785294
Oh god it looks even worse from different angles.
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>>93785078
>>93785196
>>93785294
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>>93785294
>>93785328
>>93785356
>>93785329

WHEN YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH YOU SEE THE SAME EYES IN DIFFERENT PEOPLE
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>>93785394
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>>93785043
>never said quite so explicitly but he was precisely the kind of lout you expect a young man in such circumstances to be
From A New Dawn

But weeks turned to months, and months to years, and no one came to his home—or cot, or tent, or patch of spacecraft floor—to wake him and drag him away. And the young man now known as Kanan Jarrus discovered that carousing eliminated those worries entirely.
So he’d done more of the same. He’d drunk to forget. He’d brawled to let off steam. He’d taken the dangerous jobs to fund his lifestyle—and then began it all again. He wasn’t some chivalrous nomad, skulking from planet to planet doing good deeds and leaving when things got too hot. No, he left when things got dull. When the drinking money ran out, or when the bar-owner’s daughter suddenly wanted to marry him. Kanan didn’t leave because the Empire moved in: He’d stared down Imperials like Vidian before and lived. They knew he was something to ignore. No, he left because where the Empire went, fun usually died.
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>>93785394
i don't know what shes seeing but it's definitely in two seperate directions
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>>93785394
>>93785412
One eye on her bar, the other eye on the Force.
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>>93785078
>>93785196
>>93785294
>>93785394

oh fuck me my sides have entered hyperspace
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>>93785078
Buy it and timestamp your hotglue
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>>93785078
Holy fucking shit
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>>93785476
>>93785446
>>93785328
>>93785356
>>93785265

guys i'm serious, can someone people buy this off me. i'm going to loose my job, i keep waking up in the night and it stares at me. i tried hiding it in the bathroom but i forgot it was in there and walked into the bathroom in them morning and punched it
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>>93785394
Jesus fucking christ.
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>>93785511
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>>93785294
Some UK anon needs to buy this and hot glue it to make /swco/ history.
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legendary thread
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>>93785629
Haven't had this much fun since Jamarcus.
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>>93785394
It's like someone took the love child of E.T. and a mango and threw it face-first through a plate glass window.
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>>93785394
>when the force vision hits you
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>>93785409
Kanan, I don't want you to think that I'm judging you, but I'm judging you.
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>>93785078
When she gives her spiel about "the choices we make and the actions we take" I think this is exactly what she's talking about
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Otfags like /tv/ or RLM are absolutely cancer. They hate Star Wars, but will defender their position as a "true fan of the originals". But unfortunately, they're not even that. All OTfags are just TESBfags. They'll say ROTJ is garbage and foreshadowed how bad the prequels will be, or that ANH was nothing special. In fact, the only Star Wars movie they seem to enjoy outside of TESB is TFA, but that's just been recently. Outside of that, they've acted the same since it's release in 1980.

They dominate Star Wars discussion boards online. /swco/ is the only place you can talk about Lucas or the PT positively, and even then they raid the threads and act like they're being ousted for their "unique" opinion.

Worse of all is the damage its done to Star Wars. 10 years ago You either liked the PT, thought it was okay, or didn't care. Not One hated it. No one thought they raped their childhood. But bodies like RLM come along and spout the same shit day in and day out, tarnishing the PT's reputation with lies about its production, exaggerations of Lucas's control and whatnot. It's gotten so bad that introducing people to star Wars, they don't wanna see the PT cuz "they heard it was bad". It's gotten so bad, Lucas got fed up with the complaints and was a major factor in the reason he sold. It's gotten so bad, we got The Force Awakens.

Will we ever recover?
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>>93786013
People were bitching about the prequels raping their childhood since day one. All the Plinkett videos did was rekindle the flames when things had died down a few years after ROTS's release.
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>>93786013
You're the biggest newfag ever if you think OTfags didn't shit all over TPM when it first hit theaters. PT hate has been a Thing much longer than RLM's even existed.
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>>93786013
>implying ESB isn't the best

wrong
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>>93786013
If I execute JJ will he become a martyr?
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I'm near the end of Catalyst.

Krennic really loved Galen.
Hot Damn.
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>>93786165
I'd tell you that there's only one way to find out, but that might make me an accessory, so I won't do that.
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>>93786236
>Krennic really loved galen

Yeah he anime screamed it at the sky. He just wanted best waifu Galen
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>>93786236
Now you may meme with us
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>>93786236
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>>93786236
Relevant
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>>93786461
Counterpoint
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>>93786474
you will delete this immediately.
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Podracing game with eurobeat music when?
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So what's the explanation for the Jedi Temple?
Isn't it supposed to be the Imperial Palace?
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>>93786635
Yeah, Sheev made it his home after the Jedi were gone.
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I haven't read catalyst yet, but have to do a shit load of yard work tomorrow.

Is the audio good as good as the Ahsoka one?
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>>93786708
Yes
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>>93782168
Probably shoot him dead. Just being realistic.
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>>93786673
ORDER 66 WAS A REAL ESTATE GAME
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>>93782937
Babies have motor reflexes. Put a baby's feet on The ground right after its birth ans it'll walk... Well almost walk
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>>93782937
Is that suposed to be anakin like what the hell
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>>93783268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXREsCUyPMM
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>>93787777
Yes we saw your video, you can stop advertising
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>>93786533
>super corelliabeat
Fixed that for you
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>>93787777
>>>/tv/
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>>93787777
quads=truth
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post nice remixes or covers
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>>93787992
>>>/mu/
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>>93788023
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>>93788023
star wars remixes or covers silly
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>>93788044
>aurra sing
yes
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Post Wives.
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>>93788345
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>>93788366
Go away Krennic.
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>this thread
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So, when did the budget for TCW go up? I remember it being a specific episode where everything starts looking better.
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>>93788531
Roughly around Season 3 was when the budget got bumped up.
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>>93788591
I forgot how rough Season 1 looked.
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>>93788641
This episode is rough as hell, like, it stands out how bad it looks.
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>>93788641
>>93788679
We got so spoiled after Lucas started dumping serious bucks into it that now we're so discerning it's aggravating when something produced now can't measure up.
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>>93785078
Wahat the fuckd?
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>>93788679
IIRC that was actually one of the first episodes they ever produced. And to be completely fair, that was just about the pinnacle of cartoon CGI in 2008. It was just about what everyone expected from a Star Wars CGI cartoon.

What TCW was in Season 3-6 was quality that we never deserved nor expected, and not something any company would usually be okay with funding. Lucas's intention was to bring movie-quality animation to the small screen, and honestly I think he succeeded.

It's a damn shame that there are still people that only think of the 2008 movie/Season 1 when it comes to TCW.
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>>93789150
Rookies was right before it, and looked far better. it's just funky
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>>93782727
>neither of these actually say 'plagueis is not snoke'
PATHWAY
TO
MANY
ABILITIES
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>>93784212
> Kanan is almost, but not quite Kyle,

That's good. Kyle was a broken character once the Valley of the Jedi Force Nexus on/off switch was made a thing. It's an inseperable part of his character that makes no sense whatsoever when concerning the Force.
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>>93785511
I think Maz is trying to tell you a story, anon. It might help to sit and listen.
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>>93788806
yea
it's unfair to compare rebels to s3-6 TCW because georgie was dumping a lot of money
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>>93786059
>>93786057
You're misremembering the past, the prequels were generally well-received with the most criticisms generally levelled by flagging comedians grasping for low-hanging fruit. Kids enjoyed em, adults enjoyed em, critics enjoyed em, fans enjoyed em, normies enjoyed em, the only triggered people were EUfags whose canon had been undone by their existence. Even ESBfags, whose edginess knows no bounds, appreciated the prequels' darker tone at the time. But it was only after the normalization of the hatred by traditional comedy outlets (The Simpsons, the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, etc) did prudish pedantic pissants with a bee in their bonnet start pretending like the prequels were some crime against humanity and RLM burst onto the scene to codify their irrational hatred. YouTube ecelebs made prequel hate a NECESSITY for one's "nerd cred." It is ironic that most EUfags flock to them because Plinkett and Mike despise legends content, being ESBfags through and through, who spurn ANH and revile ROTJ.

tl;dr if you hate most canon star wars content you aren't a fan
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>>93789200
Rookies was produced later than that episode

The episodes didn't air in production order
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>>93788345
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>>93790772
isn't yendor actually a husband tho

with a wife and kids
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>>93790772
Why is he such a bitch boy?
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>>93790132
Bitch nigger, I was fucking there. You don't get to tell me what I do or don't fucking remember. I spent 3 goddamn days and nights camped outside the theater to buy advanced tickets for TPM with literally five hundred people who, like me, carried the hope that our patience with George Lucas would be rewarded with a triumph of filmmaking and a return of the franchise to the zeitgeist of the modern; what we got was horseshit pretending to be Star Wars, and the horseshit DIDN'T STOP THERE. No one in the crowd for my showing that was over the age of 20 liked TPM, and that was long before RLM came around. We hated TPM long before the canon wipe, because it was a bad movie wearing a franchise name it couldn't live up to.

tl;dr It was generally well-received by ignorant children wowed by flashing lights and utterly uncaring about quality of story or presentation.
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>>93788044
Sheev's got a fever, and the only prescription is MOAR COWBELL!
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>>93790969
>No one in the crowd for my showing that was over the age of 20 liked TPM
>brings maturity into it
ah, you're one of THOSE people
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>>93790969
>zeitgeist
AHAHAHAHAH you pretentious fucking loser, I've never seen a more meaningless post devoid of substance and more filled with salt in my life
http://www.friesian.com/starwars.htm
I'm going to keep posting this link until prequel haters off themselves from embarrassment
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>>93791086
Yes, it's a struggle being blessed with discerning taste and individuality. You don't have to worry about that, though, a smooth brain doesn't go away.
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>>93791152
>worshipping bad films out of sad devotion
Not even once.
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>>93790809
Because he loves the attention.
>>93790807
Maybe in canon, but not in my heart.
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>>93791164
>“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.” ― C.S. Lewis

>"Star Wars is for twelve year olds." ― George Lucas
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Why do people here think that the writer for KOTOR 2 hates Star Wars?
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>>93791187
>sad devotion
oh you're that impaboo roleplayer, here's your last (you) from me fag

>>93791228
because Chris Avellone hates Star Wars, see >>93791213
to him scifi is supposed to be more like Arthur C Clarke or Isaac Asimov
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>>93791248
How is that hating Star Wars?
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When did you realize that The Phantom Menace is actually pretty good?
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Psshh........Post Star Destroyers
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>>93791274
He fundamentally hated the black and white morality of Star Wars and the supernaturality of the Force, and used Kreia as his mouthpiece to bitch about it like a fedoratipper. It's not even something he denies, he's gone on record about it.
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>>93791341
I'm still not seeing any issues here.
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>>93791328
Are Dreadnaughts good too?
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>>93791213
This man lies more with every interview they trot him out for. ANH was never meant for 12 year-olds and that aim in the OT films didn't change until ROTJ. Revisionist history only works when everyone who remembers is dead.
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>>93791370
That's because you fundamentally hate Star Wars and don't belong in the thread discussing Star Wars.

>In part, Kreia was supposed to be aspects of Ravel that I didn’t have time for in Planescape: Torment. Also, as much as the nature of the Force frustrated me in some respects, Kreia was the personification of that frustration – the fact that some arbitrary force would feel the need to “correct’ the human species at times with mass slaughter in Episodes 1 through 3, and the hypocrisy of the Jedi that took place in IV and V. I’ve never really forgiven Ben Kenobi for his lies in Episodes IV and V, and Kreia definitely echoes that.
>Her one redeeming feature is that for a (former) Sith Lord, she loves the player and what he/she represents. She sees in the player a chance to turn away from predestination and destroy that which binds all things, giving the galaxy back its freedom.
Good bye Flash Gordon hello Friedrich Nietzsche.
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>>93791396
Harrower is my husbando. Such a delicious design.

Here's a not canon dreadnought that isn't even close to as sexy.
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>>93791396
Yes. All wedges are welcome.
>>93791422
Hey now, Dreadnoughts maybe not as sexy as a good wedge, but they are hot too.
>>
at first I wasn't that excited to see Kylo again in The Last Jedi but then I rewatched the trailer and THAT BOI GOT THE SITH EYES. THAT MEANS HE'S GONNA BE 'MURDER A ROOM FULL OF CHILDREN' TIER EVIL. THIS IS THE VILLAIN WE NEED FOR THE MIDDLE MOVIE.

>we might have something as dramatic as Sithed-out RoTS Anakin in the next movie

Sured he'll probably get redeemed in the 9th movie but its reassuring to see Kylo with the Sith eyes, which tells us that he is so far down that path that he it will take something huge to bring him back My dudes what if they get hayden christensen to come back and play prequel anakin as a force ghost that has a long dialogue with Kylo about the folly of the Dark Side ans how it will only lead to Kylo destroying himself

or maybe my hopes are too high for a mouse movie

still hyped
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>>93791522
Nah, if you look closely, it's just his saber reflected in his eyes.

Which is actually pretty kino on its own.
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>>93791587
son of a bitch
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>>93788345
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Who is the best new canon character?

Who is the worst?
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>>93782937
It's because humans are born relatively prematurely compared to other mammals. If we were born any later, our heads would be literally too big to fit through the birth canal.
The average 2 year old is probably closer to what other mammals are born at.
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>>93791851
Aphra

Also Aphra
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>>93791851
Kanan

Aphra
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>>93791851
Me

You
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>>93791228
>>93791248
Avelleon's real issue with SW was the EU at that point. It was constant Sith vs Jedi and then he hit the movies and by that point his head was spinning. But people forget KOTOR 2 is a reconstructive story not a deconstruction.
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>>93791851
I like Rex but I guess he was both part of the old canon and also an amalgamation of at least two other clones from the cartoon and comics that came before him.

I liked Aphra more when she was just Vader's sidekick. Now that she's doing her own thing she's boring.
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>>93791328
>pic

>>93791851
Best = Sabine
Wore = Aphra
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>>93791787
Star Destroyers in the clouds is becoming a thing for me.
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>>93792187
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>>93791851
Bendu

Aphra
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>>93784925
hate to be that guy but
sauce ?
what comics is this from ?
google is pointing on this thread so thats not helpfull
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>>93788345
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>>93791589
If Tarkin and Krennic are on there watching the death star get completed, shouldn't it be the other way round?
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>>93791397
Maybe prove you're not lieing and post a source
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>>93792219
The comic is literally named Kanan
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>>93792235
They were on Executrix the first scene they're shown together. The second time they're on the Death Star, when Tarkin proposes the weapons test.
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>>93792262
cool thank you
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>>93791878
>>93791983
>>93792118
>>93792123
>>93792204
Why all the Aphra hate?
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>>93792357
The first one wasn't hate
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>>93792357
Bad concept
Bad character
Special snowflake
Is everywhere everyone else happens to be just because
Waifufags
Edgelord droids
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>>93792357
She just isn't that interesting when trying to carry her own book. She's better as a side character, but they keep trying to push her. She's shown up in most of the major star wars comic "Events" and has always been the least interesting parts about them.
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>>93792357
I like Aphra a lot to be honest, she's not nearly as bad as people claim.

When I see shit like >>93792383 I am convinced that the people who hate on her haven't actually read the comics.

She's not perfect, but she's far from bad.
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>>93791401
>Avellone thinks creating wounds in the Force will end up killing the Force when in reality they would just deafen people to it since they're just the weight of suffering given "form"

>Avellone doesn't realize that the Force is not just the energy of life, but the very law and makeup of the universe and thus cannot be erased or denied - while everyone indeed has free will over their choices and stations in life, said free will will always somehow figure into the grand designs of the Force

>Avellone wanted to turn the Star Wars universe into one of perpetual suffering that its people will either have to submit to or individually rise up from and wield said suffering as a tool towards their own ends, where only the truly great will use the Force to even greater ends so long as they serve the individual

It sounds interesting on paper, but then you realize that Avellone wanted to turn Star Wars into the real world and it just becomes boring
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>>93792383
You forgot "Looks like a Tumblr OC", "Talked shit in front of the Emperor and lived", and your favourite, "Mary Sue"
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>This will never happen in episodes 8 or 9

Why even bother?
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>>93792471
And none of the three of those are deniable. Bad character is bad.
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>>93792485
>No NR SSD going against FO SSD

Slice my wrists already
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>>93792618
I was really hoping the Republic would have some capital ships but it looks like all they've got are more or the stupid medical frigates that made me want to snap the disk in Rogue Squadron 2.
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Apparently jeffrey dahmer idolised the emperor and even wore contact lenses to look like him
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>>93792485
>>93792618
I really miss the battlecruisers, dreadnoughts and super star destroyers from the EU. They really downsized the Empire. One thing I hate about the new cnaon
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*giggles* Give up you pathetic manchildren~ XD
This is """"OUR"""" franchise now :')
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>>93792591
Confirmed for never having read the comics.

>Looks like a Tumblr OC
She looks like your average pilot/rogue, with the same kind of clothes someone like Han Solo would have. Nothing about her design stands out, with the sole exception of the circuitry tattoo, which makes sense in the context of her droid speciality and work for Droid Gotra.

>Talked shit in front of the Emperor and lived
You insult Sheev if you think he didn't know where it all was going. Letting Aphra talk her own way into the airlock is much more poetic and true to Sheev's character than bluntly executing people on the spot for every little thing they say.

>Mary Sue
Aphra is flawed, fucks up on every step, and ends up being hated by every other character she interacts with. She is as far from a Mary Sue as you can possibly get.
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>>93793089
Uhm, are you telling me there are actual 'boys' who still play with these dolls? Pathetic... *sucks chad's dick*
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>>93792383
>buzzwords & memes
If she's a bad character tell me like a normal person so we can have a discussion because you sound like a guy trying to start an argument.
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>>93793089
Why is Sabine so brown?
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>>93784534
>Implying Kanan and Hera didn't knock boots like crazy, and now they're like a married couple who fuck like rabbits when the kids are away
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>>93793425
Her voice actress is fairly brown
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>>93793111
>>93793089
You are my favorite shitposter. The others don't appreciate these posts like I do.

Also have the Jans given up trying to purge this guy?
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>>93793425
That's just Ezra rubbing off on her.
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>>93781725
Speaking of totally original names
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>>93793935
OY VOSSK
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>>93793089
MODS!!!!!!
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>>93793935
>Nick is a human, so they just made another human and named him Rick, unoriginal hacks
I mean, I get what you're saying, but it's not unreasonable for two names to be really similar.
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>>93794032
Patience, anon.

ISB has long since been monitoring activity here. The appropriate measures will soon be taken.
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>>93793421
But anon, how would he be able to do that, when that requires actually having real argumentation and actually reading the comics?
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>>93784460
Hera is 26??
Holy shit, she looks like shit.
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>>93786461
I just noticed Galen Erso is in the background of every crevice in that picture.
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>>93793595
They did that. Then they stopped. This is already known.
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>>93793096
She's an ethnic female with plot armor thicker than what Sabine actually has to wear to be as bulletproof. Tumblr made her.

NO ONE before her or since has ever been glib with Palpatine whose last name wasn't 'Skywalker'. And being pitched out the airlock was obviously her plan, because she conveniently already had her droids there to save her. Vader and Palps outmaneuvered by stronk womyn!

Her so-called consequences aren't even consequences, since if they were that bad she' already be rancor feed. A consequence without actual impact is just a distraction from how huge a Sue she is, and it's apparently enough to fool your dumb ass. Boo hoo nobody likes me; yet no one hates me enough to shoot me in the fucking face. Consequences, huh? NO ONE ELSE could fuck up so much, so often, and not die, except for a fucking Mary Sue.
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>>93794716
>thinking people will fall for your inane rambling
>unironically using the term Tumblr to describe a character
If you're going to bait, at least pretend to understand the character because calling her Tumblr and saying no consequences is a red flag you dont know anything about Aphra
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>>93785078

holy shit
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>>93794941
>I can't actually refute any point stated
>Better resort to ad hominem fallacies to get in the last word
Thanks for playing.
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93795055
Listen, we all know you haven't read the comics, so I'm not even gonna bother giving you the (you), just read the damn comic. Seriously just google read comics online and then read the comics you ignorant retard
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Why is Sabine so shit?
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>>93794716
>the mere fact of a character being non-white non-male makes it Tumblr
wew lad

>NO ONE before her or since has ever been glib with Palpatine whose last name wasn't 'Skywalker'
She never says anything targeted at the Emperor himself, so why the fuck would he care? She came to him with information that he deemed useful, and only spoke highly of him. Sheev has no reason to be triggered by her, unlike you.

>And being pitched out the airlock was obviously her plan, because she conveniently already had her droids there to save her. Vader and Palps outmaneuvered by stronk womyn!
>Her so-called consequences aren't even consequences, since if they were that bad she' already be rancor feed. A consequence without actual impact is just a distraction from how huge a Sue she is, and it's apparently enough to fool your dumb ass. Boo hoo nobody likes me; yet no one hates me enough to shoot me in the fucking face. Consequences, huh? NO ONE ELSE could fuck up so much, so often, and not die, except for a fucking Mary Sue.
Wow, it's almost like she is a protagonist whose story isn't over yet or something. The droids are a ticking bomb who make no secret of their dream to overcome their programming and torture her to death, and the Wookiee only tolerates her because she owes him money and a favor, and his patience is running out, as he already left her on her own at Rur's citadel when things got hot. Sooner or later it's going to bite her in the ass. And she has another meeting with Vader planned later in the run. See how that goes before jumping to conclusions.
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>>93792896
>>93792756
>>93792618
Empire has and continues to get a lot of intermediate designs, and there are a lot of as yet unseen Rebel/Resistance/NR ships such as the Starhawk to say nothing of additional Mon Cal types plus a bunch of nameless background ships in the comics
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>>93793899
I wish they'd get rid of him he's way worse than the usual baiters, namefagging for nothing other than shitposting purposes is the worst, the only reason cAnon got away with it and JT didn't was because cAnon actually contributed to the thread while JT (and this guy, who is likely the same person) are just attention whoring newfags
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>>93795577
>they're getting fed up with her and they'll TOTALLY bit her in the ass next time guys
I don't even hate aphra that much but even you've gotta admit that's a weak argument
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>>93795701
I'm pretty sure I saw the writer saying that 0-0-0 and BT are a ticking bomb that is waiting to blow in Aphra's face in an interview.
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Friendly reminder that once the NuEU gets as big as the EU, there WILL be inconsistencies.

The Lost Stars Scarif thing and Sizes are just the beginning.
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*Sixes
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>>93795869
>Lost Stars Scarif
How was this explained, remind me?
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>>93795869
Keep crying EUfag

There's a big difference between having an overseeing creative team, and not having one.

Even if there are small inconsistencies, it will NEVER be the clusterfuck of the EU, with contradictions out the ass, and multiple conflicting origin stories.
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>>93795931
It was never a problem in the first place. Ciena doesn't mention anything about the Battle of Scarif in regards to the capture of the DS Plans (maybe because she was just one of thousands of Officers, and wasn't going to be involved in any combat? Or maybe because the Battle was literally over by the time Vader arrived?

Anyways, morons jumped onto the "HURR NON CANON" shitpost train.
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>>93795917
>Sixes
Apparently typo's count as Canon inconsistencies now? Nice try.
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>>93795869
>implying that new canon will ever be as bad as 50 different stories as to how the death star plans ended up with the rebels
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>>93795869
There's a difference between
>shit I guess male twi'leks actually can have cone ears
and
>fuck looks like we completely got the Clone Wars wrong, crap why did you write that guy into dying when he was clearly alive afterwards in this movie? I guess it was a clone or something.
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Apparently the spider-walkers from TFA return in the big battle in TLJ
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>>93796024
But each one of those stories was interesting and fun.
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>>93796024
What's wrong with the plans being in pieces?
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>>93796121
>each one was interesting and fun

you seem to forget that everything in the EU tried to outdo eachother. See: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luke_Skywalker/Legends#Force_powers
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>>93796116
These things?
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>>93795931
It didn't need to be explained because it wasn't an issue.
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>>93796174
no, these things thank god
they may have more legs
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>>93796151
?
What's wrong with Luke not being a failure?
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>>93796116
Thank god for that. It's an odd design but I really kinda like it. At the very least it deserves better than about five seconds of screentime stuck in the background.
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>>93796151
Luke's pretty much the pinacle of the Jedi, I don't see what's wrong with most of this.
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>>93796046
>shit I guess male twi'leks actually can have cone ears
Wait, what? When did this happen?
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>>93796264
Lost Stars manga.
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>>93796187
>>93796231
OK, I much rather have these things in the film over abortion AT-AT. Why does almost everything in ST look so bad?
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>>93796288
It's the "almost OT, but not quite" designs of everything.
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>>93796288
The boats, finalizer, Kylo's ship, new Resistance bombers, x-wings and gorilla walkers are pretty neat
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>>93796278
>considering a manga adaptation a credible source
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>>93796278
I feel like the manga isn't really canon, but Lost Stars itself is. I think since it's an adaptation, it follows the same rules as novelizations of SW films - if it directly contradicts anything in the franchise, then the original takes precedence.
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>>93796335
>>93796355
Can't wait to see the manga take on Lords of the Sith
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>>93796335
>not using the Sheev version
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>>93796327
I would like the Resurgents more if they didn't give it a stupid underbite.

It's pretty good otherwise but jesus christ that underbite....
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>>93796327
nah
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>>93796136
Aside from the fact that it's ridiculous by itself (why would the plans be stored in that way?), it was never any author's intention, but rather an obvious stretch made to desperately maintain the then-existing ""canon"" afloat.

>>93796380
>not using the Han version
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>>93788531
The look improved with the experience the team had.

>>93788641
This was literally the second episode ever produced. The first, third and fourth are the Rotta the Hutt parts of the movie. I assume the movie got redone at a later point for a Kino-release.
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>FLAT
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>>93796434
Don't respond, they think all of Lukes powers in the EU are justified

they're either the EUDF or they're shitposting.
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>>93796434
>why would the plans be stored that way
To make sure that it would be harder for the Rebels (or anyone) to get the entire plans.
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>>93796479
>EUDF
What does this stand for?
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>>93796417
the barracuda prow isn't actually that bad, the issue is that the only camera angles you see of it in the movie exaggerate it due to perspective, massively ruining the entire design

so LITERALLY JJ abrams fault
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>>93796479
>all
liar
see
>>93796244
>most
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>>93796469
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>>93796558
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>>93796530
Expanded Universe Defense Force
easier and more obvious shorthand than Alliance to Restore the Expanded Universe

>>93796495
that's stupid especially because the hubris of the empire not even expecting an attack is a major plot point in every movie they appear in

>>93796546
being a great and powerful force user is different from being literally beyond god mode
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>>93796460
The difference is less an experience one, and more a "it looks like they forgot to smooth things out and add in the detail layers" difference
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>>93796570
delet this
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>>93796469
>>93796570
>Sabine
>Flat
>a bad thing

Eat shit
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>>93796479
>all
liar
see
>>93796244
>most>>93796578
>being a great and powerful force user is different from being literally beyond god mode
What does this have to do with me correcting your strawman.
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>>93796638
you don't see what's wrong with EU power creep? if that's the case, I think you're on the wrong board
>>>/a/
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>>93794716
I'm with you but this is comic county here, no wonder they accept this as storytelling.
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>>93796691
Is it really power creep if he still gets out of tight spots in ways other than kamehamehas even in the late EU?
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>>93796531
I like the base shape of it, very Assertor/Belator like, but my autism simply doesn't let me get past the underbite,

Which sucks cause it's literally the only capital ship in the movie.
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>>93796727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4pMQv46vz4
yes
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>>93796783
>it takes four and a half minutes for him to go Super Sayian 3
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>>93796838
imagine reading a novel that consisted more or less of just that scene extended across 400 pages

now imagine there are 20 of those novels

you have post ROTJ EU
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>>93796602
>>93796615
Flat chest, flat character.
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>>93796882
But that's a lie?
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>>93796888
Get off the holonet, Seventh Sister. Ezra will never have even 1/10th of the interest he has in Sabine.
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>>93796882
I must have missed that scene in the Thrawn Trilogy.
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>>93796900
>doesn't know about Force Shrink
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Art_of_the_Small
someone post the compilation
also there's Force Embiggen
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>>93796888
as oppose to a Grey Jedi who tried to run from every problem and was too thick to understand what Kanan was trying to teach him until everyone was going to die?

Ezra is just a welfare copy of Anakin, down to the whole "because I embrace the Sith powers, I too can be overpowered and correct if I yell enough."
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TWI'LEK DRAG QUEENS ARE
R
E
A
L
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>>93796949
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>>93796946
Luke didn't but that clone jedi fag Jew Sabbath or whatever was pulling bullshit force powers out if his ass
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>>93796983
http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/bigger-luke
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>>93796959
>male ears
>female eyebrows
Who is this supposed to be?!
PABLOOOOO FIX THIS
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>>93796959
Just because he has a lekku bra on, it doesn't mean he's crossdressing

Maybe as an old man he needs one to stop his lekku from dragging
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>>93796943
Doesn't matter. Sabine will never have even 1/10th the amount of Loth-rat dick Seventh Sister got.
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>>93796955
>Grey Jedi
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>>93797021
What the fuck am I reading
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>>93796278
Wait, can you see the trap twi'slut ears?
I never saw him without the helmet.
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>>93796955
>Grey Jedi
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>>93797097
that's because Sabine already had 10/10ths of it
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>>93797021
This is the most autistic and retarded thing I've ever seen.
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>>93797151
I've seen worse spawned from this general
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>>93797176
I've seen worse in this very thread, at least this kind of autism is funny
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>>93797151
It's a parody of autism, you sperg
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>>93797131
>>93797143
>Does bad things
>just doesnt kill people
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>>93796959
I fucking hate these droids and the wookiee
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>>93797203
Jedi kill all the time
Killing is not seen as inherently Light or Dark

Grey Jedi just means you're allowed to take some things personally and take personal instead of distributed responsibility for your feelings.
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>>93796187
>>93796231
much prefer these to the gorilla walkers to be honest
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>>93797242
>I'm a Grey Jew, I don't believe in God or read the Talmud, but I eat kosher food and commit usury!
>I'm a Grey Congressman, I wasn't elected and I don't legislate, but I wear a suit and make controversial political statements!
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>>93797427
Grey Jews do exist
They're just called "non-practicing". A majority of Western Jews are like that.
Like Seinfield
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>>93797144
Get off the HoloNet Sabine, we all know you're currently masturbating to pictures of Ezra and will spend the evening in your room, alone and crying your eyes out.
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>>93796116
Do you have a source on this by the way?

Really want some giant spider mech action in my star wars.
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>>93797461
those are called "atheists" anon
>>
Is this correct regarding Jedi policy on killing?

It's okay to kill someone who is armed and an immediate danger, but it is not good to kill someone who is unarmed.
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>>93797561
Obi-Wan cut off that one guy's arm without much provocation.

He didn't die (as far as we saw) but I'm pretty sure limb removal counts as "assault with deadly force"
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>>93797461
Are you a member of the Synagogue of Anti-Semites by any chance?

>>93797561
>"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense - never for attack." - Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back, 1980
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>>93797606
Uses the Force, maybe
But they also carry shiny laserswords
You don't need to use the Force to fuck people up
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>>93797487
But it's the other way around.
>>
APATHY IS DEATH
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>>93797561
Kill only if given no choice, and even then you make it as quick as possible. Anything that can prolong a person's death is frowned upon.

Decapitating someone is bad, but is not treated as bad as bisecting or dismembering your foe.
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>>93797887
Wouldn't decapitation be the best way to kill someone if the goal is to make it as quick as possible?
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>>93797711
>crush from 3 years ago
Sabine please. He has moved on from his silly crush after he realized you're nothing but a smelly brat and that your breasts will never get any bigger.
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>>93797631
>implying using the force doesn't extend to the weapon specifically for Jedi

If it was that easy to use it, and everyone could, why isn't Tarkin carrying a lightsaber?
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>>93798235
Everyone CAN use a lightsaber.
Don't make post that stupid comic page.

Even in TCW, non-Force Users have used lightsabers. Like that prostitute that Ahsoka chased for a bit.

It's just that only Force users can use a lightsaber and stand up to a blaster wielder
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>>93798235
>implying a grand moff needs to resort to using a laser sword
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>>93798201
Ezra can continue to be a turbofag all he wants then. This is Nu-Star Wars afterall, I wouldnt be surprised if Ezra handled his lightsaber too much and became completely hypnotized by its shape and handling and craved cock for the rest of his life.
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>Girls that got Loth-rat dick
Hera, Seventh Sister, Mon Mothma, Gold 3, Ursa Wren
>Girls that didn't get Loth-rat dick yet
Pryce
>Girls that will never get Loth-rat dick
Sabine, Tua
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>>93798201
For the last time, get off the holonet, SS
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>>93798056
Actually, I made a mistake. When it comes to dispatching a foe with a saber, the proper targets (from best to worst are):

Simple scratch > poke through the chest > cut through the weapon > cut off the hand holding the weapon > cut off the arm holding the weapon > cut off an unarmed arm/leg > cutting through multiple limbs* > decapitation* > bisection*

The ones marked with a * dictate forbidden moves that should be avoided at all costs whenever possible.
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>>93798275
What I'm saying is, would you be good with it? As good as a Jedi is?

No. Not without practice, and a good teacher, or years to learn.
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>>93798356
No of course not.

I'm just saying using a Lightsaber to fuck someone up is not the same as using the Force on them.

Look at Grievious
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>>93798354
>second best option is to kill them
>even better than disarming
What?
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What if Grievous has 4 Inquisitor lightsabers instead of his normal ones?
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>>93798354
you ought to be very specific with your "pokes" anon, if you're stabbed through the heart you'll never notice but stabbing in the gut would be about as fun as evisceration and a lightsaber cooking your lung would probably be the most painful thing possible behind scaphism or ball crushing
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Will there be a new Forces of Destiny today?
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>>93798447
He'd suck in Obi-Wan and kill him easily.
Really, if only they had spinning technology then.
Then the CIS would have won
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>>93798321
Even if Sabine gets together with him she will eventually find that tattoo on his left buttcheek that says 'Seventh Sister was here'.
There's also the one on the right cheek that say 'Hera was here too'.
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>>93798431
The literal explanation is 'proof that you are in control of the blade, and the force is controlling you'. I kid you not.
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>>93798447
With his hands being able to spin, he can now spin them at double the normal speed, or four times as fast as with a normal saber seeing as it has two blades. He'd definitely be deadly, but I think he'd have a good chance of maiming himself as well.
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>>93798477
>Seventh Sister
>not a flaming corpse on Malachor
get fucked
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>>93798487
>To simply stab someone shows better control than skillfully taking your time to disarm your opponent without causing excessive harm
No wonder Anakin saw the Jedi as evil.
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>>93798447
>>93798465
>>93798490
I'm still annoyed that the Grievous we saw in RotS was such a goofball compared to the one in Genndywars.

Like, his schtick in Genndywars makes sense from the canon we knew. The only way to beat a Jedi without the Force is to be unpredictable and to break their will. Scare them, intimidate them, be unpredictable.
Grievous was all about that. That 3 lightsaber fight in his opening appearance was amazing.

Then he fights on the big screen by pretending to be a bunch of fans and walking slowly at Obi-Wan.
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>>93798559
I find it interesting how the two versions differ so much.
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>ships that have an actual legitimate chance of happening:
Ezrabine

>crack ships that never happened, are not happening, and never will happen in spite of dedicated puerile fapfiction shitposting :
SSzra

no matter how many times you obnoxiously meme contrary to this, that will never make it true, it's not funny any more (as if it ever was) and is incomparably pathetic
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>>93798632
>trash is filled with greatness
What did he mean by this?
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>>93798692
Only good things are canon
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>>93798597
It's almost as though in one version, they only saw a character and made a decision based on that, and in the other, they know how they actually functioned
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>>93798559
Didn't Genndy make Grievous with very little to go on, not knowing anything about his characterization?
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>>93798597
>>93798559
you make the same mistake Genndy did of assuming the author's intent, he was designed from the get go to be a moustache twirling melodramatic villain set in space, not a SUPER DUPER SPIKY BADASS HALF-DROID HALF-DEMON HALF-ANGEL HALF-WOLF HALF-AIRPLANE HALF-HEDGEHOG WHO CAN TOTALLY KICK ALL THE JEDIS ASS AND SHRUG OFF THEIR FORCE POWERS WITH HIS SUPER SPY TECH AND FLATTEN THE ENTIRE CLONE ARMY WITH ONE SWIPE OF HIS QUADRUPLE LASER SWORDS

I find the former infinitely preferable
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>>93798447
Hands spin clockwise
Sabers spin counterclockwise
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>>93798719
Yes, he saw ROTS concept art and turned it into his deviantart donut steel instead of actually taking any input from George, who, to his credit, didn't give a shit what somebody else was doing with it
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>>93798559
>The only way to beat a Jedi without the Force is to be unpredictable and to break their will
This is the exact thing that annoys me the most about his character change. His portrayal after the cartoon makes no sense, when he's supposed to be feared, and be a formidable foe for a Jedi, to the point where he's killed a bunch of them. I wouldn't have minded him being a different character than from the cartoon, if it didn't clash so much with what he's supposed to be. Like, imagine if the best and most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy, mostly had stories where they fail at catching anything, and is often seen as a laughing stock.
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>>93798447
YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE WRATH OF GRIEVOUS NOW

NEVER
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>>93798782
sounds like an issue on your end
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>>93798730
But... His whole thing was that he killed a lot of Jedi and took their lightsabers.
Like, his first appearance was showing off his "necklace of ears"
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Theoretically, should they keep publishing new stories under the Legends brand, or is Legends better off ending where it left off?
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>>93798810
and then he goes and kills a bunch of jedi in canon in his cheating Dick Dastardly fashion
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>the only novels that's a series so far is aftermath trilogy
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>>93798820
It'll be back eventually.
Once Disney is more comfortable about their brand identity, there'll be a big RETURN OF THE EU event and there'll be a new book set in whatever time frame the EU left off on
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>>93798835
Which Jedi are those?
Reminder: Deleted scenes are not and have never been canon
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>>93798845
Timothy Zahn is making at least one more Thrawn book, and probably 2, plus there's the three loosely connected Journey to the Force Awakens novels
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>>93798881
>Timothy Zahn is making at least one more Thrawn book

Holy shit source? I am so down for that
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>>93798870
Nahdar Webb, Eeth Koth, I'm certain there were others in TCW
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>>93798904
I'm talking about the movie, mate
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>>93798922
>only the movies
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>>93798807
Well yeah, it's my opinion. Still doesn't change the fact that it clashes a lot with how he's being talked about by characters, compared to when we see him actually doing things.
If people in universe just dismissed him as this random fucker who leads the CIS army, I wouldn't give a fuck. But they talk about him like he's this formidable foe, when we've never seen him doing anything. It's the sort of shit people make fun of old Saturday morning cartoons for doing. And is you like that, fine. I just personally don't think it fits that well into Star Wars' universe.
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>>93798922
totally unimportant, as his cape was shown to have several lightsabers obtained from previous jedi kills (as said in the movie), which further invalidates your position considering not only is Genndywars non-canon, but also not "the" movie

if that's not enough for you, than perhaps film is not the right medium for you to enjoy
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>>93798632
>>ships that have an actual legitimate chance of happening but would be super boring and pointless:
>Ezrabine

>crack ships that never happened, are not happening, and never will happen but have the potential for humorous, cute, steamy, super lewd fapfictions:
SSzra
FTFY
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>>93798961
>which further invalidates your position
My position that I was disappointed by the movie when it came out?
Yeah, ok, thanks for that. You just went back in time and invalidated my emotions.
Have you thought about a career in psychiatry?
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>>93798964
while this is completely true it doesn't make the rest of my post any less true, re: ss posters are cancerous

>>93798943
>when we've never seen him doing anything.
but we do

>It's the sort of shit people make fun of old Saturday morning cartoons for doing. And is you like that, fine. I just personally don't think it fits that well into Star Wars' universe
star wars is literally a live action Saturday morning cartoon, and that's excluding the ACTUAL Saturday morning cartoons made, canon or otherwise
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>>93798997
Hi shieldgate/secret=/=illegal/why didn't they just test everyone anon

we know you're retarded, no need to prove it further
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>>93798997
Notice how the shitposter (that I now realize to be the same idiot from the past few weeks) ignores my argument refuting his point and formulates a strawman which I never even implied.
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>>93799031
You seriously think everyone who disagrees with you is the same person?
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>>93799054
It's not hard to tell who he is when he strawmans and then proceeds to not even acknowledge the argument

and the spacing. He's really fucking obvious every time
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>>93799054
A poster who has consistently made identical fallacious non-arguments about a very easy to understand movie series for children indicating some sort of developmental or socio-cognitive disability autism and moves the goalposts EVERY time he's proven wrong is, without a doubt, a samefag.
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>>93799031
>there's a single person who follows me around and dares disagree with me! You're you're him aren't you?

>>93799038
How the fuck did you refute my point?
>first introduction to Grievance
>he fights in a cool interesting way
>second appearance
>he fights by imitating a lawnmower
>feel disappointment about it

Wow, you sure proved me wrong when you explained that 10 years later, TCW has him do some cool shit.
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>>93798997
Can someone go back into the catalogue and please make a pic of this guys baiting
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>>93799080
At least he doesn't have reddit spacing like you
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>>93799151
>LE REDDIT BOOGYMAN
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>>93798782
>when he's supposed to be feared, and be a formidable foe for a Jedi

Every bit of characterization we've seen of him straight from Lucas's pen tells us that he's only really one to be feared and thought formidable by the inexperienced. He's shown to be otherwise a nuisance by more experienced Jedi, who uses strength in numbers and surprise attacks - the crudest tactics possible - to his advantage. This depiction goes more in line with Lucas's idea that the time of the Jedi and Republic was meant to be one of honor - the Separatists flew in the face of that claim.
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>>93799080
>not even acknowledge the argument
see him make a fool out of himself yet again right here: >>93799121

1. genndywars = not canon, lucas never gave it a thought because lucas is the arbiter of star wars, not genndy
2. related to above, as the characterizations were so totally different, arguably, General Grievous' first appearance was in ROTS, not genndywars, which is an entirely different fanfiction character I have dubbed "General Egregious"
3. TCW came out 3 years after ROTS you fucking retard, way to prove your complete and total ignorance yet again, go bait on /tv/ at least they're funny

anyway if you want single detail in a 2 hour movie autistically explained and shown for you, you don't know what a movie is, and you need to get your entertainment from 4000 page medical textbooks
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>>93799235
want every single detail*

again, I reiterate, this guy is literally incapable of consuming visual media, his brain simply does not function appropriately filling in implicit content unless the storyteller holds his hand and spells it out for him like an infant
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>>93799012
ss posting is harmless compared to some of the other shitposting in these threads desu.
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>>93799235
>genndywars = not canon
The Battle of Hypori is
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>>93799235
Anything subtle is lost on him, just stop arguing with him.

though, the 'WEH he was cool and then he lost! SHITTY WRITING' seems like something a five year old would say
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>>93799292
I know, compared to the idiot I'm arguing with right now (and have been arguing with for at probably a month or more by now, Jesus Christ end my pathetic life) SSposting is manna from heaven.
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So what's up with TLJ. Was I right that Snoke is The Son?
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>>93799318
so is the battle of Mon Cala and the Battle of Coruscant, but we didn't see it in 2002-2003
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>>93799356
I don't know. I haven't seen it yet since I'm not a time traveler.
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>>93799356
That's been a very old rumour.
Snoke is the Son (i.e. Maleness) and Rey is the reborn Daughter (i.e. Femininity and Light)

It's practically been confirmed behind the scenes.
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>>93799387
I figured we would have spoilers by now, we did for TFA
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>>93799380
>Battle of Coruscant
Didn't the series end on Palpatine getting kidnapped doing that battle, or am I remembering that wrong?
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>>93799407
Oh no I meant this Son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jPVUl693JU

If that actual rumor about the tree and the male/female split is true I'm kind of disappointed
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>>93799407
To be honest, I'd be okay with that, it's straight out of Lucas's lore from TCW, much better than ripping off the OT, and it feels like an appropriate step up in stakes from the OT.

I'm sure everyone will be shitposting about how bad the idea is though...
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>>93799437
That's the same one.
It's just now in the real world, he's a shrinkeled old man instead of the vibrant young man he was on Mortis
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>>93799423
genndywars did show that off near the very end of the series, and used that as an explanation for grievous' cough

but grievous only coughs because the transition from creature to cyborg is less than healthy, and the battles didn't happen exactly as seen back in 2003

>>93799356
>>93799407
>>93799437
>>93799456
I don't personally like it but I can't think of a better alternative, I could probably grow to like it if that were the case, could redeem TFA if done right
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>>93799456
But it's stupid to make it a new duo and tie it to the force tree when we already have Mortis and the OTHER brother/sister. It should just be them.

>>93799477
What you mean is they're making the idea more accessible because they know the movie-going audience didn't watch TCW and Mortis will never be referenced
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>>93799497
At the very least it explains why Snoke has intimate knowledge about Anakin
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>>93799540
Does he really though?
Or does he just lie about it to Kylo?
I mean, Kylo seems to ignore the whole redemption thing
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>>93799540
And it would explain Rey's abilities too. Can't exactly call her a Mary Sue when she is a literal deity.
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>>93799560
Well, he knows enough

>>93799570
I still don't like that though because it really makes Luke and Anakin chumps in retrospect, but whatever
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>>93790132
It was Kevin Smith
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>>93799356
I'm liking the "Snoke is Immortal Rur" bit from a few threads back, myself.
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>>93799497
>but grievous only coughs because the transition from creature to cyborg is less than healthy, and the battles didn't happen exactly as seen back in 2003
Oh, I know they retconned the cough, and of cause the battle aren't one to one, since Genndy's version was pretty exaggerated. I was just unsure if the kidnapping was actually doing the battle, or just before it started.
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On second thought maybe Rey=Daughter, and Snoke=Son could be good, hear me out -

So assume that the Mortis manifestations, were purely visual shorthand for something far beyond abstract comprehension, similar to the Christian Godhead of how the trinity are the same "being" but different "persons"; the son, the daughter, and the father are merely visual metaphors manifesting themselves for the sake of Anakin.

But Anakin is the chosen one right? He's extremely special and unfathomably powerful and influential in means beyond the apparent. What if when each aspect is killed, it's actually Anakin that's causing it, not the "crude matter" that he sees? He is forcing the Force to become material and "mortal"; Anakin is in fact the living embodiment of the Father, and by his acts on Mortis he is cleaving the Son and Daughter aspects from the Cosmic Force and forcing them to become physical; dualist Christ analogues, each desperate to become one again with their real parent - the Force itself - through their idiomatic means, the dark side of the son (snoke) through the selfish path and the light side of the daughter (rey) through the selfless path

if that were the case I might be persuaded to enjoy such a tweest
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>>93799702
It makes sense and works within the lore but everybody outside of this thread is going to hate it and rip it the fuck apart for being lame because they didn't watch TCW.
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>>93799775
Yeah, I've heard a lot of rumors suggesting the TLJ reveal will be the most fanbase splitting reveal yet, which basically screams "huge lore dump that people are going to hate"

Here at /swco/, we'll probably like it. It's TCW-originated, which fuels our /co/ntinuity boners. It's Lucas lore, and we're pretty pro-Lucas. Mortis is a mostly favorable arc.

But outside of /swco/, I can see this being misunderstood and ridiculed on the levels of Midichlorians, or worse.

And /tv/ will have a field day, ignoring where the lore originates from, and instead pointing to it as SJW propaganda because of the whole "female = good, male = bad" thing.
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>>93799855
I can already hear people from a year in the future saying the Son/Daughter reveal will make the force TOO mystical
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>>93799702
WAIT A MINUTE I'VE GOT IT
SNOKE = SKEKSIS
REY = MYSTICS
THE END OF THE ST WILL BE THEM REUNITING TO BECOME THE URSKEK FORM OF THE FORCE
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>>93799292
No. An example of harmless shitposting is "What is she, /swco/?"-posting. You see it once in the beginning of the thread, but then you never have to think about it again.

/SS/-posting is the most annoying form of shitposting here. It shows up in multiple times per thread, and it's just the same bullshit over and over again, shoehorned at every opportunity, spewing delusions that go completely against canon (now also somehow involving Hera, Mon Mothma and others. What the actual fuck?). At least these autistic discussions about shield gates and midichlorian tests and whatever can be interesting, because they have a new topic every day and involve genuine discussion of lore and stuff. I thought /SS/-posting was fun at first and even indulged in it a little, but it got so annoying, it's just pure cancer at this point.
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if you want to get in on the ground floor of contrarian click-bait, start writing an article called "Why I want my Midichlorians Back"
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>>93799702
I'll only buy it with the roles reversed, Rey as the son and Kylo as the daughter. She comes across as more selfish and self centered than him in my eyes. Plus, the screams of rage would be glorious.
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>>93800051
That would be the god tier final twist for IX where Kylo and Luke must team up to stop Rey from fucking up the force irreversibly

It would also explain the lore-reversal for Kylo, where he suggests that he feels the "call to the light". Based on what we know of the light and dark sides, that's not how it usually works. But if Kylo was resisting his literal god-given destiny, it makes sense.

Shiiieeeet
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>>93799929
SSposting is just a harmless meme, none of it is serious.
It can't be compared to the shitposters that come into the thread to deliberately wind the other posters up and cause massive arguments.
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>>93800051
you misread, Kylo has nothing to do with it, it's Rey vs Snoke, which wouldn't work because Snoke is pretty unapologetically evil and decidedly not the altruistic daughter, regardless of gender
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>>93800051
>genderswapped force reincarnations
>finn and poe actually are gay
>phasma has a dick
Do it Disney I dare you I double dare you
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>>93800051
>Rey becomes the villain
Think of the children anon
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>>93782219
If we do it'll probably be more along the lines of the Kowakian Monkey Lizard with a bomb than the Twi'leks. If it's not to avoid upsetting SJW's it's to keep it PG (which is more understandable
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>>93800148
except the two times an SSposter solicited an underaged poster for sex
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>>93800170
>Think of the children anon
It's their screams I anticipate enjoying the most, anon.
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>>93800241
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>>93800216
Did that really happen? Proof?

All I've seen recently are harmless, sometimes funny memes and playful arguments with Sabineposters.
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>>93800148
I'd rather chuckle at some autists misunderstanding (or at least pretending to misunderstand) a new plot point every time than see the same bullshit every fucking thread. And I'm starting to believe some of them are unironically convinced that Ezra had feeling for SS.
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>>93800241
Now who could be behind this post?
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>>93800155
>spoiler
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>>93800155
>spoiler
You have my attention
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>>93799411
They've been notoriously quiet about TLJ compared to where we were before TFA.
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>>93800334
Vincent Price, actually.
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>>93800329
>And I'm starting to believe some of them are unironically convinced that Ezra had feeling for SS.
Let me tell you as one of the resident SSposters none of it is serious. >>93800148
is right.
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>>93799625
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>>93800438
Alright. But I'm watching you.
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>>93800334
kek
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>>93800413
There's no need to whip up interest in TLJ, at least not a much need as for TFA, which had to drag in a new generation of viewers. Now they know we'll come when called.
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>>93800480
Like cattle to the hay?
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>>93799934
But his is what /swco/ actually believes? How is that contrarian?
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>>93800315
I don't have proof but it did happen at least once
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i remember a time when this board was hosting pure orange butt cheeks.. such times are long gone now.
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>>93800575
Yellow buttcheeks are better anyway
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>>93800575
It was your orange buttslut that started us down this shitslope, fucklord. Ahsoka was cancer from day 1 and all she's done is metastasize into the bloodstream and grow other cancers that plague the fandom even now. Fuck Ahsokafags and fuck you.
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>>93800575
We had things to look forward to then on a weekly basis
Not this life that is death which happens in hiati
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>>93800629
t. ssfag

btw rebels milfsoka is better than jailbait tcw ahsoka
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>>93800662
I liked this Ahsoka a lot more, tbvh
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>>93800622
dick sucking lips
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>>93800629
fuck you you big grey fuck
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>>93800701
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>>93800742
>even the lips are sticc
how is it possible to be such a terrible waifu
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>>93800764
Everyone in Rebels artstyle is STICC
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>>93800780
poor misguided fool
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>>93800764
>implying you wouldn't let these lips succ you dry
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>>93800315
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>>93800780
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>>93800712
You can hate the truth all you want, shitlicks, but that doesn't change the facts. Ahsoka was who started all this waifufagging bullshit that's in EVERY FUCKING THREAD; it wasn't Leia, it wasn't Padme, it was fucking Ahsoka that kicked off the post-feminist bullshit Star Wars we deal with now: trash like Sabine, /ss/, Aphra, etc etc are direct descendants of the original cancer, and that's fucking Ahsoka. She has destroyed this franchise and you live in a spreading wasteland because Filoni is a whipped hack. You wonder why there's no strength left in Star Wars? Ahsoka fucking piece of shit Tano.
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>>93800861
>yellow sabers are now restricted to temple jobbers
Feels bad
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>>93800835
Looks like a harmless quip desu.
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>>93800861
You sound a bit frustrated.
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>>93800904
Since you now have post numbers, search the archives to see what came after.
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>>93800861
give me your salt eufag, it sustains me
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>>93800832
Her lips took up half her face in TCW

She only looks "thicc" because she was THICC before
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>>93800832
I wish Ahsoka had more asian features than her like....mixed white girl/hispanic facial features
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>>93800844
Hera has NO ASS
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>Fuck, Marry, Kill

Hera, Ahsoka, Sabine
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>>93801094
>>93801094
>>93801094
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>>93801029
maybe its because shes voiced by a blonde white chick and with a name inspired by an Indian conqueror that she has Indo-European features?
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>>93801097
I WAIFU ALL THREE
I'M NOT PLAYING
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>>93800954
Doesn't find anything for me? Link?
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>>93800957
Die in a fire, you candy-assed fucks. While you fellated Filoni and TCW, he was merrily sowing the seeds of a feminist agenda with his bullshit Togruta shit character, and now we can't get off the stronk womyn bitch train while they steal the Skywalker legacy and do everything better than anyone else ever has or will do. TCW put tits on a man franchise and no one at Lucasfilm has the balls to punch cunt Kathleen, shank faggot Filoni, and save this shit from itself. Ahsoka Tano robbed Star Wars of its dignity and passed it on to every ridiculous shitty female ever since, and now you can't even make a movie without some bitch stealing the lead or not being the center of the fucking universe. You can laugh at that "The Force Is Female" shit all you want, but it's very fucking real to these whores and they're running the goddamn show, so take that as a fucking warning. It's probably already too late, the snatch lice are at the helm and have invaded the engine room, so this ship is doomed to founder and sink if someone with some testicles doesn't beat a bitch back into her fucking place and SAVE STAR WARS.
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>>93801097
This is the objective truth

Fuck Ahsoka, Marry Hera, kill Sabine.

This is the Truth
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>>93801158
I got a hefty kek from this. Keep up the good work!
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>>93801110
Ahsoka is voiced by a white girl
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