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Billboard Edition

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2017.htm

>Out this Week:
The Classic Newspaper Comics Vol. 1 (May 9th)
Screaming Citadel #1 (May 10th)

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer
https://youtu.be/zB4I68XVPzQ

>Star Wars: Rebels - The Final Season
https://youtu.be/-b7GAhnVwhA

>Battlefront 2 trailer:
https://youtu.be/Kae-JjbLsgA

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing
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>>92191718
please tell me this didn't actually happen
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>>92191738
Anons are working on making it happen. Look back a thread or two.
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Nth for smug Twi'lek boiz
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FINALLY I CAN SHARE THIS

https://youtu.be/r4fKyL4nHSk
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>>92191892
>boiz
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>>92191972
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>>92192018
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>>92192018
>>92191892
>tfw literally no twi'lek twink smut or even cheesecake
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>>92191957
I don't get it
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>>92192298
At this point I'm just gonna break down and start writing smutty fanfic about a rebel fighter squadron full of tomboys and twinks.
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>>92192424
Can one of them be a trandoshan?
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>>92191892
Sauce?
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Hi, friends. I don't know if you remember me, but I'm the anon from a few weeks ago who had a pipe dream of making his own printed collection of all the Insider and otherwise uncollected short stories. After finally getting my hands on Blade Squadron: Jakku today, I finally have the whole thing transcribed and organized. I just need to decide some stylistic things and typeset it, then I'll be good to go. I'd love some input though:

>What order should the short stories be in?
Strictly chronological won't work, because I want all 4 Blade Squadrons together. Release order is out for the same reason.

Also, I'm including the 3 stories from Rise of the Empire, because I didn't buy it to avoid double dipping. Putting them together obviously makes sense, but that might make the pacing of the book a little wonky, since they're so much longer than the rest (other than The Perfect Weapon).

Any ideas on order?

>Style
Currently the title page for each story looks approximately like pic related, including the author, original publication and date, and info about any tie-in books. I'm not including the artists because I'm not including art (though I may list the artists on their own page at the back of the volume just to be nice?).

Anything else I should include?

>What should I title it?
Star Wars: The Short Stories - Volume 1 isn't very sexy, but it's appropriate.
Star Wars: Tales feels the same, and it's also a previously used title that I could see popping up again.

Surely someone can top that?

>What should be on the cover?
This is what's plaguing me the most as far as final design goes. Is there any really cool art out there that might fit a book that spans from TCW to TFA?

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If you've got any other comments, questions, or suggestions about the book let me know.
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>>92192298
Because Bib gave them a bad wrap.
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>>92192491
The Lost Stars Manga, there's a rip out there but I'm damned if I know where to find it
Doesn't look to have been translated either
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>>92192456
hmmm, might make all the cute Twi'leks too nervous. Maybe a rival/bounty hunter?
>>92192491
>>92192659
Yeah, it got storytimed on /a/. No translation yet. Not even sure if it's officially released.
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I want go on an adventure with captain
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>>92192683
>might make all the cute Twi'leks too nervous
Or maybe just nervous enough!
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So how long until they fuck?
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>>92192763
I still can't believe that was a trap. Is is the red hair and green eyes combination that threw me off?
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>>92192763
Until?
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>>92192790
You never do realize the best traps until your balls deep in them.
>>92192805
He'd only using Mizel when Sabine won't let him have any. So all the time really.
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>>92192790

That's the most obvious trap color anon. That's like saying you didn't know that frog was poisonous when it had more stripes than a meth addicted tiger.

In all seriousness it's amazing how Mizel had more chemistry with Ezra than Sabine ever did.
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>>92192763
>>92192805
What's going on here?
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>>92192882
He has chemistry with Sabine. But it's more family chemistry. He has I wanna fuck you chemistry with Mizel but there's also hero worship, which throws a damper on it for me.
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>>92192915

Which is why it works. There's back and forth. Mizel worships Ezra, until Ezra makes a mistake and he realizes Ezra is only human and teases him in a really appealing way.

The big problem with Rebels is Ezra doesn't have someone he can interact with as an equal. They try to cram zeb into that role but it doesn't work since the guy is like triple his age. Sabine spent Ezras whole development being cool and unattainable like she was his dreamgirl so it just emphasized the difference between them.

There's never a series regular Ezra can do that with because anyone who's also in their teens is a one off. Zaire Leonis was cool but they immediately forgot about him once that season ended and he was barely in it. Iron Squadron amounted to nothing. Leia obviously couldn't be around forever.

One of the big reasons the OT cast WORKED is because nobody ever tried pulling rank on anyone else and they all had good chemistry because they were more or less equal. Han was a bit older but Luke was always able to call him on his shit.
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>>92192522
>this gets ignored in favor of memes and waifu fagging
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>>92192888
That does look like a Ple clone.
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>>92192992
He's kind of there with Sabine now, but they've both got their own things going on which are radically different from each other's problems. Post season 4 I kind of want to see them split up for at least a bit and have Ezra thrown into a leader position like Kanan and Hera. He's done it a bit already but he's always had them to fall back on.
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>>92193004
Well it's not like I can help him. I don't have anytgijng he's looking for.
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>>92192805
>>92192763
Kid needs to ditch that stupid haircut first. He looks like he's about to be molested by a knight.
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>>92193177
He just needs to grow out the sides a bit more and show a bit more skin.
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>>92193177
he is.
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>>92193138

I'd say it's a similar problem to what Arrow had with Kate Cassidy and Laurel Lance. Yes, this character has been around for a bunch of time and their whole thing is grandfathered in, but it's so off course and so weirdly done you're better off just breaking it off and introducing a whole new character.

If the Ezra/Sabine relationship had any shot, it would have been during season 3 when he came into his own. Now they've both been on that level so long it'd come out of nowhere.

Ezra's hypothetical new love interest doesn't even need to be that different. Just make her a random other rebel soldier who also fights with ranged weapons and has a hobby. It really doesn't matter. You just need to swap out all that emotional baggage.
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Hey /swco/, how about a little bit of JEDI ROCK ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkLMSpDJH1A
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>>92193314
Actually from what they showed at one of the recent cons when Ezra meets Sabine's dad he says he's with Sabine and takes a pause to say "not with her with her". So maybe they're gonna set it up in season 4 that Kanan and Hera finally seal the deal and move Ezra and Sabine into the same kind of relationship those two had. I kinda see Ezra as the Hera and Sabine as the Kanan though.
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>>92192689

Me too

>>92192424

I want Squadfics enough that I'll take it. Get writing anon I might help
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Does star wars have repulsors but in the form of a blaster? Just like a kinetic force weapon with no projectile.
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>it's jedi sponsoring terrorists episode
How did they get away with this?
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>>92192522

That's awesome, will you be making ePubs as well?
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>>92193513
Muh historical basis
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>>92193513
Becayse suicide bombing droids has basis in morality, it's just petty vandalism at that point.
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>>92193513
>it's siths sponsoring terrorists episode
Clone Wars was dark as fuck.
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>>92193513

Inner rim is best rim
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>>92192522
Amazing anon
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>>92193577
>A-Wing that launches smaller A-Wings
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>>92193540
Yeah, I can probably make an epub. Although the non-Insider stories are already available in epub, but no reason I shouldn't be able to make it. I'll keep things updated.

>>92193004
Meh, that's what I get for posting it at 2 in the morning. I'll try again in the afternoon maybe.
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>>92193575
>>92193513
>it's the ruler of an independent planet tolerates terrorists episode
>it's clones execute their own jedi general episode
>it's separatists use political assassination to further their goals episodes
>it's padme realizes she doesn't know anything about people she politically represents episode
>it's a clone soldier betrays his brothers because the republic considers him expendable episode
>it's the jedi mindraping a prisoner for information episode
>it's anakin force choking the prisoners episode
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>>92193618

>When your laser shots are faster than the average laser shot so you hit the target faster
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>>92193656
Anyone else kinda miss George? He seemed more okay with this stuff. Also bare alien flesh.
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>>92194238
I don't know. What about Rogue One?

Rebels is a bit defanged and streamlined compared to TCW, but SW as a whole isn't getting sanitized and smoothed out compared to how it was in the Lucas years.
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>>92194353
Something like TFA would never have happened under Jorge's reign
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>>92194353
Yeah, I was really just comparing the cartoons rather than the movies. I do quite like what they did with RO, making a side film more to appeal to older/EU kind of fans.

Has George actually said what he thinks of any of the new SW media? I guess he probably doesn't want to rock the boat too much though.
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>>92192763
>>92192805
Cute kids
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>>92194379
He called TFA a "retro movie for the fans" and it's obvious that he doesn't have much respect for it. But he did like Rogue One.

There's been some tension between him and LFL around the time TFA hubbub was in full force (the notorious Charlie Rose interview), but it seems like things have calmed down since, with his appearance at the Celebration and everything. It probably helps that LFL itself has been distancing itself from TFA too.
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>>92194379
He gave TFA a super backhanded complement. Said something along the lines of "it's exactly the kind of movie the fans want."
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>"So, you know what comes next..."

What did she mean by this?
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>>92194808
>Teens like it STICC.jpg
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>>92194912
Perfect.
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>>92192522
Incredible work anon
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>>92193004
There's nothing wrong with memes and waifu fagging
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y does bariss have boobs sacs on her outfit
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>>92195301
Because there's no underwear in space, so outerwear needs to provide the support.
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>>92191957
What's the difference?
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>>92194379
in one interview he said he sold his child to white slavers and TFA a retro movie that the fans want but he wouldn't do because he always wants new things in his films

but apparently he liked R1, haven't seen the interview but I'm gonna believe that

based George has good taste in Star Wars
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>celebrating 40 years of Star Wars panel
>they have OT cast, PT cast, on stage or video messages, Filoni
>not a single thing related to the sequels

what did they mean by this
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>>92193656
>It's a vietnam episode
>its a Clones accidentally kill each other episode
>It's a Clones lined up to be executed by firing squad episode
>it's a Clones carpet bomb actual human enemies episode
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>>92195423
That was the good shit.
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>>92195423
>It's an Umbara level on Battlefront 2
>Alt + tab to play It ain't me during the game

I can't wait
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Is it worth translating the Lost Stars manga myself or do you think one of 'em reader sites or translation groups will have it up relatively quickly? I'd imagine I could probably get a decent one all done by today's evening.

If I do that, would you all be so kind as to rip the issues as they come, or at least just make a ruckus when /a/ storytimes it or whenever?

Or maybe it's getting an actual translation, and I needn't bother?
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>>92195423
>It's a Ki Adi Mundi enjoys the smell of burning geonosians in the morinig episode
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>>92195475
No word on an official translation.

If someone doesn't get on it after a little while, by all means take charge, im sure people will appreciate it.
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>>92195423
>It's a Saw episode
>"The horror ... the horror ..."
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>>92195401
It was a celebration of Lucas' work on the franchise rather than of SW's existence as a whole. The ST and the anthologies aren't Lucas' work. Filoni was there as his close collaborator and showrunner of TCW. Why should they wheel out Boyega and Jones to exchange niceties with Lucas if he had nothing to do with the movies they starred in? Or should they have invited Zahn and Casey Hudson on the stage as well?
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>Original Trilogy Villains: A dominating Galactic Empire ruled by a masked sorcerer and his black robed master.
>Things people where scared of in the late 70's early 80's: Corrupt US government (Vietnam, Watergate), Soviet Union in Afghanistan and Iran, a country controlled by a black robed figure espousing an ancient religion.

>Prequel Trilogy Villains: A secretive back roomed politician staging false flag events and starting wars to curtail civil liberties and consolidate power.
>Things people where scared of in the late 90's, early 2000's: Shadowy back roomed politicians curtailing civil liberties and starting wars to consolidate power.

>Sequel Trilogy Villains: A fundamentalist remnant of an imperialistic culture long thought dead, lead by a zealous young man who wears black robes, massacres innocent villagers and was born in the pluralistic culture he now wishes to destroy.
>Things people where scared of in the 2010's: ISIS/ISIL, School shooters, (Home grown terrorists).
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>>92195586
>invited Zahn onstage as well

They should have. Without his success star wars may have fizzled out and never been reborn.
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>>92195609
very nice anon, spot on.
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>>92195609
actually the prequels were drafted around the time of the vietnam war, and that had a lot of influence in the story as you described. lucas admits this in an interview somewhere. it just happens to also describe the period of the iraq war well, too.
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>Vader is a Samurai
>Emperor is an old Wizard
>Snoke is a Shogun
>his guards are Praetorians
>Kylo is a Knight

WHY IS THE THEMING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE WITH THE VILLAINS

FUCK
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>>92195495
BOR GULLA
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>>92196038
Because Star Wars is a setting that's all over the place.
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>>92196038
>his guards are Praetorians

According to the leaks, they're fucking ninjas, m8
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>>92196115
they're called praetorians and wear armor but have the ninja weapons
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>>92196127
Are they ?
I like how every elite guards in fictionnal universes are called praetorians , but with nothing to do with the real roman senate praetors
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So, what's the point?
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>>92196291
retconing JJshit
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Kylo Ren's TIE (?)

Reactions ?
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>>92196325
Either redemption confirmed or someone fucked up on the base
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Anybody know if the two Rogue One young adult novels have audiobook versions?
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>>92196325
nice ship, but whats the fucking point of the cannons in the middle
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>>92196291
I'm partly upset because its so boring looking. But on the other hand, bacta can work wonders, just look at Depa.

And Rian was right to get rid of the scar, because he was right, JJ made it look fucking ridiculous, waving across his nose like that.

Based Rian
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>>92196406
more dakka.
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>>92196325
Edgy.
Fitting, tho.
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>>92196409
He looks more heroically now.
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Why is /swco/ and SW itself so comfy? Even on bad days. Other generals and franchises are like a minefield, I.E Marvel
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>>92196510

Star Wars is such an open book and "canon" such an ethereal thing everyone gets their own personal vision of what star wars is.

It's hard to have too big a fight about it.

Except for people who can't let go of the Legends stuff.
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>>92196510
I'm not sure about bad days, these threads can get pretty frustrating when shitposters are stirring up arguments with the same old bait.

But things can be pretty comfy when everyone is chilled out
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>>92196510
I gently invite you to /swg/ too, on /tg/.

Just don't forget to introduce yourself with DARK GREETINGS
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>>92196510
Spaceships are just comfy.
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Reminder that somewhere in the Disney vaults there is a fully completed Wii Version of the Rogue Squadron series that was never released because of Factor Five going under.
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>>92196655
I'd like to do a heist on Disney.
Imagine all the wonders hidden down there, along with a playable 1313 demo, the Battlefront 3 alpha, a Maul prototype ...
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>>92196592
/tg/'s /swg/ doesn't have Krennic-, Thrawn- and /ss/posting, thus it is vastly inferior to /swco/
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>>92196582
But Legends is good
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How powerful is Darth Greetings?
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>>92196717
/swg/ have some hard kinky porn posted by some dirty wankers, sometimes.
Pic extremely related.
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>>92196777
NNNNNGGG
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>>92196791
>TIE Advanced has hyperdrive
>I only just learned this
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Alright Squad. Lets get in there and start breaking things.
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>>92196777
So basically autist porn?
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>>92196291
>>92196409

It doesn't even look like he got slashed by a lightsaber, it's fucking stupid change and you know it
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>>92197208
>durr
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>>92196717
/tg/'s also has a lot more anti-Disney autists that shriek at the sight of anything canon
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>>92197093
I would give anything for Delta to be given a proper story.
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>>92192424
>tomboys and twinks
hopefully the tomboy girls lewdly dom the twink boys with their vaginas
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>>92195609
I think the inspiration was more like

original.
remember the nazis?

prequel.
Asians are scary, but maybe we are really the bad guys?

Sequels.
remember those nazis we were talking about earlier?
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I unironically want to see Sabine and Ezra hook up for real and have a happy ending

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>>92196777
thicc
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>>92197461
>girls lewdly dom the twink boys
I like the sound of that.
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>>92196291
It's a rule in Hollywood that you can't make the actor look TOO ugly.
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>>92197587
yes but no pegging you pedo faggot, cowgirl position with girl on top or slutty needy forced doggy or missionary ONLY
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>>92197614
that's no longer pc
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>>92196291
Top one looks so bad.
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You are in charge of the Special Edition of The Force Awakens. What changes do you make?

Obviously you can't make major changes to the plot, but you are allowed to make as many tweaks to what's there as you like.
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>>92197622

Nah there's the Amazon too.
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>>92197662
ADD THE LEIA SCENES

Context context context. The biggest issue with the force awakens is we don't understand a single thing of what's going on regarding of the Republic and the first order.
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>>92197678
you're right about that, but you get the idea

>>92197662
remove all the silly split beams from starkiller, just have it go straight towards hosnian, and on that same subject make hosnian a lot more pastoral instead of nu-coruscant
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>>92197716
>tfw sitting in my seat waiting for them to explain Snoke
>Getting close to the end, realization kicks in that he isn't going to be explained at all, I just have to accept he just exists
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>>92197753
So basically like Maul, except that we know there will be an explanation in the future.
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>>92197662
None of that seeing planets blow up from systems away thing
Fucking dumb
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>>92197753
He will get an explanation in 8 or 9. It's not like we knew who the emperor was in anh.
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>>92195864
>actually the prequels were drafted around the time of the vietnam war
So even before the Old Trilogy?
Stop spreading nonsense.
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>>92197780
Maul was explained. He was Sidious's Sith Apprentice. And if you read supplementary material he was identified as a Zabrak.
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>>92197780
maul wasn't a shadow mastermind conspiratorial leader, just some thug for the heroes to beat
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>>92197796
Actually we did. Palpatine was named and explained in the very first page of the ANH novelization. The guy declared himself Emperor after becoming the leader of the Galactic Republic.
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>>92197822
Okay then, so like the Emperor.

Why do people not seem to understand that this is the first installment of a trilogy?
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>>92197852
We knew "who he was" but we didn't actually know anything about him.

We know that Snoke declared himself leader of the first order but not much else. We didn't know Palpatine was a sith or anything until later
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>>92197818
>>92197852
>novelization
>supplementary material
That's all well and good, but you can't just point to a book and pretend like it's part of the movie.
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>>92197780
>>92197796

We knew who Maul was. He was the Sith Apprentice.

With the context of the OT, we know the Sith are the big bad guys, and Sheev and Vader were the Sith in the OT.

Then in TPM, Yoda briefly explains some Sith lore, that there are always two, a Master and an Apprentice.

With this context, we know that ;

>Sideous is the main Sith
>Maul is his apprentice, 'ala Vader
>There are no more, so at some point Maul will die or be replaced
>But with Anakin just a kid, Maul is "safe" and thus a huge threat to the Jedi characters in the cast

With Snoke, we have no prior history, or franchise context. He's just a big guy who "turned Ren". We don't know where he came from, what he wants, what his belief system is (he isn't Sith, so what is different about him/The Knights and the Sith?)

Yes, I am well aware they will develop him in the future, but as of just TFA, he may aswell have been like Sheev in ANH, and not shown at all. Keep him completely in the shadows if you're not going to bother tell us a damn thing about him.
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>>92197875
That was because Lucas didn't even know he was a Sith until TPM.

Palpatine in ANH was basically a Nixon type figure who declared himself Emperor for life after becoming President.
In ESTB/ROTJ, Lucas added the further dimension of him being a master of the Dark Side equivalent to Yoda being a Jedi Master.

It's only during the writing of TPM that Palpatine being a Sith Lord finalized.
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What is the dumbest Star Wars fan theory you have ever heard?
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The problem with Snoke as opposed to the Emperor in ANH is that we innately understood what an Empire was and what a Rebellion was before going in and thus when exposed to it immediately got what was going on. Tell me, where in TFA was it explained what the First Order and Resistance were and how the hell they got their hands on their equipment and why they pursue these actions other than a deliberate and direct visual aping of ANH? Even after all the supplementary material so far it's STILL difficult to comprehend precisely what these groups are about.
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>>92197940
Novelization of RotJ would like to have a word with you
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>>92196510
SW itself is comfy as fuck. It can be so variable, covering a wide range of themes and tones, yet no matter how dark or weird it gets there's almost always a childish eagerness, inventiveness and inherent optimism at the core of it. It is the quintessential mishmash universe, where anything goes.

As for the community - and now I'm talking about the community in general, not /swco/ - >>92196582 brought up a very important thing that Star Wars is so open and offers so much diverse content to enjoy. The good thing about it is that anyone can find something tailor made to his liking and that bolsters passion and closer personal connection between the fan and the stories. SW fans are some of the most dedicated and ardent of all. The bad side to it is that that love often breeds fanaticism and factionalism as people group up to defend "their" holy idea of "true" Star Wars in the face of heretics and philistines, discarding everything else.

SW is so big that there's no uniting the fandom anymore. When you bring up a Halo community, for example, I'll have a pretty clear idea of what the people in it will like and dislike. Not so much with SW. Every community is skewed in a certain specific direction regarding tastes in SW beyond just the form of the media the community consumes - you can even see it on a micro level here when you compare us to /tg/'s /swg/. Which is fine, but god forbid you dare venture into the friction line. That's where the positive attachment starts feeding hatred and disdain.
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>>92197947
Kylo and Rey are the two sides of Revan
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>>92197947
>Snoke is _____
Place literally anyone besides Plagueis.
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>>92197947
all of them
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>>92197947
Star Wars HQ once made a video about how the cast of Star Wars Rebels might be in the sequel trilogy because the ghost was on Jakku in the Lego Star Wars game
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>>92197990
I remember that shit

It was literally just an easter egg in a fucking lego short, and they tried to use it a CANON PROOF THAT THE GHOST IS IN THE ST AND EVERYONE IN REBELS IS ALIVE ON JAKKU
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>>92197947
Jyn and Rey are related because they are both brunettes
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>>92197956
Stop making up stuff. The novelization mentions Vader is a Sith Lord. It doesn't mention Palpatine at all being a SIth Lord just that he knows the dark side.
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>>92197947
Rogue One crew are the Knights of Ren.
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>>92197968
>besides Plagueis

Don't pretend that the Snoke is Plagueis theory is any less idiotic than any of the other Snoke theories. Lawrence Kasdan doesn't even know who Plagueis is.
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>>92198076
You have to be kidding
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>>92198076
This might take the cake.

Did MatPat ever acknowledge how wrong he was on that, or did he just sweep it under the rug and pretend it never happened?
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>>92198132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QOpYMsFXQ

I will applaud you if you can make it through the entire video.
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>>92197947
TFA was a really good movie.
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>>92198123
What does that have to do with anything? I think it's clear Abrams and Kasdan never created a backstory for him other than old force user who seduced Ben to the Darkside. If Rian is running a relay and just picking up the plot points from Abrams and Kasdan left off then he can do whatever shit he wants. Making Snoke into Plagueis is totally okay by that standard since Abrams did the same with the Lucas and the OT and with a worse result.
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>>92198123
in fact its more idiotic because hes basically the one character everyone has confirmed NOT to be snoke, so all the "snoke is plagueis" retards are pissing into the wind saying the sky is red and the earth is flat
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>>92198177
>people in the comments still defending the theory saying it's possible Rogue One didn't die because "we don't see them die on screen and Star Wars characters have survived things like that before"
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>>92198344
yfw the Ghost swooped down and picked up Cassian and Jyn before the blast wave hit
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>>92198256
Why is it that Kasdan's authorial intent should be obeyed while he on the other hand totally ignored all Lucas's intent for ALL the characters post-ROTJ and for the SW saga? LFL isn't contract bound to follow whatever shit laid down by Abrams (if he even laid it down and just didn't wing it like a lot of TFA).
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>>92198344
Well we definitely see Chirrut die, at least. Oh, and K2SO, but that would be easy to write around, I suppose. Let's look at the rest:

>Jyn
>Cassian
We see them up until the second a city-destroying explosion reaches their faces. They're dead.

>The pilot guy
He's in a ship when a grenade blows it up. He's dead.

>Blaze
Didn't he go down in a blaze of glory after Chirrut died? If not, there's obviously the explosion to take care of him.
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>>92197622
No problem.

SS is very flexible when it comes to the various techniques to dom young twink boys.
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>>92198344
>yfw the death star laser gave them the superpowers to become the knights of ren
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>>92198432
because lucas hating "ot purists" think Kasdan (who admittedly hates everything about star wars) is what salvaged the mess of the OT into something worthwhile (when in reality GL was involved at basically every level and responsible for everything we love about Star Wars while Kasdan just likes taking credit where its not due)

basically, plinkett memes

>>92198460
noice

>>92198453
>blaze
blazeit marijuanabong
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>>92198432
To play the devil's advocate, Lucas probably intended the OT3 to go in a similar direction they do in the finished TFA. Luke was always supposed to be a reclusive weirdo. His Jedi students always got slaughtered. The Neo-Imperials were always a thing.

That being said, I fully expect LFL to deviate from Abrams's "ideal" vision of where the ST should go. The question is whether that is sidesteping TFA or doing just what they always wanted to do in the first place. TFA seems more and more like an isolated contract work in LFL's grand plan.
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>>92192973
What are the chances he develops those evil yellow eyes in the Last Jedi? He's training more, so it could happen.
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>>92198460
Somebody shop out her lightsaber and replace it with a lewd whip
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Back at work now (and browsing from work), Thrawn novel is gonna be started now, and just got Guardians of the Whills, Rebel Rising and Life Debt in the mail.
A lot to look forward to reading now.
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>>92193513
I don't recall the Jedi teaching them to attack civilian targets and sow fear amongst the populace.

Guerrilla fighting insurgents =/= terrorists.

And if you watch the episodes, the Onderon insurgents are actually loyal to the original leader who was overthrown by the invading Separatist forces.

Of course, Saw does eventually become a terrorist, which is why the Rebel Alliance distances itself from him.
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>>92198550
Unlikely. Look at his design >>92196495. Even Rey looks more action-ready and aggressive.

It's a trek to the redemptionville from here on out.
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>>92197662
Put the podracing flags back in.

Change Kylo's scar to match up with how it looks in TLJ.

Put the deleted Leia scenes back in.
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>>92198631
>Of course, Saw does eventually become a terrorist, which is why the Rebel Alliance distances itself from him.

How did Saw go from normal and well-adjusted in Rebels (set less than two years before Rogue One) to being completely batshit insane and about 30% human in Rogue One?
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>>92198634
>It's a trek to the redemptionville from here on out.
We shall see. We shall see.
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>>92198685
Losing his sister apparently snapped something in him, though I think the Empire probably also came down hard on Onderon when they wouldn't bow to them and that just made Saw go "fuck it I'm fighting them at all costs"
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>>92197947
Boba Fett is Snoke.
Mace Windu is Snoke.
Rey is Obi-Wan's daughter.
Ezra is Snoke.
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>>92198727
BUT THEN WHO IS PLAGUEIS????
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>>92198550
>What are the chances he develops those evil yellow eyes in the Last Jedi?

I doubt they're going to go for it. Thematically, it'd be pointless. Otherwise they'd have probably had his eyes go yellow when he killed Han.

In universe, powerlevel kind of thinking, he should already have them. He's not near as well versed in the Dark Side as the Sith were (well, nobody was except for the Son), but neither were the Inquisitors and they managed to have the yellow eyes. And just on account of his sheer unrefined power alone, I'd say Kylo is at best one or two steps above the likes of an Inquisitor.

So yeah, I don't think he'll get the yellow eyes at all.
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>>92197639
She was making her own show so it doesn't count. The rule still exists. Have a look at how pretty & handsome everyone is in Game of Thrones.

GRRM's writing is about a whole bunch of people terrible selfish people, who are even uglier on the outside.
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>>92196495
So did they pull a Tyrion and just completely change the scar?
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>>92198740
palpatines sith master that he killed
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>>92198755
Itm wouldnt even matter if he did since apparently you can just turn them off whenever you want.
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>>92198755
Yeah, I think the fact that he's still conflicted and hasn't given himself over completely (though he's apparently trying to fool himself into thinking he has) would explain why he hasn't already gotten them.
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>>92198685
>How did Saw go from normal and well-adjusted in Rebels (set less than two years before Rogue One) to being completely batshit insane

He seemed about the same to me. He definitely displayed some instability and excessive aggressiveness in Rebels. He was always an extremist.

> and about 30% human in Rogue One?
They explained some of that. He went back to Geonosis to continue looking for the Empire's secret weapon and the residual pesticides in the air fucked up his lungs. It didn't affect Rex, Kanan Ezra, Zeb and Sabine because they weren't there nearly as long as Saw was.

The other bits of his prosthesis was likely from heavy combat.
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>>92198778
the only people who aren't total fucking dogs in GOT are CIA and Boromir I mean Jesus Christ Captain Phasma is easily the most hideous woman I have ever seen

also don't bring up GOT in a star wars thread you edgy fagget
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>>92198778
>GRRM's writing is about a whole bunch of people terrible selfish people, who are even uglier on the outside.
Well yes, that's the point. Sansa, Jaime, Cersei, Daenerys, and Margerie are all supposed to be super hot on the outside. The only character who really breaks from her description is Ygritte, and they toned down Tyrion's deformity.
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>>92198787
Yes. Rian literally said he changed it because he thought the original scar was dumb.
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>>92198903
what a cunt
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>>92198856
>>>/tv/
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>>92198816
>Itm wouldnt even matter if he did since apparently you can just turn them off whenever you want.

For people who are so well versed in the Dark Side like Sidious and Dooku, yeah. But Kylo, in terms of knowledge of the Dark Side, is a beginner level chump. I seriously doubt he'd be able to turn it on and off at will. Especially since he'd really have no reason. He's open about his affiliation to the Dark Side. If anything, he'd probably display the yellow eyes with pride.
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>>92198816
That's true I suppose. Why would you need to though? I read somewhere that the fact that the Empire used the dark side was a secret but everyone in the Last Order knows that Snoke and Ren are evil sorcerors.
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>>92198915
Hi JJ
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>>92198927
And also like Anakin after murdering a bunch of children.
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I think it would be interesting to have Ben become good and Rey to turn to the dark side by Episode IX to have a reverse redemption story but I know that will never happen.
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>>92198696
Unless Disney and Rian wants to go down in film history with that kike Abrams for copying the OT scene for scene in the sequels, they have to redeem Kylo as a Jedi Knight and not have him die like Anakin.
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>>92198953

And when he killed the CIS money and arms providers.
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>>92198985
I, for one, would like Kylo to chop Rey's stupid ugly bucktoothed mary sue head off. And then force ghost Han Solo comes back and says "why didn't you screw her first son"
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>>92199009
>Han able to be a Force ghost
That's gonna require a lot of explaining.
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>>92198843
>The other bits of his prosthesis was likely from heavy combat.

Or he got blown up by his own bombs like any idiot terrorist.
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>>92199062
I just said I'd like to see it not that it has any plausible chance of happening
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>>92199006
So Why doesn't Anakin have yellow eyes when fighting Obi-wan?
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>>92199062
Han was raised by the Priestesses, but went through a rebellious phase in his life where he rejected all of the Force stuff and insisted it wasn't real.

Later he made peace with his moms and accepted that it's real, all of it.
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>>92199009
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>>92199066
>>92198843
Actually, in "Rebel Rising", Saw is hurt pretty badly during the same battle where he leaves Jyn in that turret with the blaster, so that probably did a lot of it.
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>>92198985
Eh, they'll both end up kicking for the good guys by IX.

But TLJ's big cliffhanger will be Rey and Kylo going rogue together, with both the FO and the Resistance on their tail. IX will be an Attack of the Clones remake, with them taking the place of Anakin and Padmé and Finn hot on the trail, filling in the Obi-Wan's investigation plot. It will be hailed as a "bold masterpiece", win eleven Academy Awards and make two billion.
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>>92199139
that's not half as edgy as TFA or Rogue One was I just hate that ugly fucking mary sue
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>>92196717
>not liking Krennic and Thrawn posting
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>>92199166
Reylo will not happen.
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>>92199181
Do you know what inferior means?
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>>92199181
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>>92199100
>So Why doesn't Anakin have yellow eyes when fighting Obi-wan?

I really don't know. In from the production/story standpoint, they had him with the yellow eyes for symbolic purposes. There really isn't an in-universe explanation to why they specifically show up. Because if it's on account of riding high on the Dark Side, then logically Vader should've had them while he was fighting Obi-wan, but he didn't. They only showed back up after Obi-wan maimed him.
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>>92199198
>degenerates wanting cousin-cousin or brother-sister incest

Never.
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>>92199250
Yes
/swg/ is inferior
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>>92199364
>brother-sister

Do people still think Rey is Han and Leia's daughter somehow? How does that even work?
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>>92199364
But it's tradition!
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>>92199062
The lucky smuggler ends up being someone that unconsciously taps into the Force.

Explanation done.

Also so is Jar Jar Binks, and his clumsiness that always works out for the best.
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>>92199382
Who fuckin' knows man.
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>>92199175
It amuses me how horribly offended people like you get by Rey.
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>>92199364
>Still thinking they're related
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>>92199175
>TFA was edgy
Do you just throw buzzwords into a blender or something?
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>>92198985
>green crossguard saber
My dick
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>Kylo gets lighter and lighter throughout the movie, starts heavily regretting joining Snoke
>Rey on the other hand is struggling to control her emotions
>Climax of the movie, Rey has finally caught up to Kylo, and it's clear she wants revenge
>Kylo doesn't want to fight her
>Close-up shot of her eyes
>They start to turn yellow
>yfw

Also Kylo wins, and is captured by Luke, but this only sets up his redemption where he and Luke will have to face Rey/Snoke in IX
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>>92199181
>implying /ss/posting isn't as meme worthy as Krennic and Thrawnposting
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Wilhuff is a dumb name.
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What's with the random Selkath in the middle?
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>>92199628
t. Orson.
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>>92196325
>A TIE Interceptor got freaky with Vader's Advanced
I like it
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>>92199628
You're a dumb name!
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>Snoke is huge dark side user
>doesn't have yellow eyes
>guy who murdered jedi doesn't have yelloweyes

are they getting rid of it?
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>>92199604
They all pale in comparison to hat posting
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>>92194516
>wonder what kinda gay shit I could make them do...
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>>92199579
As cool as this is, wouldn't it kind of suck if Lule comes out of his funk to train a nee pupil, only to lose her to the Dark Side immediately after?

Maybe she and Kylo meet a balance in the middle, and team up to defeat Snoke.
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>>92199678
>implying she wouldn't grope them both and force them to cuddle with her.
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>>92199628
Welcome to Star Wars
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>>92199663
What about Sheev posting?
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>>92199658
No. Dooku was almost never shown with yellow eyes either. Only happens once or twice in TCW.

Maul, Vos, Anakin and Sheev have all been shown to have yellow eyes, as have the Inquisitors.

Yellow eyes is usually an indication that you're overdosing on the dark side to the point where it's completely overwhelmed you.

In the cases of Vos and Anakin, it can distort your mental health and rationality. Maul too, his current comic is showing that he had a revenge fixation long before Kenobi sliced him.
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>>92193512
Sabine has little thingies that do that on the gauntlets that the mando guy gave her
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>>92193513
>their capital was named Iziz
that's some fun coincidence in hindsight
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>>92199771
>Jawa leader in KOTOR is named Iziz
What did Bioware mean by this?
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>>92199733
My mistake.
Sheev posting takes the cake for best Star Wars meme
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>>92199748
those gloves got destroyed by the darksaber in the same episode and she nearly took her own hands off
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>>92199801
Good...good...
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>>92199791
>Jawa in Commander named Kekit
What did Lucasfilm mean by this?
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>>92199828
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>>92199828
>>92199838
And thus a new meme is born.
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>>92199062
He is Dooku's illegitimate son. His true name will be revealed in his movie.
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>>92199828
Did anyone else log in after several months of playing, only to find they've been set back to the tutorial, with all progress seemingly erased?
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>>92194808
ss fags have somehow managed to make a character i'm even more sick of seeing than ahsoka
impressive
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>>92197900
What did we learn about sheev in the ot?
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>>92199950
That did not happen to me.

My account was just kinda crippled from so many attacks so it would be a chore to try and get back into the game
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>>92199663
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>>92200000
>>92200000
>>92200000
>>92200000
>>92200000
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>>92200000
Hey those are some nice digits
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>>92200115
t. Salty Mr. Reddit man
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>>92199950
Shouldn't happen if you're logged on with Playstore or the applestore. You should get a prompt asking to continue.

>>92200076
>My account was just kinda crippled from so many attacks
Kinda your own dumbass fault for not picking a good squad. A Squad Center filled with bikes and skiffs can repel any Imperial attack.
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There should be a sentient planet in Star Wars.
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>>92200397
To go along with that mountain
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>>92200397
Ithor is covered in sentient forests. Does that count?
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>>92200397
There was Zonoma Sekot in the EU
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>>92200397
Vong plz
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Captain, sir, we are picking up an unidentified ship entering the system. Seems like a mining vessel of some king. Life readings are minimal. Your orders?
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>>92200509
Initiate the tractor beam and prepare a boarding party.
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>>92200115
>he thinks hat-posting is reddit
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>google SS pictures
>half the 'artwork' cotains fat SS

Why?
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>>92200644
because cartoon waifus are for sexual deviants and degenerates
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>>92200663
delet this
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>>92200626
what if Reddit has started to take our hat memes?
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>>92200769
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>>92200644
Tumblerinas trying to normalize morbid obesity. Plus this >>92200663. /d/ is sometime full of super sized characters.
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>>92200769
...fuck.

As the creator of such hits as SEÑOR VADER and KRENNICK FORGOT TO WEAR HIS HAT ON HAT DAY, I am very concerned by this notion.
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>>92200852
>he thinks fat fetish is due to tumblrinas
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I like to imagine that giant-ass throne in the conference room on the Death Star was actually Krennic's custom installed chair and Tarkin took it as one last fuck-you to Krennic.
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>>92200929
I can think of a better last fuck-you to Krennic.
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>>92200895
You're right; I should have said "trying to normalize their own morbid obesity."
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>>92200929
>>92200954
Shooting Krennic right in the fucking face with a giant superlaser he spent 20+ years to build is a better last fuck you.
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>>92199139
Edgy would be if he then grabbed her still-living head and made it watch as he buttfucked her decapitated body right in the pussy
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>>92200954
>Krennic can't find his hat
>Looks like a fool because it's hat day and he's the only one without it
>Everyone thinks he looks stupid
>Tarkin put his hat on top of the Death Star so he can't find it
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>>92201002
I like to imagine Tarkin knew that when he gave the order. The Death Star must have some pretty good sensors on it, I'm just imagining the viewing window zooming in on Krennic's face, and Tarkin giving the order anyway because fuck that guy
Some say that Tarkin almost smiled that day. But only almost
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Since we know that Snoke is gaudy as fuck, what kind of hat is he going to wear?

These are the important questions.
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>>92201102
this never fails to crack me up
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>>92192689
>she will never order you to strip for her
>ywn obey her command as a any good soldier should
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>>92201102
Krennic on his way to the death star the next day
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>>92201121
As if there was any other choice
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>>92201173
I think hat day is truly our finest achievement in memes
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>>92201173
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Think of a number, any number at all.

Got it?

Add a "BBY" at the end of it and then make up a significant event that happened in that year.
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>>92192018
Still looks like a CHICK
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>>92201257
3BBY
Ezra Bridger lost his virginity.
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>>92201257
>73 BBY
Mother Talzin and Plagueis get drunk together on Dathomir.

While coughing up the fumes of some spice, Talzin exclaims "EYYY, WATCH OUT FOR ZEE SHNOOWK BEFORE I ZAP YOU WIV MY MAGEEKS"

"Snoke?" Plagueis remarks. "That sounds like fine name for a gentleman to go by some day..."
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>>92200644
What if I want to stay in her belly
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>>92198985
Kylo is never going to get a full-on redemption after killing Han, most he'll do is a last-minute turn-around to save Rey from Snoke at the climax of Episode IX.

Rey is absolutely not going to the dark side, Disney has invested too much in her as the Chosen One to rope girls into buying as much Star Wars shit as boys.
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>>92201257
>1000 BBY
Canon KOTOR
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>>92198727
It'll be something crazy like Tarkin, who some how got to his shuttle before the Death Star blew. They even said they were "inspired" by Hammer horror films with his look. Clearly taking "inspiration" from Cushing.
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>>92199364
>Rey and Kylo are related

I don't think Reylo is going to happen, but I wish people would stop citing this as the reason because it's very unlikely Rey is going to end up related to anyone from the original movies.
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>>92201413
>a last-minute turn-around to save Rey from Snoke at the climax of Episode IX.

God, I hope not. Though I guess it would make sense, might as well round it out so we have an entire trilogy of rehashes.
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>>92201411
She already keeps Ahsoka in there.
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>>92198727
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>>92201413
Kylo deserves to survive
Redemption through death is a fucking tired ass trope that Star Wars itself ran into the fucking ground. Surviving, having to live with yourself and trying to become less of a shitty person makes for a much better story
Plus Disney is going to want to evergreen this shit, having Rey leading a Light side Force group and Kylo leading its opposite number opens up a fuckton of story possibilities for after the Sequel Trilogy wraps up
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Snoke is _____.
Why is there so much, or at least so vocal, need for the big bad from the unknown territories to be someone familiar?
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>>92201181
That's MY hat motherfucker.
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>>92201526
>Kylo deserves to survive

If he doesn't then the saga literally cannot continue after the sequel trilogy, since Lucasfilm keeps hammering the point that the saga is about the Skywalkers. If Ben dies, then the only one left will be Luke, because for some moronic idea they decided not to make the main character of the sequels a Skywalker.
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>>92201413
I think they'll give Kylo the Ulic treatment. He'll join the good guys and help take down Snoke before leaving for a self-imposed exile. His true intentions will remain somewhat ambiguous, leaving the audience guessing whether he really seeks forgiveness and renounced the dark side completely. Then in X, the new heroes will seek him out to gain his help in fighting a new threat and his redemption arc will be resolved over that trilogy.

Rey is totally going to remain a hero, but there will be twists along the way. She has plenty of anger in her and poor self-control and with the emotional damage she sustained over the years, she makes for an even worse Jedi apprentice than Anakin ever was. She has all the makings of a natural darksider already. They'll definitely try pulling the "will she turn?" trick again.
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>>92201496
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>>92201554
Because Star Wars fans are terrified of something new being introduced to their universe, you only need to look at people who are still convinced Rey is Luke's daughter (despite that making Luke into a massive asshole for literally no reason) for proof of that
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>>92196777
>>92196791
Holy shit, this is a blue board.
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Snoke is Willrow Hood.
Hear me out.
We don't see what happens to Willrow after ESB, for all we know he could've run off and started the First Order with Rebel funds he stole.
That thing that looks like an ice cream machine also looks suspiciously like a lightsaber.
Leaks say Snoke seared gold roes, kind of similar to the orange robes Willrow is wearing.
"The supreme leader is wise". "Wise" is only five letters away from "Willrow". You know what else is 5 letters?
snoke
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So uhh, am I the only person who has figured out that the Chiss built Starkiller Base?
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>>92200644

>Seventh Sister
>JayKuma

I don't know if I want this.
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>>92193496
>>92197461
>>92192424

Any suggestions for what species should be present in this squadron? It's going to be an X-wing squadron flying recon missions and gathering resources while the Rebellion looks for a new base to replace Yavin.
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>>92201596
The Saga is about the Skywalkers, but what's the biggest change Disney has made to Star Wars? Non Saga related movies. Making the star of their new trilogy not a Skywalker is honestly the bravest thing Disney and LF have done for the franchise (something the EU never managed in anything set after the OT) and I don't think they get enough credit for that
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>>92201693
What would lead you to that conclusion
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>>92201693
Couldn't have been, Starkiller lines up too perfectly with Ilum for it to be a coincidence (if nothing else it explains the apparent wealth of kyber crystals the First Order has, and where they found the focusing array they'd need for a laser that size), but I wouldn't be surprise if it was an Imperial project being created by the Emperor as a final ace in the hole after the Death Star proved the concept could work
That and for some reason on the first new map we got of the galaxy, they pointed out Rakata Prime. It would make sense if the FO used recovered Rakatan tech to build the gravity manipulator, what with the slight Star Forge inspirations and all
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Who at Disney thought it was a good idea to make her an attraction for kids?
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Is Rey the Korra of Star Wars?
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>>92201852
>I wouldn't be surprise if it was an Imperial project being created by the Emperor as a final ace in the hole after the Death Star proved the concept could work

That's what I believe it is.
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>>92201765
>>92201852

>Sheev working with Thrawn to map out the unknown regions hyperspace lanes
>Best of the best are sent there to rebuild
>Eli is sent there by Thrawn, seemingly as an ambassador to the Chiss
>Chiss are just outside the known Galaxy amassing a huge force
>Meanwhile First Order shows up in less than 30 years with a fucking PLANET-Sized superweapon

The so-called "Unbelievable" Death Star can blow up planets, but just a couple decades later FO (who were hiding in the unknown regions for years) can shoot star-powered beams through hyperspace and blow up an entire system at once.

Logical conclusion to me is that the Chiss, like the Umbaran's, have tech far superior to that of the Empire. They built the Starkiller superweapon. The First Order grew in strength, and with the assistance of Snoke, overthrew the Chiss, possibly killing them all with the superweapon.

I believe that this is going to be explained in future Thrawn novels, that will pit Thrawn against the First Order.

If it turns out that the First Order really did just pull Starkiller Base out of their asses in a few years with no assistance, then I will go back to grumbling about JJ ruining Star Wars.
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>>92201862
No
I actually like Rey. That and I think Disney makes too much money from the Russian Federation for them to pull the old "Bisexual Surprise" ending
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>>92201859
>autists like you make the character into something pervy and disgusting when she is just a bland, normal dark side villain in the show
>blaming Disney for your own degeneracy

>>92201862
Yes
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>mfw I commisioned a picture of /ss/ and Ezra holding hands
I regret nothing
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>>92201926
>If it turns out that the First Order really did just pull Starkiller Base out of their asses in a few years with no assistance, then I will go back to grumbling about JJ ruining Star Wars

But anon, it's obvious that that's exactly what happened. Whatever explanation the story group or various authors or whatever make up for it is ultimately irrelevant and was bullshitted after the fact. The core movies introducing retarded ideas and then the EU (or I guess canon now) content creators trying to come up with logical explanations for them is a Star Wars tradition at this point.
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>>92201926
>PLANET-Sized superweapon
But anonkun, SK base is still smaller than our moon
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>>92201926
>a few years
Thirty anon, three decades. Most of the work that went into the Death Star was the theory, the question of whether or not it could be built. Once that was proven, it became a matter of scaling it up to create a strategic weapon of interstellar scope
I see your Chiss theory, but I'd point out they're infinitely more concerned with defending the Ascendancy than they are with projecting power across the galaxy. Something like Starkiller doesn't fit into that, even as a deterrent you'd have to announce its existence and demonstrate its power, both of which draw unnecessary attention and ire towards the Chiss.
Its far more likely the First Order either hyper focused its tech development (and the fact they have kyber crystals in their Star Destroyers batteries would bare that out) to construct the culmination of the Death Star. Alternatively, someone felt it was important to point out Rakata Prime on the galactic map, its entirely possible the Rakata existed in the new canon and the First Order dug up and reverse engineered their macro-construction technology for their own purposes
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>>92202008
>Star Wars tradition at this point

But there were no dumb ideas in Star Wars movies that needed fixing before TFA.
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>>92202051
>All planets are the same size
Oh anon, I believe it's you who's retarded.
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>not best snoke theory

we cannon now
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>>92201862
No, Korra was a failure
Rey is perfect at everything
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>>92199645
He's Revan
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>>92202098
It's obvious that Ezra is the canon equivalent of Starkiller.
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>>92201959
>autists like you make the character into something pervy and disgusting
Disney did that themselves.
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>>92202128
Korra didn't do a lot of failing in the first season. In the first five minutes of the series she had already mastered every element besides air at age three, and then in the season finale she had the status quo handed to her on a silver platter.
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>>92202008
That's true, but as you said, Star Wars is built on retroactively filling in the gaps.

A Boba cartoon was made to introduce him pre-ESB for the holiday special, and lets not forget Vader being Luke's father is also a retcon.

But my point is that if the LSG (and of which, Pablo has already complained about how awful Starkiller is) come up with some actual good stories regarding Starkillers creation, then it will absolutely help things.

My idea about the Chiss lines up with the location and timeline, and connection between the Empire and Ascendancy as teased in Empire's End/Thrawn.

I think if it turned out that the First Order (and Starkiller) rose from a conflict against Thrawn and the Chiss, told by Timophy Zahn, it would help IMMENSELY with the reception of the First Order in TFA.

Because as it stands, they just come out of fucking nowhere, bigger and stronger than the Empire before them.

And yeah, you can say "They focused all their research on Starkiller for 30 years", but its till seems like a shitty stretch for the sake of having DS3.0 in the movie. I'd at least hope that a good story comes from its creation. Like Catalyst for the Death Star.
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>>92202096
Starkiller Base is barely a fifth of the diameter of the Moon. It might be a planet by definition, but in terms of the size its positively small
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Do you guys think that /r/prequelmemes is funded by Disney in order to further discredit George?
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>>92202098
Anakin's best apprentice right here. Deserved to be canon so much more than the Rebels trash Inquisitors.
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>>92202182
No, that's a ridiculous conspiracy theory.

If Disney hated the prequels/Lucas, they wouldn't have agreed to let Lucasfilm maintain production rights, and Lucas sure as shit wouldn't have sold his baby.

(Yes I know about Lucas's regretful interview about selling the franchise when TFA came out, but to be honest, can you blame him? The first thing they did with his franchise was put Lucasfilm on the sidelines to Bad Robot, and then remake Lucas's own masterpeice)
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>>92202096
I mean we're talking smaller than Pluto
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>>92202132
In what way? He has no connection to Vader at all.
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>>92202239
I think he just means the "rising Jedi trained by a blind Clone Wars veteran who will bring hope and inspiration to the Rebel Alliance" side of things.
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>>92202132
starkiller would be a lot older now though, and getting scarred to hell and back is definitely a darkside thing. Ezra is still a baby face so until he gets his turn falling into lava ill reserve ezra as a 'maybe'
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>>92202182
Honestly, I think /r/prequelmemes do more good than bad. It normalizes and puts the prequels in good light.
It's more of a laugh with the movies than at them.
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>>92202171
>a fifth the size of the moon
Impossible
That's even smaller than Ceres or Pluto
The surface gravity of Ceres is only 2% of Earth's.
They would have been practically floating.
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>>92202165
I don't see how its a shitty stretch. The First Order doesn't have a hope in hell of winning a conventional invasion and they know it. The galaxy is too big, and any invasion would actually convince the New Republic to pull together and fight even harder than before. They would lose, and awaken a giant in the process
Starkiller Base provides the perfect solution to that problem. Not only do you wipe out the only thing resembling a central power in the galaxy, you wipe out its core naval strength as well. Whatever fleet bases survive will be much easier to contain and destroy as surviving systems will either blame each other, be left stunned and reeling by the destruction or just plain surrender in the vain hope of recreating a stable galactic government
SKB turns the NR's advantage into disadvantage while playing to the First Order's strengths
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>>92202264
I guess I can see Kanan being the new Rahm Kota mixed with Kyle Katarn, but it's definitely an inferior version on both counts in that case.
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>15-year-old Ezra Bridger goes toe-to-toe with Darth Vader and doesn't die or even get injured
>nobody complains
>Rey beats a badly injured, exhausted dark sider with poor, unfinished training
>everybody loses their fucking minds and calls bullshit

Really takes my noggin for a joggin'.
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>>92202297
>It's more of a laugh with the movies than at them.
Is it though?
It's not very respectful
Yeah it's normalizing them, but as a joke. Like that crappy Jesus painting
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>>92202339
>People don't care about what happens in a cartoon
>People care about what happens in a movie
Activates my almonds
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>>92202308
Turns out Star Wars' sense of scientific accuracy is fucking atrocious, who would have thought
The only canon source I can find on the size of Starkiller Base say it was 660km in diameter, compared to the Moon's 3000 or so.
I personally much prefer the fanon calcuations of nearly 2800km because its still on the smaller side but much more reasonable
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>>92202339
I definitely complained about Ezra and Kanan and the others surviving multiple engagements with Darth Vader. And I'm still mad they keep beating Thrawn. These characters are garbage D list ripoffs of actual Star Wars characters at fucking best and keep pulling off Mary Sue victories.
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>>92202325
I 100% disagree about him being inferior. Kanan is a much more fluid and entertaining character to watch. He fills the character role perfectly, and FPJ is a treat.

Rahm Kota was okay, although he goes full retard at the end of TFU. He has a sick ass design though.

Kyle Katarn is literally the biggest Gary Stu in the history of franchise. If he fucked Rey, they would birth Jesus Christ himself. He was just a generic action hero template for the player to get to jump into and enjoy every aspect of Star Wars with. But that in itself meant that Kyle had to be a Gary Stu. People only like him because he was in good games, but that doesn't mean the character of Kyle was good, because in most cases he wasn't.
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>>92202339
Rey's a woman.
It's no secret that Star Wars fans are misogynistic
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>>92202364
I think so at least. Being able to laugh and joke about something is a step towards acceptance.
If people really hated them they wouldn't spend so much time talking and making fun of them.
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>mfw they start naming super-weapons after me
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>>92202398
People joke about ISIS all the time but public perception isn't going to be changing any time soon
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>>92202372
>fanon calcuations of nearly 2800km
How the fuck. I got 667 km, assuming the Death Star is 120 km. which it was up until the Rogue one guide said it's 160 km
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>>92202239
>In what way?

His season 3+ look is loosely modeled after Starkiller. Is a Jedi apprentice who's flirted with the Dark Side and is working for the rebellion, like Starkiller.

His Dark Side mentor/tormentor is portrayed by Sam Witwer for fuck's sake.

> He has no connection to Vader at all.
Irrelevant.
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>There will never be a Latts Razzi figure to add another bounty hunter in your collection.

> Hasbro rigs a fan poll with boring characters who will likely get figures anyway just so Doctor Aphra can win due to her diversity.
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>>92202505
Any similarity is superficial and coincidental

There's no way they give a shit about a damn video game story
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>>92202549
>>>/toy/
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>>92196325

Another fucking retread.

Would is seriously kill them to come up with something that had the pretense of originality?
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>>92201859
Jesus fuck off. Not even Grinky posters lived this long. Even then it was actually funny unlike this cringecore
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>>92202339
>nobody complains

I've complained about it many times, often and loudly. I've also complained about Rey many times, often and loudly.

More people overall complain about the latter than the former because the movies have a much larger adult audience than the cartoons, and said audience is also more likely to be critical because it's a general audience rather than a specialized fan audience that might be more willing to overlook flaws.
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>>92202615
This is Star Wars, mate
Originality doesn't happen here

It's all about throwbacks and references. Pottery, remember?
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>>92202505
>Irrelevant
Dead wrong. The defining part of Starkiller's character is him being Vader's apprentice. Without that, Ezra is not similar at all.
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>>92202391
>I definitely complained about Ezra and Kanan and the others surviving multiple engagements with Darth Vader
This never happened

>And I'm still mad they keep beating Thrawn
This never happened either. Start watching the show, anon.
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>>92197245

Because Canon has done jack and shit for /tg/. When literally all your material is retread and recolors of existing shit there's nothing new to put into a sourcebook. Not only that, but movie "hype" has killed off half the X-Wing community since FF insists on stupid shit like making quadjumpers instead of the classic ships actual fans who play the game want.
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>>92202668
Both of those happened multiple times each. Shut the fuck up.
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OK. If Rebel spy never took plans of Death Star, they would not blew up Jakku to cover shit up, right? Was disbandment of senate a reaction to senator Amidala and Mon Mothma rebelion and rebel attack on a fucking Imperial outposts? Or was it pre-planned action in Death-Star-is-ready-to-go-check-list?
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>>92202560
>Any similarity is superficial
Maybe.
>and coincidental
Nope. It's 100% totally intentional.

>There's no way they give a shit about a damn video game story
They do enough to cherrypick bits out of it and retool it for their own purposes. Which is the only useful means for the EU/Legends to contribute to Star Wars.
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>>92197245
You mean actual Star Wars fans? That's a good thing.
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>>92202636
>being this angry
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>>92202713
>Nope. It's 100% totally intentional.
Why?
And where's the proofs?
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>>92202668
>they never beat Thrawn

That's right, it was even worse, they all walked right into his special secret -base because Hera was acting horribly out of character and risking everyone's lives to steal a piece of wood, and then they got captured but Thrawn let them go because it was all according to keikaku.
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>>92199628
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>>92193513

>CIA and Black Ops trained hundreds of Al-Qaeda operatives alongside the Mujahadeen
>Bites them in the ass later on

It has a basis in our world.
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>>92202699
>Jakku
I think you mean Scarif, Jedha was partially a cover up, but mostly a live fire test, a statement compared to the Alderaan manifesto
Anyway, from how Tarkin talks about "When has become now" I think the dissolution of the Senate was always on part of the plan (the last thing a dictator wants is even the semblance of a debate over his edicts), something that's further reinforced by the new comics where Palpatine admonishes Vader for fucking up as with neither the Senate or the Death Star the Empire is having a much harder job keeping planets in line
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>>92202865
did somebody say CIA?
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>>92202339

The difference is that Ezra always had at least one other Jedi with him at the time, and he had actual training.

Rey closed her eyes for ten seconds and suddenly Ben went from totally schooling her to losing badly, so it wasn't the injury. Not only that but she fought better than Luke did on Bespin, and against a man who somehow hadn't completed his training a good five years older than Luke or Anakin ever were by the time they were knights, or even Obi-Wan who took a couple of years longer than them.

Seriously Kylo somehow being this young buck is just people's headcanons to justify bullshit. He's actually thirty years old.
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>>92202742
>Why?

Why not? Lucas did that shit all the time when he was making the movies and TCW. And some folks at Lucasfilm actually like bits of the EU. It's the entire reason why Thrawn is in Rebels.

>And where's the proof?

Pic related.
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>>92202769
>special secret -base
It wasn't Thrawn's base. It was actually the field command post of the Slavin, the idiot Imperial who was (incompetently) commanding the campaign against Cham's forces, and said command post wasn't a bunker or even a castle but basically the Syndulla family chateau, hardly a hardened defensible location
And Hera went off to complete a mission for her own personal reasons to help deal with her family problems, otherwise known as "literally every episode focused on Ezra or Sabine"
Team Mom getting a chance to do something reckless for her own reasons isn't "out of character" in a bad way. Characters can step outside their roles sometimes you know
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>>92202649

The Aethersprite was largely original. The ETA 2 was meant to invoke a TIE fighter but was clearly different at every level due to having a more organic and rounded cockpit, an astromech slot, and two forward mandibles. The Arc 170 was also clearly different despite meaning to evoke the Y wing.

This has no fucking excuse.
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>>92202983
>pic related is proof
Oh holy shit, they're both looking at the camera!
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>>92203005
>The Arc 170 was also clearly different despite meaning to evoke the Y wing.
What
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>>92202549
>doesn't know how the Fan's Choice poll works
New to Star Wars figures, I see
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>>92203014

X wing. Fuck.

But the point stands. There's a difference between a design meant to evoke another one, and a design that's literally 90% similar with cosmetic changes.
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>>92202983
Welp sounds like ironclad proof!

That picture also proves Ezra is Snoke, by the way.
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>>92202983
Actually Ezra was designed from the ground up to resemble Desmond from the Assassin's Creed games
Pic related. It's undeniable proof.


I'm not saying that they never take anything from EU, but they clearly have skim the top.
Thrawn has a huge following in the fandom. He is by far the most popular EU character. By a huge margin

Starkiller was a less than liked character in a semi-successful game. Tad bit of a difference.
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>>92202947
Kylo was flagging throughout the entire fight, and he wasn't trying to kill her. Rey went from barely holding her own to being able to push back after she tapped into the Dark Side and let her rage control her
And she didn't "fight better than Luke did on Bespin", that's a fucking retarded comparison. Kylo hasn't got anywhere near the level of innate skill or experience with a lightsaber that Vader had, and Rey's attacks were mostly using brute force against a weakening opponent, certainly nothing fancy like the shit Luke was doing in ESB
And yes, he's thirty years old, but he's in a galaxy where lightsabers are basically unheard of, even his fellow pupils under Luke wouldn't have had that much experience actually dueling outside of training matches, and its clear from the movie that Kylo is much stronger with the Force and prefers to use it whenever possible
Ironically Kylo fights how people wished Yoda had fought, with the Force as his primary weapon and the lightsaber as a guarding weapon
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>>92202900
So, how much Rebellion is responsible for Alderaan genocide in that case?
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>>92202983
>Round head
>Looks scary
Undisputable proof
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>>92203101
>push back after she tapped into the Dark Side and let her rage control her

That's your fanfiction and you know it. The musical que was very clearly not dark side related. You could MAYBE have an argument for the lighting in a handful of shots but that lighting setup means more than one thing in Star Wars.
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>>92202947
He didn't even want to kill her. He drove her to the cliff, then she got the dark side power up and caught him off guard. Imagine driving a animal to the corner and then that animal goes into a frenzy and claws your eyes out.

His confidence was his undoing. I'm surprised people are still surprised at darksiders jobbing because of their inflated ego, because that happens to literally every single bad guy in the whole Saga.
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>>92203109
Not that much to be honest. Leia does give up the Rebel base (or at least A Rebel base) to use as a target, but Tarkin wanted his grand statement which he couldn't get from blowing up some out of the way dirtball
That and Alderaan had been covertly supporting the Rebellion for years by ANH, the dissolution of the Senate just removed any fear of consequences
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>>92203053
The Arc 170 is pretty damn similar to an X-wing
If that's acceptable, where is the line drawn?
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>>92203132
>lol musical que
>meanwhile the novelization literally states that Rey stands on the precipice of the dark side
>and Ridley has her murder face on while prowling around Kylo powerless on the ground
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>>92203185
It's similar but you can tell it's not literally the X-Wing.
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>>92203132
The music can do what the fuck it likes (and remember, new canon has been experimenting with the idea the Dark Side isn't INHERENTLY awful, just surrendering to it is), I'm talking about the shots after that with Rey practically snarling at Kylo as he scrambles backwards from her furious counter attacks, when she's standing over a wounded unarmed man preparing to kill him without mercy
She touched the Dark Side. She came back, but she definitely drew on it, and I bet you thats going to be a point of tension between her and Luke in TLJ
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>>92199814
Both of them, I thought she only got one fucked up.
And regardless the question was if the technology not existed, not if she still had them.
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>>92203045
Marvel, Disney, and Hasbro wanted to shill this
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>>92203337
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>>92203045
>it can't possibly be rigged if we call it the fan's choice
Not even one of the ones that are particularly mad about Aphra winning, but phew.
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>>92203185

It's S foils give out two smaller wings, it has two engine pods several times larger than the four. It has a more rounded nose. It's weapons hang low with no dish. It has a clearly visible rear gun and a copilot spot. It's sound profile is more directly lifted from the TIE fighter so you can tell even with your eyes closed it's not exactly the same as either ship.

Meanwhile the ST version of the same ship is identical with the same nose cone, the same weapons, the same cockpit design, the same crew layout, and the only thing that's really different is how the wings split, and it's very clearly closer to the OT than any divergence the other film has.

You don't even need to be particularly strict in drawing the line, the difference is kind of obvious.
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>>92203337
I will never understand why it's cool to call people queers now.
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>>92203337
>aphra is gay
so i DO have a chance
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>>92203337
Psst. Aphra got there because the individual sites that make up the poll all voted her in.

That's also how nobodies like Saelt-Marae and Sim Aloo made it in, but you'd know why those two had so much support in the nomination rounds if you knew anything about this.
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>>92203419

To be fair, fucking Katooni won a popularity pole at one point.

Even so, I have a very hard time believing Aphra would win such a poll.
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>>92203424
We may be a little preemptive on such detail oriented nitpicking when all we have to go is a shitty plastic model
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>>92203463
I don't, since all of the other finalists (except possibly Sim Aloo who Hasbro really doesn't want to do) have a strong chance at being made anyway. People tend to vote not for which one they want the most, but for the one that is least likely to get made without the poll.

That's how Revan and Jaina won the last two. People voted for them because they knew that as EU characters their chances were slim to none at being made unless they won the poll.
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>>92202690
[citation needed]
Oh wait, you don't have one. Outside the fact Vader wanted them to take them to their base in which he single handily crippled their fleet to retreating off Lothal. Are you forgetting Thrawn destroyed Phoenix Squadron? No,YOU shut the fuck up.

>Thrawn let them go because it was all according to keikaku.
>wants to destroy the entire Rebel cell
>lol let me kill this tiny leader and blow my chance
Jesus christ, are you stupid?
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>>92203463
>I have a very hard time believing Aphra would win such a poll

How come? She was successful enough to get her own ongoing comic, the only canonical character to originate in a comic to do that so far.
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>>92203005
Apparently the Eta-2 was partially based off of the toy for obi wans Delta-6 jedi starfighter which had an 'attack' mode where the side's popped off to reveal extra blaster cannons and it had s foils too
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>>92203463
The only people who wanted nobodies like Sim Aloo to win are guys who've been hardcore collecting for years and years and just want a figure to round out their collection
Aphra got a lot of traction from new fans who just want a figure of a new character they like
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>>92203436
Fucking homo
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>>92203512
This. It's only in places like here that I see anyone whining about the results. Everyone on collector sites and forums kind of understands the nature of the poll and why someone like Aphra would win over the others.

I do see whining on collector sites about some characters not getting into the final poll to begin with but that's another issue.
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>>92203337
>>92203411
Stop this. Aphra is for Skywalker dick only.
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>>92195474
Why wait?
http://www.moddb.com/games/star-wars-battlefront/addons/serejas-umbara-shadow-forest
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>>92203493
We don't even have a photo of what the actual ship looks like, we just have the wings and some hints of the engine block
Besides, complaining about TIE inspired ships looking vaguely alike is fucking dumb. They've had the same iconic panels for forty years now, no one and nothing is going to change that
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>the comics aren't even at 1 ABY yet
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>>92201496
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>>92203634
Why exactly is that a bad thing?
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>>92203604
That and placing high in the Fan's Choice poll tends to give them an even better shot at being made, even if they didn't win.
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>>92203684
Over two years of comics and they aren't even remotely close to reaching the ESB era yet.

They are dragging this shit OUT.
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>>92203608
Aphra is, at the very least, canonically interested in women.
There's still hope she's bi though
God I hope she's bi, I'd laugh all the way to the bank if my utter bullshit theory that she's Reys mother was actually right
Just not from Luke, because that would be retarded on multiple levels
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>>92203578
That astromech slot is so stupid
It's clearly just slapped on there to give an X-wing vibe

It doesn't make any sense
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>>92203634
Hardly matters, none of them are good at all. Horrible writing and bad art across the board. And birthed the horrendous Aphra character. Dark Horse's material was leagues better than this tripe.
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>>92203711
That's for the best, when you've only got two years to play with time skips are a horrible idea. And ANH happened over the course of two, maybe three days tops? Star Wars has always been fast paced
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>>92203759
>the horrendous Aphra character

What's wrong with her? The only thing I hate about her is that she brought the Edgebots along with her.
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>>92203604
>It's only in places like here that I see anyone whining about the results
And the funny part is a lot of the people I've seen throwing bitchfits here don't even know this isn't a poll for Black Series.
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>>92203806
Garbage Mary Sue that is as edgy and terrible as those droids.
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>>92202339
I'm surprised that Vader didn't slaughter Ezra after dropping a walker on him.
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>>92203821
>Mary Sue

If I could eliminate anything from the Star Wars fandom, it would be people using this term.
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>>92203857
You whining doesn't change the fact that she is. As are Rey, Sabine, and Hera.
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>>92203882
How is she a Mary Sue? Shit, her last appearance in Darth Vader was being literally thrown out of an airlock by Vader himself, hardly what would happen to a character meant to be beloved by everyone she meets
Or the fact that her comic is all about her trying to escape the mountains of debt she's accrued with various criminal enterprises, not least with the blood crazed Wookie who's only sticking around to collect his cut
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>>92192298
I got you senpai
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>>92203463
She's popular at Coruscant's top gloryholes
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>>92203758
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>>92203882
I just see the term tossed around so much in this fandom that it no longer has any meaning. I've seen it used to describe at least a dozen characters as well as fucking inanimate objects like ships and weapons. Find another way to describe your distaste for something than regurgitating nonsense terms.
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>>92203882
Her survival was kind of bullshit but she's not a Mary Sue.
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>>92203806
Bots are funny.
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>>92203940
>thrown out an airlock
>magically survives


Yeah. Definition of a Mary Sue. You're done.
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>>92203952
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>>92203974
Pic unrelated?
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I need your best reaction picture of someone laughing.
Like near mocking. I intend to use it for later.
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>>92203974
this bit and Discount Creepio going "I want to imbue droids with blood!" and vader just giving him that "what the fuck man" reaction are the only times I liked these two chucklefucks.
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>>92203974
This looks like it came from a 12-year-old Invader Zim fanfic writer.
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>>92203999
You watch too much cheap sci-fi. Humans can survive a couple minutes of vacuum exposure.
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>>92204023
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>>92204063
No they can't, and she was floating for at least 20 minutes.
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>>92204058
SW are for 12 years old.
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>>92204023
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>>92203952
Uncensored version pls, reverse search isn't helping.
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>>92203758
Probably why R4 was just a head on the delta 7
The clone wars changed the design to try and make astromech's fit but they slapped it right in front of the cockpit which itself seems pretty stupid
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>>92204023
>>92204023
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>>92204086
I would probably like 0-0-0 a little better if his design wasn't literally Dark 3PO.
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>>92203956
>she
Lol
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>>92204023
>>92204023
>>92204023
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUBkmStivkw

Is this the only good thing Wendig wrote?
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>>92204091
https://blue-agate-cantina.tumblr.com
Lol trying to reverse search it is a pain in the ass here u go
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>>92204161
The part where the Ravager crashes in Empire's End was good too.

And when Leia senses Ben
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>>92204001
>not liking traps
What are you fucking gay or something?
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>>92204023
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>>92204023
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>>92204199
I prefer dickgirls.
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>>92203999
>magically survives
What the fuck comic did you read? Because I (and everyone else) read the one where Aphra planned for that exact scenario and told Black Krrrsantan to be ready to suck her into his ship using the exact same technique she used to steal the money from an Imperial transport earlier in the series
A foreshadowed escape explicitly explained in the comic is not "magic" anon. Claiming it is shows a basic lack of reading comprehension
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>>92204199
Traps are p gay bruh
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>>92204222
>>92204199
>>92204173
Are there even any homos in Star Wars.
I need to know.
For reasons.
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>>92204173
Thank you Anon
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>>92204242
It's not gay so long as you don't cum first.
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>>92203882
I get the arguments for rey and sabine but why hera?
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>>92204266
So far we only have dykes.
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>>92204173
>only a couple images
Fuck, I need more ;_;
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>>92204266
Wedge, remember how at the Endor celebration he grabbed Luke's ass and gave him a deep tongue kiss? Wedge a homo, dude
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>>92203999
There's air in space in the Star Wars universe
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>>92204023
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>>92204267
You're welcome my son
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>>92203758
That's bullshit. You see the buldge perfectly well during the Dogfighting scenes. Also, the R2 droid gets a bit diced when put into a fighter.
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>>92203952
>nose ring

this meme needs to end
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>>92204310
It's funny how gay male couple are still somewhat taboo.
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>>92204199
That's clearly a reverse trap
Look at her ears
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>>92204266
As far as I know just a farmgirl with a crush on Ahsoka in her novel.
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>>92204023
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>>92204365
Its been that way for centuries, man on man is something the men in power can imagine and thus don't like, but girl on girl somehow always slips by under the radar mostly because its kind of hot
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>>92204323
There are a few burried deep in the star War /aco/ board
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>>92204199
trap on girl is straight

>>92204222
dickgirl on girl is straight because dickgirls are just boys
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>>92204365
Two girls kissing is hot. It's why I scoff whenever a show or a game or something tries to be 'brave' and 'progressive' by showing us lesbians. Even the most white-trash, redneck, stereotypical fag-hating god-fearing Trump-voting white supremacist looks at two hot girls kissing and gets a boner. It's the safest, least-risky possible way to represent homosexuality.
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>>92204383
The artist doesn't know males have human ears
>triggered
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>>92204479
>dickgirls are just boys
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>>92204482
It's even alright in Islam
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>>92204525
its true
its also hotter when boys are turned against their will into dickgirls and have passionate hetero sex with older dommy mommyfus
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So are there people who REALLY believe in Darth Jar Jar?
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>>92204541
"alright" alright, or "alright" because Muhammad just didn't think about the possibility of pure yuri love?
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>>92204482
As a non-straight male the prevalnce of lesbians but no gay male couples annoys me. It's like the easiest, safest way to be "progressive" without actually being progressive.
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>>92204023
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>>92204583
Reddit maybe
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Are there any male characters that could reasonably be gay or bi?
My bets are on Maul (may he rest in peace), Obi-Wan, Kallus, and Thrawn .
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>>92204593
alright because some batshit crazy imams interpret the koran however they want to and especially in order to satisfy their animalistic desires

someone post the memriTV cap
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Anything other than being straight is mental illness.
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>>92204593
Alright in the sense that whatever women do together is women's business.
Of course they ought to be married to men and do whatever he commands, but still. If two wives want to get it on while they're in their women's space, so be it.
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>>92204583
I like to believe that that was a nonsense theory made up by Lucasfilm marketers to trick people into watching and liking The Phantom Menace.
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>>92204599
This. 100% this.
And Star Wars has been surprisingly quite about having gay characters despite having a really open fanbase.
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>>92204660
Attraction in general is mental illness.

I mean, think of the shit that tends to get done in the name of love and all that crap.
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>>92204640
Obi-Wan is confirmed straight as he had some of that sweet Mando tang
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>>92204653
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>>92204640
You mean ones that aren't already confirmed as such? Because there are a couple gay males in canon, like the gay panther clones in the Lando comic and that obnoxious Imperial guy in Aftermath.

I would say it's possible Tarkin could be gay.
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>>92204660
Sexuality is not black and white, anon. It never was and never will be.
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>>92204698
It does portray Lucas as a tragic hero and the fanbase as whiny babies who ruined everything

But that might just be autistic idol worship
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>>92204640
Poe has to be gay at this point.

And I ain't even mad.
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>>92204660
So is depression, and that shit's perfectly natural and normal too
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>>92204732
I'm talking about the one that went something like "strictly speaking lesbianism is not as bad as homosexuality"
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>>92204161
>H-hah, maybe if I shit on the character nobody links they'll think I'm cool again
Fuck off Chuckie
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>>92204714
>confirmed straight
This only means he is confirmed bi my friend.
(Also there was Sabine but w/e)
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>>92204801
It's also something we try to combat, alleviate, and cure without being called "cismental depressophobic oppressors."
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Is it true that the Empire looks down on homosexuality?
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How can Sithbois even compete?
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>>92204861
The Empire looks down on whatever is fashionably progressive
Because they're the bad guys
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>>92204795
It would explain a hell of a lot really. Plus it would just reinforce his general "Captain Jack Harkness: Star Wars edition" vibe, he's got the swagger of a man who'd stick his dick in a Rathtar should it prove willing and able to consent
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>>92204861
I imagine they don't give a fuck so long as your tri-weekly bantha style on that supple Rodian lad in the spice den doesn't affect productivity
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>>92204811
I got you akhi
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>>92204864
Luke is cute! CUTE!!!
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>>92192522
will you be selling this?
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>>92204864
Luke is pretty damn /fa/ in all of his wardrobe minus the rinky dink farmer's tunic (and the pilot suit but that's aesthetically pleasing in other ways)
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>>92204960
>bantha style

What does this position consist of?
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>>92204864
The Chosen Gay
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>>92205003
Travelling single-file, to hide your numbers
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>>92204861
According to Wendig, but that man has an axe to grind so blatantly obvious I'm honestly amazed Rae Sloane survived Aftermath without turning against the Empire and/or becoming a lesbian in the process
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>>92205029
Fucking phenominal
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>>92204980
thanks hajji, always there to lend a helping hand to us americans
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So take your bets, who's gonna be the first homo in the film franchise?
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>>92205176
Already happened
Just not by choice. Poor Shmi.
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>>92199733
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>>92205173
Ur welcome
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>>92205176
Poe
Finn is getting an Asian waifu in TLJ
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>>92205176
The Han movie will reveal he is bisexual
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>>92204861
Only so much as they want offspring from their ranks.
>>92205031
This is not a thing original to Wendig, it's based in historical dictatorships.
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>>92205227
Not Poe and Finn?
Shit taste.
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>>92205247
>This is not a thing original to Wendig, it's based in historical dictatorships.
You're not wrong, but its the first time such an idea was applied to the Empire, or even Star Wars in general. Before that sexuality didn't show up that much (certainly not homosexuality) but it wasn't discriminated against either
In his bid to show how progressive the Rebels are, he pushed the entire galaxy back a step. Which, you've got to admit, is pretty fucking funny
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>>92205228
Ehh. Han seems kinda gay, but he's definitely a top. We need more bottoms in this universe.
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>>92205259
Finn can't be gay. He's already the token black
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>>92205298
wrong, we need more power bottoms and straight sub tops
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>>92205291
Why has sex been generally ignored in Star Wars for so long? The only sort of semi-countable Sex scene I can remember was that bit in one of the comics where Poe's parents banged.
Also Disney has already begun it's gay baiting, we must only wait.
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>>92205369
>Why has sex been generally ignored in Star Wars for so long?
Because Star Wars is for children
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>>92205369
go back to game of thrones
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>>92205369
Hard to write such an alien concept for your fans.
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>>92205383
There's all kinds of shady shit that has already happened. And like there are some fairly strong implications of sex, but it kind of gets glossed over. Plus, most of the fanbase of Star Wars I can guarantee are not children. Especially when it comes to merch sales. I mean, Disney owns Marvel, and while many of the movies are pretty safely family friendly, some of the material in the comics isn't.
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>>92205291
I'm not seeing what you're seeing. The Empire's a dictatorship it's not unbelievable they'd encourage "pure breeding". Anyone who doesn't follow rules in a dictatorship is going to be othered, I'd say Wendig let the Empire off pretty lenient with regards to discrimination.
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>>92205369
don't luke and lei bang at the end one of the pre ep5 books or comics or something?
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>>92204640
Thrawn wants the cute freckled butt of lieutenant commander vanto
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>>92205387
fuck
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>>92205476
>most of the fanbase of Star Wars I can guarantee are not children
But they are manchildren

Let's be honest here, Star Wars fans aren't overly familiar with sex.
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>>92204599
>>92204703
>>92205298
>>92205369
Fuckit, I'm starting work on the smut squadron fanfic. What race should twink'lek's boyfriend be, /swco/?
https://strawpoll.com/6221r2b
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>>92205369
The Han Solo movie will end with an explicit five minute long sex scene with Han and Lando, unleashing their secret repressed passion during an evening of a drunken celebration.
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>>92205476
>Plus, most of the fanbase of Star Wars I can guarantee are not children
Repeat after me:

STAR WARS

IS

FOR

TWELVE

YEAR-OLDS
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>>92200397
>This bitch nigga didn't read Galaxy of Fear as a kid.
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>>92205486
Speaking of pure breeding, is there anything in cannon about interbreeding between species? I remember something in rebels about a clone trooper living with this twilek out in the middle of nowhere with two kind of weird splotchy twilek kids? Is that even covered in cannon?
I assume the empire wouldn't support it?
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>>92205536
why not all of them?
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>>92205536
Bless you. Doing God's work.
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>>92205611
Mixed races reminds people of sex
And sex isn't a topic that comes up in Star Wars
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>>92205536
Please chiss
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>>92205611
TCW is definitely canon, yes. And while Kanan and Hera don't have a kid, we all know what goes down.
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>>92205619
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>>92205664
That little girl is older than her father figure
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>>92205536
TOGRUTA
For EXTRA freudic lekku goodness
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>>92205569
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>>92205687
What if he passed on his accelerated growth genes or whatever?
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>>92205569
>get to see another donald glover sex scene
my dreams have come true!
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>>92204640
Too obvious.
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>>92205664
Yeah! I was wondering if they really were confirmed interspecies. Are there any other interspecies characters? I remember something about Dathomirians and Zabracks but fuck if I know.
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>>92205731
He's not her biological father. He's just raising her kids.
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>>92205731
I was thinking that too. But apparently they just aren't his biological kids
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>>92205369
There was a sex scene in Lost Stars.

Granted, it cut away before it actually happened, but they are explicitly described as having sex.
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>>92205813
Why do they have blotchy human-colored skin then?
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>>92205855

>>92205831
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>>92205855
They're still half-human, just not Cut's.

So Suu just has a thing for humans, I guess.
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>>92205854
Same thing in Rebel Rising
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>>92205831
So interspecies confirmed. Wonder if that'll ever be brought back up again.
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>>92205885
Probably because male Twi'leks are butt ugly
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>>92205923
Or maybe she's just a freak with a human fetish because Twi'lek males are the personification of sex

Pic related, it's sex personified
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>>92205923
Stop your slander
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>>92205923
Cham was handsome...in his youth.
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>>92205982
>three fingered hands
>4 lekku
What the fuck is this freak?
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>>92205731

She'd then look younger. Clones age twice the rate of Humans. Cut couldn't have been with Suu for longer than a year at that point. So if he had a kid with her (assuming Clones aren't designed to be sterile) and his accelerated aging passed down, then it'd be physically a toddler. Shaeeah's likely the same or maybe a little less in chronological age as Cut.

>>92205786
>I remember something about Dathomirians and Zabracks but fuck if I know.

The Dathomiri species are a mix of Humans and Zabraks. It's likely that most, if not all, near Human species' can probably mix with one another.
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>>92205923
#notallmen
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>>92205369
Rebel Rising gets raunchy
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>>92206013
Your new fap material
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>>92206069
Saw using Jyn as a fucktoy and abandoning her when she got too old for his tastes confirmed?
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>>92206019
Man it's really surprising we don't see more mixed near humans then.
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>>92206019
>that soft shit eating grin on Maul
Damn he was a smug bastard during the Mandalore arc
Its sad knowing just how far he'd eventually fall all over again
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>>92206019
Ventress is a pure Dathomirian, Maul is a Zabrak/Dathomirian hybrid.
>>
>Watch ESB
>Tow Cable usage against AT-AT appears to have been invented on the spot
>Check EU lore
>Thirty pages of how TOW Cable apparently stands for Tactical Ordinance War Cable used extensively against AT-ATs by Wedge's brother's wife's sister's father's wookie friend's nephew

Why the fuck does this happen?
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>>92206069
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>>92206159
What's worse is that a lot of games required you to use the tow cable and gave you no other option.

Some were at least cool enough to let you use blasters on them, though it usually took a long time.
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>>92203952
I'm not even a fag and it made my dick hard.
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>>92205901
A sex scene? In Rebel Rising?

Are you saying Jyn is not PURE?
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>>92205536
>twink has a boyfriend
gaaaaaaaay
he should have a girlfriend and a boyfriend
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>>92206127
>pure Dathomiri
Where do they come from then? We've never seen a male that looked like the Nightsisters. I presumed the mixture of Zabrak and Dathomiri led the males to look like Maul and the females like Ventress.
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>>92206127
>Ventress is a pure Dathomirian

Just like Maul. The species is literally mad up of the descendants of Humans and Zabraks who bred with eachother. There were no Dathomiri before. Ventress and Maul, the Nightsisters and Nightbrothers are equally 50% Human and 50% Zabrak.
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>>92206208
OG Battlefront made the neck joint a massive weakness and if you managed to hit it with missiles or dish turret fire you'd to an asston of damage to them.
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>>92206236
I was wondering the same fucking thing. Didn't read it, what actually happened?
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>>92206159
Star Wars fanbase is pretty autistic
So every detail is as important to the universe as it is for them
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>>92206263
Are they like mules and can't interbreed I wonder? Could a Zabrak produce a child with a Dathomiri?
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>>92206208
I remember when the first Rogue One trailers dropped reading an annoyed comment about how an AT-AT flinched when shot with a rocket because "only tow cables can defeat them."
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>>92206208
Reminds me of Shadows of the Empire
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>>92206165
>>92206288
After Saw abandons Jyn she needs to fend for herself, so she is hired to fix a droid by a woman pilot. Instead she uses her forgery skills to avoid a fine. The pilot takes her back to her world and Jyn meets her son, Hadder. He's a cool dude who cooks and likes Jyn a lot. (Both him and his mom are really nice in general) They do the deed after getting to know each other, it's a bit more lewd than Lost Stars but it's nothing crazy.

Both Hadder and his mom blow up in space trying to escape due to a firefight with the Rebels and the Empire.
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>>92206351
I imagine they can, considering they were likely isolated on Dathomir for quite some time.
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>>92206354
Now that I think about it, why didn't any rebels seem to have rocket launchers on Hoth?
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>>92206400
Tame as fuck
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>>92198985
>evil Rey
>still has exposed shoulders
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>>92201994
>not /ss/ forcing Ezra to give her oral with one leg slung over his shoulder

You have failed me for the last time, admiral.
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>>92206263
Then why do the females not have horns?
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>>92204023
>>92204339
Fuck I'm sure i had somewhere gif version of laughing lucas and i can't find it now
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>>92205813
So Cut is a cuck?
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>>92206351
>Are they like mules and can't interbreed I wonder?
What do you mean? The Nightsisters treat the Nightbrothers as breeding stock, primarily.

>Could a Zabrak produce a child with a Dathomiri?
Sure. The last surviving Nightsister mated with a Human. If a Dathomiri male procreated with a Zabrak female, then they'd just have a kid who's 3/4s Zabrak and 1/4 Human. Maybe with some additional weird skin coloring since Zabraks have close to Human skin-tones.
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Get the kek in here
>>92206479
>>92206479
>>92206479
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>>92205982
A Twi'lek-Hutt abomination
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>>92206400
>Jyn's vagina has been used

DROPPED
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>>92206450
Because they knew what they were up against, so why bother issuing heavy ordnance you know won't work and will only slow down soldiers that will, inevitably, have to retreat into Echo Base proper?
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>>92206451
Its a YA novel, they aren't going to go into detail about how weird yet awesome Jyn's tooth gap felt on the guys dick
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>>92206473
>/ss/ forcing Ezra to give her oral with one leg slung over his shoulder
Oh my lord, I NEED to see this
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>>92206492
I don't think the night brother's coloration is biological if they're human and Zabrak?
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>>92206492
>The last surviving Nightsister mated with a Human.
You just had to remind me, didn't you?
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>>92206480

Because that's just how they turned out.

Why don't males have hair? Both Humans and Zabraks grow hair. Why do Dathomiri have skin-tones that Humans and Zabraks don't?

In all likelihood, it's probably due to a mix of Dathomir's climate, Nightsister magic adn selective breeding.
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>>92206574
Garbage ship. Needs to be removed from cannon.
I don't remember them procreating though? Did I miss something?
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>>92206583
His bio lists Savage Oppress as Dathomirian and Zabrak.
Does that mean he's 3/4ths Zabrak??
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>>92206572
>I don't think the night brother's coloration is biological if they're human and Zabrak?

Not natural for Humans and Zabraks, no.

But Dathomiri males are born with dual skintones. Pitch black is the only consistent. The other tones vary between red, orange and yellow.

The Nightsisters add tattooing to the black bits to make them more elaborate and menacing.

>>92206574
>You just had to remind me, didn't you?
What's wrong with Shelish?
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