Star vs Mewberty

Because she's a weird bug girl

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>not using the right pic

>>91188373
>everybody
But anon, Marco likes Jackie.

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Idk, Jannas cuter

>>91188373
Because star is __cute

Here's an episode idea I had based on something that was discussed last thread.

>After Star returns to Mewni, it turns out that she was infected with a cold virus shortly before she left Earth. The cold soon spreads, and due to it being an Earth disease, the mewman's immune systems aren't use to it, resulting in a potentially deadly plague.

>>91188397
He likes every girl except Janna

>>91188427
Marco is in love with Janna, he just doesn't know it yet.

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>>91188424
>star vs the forces of black death

>>91188402
Let's hope this was foreshadowing

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>>91188481
Sorry, forgot the picture.

Let's hope THIS was foreshadowing.

>>91188373
Not me
Show is teen drama garbage

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>>91188397
He likes Jackie romantically
He loves Star platonically

>>91188510
Just because we like to focus on the shipping bullshit doesn't mean the show's all about the shipping drama.

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>Star's reaction to you asking for her hand in marriage is?

>>91188545
Nothing about his relationship with Star is platonic.

That's just a lie they tell themselves and their friends.

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>>91188373
>huuur we hate monsters
>is an inhuman bug monster

Really makes you think...

>>91188630
"Who the heck are you?"

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>>91188373
Reposting because it's cute as hell
>someone made a storyboard test about Star having a cold
>they would've been hired on the show for this, but didn't live in the us and wouldn't have been able to start in time
http://sta.sh/21o447iar2yf

What if Star got crazy and fused herself with every girl in town into an unholy abomination of flesh so Marco would be forced to love her, at least partially?

>>91188718
>>91188424

>tfw no cute sick bug girl episode.

>>91188562
Cut the mediocre romance and you still have a mediocre series.
Villains are bad as fuck , suddenly every girl want the MC, the Toffy guy is just a season ending plot. Star attacks are UG tier of cringe.

>>91188773
>It's shit because I don't like it

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>>91188373

>>91188670
Star is cute, monsters are ugly. Humans (and apparently Mewmen too) are visual creatures.

Of course, if she actually looks like >>91188382
then forget all of this.

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>reminder that there's canonically an alternate timeline where Mewberty was permanent

extra arms = better hugs

>>91188836
It makes that Mewberty fancomic all the better, since it's sort of canon.

>>91188773
Shit=/=mediocre

I love this show, I really do. But is there any decent indication how well this is doing? These threads only get 110 posters top during the hiatus. Our rebbit counterpart only has 9,000 people subbed to it. How good are the book sales at least?

>>91188836
I wish we could have seen more of that

>>91188887
During season it's twice or three times as busy.

>>91188773
>Star attacks are UG tier of cringe.
This is my only complaint.

When Marco got kidnapped by Toffee, the ridiculous spell names when she went to save him kind of ruined the mood.

>>91188887
Who cares? They already ordered season 4.
Five seasons would probably be too much anyway.

>>91188836
its also canon Mina is just a Star from another universe

>>91188887
>reddit
>>>/reddit/

>>91188919
I only really remember one spell name during that scene (something like "supersonic leech bomb" or whatever). Literally all the rest were silent.

I mean I get the complaint but they actually kind of avoided the issue there.

Actually even the names themselves don't bother me since they established that's just Star rather than what all magic is. She WOULD name spells that. But that's just me; if you already hate the names a justification in the show probably won't change much.

>>91188938
Don't worry grandpa, with Chrome I can be on both sites at the same time. Stop using IE7 please.

>>91188983
He's saying you have to go back just for visiting reddit.

>>91188670
Yeah, if Marco was a girl, Janna would be in jail

>>91188887
Doing pretty well to get a 4th season order fairly recently. Apparently it's doing well on online platforms. Dunno about book sales; I'm hoping they'll one day get to finish that comic (BUY THE BOOK GUYS).

But back in 2015/early 2016 there were like half as many unique posters between seasons and the threads were much slower. The show's really picked up fans in the last month or so.

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>>91188373
Sensitive wings?

Many male butterflies deliver more than just sperm to their mates. Most provide a spermatophore, a package of sperm and nutrients the female needs to produce and lay eggs. Some males collect specific nutrients to produce a better spermatophore in an attempt to attract a mate.

Females store the sperm in a sac called a bursa until she's ready to lay her eggs. She fertilizes her eggs as she lays them, using the last sperm she received first. For this reason, males of some species will leave a substance that dries into a film on the female's abdomen in an effort to keep her from mating with other males.

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>>91188836
>you will never sack monster Rome with Star the barbearian

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>>91188670
>Inhuman
>Looks exactly like a human in all but baby bug wings you can't even see
hmmmmmm

>>91188933
I thought maybe Mina/River spawn.

>>91189026
It probably has something to do with all the cuck shitposting

>>91188836
>ignoring the younger versions and believing all versions start at the same time

>>91189001
Guys are pretty much always after sex though, so that double standard makes sense.

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>>91188836
What does this timeline mean?

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>>91189031
>You will never sack Rome

>>91189062
Feels like these threads have sorta eased up on the cuck stuff recently.

I do think the cuck shitposting since the mid-season finale sort of helped spread awareness of the show here though. "Star gets cucked" is a weird kind of advertisement but if it works, it works

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Post starco songs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TrwInzqN-dA

>>91189101
Because, despite Jarco, it's actually become more obvious that Starco is endgame since then. The shitposters have given up trying to convince anyone

>>91189092
permanent Halloween dimention?

albeit Star replacing Ludo would be much better one

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>>91188402

>>91189092
Ludo and star switch positions

>>91188836
>Remember that there's an AU where she's a demon
>Remember that there's one where she's a goth
>Remember the one where she's a doughnut head
>And see that one near the top?
>She's wearing the skull - humans are the outcast in that universe

>>91189092
Monsters rule Mewni, Mewmans are oppressed, but Star is still privileged royalty, as is Ludo, so that doesn't really matter to her. Leads an impoverished Mewman army claiming to want to better their lives but actually wants the wand for herself to subjugate the universe. Basically in Ludo's role and him in hers, both retaining their own personalities but I guess adjusted slightly to fit their different situations.

I imagine a Glossaryck/Toffee roleswap in this scenario but maybe that's unnecessary. Some see Moon as the villain but I think since we know both Star and Ludo's parents both can stay as they are.

>>91188983
>chrome
>redditshit
It's like a match made in heaven

>>91189180
I'd love to draw that.

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>>91188402

>>91188836
>>91189166
Any donut-head timeline fanart?

>>91189245
I would totally make Janna into a housewife

>>91188402
>>91189245
Janna's a shit.

>>91189180
Keeping moon and toffee in the same position works better due to the idea of moon has to fight toffee to get star back, It also makes that one scene in starcrushed really sad

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PU LOH
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>>91189279
Is there any art of janna as a traditional housewife doing traditional housewife duties?

I like weird bug girls because I jerked it to homestuck trolls for years, and they're way more buglike than star ever will be.

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>>91189354

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>>91188795
>filename
What's the pixiv? I like their stuff

>>91189075

> implying Janna isn't obviously thirsty for the D(iaz)

>>91189301
That could work too, although in this scenario you'd have to wonder how Moon reacted to Star before she got to that point. The situation that doesn't work for me is Moon being in Toffee's place as a villain and I guess Toffee being on the other side-- Moon literally being related to Star but also her enemy would make that whole deal more complicated than it maybe needs to be.

My rationale for switching Glossaryck and Toffee is that both are willing to work as mentor figures while also secretly working to further their own mysterious agendas. I guess Glossaryck would still be some powerful cosmic being but also the villain and maybe magically kept from achieving his full potential (Ludo's mom used the "darkest spell" and damaged him somehow?). Toffee would be like an expert on the spellbook or an advisor to the wand wielder, maybe not too crazy about such a job and so utilizing manipulation to make it easier on him, trying to work against Glossaryck the same way, etc.

>>91189221
So many of the AUs could make their fanart universes.

I feel like there isn't much Mathmagic-inspired art yet though.

>>91189025
BUG IS FOR HUGS, NOT FUGS

>>91189441
But does she want the Jr D or the Sr D?

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>>91188887
It got renewed for a fourth season halfway through the second one. Disney has total faith in it and it's Disney XD's centerpiece.
On /co/ at least it blew up after Bon Bon, the social media presence is huge compared to what the Season 1 finale got.

>>91189455
Be thankful the SVTFOE fans haven't gone to the AU level as Homestuck has.

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>>91189466
>NOT FUGS
get a load of this homo

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Rate the likelihood of this ship

>>91189441
Girls don't like sex, anon. Sorry to break it to you.

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Please don't call Star a bug.

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>>91189506
0%

>>91189330
There should be
If there are any drawfags around we should ask them

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>>91188373
because she's perfect

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>>91189490
I guess

At the very least I wish there'd be more art of "what if Star Vs. was an uglier and worse cartoon"

>>91189524
How do ya do spoilers 'n shit?

>>91189514

this is what male virgins actually believe

>>91189552
This is what normies actually know subconsciously

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>>91189541
You know, normally i dont mind spoonfeeding but jesus christ anon.
how new?

>>91189583
>New to this board, browse everywhere else but here an A.

>>91189455
Keep glossaryck the same role. toffee can still be kept the same by getting denounced for attempting a coup on the Avarius kingdom giving him a reason of revenge or just keep them kingdoms the same

>>91189572

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but girls enjoy sex

If you think they don't, likely they just don't enjoy sex with you, and you're projecting this onto the entire population

>>91189572
This.

>>91189552
Girls are using sex to get valuable goods and control males.

>>91188373
She's sooooooooo cute

>>91189480
How come a scrying spell is considered a dark spell.
In other magic related shows or books scrying spells are pretty basic.

>>91189599
>being this delusional

Eh, whatever. I'm not the one spending my time and money on a totally-not-a-prostitute skank.

When you post in these threads, do you think you're speaking with only white males or people from different backgrounds and ethnicities?

>>91188545
Hey, do you have a link to a better quality scan of the book?

>>91189642
i try to imagine that i'm talking to star

>>91188499
NO

>>91189627
This anon knows the truth.

>>91189466
6 arms means more kinky fun.

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>>91189125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVq_nN1Mt0w

>>91189642
what does it matter

stay anonymous

stay noided

>>91189594
Yeah, it's hard to tell what should be switched and what should stay the same when we don't even know all the endgames yet. The same roles, more or less, would work in that case.

Hardest part is how Marco fits into it all. Ludo's probably too old to be an exchange student.

>>91189599
>likely they just don't enjoy sex with you
I think that anon doesn't have sex at all and gets every piece of information about it from /pol/ theories.
Just like me.

>>91189642
I honestly don't even think about it

unless someone literally starts talking about their personal life i'm just going to be thinking about star & friends

>>91189642
I actually think I'm talking to my own self when I post in these threads, sometimes calling myself a cunt with shit taste for having an opinion I'm not so supposed to have I don't even samefag that often

>>91189642
I imagine everyone's just a figment of my own imagination

>>91189684
/pol/ theories are usually right tho

>>91189630
Because voyeur.

>>91189642
I'm here because I don't care who I'm talking to. If you do you're in the wrong place

>>91189642
I'm Russian and once I saw a Polack here. Next time? Two Peruvians. This threads are really motley.

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STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

>>91189653
Buy it you fag https://mega.nz/#!f4EyFbQD!_ZOHSfVII4__vd27z7r9cvCfnlTI6twKUHOL47tbjeA

>>91189630
Invading someone's private life without their knowledge is pretty sketchy,

I'm more put off with how so many fantasy series treat mindreading/altering as a totally normal and cool thing to do to people. Which isn't quite the same, but still.

>>91189642
I'm peruvian, so white males have different backgrounds and ethnicity to me.

>>91189642
I like to think everyone here is a bunny like me.

>>91189642
I'm talking to anonymous users who may or may not be honest about who they are and what they think.

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>>91189706
What if Star uses the spying spell to watch Marco and Jackie fuck because she secretly thinks it's kinda hot

>>91189725
>Buy it you fag https://mega.nz/#!f4EyFbQD!_ZOHSfVII4__vd27z7r9cvCfnlTI6twKUHOL47tbjeA

I can't find it on my country...

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>>91189630
It's not inherently dark (green) magic, but it's "forbidden" along with everything else in Eclipsa's chapter.
The power to spy on anyone from anywhere at anytime, without the target(s) knowing, is guaranteed to tempt the user into abusing it and doing things they regret. "Spying leads to crying."
Even worse, magic can be cast through it.

>>91189642
Well, mostly americans and latin americans, because that's what I found most people are here.
I could be talking to anyone in the world. Maybe you are from Cameroon, but I dont fucking care.

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>>91189514
>Girls don't like sex
Do you even watch this show?

>>91189747
>Cuck Queen

Is there anymore like this?

http://sta.sh/21o447iar2yf

>>91189589
But spoilering in an option on every board, noob

>>91189514
My girlfriend is more hornier than me and I'm a total pervert.

>>91189793
2D is not the same as 3D

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>>91189628

>>91189493
Source?

>>91189589
>new to this board
>A
jesus fucking christ tumblr fag you could even slap this shit into google if you felt to lazy to actually read the FAQ

>>91189835
Spring break starts today anon.

>>91189848
It finished last week Africanon

>>91189814
I don't know how to utilize it. Do I click it, then what?

>>91189683
Due to how small ludo is you could get his age wrong and his dad would probably find it funny that someone thought he was a child and roll with it

>>91189761
Nigga there's amazon and shit it's the fucking current year.

>>91188887
Remember how Steven Universe didn't get huge until after the Lapis episode? That's what Bon Bon was for this show.

>>91189858
Most of america has spring break the first week of april, not sure about rest of the world.

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>>91189741
Cute!

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Ao, do you think Star actually has a cat or was it just an oddly specific suggestion?

>>91189820
I believe you so hard it hurts. literally
>>91189824
This.

>>91189875
I don't watch SU so I wouldn't know.

>>91189793
I wonder if Star really knows what sex is.

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>>91189901
Nefcy has a cat problem

>>91189793
You're delusional.

>show

Yes. It's a show. Fictional. Not reality.

Stay woke.

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>>91189929
Yup.

>>91189938
Spoken like a true virgin

>>91189924
She's 14, what do you think anon?

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>>91189924
She has a "Meberty and You" book, but she clearly didn't read it.

>>91189964
No? I didn't learn about sex until I was 21.

>>91189961
Spoken *as* a true retard

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>MARCO! IT'S YOUR COUSIN! YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING OR HIT A BURGER!

>>91189980
You're a guy, though.

>>91189985
Just proved my point :)

>>91189901
If we never get a mention of one in the show, even when she's on Mewni, I'd say no.

Sounds obvious, but if we go 4 seasons without her even mentioning her cat then it'd make more sense for it to be just a cat reference because Nefcy/Star likes them.

>>91190012
I'm not same anon kek

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>>91189964
She's also a magical princess from another dimension who thinks toilets are magic.
Then again she also sees Marco's dingaling on a regular basis, so it's pretty up in the air.

>>91189961

>>91189466
Bug star could take 9 dicks at once, we're not wasting that potential.

>>91190027
>I was just pretending to be retarded and a virgin
Sad!

>>91189636

> N-n-no see guys I'm SMART because I don't have sex

> being this pathetic

>>91189763
I'm still a little confused on how it works. Glossaryck was able to see it, but only because he's has some deity levels of magic. I guess? Is the portal only visible if the caster wishes it?

>>91190052
Glossaryck is the embodiment of magic itself, i imagine he has some sort of developer perks when it comes to magic

>>91190042
How's it going as President, Mr. Trump?

>>91188718
>ywn comfort star while she is sick.
Like jack, I have forgotten my purpose.

>>91189865
Ludo could probably even get away with just crashing with the Diazes on Earth since it wasn't like Star went through any official process.

I also thought maybe Dennis could be there too, with Ludo protecting him with the wand. We don't know much about Dennis but he's more likely to be underage

>>91190042
You also sound like a virgin, desu. We're all here on /co/, let's not lie to ourselves that we're all non-virgins.

>>91190047
I'm not proud of it! Just saying, you shouldn't be so delusional as to the nature of the transaction.

Goddamn, are we being raided? Can't normalfags just fuck off already?

>>91190042
>Not pretending to not to be what you are not.
Super sad!

>>91190052
Glossaryck broke out one of Rhombulus's crystals on his own (they were weakened but Star and Eclipsa couldn't do that) and can reach through the mirror phone like it's a portal.

I think the spying portals aren't visible but he can see them because of his level of magic.

>>91190115
/co/ is normie friendly, fellow anon.

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>>91190052
It probably works how the caster wants or expects it to work.
When she spies on Marco and Jackie, it follows them at a fixed distance and they're totally unaware of it. They might just have not noticed, but a spying spell that let people know you were spying on them isn't very useful.
When she tries to spy on Glossaryck, she has to search for him, and then it appears as a portal in space on both ends. However, she had expected to be able to just reach through and grab Glossaryck when she casted the spell. Then she completely reworked the spell on the fly to let her do it, after Glossaryck told her it couldn't be done.

Basically we should just assume Star's magic does whatever she wants it to, if she's focused enough on doing it.

What if Star was Mexican and Marco was white

>>91189583

geegeegeegee baby babybaby

>>91190138
>friendly
>implying it doesn't consist of 100% normies

>>91190155
The day when humans unironically began using "normie" as a real word is when I realized there really was no hope for man.

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>>91190052
Star's innocent and spontaneous casual racism is adorable.

>>91190111

> implying

Buddy you don't have to pay girls for sex, either directly through a hooker, or indirectly through paying for dinner/stuff for her or whatever pathetic betas think they need to do for access to pussy

If you believe that you do, you are suffering from real, actual delusions

>>91190214
Or you're just not good-looking enough, like ~80% of guys.

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I bet you virgins have never received a (You) from a real girl before

>>91190243
>implying real girls post on 4chan
>implying real girls browse 4chan
>implying real girls have heard of 4chan
>implying real girls wouldn't run in horror from 4chan

>>91190209
Fuck, I did't mean to reply

>>91190240

> Thinking you have to be good looking to get pussy

It helps, but an average looking guy with the right personal characteristics will get more pussy than a good looking guy with an average personality every time

This huge chip on your shoulder you have? This is how women act when they feel like they're not getting the attention from men they deserve. Stop being so incredibly pathetic

>>91190276
What about the bottom ~20% of guys? No personality change can really help there.

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Please post cute Stars or go back to your respective >>>/soc/ and >>>/r9k/

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>>91190270
>implying that's not something a girl would say

>>91190243
They never give me the time of day for anything... not even a you... hold me... I'm sad!

>>91190243
Traps are not real women and why would I want a disgusting 3D female when I have glorious 2D?

>>91190276
>average looking guy with the right personal characteristics will get more pussy than a good looking guy with an average personality every time


This is what delusional virgins believe lol

holy shit

>>91190307
Sorry anon, I'm a guy.

>>91190148
Do you think it's possible(assuming if Star gets stronger), she could replicate a method similar to dimensional scissors?

>>91190292

Unless you are literally mutant-tier when it comes to looks (and no, that's not 20% of guys) yes, it can. There have been ugly motherfuckers throughout history that have gotten hot women. Women are not the same as men, they generally do not hold looks in as high regard as men do.

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Jesus fucking christ all this shitflinging b8 about "MUH REAL GIRLS!!" "WHY WONT STAR HAVE SEX WITH ME!!!"
just post shit about the show you mongs.
Like best girl

>>91190360
>Women are not the same as men, they generally do not hold looks in as high regard as men do.
Ugly woman detected

>>91190336

The only delusional virgin here is you, for thinking that women are exactly like men and value looks just as much as they do

>>91190209
Is this really the only place not visited in the show yet? If so, that Jackie mermaid theory is looking pretty plausible...

>>91190370
HEKAPOO HAS A BARREN WOMB

>>91190360
> generally do not hold looks in as high regard as men do.

Oh my god

are you being serious right now

You're either a woman baiting virgins on this board or borderline delusional

I have nearly 5 personal stories and a ton more evidence straight from the mouth of women who say this isn't the case

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>>91190370
can't say no to that

>>91190380

> no women TOTALLY are the same as men and have the exact same turn-ons they do

liberal biology-denying cuck detected

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>>91190389
It would be such a missed opportunity for all this Autism to go to waste
>>91190406
delet

>>91190416
HEKAPOO WILL NEVER BEAR CHILDREN

>>91189814
It really isn't though.

It's on any media-focused boards, like this, /tv/, /a/, /v/, etc. It's not an option on a lot of others. If the image spoiler checkbox shows up, then you can use spoiler tags; otherwise you can't.

concept: live-action Star Vs. movie in which all the magic is done in the most basic "special effect" kids' computer program and all the characters are played by their respective VAs in cheap inaccurate costumes

>>91190385
Women value looks much more. Men are generally willing to settle with what they consider a worse-looking woman if she has a better personality.

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>>91188718
>YWN bring a sick Star extra blankets
>YWN tuck a sick Star comfortably into bed
>YWN insist that she stays in bed to get better
>YWN bring her water and soup and eggs
>YWN occasionally check her forehead temperature because you're worried for her
>YWN watch movies in her room with her when she's bored
>YWN listen to her somehow make coughing and sneezing into an adorable sound
>SWN thank you for looking after her and being so caring and gentle
>SWN reward you with an adorable smile, the best she can do without contaminating you

why the fuck am i forced to participate in this cruel venture we call existence

>>91190459

we're hitting levels of laughable denial of reality that shouldn't even be possible

>>91190452
The king will always be high as fuck!

>>91190188
Why is that, anon?

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>>91190355
That's basically what she did, turning the All Seeing Eye into a portal.
Before Hekapoo started passing scissors around, Glossarcyk says he was the only one who could freely travel between dimensions. And everyone else, even Hekapoo, needs scissors to do it.

Star physically tore a hole in spacetime with her bare hands, an unprecedented feat of magic that the not-god of magic thought was impossible, by reworking on the fly a four-line incantation devised by one of the most talented Queens to ever live, on her second time ever using the spell.
She is fourteen years old.

>>91190476
Thankfully you've contained it all in your posts, so the rest of us are safe

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>>91190406
Not anymore

>>91190476
Which part are you claiming is wrong, delusional anon?

So this thread is going to be the 2nd worst not!/sveg/ thread that's been created, yes?

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>>91190513
I really like this artist in particular. Got a source?

>>91190409
>I believe what 5 stupid women tell me over what actually goes on in life
You're a fucking moron. And no amount of "ahh normies!" bitching will change that

>>91190435
I can think of two big reasons why Eden Sher wouldn't be a good live-action fit for Star.

>>91190538
I don't know about you, but i'm having fun

>>91190104
Man virginity doesn't exist as a physical thing anyway.

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>>91190538
Mods are fucking asleep today I guess

>>91190541
BlueJr

>>91190518
She clearly kidnapped that infant in a fit of sterility induced rage

>>91189405
Find it by svtfoe tag

>>91190552
Let me guess: she's not hot enough according to you?

>>91190565
what about the anus

Is there an update of juxtaposed allies?

>>91190151
She'd be found headless in a week, the head not found until a few weeks after that being used to mark territory.

>>91190592
TWO

BIG

REASONS

think about it. think about star.

>>91188630
"Dude you're gross, go away"

>>91190552
>two big reasons
Oh you :^)

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>>91190603
Area took last week off, new page should be up by tomorrow night.

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>>91190621
YOU CHEEKY BASTARD

>>91190546
Women would rather fuck a dirt poor 6'2" ripped good looking guy whose as dumb as rocks rather than a 5'8" average looking guy who makes 100k+ a year as a scientist of some sort

>>91190648
accurate

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Guys, guys, what about an AU where everything is the same except there's sexual tension between Marco and Janna?

>>91188979
>>>91188919
>I only really remember one spell name during that scene (something like "supersonic leech bomb" or whatever). Literally all the rest were silent.


That spell should give people pause.

She conjured up a whole cluster of limpet mines.

Imagine if she cast that on people.

"Chunky salsa effect"

>>91190584
That fresh? She'd have to had open a portal the moment that baby fell out of the womb to get it to obtain one that young.

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>Anon, you've been on that website all day but you don't look like you're enjoying yourself.
>C'mon, take a break. Let's go downstairs and watch a movie!

>>91190702
I couldn't live with someone like Star for an entire week.

Too high energy and annoying as all fuck.

>>91190702
No star, I need to whiteknight my waifu online. This is top priority.

>>91190702
there is literally no good movies out now that are good to watch

>>91190702
I ENJOY MY ANGER AND DISAPPOINTMENT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

>>91190452
>River gets high to deal with this troubling news

B E S T D A D

>>91190736
But Star is your waifu.

>>91190570
>Her mom is going to have his head chopped off
>But which one

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>>91190732
Yeah but the cuddle game is ridiculous.

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>>91190702
I would if I could

>>91190435
If it gets Nefcy in a cheerleader costume, I'm all over it

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>>91190702

>>91190528

> women value looks more than men

Simply untrue and if you actually believe this it explains 100 percent of your lack of success with women and bitterness over that fact. If you are so far into delusion that you actually, 100 percent believe this, you are beyond help

>>91190732
>annoying as all fuck
Fuck off Helios. Who even invited you anyway?

>>91190698
You saying she wouldn't do that? After decades, maybe even centuries, of trying to have a child of her own only to be told that it was all for naught it makes perfect sense for her to snap and use her powerful magic abilities to take someone else's baby to sate her burning desire to be a mother

>>91190759
Exactly

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>>91190797
It belongs to her anon. she and Male lover made it

>>91190801

>>91190644

>>91190742
>>91190702
>because mewni is more or less medieval, star's idea of a movie is very early 20th century recordings and experiments in filmmaking
>everything else is too disorienting and upsets her a bit

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>>91190794
holy fuck dude we get it, you're an absolute poon slayer, now can you quit responding to obvious bait and post Star?

>>91189075
Aahhahahahahah fuck off cunt

>>91190812
Hekapoo? HekaMILF.
>Dem big ol tiddies

>>91190794
>>91190546
>>91190476
>>91190414
>>91190385
>>91190360
Go back to /cgl/ you retarded landwhale piece of garbage

>>91190836
I'm just going to assume it's bored kids fishing for replies.

>>91188373
I can't stand her. Jackie is the best girl.

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>>91190736
>Don't worry about what those guys say, anon.
>You're the one who's important to me.

>>91190648

The way you phrased that makes me realize where your confusion comes from

It isn't the looks that makes the woman attracted to guys when there are better long-term options available. It's the man's stance, confidence and personality

Or in other words, a woman would fuck a dirt poor 5'8 average looking guy who had the right attitude before they'd fuck a 6'2 guy who makes 100k a year but has the dull, stagnant personality of an office drone

>>91190794
Nobody said it explains 100 percent of anyone's lack of success, nice strawman you got there though.

>>91190864
I love you too, star.

>>91190860
Jackie isn't even best mermaid

>>91190824

> This guy acknowledges basic reality, he must be trying to impress us into thinking he gets all the pussy

hot damn that's some real bitterness

>>91190874
...

No.

No, a woman would not.

>stance, confidence and personality

these don't mean jack shit unless you're attractive

"just b confident bro xd"

"just b urself bro xd"

jesus christ

Guys, I heard a rumor that barneyfag has gotten into this show. Is that true?

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You guys know this girl is 14, right?

>>91190928
Who the fuck is that even

>>91190812
I want to see older Hekakid and HekaMom / MILF.Preferably doing something cute.

>>91190599
You can sew it back! Hymen too, though...

>>91190930
Leni Loud is 16, anon.

>>91190923

> beyond help: the post

>>91190938
Lurk for two more years before posting again. This thread really is being raided by kids, spring break fags have arrived.

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>>91190930

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>>91190914

>>91190930
15 as of the end of the 2 season, actually

>>91190971
sauce

>>91190406
I don't even watch this show.

I come here for Star-cucking.

But you better shut that pretty mouth of yours, anon, before it gets you into more trouble than it can work off.

>>91190948
I could draw that.

>>91190974
They finished their first year of high school, my dude. The second season finale was the summer break about to start up.

>>91190948
Imagine Hekamom making cute little flower crowns for her hekakids

>>91190812
i love the fact that it has tiny arm spikes

>>91191013
how do you know what month her birthday is

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>>91190864
>>91190702
>swn be understanding of your internet addiction
>swn tempt you to get off your computer to hang out with her
>swn encourage you to grow as a person while letting you exist in your comfort zone
>swn be patient with your social idiosyncrasies
>ywn watch a movie with Star
>swn casually rest her head on your shoulder
>ywn subtly put your arm around her
>swn patiently wait for you to fuck her silly on the couch

Have you tried posting more Stars?

>Janna is a flip
>steal shit
nice touch
t. flip

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WHY DID YOU PUNCH HOLES THROUGH ALL MY CLOTHES

>>91188499
what is janna dies but comes inexplicably back as a zombie or a ghost.

or a zombie AND a ghost.

it'd seems like the kinda thing she'd be into.

>>91191032
I don't, but there's a very good chance it isn't on the ~2-2.5 months of break given

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>>91190948
Cute times come later, the baby is sleeping

>>91190632
IDS HABBENING

>>91191035
God, where the hell do I find girls like Star? Looks aren't even that important, I just want someone kind, sweet, and cheerful who cares about me.

>>91191088
Who are you Art Anon?

>>91191094
Outside, anon.

>>91191057
Isn't that what happens around bugs? You know, moth-infested locations?

>>91191094

they don't exist

>>91191110
Ah, you mean this fine board right here: >>>/out/

>>91190988
Awesome, man.

>>91191019
That'd probably kill me. I approve.

>>91191088
Fucking nice.

>>91191110
Or maybe you're referring to this subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/outside/

>>91191094
where do i find a guy like Marco?

>>91191119
>>91191094

This. They're fictional and girls who act like this are generally childish up until they're 26 and they're just fucking insufferable to be around or they have BPD

>>91191111

SICK ASS QUADS MY MANS

>>91191094
a middle school

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Would anyone want to see Ms. Heinous as a big bad in the future, or is she better off not taking focus away from Toffee and remaining as a complete jobber?

>>91191110
No shit, but where? I've considered starting to attend one of the churches on my campus, but it's possible everyone there is just an asshole like back home.

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>>91191106
im not the original artist. but they do lurk these threads and usually do requests alot.
>>91191171
She is already priming up to be a big bad. Shes probably a direct descendant of Eclipsa's affair bloodline or just a ejected Butterfly

>>91191166
>girls who act like this are generally childish up until they're 26
So Star's gonna need a new VA within a year?

>>91191162
Your local Mexican restaurant maybe? His English won't be perfect and he might not be as hot/look as good in a dress, but he probably has good old fashioned Mexican values and cooks well.

>>91191057
You sure that's not just battle damage or something? Maybe the puppies got into your wardrobe?

>>91188925

Fucking this.

We won. We haven't even gone through s3 and we got s4 confirmed. I notice that s5 or beyond is where things get bad and start to stagnate. So I'm fine with all this

>>91191195
It's a voice ACTOR. She doesn't act like this IRL.

>>91191161
>reddit
get out

>>91191231
It's a JOKE. It's not supposed to be taken seriously

also how do you know

>>91191208
never

>>91191186
Why are MILFs portrayed as big hipped? Isn't Hekapoo already rocking that booty?

>>91191094
>where the hell do I find girls like Star
dreams and fiction

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>>91191208
>"Isn't it weird for a boy and girl to live together and not be dating?"

>>91191171
I liked her comical role that one time and wouldn't mind at all if they kept going that route. Her and Rasticore and even Gemini are all sort of memorable as a bunch of losers.

I'm not sure she can really bounce back from an episode like that and I don't think she needs to anyway. Ludo got more developed, but Ludo also had enough presence and screentime to justify it compared to Heinous's 1 first-season appearance.

Though we'll definitely get some deep lore with her in the future and I think that exploration of how she's connected to the Butterflys/likely Eclipsa especially should balance out the joke/jobber aspects of her character a bit.

>>91191094
If we're lucky, they at least exist in the afterlife.
We aren't lucky

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>>91191186

>>91189642
Obese isnt an ethnicity

>>91191256
Interviews.

>>91191270
well since we havent seen whats under Hekapoo's dress we can guess she has a butt.
And wasnt it that people with wide-ish hips are just the go to for child-birthing status
>>91191308
madman

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>>91189958
>cashew
>with a nefcy face

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this show became genuinely good once it began breaking away from treating its premise and elements semi-ironically

>>91189901
Star was meant to have a cat named Cashew but things changed

>>91191326
Whats to say she just wont have big tits?

>>91191057
Those are speed holes. They help you go faster.

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>>91190948
What about hekamom and hekakid being smug and messing with marco

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What did Hekapoo mean by this?

>>91191418
>Time to make Hekakids