Invincible Storytime Part 41: Full House

>>90921998
Well, I know where I'm putting my F5 this evening, all nice and ready for some storytime from Murderanon. Gonna F5 you nice and slow.

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>>90922496
Heh, thanks Anon

>>90922349
Comedy Bang Bang reference?

>>90922545
I had never noticed Oliver had two kid before. i don't think they are ever mentioned again
Were they present at the burial?

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>>90922639
I think so

>mfw I know what's coming

hooo boy

>>90921998
>I've just noticed the Mediafire link.
I know what I'm doing after the storytime. Murderanon, you are a national /co/ treasure.

>>90922496
Doesn't the native extension have auto-updater? Get with the times grandpa
I miss F5 days, though

>>90921998
Wow anon. It's been a ride, I commend you.

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>>90922744
Just doing my bit

>>90922728
Not immediately, before that there is still a final FUCK YOU from some unfinished plot-threads left on earth.

>>90922844
KEKED

>>90922863
People don't know the meaning of that word anymore.

>>90922897
he was clearly cuckolded

>>90922942
No, Cuckolded mean you actually enjoy it.

And there is enough precedent of presumed deceased coming back to not even consider that cheating.

>>90923012

>No, Cuckolded mean you actually enjoy it.

You're dumb.

>>90923012
>No, Cuckolded mean you actually enjoy it.

you're lucky this is a storytime thread

>>90923032
It's a fact. Whether I am dumb or not change nothing to that. It's not Cuckholding.

>>90923064
>>90923032
? Guys, Cuckhold fetish is enjoying to watch your wife being fucked by more dominant man while you watch in a submissive way.

Have you been memeing this word without even knowing the meaning of it?

>>90921998
Aw, Ottley isn't doing the interior art

>>90923131

oh jesus christ, are you kidding with me?

>>90923131

? Guys, Cuckold fetish is fetishizing cuckoldry.

Have you been meming this word without even knowing the meaning of it?

>>90923188
What is the matter?

>>90923224
Cuckoldry IS enjoying seeing you wife getting fucked by someone else.

>>90922748
>Doesn't the native extension have auto-updater? Get with the times grandpa
Yeah, what? I just got back in the real world about two years ago.

>>90923249
She is amazing.

>>90923267

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cuckold
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/cuckold
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold

>>90922164
HNNNNGGGGGGG

B U M P
U
M
P

>>90923360
Well, sorry to disappoint you, but A woman having sex with someone else after her husband is presumed dead is not considered adultery.

So no, the word doesn't apply.

>>90922164
:)

>>90922311
>that last panel
oh fuck

>>90923452
MURDERBUMPAN

>>90923464

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/adultery
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/adultery
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adultery

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>>90923514
They're not married though?

>>90923514
>>90923514
Again. Many legal case have concluded that a woman in such circumstances wasn't committing an act of adultery.

>>90922925
no. fucking. way

>>90923080
Freddy Murdery looks like a proud daddy there. The next panel i want to throttle the artist.

>>90922240
>the 80th fucking time he's mysteriously disappeared for several months to years

Is this Kirkman's fetish or something? This has happened to multiple characters multiple times. Is he just sitting there, whackin' it to the idea of missing persons cases?

>>90923677
Wait whats going on here?

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>>90923764
Now thats one hell of a mental image

>>90922639
to be honest, me neither

also, ninja bump

>>90923805
Robot, Immortal, Tech Jacket, Omni-Man and assorted Viltrumites fighting off those other-dimensional dicks that were helping Angstrom Levy get shit done.

>>90923770
Robump

>>90923843
Part of me wants to believe that Robot is being sincere, but deep down I really know he cares about absolutely nothing and is just putting together the right string of words to make people happy with him.

>>90922311
I've always had the suspicion Kirkman wanted more sensationalism around Mark's tragedy, so when he had him raped and cucked and there was only a tiny buzz he couldn't think of anything worse and decided to just cancel it.

Same thing happened with Astounding Wolf-Man, he was cursed with lycanthropy, his wife was killed, he was blamed for her murder, his daughter turned against him and sided with the murderer, little was resolved about most of this and after a bit he decided he was just done with it.

I know readers like a story that's unconventional, I know there are writers like Kirkman and Urobuchi who ride on that sort of thing, but if you don't know any other way to deliver a good story than trauma after trauma it's going to get real old real fast and the writer's limited range is going to start to show.

>>90922844
...okay, i can get it that some women cant go more than 2 weeks without a dick inside of them, but damn, she knows her life with Mark is gonna be like this, Debbie most probably warned her about it, the long times with Nolan dissapeared and not knowing anything... I'm just saying, she couldnt at least wait to make sure Mark was dead or something? It makes her look like she's getting someone else as soon as Mark gets distracted long enough.

>>90923879
I see, thank you, kind Anon.

>>90922349
Those thighs and hips are insane.

>>90923953
is 5 years not a long time?

This is a when-is-Best-Tiger-going-to-show-up-with-Space-Racer-and-end-all-of-this-bullshit BUMP?

>>90923953
She didn't hook up with the guy until Mark had been MIA for 4 years. Holding out that long for someone that may be dead isn't exactly the behavior of a whore.

>>90923919
Okay, whoever was in charge of eve's facial expression in the first frame should b fired.

>>90924032
that punch didnt seem justified

>>90924032
What a dick.
He was hitting on Eve the whole time Mark was away?

>>90922276
Mark with the DSLs in panel 4.

>>90923941
At this point I'd just assume whatever horrible situation happened here it was Robot who orchestrated it and set up nowdeadmachineface guy there as the patsy.

>>90924076
OH.
It was even worse.

>>90923953
4 Years, anon. You have noticed the little baby went through a sudden growth spurt, right?

>>90923952
>calling out hack Gen
Good man.

>>90924130
Oliver is absolutely right.

>>90923969
Terra is the best.

>>90924085
>He was hitting on Eve the whole time Mark was away?

if by hitting you mean giving her pleasures beyond what Mark's body is capable of, then yes.

>>90924063
You defend a planet, you defend a whole coalition of the things, at some point you get to btfo such shit who's only talent is neuron to neuron stimulation.

Fuck that guy he was being an inappropriate shit.

>>90924063
Read last frame there >>90924076
and you'll understand.

Like, go to a mother and tell her she ahas to get rid of her baby. See how well she react to that.

>>90924185

So can Allen regen, or is it just alien medical tech is that good?

>>90924130
does the art in these issues looks really off, or is it just me?

>>90924266
Does Thragg not age?

>>90924256
yeah i said my opinion a bit too early lol

>>90922639
They were

>>90922545
I hate that little bitch 'stache.

>>90924323

It looks like a gay porn 'stache.

Did they change artists or something? The faces look at weird

>>90924353
Noticed that as well

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>>90924353
Yes? Do you guys not read the credit pages? lol

>>90924410
literally no i always just skip those kek

>>90922844
W O R S T
I
T
C
H

>>90924228
>onan
>onanism
sensible_chuckle.gif

>>90924410
Wait, a moment... THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO READ COMICS CREDIT PAGES?

Well, I'll be damned.

>>90924285

Viltrumites live for thousands of years, don't they?

>>90924410
>I'd like to see you try
>Said the girl who gets knifehanded a solid dozen fuckin' times through the series so far

I know the series is largely satire and poking fun at things in comics, but sometimes, the characters need to be a bit more self aware.

>>90924445
WHY IS MARK SUCH A PUSSY NOW?

>>90924259
Both. He heals faster than a normal person because he is tough as fuck, and the healing tech the aliens have make him heal that much faster.

More importantly, he gets huge power boosts. The parts of him that heal, they heal to be much stronger than before. The first time the Viltrumites broke his spine and he came back with a mountain of a back. Now he got his arms and legs blown off, and they are now armoured. He is easily on Thraggs level now.

>>90923953
It was 4 years until it happened, Mark was gone for 5.

>>90924491
The last thing he want is a bunch of Viltrumits too angry to calm down, poking hole in a ship on the moon while his daughter is inside.

>>90924130
>>90924172
Oliver is right, but I'm also willing to give her the benefit of the doubt in being a little emotionally unstable given that her long-term partner is a limbless, eyeless potato right now.

>>90924285
after a certain point, viltrumites stop aging for a long time (centuries). Nolan is much much older than Thragg

>>90923080
>"You... continue to please me"
>That scene in the cave from the most recent issue
Are they fucking?

>>90924410
>>90924445
Oh look Mark, who did miss you!

>>90924535
that's fucking bad ass, he should just keep hurting himself

>>90924549
no wayyyyy please tell me she got knocked up with marks kid. i was praying that would actually happen

>>90924584
First time I legit got angry at Kirkman.

I can only pray it will never be of any consequence whatesover.

Oh, who am I kidding?

>>90924130
She's a hedonistic cunt from a worthless society, but yeah I don't know why Mark is on such bended knee. It is one thing with a partner and child but the rest of the worlds can fuck off given the choices he was asked to make.

>>90923131
He's right, you know.

>>90924584
So much for "it will take several tries". On the bright side, good to see that Mark's got very healthy lil swimmers.

>>90923843
>mark, remember how robot betrayed and murdered dozens of superheros so he could install himself as ruler of earth? he was a good friend.

>>90924623
I am not sure I understand what you are saying.

>>90924076
If their species abandoned their children then how did they even survive?

>>90924063
*rolls eyes*

could you literally just, like...... NOT?!?!?! ugh

>>90924568
I call it on cultural differencies with extreme callous approach.
I mean, who would think that these Earthlings value their offspring so much? It's probably totally okay on Talescria to throw them away in a foster home.

>>90924584
DAAAAAAAAMN

>>90924649
desu i would totally want to live as a normal citizen in Robots world

>>90924682
probably the same way sea turtles do. They "have" so many children that a few are bound to survive

>>90924693

kek

>>90922617
I mean, just LOOK at all that ass

>>90924410
>>90924445
If I had Viltrumite levels of power and find a girl who is into sex as rough as Anissa, I'd seriously do nothing else but fuck her in the most violent ways as possible, then train to get stronger so I can fuck her even harder.

Just imagine, cities destroyed, the planet ravaged, entire armies torn to shreds in the wake of our coitus. We'd fuck the planet in half.

>>90924584
>>90924549
funny, all she needed to mellow out was getting a good dicking and having a child to care for.

>>90924611
>no wayyyyy please tell me she got knocked up with marks kid.
>Marky

Yeah, it's probably his.

>>90924584
So....UNF...maternal.

>>90924535

Don't Viltrumites have that same Saiyan thing going on too? Hurt'em and they just get more powerful when they heal up?

>>90924584
Ok, I d'aww-ed.

>>90924622
First time i saw this i just smiled at all the possibilities

>>90924682
The page here >>90924032
Seems to imply that their society have advanced to the point where their kids are raised through automaton and adult don't need to take care of them, so they can lead an edonist live.

>>90924584
Best milf coming through!

>>90924775
Never stated as far as I remember. But they fight so much, the exercise alone makes their strength grow and grow.

>>90924773
Never noticed Brit is a left-hander.

>>90924814
Good to see that hobo follows the tenants of hustle, loyalty, respect.

>>90924584
ONE AND DONE MARK GRAYSON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>>90924341

Is that the fat Shetland pony from Kate Beaton?

>>90924763
>funny, all she needed to mellow out was getting a good dicking and having a child to care for.

It's not that a good dicking made her mellow out, it's that she was baby crazy and having a guy stuff a bun in her convection oven gave her what she wanted, so she stopped being nuts for a bit.

Now, whenever she gets the urge to shit out another kid...Well, I'd assume she'd go full retard.

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>>90924875
Nice catch

>>90923565
Based murderanon murdering the fuck out of shitposter's argument.

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Still hate this kind of spread

>>90924953
I will say it again , like the first time I spotted it. those two are supposed to be dead.

Do the other Invincibleverse comics take place in post-takeover earth? I'm wondering how that pans out.

>>90924875
holy shit i didnt catch that

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>>90924971
lol I was actually legit confused

>>90923952
I understand what you mean. Kirkman is a sort of decent writer sometimes, but certain plot developments seem really unnatural. Like what happened with Zandale's parents. I could never place it, but how things escalated in that scene stuck out as extremely contrived. Kirkman's alright, but sometimes he's so impatient to inject edginess and tragedy into his story that he completely ignores things like pacing and context, and things just happen because he wants them to.

>>90924994
also i just want to make sure that this is MurderAnon, Right? The No-Trip Thing is Tripping Me Out. Pun Intended

>>90923677
>chitauri_attack_secret_empire_preview.jpg

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>>90925006
Only the last part of Tech Jacket, there's no other Invincible spinoffs after that

>>90923677
Knife braid girl is my favorite

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>>90925073
Yeah, I just forgot and didn't bother with it
This is my last storytime for at least a few months anyway

>>90924584
too bad Mark literally ran away next chapter, I wanted to see his reaction, especially Eve's

>>90925093

Are there only 2 female Viltrumite on earth? Knife-hair and Mrs.NONCONSENTUAL?

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>>90925093
Good taste

>>90925131
well, have a nice break then my love

>>90925131
say it aint so

>>90925166
>and Mrs.NONCONSENTUAL?

You mean Mrs "We will interbreed".

>>90924584
Fucking hate this rapist bitch.

>>90925290

>>>/pol/

>>90925358
Not him, but that anon didn't made any political statements.

>>90925039
Robot really wants Mark to like him.

>>90924953
Did Robot brainwash everyone and aren't those two blue dudes dead

>>90925438

Blue guys are cloners. So even if they are dead, they've probably got more clones somewhere.

>>90925382
>not him
yes you are
> didn't made any political statements.
"hurrr wimmin are shit" belongs in it's containment board

>>90925481
that would be /r9k/

Looks Like MurderAnon Started His Break Early

>>90925358
You're as bad as those/poltard/ fags that cry /co/mblr when someone does something they hate.

>>90925481
No they aren't me for starters I'm not a him

Also I hate that she's a rapist who is wrecking Mark's life, not a woman, not sorry that I'm hating on your shit waifu.

>>90925170
>conspiracy theories!

These all sound like things Robot would do.

>>90925671
Yep from what we've seen from Robot he would totally do that.

Also Mark knows Robot better than Nolan.

>>90924410
>Do you guys not read the credit pages
...no?

>>90925823
oh shit he's back

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>>90925174
>>90925176
Yeah i just don't have anything else to storytime
I will storytime the first part of the End of All Things once it's halfway done

>>90925823
Is it bad that I'm considering how hot his daughter is going to be when her powers come in?

>>90924410

Honestly, credits pages are a waste of image space.

>>90925131
>he wants to be king
Is that the real reason he picked the name Rex then?

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Oh and the second part too, obviously

>>90925885
>broom
>offended

Does...Does she not like witches or something?

>>90924775
They can increase their attributes by regularly pushing themselves, but it's basically the same as regular training for a human. Healing from injuries doesn't make them stronger.

>>90925290
Tumblr pls go

>>90924052
It's Cory Walker, he was brought back for this arch. Ottley is back for the last arch

>>90925438
>>90924999
>Implying it wasn't actually a doombot

>>90926242
Oh shit here we go.

>>90925039
>Not showing the stock Pentagon panel
Bad form, Kirkman.

>>90926053
Myspace out.

>>90924584
>Marky

>>90925948
>being betrayed
Real smooth there, Mark.

>>90925131
It's been a long, wild ride. As someone who was here from the first thread, thank you so much for your dedication.

Now we just need Empanon to come back and do the ninth volume

>>90924015
It's a damn shame Best Tiger hasn't interacted with any of the space characters.

>>90926361
Facebook away

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>>90926528
No problem Anon, just doing my bit

>>90925764
It also lists them on the cover.

>>90926457
Delete this

>>90925885
Penelope Pancake Bump

>>90924953
I wonder if the final twist is/was going to be that Mark was in the wrong universe the whole time, I mean the Mauler twins were dead the last time we saw them, and Cecil did ask Mark if he was sure if he was in the right universe after he came back from Robot's betrayal, Kirkman pretty much has the entire storyline setup.

>>90926197
werent those repitle animals like viltrumites weakness or something?

>>90925901
Sounds pretty normal, senpai.

>>90926665
They leveled up.

>>90925957
If this wasn't a joke, her dad believes a woman's place is in the kitchen.

>>90926708
Eve's powers are so annoyingly inconsistent. She should be able to turn this kid inside out but doesn't because plot.

>>90925088
Given he knows his drones won't be enough to keep him in control forever (especially with an increasing super population), I wouldn't trust Robot not to be doing all this just so he can create more Viltrumite reanimen.

>>90926783
>She should be able to turn this kid inside out but doesn't because plot.
Her powers don't work on living things unless she goes into hyper about to die mode.

>>90926783
its on purpose

its a deconstruction of inconsistent powers in comics

>>90925994
Welp.

Rip in peace

>>90926783
That time she simplistically crushed an upgraded anti-Viltrumite Robot head. Mark couldn't dent those things and she just smashed through like a soda can.

>>90926772
imagine this fight drawn by Toriyama

>>90926895
Yeah, but that makes sense, she can't do that stuff to people and people only, everything else is fair game.

>>90923143
Jesus fucking christ this kid's cute

>>90926589
F

>>90926457
Please don't post images during a storytime.

>>90926895
The other heroes managed to damage them too. Brit's kid went right through one with just the force of a rocket boot.

>>90927213

Why doesn't he just kill the little fucker? I mean, shit. He just tried to murderfuck your wife AND your 5 year old daughter.

Thats grounds for a knifehanding right there.

>>90927284
Honest answer: Kirkman likes to prolong some sequences, and Mark doesn't want to kill people around Terra

>>90927284
Thats what everyone said in the original storytime. Kirkman seems to ignore powerlevels, when it suits his narrative,

>>90927330

Can she get killed already? I'm tired of Wifey McFuckingUseless, who has all the power she needs to win any fight, but can't use any of it because muh plotz.

>>90927330
God damn it, this is the part of the last story time I came in on. I missed everything between reboot and here both times

>>90923952

This. Fuck Urobutcher and his one-note writing.

>>90927402
Did you sperg out this badly each time Hal got decked by a banana peel?

>>90925170
You say that now, but we know you are coming back since Rex has those viltrumite busters in his disposal.

>>90927489

Nah, it's just boring when literally every single one of her interactions with any other superpower she comes up against is "All I can do is hold out until X gets here or the plot magically lets me be useful!".

>>90927479
>>90927528

This kid's pretty in love with his job, eh?

>>90923952
144 issues is the exact number of issues in the three giant Walking Dead Compendiums, which is probably why he decided to stop this series at that number

>>90927528
fuck this must be traumatizing as fuck

>>90927284
>Why doesn't he just kill the little fucker?

If you ask that then you might as well ask why that little fucker didn't kill Terra the first chance he got.

You realise the reason she is written to be weak in a fight is because with no restrictions her powers are godlike?

Extremely difficult to kill her or anyone she doesn't want to die and she can just look at you and switch your brain off.

Wowee mister, that sure is good writing!

>>90927578

You find out shortly after, via his sister, that the guyis a sadistic psychopath.

He even has a special cave he puts some of his victims in as mementos.

>>90927635
im guessing you dont understand deconstruction

>>90927682
I'm guessing you don't understand fuck off you pompous cunt.

>>90927284

>Why doesn't he just kill the little fucker?

Keep reading.

>>90927714
Mature

>>90927680

Its being story-timed right now anon, no need for spoilers.

>>90927736
That's right, mean words are immature, talking down to strangers is mature. You win the prize!

>>90927765
What's the prize?

>>90927284
He's like five. Physically a young teenager? Either way, I don't think Mark has killed chilluns.

>>90927838
A contractual obligation to co-star with me on our own five-part television series. It'll be hell.

>>90927891
What station?

>>90927528
Looks like we're nearly caught up.

Are you planning to finish everything up through this month's issue today?

Man, it's so weird to think that's it actually ending. Feels even worse than Hellboy since I was actually with Invincible from the start.

>>90926589

EDDY, NO!

>>90927746
It doesn't seem like we're getting to that part though? OP is kill I guess

>>90928202
1+1=2
2-1=Loneliness

However will we learn about our sunny day science now anon?

>>90923843
>yfw this is just another instance of Rex using his super autism to pretend to be Nolan's friend, and in the end he just betrays him to get into the good graces of Thragg and his bug army.

>>90924801
Rapemilf, mmmmm

>>90926574
There isn't jack shit he could do to them and he's smart enough to know that and stay away.

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>>90927989
>Are you planning to finish everything up through this month's issue today?
I've always storytimed by arc, so I won't be touching the current one until it's at least halfway done

>>90924076
Maybe I'm remembering this wrong, but didn't Blue Alien Bitch here want to have kids with Allen? Why's she all "our species doesn't like kids" now?

>>90924584
>Invincible #144 ends
>introducing Invincible vol. 2
>featuring black dad and starring his alien wife's son

>>90927616
Well the little shit didn't because he's a sadistic fuck wanting to mess with Mark.

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>>90928638
I actually think it would be cool if the last issue had a timeskip and Terra were the new Invincible

>>90928602
because invicible jumped the shark a long time ago and they're losing track of their own plot

>>90928512
>I'm so fucked up

>>90928556
Wait this isn't the most recent arc?

>>90928515
>implying Best Tiger couldn't ping a bullet off the armor plating of one of those droids, make it fly through the chinks in the armor completely shutting it down, before having the bullet ricochet out of the robot, off the ceiling, off two walls, off Best Tiger's gigantic titanium cock, and right into Rex's face, splattering his brains in a messy explosion behind him

>>90928734
>best tiger
>chinks
Come on man.

>>90928759

Thats what a gap in armor is called though.

You know, speaking of old characters we haven't seen in a while, where the fuck is Tech Jacket?
Also. Doesn't Spawn exist in this universe? And Velocity did I think.

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>>90928727
Its the most recent finished arc, the last arc began like two months ago

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>>90928794
He was in a couple of pages in this arc rocking his new design

>>90928794

He was shown fighting in space in one of these pages. Here

>>90923677

>>90928794
I think Spawn was just an easter egg/cameo sort of thing. Witch Blade and The Darkness were in the same issue as Spawn and some others.

Holy crap. Knew about the mantis chicks but no-one told me this comic was fricking xeno central.

>>90928909
>How to plant a Bitch Tree with Mark Grayson.