Invincible Storytime Part 37: The War at Home

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Ive got a splitting headache so I promise nothing

>>90747878
>"THEN HOLD STILL AND LET ME SINK MY TEETH INTO YOUR SOFT, PINK FLESH!!"
PFFTHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
How the fuck did Kirkman get away with this?

>>90746742
>a black man with a big brain
Now I've seen everything!

>>90748351
Invincibump! You storytimes are one of my favorite things on this board, Murderanon.

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>>90748374
Thanks, Anon

>>90748514
here it comes

>>90748918
>I have chosen to ensure that my entire family gets wiped out by you one day because I am an idiot. No really, what the fuck.

>>90749051
>TFW ALLEN WAS OBJECTIVELY ABSOLUTELY CORRECT AND NOLAN WAS WRONG

>>90746930
>>90746974
>>90747015
It must've been pretty satisfying to think your arch nemesis was killed horribly

>>90749051
>I am shortsighted as all fucking get out and have no business ruling anything.

>>90748317
>I knew you'd pay for what you did...you'd be brought to justice eventually. I rebuilt my life, I grew as a person, I used the loss of Rex as a lesson, to do what I wanted, to live each day to its fullest...all that crap.
Jesus not even Eve believes the tripe she's on about.
I get she's stalling and negotiating, but talking to a deformed freak about what you did because of your convenient situation is sort of the opposite of a good idea.
But hey, it works.

>>90747672
Oh fuck

>>90748918
>It'd be really bad if instead of just one of you detained indefinitely or executed you somehow while completely unobserved or impeded, subjugated and raped an entire planet's worth of weak rapid breeding females, amassed a super death army in doing so and threaten the lives of everything and everyone under my protection...so please, do not do that. You're free to go.

>>90747147

>Those overflowing Eve tittays

Why the fuck did they make her skinny again? Fatom Eve was the best thing to happen to this flying-brick soap opera.

yessss finally, bumpin

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>>90749894
Thanks

>>90749615
>alien men look like muscular monster-people, par for the course alien
>females of the same species look like sexy cosplay
S M H

>>90750127
Battle Beast. He lived as he died, violently.

>>90750148
Those things along with the lava thing below tell me Ottley was going through another one of his itches.

>>90750382
>tfw your drawing hand is also your whacking-off hand
Why would one torture themselves so??

>>90747147
Those tits

>>90750479
>"by the way dad not for nothing but you're really really hot"
>"is that a weird thing to say"

>>90747672
>Be me
>Have just made dinner
>Come back to the computer with it
>See this
WELP

>>90749814
FORESHADOWING

>>90748549
F

>>90751196
>those dick sucking lips

Truly, a better mate for Mark than Eve.

>>90751346
>and then rudy robot murders them all
thanks, kirkman
:"/

>>90751418
is that it??

>>90752033
Don't be greedy
OP is doing this on his own time!
Though it is weird he hasn't said anything yet-

>>90752033
What?

>>90752251
>>90752245

Murderanon usually lets us know when he's finished posting. He has some internet issues recently so i wasn't (still not) sure if that's the end of the issue/Inviciposting

>>90752312
Ah.
That's fair enough.

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>>90752312
Yeah sorry about that, had to go take an aspirin

>>90752790
kek classic robot guy

>>90746742
Your endurance is astonishing.

>>90752822
It's time

>>90748739
>there's a difference between an alternate dimension and a parallel reality
wtf no there's not. In comics those terms are synonyms.

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>>90752836
I'm probably laying down a good while after this issue

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>>90752878
I'm guessinf they're talking like the difference between the Negative Zone and Earth-1610 or whatever

>>90748847
>best couple back together
YES

>>90752624

are you okay murderman

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>>90753029
Like i said before, a splitting headache

>>90753185
OH SHIT

>>90753185

>Sudden plot tweest presented in a very calm and boring fashion

Yep, that's my Kirkman. Because people are always super calm when they blow up their old friends' brains.

God I hate his dialogue. If it weren't for Fatom Eve I would've stopped reading Murderman a long time ago.

>>90749303
THAT FUCKING FORESHADOWING

>>90749535
Rengar pls

>>90753311
>I've already come up with a poison that never really gets touched upon, some cheeseball super-monsters, and a virus that doesn't work 100% of the time. What other weakness do i give my nigh-unkillable Kryptonian analogues?
>.
>..
>...
>....
A CERTAIN SONIC FREQUENCY

>>90749970
>Women aren't cheering their men on
Even when the cover tells the truth, it still lies.

>>90753032
I wonder who he lost

>>90750005
>Anissa's here
Ohboy

>>90753721
judging by the pink it was Eve

>>90753792
anon was being facetious

>>90753802
>>90753839
>"Oh, good. It worked."
BUT HOW

>>90753839
>wharrgarbl

>>90753914
>only one of us can rule
>CAN RULE
>he later claims to be good
He is faking it all

>>90753839
I NEVER TRUSTED YOU
DAY ONE AND I KNEW YOU WERE BAD

>>90748990
fucking bitches

hes trying to talk about his day and she flips over nothing

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That's all for now, more Murderman next time

>>90751196
Here it comes...

>>90753985
Rereading Invincible, knowing what I know now
Robot always seemed REALLY creepy and suspicious.
Like when he was lusting after Monster Girl and stole a sample of Rex Splode's blood to make a new body just because Monster Girl thought Rex was cute.
And then when he took Rex's name after his death.

>>90753995
holy fuck this comic is so good

>>90753874

>Villain insists he's going to be reformed, even under threat of torture
>Robot still kills him

I know this seems like the "muh logic" choice but I can't help but feel the writer just ran out of ideas on what to do with him.

>>90752665
>Using one stock image every time the setting is there a la the Pentagon
I love me some running jokes

>>90747015
This is some Black Manta level of hateboner.

>>90754124
With how quickly that Angstrom return arc wrapped up, I don't doubt Kirkman ran out of ideas about what to do with him in the middle of planning it out.
If not further back.
like when levy was introduced

>>90747107
Shut the fuck up Robot

>>90752836
That's what she said

>>90750298
hand penis

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>>90754077
>>90753985

>>90753839
The hero the world needs but doesn't deserve.

>>90750516
female loses an argument, walks away

yep

>>90753964
>implying absolute dictators can't be benevolent

>>90749051
>WHAT IF THRAGG GOES AND GETS A NEW ARMY TO ATTACK US
>Don't worry Allen. That won't happen, because of reasons

Wew lad

>>90753079
robot smile of ackkmowledgement

>>90753143
> how different you are from the people of this planet
> protecting them, fighting for them, without getting anything in return
> they could be worshipping you

And it goes completely over Rex's head that mohawk Mark isn't talking about good-guy Mark, REX is the one who fits the profile.

>>90753311
Robot's always been an autistic dick, it's absolutely in character for him to talk/act like that.

>>90755132
oh, ha, whoops, I could've read a few more pages before I said something.

>>90755281
Right, but the amount of villains who use MUH LOGIC to justify being dicks in this comic is kind of ridiculous.

>Robot
>Dinosaurus
>Thragg and all the "survival of the fittest" Viltrumites

It gets dull when villains have the same motivation over and over. "I'm stronger and smarter, therefore I have an ethical right to rule over these people." It's childish and kind of irritating when the comic beats you over the head with "BUT WHAT IF THEY'RE RIGHT" again and again. No, they're not. They're inhuman shits and it's impossible to develop sympathy for them once they turn to this path, even if we've known them for years like Robot.

It's just a shit motivation for villainy. Social darwinism on a higher level, and repeated so often it kind of feels like Kirkman's pet armchair philosophy. It's boring.

>>90755967

Whoops, forgot

>Evil Mark
>Robot and Monster Girl in the Flaxxan dimension
>Oliver, sometimes, like when he helped Allen
>Probably more invincible capes I can't think of

Invincible is like an HBO show. It wants to be all deep and mature, but instead runs the same tired tracks over and over.
>We're better than humans we should rule them
>Mark: NUH-UH!
>Punching ensues

>>90747260
You fucked up!
You fucked up!
You fucked up!
You fucked up!

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>>90753839

>>90756500
Sup /asp/?

>>90749051
>I completely forgot about my other son.

>>90750005
The thirst begins.

>>90749151
If you don't want him dead, keep him imprisoned, you twat!

>>90751418
Mark you stupid shit.

Thanks for the storytime!

Was >>90753995 the last page of the issue?

>>90758604

Oh yes, it is... sorry, I'm an idiot.

>>90752981
>Parking in the rear
Kek

>>90753914
God this jerk better get his comeuppance at some point.

>>90749498
Didn't Thragg treat the bug women fairly decently(As decently as he could)

>>90750298
Demon tits, just like alien tits

>>90747015
lel
>>90754167
Was thinking the same.

>>90747060
What happened exactly? Last time I knew he was trying to buddy it up with Dinosaurus and got blasted with that virus thing.
What did the Dino do?

>>90749051
>Enslaving another planet, building them into an army and attacking
Don't tell me it's actually happening.

>>90746742
fuck yes!

it's been fun rereading this series. elements that i thought were totally randumb before seem to make a lot more sense the second time around.

i really am going to miss this silly universe.

>>90751087
Just drop him in water or something.
Ought to cool him off.

>>90751196
Uh-oh!
Marky my lad, better bolt it while you can.

>>90756631
>>90753839
mind = blown

one final bump for tonight.

murderanon, if my saved sessions are right, you've been storytiming invincible since at least august of last year. that is incredible!

thanks man, and i wish you well.

>>90753995
so obviously he fakes being !evil!emperor Mark with a quick hair cut head crush and costume change then plays for time right by saying "dont worry evil empire the good me attacked but I killed him lol " right?