/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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>>90685396
Always right.

>>90685396
Jasper is best gem

>>90685396
Thats not garnet or lapis though?

>>90685396
>Bobblehead Pearl
Ruined the thread from the very beginning.

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Rose is best gem.

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>>90685396
What the fuck? How do you make a best Gem edition and then crop out the best gem?!

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>>90685458
This, it looks fucking stupid and people get pissed when you point it out

Like an animated Pearl point

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>>90685396
Pearl is for abuse only

reminder for woskis to leave sug and get of the discords he's in until he can keep his nasty fetishes for children out of here and the discords

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>>90685460
Let's help Hiro out. Post the smallest file size image you have in your SU folder(s). Make sure they are actually discernable.

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>>90685505
agreed

Reminder not to reply to it.

>>90685460
>YWN get to hear Rose's nervous laughter as she sits on your face, she's that she's too big, but you assure her that she's ok (except now her cunt's suffocating you)

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>>90685505
>>90685541
plz no.

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>"GUH'HOY"

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Jasper is for loving

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>CN will never air Lion 4

>>90685543
get the fuck out woskis, i know it's you and you have shown me for nearly two years now how utterly fucking gross and conniving you are

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>>90685540

Will we get anthing a SXSW? There is a CN presence

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>>90685540

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I did have to use ref for this one, i don't usually draw characters eating.

>>90685610
I downscaled that image using MSPAINT several threads ago. Makes me smile to see that someone saved it.

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>>90685638

you have my fucking attention my friend

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>>90685540

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>>90685649
I saved this one too

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>>90685654
Remember not to eat too fast.

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>>90685673
I forgot about that one. I need to make more.

>>90685610
>>90685582
>made small to an absurd degree as a joke
These are not the kind of images I wanted.

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>>90685702

OH NO IT GOT BETTER

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>>90685727
Acknowledging them will only make them continue.

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If there's a draw friend out there who's willing to help, can I get an "in The Airplane Over The Sea" album cover with Rose and Greg?

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>>90685727
but small is good

Ayy whats good color anon here for another round. Bring me your sketches no JPG please

>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv

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Which gem do you think likes the smell of Steven?

>>90685776
None

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>>90685727

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>>90685761

>>90685776
All of them

>>90685540
>>90685582
>>90685610
>>90685657
This triggers the indexer

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>>90685776
Amethyst is the most... liberal in her aesthetic tastes

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No Pearl abuse allowed

http://grumpyfaceblog.tumblr.com/post/158328866533/is-steven-going-to-be-a-permanent-fixture-to-the

Disgusting

>>90685785
You've made a powerful enemy this day.

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>>90685505
WE DOING ANOTHER ABUSE THREAD ALREADY?! I'M IN!

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>>90685579
I wouldn't be at all surprised if CN completely removes Lion 4 from the schedule next week, kicks the show into a hiatus, and this pile of shit they call a schedule remains in place for the next month or so.

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>>90685540
An oldie but goldie.

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>>90685837
Cute
>>90685835
>Most liberal
>Eats trash
>is a meta comment on the state of liberal media
Tumblr blown out. who will ever stop Rebecca "Times right for the return of the 3rd Reich" Sugar?

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>>90685847

Honest question. Do you think off-model could work? Any good examples of it? I'd post in the animation thread, but I know how this board acts

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I love Garnet

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>>90685844
Eh, pretty much expected. The gems need Steven to fUnction anyway

>>90685844
It's almost like he's the titular character!

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Hey there!

I got home early from the hospital which means it's time for some draw requests.

I hope you all are cheerful as usual.

>>90685906
Garnet is indifferent of you.

>>90685884
Not liberal in the political sense, especially not the yank /pol/ definition

>>90685844
No different then in Paper Mario how you can't switch out mario.

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>>90685847

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no one will remember this pearl when she shatters herself

>>90685872

A NETWORK SHOULDN'T HAVE THREE FUCKING SHOWS.

FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GUYS

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>>90685844
Why does this surprise people? He's the most influential member of the team, and is raised to be the leader of the Crystal Gems. Of course you can't swap him out.

>>90685950
It was a joke my friend no need to haff be mad.

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lapiven

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>>90685931
Pilot pearl doing that ballet stretch where you put your leg way up on a bar.

I wonder if Zuke made that comment about how she liked that Lapis wasn't just some overly simplified character that got over her issues in one episode instead of continuingly struggling with them around the time this last episode was being produced. Lapis's comment about how much she had to struggle to appreciate Earth seems like what Lauren was talking about.

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>>90685931

It would be swell if you drew Poil doing something fun. Not like NSFW fun. Just genuinely fun. Like surfing. Or playing tennis.

Everything okay at the Hospital drawfriend?

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>>90685847
>>90685959

>>90685959
You could have made a 229 character post instead of posting that image.

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>>90685872
Supposedly Lion 4 was to air this week, but for whatever reason it was switched out at the last second. I'm not too hopeful for next week either, considering I don't see it for next week on here
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
no hiatus pls CN

Jasper's not going to be in Save the Light

>>90685931
underground pearl knifefighting

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>>90686004
canon

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>>90686046

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it's time to confess my children

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>>90685949

>>90686015
Gonna have to find a reference pic for that, but I will try.

>>90686018
This is my fourth time to the hospital. I had to get a series of iron injections. Thursday is my last one and then I am done finally.

I am gonna be okay. Thanks for asking. I enjoy making you all happy.

>>90686081
It's time to kill yourself.

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>>90686062
Fun fact New Yorks largest sport scene up until like 1950's was underground rat fighting!

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>>90685256
Steven gets his strength from both his Gem side and his Human side. He's at his strongest when both sides work together, and they work the best when he fuses, so naturally he has to be able to fuse with Gems as he can with Humans.

>>90686016
She said that when like Beta aired, way after when she would've made this episode. It's probably an ongoing thing.

>>90686081
Didn't we do this yesterday?

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>>90686055
Yes she is
>boss
>bubbled in burning room
>mysterious warrior
>DLC

>>90685844
>http://grumpyfaceblog.tumblr.com/post/158328866533/is-steven-going-to-be-a-permanent-fixture-to-the

Ehh, that's fine by me. Like others have mentioned it makes it even more like Paper Mario.

>>90686055
lmao truuuuuu

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>>90685540

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>>90686085
Yay for Jennifer Kronenberg

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>>90685540
To this day indexer has not found the original

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I can't do it anymore.

I just fucking can't.

I was with this show from the beginning. I liked it. I stuck around. I pride myself in being able to tolerate a bunch of shit. But there was just a thread that depicted the various animation changes of Peridot, and Steven, and Lapis, and Garnet, and everyone else. And the Room for Ruby voice acting finally did it in.

I can't tolerate this show anymore. I'm dropping it. I'll probably come back in a year or something to see how it all panned out.

My question is, to all of you.... Anyone else feel the fucking same? Or am I a special cunty snowflake?

>>90686092
That is a fun fact!
>>90686119
Let's hope for more Thousand Year Door and less Sticker Star.

>>90686081
I jack it to beach hunk steven and older connie, specifically her laying across his lap and him having shapeshifted dicks onto his palms so she can take it from both ends simultaneously.

>>90686159
>Giving a faggy speech
See you next week

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>>90686117
i used to do it on /tlhg/ on trash

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>>90686081
I've wanted Steven to fuse with Gems for so long and I got really happy when Smoky Quartz was revealed, but it's been bringing me down how little it's been used and I really want Steven to fuse with Amethyst or other Gems soon.

>>90686081
I think Alex Hirsch tried way too hard kissing Rebecca's ass during that interview. 11 minutes an episode is fine for comedies, not dramatic stories with characters to develop.

>>90686159

If we don't have an ocean gem/jailbreak level episode soon I'm going to drop the show. I can forgive shit if it's punctuated by strong plot episodes like in season 1, but right now it's just shit and kind of good stuff.

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I want fatpis to be the batter of my baseball team!

>>90686233
Don't you mean Fatbob?

>>90686172
Ain't that the truth.

>>90685844
Team combos?
Shorty Squad:
Amy, Peri, Connie

>>90686050
Well, we ARE 5 episodes from the S4 finale.
They could put off Lion 4 to do a season finale bomb.

>>90686159
Ehh kinda but 11 minutes a week isnt that big of a commitment. And I love discussing it here. See ya next year

>>90686159
The show is just awful. Don't get me wrong, it always was, it's just that now that we've got 4 seasons of it along with the immense amount of shit the fanbase is pumping out it becomes ever harder to just pinch your nose and ignore the huge pile of rotting faeces that are laying before you.

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>>90686159
dude, its like 11 minutes a week. You have to be pretty fucking busy to just quit watching.

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>tfw Navy is the final boss in the new game

>>90686270
>A week
nice joke

>>90686233
Depends, are you the pitcher or the catcher?

>>90686172
I've pretty much stopped watching at this point, Arin clearly has stopped caring about being a good host for most of the serieses(?), specifically he puts no effort into reading any prompts and so doesn't know what to do, but then acknowledges that the fans hate that, but then doesn't improve at all. Danny is still solid and is barely holding the show together. If Danny, Barry, and Brian left the group to do their own show, there would be no reason for anyone to watch anymore. Ross is an annoying shitlord and bad host, Suzy is fine, I guess, but bland unless she is exhausted and drops her superfemme demeanor and starts cursing, and Arin is clearly so done with it all.

>>90686081

I don't think Sugar actually has a plan for how to finish the show. In fact I think this "Sugar has had it planned from the start" is just a myth perpetuated by the cast and crew. Look at how Peri was clearly drawn with different proportions when she had limb enhancers. Look at how new shit about Rose is just made up as the plot demands. And I think the show will get cancelled soon so Sugar will never actually have to finish the series.

>>90686264
$5

>>90685844
Why would anyone not want Steven on the team?

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>>90686159
>various animation changes and Charlene Yi's expectedly annoying voice did you in
Yeah the show isn't as good as it was (not delivering when it should), but those reasons are pretty weak

>>90686205
Right! Like no gem wants to practice fusion in case they might one day need it. Every new fusion has to be a surprise reveal with a learning curve

>>90686261
No anon, there's only 2 after Lion 4. Gem Harvest counted as two and the shorts count as one.

>>90686159
you sound like you might be whining like some first world entitled cunt. you know they don't have steven universe in africa right?

>>90686197
re you the guy who posted his pic and turned out to be a hairy 35-year old spic in stockings or was that the other guy?

>>90686159
See you tomorrow

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>>90686281

>tfw Navy is the final boss of the series

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reminder

>>90685844
Did you play Attack the Light?

>>90686303
Get outta here

>>90686303
?

>>90686299
I think your in the wrong thread buddy /v/'s two blocks down.

>>90686300
I'm not seeing the contradictions. The limb enhancers enhanced her proportions. Rose's past is slowly being revealed and the Crystal Gems are tightlipped.

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>>90686341

Perfect. All the characters are developed.

Now let's push up on the throttle and send this shit into god damn Gurren Lagaan territory.

ROW ROW FIGHT THE DIAMONDS

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Reminder

>>90686213
The 11 minute length is so detrimental. Not just in terms of storytelling and what has to get left out or glossed over or rushed, but comprehension for the target audience. There are some younger kids in my family--from 3 to 7-- that have tried to watch it since their older siblings and a few of us adults do, and they get frustrated when they watch it (they will literally say "I don't get it," "I don't understand what's happening") because the episodes are so short and insular compared to the 22 minute cartoons or longer movies that they usually watch. The stories in the episodes just go by too fast. I've ended up making Frankenstein compilations where I remove the theme songs and put story arcs together for them, and it helps a lot.

>>90686159
You're a special cunty snowflake for making a post about it

>>90686159
don't give a fuck faggot

>>90685844
I'm not upset by this.
But i am upset that i lost one more slot of creativity.
Still hoping for R/S otherwise i'll probably stick with Garnet Lapis and Connie

>>90686326
He types, on a thread in a board where man-children like the both of us whine about every last thing in shows that probably don't air on mud-brick boxes in African huts.

Dumbass.

>>90686340
She's the villain we need, but not the one we deserve

>>90686233
I wanna bat her batter.

>>90686303
fuck you

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requesting Dis Pearl getting spanked

>>90685458
>>90685502
I'm glad other people don't like the way she looks there. I remember when the episode aired, everyone was talking about how cute Pearl looked, making comparisons to early episodes to show the 'improvement' while I thought the round head looked terrible.

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i admire the indexers power level and my favorite gem is amethyst. fuck you.

>>90686386

>Lapis has legs
>Sailor Mercury has legs
>Therefore Lapis is a reference to sailor mercury.

What the fuck?

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>>90686318
No there's four left, so they'll probably do a bomb that also includes the S5 opener like they did with Jailbreak bomb.

>>90686318
I forgot about Gem Harvest, but that just means we have 4 left counting Lion 4.

>Kindergarten Kid was Production Number 105
>Room for Ruby was 125
>26 episodes per season so we should get to 130
>-1 for Beach Shorts 2

We still have 126 (Lion 4), 127, 128 and 129.

Still could get a bomb like the first Steven Bomb where we do the end of the season + the premier of the next.

>>90686299
Uh I think you may have responded to the wrong person mate.

>>90686340
I want to rape her little face

>>90686393
> The stories in the episodes just go by too fast. I've ended up making Frankenstein compilations where I remove the theme songs and put story arcs together for them, and it helps a lot.

That's pretty cool of you anon.

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>>90686159

I wish they had just shattered Jasper back in Earthlings so I could've just dropped this show then, but knowing there is still a possibility Jasper could be brought back the way they left things, it keeps me from just leaving this fucking shit show for good

All I endure is for Jasper

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>>90686270
Well, it takes only a few seconds to type in something like "Scat Porn" on google and find a video, but I don't think anyone here will be lining up every week to do that.

God I hope not

>>90686299
i think you have too much thought invested in a kids show. try a hobby?

>>90686393
Your family must be real fucking stupid, my dude.
How old are you, you fossil?

>>90686416
R/S and Garnet wouldn't make sense, at most Garnet'll probably have a move that includes them splitting.

>>90686484
Well, at least I still have Red Letter Media. And the McElroy brothers.

>>90686507
Yeah, like any logical RPG, i'd say restrict Garnet if Ruby or Sapphire are being used.

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>>90686406
Guess I am! Fucking knew it

>>90680970
>Usually incompetent boarders somehow do stellar work on the rare occasions they get an episode done at SMIP, but return back to being bad with their Rough Draft episodes
>A image of a board and the final result showed large differences (the episode in particular was animated at Rough Draft)

There are still issues with boarder styles peeking in too much, as well as wild model inconsistencies, but is it really too much of a stretch to think that CN sacrificed some quality control so they could have more episodes done quicker, esp after "Jailbreak" made the show super popular?

>>90686535
yuck ,try forming your own opinion once in a while m8

Do you think Save the Light might contain new fusions? I wouldn't rule it out, after all if the show only has a season left they definitely can't show every fusion the fans want in that time. Perhaps a few could be included in the game instead.

>>90686372
>Rose's past is slowly being revealed
I'm pretty sure he's talking about she had like twenty different powers and the list keeps growing.

>>90686600
>new fusions
Absolutely 100% not

>>90686600
It'll be a bunch of fusions we'll never see in-show.

>>90686600

Not a chance in hell.

>>90685902
Yes, it can work, but only with a competent crew.
There's a difference between not worrying about every frame looking perfect, and intentionally allowing your crew to fuck up the art in every episode.

>>90686072
is that the fucking san andreas icon?

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Who's ready to be disappointed by Save the Light?
I know I am!

>>90686055
Not playable, at least.

>>90686498
>kids are stupid for not understanding what's happening in a fast-paced cartoon tv show aimed at an older child audience with a lot of complicated concepts and long-running storylines and characteristics that require knowledge of the show to understand

Nah.

There's a reason that CN hates shows like Steven Universe and actively tries to kill them with shitty schedules. You can't just dump a kid into the show like you can with most other cartoons.

>>90686092

Thanks to you anon I've been watching videos of terriers "ratting" old farmhouses and fields. It's fascinating.

>>90686762
Why would you even get your hopes up for it at all when Attack the Light was pretty boring and unoriginal.

>>90686303
slice

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>>90686142
did the best I could at the moment

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>>90685809

>>90686747
Wow I think it is

>>90686846
Kek. Thank you for trying. Get some rest dude.

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If you had a kid and you had to name it after one of the characters in Steven Universe, which character would you name it after?

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>>90686747
>>90686870
HOLY SHIT

>>90686918
Ruby

>>90686416
Steven is pretty much a dedicated cleric, and the only one who can use items. You couldn't even attack with him in AtL

>>90686918
I despise Jasper but I really really love Jasper as a girl's name now

>>90686055
you'll see her bubble

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>Lapis is a child molester

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>>90686918
I'm naming my firstborn daughter Amethyst 8XJ.

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>>90686863

>>90686986
That's strange...

>>90686998
prove it

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>>90686998

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>>90686918
Pearl. And I would fucking hate myself for it.
I realized looking through baby names I liked it was just a list of ex girlfriends.

>>90686986
Everyone would just wonder why you named your little girl like that.

>>90687012
I know

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>>90686928
Give this motherfucker a prize, i mean it must take a lot to spot the comparison.

>>90686918
Do you think this show has caused/will cause an increase in babies named after gems? Like how Twilight made names like Edward and Bella more popular?

>>90686918
Steven or Smoky.

>>90686986
I love Jasper and I really love the idea of Jasper as a girl's name

>>90687043
Stop sandwich shaming

>>90687029
I'll say it's because she's perfect.

>>90686983
>8 playable characters
>Amethyst Connie Greg Garnet confirmed as switchable
>Steven is auto forced
If they stick with the show canon it'll be Pearl Lapis and Peridot but now i'm not sure if Steven counts as one of the 8

>>90687073
>not really really love

>>90686458
I hope so man. 4 would be perfect.

>>90686918
Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG.

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>>90687017
>Your my prisoner Steven, and I'm never letting you go...
>Steven is then dragged down into the ocean to be raped over and over again by Lapis till she mind breaks him.

>>90687047
I mean probably slightly, even if it's just by 1%.

>>90686986
Just keep her away from the family dog.

>>90687131
Would Lapis top or bottom in this case?

>>90686918
Lapis sounds wonderful, but I dunno how I'd convince my partner over a more common name

>>90686918
Something normal like Jenny

>>90687215
Yawn...:

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>>90686462
she'll rape YOU first

>>90686918
Ronaldo, then I could pretend to be a football normie and explain it away that way

>>90687240
NAVY NUOOOOO
THE MADGEM!
THE SOCIOPATH!

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>>90687210
Lapis dominated Jasper and made her a fusion slut.
Lapis would make Steven her bitch and turn him into a loyal love slave.

>>90687240
But she doesn't have a bepis

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>>90686018
a rose by any other name

>>90687276
Shapeshifting mine friend.

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>>90687276
>non-bepis owning persons can't do the rape

>>90687276

>Implying you need a dick to raep

Man you have no idea how horrifying female on male rape can be

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>>90687240
This is fine.

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T H I C C I D O T

P E R I T H I C C

>>90687290
>Born in the USA
but why

>>90687351
because I was listening to springsteens stuff while I was drawing it

I like his songs

>>90687290

You know what? I take it back. I hope you die of your iron deficiency.

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>>90687323
>>90687318
>female-on-male rape

Back to /pol/

>>90686918
Greg or Connie, duh. Anyone who names a daughter after a jewel is just asking for her to become a stripper.

>>90687088
I'd consider "playable" would include Steven.

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>>90687417

Dude. It's a very real thing. Like I'm not even baiting here.

>>90687393
Nothing wrong with the boss.

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>>90687417
>Back to /pol/
Back to tumblr

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>>90687318
>>90687323
Steven? did you make these posts?
You should know by know when the gems rape you its only because they love you.

>>90687438
Good moms don't almost kill their kids constantly.

>>90687496
She haven't almost killed him since Rose's Scabbard. The moment in Three Gems and a Baby happened over a decade ago and doesn't count

>Peridot uses her powers to throw a garage door at a gem.
>Outline gag.
>The gem then peels off the strip of metal from itself.
>Then looks at it and says "So that's how tall I am".
Would this be funny?

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>>90687417
>>90687460
>>90687476
*nervous laughter*

>>90687521
no

>>90687460
Maybe if you're a fucking fag you might consider yourself "raped" by a female, but that's not how rape works. rape refers to penetration, which females are incapable of doing.
>>90687476
Wow, careful not to cut yourself on that edge

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>>90687482
>gets lovingly raped almost everyday
lucky...

>>90687521

No. In fact I genuinely have no idea what the punchline here is. Is this supposed to be a commentary on inconsistent heights?

>>90687528
It's horrible, you either have to remove your bits or hope to god she doesn't have a strap-on.

>>90687521
Maybe?
This show is more suited to situational jokes, and is funniest when it doesn't seem like it's trying to be funny. If they attempted slapstick, I'm pretty sure it would be a disaster.

>>90687579
>strap-ons count as being raped
lel

>>90687576
Yes.
>>90687549
Figures, just thought of it.

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>>90687557
>women can't rape

Back
To

T U M B L R
U T U M B L
M U T U M B
B M U T U M
L B M U T U
R L B M U T

Peridot is best gem, this is an indisputable fact

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>>90686004
>>90686070
Good shit, my doods

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>>90687630

>>90687579
>>90687528

It's worse than that. They demand you fuck them and then smack you and remind you that if you don't play along they'll tell the police you attacked them. And it doesn't matter if you're acquitted in court. That means you lose your job, you lose your friends, you lose your reputation. Everything. All because some fat bitch wanted your dick.

No I don't want to talk about it

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>>90687570
Stevens probably been raped by the gems so much to the point he doesn't even view it as rape.
When Pearl comes to him and tells him to strip Steven happily does as he's told.
Steven is a good boy.

>>90687557
My fingers are going in your asshole...tonight as you enter REM sleep

>>90687630
Peridot is a shitty meme

>>90687557
>rape refers to penetration, which females are incapable of doing
Oh, okay. I see what you mean.
So a woman can take advantage of a man, have sex with him without his consent, and leave him feeling used and traumatized. You know, all the reasons why rape is a crime in the first place.
But she didn't put a thingy in a hole, so it's not rape.

>>90687642
Your boss?

>>90687557
Looking at it from a legal point of view in the eyes of the US court system rape is any unwanted Sexual intercourse, doesn't have to have the rapist penetrating the rapee. Also legally there are quite a few cases of Female to Male rape recorded in public record.

>>90686070
>conqueror kings 2

did they really reference a niche paradox gsg game?

>>90687714
Its a very popular game on Steam.

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>>90687634
guuuuud stuff

>>90686070
If there are no villains in SU, how are there history games in SU?

>>90687585
Uh kindergarten kid? I quite liked the slapstick in that one

>>90687760
History is not about villains and heroes.

>>90687638
an autistic voice actress doesn't get to decide if her character is autistic

>>90687698

Nah. College.

>>90687768
Oh yeah. I guess there was slapstick, and I guess it was a disaster.
Peridot is more tailored to meme humor anyway. I don't know what they were thinking.

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>>90687714
CKII's not niche for an megalomaniacal hero's-journey mary sue like Connie

>>90687679
Peridot is a great character, they haven't done much with her for a long while though.

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>>90687412
I guess this second take doesn't help

I have no favorite gem

>>90687466
atta boy

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>>90685540

>>90687786
neither do autistic perifags

>>90687614
>le tumblr meme again
>>90687650
Wow how edgy
>>90687680
>leave him feeling traumatized
>after having sex with a woman
What a load of shit. Men might feel used after sex, but they do not suffer psychological trauma.

>You know, all the reasons why rape is a crime in the first place.
Rape is a crime because it destroys women's lives, not because some men felt used after sex. Rape is by nature a much worse experience for a woman, since it serves to strip her away of what little power she has and leaves her as "used good" in an uncaring patriarchical society. Rape culture also unduely shames and punishes women for getting raped, leading to many victims being forced to bottle up their feelings and experiences so as not to be shunned by society.

>>90687774
History has recorded the events of heroes and villains however.

>>90687845
right

>>90687846
this, can men get pregnant and get saddled with a parasite for a child? no

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>>90685931
Sapphire being kidnapped by Rubies

>>90687845
yeah but the writers do, and she isn't

>>90687863
Can men choose not to provide for a child they didn't want, conceived from sex they didn't consent to?

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Who wants more coloridoos?
sorry I don't do every request

>>90687846
>>90687863
>only men can rape being defended unironically
This can't be happening, this has to be to be a dream!

>>90687902
>perifags actually believe this

>>90687915
I thought "/co/mblr" was just a joke.

>>90687846
>but they do not suffer psychological trauma.
I can't believe that this would come from someone that then goes on to talk about rape culture shaming the victims. The hypocrisy between the two statements is to fucking obvious for it to be anything but parody.

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>>90687908

>>90687919
>shitposters actually imply this

>>90687851
There was only ever one Hero and it was Nepolian and only ever one villain and it was nobunaga.

>>90687999
$5

>>90687760
I'm more interested in what Crusader Kings would be in a world without religion

>>90687999
Still counts, just one person can change history.

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>>90688013
I hope that shit was deposited in my account.

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This is now a fat thread.

>>90687760
"Hero" and "villain" is 100% subjective

>>90687903
Men always have the power to refuse sex in a patriarchal society. Women do not, due to their lower status and overt sexualization and objectification in our society.
>>90687933
Because men, by definition, cannot be rape victims. How hard is that to understand?

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Okay but-
One-Boob Sapphire

>>90688024
about 15 dollars cheaper with Expacs.

>>90688024
The dark ages.

>>90688056
Okay but-
kill yourself

>>90688056
ONE

BAP

SAPPH

>>90688051
In the eyes of the law this is untrue and really that's good enough for me. I'm not here to have long winded gender politic debates against those unable to see both sides of an issue.

>>90688047
Would you call someone who does evil purely for the sake of evil, good?

>>90688063
No, withOUT religion

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>>90685872
>for the next month

You would be placing too much trust on CN

>>90688094
What's their tax policy like.

Since Rose shapeshifted a womb could a gem theoretically get fat?
Also since Peri can't shapeshift she can't have a steven?

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>>90688056
>>90688086
Okay but-
Sapphire being dominated

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If Lapis learned how to eat, would she need to wear a diaper because she doesn't know how to control her bowels?

>>90688051
>Men always have the power to refuse sex in a patriarchal society.
What about an unconscious man?
What about a man who's been tied down?
What about a man at gunpoint?
What about a man whose boss will fire him if he doesn't fuck her?
What about a man who's being threatened with a rape accusation?
Do they have the power to refuse sex in this """""patriarchal""""" society?

>>90688094
Within the context of statecraft, you have to be exceptionally rotten and necessarily short-lived if you can't justify your actions in at least some way.

>>90688101
Damn, without religion parts of the world might stay in the stone ages.
Or worse.

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good morning

>>90688175
kys

>>90687820
nah, she's a badly done invader zim ripoff and comedy relief character

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>>90685872
>CN has a dozen shows under their property that they can currently air at any time
>LITERALLY air only 3 shows and ONE movie for an entire week
>somehow they manage to stay afloat

Somebody tell me how the fuck do they do it. I mean I remember being 6-7 and when I stayed at home watching TV I would switch the channel inmediately if the same show aired more than twice

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>>90688078
You deserve pain.

>>90688171
I'm sure without religion they would be able to eventually find out the moral laws that most religions adopt so they can function.

>>90688094
if I was evil, then yes, I would

Subjectivity my friend

>>90688024
There's no worldbuilding for the Earth in SU.
They say stuff like how there's no holidays or religion because it scores points with the "le edgy hip millenniums" but they never consider how it would actually affect humanity.
Because the humans in this show, despite the excessive focus on them, are secondary. Even the writers don't give a shit about humans.

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>>90688175
goodnight

>>90688123
Does Peridot just not know how to shapeshift or is she literally incapable of doing it?

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>>90688143
Don't forget male children being manipulated into sexual acts before they can consent or with family members

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>>90688175
GOOD MORNING AMERICA

>>90685872
I'd really love to meet the fuckboy who scheduled this. I'd love to talk to them and see the process their brain goes through when deciding this shit. It's baffling to me.

>>90688056
who dat?

>>90688123
If they shapeshifted a fully working digestive system then probably.

>>90688223
>They say stuff like how there's no holidays or religion
When did they say this? The art surrounding the temple defiantly points towards some amount of religion exists.

>>90688254
Ur mum

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>>90688223
i think the audience actually is supposed to care about the humans

i'm pretty sure this is one of the biggest, genuine flaws of su, since very few people do actually care about them even though the whole show is about the beauty of humanity and we have countless townie episodes to indicate that we're supposed to care about them

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>>90688203
>implying they're staying afloat

>Steven Universe
>#38
>945k

http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-friday-cable-originals-network-finals-3-10-2017.html

Up from last week, but CN is pretending like SU no longer exists, and is still completely snubbing the show from promos.

There was an actual CN promo that was airing for this past Friday, and it said:
>Tune in for an all new Teen Titans Go!
>Followed by an all new Powerpuff Girls!

SU aired IN BETWEEN those two shows, after having its timeslot pushed back a half-hour in favor of more TTG.

all lapidot fags need to be rounded up and shot

>>90685776
Glad to see you back, Anon.

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>>90688318
if cn wanted to kill themselves so badly, they could have just told us

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>>90688318
/CANCELLED/

>>90688318
That's surprisingly high considering the things you noted as well. Many folks were expecting below 900k