/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>90691019
Jasper is best gem

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>>90691019
Always right.

Reminder that lapidot is still a shit ship and spamming pictures of it only proves that.

>>90691039
punch lapis!

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lapiven

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Jaspe is best best gem

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>>90691052
canon

>>90691055
>>90691029
Jasper is shit

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>>90691055
jaspe is best gem

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Give he the Murder Cock?

>>90691051
shatter lapis

>>90691019
When does Jasper spank Sapphire?

Talk about the inconsistencies and illogical things in SU.
Preferably the history.

>>90691029
>>90691055
samefag jascuck

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>>90691067
Yet she is better than any of the other gems, especially Lapshit.

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>>90691052
Hot.

>>90691090
lel

>>90691090
>mpd

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Okay, so what would be the Gems (Plus Greg and Connie.)'s sweetest dreams?

FUCK DONALD GEM AND FUCK GEM PEOPLE

>>90691090
Stupid jascuck

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Gems should watch their roommate sleep

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>>90691119
THIS

>>90691133
Lapidirts should sit on railroad tracks and watch an oncoming train.

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>>90691089
why would you think that

>>90691051
fucking kill yourself if i ever met you i'd fucking rip your throat out suck my dick

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This is right side up on my phone so I swear to god if it's sideways....

Thinking of writing something short

Any good ideas?

If Singles, Japser will stay bubbled for all of time.

>>90691153
kill yourself, pussy.

>>90691180
Peridot tortures small animals for fun

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HEY LAPIS!!!!!1

ARE YOU OKAAAAY~!?!?

>>90691180
Jasper splitting up Garnet and grabbing Sapphire to spank her.

>>90691159
>took 3 minutes to edit
jascucks really are slow and dumb

>>90691168
>>90691196
kill yourself

>>90691180
Jasper kills peridot and gets with Greg

>>90691180
Steven finding Rose and Greg's wedding tape.

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>>90691202
stop

>>90691180
Pearl wants Smoky to stay fused for her.

>>90691180
Smoky forcefeeding Lapis

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>>90691202
no

>>90691180
Dewey trying to get a date with Pearl.

>>90691090
>Peridot on season 10

>>90691207
but Jasper is best gemfag posts in threads that I'm not even in all the time stupid Lapshitfag

>>90691172
DON"T FORGET THE SOAP

>>90691074
>bismuth as beiphong
>not peridot

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>>90691202
THAT'S IT

THIS ENDS NOW

It is the civic duty of every patriotic American citizen to write Lapiven loverape fics

>>90691304
this, but with steven molesting lapis

>>90691180
Anon getting it on with a gem.
Ranging from the main six in correspondence with the last number in this post.
If it's above six, A homeworld gem of /sug/'s choice.
Vote now.

>>90691180
Peridot plays Colonization V against Connie.
used this as reference>>90691061

>>90691119
Calm down Iron Sheik

>>90691324
OH FUCK NO, IT'S STEVEN, DON'T WRITE IT.
Unless you use Rose.

>>90691338
That sounds cute, actually. I bet Peridot would fucking love video games.

>>90691324
Steven

>>90691199
How small are we talking?

>>90691180
Jasper shapeshifting her hand into a girlfriend

>>90691324
Steven

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this show is for undesirables

>>90691402
Ranging from voles to squirrels, maybe she makes her way up raccoons eventually. Eventually Steven catches her and is very concerned.

>>90691440
I desire you, Homerposter

>>90691168
>>90691215
kill lapis by punching her.

>>90691398
>>90691436
I meant vote for the homeworld gem if it went over six, It didn't.

Please use Rose for the story as number four.

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post peridoodles

>>90691497
No, anon, you gotta use Steven.

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>>90691432

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>>90691516

>>90691522
Could we use a femanon instead of a dudeanon?

>>90691557
Yes, and Steven calls her Lapis all the time.

>>90691432
>>90691523
SU is fucking garbage.

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>>90691583
nah

>>90691432
Is she a fucking midget or something!?

I though she was tall!

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>>90691516
does this work?

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>>90691516
The best

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>>90691133
i dont really understand what aspect of watching someone sleep is cute

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>ywn work at the same office as steven sugar and get pranked by him
why continue breathing

>>90691599
I want this airbrushed on a van. Not my van but a van somewhere.

>>90691557
Only if Steven is bara

so there any good art of lapis upskirts?

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The crew should have shattered Jasper back then... At least if she were in pieces, we wouldn't have to know how little she mattered to them.

>>90691583
You're not wrong.

Why I keep watching, I have no idea.

>>90691657
Explain?

>>90691019
So if OK KO gets more popular than SU, will Sugar break up with Ian?

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>>90691682
chill out freak, she's coming back

>>90691645
ugh

>>90691682
kill jasper

>>90691657
You could always start as an intern. An old... washed up intern.

>>90691682
but if she was shattered she wouldn't come back in season 6

>>90691700
No, they're a loving and supportive couple

cum resurget creatura

>>90691632
Right?
It's super creepy.

>>90691682
>no one asked for Jasper

m-maybe Sugar cares?

>>90691696
>agreeing with shitposter-kun
Why are you even here?

Why do Lapis & Peridot get more focus than Garnet now, when Garnet is supposed to be a main character and isn't complete shit like they are?

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>>90691698
he does silly stuff to jane bak's name plate

>>90691700
she'll realize her crew members are incompetent and that they fucked up her show that used to have potential, drop SU, and move on to work on Pug Davis with a better crew

>>90691632

> Lapidot
> Fangs

Dropped

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I think someone wanted this a few threads back

>>90691734
Yeah right.
They're constantly insulting and act other behind their backs.
Remember the shade Ian threw SU in the KO game?

>>90691739
sed cur non consurgant

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>>90691516

>>90691769
And why would I care?

>>90691785
I WOULD RUN TO THIS PERSONS LOCKER AND BEAT THEM UP

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>>90691632
I guess seeing someone be protective is cute. I don't really get it either.

>>90691764
because this show is memes now

>>90691785
I think that might have been me

ohgod

Thank god this show wasn't out when I was in high school. I can only imagine the terrible picture collages I would have made

>>90691785
What is this?

Some fat girl's locker?

>>90691087
im all shitposted out
too much lauren/boarder bashing lately

>>90691785
You don't even need a lock, just having worst gem on your locker like that is enough to get people to not touch it.

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How will the Gems deal with Steven's sexual urges?

>>90691101
NO! Lapiven is for cute and pure love.
There is no lewds allowed!

>>90691785
>jasperfags

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>>90691785
I was looking for this but couldn't find it. Thanks anon.

>>90691785
tell me more about this person

>>90691839
>Implying he didn't dump his lust on Connie when they fused.

>peridot is out memeing around, so lapis decides to lay down to have a rest in her hammock
>she rolls over onto her side, and just as she's about to drift off she hears the barn door open
>steven enters the barn quietly, and sees lapis seemingly sleeping
>lapis can hear him breathing heavily as he walks towards her, but she remains still
>"ready for another round lapis?" steven whispers to himself
>as he unzips his dick, lapis's eyes flash open, but she continues to remain still
>"what does steven mean, and what does he plan on doing?" lapis thinks to herself
>suddenly she feels steven's hands on her as he slowly drags her hips towards him
>lapis's head and arms flop out of the opposite side of the hammock as steven pulls her into position, and he chuckles to himself
>"good thing she's a heavy sleeper" he whispers
>steven then lifts up her skirt, and what occurs after is both the most painful and pleasurable thing she had ever experienced
>it takes all of her willpower not to cry out or moan as she's utterly rawed
>lapis begins to feel something bubbling up inside her, but before anything comes of it steven pulls away and she hears a splat on the floor
>as steven zips himself back up and begins to clean the floor, lapis lays there shivering
>she wonders how many times steven has used her without her knowing, and why she found the assault so pleasurable
>as steven leaves she wonders if she should ask him to show her what he did later

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>>90691839
How is Pearl going to survive mine

>>90691087
All of it.
It's shit.

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>>90691682
Butch gems like Jasper and Bismuth are irredeemable.

This "progressive" show's ultimate moral is that if you aren't femme, you aren't worth saving.

>>90691862
It's pretty simple, she won't have to.

>>90691774
>SU
>having potential
>ever
It was trash from the beginning.

>>90691180
outakes of roses tape to steven where rose reveals she won't know if steven will be good or evil

>>90691857
>as he unzips his dick
Like a banana?

>>90691862
She's a strong gem you know. She can take it.

>>90691857
This is ooc.

>>90691892
so your life is sad enough that you take part in things that you dislike?

>>90691774
Because we all know how good Pug Davis.
Why is Sugar such a hack?

>>90691450
I think a bird should fit well then

>It was a warm summer's day, and Peridot found herself wandering through the forest once again.
>Steven was busy saving the planet, and Lapis had started spending her days down by the seaside as of late, leaving Peridot alone at the barn with precious little else to do.
>She had managed to pas the time so far by studying the local fauna, something that turned out to be much more entertaining than watching Season 5 of CPH for the 86th time in a row.
>She stared up at the trees, listening to the birds singing from up in their branches.
>However, today, something sounded a bit odd.
>One of the songs sounded much more panicked, and was coming from below rather than above.
>Looking down at her feet, Peridot located the answer to her little mystery.
>A small bird, no more than a foot tall, was chirping urgently beneath her, one of its wings laying half-contracted across its left side while the other flapped uselessly.
>Peridot picked up the frightened bird, gently clapping it on its head to calm it down.
>"Are you hurt?" she asked.
>The bird, being a bird, made no response.
>"Aw, poor little thing. Let's get you down to the barn and I'll fix you right up."
>The bird seemed to understand her, and made an excited chirp from under her palm.
>"Come on little guy. We're going to have a lot of fun together, I just know it. "
>And so, Peridot walked back into the barn, with a little new companion in tow.

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>>90691904
For you

>>90691916
I'm not sad enough that enjoy things that are clearly awful.

I just wanna say the last episode was a step above the Bloodmoon one. It was certainly cute, but lately SU just feels like an internet short than an actual cartoon series. If they would expand the run time to at least 30 minutes with two new episodes instead of just one slither of crap I'd be satisfied.

>>90691946
k, heres another (You), run along now

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right where she belongs.

>>90691432
yup this is what boarder freedom gives us
something to shitpost about
peridot was glorious in warp tour
and slowly degraded to complete garbage with every following episode

>>90691856
But Connie's lust already far outweighs his.

So when Steven is an adult and he fuses with Amethyst, is Smoky going to be like a strongman?

>>90691957
>Bloodmoon
Wrong magical girl show anon.

>>90691849
Is that one actually yours? It's not that bad.

>lolita in corner

HMMMMM

>>90691977
Where do you think she got it from?

>>90691981
18 inches

>>90691968
She was shit from the start.
Only waifu fags ever gave a shit about her.

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>>90691884
All femme Gems are to be trusted.

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>>90691774

>>90691957
SU in general is just a horrible show.
If anything, they should just cancel it; a million episodes of TTG is better than a single episode of Crying Filler Universe.

>>90691957
>Bloodmoon
Fuck off Starfag.

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>>90692021
The more doe-eyed, the better.

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>>90691019
Milo Hoff strikes again.

Is there a lack of force feeding pearl art or have I just been lucky not to see any.

>>90692091
Fuck off shill

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>>90691645
cute

>>90692031
you guys used to be rare in /sug/
show must be doing poorly

>>90691968
as soon as she lost her limb enhancers she went to shit, and that was clearly Sugar's plan for her from the beginning

>>90692005
It's okay Pearl, it's natural for your son to get a bigger dick than yours through fusion.

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>>90691676

>>90691019
https://medium.com/@dtwps/all-these-black-characters-and-0-done-right-how-steven-universe-fails-its-black-fanbase-part-i-81e0b0b8c3fe#.ki2uad7md

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Everyone should have a chance at being redeemed.
I'm not that guy I'm just here to post an example.

>>90691928
>In a small little corner of the barn, there was a wall, laying parallel to the entrance, working with the two walls of the corner to make a little room where one could enter from one side.
>This room was hidden behind a grey-white curtain, and contained a small wooden table where Peridot often played with her little friends.
>Moving the table up from the workshop area had been quite a lot of work, but having a space for herself to play with her friends made it feel worth it to Peridot.
>As she pulled away the curtain to walk into her room, the little bird jumped out of her hand and landed on the edge of the table.
>"Oh, you're excited too, are ya?" Peridot said to the bird.
>The bird chirped excitedly.
>"Yeah, I know. I´d be excited too if I got to spend all day with me. Now, let's get started, shall we?"
>"First, we're going to need some things."
>Peridot gave the bird an affectionate little pat on the head.
>Peridot reached under the table, pulling out a large red storage unit closed by a small latch.
>She quickly opened the storage unit, eager to help the little thing.
>She remembered the human called "Andy" calling it a "toolbox", although the tools contained within were primitive to say the least.
>Still, she would manage.
>She pulled out a drill and some drill bits, a screwdriver, a hammer, a crowbar, as well as a smaller, bifurcated crowbar.
>She knew what it was called, but the name escaped her.
>No matter, she knew how to use it and that was good enough.
>She grabbed the little bird, laying it down in the middle of the table.
>It chirped happily under the warm lamp, rubbing up against her hand lovingly.
>How cute.

>>90692091
milo writes like matt
or at least when matt pretends to be his 13 year old nephew.

>>90691785
i'd spit on this locker and then post lapis/garnet/smoky pictures all over it

>>90692111
The show was always doing poorly.
People were just in denial.

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>>90691145

>>90692133
>Her hand fumbled inside the toolbox until she found what she needed.
>Pulling out the stapler, she went straight to work properly securing the little bird.
>It screeched loudly as the staples went through its wings, drops of blood gathering around its wounds.
>It struggled against its bonds, but to no avail.
>Peridot smiled.
>Now the fun could truly begin.

How far can I take this until I have to go to /trash/?

>>90692121
Get some new bait.

>>90692112
pretty generous of you to suggest that sugar planned anything

>>90691769
>I loaf my job
>Loaf
Damn. Makes me want to give them a big hug.

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>>90691299
The entirety of Homeworld is Zamasu

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>>90692021
>>90692069

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do you like my mug anon?

>>90692170
This.
Sugar never planned for shit.

What the hell is going on here?
Guess which anon I am.

>>90692189
do you fill it with shit?

>>90692183
make them
BIGGER

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>>90692189

>>90691145
>>90692152
You don't have to post the same images in every thread, you dumb phoneposter.

>>90691115

Pearl
>She wakes up in a warm bed, the sun shines down. To her right sleeps Rosr Quartz, to her left sleeps Mystery Girl, and curled up by her feet Steven is gently snoring.

Amethyst
>The crystal gems all admire her as the perfect quartz.

Garnet
>Ruby and Saph have a romantic dinner.

Greg
>Rose, him and Steven all live together in the temple as a happy family.

Connie
>She gets her own gem.

Steven
>Homeworld leave him alone, he uncorrupts the tenple gems and Rose and Greg tuck him into bed every night.

>>90692143
lapis, garnet, and smoky are all shit and would just make the locker even more shit

>>90692170
>two stars in the opening

>>90692204
that's private

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>>90692189
where'd you get it?

>>90692189
How do your friends and family feel about this?

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>>90692189
only if you like this tea

>>90691115
>>90692217
More like
>all cis white men are killed

>>90692222
FUCKING REKT BY QUADS!

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>>90692210

>>90692170
Peridot is obviously Sugar's past obsession with invader Zim shoved into one character, she's a short gremlin because Zim is a short gremlin, she's just a shitty meme because the writers are incompetent and tried to rip off a preexisting character rather than trying to make their own

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Is the drawfag who made this here? Have they made any more stuff recently?

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>>90692189
WHERE CAN I GET ONE

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>>90692278
BIGGER

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>>90692323

How would the Crystal Gems, plus Lapis, Peridot, Connie, and Greg react to /sug/?

>>90692091
Fuck off Milo, we're not gonna watch your stupid video.

>>90692217
How dare you make my comfy night comfier anon.
Do continue.

>>90691180
Amedot is always cool if ya ship it.

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>>90692021
>white gem is the smartest and most civil
>most black coded Crystal Gem is the most violent
>an even more black coded gem is introduced and she's even more violent
>bad guys actually enforce homo relationships and hunt down and destroy hetero relationships
>all the masculine rubies are irredeemable but the feminine ruby can be redeemed in just one episo- oh wait she's actually an evil, irredeemable sadist
What did Sugar mean by this?

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I just bought a pair of these. Can't wait for them to come in the mail.

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>>90692430
>Connie Maheswaran

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There has to be more to life than /sug/ and work?

>>90691180

Amedot, Mystery Pearl or Lapiven

Failing that, internal monologue of a US fighter pilot as the Homeworld invasion begins

>>90692430
Oh, I get it. Because Jasper is shit.

>>90691865
So shit you are here trolling.

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>>90692347

>>90691304
I'm swiss tho

>>90691019
Would you say it's the heights that bother people or the fact that the show goes off model at all?

I notice it's usually Paul Raven and Lamar Katie who the size inconsistencies. Even Zuke keeps the size consistent.

So is it more so that you can't hire a bunch of people who draw the same? Could different art styles for the show even work?

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>>90691115
>Steven
Being able to hang out with his mom with it feeling like a farce; the CG treating him with complete respect and viewing him as a good leader on his own, not as a Rose clone; being able to redeem everyone.

>Pearl
A pleasant day with both Rose and Steven.

>Amethyst
A garbage dump; being treated as a valuable team member by Pearl and Garnet; having Rose back to guide and coddle her.

>Garnet
Fusing with Steven and becoming more full of love and perfect; sloppy Rupphire makeouts.

>Peridot
Being nominated as new leader of the CG; ruling HW fairly as Green Diamond; Paulette dying.

>Lapis
Also fusing with Steven into a lovely fusion; a day with Steven and Peridot without being tethered by her worries and doubts.

>Jasper
Fusing with someone who likes her; PD being still alive; getting revenge on Rose; dogs.

>Greg
Also a pleasant day with both Rose and Steven; him owning a house where he and Steven could live together.

>Connie
No homework

>>90692464
Are you implying that you shit your pants? I think you are.

>>90692457
Yes! Dating and video games!
My life is hallow kill me!

>>90692464
No, because my ass belongs to Jasper

>>90692408
ugh

>>90692464
Do... do you shit your pants, anon?

>>90692493
No one cares, you watch making, undecided, Franco-Germanic abortion.

>>90692510
gross and weird

>>90691557
>not wanting steven to be diddled by a dudeanon
What are you gay?

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>>90692343
smaller

>>90692430
What if you working out and your underwear gets shown off. What do you tell the other big dudes in the weight room.

>>90692500
I want a pleasant day with Steven.

>>90692545
I prefer /ss/ instead of gay um... what's the term for this?

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>>90692461
Sorry lad, already began on the torture fic
>>90692161
>Peridot looked over the selection of toys she had, weighing the options in her mind.
>She didn't want to make a bad first impression afte all.
>Eventually she settled upon the scredriver, a rusty old thing with a flat head nd a wooden handle.
>She tapped the handle against the table, getting a deep and satisfying "thunk".
>Turning against her new friend, she presented the screwdriver to it, holding the handle over the poor creature's face.
>"Are you ready, little guy, We're going to have so much fun with this, just you see!"
>With that, she turned away from the bird's face, moving left to inspect its broken wing.
>t was fractured around the middle, she saw, with the bone being badly fractured.
>Luckily, it had not broken.
>She would take care of this in a jiffy.
>Doing her best to contain her excitement, she raised uo the screwdriver, holding it by the head, carefully calculating how it would come down.
>Then, she swung the screwdriver downwards, right onto the place where the bone was fractured.
>The bird shrieked in pain as the bone shattered, breaking into a dozen tiny pieces inside its wing.
>Peridot gave an elated squeal as the bird thrashed around in pain, only causing it further injury as it pushed its wings along the staples.
>"Oh, don't struggle, you'll loosen the staples" she said, grabbing a hold of the stapler again.
>"Or do, it's way more fun that way." She giggled to herself as she lodged another two staples into each wing.
>The bird screamed louder, but nothing happened.
>"What's wrong? Are you tired of playing already?"
>"Or are you just scared that someone might find us?"
>"Don't worry about that. In here, nobody can hear us no matter how loud we are."
>She smiled, and flipped the screwdriver in her hand, pressing the flat head against the shattered bone.

>>90692551
This actually looks better desu.

>>90692290
warp tour peridot was the most interesting
i saw the invader zim in her as well but it was subtle
and then leg extensions go and a horrible parody of zim written by a 13 year old begins to unfold
i feel completely cheated

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>>90692557
It's what every gem wants.

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>>90692551
>>90692571
ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫᵉʳ

>>90692567

The term is rank faggotry, anon.

>>90692581
ADD JASPER

>>90692553
that Jasper is my inspiration for going to the gym

>>90692594
stupid jascuck

>>90691304
A good thing that I'm an Australian then.

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>>90691090
I drew the pickle's face

>>90692594
except make her shoot breastmilk at Steven instead of a heart

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>>90692500
>TFW You will never have a pleasant day with Steven...

>>90692601
But what if they rip off your pants and make fun of you for your underwear while playing with your cock?

>>90692592
What does rank have to do with it?
Rank as in "Disgusting" or rank as in well.... rank and file?

>>90692005
kys

>>90692594
Steven gives his love to Jasper. Not the other way around.
Maybe some day, Jasper will understand that Steven isn't Rose, and she'll finally love him.

>>90692653

disgusting

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You're cute /sug/ but you're a little too young for this.

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>>90692645

>>90692532
I know you are, but Jasper is perfect

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>>90692557
>>90692639
>steven would love and hang out with you everyday, despite your faults
>he's not real and you'll never meet someone like him

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>>90692500
>Lapis dreams about Steven being her husband and them making sweet love together.

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>>90692588

>>90692676
Holy shit haven't you been around these threads since the pilot?

>>90692645
I'd show up the next day with Jasper, so she can beat them up, restore my dignity, and then rip off my underwear and play with my cock because I'm nobody's bitch but hers.

>>90692645
I would tell them to stop playing with my cock because my cock is for Jasper only

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>>90691516
Woops, the towel fell! Can you cover me?

>>90692675
Ah, appropriate.

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>>90691516
ok

>>90692705
>>90692708
>jascucks

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Thanks for the advice Boogie

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I want to hug Peridot

>>90692709
I'll cover you in a blanket, If you know what I mean.

>>90692740
you want to hug shit

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Finished.

>>90692740
is perifaggotry finally coming back

>>90692753
>jascucks

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>>90692697
>steven finds lapis sleeping
>she's projecting her dreams
>it's of steven and her getting married
What would he do, would it be awkward?

>>90692133
Oh gosh this is gonna hurt my heart.

>>90691785
Couldn't imagine why anyone would want that.

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What song do you want to do a cover of together /sug/?

>>90692753
Are you implying that you shit your pants?

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>>90692694
>No Steven to cheer you up.
>No Steven to help fix your problems and make you a better person.
>No Steven to redeem you no matter how bad of a person you are.
>No Steven to to tell you he loves you no matter your flaws...

Why fucking breath?

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>>90692766
this is a blue board silly

>>90692764
PUSH THEM BACK
PUSH THEM BACK

>>90692740
I think she would be very soft so I wouldn't mind hugging her

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>>90692753
*a cutie
>>90692764
I'm not a perifag, I just think she's cute.

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>>90692764
It never left.

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>>90692740
I want them to give us the god damn high school AU episode already.
Hilary wants it, we want it, just make it happen Sugar.

>>90692766
You'll come back
They always do

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>>90692766
SEE YOU IN THREE DAYS!

>>90692766
Good.
Keep it up.
Post as much as you can before you get banned.

>>90692790
Are you implying that Peridot is equal to a pair of pants full of shit? Because if so I agree

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>>90692791
>No Steven to gain your trust and help you become the woman you were meant to be.
>Only to break his trust by raping him.

If only...

>>90692857
No, anon, this isn't what we meant.

>>90692839
this, let's fill this shit thread with porn fellow /freaks/!

>>90692568
This is good stuff, I'd pay money to see this with an eavesdropping gem instead of an animal.

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>>90692733
>Boogie makes another fucking awful picture of Sapphire that even disgusts the Sapphirephag

>>90692857
>Ronaldo's crusty, unwashed fuzzy hole

>>90692857
I bet his ass smells like chips. Ever open a bag of chips, and it smells like ass?

>>90692495
none of these issues should ever make it into the final product

boarders have to jam out nearly a thousand panels (4-500 for an 11 minute show) so things get missed or misinterpreted even by the most seasoned boarders. the board then it is passed onto a person who does timing and a person who does layout. audio and dialog is timed and queued so that is another person.

good shows have a continuity manager, dozens of people see it in the animation studio
The fact that we even get to see these mistakes is due to EVERYONE not bothering to fix them or rebecca approving all of the errors
this poor level of quality comes form the top down.
rebecca isn't supposed to be boarding either because you know what happens? creator ego takes over and all resources are pooled to perfect her boards while other boards either queue up or are forced through errors and all.

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>>90692884
GOOD IDEA

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>>90692771
I don't think Steven would be able to look into Lapis eyes without feeling awkward.
He would probably try to make Peridot and Lapis fall in love even harder not wanting Lapis to love him like that.

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>>90692824
Would they do it? I'd take it over more Onion or Lars shit.

>>90692892
But is it any good?
Also, you're late.

>>90692884
that was a one time thing

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>>90692766
Brave young man

>>90692903
I never thought about Ronaldo's smell before. Now that I think of it, he probably smells like cooked sewage.

>>90691785
>that bismuth between the jaspers

Kek

>>90692933
How old is this? Look a bit off, compared to Awe's more recent work.

>>90692528
Oh shit, you got me. Feelsbadman.

>>90692763
got a blog?

>>90692763
good work anon

>>90692958
Okay everybody! Describe how you think each towny would smell!

>>90692984
Around SOS time maybe?

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>>90692934
He needs to be true to his feelings for her.

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>>90692884

>>90692995
Jasper smells like pussy

Aka the most invigorating smell

>>90692995
Mr. Smiley would smell like a cardboard box

>>90693020
>censoring it
pussy ass bitch

>>90692940
I saw the damn thing on the paheal.
Like those other two pics the short stack is drawn to unreasonable proportions.
Doesn't help the dick in this one looks like fucking stone hedge as well.

Also i've been here sweety.

I don't think anyone was talking about it beforehand if that's also what you meant.

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I want to wipe away Lapis's tears.

>>90692995
Lars would smell like pot.
Greg would smell like alcohol.
Onion would smell like cookies and butt.

>>90692857
Literally me.

>>90693066
shitty art

>>90693066
i want to punch lapis until she cries.

Anon would smell like someone who needs to love themselves more

>>90693066
i want to cut off my arm and use limb enchancer technology to implant into my arm and make it float so i can wipe away lapis lazuli's tears

>>90693098
That would take a lot of punches.

>>90693066
you want to wipe away shit's tears

>>90692772
No regrets
>>90692887
Maybe later
>>90692568
>The bird continued to squeak as Peridot slowly started pressing the cold metal against the splinters of bone inside its broken wing.
>She felt the bone crunch below her fingertips through the screwdriver, the mad thrashings of the bird sending vibrations up her digits.
>Peridot was ecstatic. None of the other creatures had been this much fun.
>She pressed harder, eliciting a short screech from the bird, the head ripping through the skin of the bird near the fracture and cutting straight through a bone.
>She moved the screwdriver upwards, a jagged rusted edge cutting up the thin skin of the wing.
>She felt a small vein get slit in half, a small spurt of blood spreading a comfortable warmth over the back of her hand.
>The feathers began to get soaked as the red blood seeped out of the wound into the plumes of the wing.
>This simply wouldn't do.
>"Oh dear, it looks like your feathers have gotten dirty, friend."
>"Let's fix that, shall we?"
>And with that, Peridot grabbed a handful of feathers and yanked them out.
>And another.
>And another.
>Droplets of blood splashed on her arm as the bloody feathers were ripped out of their place.
>Undeterred, she pushed through, not stopping until only a few patches of white and bright red adorned the plucked pink wing flopping pathetically up and down the staples, the large cut up its middle weeping crimson onto the dark brown wood of the table.

>>90693055
Doubt (X) jpg.
Where the hell was your Sapphire image then?
If you really were in the last thread.

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>>90692938
not sure if they would, but they totally could do it.

They'd just need to frame it like they did Garnet's Universe.
Have steven be making up some shitty fanfic about what he imagines school must be like based on his fucking japanese comics (he had Sailor Moon on his nightstand in one episode)

>>90693137
i like to punch lapis a lot, so that works out for both of us.

>>90693055
it's a flash though

You might want to check it out

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>>90693015
But what if Steven legit doesn't love Lapis?
What is Lapis to do when her love for him is one sided?

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>>90693066
Can people cry underwater without choking? Can you see them shed tears? Does it even matter?

>>90692995
Mayor Dewey would have that classic businessman smell. You know the one I mean. Hard to describe.

>>90693214
Desperation?
What happened to his wife?
"Dewey" even know?

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>>90693066
I want to hug she until she falls asleep snoring.

>>90693141
>Once again, the screwdriver found its way in, this time upon an artery.
>This time, a lot more blood splashed out, making its way onto Peridots face.
>She stared the bird in the eye, looking only slightly shocked as drops of blood blazed their trails down to her flat chest.
>She touched her cheeks, and her finger came back redder than before.
>She licked her lips, droplets of blood dancing across her tongue before joining it betwen her lips.
>"Mmm."
>She swallowed, her smile beaming with pure joy.
>"Aren't you a nice little bird."
>She stared down at the mangled, naked wing.
>"Oh, no, but what have I done to you, friend?"
>"You're all asymmetrical now!"
>"But don't you worry, I'll make it alright!"
>She turned away, staring at her tools, dearching for something to make it better.
>Her hands made theri way to the hammer, and she grasped it firmly in her hand.
>She turned around, swinging the hammerhead down into her hand.
>"Isn't this just so exciting? And to thik we have the entire day to spend together!"
>She raised her hand, and the hammer came down upon the healthy wing of the bird.
>Outside, the faintest cry of a small lost swallow could be heard.
>But there was noone to hear it.

This is getting longer than I thought.

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>tfw avoiding thinking about depression but it wont last much longer so you are trying to enjoy it.

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What if Steven disappeared without a trace? Who would go crazy first?

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How many characters have kissed onscreen so far?

Greg/Rose, Sadie/Lars

Who will kiss Steven first?