America #1 Storytime of pain

This is gonna hurt, again

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>>90344537
>This is gonna hurt, again
Sadly

So is there a point to this, or are you just trying to attract /pol/kiddies?

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>>90344582
>you just trying to attract /pol/kiddies?
I guess

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>>90344582
>if i dont like this comic i am /pol/

Gotta love this place

>>90344634
People just need their banquet of outrage with: America, Unstoppable Wasp, Champions, and Hawkeye (but I don't think that one was storytimed yet)

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>>90344665
Thank you anon.

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>>90344682
>Hawkeye (but I don't think that one was storytimed yet)
Doing Hawkeye after

WHY TWICE

>latina lesbian from the lesbian dimension who an punch holes in reality

It doesn't get more cringe than this.

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>>90344702
>WHY TWICE
Fake outrages

>>90344509
Please no

Why

>>90344682
>and Hawkeye
what the fuck happened with hawkeye now?

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>>90342460

>>90344746
It's a Kate book, so some people on these boards don't approve of that

>>90344656
Please, you know what I mean.

>>90344746
People not realizing that Kate being "the real Hawkeye" is a running joke.

>>90344776
>>90344788
Oh, THAT Hawkeye

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The end

>>90344690
>intergalactic indigenous people
Protecting the feelings of Aliens, species traitors.

>>90344755
Just came from there desu. Wasn't nearly as stupid. Then again, not even the first issue was outright offensive the way this is.

>>90344783
is hard to know my man, /pol/ has become /co/ boggeyman like SU or tumblr.

>>90344555
There's nothing I didn't hate about that description.

>>90344795
This shit ended so abruptly that people in the last storytime thread were asking OP to finish posting.
Fucking garbage

What have we done to deserve this

Real talk: I'd love to see threads that are just multiple people storytiming random stories. The first person to hit the image limit wins. You get bonus points if you hit the limit with the final page of your issue.

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>>90344806
This page alone is a good enough argument to shut down the comic industry for good. Looking forward to hearing how hard this abortion flops.

>>90344836
>What have we done to deserve this
You ain't #woke enough, chico

>>90344582
>he doesn't enjoy his anger

>>90344555
That was fucking cancer.
Thank god for the Superman Storytime. We need it.

>>90344833
Funny, Wasp had the exact same kind of pseudo-cliffhanger ending.

>>90344911 Hawkeye #4 Storytime

>>90344509
This reads like it was written by someone only skimmed America Chavez tumblr posts

>>90344690
>A college made after Sonia Sotomayor, a judge
>The college is about performing arts, apparently only recruits mutants and magic users, and has a department of radical women & intergalactic indigenous people, two things that aren't even the same category of stdies/realms of knowledge

I'm not sure what just baffles me more, this setting or the bizarre, high tech class America attends that is about a native american looking inuit who's entire conflict was about sacrificing her powers and then she immediately gets her powers back with even more power to it


Are they in America? If so the author is even lazier than I thought.

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Now for an MCU tie-in that's 99% just scenes from the first half of Civil War because apparently someone would want to buy this. I can't imagine who, but they must be out there somewhere otherwise why would they waste their time making this.

You already had two 300+ post threads, you don't need another.

>>90344816
Well, to each their own.
I managed to get through that issue of Ms America despite the cringe
Gave up at the first page of Wasp #1. (the art didn't help)

>>90344982
but man, imagine the outrage (you)s

>>90344982
Please Anon. We need our containment room for angry posts.

>>90344656
That's murder, Sinestro!

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Nauck is wasted on this shit.

>>90344882
Aw fuck, this gets me every thread.

>>90344953
The whole thing reads like a really shitty fanfic written by a pre-teen girl. Of course it's disjointed, factually inaccurate, pandering wish fulfilment with the Mary Sue-est of MCs.
>and then the brown girl so great even Spider-Man thinks she's great went with Captain America to punch Hitler because Nazis are BAD

>tfw /pol/ will shit on this comic because it's /pol/ and not because it's just plain shit.

>>90344509
Dude I don't want to see this on the board every day no matter how many replies you're desperate for.

Once was enough, get with the board culture.

>>90344656
It's got nothing to do with liking the comic or not. The comic is utter crap. But we went over it already, and we don't need this 24/7. We're already going to see fucking panels from it 24/7 in the typical "trigger me senpai" daily threads.

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>>90344675
>For Princess Leia's sake

>>90345099
Book has shitty writing structure.

>>90344596
>white means absence of color
>give her a little of this brown fist
Ignoring the anal fisting implications, the writer isn't being even remotely subtle.

>>90345283
Why cant that this be a comic universe?

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>>90344596

>Well, pure white just means the absence of color...
>...so let me give her a little of this brown fist!

We've entered a weird time period where SJW racism is just getting started. They have a long way to go, but with enough effort they can achieve their dreams of being as racist as the people they claim to hate.

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Aaaaand some beefcake, because why not.

>>90345105
If they want to they can.

You wanna talk about the technical aspects? The coloring is lazy. The color holds are half there and fuck shit up in some places. The dialogue is too long in some panels making the characters feel cramped by their own words. There's a whole page devoted to squiggley lines. For some reason they're doing in the whole women can only work with other women or a token gay thing that all the other books do. Putting "HBIC" because you can't write 'bitch' in comics

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>>90344806
>That whole page

Having the newest Superman issue storytimed next to Chavez is a pretty good statement about the state of the comics industry.

>>90345395
Honestly I like the artist. I think he did a good job and the coloring is indeed very mediocre.
The writing is a woke.

>>90345477
>woke
I meant joke

>>90345427
>Having the newest Superman issue storytimed next to Chavez is a pretty good statement about the state of the comics industry.
Damn right. We need more new quirky progressive books and less shit written by old white dudes forcing stale old characters for the 1930s down our throats.

>>90345505
Either works. They're the same thing.

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>>90344539
THICC

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>>90345515
Wow, this place really is /co/mblr.

>>90345505
Too late, anon, you are turning into Mark Waid

>>90344524
Literally indistinguishable from a well done illuminated comics strip

>>90345579
Another uppity bitch character.

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>>90344581
>shorter mom has a penis bulge

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>>90345604
Nah, there's not a single "uhm" on that page.

>>90344582
Some times a comic is released that is so legendary it must be experienced and then posted again for those who may have missed it. Thisis one of those times.

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>>90345599

>>90345637
Well, how do you think they made America?

>>90345724
Black cat everywhere like acrade.

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I'll be honest with you, I don't even know what this comic is and I just pulled it at random out of the win-o thread. Based on the cover, I'm going to assume some kinda Amethyst shit.

What the fuck is going on in this thread there are like 5 unrelated storytimes at the same time.

>>90344555
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING KATE IS THE REAL HAWKEYE LIKE CLINT TOOK HIS NAME FROM HER WHAT THE FUCK

>>90344806
This whole book is a parody.... right?

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>>90345856
Nah, those storytimes are propperly started and ended, besides, why the fuck would you like to read about... that fucking Ms. America book.

I swear to god, that book is deader than Hellcat, which overstayed it's welcome, but hey, it seems people might go harder at this book due to how stupid it went at the first issue.

>>90345856
There already an outrage thread for the America storytime that reached bump limit, and OP decided to make a second one. People (sick of outrage threads) are just storytiming random shit

>>90344631
Why would Blue Marvel ever say anything like that

>>90345794
The title would indicate King Arthur.

>>90344539

Well at least she's fucking hot.

>>90345887
Because it's a running joke. It's not a very good joke, but it is a joke

>>90345199
I could honestly see Billy making his first magical baby and naming her Leia since he's a turbonerd.
This could be a legitimate religious proclamation.

Holy shit that was without doubt the most cringey thing I've ever read in my life.

Didn't help that half the dialogue was some weird (I assume) ethnic slang? that I could barely understand.

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>>90344782


Can someone confirm this because I think I'm going crazy. Is the lineart here and other pages jagged? And since it's not consistent thought the comic (they look smooth here >>90344742 )
I'm going to assume is a mistake of someone who handled the pages at some point.

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Ha, got a 15 minute temporary ban for "reposting/spamming." I guess that's fair.

>>90346007
Unfortunately it's pretty normal for modern digital line art to look like it was done in MS Paint.

>>90344596
>white is the absence of color.
but that's the opposite of what it is.

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>>90346007
I hadn't planned on talking about the America pages at all because anything that was going to be said already has but you did just make me realise something that I'm not sure if it got pointed out in the last thread.

On >>90344782, the third and fourth panels have her just floating. Her body doesn't go all the way down to the end of the panel. No one involved in this comic clearly gave a single fuck, because this is a competent artist based on his past work yet that is a rookie mistake and it's crazy that no one caught it.

Have there been any negative reviews of the issue yet? So far all I've been able to find are reviews with people tripping over themselves to talk about how amazing it was.

>>90344631
>>90345942
>Our dear leader

I laughed the first time I read it. Who does she think she is? Hugo fucking Chavez?

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>>90346177
Comic reviewers exist? This is news to me.

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>>90346177
>Have there been any negative reviews of the issue yet? So far all I've been able to find are reviews with people tripping over themselves to talk about how amazing it was.
One so far

>>90344581
So Carol just isn't gonna be called Captain or anything huh?

>>90346160

What do Marvel editors do? They don't check for art mistakes, continuity mistakes, or flow between books.

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Well, I was going to keep just storytiming random comics to make this thread hurry along to image limit and get one step closer to bump limit so we don't have to have this shit comic polluting the board any longer.

Buuuuut I'm also just keeping the thread bumped and on the first page which is just as bad and it's not like someone won't just make another thread about this shit comic yet again once this one 404s so whatever.

>>90344844
we had some /co/munity story times during the summer. They died out after the a few threads though.

>>90344555

Marvel was a mistake

>>90344509
You know what's really funny?
Some fucking white males created a queer latina character, gave her some cool stories and a small, but dedicated fanbase (Casey, Gillen, Ewing), then Marvel brings in a queer latina writer (for obvious diversity reasons) to write her adventures, and what happens?
She completely botches it.
You really can't make this shit up.

>>90346289

Oh God you reminded me I had yet to read what themarysue thinks of this

>Review: America #1 Promises Time-Traveling Adventure and Latinx Queerness Out the Ying-Yang

Just reading the title makes me gag.
Why do Americans appropriate my language and add an x to it? That's a very trashy thing to do.


>America #1 is a great start to a series with a lot of promise. America herself is a wonderfully nuanced character who has a hard edge, but whose vulnerability seeps through. Writer Gabby Rivera’s voice pops off the page. It’s unique, and lively, and youthful, which makes sense since Rivera’s previous writing has been in the YA fiction sphere. However, some of the dialogue is a little cliche, particularly in the scene between America and her girlfriend, and some of it kinda hits you over the head in reminding you that America is Latina.


>ANYwho, there are a couple of little moments like that where I wish that Rivera would just let the character’s Latin-ness speak for itself, rather than have the character comment on it.

Wait. Actual criticism?

>Then again, I can chalk that up to this being the first issue and, much like a TV pilot, it has the job of setting up a lot, including the tone of the book, which usually makes it more heavy-handed than the rest of the series might be. America is clearly a book that wears its Latinx heritage proudly, and there ain’t nothing wrong with that!

Nope, back to the dick sucking.

They do comment of the lest detailed art but nothing on the glaring mistakes it has

>America #1 is a solid first issue for a series I hope goes on a really long time. If any character deserves a solo book in the Marvel universe right now, it’s America Chavez.

It's going to be dead by #6

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>>90345887
Because Clint is a lovable bum and Kate is hilariously over-competent, making it appear like she's the better Hawkeye.
In reality they both need each other to function.

>>90346192
>Gets powers trough weird incident
>Actually bothers to explain it to her parents

I kinda wish this happened more often in comics.

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>>90344555
No fucking wonder Marvel is dying.

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>>90344782
>Is that a beaner fighting the Nazis?

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>>90344795

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>>90344555
Hahahah yessss. Thank you marlel

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I didn't think it was possible to make a character who has frickin multiverse travling powers suck and boring. But by god marvel found a way.

>>90346702
>Secret Empire.png

>>90344782

>We've got Hitler on our si-

SIDE? Captain Nazi confirmed.

>>90346289
>this trash has a fucking 9.0 critic rating
>4.9 user rating
and that's still too high.

Holy fucking shit. If you want a laugh try reading some of the critic reviews.
>If were being real, America #1 nearly brings me to tears. The story is constructed in such an intimate, real, and human way, something which is heartbreakingly rare in comics.
>Comicosity 10/10

>>90344509
So is the parallel world nothing but women and futas?

>>90346315
>Random chick can fights trolls

Well still a somewhat decent first issue, thanks for story-timing that is not utter garbage, unlike OP.

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>>90344509
FMK?

>>90346766
I wonder how much money Marvel/Disney is paying the reviewers.

>>90345069
Seconded. He needs to do art for better books. Or just jump ship and head over to DC

>>90346702
I doubt a dumb rican Knows hitler.

>>90346877

>>90346784
You forget she's from Cornwall

This is probably just regular Friday evenings for her

>>90346888
>implying they need to be paid
They're comic reviewers
They do it for free
They take their identity politics VERY seriously
etc

>>90346944

Nowhere near as bad tho. Still shit.

My rankings so far are
Hellcat>>>Squirrel Girl>>Mockingbird>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This piece of garbage

>>90344660
The scenes of America with her girlfriend in the first issues of ultimates were probably the only time I've cared for the character. It was cute, it was fun, humanizing, and actually made her sympathetic. And in the first issue of this story, that's taken away so that she can meet some interdimensional queer brujas and Mama jamas. Fucking bravo.

>>90346485
>If any character deserves a solo book in the Marvel universe right now, it’s America Chavez.

I know, right? A paramedic of the multiverse is a concept that has so much potential. Infinite potential. She solves problems in a scale much larger than other heroes and currently in the frontlines investigating the biggest threat in marvel's history. She's in dire need of humanization to compensate for her status as the poochie of the marvel universe. Miss America needs and deserves a book. But this barely comprehensible soup of identity politics and cringy, almost parody like writing isn't doing any favours.

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>DC wins again this week

So why haven't you joined the master race yet?

>>90346997
Is a ruse

http://i.4cdn.org/co/1488414556597.jpg

>>90346974
>They do it for free
>We have been policed by comic reviewers all this time

>>90346942
Billy Kaplan is Jewish. Billy Kaplan is her GOD. There's probably at least an entire chapter on the moral need to punch all Hitlers in the face if you meet one in her bible equivalent.

>>90347028

Huh. I have yet to read that, I only opened the OP with 4chanx so I was indeed rused.

I assume is better than all of those combined.

>>90347027
only RHATO and Green Lanterns is good

>>90347097
>I assume is better than all of those combined.
Million times better.

>>90344660

At least let her finish America. I feel bad for both of them though.

>>90347027
What are you talking about anon?

>Superman #18
>Newsarama 6/10
>America #1
>Newsarama 9/10
Clearly Marvel is the winner because they took a chance on a brave, proud, loud, obnoxious, arrogant, irritating Latinx I genuinely have no idea what a Latinx is As opposed to DC who did a boring story about a boring cis straight white male and his boring loving family.

>>90347138

>Superman not good
>New Super-man not good
>Super Sons not good
>Deathstroke not good

>Flintstones not Elder God Tier Good

>>90346478
Oh please.
In Hueland there is a cult following for a character named Doutrinador.
He speaks of the anger the general population has for those in power, who claim to say they represent the working people when in fact they benefit in their suffering,

It's a decent comic, a bit preachy but the Doutrinador character sounds and acts like a character in a comic book with a political opinion instead of being "HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW YOUNG PEOPLE YAAAAAS" or whatever the fuck it was this comic.

Latin America loves it's comics, it's American characters and we are more than capable of making our own. Don't put this -shitty writer- and character as somehow fault of the people in South America or think any less of them as creators. This is one shitty writer with one shitty character and I'm right here by your side, disliking this shit for -the same reasons you do- with an added serving of feeling infantilized and fetishized by some first world fucks.

>>90347201
>Miss America got the same newsarama rating as fucking Pax Americana

>>90347068
Hitler did nothing to her kind. Billy just needs to get over it.

>>90346478
>>90347275
Copypasta?
>>90340937
>>90340670

>>90347335
YAAAAAS QUEEN

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>>90347201
>I genuinely have no idea what a Latinx is
It's the Latin version of "xir". It's meant to be gender neutral so liberals don't have to assume someone is Latino other Latina.

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>>90347201
>I genuinely have no idea what a Latinx is
The "X" is for "extreme"

Jokes aside, is the "gender neutral" version of latino/a

>>90347201

Because in Spanish words have genders (you are Latino, male or Latina, female) and Americans can't stand that so they use x because for some reason x denotes gender neutral.

>>90347218
Three of those didn't come out today.

>>90347366
But... how do you pronounce it? Latin-x?

>>90347366
>assume someone is Latino other Latina.
I-I also don't know the difference between those terms.

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>>90344806

>>90347431
latino: latin guy
latina: latin gal
latinx: fucking retard

>>90347477
got it. thanks.

>>90345085
is that black mariah?

>>90347420
It doesn't matter. It's a moronic concept on the same level as teaching ebonics back in the late 90s.

>>90344555
Fuck the pain away.

So, uh, does 'queer' not mean 'gay' anymore? I see LGBTQ being unironically used nowadays and I don't know why.

>>90347395
>That article about the Gamecube being genderfluid because it can be referred to as "le" or "la" in french

>>90346731
>marvel literally made a book about Funny Valentine boring

>>90347714
Gay means gay, queer is a stand in for anything atypical or nonarchetypal.

So basically cringe worthy fags.

>>90347714
It's been co-opted by people that want to get in on the whole "LGBT" thing but aren't actually any of the four things listed, so they just call themselves "queer." Like "oh, I kiss a girl once so I'm queer." and such.

>>90347201
>Latinx
>x
I hate these retard that us this so fucking much.
>Your native language is gendered but we'll fix that
I wish they'd all fuck off.

>>90348086
>gendered but we'll fix that
What is this, conversion therapy?

People on CBR liked it, kek.

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>>90345099
It's political porn. Real life isn't going so well for these people so they retreat into fiction as reality is knocking on their door.

>>90344555

Yo hol up, Loki is a bad guy again? Fuck!

>>90348470
"seemingly." He's not actually a bad guy, just conning the bad guys into thinking he is while he's actually following his own neutral agenda.

>>90344555
I liked her better when she wasn't lesbian.

do sjws from countries who speak languages with 3 genders (masculine, feminine and neuter) like Germany with Die Das Der call people with the neuter article?

Question: Of the three recent releases, Leth's Hellcat, What's her name's Mockingbird, and this, which wins and why?

>>90344702
Anon apparently feels that strongly about it. And the conversation in the first one hit bump limit so quickly.

>>90348529

ok, I can dig it, thanks

>>90347201
>Latinx
This has to be a lie made to rile me up.
This can't be true.

You know, some anon in the last thread said something that really caught my attention. The reason why reviewers from sites like theMarySue or IGN describe this as "organic" or "human" is that their lifes are defined by identity politics. The shallow, snarky, snowflake character who is a bitch to everyone and is surrounded by parody-like representations of diversity and sexuality doesn't seem like a trainwreck to them because that's how their worlds are, and that's how they expect things to be for everyone else.

Honestly didn't even bother reading past a few pages to form a fair opinion because the art is all unfinished and rushed out. Talk about pure shit, I imagine this one will be overshipped like crazy so Marvel can brag about how great they are.

>>90348126
Nah they're gonna take the Romance languages to the vet.

>>90348801
please anon this must be a sick joke, somebody please tell it is.

>>90348777

The jesse review is just liberal identity politics in public consumption fair. Of course they're going to support a lesbian latina, and the irony is he said this comic doesn't just 'check off a list' which is ironic since its exactly what it does so take their reviews with a grain of salt.

I mean honestly what could he say and still be employed down the road? That it is formulaic garbage and is marvel's cynical attempt to bring diversity to their brand? Please.

>>90344982
The alternative is just posting the high spots of this issue out of context, and letting those run to bump limit. Let the rageaholl run out on this first anon. It's for the best. And it's easy to filter too.

>>90348853

Well ign review of this comic used 'Latinx" and I shit you not.

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>>90348777
Trips don't lie

>>90347880
Queer mean "weird or odd"

>>90346160
Hahahaha holy shit that's so bad.

>>90348853
anon, I'll just put you out of your misery now:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-people-are-using-the-term-latinx_us_57753328e4b0cc0fa136a159

>The word “Latinx” (pronounced “La-teen-ex”) has been used more and more lately. And, yet, while many people are using the term and identifying as Latinx, there are still others who may look at the word with skepticism and confusion.

>In recent months, HuffPost Latino Voices has incorporated usage of Latinx into some of our articles to reflect this change, to which some readers have responded by saying:

>“You misspelled ‘Latino.’”

>“Latinx isn’t a word.”

>“I keep seeing Latinx... what does it mean?”

>No, it’s not a typo. Yes, Latinx is, in fact, a word — one many people identify with for various reasons. And if you’ve been online in the last couple of years, you’ve likely noticed the word popping up in your social media news feeds and in various articles in lieu of such identifiers as Latino, Latina or Latin@. There’s a reason for that — allow us to explain.

>>90346289
The balls on this man, standing up to the sjw hordes

>>90348968
They can call themselves whatever they want after ICE deports them.

>>90348175
I saw the fourms.....it's only 14 replies and boils down to it was okay at best and really rushed.

>>90344582

You don't have to be /pol/ to find this laughably heavy-handed.

>>90349042
oh shut up you tad/pol/e, there is no way an actual Latino would ever use that world. This is an American abomination and it can stay in there for all I'm concerned.

>>90349131
Better deport them just to be safe.

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>>90344539
>>90344631
>>90344643

Shit, now I'm thirsty as fuck for some Ms America porn dominating white girls and making her lick her puss.

>>90344702

I rarely pop on /co/ and like stupid shit so I'm glad I'm here.

>>90349261
fuck you, you can keep your shit.

They were never latinos to begin with.

>>90344806
SCOTT DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS ;_;

>>90348886
>>90348968
I just puked inside my mouth a bit.

>>90345395
I think the coloring is deliberatly that way. By going for a flat, unshaded effect, they're trying to get sort of the same look as from communist propaganda posters.

>>90349368

You're a LATINX now Brahese

>>90344690

>intergalactic indigenous

Wait, what is it, are they intergalactic or are they indigenous?

It's like saying "Native migrants", these things are opposites you absolute idiots.

>>90344742

>holy menstruation


I loose. Outtie

>>90349883
shut up you worthless white trash.

>>90345921
I think they should pick shit that's actually well executed, like the Flintstones for the next thread. It's night and day watching the writing execution and how they set up their political issues, set up and then deliver their jokes.

Do people really take comic reviews by random people on sites like IGN, CBR, or even TCJ seriously? Why does everything need a damn metacritic score?

Geez americans, stop ruining my language, is enough with the Chileans ruining it.

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>>90348968
>huffingtonpost

>>90350293
we dont need it, the companies need it to promote the comic, if they get a bad review in a comic that is in fact bad then they can use it to promote their trash.

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>>90344596
>White means the absence of color
America's education at work.

>>90350371
Black is actually what happen where there is absence of color, but we cant offend black can we?

>>90350472
Jesus Christ, shut up already.

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>>90350513
sorry

>>90350472
Black is when all colors are absorbed...

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>>90344555
I haven't read a Marvel comic since the 90's.

What the fuck happened.

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>>90350572
>comparing light to crayons

>>90350371
>America's education at work.

Just wait until feminist math enters the curriculum.

>>90350657
>feminist math
That's not real, right?

>>90345794
>Amethyst shit.
Take that back, niggah.
Amethyst is good, it would be a great DC mainstay if they gave it the chance.

>>90344509

So what will this be selling by #2 /co/? I can't see anybody actually enjoying this garbage

>IGN has given it an 8.5 GREAT review

Fuck me...

>>90350736
It'll sell bad enough that they'll start giving away free copies with other comics.

>This will probably sell 50k its first issue
>20k its next
>Sell BOOM! tier numbers but never be cancelled because its "strong digital sales"
>>90350646
You. You happened and you failed them.
This is what a desperate man does.

>>90350472
Then why is blank canvas or paper colored white instead of black? Checkmate!

this comic is a crime against the industry

>>90350681
Sort of. It's not actually taken seriously by any significant mathematicians, and the education political specialists who care the most don't understand math enough to do anything with it.

I could post the shit here, but it's way off topic for /co/. Look up "social justice math" for examples.

The biggest, most retarded claim is logic is inherently sexist. Fortunately, that's like creation science levels of acceptance.

>>90345009
>Prototype costume in MCU is Scarlet Spider
SICK

>>90350824
I hope you're meming and actually know the difference between color in light and color on objects. I mean CMYK and RGB are a pretty important concept in comics.

>>90345333
It's funny because they're more racist than comics from the 1940s were

>>90345333
>as racist as the people they hate
They've already reached the point of being more racist than /pol/ at least a few years ago.

>>90346758
I think it was gonna be six, but that works too.

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>>90344524
>"Fear not, mi gente"
As a latin-american that made me cringe so hard, that kind of spanglish makes me feel sick

>>90350513
TRIGGERD

>>90350646
The 1990s were 50 years ago

>>90351002
>comic is written by what I assume is a transgender Puerto Rican mulatto
>even if Trump deports 15 million latino illegals and anchor babies there will still be at least 40 million Hispanics in America

Oh anon, the cringe hasn't even started yet.

>>90351143
>15 million latino illegals
There's that many already?

>>90351215
Low estimate is 11, high estimate is 33.

>>90350472
black is actually brown so fucking rip

fucking rip

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>>90351143
>comic is written by what I assume is a transgender Puerto Rican mulatto
Not bad, anon, two out of three

>>90351318
Did s?he by that cap with her puerto rican credit card

>>90351318
>beautiful
>brown
>babe

But its none of those things!

>>90351387
is that a motherfucking drawn together reference?

the good thing is that Mexicans really doesnt care about any Marvel character that isn´t spiderman, the x-men or the Avengers, so this will probably fail with most latinos.

>>90344555
> captain America it's a woman now, a Mexican woman, a lesbian Mexican woman.
Wow, it's this the epitome of progressiveness?

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>>90351473
Look at this and tell me that she isn't a babe!

>>90351588
No.
She's still a cis able bodied scumbag.

>>90351588
4/10, not Sharia compliant.

>>90351572
>Mexicans
You mean Quirky Ricans

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>>90350646
The PC movement went out of fucking control.

>>90351143
I WANT OFF THE RIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>90350721
https://youtu.be/5oeWLdmiGFQ
I hope you like pre-school tier cartoons than.

>>90349042
The writer is of Puerto Rican descent, and Puerto Rico is a American colony. So that wouldn't solve the problem.

>>90352408
Shame, the anime-style shorts were cute

>>90352368
Holy fuck.

>>90352368
>>90352399
>can't you see #itsherturn you dumb nigger?

Christ, the left will turn on you in a heartbeat and they're not even consistent in why.

>>90350020
best part is, somebody on tumblr complained about America being TERF because of that

>>90353171
>TERF
translation?

>>90353193
Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist

Women who don't consider de-penised biological males to be women.

>>90353193
Trans-exclusionary radical feminism
Not sure why. Maybe menstruations privilege or something like that?

>>90353193
Tough Ethno Retarded Female?

>>90344582
Or just people with a modicum of taste.

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>>90344524
>that artist self insert

>>90344973
Say what you will about ASM movies, but at least there was some (however little) effort put in their prequel comics.

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>>90344806
Holy shit. What a fucking trainwreck.

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>>90352945
I don't mean I think it's inherently bad.
I think pre-school shows are alright to watch if you have addiction to cute or have kids.
>>90275079

There weren't enough DOJYAAAN~~s for me personally

>>90350960
>more racist than /pol/

Ok anon

>>90352368
>>90352399

He basically wrote the first underworld movie, so honestly he has decent genre chops, why is this bitch flaming him so hard?

>>90353698
For the most part /pol/ is shitposting and almost no one who goes there practices what they preach. Leftists meanwhile are openly attacking people in the streets and burning low income city blocks. I mean, say what you will about /pol/'s retarded neo-Nazi bullshit but actions speak louder than words.

>>90353215

so you mean people with commonsense..

like that girl winning wrestling state title hopped up on testosterone as if that didn't give her a massive advantage against other women.

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>>90353698
They're certainly trying.

>>90353822

Stuff like this screams daddy issues. It always comes down to bad parenting.

>>90353747
Because obviously its more important that a woman, regardless of talent or character familiarity would, write Wonder Woman. Nothing that a man has written could possibly be as grand as a women.